5 - Horse Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Nar     This is a collection of short skits. [00:01] Mi     Man, the new year's started,     and it's been so much fun. [00:04] Mai     But I'm scared. [00:05] Mai     EmDrive, the birth of deep learning,     Elon Musk's space program... [00:10] Mai     Can humanity's ethics keep up with the     revolutionary tech that's gone too far? [00:15] Mi     Nothing on humanity's instinctual     level has changed. [00:19] Mi     But won't that lead to the judgment     of God and Noah's Ark? [00:23] Mi     It's true that AI progression through singularity     brings hope, as well as fear, but... [00:27] Mai     So cool. [00:30] Mi     Mai... Hey, Mai. [00:32] Mi     You aren't even listening! SIGN    Surprise attack to go with opponent's low kick is super effective SIGN    Completely invincible! Hardening after diving in [00:35] Nar     This is the collision detection for this part. SIGN    Choboraunyopomi Theater [01:03] Girls     Ai Mai Mi! [01:04] Ai     The hot springs feel so nice! [01:07] Mai     Right? [01:07] Mi     Yeah. [01:09] Mai     Th-That's... [01:10] All     A wolf! [01:12] Ai     What's with that thing? [01:13] Mi     It started drinking the hot spring water! [01:14] Mai     I-I've heard of this! It's a pervy wolf! [01:17] Mi     Huh? [01:18] Mi     H-Hey! Stop drinking that! [01:19] Mai     There's a sheep over there! A pervy sheep! [01:22] Nar     Continuing on... [01:24] Mi     Ai, even you can't continue drawing [01:27] ---     while you're in boiling carbonated water... [01:29] Mi     Ai! If an unknown crustacean were     clinging to your back, even you... [01:34] Mi     Ai, [01:35] Mi     if you were hit by a heat ray that     made you want to pee, even you... [01:40] Mi     ...would still be able to finish     a new volume, somehow. [01:44] Nar     Continuing on... [01:45] Mai     Cats are so cute! [01:47] Mi     What are you talking about? Dogs are cuter! [01:49] Mi     Huh? You wanna fight? [01:51] Pono     You two... [01:52] Both     That voice! [01:53] Mai     Raccoon-washing, Giraffe-killing Senpai! [01:55] Pono     I'm Ponoka. [01:56] Ponoka     Meaningless arguments will     just leave you empty. [01:58] Pono     You, yourself, are the cutest.     That's all that matters. [02:02] Mai     Right! [02:02] Mi     Yeah. [02:03] Nar     Continuing on... [02:05] Nar     Sachie and Kanako. SIGN    Sachie and Kanako [02:05] Sign     Narration: Hirano Fumi [02:06] Nar     The two, playing in Kanako's room. [02:08] ---     A weekly activity on Sunday afternoons. [02:10] Kana     I'm going to get us some juice. [02:12] Sachi     Okay. [02:13] Nar     But when she returned to the room... [02:14] Kana     Sachie-chan? [02:16] Nar     Continuing on... [02:18] Nar     A scary story that actually happened. [02:21] Chob     So this refrigerator won't open     unless you smile at it. [02:24] Chob     But what are you supposed to do     when you're at a funeral? [02:27] Guy     Smirk. [02:29] Lady     Hey, you! My dad died! Stop smiling! [02:33] Chob     Wouldn't that happen? [02:34] Lady     Wait... I don't even know who that is! [02:36] Lady     Huh? Then who is that? [02:37] Gguy     I'm just opening the refrigerator. [02:39] Chob     That's probably what'd happen! [02:42] Nar     Continuing on... [02:43] Mai     Senpai, do you play any sports? [02:46] Pono     I do. [02:46] Mi     What do you play? [02:48] Pono     Zaiiga. [02:49] Mi     Huh? [02:50] Pono     It's a sport I discovered when I decoded     the Voynich manuscript on my own. [02:53] Mai     I wanna try it! [02:55] Pono     First, you draw a circle with a     diameter of 120 centimeters. [02:57] Pono     Everyone gets in, backs facing each     other, and you close your eyes. [03:01] Pono     And then, you quietly walk away.     Remember that, you two. [03:05] Pono     This is Zaiiga. [03:05] Mai     I wonder what will happen. [03:06] Mi     I'm scared... [03:08] Tori     Good evening! This is Torijiro! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [03:09] Tori     Previously, the Ai Mai Mi voice cast     gathered for a live event. SIGN    It's a Hanamaru SIGN    [Congrats] Uchida Aya-san recovered from throat surgery and started recording with episode 5. Congratulations on an energetic, full recovery back to work!! –From the Staff. [03:12] Tori     During the event, Uchida Aya asked     Choboraunyopomi to sign her smart phone, [03:16] Tori     and got her wish. [03:17] Aya     Yay! I'll treasure it forever! Yay! [03:22] Nar     Next time: "Uchida Aya     Drops her Smart Phone!" SIGN    "Uchida Aya Drops her Smart Phone!" [03:24] Tori     Look forward to it! [03:27] Nar     The Donuts Arc is finally about to begin.