9 - Local Mascot

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they realize that Aooni
    looks like a costumed character
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:26] Narr
    and come around to his creepy cuteness?
[00:30] Narr
    The mansion's transition into
    a theme park won't be halted!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 9 Local Mascot
[00:36] F-Anch
    And here we have the winner of our
    third annual "Local Mascot" contest:
[00:40] F-Anch
    Appelina the Apple!
[00:43] F-Anch
    Appelina has won a million yen!
SIGN    Special
[00:48] [SONG] Ticker Yellow
    Super popular
SIGN    The Effects of "Local Mascots"?
[00:48] M-Anch
    Local mascots are
    exploding in popularity,
[00:51] M-Anch
    bringing in billions to
    their regional economies.
SIGN    Fuwa
[01:04] Taku
    It feels like that monster
    could jump out at any moment.
[01:07] Mika
    Stop saying scary things.
[01:09] Hiro
    What's this? The end of the
    hall is oddly illuminated...
SIGN    Locul Mascat
SIGN    Fuwatty Stor
SIGN    Locul Mascat
SIGN    Fuwatty Stor
SIGN    It's Our Pleasure
SIGN    Welcome
[01:15] Hiro
    Wh-What are these ominous objects?
[01:19] Take
    Fuwatty sweet buns, 1,000 yen.
[01:21] Take
    "Takeshi-flavored"?
[01:22] Mika
    Fuwatty placemat, 300. Fuwatty pen, 500.
[01:26] Taku
    T-shirts, too... 10XL?!
[01:29] Hiro
    He's got them sized for the other monsters.
SIGN    Fluffy
    Fuwatty
[01:31] Mika
    Fuwatty's long-awaited debut solo,
    "Fluffy Fuwatty," with meet-and-greet...
SIGN    Fuwatty's
    Long-Awaited
SIGN    Debut solo!!
SIGN    Fluffy Fuwatty
SIGN    With meet-and-greet, 10,000 yen!
[01:35] Mika
    Ten thousand yen?!
SIGN    Fuwatty's Long-Awaited
SIGN    Debut solo!!
SIGN    Fluffy Fuwatty
SIGN    With meet-and-greet, 10,000 yen!
[01:36] Hiro
    You can listen to a sample.
[01:37] Hiro
    I don't want to, but I can't resist...
[01:43] Taku
    Who would buy this crap?!
[01:44] Mika
    We should stay away from this stuff.
[01:46] Take
    We'll ignore it whenever
    we pass through this hall.
[01:50] Taku
    Ignore it, ignore it.
[01:53] Take
    Don't look, don't look...
[01:56] Mika
    Ah, ah! Can't hear you, can't hear you!
SIGN    Locul Mascat
SIGN    Fuwatty Stor
SIGN    It's Our
    Pleasure
SIGN    Welcome
[02:04] Hiro
    No one's here.
[02:06] Hiro
    What would they say if they found
    out I'm a hardcore local mascot fan?
[02:11] Hiro
    How could I resist a limited-edition
    treasure like this?!
[02:14] Hiro
    The quality of the fluffiness is top-notch!
[02:17] Hiro
    I'm sold!
[02:18] Hiro
    Excuse me, storekeeper! Is anyone around?
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation