11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!

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[00:29] (Flashback) PONKO
    According to labor law,
    you've been working too much, Yachiyo.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    Tomorrow never dies
SIGN    Don't count your tanuki
    before they hatch
SIGN    More venom
    for the aliens
SIGN    Groom yourself all
    the way to the tail
SIGN    Wag your tail,
    but never
    wag a shift!
SIGN    Fry the Nudels,
    not the rooms!!
SIGN    It's okay to paper over the cracks
    with hospitality that rocks
SIGN    Discipline with a fist!
    Reconcile with a high five!
[00:34] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I'm sorry?
[00:35] (Flashback) PONKO
    I read that overworking employees
    can cause long-term issues,
[00:39] (Flashback) PONKO
    so you need to take time off.
[00:41] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I do understand that much.
    But why now, after all this time?
[00:45] (Flashback) PONKO
    I'm learning all I can about Earth.
[00:48] (Flashback) PONKO
    Babeh-O told me about a Roppongi
    bookstore that was still in good shape.
[00:55] (Flashback) PONKO
    So I borrowed these.
SIGN    Labor Standards Law I
SIGN    Labor Standards Law II
[00:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I do see your point. However...
[01:01] (Flashback) PONKO
    Yeah, yeah.
[01:02] (Flashback) PONKO
    I bet you're gonna say you don't need
    time off because you're a hotelier robot.
[01:06] (Flashback) PONKO
    Denied!
[01:07] (Flashback) PONKO
    Even a robot can break from continuous use.
[01:14] (Flashback) PONKO
    Anyway, you're taking tomorrow
    and the day after off.
[01:16] (Flashback) PONKO
    I'm confiscating your uniform
    so you can't work.
[01:19] (Flashback) PONKO
    Okay, take it off. Step on it, ponchaka.
[01:26] YACHIYO
    What does one do on a day off?
[01:34] YACHIYO
    Wel—
[01:34] PONKO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[01:38] TAMAKO
    Wecclom to the Gingarou Hotel!
[01:41] PONKO
    Please come this way.
[02:19] YACHIYO
    May I have a room?
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Wag Your Tail,
    but Never Wag a Shift!
[04:00] F. TENTACLE
    I hear they have something
    called a "hot-spring bath."
[04:03] M. TENTACLE
    That sounds good.
[04:05] F. TENTACLE
    Hello there.
[04:05] M. TENTACLE
    Hello.
[04:06] F. TENTACLE
    I wanna check it out before dinner.
[04:15] YACHIYO
    Good.
[04:19] YACHIYO
    Stains, none.
[04:20] YACHIYO
    Droplets, none.
[04:21] YACHIYO
    Mold, none.
[04:22] YACHIYO
    Amenities, good.
[04:23] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat—
SIGN    Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Please replace part immediately.
[05:21] CANARY ALIEN
    Can pets stay at this hotel, too?
[05:24] DOORMAN
    Pets are now allowed on the premises.
[05:28] DOORMAN
    We do get some runaways, so we ask
    that you put a hotel tag on your pet.
[05:32] CANARY
    My, your service lives up
    to the stellar reviews!
[05:36] CANARY
    My DraDra will stay in my room with me.
SIGN    Bath-arou
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Tangerine Bath
SIGN    How to Bathe
SIGN    Wash!
    
    
    Rinse!
    
    
    Relax~
SIGN    Bath
SIGN    Women's Bath
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
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SIGN    If you have a day off, try walking through Ginza,
    the town where retro-modern meets the bleeding
    edge! You're sure to find something good!
SIGN    Rinkou Yuudouson
SIGN    A spiritual sanctuary within
    a stone's throw of Ginza!
    Prosperity in business
    and family health are...
SIGN    Rinkou Yuudouson
SIGN    A spiritual sanctuary within
    a stone's throw of Ginza!
    Prosperity in business
    and family health are...
SIGN    Gingarou Distillery
SIGN    The Gingarou Hotel's Original Single Malt
SIGN    Ginga
SIGN    -exclusive barley farm
SIGN    We grow it ourselves!
SIGN    Active Astronaut
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
[10:18] (Flashback) PONKO
    Let's use it as bait!
[10:19] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    That was a gift from a guest.
SIGN    Chill out in the big city!
[12:20] PACHINKO
    Time to blaze it!
[12:21] PACHINKO
    Smoking Bonus!
[12:23] PACHINKO
    Cigarette Butt Rush!
SIGN    Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
SIGN    Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Compatible spare
    parts in stock
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
SIGN    Damaged component
SIGN    This component is damaged.
    
    
    
    
    Please recheck all connections and reboot.
SIGN    For Space Ark
    Launch Station
SIGN    Reparations for all
SIGN    No discrimination
SIGN    Save all citizens
SIGN    Don't stand
    for this!
SIGN    I love peace
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
[20:58] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
    New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
    New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
[21:02] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
[21:42] DOORMAN
    Please rest assured. We'll do everything—
[21:44] CANARY
    Easy for you to say!
[21:46] CANARY
    Oh, DraDra! I'm so glad you're safe!
[21:49] CANARY
    I told you not to go off wandering!
[21:52] CANARY
    I'm so, so glad!
[21:57] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[21:59] PONKO
    How did you like your time off?
[22:05] YACHIYO
    I felt alive.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez