8 - Iron Bars

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Can they clear the last dungeon
    without using any of their items?!
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    At this point, you might as well use them!
[00:30] Narr
    A test of their hoarding
    instincts starts now!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 8 Iron Bars
[00:35] Taku
    I can't believe the monster
    chased us all the way here...
[00:39] Mika
    W-We're safe now, right?
[00:40] ---
    He can't pry open those bars, can he?
[00:42] Hiro
    I wouldn't think so... but...
[00:53] Taku
    No way!
[00:56] Hiro
    Shall we take this opportunity to escape?
[01:01] Taku
    Quit crying.
[01:03] Take
    If we save you, you'll just try to eat us!
[01:08] Mika
    I feel bad for him. Let's help him.
[01:10] Hiro
    But he's stuck tight.
[01:12] Mika
    I know!
[01:13] Mika
    Soap! We'll lube him up with soap.
[01:16] Take
    Now his skin's clean and clear.
[01:19] Taku
    What we need is vinegar!
SIGN    Vinegar
[01:20] Taku
    This will soften up his body.
[01:22] Hiro
    The sourness made his lips pucker.
[01:24] Mika
    The lighter fluid we found earlier!
[01:26] Mika
    Let's oil him up.
[01:27] Taku
    Now he's all oily...
    and kinda sexy-looking.
[01:30] Mika
    Why did you cover me in oil, too?
[01:32] Take
    I can't see a thing.
    Let's get some light going.
SIGN    Urk...
[01:36] Mika
    Hot!
[01:38] Taku
    Mika, use this!
[01:39] Mika
    So sour!
[01:41] Take
    Boy, that was close.
[01:43] Taku
    Vinegar rules! Gotta have vinegar.
SIGN    Vinegar
[01:45] Taku
    Never leave home without it!
[01:47] Mika
    You three...
[01:51] Take
    This is hopeless. Forget it.
[01:54] Hiro
    I'm... I'm not giving up yet!
[01:56] Taku
    Hiroshi?
[01:58] Taku
    What're you gonna do up there?
[02:01] Hiro
    High-angle energy kick!
[02:04] Mika
    Yeah! It worked!
[02:06] Take
    That was awesome, Hiroshi!
[02:08] Take
    Hiroshi?
[02:16] Taku
    Okay, soap him up!
[02:18] Hiro
    My skin's sleek and white now!
[02:19] Mika
    Drink vinegar. It'll make you flexible!
SIGN    Vinegar
[02:21] Hiro
    So sour!
[02:23] Take
    Lighter fluid, then?
[02:24] Hiro
    Erotic.
[02:25] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun, don't use the lighter!
[02:27] Hiro
    Hot!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation