2 - Tradition Evolves With Innovation and Experimentation

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[00:07] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[00:09] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality and
    our brightest smiles, every single day.
[00:13] YACHIYO
    Welcome to... the Gingarou Hotel.
SIGN    Episode 2
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SIGN    Tradition Evolves With Innovation
    and Experimentation
[01:56] YACHIYO
    I don't believe we have a reservation for you.
    Do you need a room for the night?
SIGN    No Matches
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SIGN    No Matches
[02:19] YACHIYO
    Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka?
[02:22] YACHIYO
    Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma?
[02:26] YACHIYO
    Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ?
[02:29] YACHIYO
    Desidera pernottare qui?
[02:31] YACHIYO
    Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye?
[02:41] YACHIYO
    Okay, what now?
[02:43] YACHIYO
    Do you need somewhere to sleep?
[02:52] YACHIYO
    So you do need somewhere to sleep.
[02:58] YACHIYO
    We'd be delighted to help you.
[03:00] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this registration card, then.
[03:10] YACHIYO
    Please fill this out.
[03:23] YACHIYO
    Sir, I'm sorry to ask,
[03:25] YACHIYO
    but could you please state your name verbally?
[03:30] YACHIYO
    I'm Ya-chi-yo.
[03:33] YACHIYO
    You are?
[03:37] YACHIYO
    Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right?
[03:43] YACHIYO
    Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar.
[03:55] YACHIYO
    Here's your room key.
[04:07] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[04:13] YACHIYO
    I understand.
[04:14] YACHIYO
    I'll show you to your room.
[04:42] YACHIYO
    This is your room for the night.
[04:46] YACHIYO
    Please feel free to use
    the appliances and amenities.
[04:49] YACHIYO
    We'll replenish them during cleaning,
    so you needn't trouble yourself.
[04:54] YACHIYO
    This contains the rules for our hotel
[04:57] YACHIYO
    and instructions on how to use
    our various facilities.
[05:00] YACHIYO
    But please feel free to contact me
    if you need anything.
[05:04] YACHIYO
    In addition...
[05:06] YACHIYO
    Our restaurant is available to you.
SIGN    3F Restaurant
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SIGN    Welcome to Stella Maris.
    Our goal is to present to our guests flavors
    that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.
    Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,
    we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory
    that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes
    from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide
    variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine
    as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you
    using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy
    your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu.
[05:09] YACHIYO
    Please stop by whenever
    you need anything to eat.
[05:23] YACHIYO
    This is your bathroom.
[05:29] YACHIYO
    That's right! We have shampoo hats!
[05:32] YACHIYO
    You wish to use it, I assume?
[05:38] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[05:41] YACHIYO
    You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes?
[05:47] YACHIYO
    I have big news, team!
[05:49] YACHIYO
    We actually can run this hotel
    with a room missing its shampoo hat!
[05:52] YACHIYO
    As of today, Room 405 is designated
    exclusively for extraterrestrial guests!
[05:56] DOORMAN
    Hold on, missy.
[05:57] DOORMAN
    Do extraterrestrials even count as guests?
[06:02] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[06:06] YACHIYO
    True, we do not allow animals
    to stay with us, even as pets.
[06:09] YACHIYO
    However, as our regulations do not
    touch upon extraterrestrial beings,
[06:14] YACHIYO
    we cannot treat them the same as animals.
[06:17] YACHIYO
    As a special measure, we'll update
    how we define hotel guests
[06:20] YACHIYO
    and add extraterrestrials to the category.
[06:24] YACHIYO
    As guests, they must be offered
    the fullest extent of our hotel's service.
[06:36] YACHIYO
    With that said, let's offer
    our first guest in a century
[06:39] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality
    and our brightest smiles.
[06:52] YACHIYO
    Your main course is ready.
[07:20] YACHIYO
    Did you enjoy your meal?
[07:25] YACHIYO
    Would you like to have more of the same?
[07:36] YACHIYO
    Welcome back.
[07:41] YACHIYO
    Your clothes appear to be worse for wear.
[07:44] YACHIYO
    Would you like to avail yourself
    of our laundry service?
[07:54] YACHIYO
    Sir.
[07:55] YACHIYO
    Your laundry is ready.
[08:11] DOORMAN
    Why wouldn't he let me
    open the doors for him?
[09:02] YACHIYO
    Today marks the third day of his stay,
[09:05] YACHIYO
    but I'm not sure if he's satisfied
    with his experience.
[09:09] YACHIYO
    I don't know if we've really
    been able to communicate.
[09:14] YACHIYO
    Sure, it stands to reason that he
    would leave if he was unhappy,
[09:18] YACHIYO
    but it's not like there are any
    other hotels operating in this area.
[09:24] YACHIYO
    Doorman Robot?!
[09:31] YACHIYO
    What is this?
[09:36] EV CHECKER
    What a surprise!
[09:38] EV CHECKER
    A hotel still running 'round these parts?
    I don't believe it!
SIGN    Tradition Evolves With Innovation
    and Experimentation
[09:57] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[09:59] EV CHECKER
    Hey! "Welcome," you say?
[10:02] EV CHECKER
    Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh.
[10:05] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[10:06] EV CHECKER
    Before introductions, may I ask...
[10:09] EV CHECKER
    Is this dude gonna be okay?
[10:14] DOORMAN
    Thanks as always, missy.
[10:17] EV CHECKER
    What, does this keep happening?
[10:20] YACHIYO
    I wish I could help somehow...
[10:23] DOORMAN
    I couldn't ask for a better way to go out
    than while opening doors for our guests.
[10:27] YACHIYO
    Well, apparently he's not a guest.
[10:29] DOORMAN
    What?!
[10:30] EV CHECKER
    Close call, eh?
[10:33] YACHIYO
    So, who are you?
[10:34] EV CHECKER
    Who am I? You ask who I am?!
[10:38] EV CHECKER
    You stand before the great
     Environment Checker Robot!
[10:44] YACHIYO
    "Environment Checker," you say?
[10:46] EV CHECKER
    Yes!
[10:48] EV CHECKER
    As humanity said goodbye to Earth,
[10:50] EV CHECKER
    they stationed some bots across the globe,
    hoping to return someday!
[10:54] EV CHECKER
    And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots!
[10:57] YACHIYO
    Across the globe...
[10:59] EV CHECKER
    For years, we partied hard
    over the airwaves,
[11:02] EV CHECKER
    but I even lost contact with the
    one in Oceania a while back.
[11:07] EV CHECKER
    Now I'm a standalone bot.
[11:09] EV CHECKER
    I'm the only one left that can check
    the planet's elements like air and water,
[11:13] EV CHECKER
    and decide if they're suitable
    for human life to prosper!
[11:17] EV CHECKER
    Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind!
[11:20] YACHIYO
    Hope...
[11:21] EV CHECKER
    Exactamundo!
[11:22] EV CHECKER
    And lately, the environment around here's
    undergone a drastic change.
[11:27] EV CHECKER
    I went, "Yo, what's happening?"
    and came to take a look-see.
[11:31] EV CHECKER
    And what do I find?
    Some strange ship flying around...
[11:34] EV CHECKER
    What's more, its pilot
    was still alive and on the move.
[11:38] EV CHECKER
    Which brings us to now:
[11:39] EV CHECKER
    I am here!
[11:42] EV CHECKER
    Anything show up lately?
[11:45] YACHIYO
    Only our guest.
[11:51] YACHIYO
    It seems he came here from another planet.
[11:54] EV CHECKER
    That's totally the owner of that ship!
[11:58] EV CHECKER
    What is he doing?
[11:59] YACHIYO
    No clue.
[12:01] EV CHECKER
    Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy.
[12:08] YACHIYO
    Wait a second!
[12:10] EV CHECKER
    Don't you worry.
    We were programmed with this function.
[12:14] YACHIYO
    That is a guest of this hotel!
[12:17] EV CHECKER
    Can you say for sure that he's
    a welcome guest for Earth too?
[12:20] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[12:26] EV CHECKER
    Get blown to smithereens.
[12:30] YACHIYO
    You mustn't. Whatever his objective,
[12:34] YACHIYO
    he is still a guest of this hotel!
[12:39] EV CHECKER
    Okay.
[12:40] EV CHECKER
    I won't do anything
    as long as he's your guest.
[12:45] EV CHECKER
    But the moment he's not, he goes bang.
[12:49] EV CHECKER
    I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh.
[13:31] EV CHECKER
    Hey, Yachi-YO!
[13:33] EV CHECKER
    I wanna ask ya,
    what're you still doing this for?
[13:37] EV CHECKER
    There ain't a single human around anymore.
[13:39] YACHIYO
    We'd keep this hotel up and running
    until the day humanity returns.
[13:44] YACHIYO
    That's the promise we made with the owner.
[13:46] EV CHECKER
    Ha! Are you serious?
[13:49] YACHIYO
    What?
[13:51] EV CHECKER
    Over the past century or so,
    I've checked my assigned area
[13:55] EV CHECKER
    and sent hundreds of thousands of
    environmental reports to outer space.
[14:01] YACHIYO
    To this day?
[14:02] EV CHECKER
    I send frequent reports.
[14:04] YACHIYO
    And what is humanity saying?
[14:06] EV CHECKER
    For the past few decades...
[14:09] EV CHECKER
    I haven't gotten a single response.
[14:11] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[14:12] EV CHECKER
    No word at all! Absolutely nothing!
[14:15] EV CHECKER
    The probability of humanity returning
    in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%!
[14:22] EV CHECKER
    Source: me!
[14:25] EV CHECKER
    And forget coming back—
    we don't even know if they've survived.
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[14:44] EV CHECKER
    What?!
[14:47] YACHIYO
    It's all over.
[14:49] YACHIYO
    Humanity's not coming back.
[14:52] YACHIYO
    I don't understand our guest.
[14:55] YACHIYO
    It's all over.
