2 - Plan S

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SIGN    Books
SIGN    New Year's Sale
[00:01] Lady
    Um, sir...
[00:03] Takahiro
    Don't make me repeat myself.
[00:05] Taka
    I said I can't buy these from you
    because you aren't a virgin.
[00:10] Taka
    If you understand, hurry and bring out
    a virgin, Satsuma Clan survivor.
[00:13] Lady
    Huh? Satsuma?
[00:13] Guy
    Sir! True, I am a Satsuma Clan descendant,
SIGN    Manager
[00:16] Guy
    but I won't sit here and tolerate
    being spoken to like that.
[00:19] Guy
    You leave me no choice.
[00:21] Lady
    Manager!
[00:22] Guy
    I transported him into a dolphin
    in a dolphin show.
[00:26] Guy
    Right around the time the show ends,
    he'll be turned into a virgin-lover...
[00:30] Lady
    Manager!
[00:32] Mi
    Mai, there's trouble!
[00:33] Mi
    He's back!
[00:34] [SONG] Sign
    Frog
[00:35] Mai
    He?
[00:35] Mi
    He's back! Takahiro's back!
SIGN    Choboraunyopomi Theater
[01:11] girls
    Ai Mai Mi!
[01:12] mai
    B-But isn't Takahiro-kun at the lab?
[01:15] Mi
    It may be that those guys
    plan to implement Plan S.
[01:18] Mai
    You mean the Plan S where everyone on the
    planet, except female virgins, is killed?!
[01:23] Mi
    Let's go kill him before he kills us!
[01:25] Mai
    Okay.
[01:26] Mi
    I'll go. Take care of the manga club for me.
[01:29] Mai
    Mi-chan...
[01:30] Mi
    Long time no see, Takahiro!
[01:35] Taka
    It has been a while, Mi.
[01:40] Mi
    He's so strong!
[01:45] Taka
    Thank goodness...
    You still taste like a virgin.
[01:48] Taka
    That makes me very happy, Mi.
[01:50] Mi
    Damn it.
[01:52] Taka
    You don't need to look so scary.
    We're friends, aren't we?
[01:57] Mi
    Yeah!
[01:57] Mi
    It's true that Mai, I, and you loved
    voice actors more than anyone,
[02:01] Mi
    and we all respected virgins.
[02:03] Mi
    But you respected them so much,
[02:05] ---
    you ended up disgusted with any
    girls who weren't virgins.
[02:08] Mi
    I'm not saying that you should like sluts.
[02:10] Mi
    But...
[02:11] Mi
    People who aren't virgins
    deserve to live, too!
[02:16] Taka
    I don't understand.
[02:17] ---
    I don't understand what you're saying, Mi...
[02:20] Mi
    It's fine if you don't understand.
[02:22] Mi
    You'll have plenty of time to
    reflect on your actions!
[02:25] Taka
    Hey, you're trying to trap
    me inside that, right?
[02:32] Mai
    You did it, Mi-chan.
[02:37] Mai
    No.
[02:39] Mi
    But I sealed you...
[02:41] Taka
    It's true... That would have
    worked on me in the past.
[02:45] Taka
    But after meeting the chief, I changed.
[02:48] Taka
    I've obtained it.
[02:50] Taka
    The power of Force Heptagon...
[02:53] Taka
    Now, let's go.
[02:55] Taka
    We'll create a new world together.
[02:55] Ai
    Hey, Mai, Mi! About the upcoming event...
[02:57] Ai
    Uh, nice to meet you.
[02:58] Taka
    Oh? This is a surprise.
[03:00] Taka
    I've never seen such a perfect virgin—
[03:03] Ai
    Who the hell says that to
    someone they just met?!
[03:06] Nar
    Wishing the best to all the
    non-virgin girls of the world.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[03:11] Tori
    Good evening! This is Torijiro!
[03:13] Tori
    During her high school days,
    Nyopomi-sensei used to bike to school.
SIGN    From an event the director participated in at the end of last year.
SIGN    If we spend 3 hours binge-watching PVs for
    new anime, how much would we
    want to watch the rest?
[03:16] Tori
    One day on her way home, some kids jumped
    out to throw leaves and Poké Balls at her,
SIGN    The director's spike tape.
SIGN    The monitors on stage.
[03:20] Tori
    yelling, "Don't let her get away!"
    and "Weaken and catch her!"
SIGN    Thanks to the staff for all their hard work!
[03:22] Tori
    What did Nyopomi-sensei say back?
[03:25] Wan
    Next time: "H... He... Help... Aabo!!!"
SIGN    "H... He... Help... Aabo!!!"
[03:28] Wan
    Look forward to it!