11 - Unicorn Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Nar     That day, [00:02] ---     Mai and Mi were on a bus tour,     accompanying the [00:05] ---     popular voice actress they     respected, Megumin. [00:07] Nar     However, the day of, a scandal     involving Megumin was published, SIGN    Hellish Love! Popular Voice Actress Megumin          Was NOT a Virgin! (Possibly?) [00:11] Nar     and the fans that came were     disconsolate, sad, [00:14] ---     and vomited repeatedly.     Some even bit off their tongues. [00:19] Megu     Thank you all for coming.     Let's all have fun today! [00:23] fanA     Megumin, that photo— [00:24] megu     All right, I'm going to go eat now. [00:29] Mi     We don't even get to eat together? [00:33] fanC     No! [00:34] mi     Guess it can't be helped. [00:35] Mi     What was meant to be a fun trip     became a mass execution. [00:40] Mi     Even I'm... [00:41] Mai     What's wrong, Mi-chan? [00:42] ---     Tears of joy? [00:43] Mi     "What's wrong"?! [00:45] Mi     Who wouldn't cry on a tour that     supports not being a virgin— [00:49] Mi     Mai! That's... [00:50] Mai     I know. [00:51] Mi     Huh? [00:53] Mai     I know all about Megumin     not being a virgin. [00:57] Mi     Huh? [00:57] Mi     Then, Mai... You can smile so     much, even knowing that? [01:00] Mai     Mi-chan, if you're a real fan,     there's nothing happier than this! [01:04] Mi     Mai! [01:06] Mi     You're right... This is when     we should celebrate— [01:09] Mai     I mean... [01:11] Mai     Now, we can all die together! [01:15] Mai     It's super happy to be able     to go to heaven in rhythm [01:19] ---     with your favorite voice actress     who's served her purpose! [01:23] Mai     So, Mi-chan, thanks for     everything and stuff. [01:27] Mi     Huh? Wait... [01:29] Mai     Okay, I'm going now. [01:31] Mi     Huh, Mai? Where are you... [01:41] Mi     Mai turned into a unicorn?! [01:45] Uni     Step aside, human. [01:49] Mi     She's already lost all her     human consciousness... [01:52] Mi     Step aside? Who are you?! [01:54] Uni     Naturally, [01:55] Uni     I'll pierce that woman with this horn. [01:59] Mi     B-But... You don't need to take her life! [02:01] Uni     Death is not a sad thing. [02:05] Uni     It is a new departure. And a salvation. [02:08] ---     Mai, wait! [02:15] Uni     Megumin. Megumin... [02:16] Megu     A unicorn! [02:17] Uni     Megumin, can I have your autograph? [02:20] Megu     O-Okay. [02:21] Uni     Yep, you aren't a virgin.     I can tell by your writing. SIGN    Megumin     To Unicorn-san [02:29] Uni     Don't worry. [02:31] Uni     After you die, I'll turn you into a bacteria     that lives for a million years— [02:34] Mi     Stop it, unicorn! [02:36] Uni     Good grief. You again? [02:39] Uni     You're so troublesome. [02:41] Mi     I won't let you... let Mai... do anything bad! [02:44] Mi     Tummy Punch! [02:45] Mi     Mi: the Final Spark! [02:49] Mi     Are you all right? [02:50] Megu     Hmph, thanks. [02:52] Mai     Um, Megumin... [02:54] Mai     I'm sorry about earlier. [02:55] Megu     Hey, stay away from me! [02:57] Megu     You're seriously gross! [02:59] Mi     Hey! [03:02] Mi     Aren't you to blame for all     of this when you broke the rules? [03:05] Megu     Well, you're right. I'm sorry— [03:08] Both     A huge victory for virgin-worshipers! [03:10] Mai     I'm also sorry and stuff. [03:11] Tori     Good evening! This is Torijiro! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [03:13] Tori     Ai Mai Mi Season 3 flew through     with turbulent intensity. SIGN    This time, we got an autograph from Megumin. [03:16] Tori     As the finale's bell rings,     Nyopomi-sensei yells, SIGN    Actually, this is something the sound effect person, Shouji-san, wrote to record the squeaky sound of the pen for the autograph. [03:18] ---     "Money, voice actors,     rock and roll," in her heart. [03:21] Tori     What is the ambition that lies beyond the     love, taken too far, for voice actors? SIGN    Thanks for everything you do, Shouji-san. [03:23] Tori     Final episode: "I Want to be Tasoneru." SIGN    "I Want to be Tasoneru" [03:26] Tori     Look forward to it!