5 - Horse

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[00:00] Nar
    This is a collection of short skits.
[00:01] Mi
    Man, the new year's started,
    and it's been so much fun.
[00:04] Mai
    But I'm scared.
[00:05] Mai
    EmDrive, the birth of deep learning,
    Elon Musk's space program...
[00:10] Mai
    Can humanity's ethics keep up with the
    revolutionary tech that's gone too far?
[00:15] Mi
    Nothing on humanity's instinctual
    level has changed.
[00:19] Mi
    But won't that lead to the judgment
    of God and Noah's Ark?
[00:23] Mi
    It's true that AI progression through singularity
    brings hope, as well as fear, but...
[00:27] Mai
    So cool.
[00:30] Mi
    Mai... Hey, Mai.
[00:32] Mi
    You aren't even listening!
SIGN    Surprise attack to go with opponent's low kick is super effective
SIGN    Completely invincible! Hardening after diving in
[00:35] Nar
    This is the collision detection for this part.
SIGN    Choboraunyopomi Theater
[01:03] Girls
    Ai Mai Mi!
[01:04] Ai
    The hot springs feel so nice!
[01:07] Mai
    Right?
[01:07] Mi
    Yeah.
[01:09] Mai
    Th-That's...
[01:10] All
    A wolf!
[01:12] Ai
    What's with that thing?
[01:13] Mi
    It started drinking the hot spring water!
[01:14] Mai
    I-I've heard of this! It's a pervy wolf!
[01:17] Mi
    Huh?
[01:18] Mi
    H-Hey! Stop drinking that!
[01:19] Mai
    There's a sheep over there! A pervy sheep!
[01:22] Nar
    Continuing on...
[01:24] Mi
    Ai, even you can't continue drawing
[01:27] ---
    while you're in boiling carbonated water...
[01:29] Mi
    Ai! If an unknown crustacean were
    clinging to your back, even you...
[01:34] Mi
    Ai,
[01:35] Mi
    if you were hit by a heat ray that
    made you want to pee, even you...
[01:40] Mi
    ...would still be able to finish
    a new volume, somehow.
[01:44] Nar
    Continuing on...
[01:45] Mai
    Cats are so cute!
[01:47] Mi
    What are you talking about? Dogs are cuter!
[01:49] Mi
    Huh? You wanna fight?
[01:51] Pono
    You two...
[01:52] Both
    That voice!
[01:53] Mai
    Raccoon-washing, Giraffe-killing Senpai!
[01:55] Pono
    I'm Ponoka.
[01:56] Ponoka
    Meaningless arguments will
    just leave you empty.
[01:58] Pono
    You, yourself, are the cutest.
    That's all that matters.
[02:02] Mai
    Right!
[02:02] Mi
    Yeah.
[02:03] Nar
    Continuing on...
[02:05] Nar
    Sachie and Kanako.
SIGN    Sachie and Kanako
[02:05] Sign
    Narration: Hirano Fumi
[02:06] Nar
    The two, playing in Kanako's room.
[02:08] ---
    A weekly activity on Sunday afternoons.
[02:10] Kana
    I'm going to get us some juice.
[02:12] Sachi
    Okay.
[02:13] Nar
    But when she returned to the room...
[02:14] Kana
    Sachie-chan?
[02:16] Nar
    Continuing on...
[02:18] Nar
    A scary story that actually happened.
[02:21] Chob
    So this refrigerator won't open
    unless you smile at it.
[02:24] Chob
    But what are you supposed to do
    when you're at a funeral?
[02:27] Guy
    Smirk.
[02:29] Lady
    Hey, you! My dad died! Stop smiling!
[02:33] Chob
    Wouldn't that happen?
[02:34] Lady
    Wait... I don't even know who that is!
[02:36] Lady
    Huh? Then who is that?
[02:37] Gguy
    I'm just opening the refrigerator.
[02:39] Chob
    That's probably what'd happen!
[02:42] Nar
    Continuing on...
[02:43] Mai
    Senpai, do you play any sports?
[02:46] Pono
    I do.
[02:46] Mi
    What do you play?
[02:48] Pono
    Zaiiga.
[02:49] Mi
    Huh?
[02:50] Pono
    It's a sport I discovered when I decoded
    the Voynich manuscript on my own.
[02:53] Mai
    I wanna try it!
[02:55] Pono
    First, you draw a circle with a
    diameter of 120 centimeters.
[02:57] Pono
    Everyone gets in, backs facing each
    other, and you close your eyes.
[03:01] Pono
    And then, you quietly walk away.
    Remember that, you two.
[03:05] Pono
    This is Zaiiga.
[03:05] Mai
    I wonder what will happen.
[03:06] Mi
    I'm scared...
[03:08] Tori
    Good evening! This is Torijiro!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[03:09] Tori
    Previously, the Ai Mai Mi voice cast
    gathered for a live event.
SIGN    It's a Hanamaru
SIGN    [Congrats] Uchida Aya-san recovered from throat surgery and started recording with episode 5. Congratulations on an energetic, full recovery back to work!! –From the Staff.
[03:12] Tori
    During the event, Uchida Aya asked
    Choboraunyopomi to sign her smart phone,
[03:16] Tori
    and got her wish.
[03:17] Aya
    Yay! I'll treasure it forever! Yay!
[03:22] Nar
    Next time: "Uchida Aya
    Drops her Smart Phone!"
SIGN    "Uchida Aya Drops her Smart Phone!"
[03:24] Tori
    Look forward to it!
[03:27] Nar
    The Donuts Arc is finally about to begin.