[14:58] EV CHECKER
    Maybe I shouldn't've told her?
[15:01] EV CHECKER
    Ouch!
[15:13] YACHIYO
    Here you are.
[15:15] YACHIYO
    Scorpionfish and lobster poêlé.
[15:40] YACHIYO
    Welcome back.
[15:50] YACHIYO
    Please enjoy your stay.
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SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[15:59] YACHIYO
    As always, let us welcome our guests
    with a smile today.
[16:04] YACHIYO
    Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
    hospitality and our brightest smiles.
[16:18] EV CHECKER
    Hey!
[16:19] EV CHECKER
    That alien's gonna die
    before I get to kill him!
[16:34] EV CHECKER
    Wha?
[16:54] (Flashback) OWNER
    I hear you got a real dressing-down.
[16:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    The guest yelled at me for
    42 minutes and 7 seconds,
[17:01] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    and the assistant manager for
    78 minutes and 24 seconds.
[17:06] (Flashback) OWNER
    Sounds like a rough time.
[17:09] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    It seems I'm defective.
    I do not understand the needs of our guests.
[17:14] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Please dispose of me at once.
[17:18] (Flashback) OWNER
    When I first mentioned introducing
    you robots into the hotel's operations,
[17:23] (Flashback) OWNER
    lots of people laughed at me,
    saying it was impossible—
[17:26] (Flashback) OWNER
    that there was a zero percent
    probability of success.
[17:29] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Zero percent?
[17:31] (Flashback) OWNER
    Yes. But I went ahead with it anyway.
[17:35] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Why is that?
[17:37] (Flashback) OWNER
    When it comes to humans
    and robots coexisting,
[17:39] (Flashback) OWNER
    calculating the probabilities
    isn't the way to go.
[17:42] (Flashback) OWNER
    You consider the possibilities.
[17:45] (Flashback) OWNER
    Listen, let this be
    the one thing you take away.
[17:54] EV CHECKER
    Hey, did you break?
[17:59] YACHIYO
    Possibilities over probabilities!
[18:04] EV CHECKER
    And what do ya mean by that?
[18:06] YACHIYO
    According to my AI,
[18:08] YACHIYO
    the Gingarou Hotel stood a zero percent
    chance of survival without a shampoo hat.
[18:13] YACHIYO
    But our alien guest didn't
    need a shampoo hat at all.
[18:18] EV CHECKER
    And?
[18:19] YACHIYO
    That's it.
[18:22] EV CHECKER
    I don't get it, babeh.
[18:28] YACHIYO
    Harmony, respect, purity, and tranquility—
    the four crucial elements of tea ceremonies.
[18:33] YACHIYO
    Welcome and respect one another,
    approach everything with purity of heart,
[18:39] YACHIYO
    and finally, maintain a calm
    and peaceful mind at all times.
[18:44] YACHIYO
    These words open up the possibility of coming
    to an understanding with anyone you meet.
[18:49] YACHIYO
    That's what the owner said to me.
[18:52] (Flashback) OWNER
    Listen, let this be
    the one thing you take away.
[18:55] (Flashback) OWNER
    Instead of the probability
    your wish won't be granted,
[18:58] (Flashback) OWNER
    believe in the possibility of it coming true.
[19:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    Feel free to let your AI guide you on your way.
[19:05] (Flashback) OWNER
    Just like tea does in these ceremonies.
[19:15] YACHIYO
    Help yourself.
[19:53] YACHIYO
    How did you enjoy your time with us?
[20:06] YACHIYO
    Is this a gift for us?
[20:23] YACHIYO
    Sir.
[20:25] YACHIYO
    Please wait.
[20:28] YACHIYO
    We haven't settled the bill yet.
SIGN    Receipt
SIGN    Total Amount
SIGN    for
SIGN    the duration of stay
SIGN    We confirm receipt of the above amount.
SIGN    Breakdown
    Amount (tax excl.)
    Consumption Tax
[20:31] YACHIYO
    Here is your total bill for the room
    and the various services.
[20:43] YACHIYO
    You don't have any money?
[20:49] EV CHECKER
    Okay, so he's not a guest.
[20:51] EV CHECKER
    Time to get rid of him, babeh!
[20:52] YACHIYO
    No.
[20:57] YACHIYO
    This is an Earth currency.
[21:07] YACHIYO
    I, along with all of our staff,
    eagerly await your next stay with us.
[21:15] EV CHECKER
    Ha! His next stay, huh?
[21:18] YACHIYO
    Yes. Once a guest, forever a guest.
[21:36] YACHIYO
    Good work, team.
[21:39] YACHIYO
    Let's make sure we provide the utmost
    hospitality to our next guest as well.
[21:43] DOORMAN
    Right.
[21:49] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission "Receive an
    Alien Guest" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Receive an Alien Guest" complete.
    New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
[21:53] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
[21:59] EV CHECKER
    Wow!
[22:01] EV CHECKER
    That'll make eatin' instant noodles a breeze!
[22:03] EV CHECKER
    Yeehaw!