1 - Don’t Let Your Lucky Chance Get Away

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[00:06] Chobo
    Happy...
[00:07] All
    ...New Year!
[00:10] Chobo
    I will now announce the members of
    Seiyu 11 that will represent Japan.
[00:15] Chobo
    First, the forwards...
[00:17] Chobo
    Sakura. Sakura Ayane.
[00:19] Chobo
    From Pyon Pyon United.
[00:22] Chobo
    Uchida Maaya.
[00:24] Chobo
    From Ai Mai Mi FC.
[00:26] Chobo
    Yukachin. Otsubo Yukachin.
[00:29] Chobo
    From Baum Munich.
[00:30] Lady
    You idiot.
[00:31] Lady
    I don't know much about anime,
[00:32] ---
    but don't you feel any guilt
    towards the viewers
[00:34] ---
    who are waiting for the actual series
    of Ai Mai Mi to start—
[00:36] Chobo
    Shut up! Your mouth looks like Mount Fuji!
[00:37] Nar
    Anyway, we're starting now.
SIGN    Choboraunyopomi Theater
SIGN    Ai Mai Mi
[01:07] girls
    Ai Mai Mi!
[01:12] mi
    Damn that Ai. She's drawing manga again.
[01:15] Mai
    I know! Let's use a heated iron
    bar to make her stop!
[01:18] Mi
    We did that the other day...
[01:19] Mi
    Well, I guess she's working hard, so we
    can treat her every once in a while.
[01:23] Nar
    And so...
[01:24] Mai
    Ai-chan!
[01:25] Mi
    Here, have some cake.
[01:28] Ai
    Where is this leading?!
[01:30] Mai
    Do your best.
[01:33] Ai
    It's so cold! Oh?
[01:35] Ai
    Mai?
[01:36] Ai
    Why are you so underdressed?
[01:38] Ai
    Hey, Mai, aren't you cold?
[01:39] Mai
    Oh, Ai-chan.
[01:40] Ai
    Jeez...
[01:42] Ai
    I'll lend you this, so wrap it around
    your stomach or something.
[01:45] Mai
    Thanks, Ai-chan.
[01:48] Ai
    Don't complain about a stomachache later.
[01:51] Ai
    Here, this is how you do it.
[01:53] Mai
    I see...
[01:55] Ai
    Make sure you wear a coat.
[01:57] Mai
    I don't own a coat.
[01:59] Ai
    Huh?
[02:00] Ai
    Mai, when's your birthday?
[02:03] Mai
    Huh? It's next week.
[02:05] Mai
    Ai-chan, are you...
[02:07] Ai
    I guess I have no choice.
    I'll buy you one as a gift.
[02:10] Mai
    Yay! Thanks, Ai-chan!
SIGN    Wants to save her allowance Wants to be kind to friends for an LCD tablet
[02:12] Mai
    You're definitely forcing
    yourself, but thank you!
SIGN    New Year's Sale
[02:25] Mai
    Ai-chan!
[02:27] Ai
    Hmm?
[02:27] Mai
    I'm going to treasure this coat forever!
[02:30] Ai
    You're overreacting.
[02:35] Ai
    Good grief.
[02:37] Ai
    Mai, from now on, make sure
    you dress for the weather.
[02:40] Ai
    Or rather, dress more sensibly
    when you leave the house...
[02:49] Ai
    Mi?
[02:50] Mi
    Oh... So you two were in that
    kind of a relationship.
[02:54] Ai
    It isn't like we were excluding
    you or anything.
[02:57] Mi
    The two of you together is so
    obscene, it makes me sick!
[02:59] Mi
    Do whatever you want!
[03:02] Nar
    And so, Mi-chan died.
[03:02] Ai
    Mi!
[03:04] Nar
    Sachie and Kanako.
SIGN    Sachie and Kanako
[03:05] Sach
    Kanako-chan! Please go into
    the hot springs with me!
[03:08] Kana
    Huh? Huh?! Wait, Sachie-chan.
[03:10] Nar
    Sachie is Kanako's friend.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[03:11] Tori
    Good evening! This is Torijiro!
[03:13] Tori
    Ai Mai Mi Season 3 has finally begun.
SIGN    These Sunday bests were designed by Chobo-sensei!
[03:15] Tori
    The director asked Nyopomi-sensei for
    ideas, in exchange for compensation.
[03:18] Tori
    But she told him, "I don't take
    compensation from friends.
[03:19] Tori
    However, I'd like to see you
    belly dance instead."
[03:22] Tori
    Will we actually ever see the
    director's belly dance?
SIGN    You're No Friend of Mine!
[03:24] Wan
    Next time: "You're No Friend of Mine!"
[03:27] Wan
    Look forward to it!