12 - Dangerous Rock

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[00:00] Pono
    This is the Hyperbolic Time Internet Café.
[00:03] Pono
    A day in this room is equal
    to a month outside.
[00:06] Mi
    O-One month?
[00:08] Mai
    Then, if we train here...
[00:09] Pono
    Yes, you can power up enough
[00:12] ---
    to make Ai miss a deadline.
[00:13] Mi
    Wow! Now we can finally...
[00:15] Mai
    Can I get something from the drink bar?
[00:17] Mi
    Yeah, hurry and get me a melon soda!
SIGN    Two Days Later...
[00:20] Nar
    Two days later...
[00:21] Mi
    You're finished, Ai.
[00:23] Mi
    We'll finally make you
    miss a deadline today.
[00:25] Ai
    You two...
[00:26] Mi
    What's the matter? Is my aura—
[00:28] Ai
    You've been missing for three days!
    I was so worried about you!
SIGN    Dangerous Rock Coming!!
    It's Coming! A Meteor
    Crap! Take Cover!
SIGN    Dangerous Rock Coming!!
[00:39] Ai
    Hey, you two...
[00:40] Ai
    What's with you? You're working
    on the manuscript.
[00:43] Mi
    Well, you know...
[00:44] Mai
    This is special and stuff.
[00:44] Pono
    There's trouble, everyone!
[00:45] All
    That voice!
[00:50] Pono
    Hey, you, over there
[00:53] Pono
    Are you almost ready?
[00:56] Frog
    Ribbit.
[00:56] Pono
    Then let's go ahead and announce
[00:59] Pono
    Wapiko's...
[01:01] Pono
    A meteor will fall here
    in fifteen seconds!
[01:03] Pono
    Humanity has angered the intelligent lifeforms,
    the Anunnaki, from planet Nibiru.
[01:07] Pono
    They're coming to drop a planet on us!
[01:09] Mai
    No...
[01:10] Mai
    Earth will share planet Tiamat's future?!
[01:13] Ai
    Huh? Tia— What?
[01:14] Pono
    Anyway, it's dangerous here!
    Hurry and come outside!
SIGN    Sachie and Kanako
[01:17] Sign
    Narration: Hirano Fumi
[01:17] Both
    Sachie and Kanako!
[01:18] Sach
    Your stomach always rumbles
    during music class, doesn't it?
[01:22] Kana
    Hey, something tastes really good.
[01:25] Sach
    So I thought this might make you happy!
[01:26] Kana
    Oh, okay!
[01:27] Nar
    Their relationship continues.
[01:29] Ai
    Kanako, are you okay?
SIGN    Kanako's Room
[01:31] Sach
    Onee-san! I'm perfectly content
    to die here with Kana-chan!
[01:34] Ai
    Wha— What are you talking about?
[01:36] Kana
    L-Let's go, Sachie-chan.
[01:36] Sach
    Gana-jan!
[01:41] Sach
    K-Kana-chan...
[01:43] Kana
    I-It's okay, Sachie-chan.
[01:50] Mi
    This is awful.
[01:52] Mi
    If I'd known this would happen,
[01:53] ---
    I'd have played instead of drawing manga...
[01:56] Pono
    Everyone! Hurry up and get in.
[01:57] Frog
    Ribbit!
[01:59] Ai
    I'm sorry I forced you
    to draw manga...
[02:02] Mi
    It's okay.
[02:05] Mai
    Double Super R—
SIGN    Ai Mai Mi
[02:06] Ai
    Hey, you two!
[02:07] Ai
    I'll make sure you finally
    draw manga today!
[02:10] Mi
    We can't.
[02:11] Ai
    No! You're going to draw manga!
[02:14] Mi
    Ai... Wake up, will you?
[02:17] Mi
    Earth is gone now...
[02:20] Ai
    Hey, look! Don't you think
    I've improved at drawing?
[02:21] Mai
    Ai-chan...
[02:23] Ai
    I know. Why not release a doujinshi
    copybook at our next event?
[02:26] Ai
    Let's do it! It'll be great!
[02:26] Mai
    Ai-chan, get a grip!
[02:29] Ai
    It's my dream to become a manga artist.
[03:24] Nar
    Well, then... See you again,
    somewhere around town.
[03:27] Voice
    See ya.
[03:28] ---