2 - Tradition Evolves With Innovation and Experimentation Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] YACHIYO     We offer our beloved guests [00:09] YACHIYO     our heartfelt hospitality and     our brightest smiles, every single day. [00:13] YACHIYO     Welcome to... the Gingarou Hotel. SIGN    Episode 2 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Tradition Evolves With Innovation     and Experimentation [01:56] YACHIYO     I don't believe we have a reservation for you.     Do you need a room for the night? SIGN    No Matches SIGN    No Matches SIGN    No Matches SIGN    No Matches [02:19] YACHIYO     Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka? [02:22] YACHIYO     Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma? [02:26] YACHIYO     Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ? [02:29] YACHIYO     Desidera pernottare qui? [02:31] YACHIYO     Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye? [02:41] YACHIYO     Okay, what now? [02:43] YACHIYO     Do you need somewhere to sleep? [02:52] YACHIYO     So you do need somewhere to sleep. [02:58] YACHIYO     We'd be delighted to help you. [03:00] YACHIYO     Please fill out this registration card, then. [03:10] YACHIYO     Please fill this out. [03:23] YACHIYO     Sir, I'm sorry to ask, [03:25] YACHIYO     but could you please state your name verbally? [03:30] YACHIYO     I'm Ya-chi-yo. [03:33] YACHIYO     You are? [03:37] YACHIYO     Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right? [03:43] YACHIYO     Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar. [03:55] YACHIYO     Here's your room key. [04:07] YACHIYO     Huh? [04:13] YACHIYO     I understand. [04:14] YACHIYO     I'll show you to your room. [04:42] YACHIYO     This is your room for the night. [04:46] YACHIYO     Please feel free to use     the appliances and amenities. [04:49] YACHIYO     We'll replenish them during cleaning,     so you needn't trouble yourself. [04:54] YACHIYO     This contains the rules for our hotel [04:57] YACHIYO     and instructions on how to use     our various facilities. [05:00] YACHIYO     But please feel free to contact me     if you need anything. [05:04] YACHIYO     In addition... [05:06] YACHIYO     Our restaurant is available to you. SIGN    3F Restaurant SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Welcome to Stella Maris.     Our goal is to present to our guests flavors     that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.     Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,     we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory     that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes     from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide     variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine     as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you     using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy     your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu. [05:09] YACHIYO     Please stop by whenever     you need anything to eat. [05:23] YACHIYO     This is your bathroom. [05:29] YACHIYO     That's right! We have shampoo hats! [05:32] YACHIYO     You wish to use it, I assume? [05:38] YACHIYO     Huh? [05:41] YACHIYO     You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes? [05:47] YACHIYO     I have big news, team! [05:49] YACHIYO     We actually can run this hotel     with a room missing its shampoo hat! [05:52] YACHIYO     As of today, Room 405 is designated     exclusively for extraterrestrial guests! [05:56] DOORMAN     Hold on, missy. [05:57] DOORMAN     Do extraterrestrials even count as guests? [06:02] YACHIYO     Huh? [06:06] YACHIYO     True, we do not allow animals     to stay with us, even as pets. [06:09] YACHIYO     However, as our regulations do not     touch upon extraterrestrial beings, [06:14] YACHIYO     we cannot treat them the same as animals. [06:17] YACHIYO     As a special measure, we'll update     how we define hotel guests [06:20] YACHIYO     and add extraterrestrials to the category. [06:24] YACHIYO     As guests, they must be offered     the fullest extent of our hotel's service. [06:36] YACHIYO     With that said, let's offer     our first guest in a century [06:39] YACHIYO     our heartfelt hospitality     and our brightest smiles. [06:52] YACHIYO     Your main course is ready. [07:20] YACHIYO     Did you enjoy your meal? [07:25] YACHIYO     Would you like to have more of the same? [07:36] YACHIYO     Welcome back. [07:41] YACHIYO     Your clothes appear to be worse for wear. [07:44] YACHIYO     Would you like to avail yourself     of our laundry service? [07:54] YACHIYO     Sir. [07:55] YACHIYO     Your laundry is ready. [08:11] DOORMAN     Why wouldn't he let me     open the doors for him? [09:02] YACHIYO     Today marks the third day of his stay, [09:05] YACHIYO     but I'm not sure if he's satisfied     with his experience. [09:09] YACHIYO     I don't know if we've really     been able to communicate. [09:14] YACHIYO     Sure, it stands to reason that he     would leave if he was unhappy, [09:18] YACHIYO     but it's not like there are any     other hotels operating in this area. [09:24] YACHIYO     Doorman Robot?! [09:31] YACHIYO     What is this? [09:36] EV CHECKER     What a surprise! [09:38] EV CHECKER     A hotel still running 'round these parts?     I don't believe it! SIGN    Tradition Evolves With Innovation     and Experimentation [09:57] YACHIYO     Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel. [09:59] EV CHECKER     Hey! "Welcome," you say? [10:02] EV CHECKER     Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh. [10:05] YACHIYO     Huh? [10:06] EV CHECKER     Before introductions, may I ask... [10:09] EV CHECKER     Is this dude gonna be okay? [10:14] DOORMAN     Thanks as always, missy. [10:17] EV CHECKER     What, does this keep happening? [10:20] YACHIYO     I wish I could help somehow... [10:23] DOORMAN     I couldn't ask for a better way to go out     than while opening doors for our guests. [10:27] YACHIYO     Well, apparently he's not a guest. [10:29] DOORMAN     What?! [10:30] EV CHECKER     Close call, eh? [10:33] YACHIYO     So, who are you? [10:34] EV CHECKER     Who am I? You ask who I am?! [10:38] EV CHECKER     You stand before the great      Environment Checker Robot! [10:44] YACHIYO     "Environment Checker," you say? [10:46] EV CHECKER     Yes! [10:48] EV CHECKER     As humanity said goodbye to Earth, [10:50] EV CHECKER     they stationed some bots across the globe,     hoping to return someday! [10:54] EV CHECKER     And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots! [10:57] YACHIYO     Across the globe... [10:59] EV CHECKER     For years, we partied hard     over the airwaves, [11:02] EV CHECKER     but I even lost contact with the     one in Oceania a while back. [11:07] EV CHECKER     Now I'm a standalone bot. [11:09] EV CHECKER     I'm the only one left that can check     the planet's elements like air and water, [11:13] EV CHECKER     and decide if they're suitable     for human life to prosper! [11:17] EV CHECKER     Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind! [11:20] YACHIYO     Hope... [11:21] EV CHECKER     Exactamundo! [11:22] EV CHECKER     And lately, the environment around here's     undergone a drastic change. [11:27] EV CHECKER     I went, "Yo, what's happening?"     and came to take a look-see. [11:31] EV CHECKER     And what do I find?     Some strange ship flying around... [11:34] EV CHECKER     What's more, its pilot     was still alive and on the move. [11:38] EV CHECKER     Which brings us to now: [11:39] EV CHECKER     I am here! [11:42] EV CHECKER     Anything show up lately? [11:45] YACHIYO     Only our guest. [11:51] YACHIYO     It seems he came here from another planet. [11:54] EV CHECKER     That's totally the owner of that ship! [11:58] EV CHECKER     What is he doing? [11:59] YACHIYO     No clue. [12:01] EV CHECKER     Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy. [12:08] YACHIYO     Wait a second! [12:10] EV CHECKER     Don't you worry.     We were programmed with this function. [12:14] YACHIYO     That is a guest of this hotel! [12:17] EV CHECKER     Can you say for sure that he's     a welcome guest for Earth too? [12:20] YACHIYO     Huh? [12:26] EV CHECKER     Get blown to smithereens. [12:30] YACHIYO     You mustn't. Whatever his objective, [12:34] YACHIYO     he is still a guest of this hotel! [12:39] EV CHECKER     Okay. [12:40] EV CHECKER     I won't do anything     as long as he's your guest. [12:45] EV CHECKER     But the moment he's not, he goes bang. [12:49] EV CHECKER     I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh. [13:31] EV CHECKER     Hey, Yachi-YO! [13:33] EV CHECKER     I wanna ask ya,     what're you still doing this for? [13:37] EV CHECKER     There ain't a single human around anymore. [13:39] YACHIYO     We'd keep this hotel up and running     until the day humanity returns. [13:44] YACHIYO     That's the promise we made with the owner. [13:46] EV CHECKER     Ha! Are you serious? [13:49] YACHIYO     What? [13:51] EV CHECKER     Over the past century or so,     I've checked my assigned area [13:55] EV CHECKER     and sent hundreds of thousands of     environmental reports to outer space. [14:01] YACHIYO     To this day? [14:02] EV CHECKER     I send frequent reports. [14:04] YACHIYO     And what is humanity saying? [14:06] EV CHECKER     For the past few decades... [14:09] EV CHECKER     I haven't gotten a single response. [14:11] YACHIYO     Huh? [14:12] EV CHECKER     No word at all! Absolutely nothing! [14:15] EV CHECKER     The probability of humanity returning     in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%! [14:22] EV CHECKER     Source: me! [14:25] EV CHECKER     And forget coming back—     we don't even know if they've survived. SIGN    aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA SIGN    /s3°°v#&m/Ie^(I4+Dn) 9D7O,PW'xEsBA%!w#q(-qfLoX".QoEpX!D\Xs%94uf"Lc%UjF fn>(LR#=T|6bE