5 - Provide Unlimited Hospitality in Limited Time

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[00:09] PONKO
    We ran into so many difficulties.
[00:13] PONKO
    I'm glad we didn't give up.
SIGN    Episode 5
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SIGN    Provide Unlimited Hospitality
    in Limited Time
[02:00] PONKO
    Aww...
[02:02] PONKO
    No guests today either.
[02:05] YACHIYO
    We aren't getting any.
[02:14] DOORMAN
    We have guests.
[02:25] PONKO
    My first chance to entertain guests!
SIGN    ° The following alien-language conversations
     have been translated into a familiar Earth
     language for your viewing enjoyment.
[02:36] PONKO
    We offer our beloved Gingarou our heartfelt
    Gingarou and our brightest Gingarou!
[02:42] PONKO
    Welcome to the Gung-Ho Gingarou!
[02:42] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    What a bummer.
    There's, like, nothing on this planet.
[02:46] TENTACLE ALIEN
    C'mon, you're still sulking?
[02:48] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    I mean, I finally get to see you,
    and you bring me to this boring galaxy?
[02:53] TENTACLE ALIEN
    I said I'm sorry. Cheer up.
[02:54] PONKO
    Sir, ma'am!
[02:55] PONKO
    Will you be staying?
[02:56] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    You'll have to cheer me up yourself.
[02:58] TENTACLE ALIEN
    You're a coy little minx, you know that?
[03:00] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    And you love me for it.
[03:00] YACHIYO
    Sir, ma'am, do you need a room for the night?
[03:03] TENTACLE ALIEN
    Yeah, a room for two tentacles.
    We'll check out in the morning.
[03:06] PONKO
    Hey, he ignored me!
[03:08] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[03:10] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this card, then.
[03:16] YACHIYO
    How did you find out about our hotel?
[03:19] ALIEN
    A friend told me.
[03:27] ALIEN
    You know what he said?
[03:28] ALIEN
    "It's a bit unconventional,
    but it's one fine hotel."
[03:33] YACHIYO
    Thank you for the kind words.
[03:35] YACHIYO
    I'm delighted to hear it,
    and the rest of the staff will be too.
[03:39] YACHIYO
    Now then,
[03:41] YACHIYO
    here's your room key.
[03:43] PONKO
    Hold it!
[03:46] PONKO
    I'll show you to your room!
[03:49] MISTRESS
    Actually, I'm kinda craving a drink.
[03:51] ALIEN
    Is there any alcohol on this planet?
[03:53] YACHIYO
    There is. We have some ready to serve.
[04:18] MISTRESS
    Squee! I love sweet drinks!
[04:23] MISTRESS
    Hey, my lovely...
[04:25] MISTRESS
    Your tentacles are always
    so cold to the touch.
[04:31] ALIEN
    Are they?
[04:32] MISTRESS
    But, like they say, cold tentacles
    mean a warm heart.
[04:38] YACHIYO
    The space languages you taught me
    came in handy earlier.
[04:42] PONKO
    I wish I could've entertained them
    like you taught me.
[04:48] YACHIYO
    What's the matter?
[04:52] PONKO
    What's wrong?
[04:54] YACHIYO
    It seems we've run out
    of the alcohol we had in storage.
[04:57] PONKO
    Huh? But we had so much!
[05:00] FUGURI
    What do you wanna do next?
    Should I tickle your feet?
[05:01] YACHIYO
    We burned through it at an alarming rate
    after your family began its stay here.
[05:08] PONKO
    Sorry about my family of alcoholic drunukis.
[05:14] PONKO
    Should I go look for more?
[05:16] YACHIYO
    We've already checked every building
    within an eight-kilometer radius.
[05:19] PONKO
    Oh...
[05:21] PONKO
    Why do people even drink alcohol?
    It just tastes bad.
[05:26] PONKO
    Do we even need that crap?
[05:28] ALIEN
    You guys need to get over here
    and raise the vibes!
[05:32] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[05:34] YACHIYO
    As a special measure, since we
    currently have no other guests...
[05:42] YACHIYO
    I will now start Gingarou's very own
    original drinking chant.
[05:48] YACHIYO
    Ladies and gentlemen, are you sure
    you haven't forgotten anything?
[05:52] MUJINA
    Got everything!
[05:52] YACHIYO
    We only safeguard forgotten items for...
[05:54] MUJINA
    ...three months!
[05:55] YACHIYO
    But you, our beloved guests, will never...
[05:57] ALL
    ...ever be forgotten, all right!
[05:59] MUJINA
    Party night!
[06:00] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
[06:03] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou?
[06:06] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
[06:09] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou!
[06:11] MUJINA
    Drink up!
[06:15] PONKO
    Drink up, drink up!
[06:19] PONKO
    Whoa, we do need alcohol!
[06:21] MAMI
    Right. Without it, Ponko,
    you wouldn't have been born.
[06:26] FUGURI
    Sis was born from alcohol?
[06:28] MAMI
    Yes. It was a one-night blunder.
[06:31] MAMI
    My very own blunder.
[06:33] MAMI
    My very precious blunder.
[06:38] ALIEN
    Keep the party rolling and the booze flowing!
[06:43] YACHIYO
    We're terribly sorry, sir.
[06:46] YACHIYO
    We've already served
    the last of our drinks.
[06:49] ALIEN
    Huh? You're out?
[06:50] MISTRESS
    What about those bottles?
[06:51] YACHIYO
    They're for decoration.
[06:52] ALIEN
    No more? Really?
[06:53] YACHIYO
    It's all finished.
[06:55] MAMI
    No... This can't be!
[07:04] PONKO
    I know where I can find more alcohol!
    Be right back with it!
[07:13] PONKO
    I'm back!
[07:15] PONKO
    Wait, huh?
[07:16] YACHIYO
    Welcome back, Ponko.
[07:20] YACHIYO
    It seems they're all partied out.
[07:26] YACHIYO
    That bottle...
[07:29] PONKO
    I remembered seeing it when
    we were cleaning.
[07:35] PONKO
    Yachiyo?
[07:38] YACHIYO
    This is the owner's bottle.
[07:40] YACHIYO
    We can't serve it.
[07:49] YACHIYO
    I, along with all of our staff,
    eagerly await your next stay with us.
[07:53] MISTRESS
    Thanks. We'll come again.
[07:57] MISTRESS
    Love you...
[08:07] YACHIYO
    I'm glad they enjoyed their stay.
    They even said they'd be back.
[08:12] PONKO
    Yep! But we don't have any more alcohol.
[08:16] PONKO
    Should I go look for it farther out?
[08:19] YACHIYO
    Even if we did that,
    we'd still run out eventually.
[08:22] PONKO
    Oh...
[08:27] YACHIYO
    So let's make some.
[08:28] PONKO
    Yeah, let's make...
[08:31] PONKO
    What? Alcohol?!
[08:32] PONKO
    We can do that?!
[08:34] YACHIYO
    It is possible, though we'll have to
    make several preparations first.
[08:38] BUMBUKU
    Ugh!
[08:39] FUGURI
    Hold it! I'm gonna catch you!
[08:39] MAMI
    Please don't make loud noises right now.
[08:40] BUMBUKU
    I'm so dead. I can't.
[08:43] BUMBUKU
    Stop, it hurts.
[08:44] FUGURI
    Gotcha.
[08:45] PONKO
    Attention, please!
[08:49] YACHIYO
    We will be making alcohol.
[08:53] BUMBUKU
    Making alcohol, you say? Like wine?
[08:55] MAMI
    You mean sake?
[08:57] MUJINA
    Beer, surely?
[08:58] YACHIYO
    No. What we'll be making
    is single malt whisky.
[09:05] FUGURI
    What's whisky?
[09:07] FUGURI
    Whisky is a liquor made by malting
    grains such as barley or corn
[09:11] FUGURI
    and then fermenting and distilling them.
[09:15] MUJINA
    What does it taste like?
[09:17] YACHIYO
    I believe we've served you some already.
[09:22] MAMI
    So, when will we get to drink this whisky?
[09:26] MAMI
    I want to get smashed soon.
[09:28] YACHIYO
    Well, you can get smashed
    in a hundred years or so.
[09:32] BUMBUKU
    A hundred years?!
[09:33] MAMI
    Why not make something simpler?
[09:36] YACHIYO
    No.
[09:38] YACHIYO
    It has to be whisky,
    or this will all be pointless.
[09:46] (Flashback) OWNER
    Listen up.
[09:47] (Flashback) OWNER
    I want you all to work toward something.
[09:51] (Flashback) OWNER
    It can be a small, realistic goal
    or a grand pipe dream—anything goes.
[09:57] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT A
    Do you have any dreams, Owner?
[10:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    Hmm, that's a good question. I have plenty.
[10:04] (Flashback) OWNER
    First...
[10:06] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'd like to construct a big
    hot-spring bath for this hotel.
[10:09] (Flashback) OWNER
    Then I want to come up with new
    menu items for the restaurant,
[10:12] (Flashback) OWNER
    launch a satellite with a Gingarou
    logo to advertise the hotel...
[10:16] (Flashback) OWNER
    What else?
[10:18] (Flashback) OWNER
    Oh, right, yes.
[10:21] (Flashback) OWNER
    I want to make this.
[10:24] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT B
    Whisky?
[10:26] (Flashback) OWNER
    Yes. Making whisky takes time and effort.
[10:31] (Flashback) OWNER
    But putting in lots of effort doesn't
    guarantee that you'll produce great whisky.
[10:37] (Flashback) OWNER
    It sounds similar to the hotel business,
    don't you think?
[10:43] (Flashback) OWNER
    I mean...
[10:44] (Flashback) OWNER
    You could provide the perfect
    hospitality and service,
[10:47] (Flashback) OWNER
    but there's no guarantee
    the guest will leave satisfied.
[10:52] (Flashback) OWNER
    This business has only evolved as far
    as it has through trial and error
[10:55] (Flashback) OWNER
    because while it had no right answers,
    it was full of dreams!
[11:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    Gingarou is one fine hotel.
[11:03] (Flashback) OWNER
    And it will get even better.
[11:05] (Flashback) OWNER
    The ultimate hotel needs
    to serve the ultimate whisky.
[11:12] (Flashback) OWNER
    Oh... Okay.
[11:18] YACHIYO
    After our owner left us,
[11:19] YACHIYO
    we decided to make the dreams he laid out
    a part of our our guiding principles.
[11:25] YACHIYO
    We started by working on the hot spring site
    in between our normal operations,
SIGN    Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel
[11:30] YACHIYO
    but the majority of the robots in our employ
    have had to be put on indefinite leave.
[11:35] YACHIYO
    Therefore, whisky production will have
    to wait until we strike a hot spring.
[11:44] PONKO
    Hey, let's all help Yachiyo
    and the other robots out!
[11:47] PONKO
    They do so much for us!
[11:49] PONKO
    And life will be more fun
    with alcohol to drink, right?
[11:52] FUGURI
    I'll help too.
[11:54] MAMI
    True. Nothing helps more than booze on nights
    when you want to forget everything.
[11:58] MUJINA
    Indeed.
[11:59] BUMBUKI
    Okay, let's give it a shot.
[12:01] YACHIYO
    Thank you.
[12:02] YACHIYO
    Thank you all so much.
[12:07] MAMI
    So, what kind of flavors are we aiming for?
[12:09] BUMBUKU
    You can't leave on a journey without a map.
[12:13] YACHIYO
    I have a suggestion.
SIGN    Provide Unlimited Hospitality
    
    
    
    
    in Limited Time
[12:28] PONKO
    Yachiyo?
[12:29] PONKO
    Are you sure about this?
    Isn't that bottle important to you?
[12:33] YACHIYO
    Our owner always put
    the hotel's interests first.
[12:37] YACHIYO
    This drink will help show us the way.
[12:43] BUMBUKU
    It has the aroma of the morning mist
    when you stick your head out of the den.
[12:47] BUMBUKU
    It has a medium body with a hint of grooming
    and a complex finish...
[12:49] MAMI
    Wow, this is delicious.
[12:52] PONKO
    Oh, you should definitely
    taste it too, Yachiyo.
[12:56] YACHIYO
    No, I'm afraid I'm only equipped
    to process high-octane gas...
[13:01] PONKO
    You'll be fine.
    Close your eyes and drink up.
[13:05] YACHIYO
    I must refuse. There's no telling
    what will happen to me, so...
[13:09] YACHIYO
    I'll break... I'll break! Bub-glub-glub!
[13:17] YACHIYOAI
    Easter Egg Program initiated.
[13:20] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Convert Alcohol to Energy" complete.
[13:24] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Va-Va-Voom
    Hourglass Figure" unlocked.
[13:32] YACHIYO
    This must be how it feels to grow up.
[13:36] PONKO
    Yeah, no.
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SIGN    Procuring Ingredients III
SIGN    Procuring Ingredients IV
SIGN    Save (A)s
    
    (P)rint
    
    (O)pen
    
    (C)opy to Robot
SIGN    Open with (A)pplication
    
    Select al(L)
    
    Cop(Y)
    
    (P)aste
    
    (S)ave
SIGN    Cr(E)ate Shortcut
SIGN    S(H)are
    
    Rest(O)re
    
    Dele(T)e
SIGN    Distillery Blueprints
SIGN    Distillery Blueprints
SIGN    Gingarou Distillery
SIGN    Gingarou Distillery
[14:33] BUMBUKU
    Things are finally starting
    to fall into place.
[14:35] MUJINA
    Anything is possible, huh?
[14:38] FUGURI
    The building across from us became so big.
[14:40] MAMI
    I wish we had some booze to celebrate with.
[14:43] PONKO
    Okay, let's make some whisky!
[15:35] PONKO
    The booze is done at last!
[15:40] BUMBUKU
    Let's try it.
[15:49] MAMI
    I mean, it can get you drunk...
[15:51] BUMBUKU
    ...but it feels lacking somehow.
[15:53] ALL
    Hmm...
[15:56] PONKO
    Yachiyo, how about we taste
    the owner's whisky to compare?
[16:01] MUJINA
    Mm! This is it!
[16:03] BUMBUKU
    It really has a kick to it.
[16:05] MAMI
    Yeah, the one before lacked a kick.
[16:09] BUMBUKU
    Uh, I mean, it's plenty good in its own way!
[16:12] MAMI
    Right. Life is a series of compromises.
[16:17] YACHIYO
    Compromises, you say?
[16:21] EV CHECKER
    Hey, hey!
[16:22] EV CHECKER
    I was wondering where this bombshell beauty
    came from, but it's just Yachiyo.
[16:26] PONKO
    Hey, Babeh-O. Where have you been?
[16:29] EV CHECKER
    Nankurunaisa!
[16:30] YACHIYO
    You went to Okinawa?
[16:33] EV CHECKER
    Ocean crossings are hell, babeh.
[16:35] EV CHECKER
    Anyway, looks like your whisky's done.
[16:44] EV CHECKER
    Hmm? You didn't use any peat?
[16:48] EV CHECKER
    This doesn't hit the spot for me, babeh.
[16:50] PONKO
    What's peat?
[16:52] YACHIYO
    Peat is an accumulation of partially decayed
    vegetation or organic matter in soil.
[16:56] YACHIYO
    Smoking the grain with it
    adds layers of aroma and flavor.
[16:59] PONKO
    If it's soil we need, I'll go get some!
[17:01] YACHIYO
    You can't.
[17:03] YACHIYO
    Peat is only found in moorlands,
    which used to exist nearby in the past...
[17:09] YACHIYO
    But now, the nearest ones are in Hokkaido.
[17:11] PONKO
    Hokkaido?! We can't get there...
[17:22] BUMBUKU
    Round the world...
[17:25] BUMBUKU
    and back again!
[17:40] PONKO
    Well, Yachiyo?
[17:45] BUMBUKU
    To make our dream come true...
[17:48] BUMBUKU
    I'll even go to Islay if need be!
[17:50] MAMI
    As they say over there,
    in for a penny, in for a pound.
[17:53] FUGURI
    Can we use my poop as peat?
[17:56] FUGURI
    It looks like—
[17:57] MUJINA
    Nope.
[17:57] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[17:58] PONKO
    What next?
[18:01] YACHIYO
    Well, we could try cultivating
    the barley we use.
[18:06] ALL
    Dun, dun, dun!
[18:54] PONKO
    It always feels so strange.
[18:57] PONKO
    This clear liquid turns so brown
    when you age it in casks for a while.
[19:04] YACHIYO
    That's right.
[19:07] YACHIYO
    It'll take a few years...
    maybe even a few decades.
[19:11] YACHIYO
    And we have no idea how it will actually taste.
[19:14] PONKO
    It's exciting, huh?
[19:17] YACHIYO
    It is.
[19:17] YACHIYO
    Let us wait with bated breath.
[19:40] YACHIYO
    All right, everyone. Give it a taste.
[19:47] BUMBUKU
    Ah, now this is wabi-sabi.
[19:49] MAMI
    Delicious. I think I'm going to
    take tonight off being a mommy.
[19:54] MUJINA
    This color reminds me of the hat
    my late husband, Danzaburo, used to wear!
[19:59] PONKO
    We ran into so many difficulties...
[20:02] PONKO
    I'm glad we didn't give up.
[20:04] PONKO
    This is beautiful!
[20:11] YACHIYO
    Time has its own hues, I see.
[20:16] PONKO
    We went and finished off
    the owner's whisky, huh?
[20:21] YACHIYO
    It's all right. Because this whisky
    has inherited his dream.
[20:28] PONKO
    True.
[20:39] MISTRESS
    We broke up.
[20:42] MISTRESS
    It wasn't a very respectable
    relationship to begin with.
[20:46] MISTRESS
    I believed in him and waited,
    but I'm tired of waiting now.
[20:54] MISTRESS
    Precious years of my life,
[20:56] MISTRESS
    and I wasted them all.
[20:59] YACHIYO
    Time isn't something you lose.
[21:03] YACHIYO
    It changes constantly
    and adds layers to your life.
[21:11] MISTRESS
    Oh, this is great.
[21:14] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
[21:15] YACHIYO
    That's an original whisky produced
    by our hotel. It's a 15-year vintage.
[21:20] MISTRESS
    Huh...
[21:22] YACHIYO
    When aged, whisky loses a few things
    but gains many more.
[21:28] MISTRESS
    I felt like all I'd done was lose, but I guess
    I've gained an appreciation for fine liquor.
[21:35] YACHIYO
    I believe that being able to never
    stop changing is a wonderful trait.
[21:39] YACHIYO
    That whisky's still on its own journey, too.
[21:42] YACHIYO
    It will keep changing as time goes on.
[21:46] MISTRESS
    Then...
[21:48] MISTRESS
    I guess I can wait for this whisky next.
[21:52] YACHIYO
    Sure. Please do visit again.
[21:59] MISTRESS
    You're waiting for someone too, aren't you?
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez