1 - Don’t Let Your Lucky Chance Get Away Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Chobo     Happy... [00:07] All     ...New Year! [00:10] Chobo     I will now announce the members of     Seiyu 11 that will represent Japan. [00:15] Chobo     First, the forwards... [00:17] Chobo     Sakura. Sakura Ayane. [00:19] Chobo     From Pyon Pyon United. [00:22] Chobo     Uchida Maaya. [00:24] Chobo     From Ai Mai Mi FC. [00:26] Chobo     Yukachin. Otsubo Yukachin. [00:29] Chobo     From Baum Munich. [00:30] Lady     You idiot. [00:31] Lady     I don't know much about anime, [00:32] ---     but don't you feel any guilt     towards the viewers [00:34] ---     who are waiting for the actual series     of Ai Mai Mi to start— [00:36] Chobo     Shut up! Your mouth looks like Mount Fuji! [00:37] Nar     Anyway, we're starting now. SIGN    Choboraunyopomi Theater SIGN    Ai Mai Mi [01:07] girls     Ai Mai Mi! [01:12] mi     Damn that Ai. She's drawing manga again. [01:15] Mai     I know! Let's use a heated iron     bar to make her stop! [01:18] Mi     We did that the other day... [01:19] Mi     Well, I guess she's working hard, so we     can treat her every once in a while. [01:23] Nar     And so... [01:24] Mai     Ai-chan! [01:25] Mi     Here, have some cake. [01:28] Ai     Where is this leading?! [01:30] Mai     Do your best. [01:33] Ai     It's so cold! Oh? [01:35] Ai     Mai? [01:36] Ai     Why are you so underdressed? [01:38] Ai     Hey, Mai, aren't you cold? [01:39] Mai     Oh, Ai-chan. [01:40] Ai     Jeez... [01:42] Ai     I'll lend you this, so wrap it around     your stomach or something. [01:45] Mai     Thanks, Ai-chan. [01:48] Ai     Don't complain about a stomachache later. [01:51] Ai     Here, this is how you do it. [01:53] Mai     I see... [01:55] Ai     Make sure you wear a coat. [01:57] Mai     I don't own a coat. [01:59] Ai     Huh? [02:00] Ai     Mai, when's your birthday? [02:03] Mai     Huh? It's next week. [02:05] Mai     Ai-chan, are you... [02:07] Ai     I guess I have no choice.     I'll buy you one as a gift. [02:10] Mai     Yay! Thanks, Ai-chan! SIGN    Wants to save her allowance Wants to be kind to friends for an LCD tablet [02:12] Mai     You're definitely forcing     yourself, but thank you! SIGN    New Year's Sale [02:25] Mai     Ai-chan! [02:27] Ai     Hmm? [02:27] Mai     I'm going to treasure this coat forever! [02:30] Ai     You're overreacting. [02:35] Ai     Good grief. [02:37] Ai     Mai, from now on, make sure     you dress for the weather. [02:40] Ai     Or rather, dress more sensibly     when you leave the house... [02:49] Ai     Mi? [02:50] Mi     Oh... So you two were in that     kind of a relationship. [02:54] Ai     It isn't like we were excluding     you or anything. [02:57] Mi     The two of you together is so     obscene, it makes me sick! [02:59] Mi     Do whatever you want! [03:02] Nar     And so, Mi-chan died. [03:02] Ai     Mi! [03:04] Nar     Sachie and Kanako. SIGN    Sachie and Kanako [03:05] Sach     Kanako-chan! Please go into     the hot springs with me! [03:08] Kana     Huh? Huh?! Wait, Sachie-chan. [03:10] Nar     Sachie is Kanako's friend. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [03:11] Tori     Good evening! This is Torijiro! [03:13] Tori     Ai Mai Mi Season 3 has finally begun. SIGN    These Sunday bests were designed by Chobo-sensei! [03:15] Tori     The director asked Nyopomi-sensei for     ideas, in exchange for compensation. [03:18] Tori     But she told him, "I don't take     compensation from friends. [03:19] Tori     However, I'd like to see you     belly dance instead." [03:22] Tori     Will we actually ever see the     director's belly dance? SIGN    You're No Friend of Mine! [03:24] Wan     Next time: "You're No Friend of Mine!" [03:27] Wan     Look forward to it!