10 - Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts

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[00:09] TAMAKO
    Did I look like Mommy?
[00:10] PONSTIN
    Yeah, you were perfect.
[00:12] BUMBUKU
    You're amazing, Tamako!
    A veritable tanuki genius!
[00:17] TAMAKO
    Yay!
[00:22] PONKO
    I'm sure your great-grandma's
    smiling down on you, too.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
[02:04] PONKO
    Feel free to avail yourself of this service.
[02:13] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[02:15] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality and our
    brightest smiles, every single day.
[02:18] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[02:22] PLEASANT ALIEN
    Heartfelt, huh?
[02:24] PONKO
    Indeed!
[02:27] PLEASANT ALIEN
    I look forward to today, then.
[02:29] YACHIYO
    Do you have a reservation?
[02:31] PLEASANT
    No, I don't.
[02:33] YACHIYO
    Understood. Would you like
    a room for the night?
[02:37] PLEASANT
    Yes, just for tonight.
    I'd prefer a room with a large bed.
[02:43] YACHIYO
    We have rooms with double beds
    available for you.
[02:45] PLEASANT
    Yes, that sounds good.
[02:48] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this registration card, then.
[02:53] PLEASANT
    Right. I have two more requests
    to make, if that's all right.
[02:57] SLUG A
    Say "secrete"!
[02:59] SLUG B
    Me too!
[03:00] SLUG C
    Make me look good!
[03:02] SLUG TEACH
    That'll do for pics.
[03:04] SLUG TEACH
    You all look great.
[03:05] PLEASANT
    I happen to be pretty shy.
    I'd like to dine in my own room.
[03:11] YACHIYO
    Mr. Slurpity Slurp, is it?
[03:14] YACHIYO
    Certainly. We'll bring your meals
    up to your room.
[03:18] PLEASANT
    Great.
[03:19] PLEASANT
    Also, should anyone ask
    if I'm staying here...
[03:25] PLEASANT
    Could you keep it under wraps?
[03:29] YACHIYO
    Our guests' privacy is of
    the utmost importance to us.
[03:33] YACHIYO
    Please rest assured.
[03:35] YACHIYO
    Here is your room key.
[03:40] PLEASANT
    Oh, I'll take my bag myself.
[03:52] PLEASANT
    That's a lovely vase.
[03:54] PLEASANT
    But objects like these,
    with hearts and souls poured into them,
[03:58] PLEASANT
    tend to attract unsavory elements, too...
[04:10] PONKO
    Sir—
[04:12] PONKO
    Your dinner is here.
[04:15] PLEASANT
    Excellent. Would you leave it there?
[04:21] PLEASANT
    Did you bring it for me?
[04:23] TAMAKO
    Yep! I'm a manager-in-training intern!
[04:27] PLEASANT
    Yeah? Thank you, dear.
[04:30] PLEASANT
    Good girls deserve candy.
[04:36] PLEASANT
    Here.
[04:37] TAMAKO
    Mister!
[04:39] TAMAKO
    Thank you!
[04:43] PONKO
    Thank you kindly!
[04:45] PONKO
    And you mean "sir," not "mister."
[04:47] PLEASANT
    A very good night to you.
SIGN    Fuguri Ponzan
[04:59] FUGURI
    Warped...
[05:02] FUGURI
    It's all getting warped.
[05:11] PONKO
    Sir, it's past your check-out time.
[05:16] PONKO
    Sir?
[05:18] PONKO
    I'm opening the door.
[05:21] PONKO
    Excuse me.
[05:25] PONKO
    What's this smell?
[05:29] PONKO
    Sir...
[05:35] PONKO
    He... He's dead!
[05:46] PONKO
    Huh?!
[05:48] PONKO
    What's going on?!
[05:50] YACHIYO
    The CCTV footage indicates that you were
    the last person to enter this room, Ponko.
[05:56] PONKO
    Wait, no! I didn't kill him!
[05:59] TAMAKO
    He's dead!
[06:00] TAMAKO
    So stinky!
[06:02] TAMAKO
    Look, Mommy, he's dead!
[06:05] PONKO
    Get away from here, Tamako!
[06:08] YACHIYO
    So, how exactly did you kill him?
[06:11] PONKO
    It wasn't me, I swear.
[06:13] PONKO
    Sure, I did think he was a bit creepy,
[06:17] PONKO
    but I wouldn't kill someone for that.
[06:22] YACHIYO
    I'm scanning your breathing and heart rate
    to check for lies in your statement.
[06:28] YACHIYO
    You're innocent.
[06:32] PONKO
    You really thought it was me, huh?
[06:35] YACHIYO
    But if it wasn't you...
[06:38] YACHIYO
    The culprit must've entered through the
    window, murdered the guest somehow,
[06:43] YACHIYO
    and fled through the window again.
[06:46] YACHIYO
    But the exterior face is equipped
    with animal sensors, which means...
[06:51] YACHIYO
    it can't have been an organic life form.
[06:55] PONKO
    You mean one of the robot
    employees is the murderer?
[06:59] TAMAKO
    The culprit is you!
[07:02] PONKO
    No way, Cooky...
[07:06] PONKO
    Huh? You served him a stew darkened
    by black carrots as white stew?
[07:14] YACHIYO
    That certainly is dark.
[07:16] YACHIYO
    But there are no signs that
    the guest touched his food.
[07:19] YACHIYO
    Not guilty.
[07:20] TAMAKO
    Then the culprit is you!
[07:23] PONKO
    Flycatchy, tell me it's not true.
[07:27] PONKO
    You let a mosquito escape?!
[07:32] YACHIYO
    A London Underground mosquito.
[07:34] YACHIYO
    I don't see any blood...
[07:36] YACHIYO
    So not guilty.
[07:38] PONKO
    I guess you can't fit through
    the window with that body anyway.
[07:42] PONKO
    Oh, I was the one who opened the window, too.
[07:45] YACHIYO
    We have a cold case.
[07:48] YACHIYO
    It's said that any hotel that ends up being
    the scene of a murder quickly loses guests.
[08:04] YACHIYO
    We'll cover this up.
[08:05] ALL
    What?!
[08:08] DOORMAN
    We have a new guest.
[08:19] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
    hospitality and our brightest smiles!
[08:22] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[08:24] AGGRESSIVE ALIEN
    I'd like to stay until tomorrow morning.
[08:27] TAMAKO
    Back from the dead!
[08:28] YACHIYO
    No, still dead.
[08:30] AGGRESSIVE
    What're you talking about?
[08:32] YACHIYO
    Our shifts tomorrow.
[08:34] AGGRESSIVE
    Whatever.
[08:35] AGGRESSIVE
    The long space journey wore me out.
    I want a room with a double bed.
[08:40] YACHIYO
    We're terribly sorry, but we only have
    single-bed rooms available at the moment.
[08:46] TAMAKO
    But a double just opened up!
[08:49] AGGRESSIVE
    I'll take that one, then.
[08:51] TAMAKO
    Here. A cursed room,
    recommended by Tamako truly.
[08:55] AGGRESSIVE
    Cursed?
[08:56] YACHIYO
    We can show you to a single at once!
[08:59] AGGRESSIVE
    Nope. I want a double.
[09:05] YACHIYO
    Please sign this, then.
[09:16] AGGRESSIVE
    Tell me something.
    Do you recognize this man?
[09:20] TAMAKO
    Hey, it's you!
[09:22] YACHIYO
    That's you, yes?
[09:23] AGGRESSIVE
    What are you talking about?
    We're nothing alike!
[09:27] YACHIYO
    O-Our apologies.
[09:29] AGGRESSIVE
    This man, Sneakity Sneak,
[09:32] AGGRESSIVE
    is the worst serial bomber psycho
    terrorist bastard in space history!
[09:38] YACHIYO
    Serial bomber psycho
    terrorist bastard, you say?
[09:41] AGGRESSIVE
    Yeah. He's caused countless
    deaths on planets all over.
[09:47] AGGRESSIVE
    If you know anything, spit it out.
[09:50] TAMAKO
    Are you a bomber bastard, too?
[09:52] AGGRESSIVE
    No. Let me introduce myself.
[09:57] AGGRESSIVE
    I'm a cosmic detective.
[09:59] AGGRESSIVE
    Even you hicks should be
    able to understand that.
[10:03] YACHIYO
    Mr. Squirtity Squirt...
[10:05] YACHIYO
    We're terribly sorry, but we don't
    know of any Mr. Sneakity Sneak.
[10:11] YACHIYO
    We'll let you know when your room
    is cleaned and ready,
[10:14] YACHIYO
    so please take a seat.
[10:16] AGGRESSIVE
    Nah, I don't care if you're still cleaning.
[10:18] YACHIYO
    Sir, you mustn't!
[10:24] PONKO
    Ugh, the stench won't go away!
[10:27] AGGRESSIVE
    I've crossed light centuries hunting for him.
[10:30] AGGRESSIVE
    Countless times, I've had him
    almost within my grasp,
[10:33] AGGRESSIVE
    but he always wriggles out
    from between my fingers.
[10:41] YACHIYO
    Oh, Tamako, your shoelaces have come untied.
[10:45] TAMAKO
    Huh?
[10:47] TAMAKO
    My shoes don't have laces.
[10:53] PONKO
    Okay, lift your arm.
    Let's get rid of that stench.
[10:59] AGGRESSIVE
    I couldn't tell you why Lady Luck
    always takes his side.
[11:03] AGGRESSIVE
    But wherever he goes, he sways people
    into aiding and abetting him.
[11:12] YACHIYO
    Oh, now it's my laces.
[11:14] AGGRESSIVE
    Your shoes don't have laces either.
[11:21] AGGRESSIVE
    But mark my words: his luck
    favors him and him alone.
[11:25] AGGRESSIVE
    Everyone else he drags into his schemes
    inevitably meets a gruesome end.
[11:30] YACHIYO
    Now it's your laces, sir!
[11:41] PONKO
    Hello?
[11:43] PONKO
    What? This room?!
SIGN    Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
[12:00] AGGRESSIVE
    Something reeks.
[12:02] YACHIYO
    If it bothers you, we'd be happy
    to arrange another room.
[12:06] AGGRESSIVE
    Nah, I like it.
[12:17] TAMAKO
    Hey, it's Mommy!
[12:18] PONKO
    Shh!
[12:19] TAMAKO
    You have a twin, mister?
[12:22] AGGRESSIVE
    I'm an only child.
[12:23] TAMAKO
    But you two look so alike!
[12:25] AGGRESSIVE
    Who do you mean?
[12:32] YACHIYO
    Sir.
[12:34] YACHIYO
    It's time for your afternoon tea.
[12:36] AGGRESSIVE
    Didn't ask for it.
    I'll continue my investigation.
[12:38] YACHIYO
    It's complimentary.
[12:39] YACHIYO
    The sugar content might help you
    investigate with a sharper mind.
[12:43] YACHIYO
    Please, come along.
[12:47] YACHIYO
    I hope you liked it.
[12:49] AGGRESSIVE
    It tasted okay.
[12:52] AGGRESSIVE
    This cake plate adds
    to the experience, though.
[12:56] YACHIYO
    That's a creation by
    modern ceramist Fuguri Ponzan.
[13:01] AGGRESSIVE
    I happen to possess a fairly discerning eye.
[13:05] AGGRESSIVE
    One look is all I need...
[13:08] AGGRESSIVE
    to tell good work from bad.
[13:10] AGGRESSIVE
    To tell truth from lies.
[13:38] TAMAKO
    Hey, Daddy!
[13:39] PONSTIN
    Are you helping out like a good girl?
[13:41] TAMAKO
    Yep! I carried something earlier
    that was this big!
[13:44] PONSTIN
    Attagirl. Where's Mommy?
[13:46] TAMAKO
    Mommy is...
[13:48] (Flashback) AGGRESSIVE
    Didn't ask for it.
    I'll continue my investigation.
[13:51] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    It's complimentary.
[13:53] (Flashback) TAMAKO
    What are you doing, Mommy?
[13:55] (Flashback) PONKO
    Giving our guest a bath.
[13:59] TAMAKO
    ...in the bath with the candy man.
[14:05] PONSTIN
    What?
[14:06] PONSTIN
    Huh? The candy man?
[14:09] TAMAKO
    Yep!
[14:12] TAMAKO
    Looks like this.
[14:16] PONSTIN
    Where is he right now?!
[14:22] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[14:23] PONKO
    Oh, Yachiyo.
[14:25] YACHIYO
    Let's hide him somewhere for now.
[14:27] PONKO
    Right.
[14:38] YACHIYO
    He's coming this way.
[14:52] PONKO
    Is he gone?
[14:53] YACHIYO
    Yes. But he seems to have
    caught on to something.
[14:57] YACHIYO
    We have to hide the body
    where it simply can't be found.
[15:02] YACHIYO
    There's a good hiding place, apparently.
[15:09] YACHIYO
    Not quite.
[15:12] PONKO
    Next.
[15:19] YACHIYO
    Yes, this is a food safety issue.
[15:22] PONKO
    Next!
[15:25] YACHIYO
    Can't see the face, at least.
[15:27] PONKO
    Next!
SIGN    Movie
SIGN    The Lingering White Shadow
SIGN    Now Showing
[15:32] WOMAN
    Can you blame me?
[15:35] WOMAN
    There was no other way.
[15:38] WOMAN
    You know that.
[15:50] SLUG C
    Eek! Scary!
[15:53] PONKO
    Is this gonna work?
[15:55] YACHIYO
    It should be fine.
[15:57] YACHIYO
    Right?
[16:08] AGGRESSIVE
    What's this?
[16:09] YACHIYO
    What used to be called
    "a movie" on this planet.
[16:12] YACHIYO
    We show them so that our guests can gain
    a better understanding of Earth culture.
[16:17] YACHIYO
    This one, however, is a dud.
[16:19] AGGRESSIVE
    I see.
[16:25] TAMAKO
    Hey, mister.
[16:27] AGGRESSIVE
    What? You're in the way.
[16:29] TAMAKO
    Gimme candy!
[16:31] TAMAKO
    You've got the candy face,
    so I know you have them!
[16:35] PONKO
    Stop that!
[16:37] PONKO
    I've got some in my bag,
    so you can have one after the movie.
[16:39] TAMAKO
    Boo.
[16:45] WOMAN
    You got me, Inspector.
[16:48] WOMAN
    But it's too late now.
[16:50] WOMAN
    My hands are already stained with blood.
[16:53] COP
    It's not too late. You can make amends.
[16:56] COP
    Wash your hands nice and good!
[16:59] SLUG B
    What's that?
[17:00] SLUG A
    Legs?
[17:19] COP
    Why wouldn't you wash your hands?!
SIGN    Cast
SIGN    Inspector Washington
     Unar Medini
SIGN    Tulete Phorher
     Silky Silkerton
[17:31] AGGRESSIVE
    Movies are great.
[17:37] SLUG A
    What the heck?!
[17:43] PONKO
    Let me go!
[17:44] YACHIYO
    You mustn't! You'll destroy
    the hotel's reputation!
[17:48] PONKO
    Nobody'll find out!
    Let me just dump this already!
[17:51] YACHIYO
    That's not the problem... here!
[17:59] YACHIYO
    Today isn't burnable garbage day.
[18:04] PONKO
    I'm sick and tired. Let's turn ourselves in.
[18:08] PONKO
    I want to be clear of this mess.
[18:11] PONKO
    We can't run from it!
[18:17] YACHIYO
    Don't run away from running away.
[18:19] YACHIYO
    We must keep running until the bitter end!
[18:24] PONKO
    I'd sworn to never run away again,
[18:28] PONKO
    but here I was, running away
    from running away again.
[18:34] PONKO
    Right now, who runs wins!
    We'll be Winderellas!
[18:39] PONKO
    I wanna win!
[18:41] YACHIYO
    And win we shall.
[18:44] PONKO
    Say, Yachiyo. How much trouble
    are we in if we lose?
[18:50] YACHIYO
    Japanese law says abandonment of a corpse
    is punishable by up to three years' jail time.
[18:54] PONKO
    Three years... Three years, huh?
[18:58] PONKO
    How many years has it been since we met?
[19:01] YACHIYO
    It's been 527 years, 75 days, and six hours.
[19:04] PONKO
    That makes three years
    not sound like very long.
[19:08] YACHIYO
    True.
[19:10] PONKO
    Let's be together forever, okay, Yachiyo?
[19:17] YACHIYO
    Of course.
[19:26] AGGRESSIVE
    Hey! What's with that arm?!
[19:28] AGGRESSIVE
    Hold it!
[19:29] SLUG A
    Eek!
[19:30] SLUG A
    It's a murder!
[19:32] AGGRESSIVE
    No! I didn't hit him, okay?
[19:52] AGGRESSIVE
    So you were hiding him after all.
[19:54] AGGRESSIVE
    Your game's up.
[19:57] PONKO
    W-We're not hiding anything. Right, Yachiyo?
[20:07] AGGRESSIVE
    Where is he?!
[20:09] PONSTIN
    I'm right here!
[20:12] PONSTIN
    It's me, Ponko's cucked husband!
[20:15] PONKO
    You came to help me, Ponstin?
[20:18] PONSTIN
    It's okay. We can start over.
[20:21] PONKO
    With what?
[20:24] AGGRESSIVE
    You lot don't understand how dangerous he is.
[20:28] AGGRESSIVE
    He has tiny, candy-shaped bombs
    that can destroy entire planets!
[20:37] AGGRESSIVE
    Don't move!
[20:39] PONKO
    But...
[20:40] AGGRESSIVE
    You're all...
[20:42] AGGRESSIVE
    You...
[20:58] AGGRESSIVE
    Heh.
[21:00] AGGRESSIVE
    My cosmic detective instincts...
    were on point.
[21:15] PONSTIN
    I did it... I killed him...
[21:17] YACHIYO
    It seems the blunt force trauma
    wasn't the direct cause of death.
[21:22] PONKO
    What now, Yachiyo?
[21:25] YACHIYO
    We'll cover this up.
[21:39] FUGURI
    Grandma.
[21:42] FUGURI
    I've made the greatest bowl ever.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez