8 - Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!

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[00:03] PONKO
    Good morning, everyone!
[00:05] PONKO
    Today is April the 12th, 2345!
[00:09] PONKO
    As your acting acting acting manager,
[00:13] PONKO
    I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
[00:15] PONKO
    Roll call!
[00:16] PONKO
    Flycatchy!
[00:18] PONKO
    Cleany Blue, Cleany Yellow.
[00:20] PONKO
    Doory's by the entrance.
[00:22] PONKO
    Cooky.
[00:24] PONKO
    Bartendy.
[00:25] PONKO
    Gardeny.
[00:27] PONKO
    Nancey.
[00:29] PONKO
    Porty.
[00:31] PONKO
    Okay, that's everyone.
[00:33] PONKO
    Er... Current guests: twelve.
[00:37] PONKO
    Check-ins scheduled today: one.
[00:40] PONKO
    Satellite ad view count: three.
[00:44] PONKO
    We're nowhere near our daily goal.
[00:46] PONKO
    Our goal for this month
    is a total of 1,440 stays.
[00:50] PONKO
    We are presently 1,230 short.
[00:52] PONKO
    Do you have anything to report
[00:54] PONKO
    or anything you need help with?
[00:57] PONKO
    All righty, then.
[00:58] PONKO
    Let's have another fun day at work.
[01:01] PONKO
    Offer our beloved guests
    our heartfelt Gingarou
[01:04] PONKO
    and our brightest smiles!
SIGN    Episode 8
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SIGN    Discipline with a Fist!
    Reconcile with a High Five!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    The Gingarou Hotel eagerly awaits the return of humanity. Extraterrestrials also welcome!
[02:46] PONKO
    Acting Acting Acting Manager's log, day 7,295.
[02:50] PONKO
    Everyone worked as hard as ever today.
[02:53] PONKO
    Happy end.
[03:01] PONKO
    Yachiyo, we're steadily getting more guests.
[03:06] PONKO
    Humanity's not back yet, though.
[03:08] PONKO
    We'll make this an amazing hotel, okay?
[03:12] PONKO
    The defense system?!
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[03:18] PONKO
    What's going on?
[03:21] PONKO
    And not a spaceship?
[03:24] PONKO
    Might be a walk-in guest!
[03:27] PONKO
    Can't we get a clearer image?
[03:32] PONKO
    We have no choice.
[03:33] PONKO
    Prepare the Galactica Poko Riot
    Lucky Bag Missile for launch!
[03:50] PONKO
    Fire!
[04:02] PONKO
    Show me!
[04:07] PONKO
    Huh?
[04:10] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[04:13] PONKO
    Bartendy! Stop the missile!
[04:16] PONKO
    Stop it!
[04:30] PONKO
    I'll go get her!
[04:37] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[04:41] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[04:46] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[04:53] (Flashback) SALESREP
    These robots are already equipped
    with knowledge in several fields.
[04:58] (Flashback) SALESREP
    No need to waste any time
    training them on data.
[05:01] (Flashback) OWNER
    How far technology has come!
[05:04] (Flashback) OWNER
    It's wonderful, but that said...
[05:07] (Flashback) OWNER
    Good morning, everyone.
[05:10] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm the owner of the Gingarou Hotel,
    where you'll all be working from now on.
[05:15] (Flashback) OWNER
    Nice to meet you.
[05:16] (Flashback) ROBOTS
    It is a pleasure to meet you.
[05:19] (Flashback) OWNER
    You'll be working off of your data banks
    to receive and serve many a guest.
[05:27] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm sure the guests will leave very satisfied.
[05:30] (Flashback) OWNER
    But that in itself is not enough.
[05:35] (Flashback) SALESREP
    Is there something lacking?
[05:37] (Flashback) OWNER
    There is. The spirit of hospitality.
[05:41] (Flashback) SALESREP
    You want robots to have spirit?
[05:43] (Flashback) OWNER
    Yes, exactly.
[05:45] (Flashback) OWNER
    The hotelier business is built
    on personal connections.
[05:49] (Flashback) OWNER
    Hearts and souls that evolve with experience.
[05:54] (Flashback) OWNER
    And you can't teach that.
[05:56] (Flashback) OWNER
    I believe you can say the same
    for these robots.
[06:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    See and experience your
    predecessors' work for yourselves,
[06:05] (Flashback) OWNER
    learn what it means to form
    connections with people,
[06:08] (Flashback) OWNER
    and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
[06:12] (Flashback) SALESREP
    The spirit of hospitality...
[06:15] (Flashback) OWNER
    Indeed.
[06:16] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm sure you'll understand, too.
[06:22] (Flashback) OWNER
    All right!
[06:23] (Flashback) OWNER
    The time is finally upon us.
[06:25] (Flashback) OWNER
    I may be the owner of this hotel,
[06:27] (Flashback) OWNER
    but you will be the ones who give it value.
[06:31] (Flashback) OWNER
    I can't wait to see what kind of hotel
    this will turn out to be.
[06:36] (Flashback) OWNER
    Let us welcome our guests, then.
[06:39] (Flashback) OWNER
    Offer them our heartfelt hospitality
[06:41] (Flashback) OWNER
    and our brightest smiles.
[06:44] (Flashback) YACHIYOALL
    Our heartfelt hospitality
    and our brightest smiles.
[06:50] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Here's the key to your room.
[06:53] (Flashback) M. HOTELIERROBOT
    Allow me to show you the way.
[06:55] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    We hope you enjoy your stay.
[07:00] (Flashback) GIRL
    Miss...
[07:02] (Flashback) GIRL
    I was watching the fish in the tank,
    and then Mommy was gone.
[07:04] HOLOPONKO
    ...and then Mommy...
[07:06] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    That isn't good. Let me look for her.
[07:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    There she is.
[07:20] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I found her.
[07:21] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Shall we go?
[07:24] [SONG] SIGN
     Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
[07:24] ANCHOR
    The mystery virus that has been detected
    in several places across the globe
[07:29] ANCHOR
    threatens to spread even further
    in the following weeks.
[07:31] [SONG] SIGN
     Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
[07:32] ANCHOR
    We urge you not to believe
    rumor and hearsay...
[07:34] HOLO EV CHECKER
    ...and panic!
[07:35] ANCHOR
    Always make decisions with
    a clear mind and act accordingly.
[07:42] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm sorry it had to come to this.
[07:45] (Flashback) OWNER
    But rest assured, I'll be back in no time.
[07:49] (Flashback) OWNER
    Until then, I leave the hotel
    in your capable hands.
[07:53] (Flashback) ALL
    You can count on us, Owner.
[07:56] HOLOPONKO
    You can count on me!
SIGN    Extraterrestrials also
SIGN    Extraterrestrials also
[08:52] DIGIVOICE
    Y-Y-Yachiyo!
[08:54] DIGIVOICE
    Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo.
[08:59] PONKO
    Yachiyo! Yachiyo!
[09:02] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[09:09] PONKO
    Oh, you're up.
[09:10] PONKO
    Morning, Yachiyo.
[09:12] YACHIYO
    Good morning.
[09:15] YACHIYO
    You are...
[09:16] PONKO
    Guess who!
[09:17] YACHIYO
    Ponko.
[09:19] PONKO
    How'd you know?
[09:21] YACHIYO
    I ran retinal and voice ID scans.
[09:24] PONKO
    Aw, I wanted to see you all surprised.
[09:28] YACHIYO
    You're an organic life form.
    It's only natural that you would grow.
[09:34] YACHIYO
    I'm more surprised about...
[09:37] YACHIYO
    this body of mine, if anything.
[09:40] YACHIYO
    What exactly...
[09:48] PONKO
    Welcome home, Yachiyo.
SIGN    Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
[10:04] YACHIYO
    How long was I out of commission for?
[10:07] PONKO
    I don't remember how long
    you were lost in space for,
[10:10] PONKO
    but it's been around 50 years
    since you crashed back down to Earth.
[10:15] YACHIYO
    Crashed?
[10:16] YACHIYO
    Oh, right. I...
[10:19] YACHIYO
    I was operating outside of the satellite
    when a solar flare hit,
[10:22] YACHIYO
    and all my precision mechanisms
    went out of control.
[10:28] YACHIYO
    I was drifting, unable to return
    to the pod, for years.
[10:34] YACHIYO
    But then...
[10:47] PONKO
    I'm so glad we didn't shoot you down.
[10:50] YACHIYO
    I see. So even after 50 years,
    you have been unable to complete repairs
[10:56] YACHIYO
    on my body.
[10:58] PONKO
    We just couldn't find any spare parts
    compatible with your model.
[11:09] YACHIYO
    I have returned.
[11:15] YACHIYO
    So many guests!
[11:17] PONKO
    I updated your translation program, so you
    should be able to understand most of them.
[11:23] SKULL
    Great hotel. I really enjoyed my stay.
[11:25] EGGPLANT
    Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
[11:25] DOORMAN
    Please do come again.
[11:28] YACHIYO
    Has humanity come back, too?
[11:29] PONKO
    Nah, not yet.
[11:33] YACHIYO
    I see. Still...
[11:36] YACHIYO
    You've done an amazing job
    running and growing the hotel.
[11:39] PONKO
    The robots did a great job serving our guests.
[11:42] PONKO
    Babeh-O and my family also helped out,
[11:45] PONKO
    and I did my best too, of course.
[11:48] YACHIYO
    I can tell by the smiles on their faces.
