# 1 - Don’t Let Your Lucky Chance Get Away

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)<br>
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**[00:06] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Happy...<br>**[00:07] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...New Year!<br>**[00:10] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will now announce the members of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seiyu 11 that will represent Japan.<br>**[00:15] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, the forwards...<br>**[00:17] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sakura. Sakura Ayane.<br>**[00:19] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From Pyon Pyon United.<br>**[00:22] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uchida Maaya.<br>**[00:24] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From Ai Mai Mi FC.<br>**[00:26] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yukachin. Otsubo Yukachin.<br>**[00:29] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From Baum Munich.<br>**[00:30] Lady**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You idiot.<br>**[00:31] Lady**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know much about anime,<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but don't you feel any guilt<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;towards the viewers<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who are waiting for the actual series<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of *Ai Mai Mi* to start—<br>**[00:36] Chobo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up! Your mouth looks like Mount Fuji!<br>**[00:37] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, we're starting now.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choboraunyopomi Theater
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai Mai Mi
<br>**[01:07] girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai Mai Mi!<br>**[01:12] mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn that Ai. She's drawing manga again.<br>**[01:15] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know! Let's use a heated iron<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bar to make her stop!<br>**[01:18] Mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We did that the other day...<br>**[01:19] Mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I guess she's working hard, so we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can treat her every once in a while.<br>**[01:23] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so...<br>**[01:24] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan!<br>**[01:25] Mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, have some cake.<br>**[01:28] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Where is this leading?!*<br>**[01:30] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do your best.<br>**[01:33] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so cold! Oh?<br>**[01:35] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mai?<br>**[01:36] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you so underdressed?<br>**[01:38] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Mai, aren't you cold?<br>**[01:39] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Ai-chan.<br>**[01:40] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez...<br>**[01:42] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll lend you this, so wrap it around<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your stomach or something.<br>**[01:45] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, Ai-chan.<br>**[01:48] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't complain about a stomachache later.<br>**[01:51] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, this is how you do it.<br>**[01:53] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[01:55] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make sure you wear a coat.<br>**[01:57] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't own a coat.<br>**[01:59] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:00] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mai, when's your birthday?<br>**[02:03] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? It's next week.<br>**[02:05] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan, are you...<br>**[02:07] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I have no choice.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll buy you one as a gift.<br>**[02:10] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! Thanks, Ai-chan!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wants to save her allowance                      Wants to be kind to friends  for an LCD tablet
<br>**[02:12] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're definitely forcing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yourself, but thank you!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New Year's Sale
<br>**[02:25] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan!<br>**[02:27] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm?<br>**[02:27] Mai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to treasure this coat forever!<br>**[02:30] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're overreacting.<br>**[02:35] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good grief.<br>**[02:37] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mai, from now on, make sure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you dress for the weather.<br>**[02:40] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, dress more sensibly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you leave the house...<br>**[02:49] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mi?<br>**[02:50] Mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... So you two were in *that* <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kind of a relationship.<br>**[02:54] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It isn't like we were excluding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you or anything.<br>**[02:57] Mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The two of you together is so<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;obscene, it makes me sick!<br>**[02:59] Mi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do whatever you want!<br>**[03:02] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, Mi-chan died.<br>**[03:02] Ai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mi!<br>**[03:04] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sachie and Kanako.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sachie and Kanako
<br>**[03:05] Sach**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanako-chan! Please go into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the hot springs with me!<br>**[03:08] Kana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Huh?! Wait, Sachie-chan.<br>**[03:10] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sachie is Kanako's friend.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Episode Preview
<br>**[03:11] Tori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good evening! This is Torijiro!<br>**[03:13] Tori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ai Mai Mi* Season 3 has finally begun.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These Sunday bests were designed by Chobo-sensei!
<br>**[03:15] Tori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The director asked Nyopomi-sensei for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ideas, in exchange for compensation.<br>**[03:18] Tori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But she told him, "I don't take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;compensation from friends.<br>**[03:19] Tori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, I'd like to see you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;belly dance instead."<br>**[03:22] Tori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will we actually ever see the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;director's belly dance?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're No Friend of Mine!
<br>**[03:24] Wan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time: "You're No Friend of Mine!"<br>**[03:27] Wan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look forward to it!<br>