6 - Elegy for the Boys

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Are these four going to end
    up in a reverse harem?!
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:26] Narr
    Sweaty skin! Dirty muscles!
[00:29] Narr
    "Go hit the showers."
[00:30] Narr
    The boys take the plunge, starting now.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 6 Elegy for the Boys
[00:35] Mika
    I'm gonna go take a shower.
[00:37] ---
    You know what I'll do to
    you if you peek, right?
[00:39] Hiro
    I'll thank you not to think so little of me.
[00:41] Take
    I wouldn't do such a thing.
[00:42] Taku
    You're being overly self-conscious.
[00:45] Mika
    Hmph.
[00:46] Mika
    Hiroshi...
[00:47] Mika
    If you peep, I'll crush that
    brain you're so proud of
[00:50] ---
    to a pulp with my bare hands, poindexter.
[00:53] Mika
    Takeshi, you already look like you're
    gonna peek, so maybe I'll deck you now.
[00:56] Take
    That's a big disparity!
SIGN    Disparity?!
[00:58] Mika
    Tsk.
[01:01] Mika
    T-Takurou, er, y-you can look if you want...
[01:05] ---
    But in exchange, you must sign this
    marriage license in your own blood.
SIGN    Marriage License
[01:12] Taku
    Damn that Mika...
[01:14] Take
    What now? Are we giving up?
[01:15] Taku
    Hell no! There's a naked girl on
    the other side of that wall!
[01:19] Hiro
    There's no scientific reason to stop now.
[01:21] Taku
    Boys will be boys! C'mon!
[01:23] All3
    Yeah!
[01:25] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun, you play left fullback,
    and I'll play right fullback.
[01:29] Hiro
    Takurou-kun, you play sweeper,
    center midfielder, and center forward!
[01:31] Taku
    Gotcha!
[01:32] Take
    It's the monster! Run for it!
[01:35] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun!
[01:36] Take
    Guys... peep... for me...
[01:39] Taku
    Takeshi!
[01:42] Taku
    Takeshi... He protected us...
[01:45] Hiro
    When this is all over,
[01:46] ---
    we'll place a tombstone in the
    bathroom in his memory.
[01:48] Hiro
    It's the least we can do.
[01:50] Hiro
    Not again!
[01:51] Hiro
    But if we escape to the bathroom...
[01:53] Taku
    Yeah! We can use running from the monster
[01:55] ---
    as an excuse to see Mika naked— Whoa!
[01:57] Hiro
    Takurou-kun!
[01:59] Taku
    Hiroshi...
[02:00] ---
    You have to make it to Mika...
[02:04] Taku
    I'm counting on you.
[02:05] Hiro
    Takurou-kun!
[02:07] [SONG] [Song
    She's foul-mouthed and strong-willed
SIGN    Elegy for the Boys / Hiroshi, Takurou, Takeshi
[02:08] Hiro
    I'll peep for the
    both of them!
[02:10] [SONG] [Song
    But her secret's about to be revealed
[02:12] Hiro
    I have to do it...
[02:13] [SONG] [Song
    It's risky, and that's not phony
[02:14] Hiro
    Or else their deaths
    will be in vain!
[02:17] [SONG] [Song
    She's scarier than Aooni
[02:20] [SONG] Song
    La la, la la, la la, la la la la la, la la—
[02:24] Hiro
    Victory!