# 8 - Iron Bars

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**[00:04] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rumor has it that monsters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lurk in an empty mansion<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the outskirts of town.<br>**[00:09] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion<br>**[00:14] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and are attacked by the bizarre<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;monster known as Aooni.<br>**[00:17] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can they solve a series of puzzles<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and escape the mansion?<br>**[00:23] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or...<br>**[00:24] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can they clear the last dungeon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without using any of their items?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vinegar
<br>**[00:28] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this point, you might as well use them!<br>**[00:30] Narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A test of their hoarding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;instincts starts now!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aooni the Blue Monster
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;~The Animation~
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 8    Iron Bars
<br>**[00:35] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe the monster<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chased us all the way here...<br>**[00:39] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-We're safe now, right?<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He can't pry open those bars, can he?<br>**[00:42] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't think so... but...<br>**[00:53] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>**[00:56] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we take this opportunity to escape?<br>**[01:01] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit crying.<br>**[01:03] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we save you, you'll just try to eat us!<br>**[01:08] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel bad for him. Let's help him.<br>**[01:10] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he's stuck tight.<br>**[01:12] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know!<br>**[01:13] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soap! We'll lube him up with soap.<br>**[01:16] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now his skin's clean and clear.<br>**[01:19] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What we need is vinegar!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vinegar
<br>**[01:20] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This will soften up his body.<br>**[01:22] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sourness made his lips pucker.<br>**[01:24] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lighter fluid we found earlier!<br>**[01:26] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's oil him up.<br>**[01:27] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now he's all oily...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and kinda sexy-looking.<br>**[01:30] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you cover me in oil, too?<br>**[01:32] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't see a thing.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get some light going.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Urk...
<br>**[01:36] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hot!<br>**[01:38] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mika, use this!<br>**[01:39] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So sour!<br>**[01:41] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, that was close.<br>**[01:43] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vinegar rules! Gotta have vinegar.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vinegar
<br>**[01:45] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never leave home without it!<br>**[01:47] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You three...<br>**[01:51] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is hopeless. Forget it.<br>**[01:54] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm... I'm not giving up yet!<br>**[01:56] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiroshi?<br>**[01:58] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're you gonna do up there?<br>**[02:01] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;High-angle energy kick!<br>**[02:04] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah! It worked!<br>**[02:06] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was awesome, Hiroshi!<br>**[02:08] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiroshi?<br>**[02:16] Taku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, soap him up!<br>**[02:18] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My skin's sleek and white now!<br>**[02:19] Mika**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Drink vinegar. It'll make you flexible!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vinegar
<br>**[02:21] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So sour!<br>**[02:23] Take**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lighter fluid, then?<br>**[02:24] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Erotic.<br>**[02:25] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takeshi-kun, don't use the lighter!<br>**[02:27] Hiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hot!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aooni the Blue Monster
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;~The Animation~
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