# 11 - Unicorn Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:01] Nar**
    That day,
**[00:02] ---**
    Mai and Mi were on a bus tour,
    accompanying the
**[00:05] ---**
    popular voice actress they
    respected, Megumin.
**[00:07] Nar**
    However, the day of, a scandal
    involving Megumin was published,
***SIGN***    Hellish Love! Popular Voice Actress Megumin

    Was NOT a Virgin! (Possibly?)
**[00:11] Nar**
    and the fans that came were
    disconsolate, sad,
**[00:14] ---**
    and vomited repeatedly.
    Some even bit off their tongues.
**[00:19] Megu**
    Thank you all for coming.
    Let's all have fun today!
**[00:23] fanA**
    Megumin, that photo—
**[00:24] megu**
    All right, I'm going to go eat now.
**[00:29] Mi**
    *We don't even get to eat together?*
**[00:33] fanC**
    No!
**[00:34] mi**
    *Guess it can't be helped.*
**[00:35] Mi**
*    What was meant to be a fun trip*
*    became a mass execution.*
**[00:40] Mi**
    Even I'm...
**[00:41] Mai**
    What's wrong, Mi-chan?
**[00:42] ---**
    Tears of joy?
**[00:43] Mi**
    "What's wrong"?!
**[00:45] Mi**
    Who wouldn't cry on a tour that
    supports not being a virgin—
**[00:49] Mi**
    Mai! That's...
**[00:50] Mai**
    I know.
**[00:51] Mi**
    Huh?
**[00:53] Mai**
    I know all about Megumin
    not being a virgin.
**[00:57] Mi**
    Huh?
**[00:57] Mi**
    Then, Mai... You can smile so
    much, even knowing that?
**[01:00] Mai**
    Mi-chan, if you're a real fan,
    there's nothing happier than this!
**[01:04] Mi**
    Mai!
**[01:06] Mi**
    You're right... This is when
    we should celebrate—
**[01:09] Mai**
    I mean...
**[01:11] Mai**
    Now, we can all die together!
**[01:15] Mai**
    It's super happy to be able
    to go to heaven in rhythm
**[01:19] ---**
    with your favorite voice actress
    who's served her purpose!
**[01:23] Mai**
    So, Mi-chan, thanks for
    everything and stuff.
**[01:27] Mi**
    Huh? Wait...
**[01:29] Mai**
    Okay, I'm going now.
**[01:31] Mi**
    Huh, Mai? Where are you...
**[01:41] Mi**
    Mai turned into a unicorn?!
**[01:45] Uni**
    Step aside, human.
**[01:49] Mi**
*    She's already lost all her*
*    human consciousness...*
**[01:52] Mi**
    Step aside? Who are you?!
**[01:54] Uni**
    Naturally,
**[01:55] Uni**
    I'll pierce that woman with this horn.
**[01:59] Mi**
    B-But... You don't need to take her life!
**[02:01] Uni**
    Death is not a sad thing.
**[02:05] Uni**
    It is a new departure. And a salvation.
**[02:08] ---**
    Mai, wait!
**[02:15] Uni**
    Megumin. Megumin...
**[02:16] Megu**
    A unicorn!
**[02:17] Uni**
    Megumin, can I have your autograph?
**[02:20] Megu**
    O-Okay.
**[02:21] Uni**
    Yep, you aren't a virgin.
    I can tell by your writing.
***SIGN***    Megumin
    To Unicorn-san
**[02:29] Uni**
    Don't worry.
**[02:31] Uni**
    After you die, I'll turn you into a bacteria
    that lives for a million years—
**[02:34] Mi**
    Stop it, unicorn!
**[02:36] Uni**
    Good grief. You again?
**[02:39] Uni**
    You're so troublesome.
**[02:41] Mi**
    I won't let you... let Mai... do anything bad!
**[02:44] Mi**
    *Tummy Punch!*
**[02:45] Mi**
    *Mi: the Final Spark!*
**[02:49] Mi**
    Are you all right?
**[02:50] Megu**
    Hmph, thanks.
**[02:52] Mai**
    Um, Megumin...
**[02:54] Mai**
    I'm sorry about earlier.
**[02:55] Megu**
    Hey, stay away from me!
**[02:57] Megu**
    You're seriously gross!
**[02:59] Mi**
    Hey!
**[03:02] Mi**
    Aren't you to blame for all
    of this when you broke the rules?
**[03:05] Megu**
    Well, you're right. I'm sorry—
**[03:08] Both**
    A huge victory for virgin-worshipers!
**[03:10] Mai**
    I'm also sorry and stuff.
**[03:11] Tori**
    Good evening! This is Torijiro!
***SIGN***    Next Episode Preview
**[03:13] Tori**
    *Ai Mai Mi* Season 3 flew through
    with turbulent intensity.
***SIGN***    This time, we got an autograph from Megumin.
**[03:16] Tori**
    As the finale's bell rings,
    Nyopomi-sensei yells,
***SIGN***    Actually, this is something the sound effect person, Shouji-san, wrote to record the squeaky sound of the pen for the autograph.
**[03:18] ---**
    "Money, voice actors,
    rock and roll," in her heart.
**[03:21] Tori**
    What is the ambition that lies beyond the
    love, taken too far, for voice actors?
***SIGN***    Thanks for everything you do, Shouji-san.
**[03:23] Tori**
    Final episode: "I Want to be Tasoneru."
***SIGN***    "I Want to be Tasoneru"
**[03:26] Tori**
    Look forward to it!