11 - Unicorn
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[00:01] Nar
That day,
[00:02] ---
Mai and Mi were on a bus tour,
accompanying the
[00:05] ---
popular voice actress they
respected, Megumin.
[00:07] Nar
However, the day of, a scandal
involving Megumin was published,
SIGN Hellish Love! Popular Voice Actress Megumin
Was NOT a Virgin! (Possibly?)
[00:11] Nar
and the fans that came were
disconsolate, sad,
[00:14] ---
and vomited repeatedly.
Some even bit off their tongues.
[00:19] Megu
Thank you all for coming.
Let's all have fun today!
[00:23] fanA
Megumin, that photo—
[00:24] megu
All right, I'm going to go eat now.
[00:29] Mi
We don't even get to eat together?
[00:33] fanC
No!
[00:34] mi
Guess it can't be helped.
[00:35] Mi
What was meant to be a fun trip
became a mass execution.
[00:40] Mi
Even I'm...
[00:41] Mai
What's wrong, Mi-chan?
[00:42] ---
Tears of joy?
[00:43] Mi
"What's wrong"?!
[00:45] Mi
Who wouldn't cry on a tour that
supports not being a virgin—
[00:49] Mi
Mai! That's...
[00:50] Mai
I know.
[00:51] Mi
Huh?
[00:53] Mai
I know all about Megumin
not being a virgin.
[00:57] Mi
Huh?
[00:57] Mi
Then, Mai... You can smile so
much, even knowing that?
[01:00] Mai
Mi-chan, if you're a real fan,
there's nothing happier than this!
[01:04] Mi
Mai!
[01:06] Mi
You're right... This is when
we should celebrate—
[01:09] Mai
I mean...
[01:11] Mai
Now, we can all die together!
[01:15] Mai
It's super happy to be able
to go to heaven in rhythm
[01:19] ---
with your favorite voice actress
who's served her purpose!
[01:23] Mai
So, Mi-chan, thanks for
everything and stuff.
[01:27] Mi
Huh? Wait...
[01:29] Mai
Okay, I'm going now.
[01:31] Mi
Huh, Mai? Where are you...
[01:41] Mi
Mai turned into a unicorn?!
[01:45] Uni
Step aside, human.
[01:49] Mi
She's already lost all her
human consciousness...
[01:52] Mi
Step aside? Who are you?!
[01:54] Uni
Naturally,
[01:55] Uni
I'll pierce that woman with this horn.
[01:59] Mi
B-But... You don't need to take her life!
[02:01] Uni
Death is not a sad thing.
[02:05] Uni
It is a new departure. And a salvation.
[02:08] ---
Mai, wait!
[02:15] Uni
Megumin. Megumin...
[02:16] Megu
A unicorn!
[02:17] Uni
Megumin, can I have your autograph?
[02:20] Megu
O-Okay.
[02:21] Uni
Yep, you aren't a virgin.
I can tell by your writing.
SIGN Megumin
To Unicorn-san
[02:29] Uni
Don't worry.
[02:31] Uni
After you die, I'll turn you into a bacteria
that lives for a million years—
[02:34] Mi
Stop it, unicorn!
[02:36] Uni
Good grief. You again?
[02:39] Uni
You're so troublesome.
[02:41] Mi
I won't let you... let Mai... do anything bad!
[02:44] Mi
Tummy Punch!
[02:45] Mi
Mi: the Final Spark!
[02:49] Mi
Are you all right?
[02:50] Megu
Hmph, thanks.
[02:52] Mai
Um, Megumin...
[02:54] Mai
I'm sorry about earlier.
[02:55] Megu
Hey, stay away from me!
[02:57] Megu
You're seriously gross!
[02:59] Mi
Hey!
[03:02] Mi
Aren't you to blame for all
of this when you broke the rules?
[03:05] Megu
Well, you're right. I'm sorry—
[03:08] Both
A huge victory for virgin-worshipers!
[03:10] Mai
I'm also sorry and stuff.
[03:11] Tori
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[03:13] Tori
Ai Mai Mi Season 3 flew through
with turbulent intensity.
SIGN This time, we got an autograph from Megumin.
[03:16] Tori
As the finale's bell rings,
Nyopomi-sensei yells,
SIGN Actually, this is something the sound effect person, Shouji-san, wrote to record the squeaky sound of the pen for the autograph.
[03:18] ---
"Money, voice actors,
rock and roll," in her heart.
[03:21] Tori
What is the ambition that lies beyond the
love, taken too far, for voice actors?
SIGN Thanks for everything you do, Shouji-san.
[03:23] Tori
Final episode: "I Want to be Tasoneru."
SIGN "I Want to be Tasoneru"
[03:26] Tori
Look forward to it!
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