[11:53] PONKO
    Take a look!
[11:54] PONKO
    See how big that little thingy has gotten?
[11:57] PONKO
    It's able to emit a bunch of electricity now.
[11:59] PONKO
    We've automated the key handover process.
[12:03] PONKO
    And there's no need to go
    pick up money every time now.
[12:07] PONKO
    We've also enhanced the shampoo
    so that it doesn't hurt extraterrestrial eyes.
[12:18] YACHIYO
    This is the exterior face?
    It looks considerably different.
[12:22] PONKO
    We've equipped a defense system, after all.
SIGN    Bath-arou
[12:28] PONKO
    Poko-pon!
[12:30] YACHIYO
    You finished building the hot-spring bath?
[12:32] PONKO
    Yep! And our guests love it!
[12:38] YACHIYO
    Amazing.
[12:39] PONKO
    Isn't it?
[12:40] YACHIYO
    What's that?
[12:42] PONKO
    The Yachiyo Memorial Statue.
[12:44] PONKO
    You were an indispensable part
    of the hotel, after all.
[12:49] YACHIYO
    "Memorial"?
[12:50] PONKO
    Oh, shoot.
[12:51] PONKO
    Sorry, Yachiyo.
[12:53] PONKO
    I need to clock out early tonight.
[12:56] PONKO
    Grandma's been sick for a while now.
[13:00] YACHIYO
    Madame Mujina?
[13:01] PONKO
    Yeah...
[13:04] PONKO
    Starting tomorrow, let's have fun
    working together again, okay?
SIGN    Tomorrow never dies
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    Don't count your tanuki
    before they hatch
SIGN    More venom
    for the aliens
SIGN    Groom yourself
    all the way to the tail
SIGN    Wag your tail,
    but never wag a shift!
SIGN    Fry the Nudels,
    not the rooms!!
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
[13:22] YACHIYO
    Even without me here,
[13:24] YACHIYO
    this hotel kept running just fine.
[13:31] YACHIYO
    I'm a hotelier robot!
[13:33] YACHIYO
    Working at the hotel is all I can do!
[13:35] YACHIYO
    I must fulfill my duties!
[13:45] YACHIYO
    Stains, none!
[13:46] YACHIYO
    Droplets, none!
[13:47] YACHIYO
    Mold, none.
[13:48] YACHIYO
    Amenities, good.
[13:49] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone!
[13:52] YACHIYO
    No shampoo hats in any of the rooms.
[13:55] YACHIYO
    All good...
[14:00] YACHIYO
    Hello there.
[14:02] YACHIYO
    I'll be resuming front-desk
    duties as of today.
[14:15] YACHIYO
    Please don't stop me!
    I must pass to do my job!
[14:23] YACHIYO
    I apologize for not being able to help.
[14:26] YACHIYO
    Oh, right, right.
[14:28] YACHIYO
    Ponko went home without
    filling out the logbook last night.
[14:32] YACHIYO
    What will she ever do without me?
[14:54] EV CHECKER
    Wha? Yachi-YO?
[14:58] PONSTIN
    Ponko, I should get going soon.
[15:02] PONSTIN
    Ponko?
SIGN    Yarr
SIGN    Report to Work
[15:40] EV CHECKER
    Hey, is Yachi-YO out there
    firing missiles again?
[15:44] PONKO
    Flycatchy went to get her yesterday
    and had to flee again.
[15:48] EV CHECKER
    When I heard about it, I thought
    she'd get over it in a few days,
[15:52] EV CHECKER
    but I guess she's totally broken bad.
[16:10] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[16:15] YACHIYO
    Ponko?
[16:16] YACHIYO
    Nice ride you got there.
[16:18] PONKO
    How much longer are you
    gonna keep skipping work?
[16:21] PONKO
    You used to be such a stickler for the rules!
[16:23] YACHIYO
    What's the big deal?
    Not like I can do a damn thing anyway.
[16:28] PONKO
    That's not true!
[16:30] PONKO
    We were all so happy to see you back!
[16:35] YACHIYO
    Shut yer trap!
[16:43] YACHIYO
    I was supposed to keep the owner's
    Gingarou up and running!
[16:46] YACHIYO
    That was the promise I made him!
[16:48] YACHIYO
    But his hotel no longer exists!
[16:52] YACHIYO
    It's gone, and yet the guests
    remain happy and satisfied!
[16:54] YACHIYO
    So what am I supposed to do?!
[16:58] PONKO
    Just come back to work!
[17:01] PONKO
    The hotel's still right there!
[17:07] PONKO
    We kept it going for you!
[17:19] YACHIYO
    You did.
[17:20] YACHIYO
    That means I don't need
    to keep it going anymore.
[17:24] PONKO
    How can you say that?!
[17:27] PONKO
    I wanted to keep working with you!
[17:29] PONKO
    And make it a hotel that got tons of guests!
SIGN    Yarr
[17:32] PONKO
    That was my dream!
[17:34] YACHIYO
    It was the same for me!
[17:35] YACHIYO
    Seeing so many guests at the Gingarou
    was like a dream come true!
SIGN    Yarrchiyo
[17:40] YACHIYO
    And yet...
[17:41] YACHIYO
    I don't understand it, either!
[17:43] YACHIYO
    An unknown error has taken over my system!
[17:46] YACHIYO
    For some reason, I've been overcome
    with the urge to destroy things!
[17:50] YACHIYO
    Destruction is my only distraction!
[18:04] PONKO
    Yachiyo...
[18:06] PONKO
    You idiot!
[18:14] YACHIYO
    Takes one...
[18:18] YACHIYO
    to know one, idiot!
[18:22] YACHIYO
    You understand nothing about my algorithm!
[18:26] PONKO
    I get it! A true hotelier's spirit
    is built on empathy!
[18:30] PONKO
    You were the one who taught me that, Yachiyo!
[18:36] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[18:38] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
SIGN    Yarrchiyo
[18:42] PONKO
    We only kept the Gingarou running for you!
[18:47] PONKO
    Because that's what you wanted to do!
[18:50] PONKO
    We couldn't have done it
    without following your example!
[18:54] PONKO
    We built that memorial statue
    to keep you fresh in our minds—
[18:58] PONKO
    so we could keep believing
    you'd come back to us one day!
[19:01] PONKO
    We waited and waited for so long!
[19:04] PONKO
    So long that I grew up and became an adult!
[19:07] YACHIYO
    Then why...
[19:09] YACHIYO
    Why'd you make it look like
    the Buddha in Nirvana statue?!
SIGN    Yarrchiyo
[19:18] YACHIYO
    I'm just a hotelier robot.
    I was built to give my all to the hotel.
[19:23] YACHIYO
    Nobody should ever do the same for me.
[19:27] PONKO
    Nobody's doing that.
[19:30] PONKO
    Also, you're not "just a hotelier robot."
    You're you.
[19:36] YACHIYO
    I fail to understand.
[19:38] PONKO
    There's no substitute for you!
    We all love you to death!
[19:43] YACHIYO
    I fail to understand!
[19:45] PONKO
    Isn't a hotelier supposed to try
    to understand how people feel?!
[19:49] YACHIYO
    But I...
[19:50] PONKO
    Then try to understand how I feel!
[19:53] (Flashback) OWNER
    ...learn what it means to form
    connections with people,
[19:56] (Flashback) OWNER
    and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
[19:59] YACHIYO
    I...
[20:01] YACHIYO
    I want to work at the Gingarou again!
[20:10] PONKO
    I wanna work with you, too!
[20:14] YACHIYO
    Ponko...
[20:16] YACHIYO
    I feel like I'm about to cry—
[20:22] PONKO
    You can do that...
[20:24] PONKO
    Even in that body?
[20:29] PONKO
    And so, Yachiyo will be
    returning to work again!
[20:34] YACHIYO
    I went through a rebellious phase
    highly unbecoming of a robot
[20:40] YACHIYO
    and caused lots of trouble for you all.
[20:42] YACHIYO
    I'll be certain to avoid any future heel turns.
[20:45] YACHIYO
    My deepest apologies.
[20:48] YACHIYO
    I look forward to working with you all again.
[20:53] PONKO
    Okay, acting acting acting manager's orders.
[20:58] PONKO
    Yachiyo is to return to her post as
    acting acting manager as of today.
[21:08] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
[21:10] YACHIYO
    On orders from Ponko,
    the acting acting acting manager,
[21:14] YACHIYO
    I'll be taking over
    as the acting acting manager.
[21:17] PONKO
    Hooray for Yachiyo!
[21:21] EV CHECKER
    Hah, she's finally back.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[21:28] YACHIYO
    This incident made me rethink my priorities.
[21:31] YACHIYO
    I now know that upkeep of tradition alone
    doesn't equal upkeep of the hotel.
[21:38] YACHIYO
    From now on, I will carry on
    the will of the owner,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[21:42] YACHIYO
    while also building off my own experiences
    and the rest of the staff's ideas
SIGN    Discipline with a fist!
    Reconcile with a high five!
[21:46] YACHIYO
    to keep the spirit of Gingarou alive.
[21:49] YACHIYO
    I believe that we can all leave
    our own marks on the hotel.
[21:54] PONKO
    Leave our own marks, huh?
[21:58] YACHIYO
    With that said,
[22:00] YACHIYO
    I'll go restore the shampoo hats.
[22:03] PONKO
    What?
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    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
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    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
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    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez