E3 - KISSES AND LOVE

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[00:01] Isaku
    What is this?
[00:05] Keiya
    It's the test we got back today.
[00:07] Isaku
    That's not my point.
    Did you seriously get a zero?!
[00:14] Isaku
    I'm amazed you managed to
    be our Number 2 like this.
[00:17] Keiya
    This stuff is meaningless.
[00:19] Keiya
    I didn't get here on grades, and
    I don't need them to stay here.
[00:24] Isaku
    Schoolwork is a student's duty.
[00:27] Isaku
    If you're going to be here,
    then do your duty!
[00:30] Isaku
    Listen up: we're studying for your retest!
[00:34] Keiya
    Aw...
[00:38] Isaku
    If there's anything you
    don't understand, ask.
[00:39] Keiya
    I don't understand.
[00:41] Keiya
    It's not like we'll use this
    stuff in the real world anyway.
[00:44] Keiya
    What's the point?
[00:46] Isaku
    You sound like a dumb high schooler for real.
[00:48] Keiya
    I don't want to hear that from you,
[00:51] Keiya
    after you got taken in by that dumbass.
[00:57] Isaku
    Are you still pissed about the karaoke thing?
[01:01] Isaku
    I already told you that I
    feel bad for worrying you!
[01:04] Keiya
    Do you? Then stay away from boys from now on.
[01:08] Isaku
    Lay off!
[01:10] Fujita
    It's Uto-kun and Senagaki-san!
[01:13] Fujita
    Are you studying? Good for you!
[01:16] Harasaki
    We have to retest, too. Let us join?
[01:19] Isaku
    Sure, if you'd like.
[01:22] Harasaki
    Really?
[01:23] Fujita
    Senagaki-san, you're so nice!
[01:25] Isaku
    Studying with classmates
    is classic teenager stuff!
[01:30] Isaku
    A-Ask me anything you—
[01:31] Harasaki
    Uto-kun, I'm surprised you're here.
[01:33] Fujita
    I figured you'd be good at schoolwork.
[01:36] Fujita
    I always thought you seemed
    super grown-up, you know?
[01:40] Harasaki
    Are you really a high schooler?
    You look 26, not 16!
[01:46] Isaku
    Indeed.
[01:48] Keiya
    Fujita-san, Harasaki-san,
[01:50] Keiya
    you both look far too comely and
    womanly to be high schoolers, too.
[01:55] Fujita
    Ha, you sound like an old man!
[01:57] Isaku
    Hey!
[01:58] Fujita
    People tell me I look like a nightclub
    hostess all the time, actually.
[02:03] Keiya
    You've got a rosy future!
    I hope you'll work at our club.
[02:07] Fujita
    What? You're so funny!
[02:07] Isaku
    Shut up, old man.
[02:09] Harasaki
    You're so wacky, Uto-kun.
[02:12] Isaku
    He's lucky the yakuza-at-school
    thing would never occur to them,
[02:16] Isaku
    or I bet they'd say worse than "wacky."
[02:20] Isaku
    I wish Keiya really were just a classmate.
[02:26] Isaku
    Then things wouldn't be so hard.
[02:31] Harasaki
    Anyway, I've been wondering,
[02:33] Harasaki
    are you two dating?
[02:35] Isaku
    No, um...
[02:37] Keiya
    Never.
[02:41] Isaku
    Yeah, I knew that.
[02:44] Isaku
    I knew, but...
[02:47] Isaku
    that's the first time I've
    been flat-out dismissed.
[02:52] Isaku
    I just got dumped without
    ever even asking him out.
[02:55] Kongo
    She hasn't moved a muscle
    since she got back from school.
[03:00] Luka
    It's kinda scary.
SIGN    KISSES AND LOVE
SIGN    EPISODE 2
[04:53] Black Suit
    Kaori-san. Uto-sama is here.
[04:55] Kaori
    Oh, my.
[04:57] Kaori
    Uto-chan!
[04:58] Kaori
    Leaving so soon?
[05:00] Keiya
    I'm just making rounds today.
[05:02] Kaori
    You should stay—it's been so long!
[05:06] Keiya
    I'm leaving some fresh blood here—
[05:14] Keiya
    I have school tomorrow morning.
[05:16] Kaori
    School?
[05:20] Yakuza A
    A smoking-hot boss lady hits
    on you, and you prioritize school?
[05:24] Yakuza A
    Man, what a waste.
[05:26] Keiya
    You're not wrong.
[05:37] Keiya
    But...
[05:38] Keiya
    I can't swap her for the
    woman I care about most.
[05:48] Keiya
    Isaku-san.
[05:50] Isaku
    How long have I been here?
[05:52] Isaku
    Actually, what time is it?!
[05:55] Isaku
    I-I'll go take my bath.
[06:01] Keiya
    Are you all right?
[06:04] Isaku
    He smells sweet.
[06:07] Isaku
    Perfume?
[06:09] Keiya
    Oh, maybe some of hers got on me.
[06:12] Isaku
    Let go.
[06:14] Isaku
    Don't touch me!
[06:20] Keiya
    Isaku-san!
[06:31] Keiya
    Are you...
[06:34] Keiya
    Are you angry because I haven't
    been studying for tests?
[06:40] Isaku
    Why would you jump to that conclusion?!
[06:44] Isaku
    Yeah.
[06:46] Keiya
    Then I'll do it, so please don't be angry.
[06:50] Isaku
    Sure.
[06:51] Isaku
    Huh?
[07:03] Isaku
    You haven't made any progress.
[07:07] Keiya
    I think I need a reward to motivate me more.
[07:10] Isaku
    Are you a child?
[07:12] Keiya
    Will you give me one?
[07:14] Isaku
    Fine, if you pass all your retakes.
[07:23] Isaku
    I made coffee.
[07:27] Isaku
    Seriously? You're asleep?
[07:30] Isaku
    Hey, wake up.
[07:35] Isaku
    I said wake up!
[07:43] Isaku
    Huh?
[07:45] Isaku
    He's alive, right?
[07:52] Isaku
    Oh good, his heart is beating.
[08:00] Isaku
    I haven't seen his sleeping face in a while.
[08:04] Isaku
    It's fine, right? Nothing will happen anyway.
[08:10] Keiya
    I won't accept anyone
    who takes you away from me.
[08:16] Isaku
    Don't get my hopes up.
[08:19] Isaku
    Dummy.
[08:22] Isaku
    Dummy...
[09:06] Keiya
    Good morning.
[09:14] Isaku
    I messed up.
[09:19] Isaku
    I was there all night.
[09:21] Isaku
    And I used Keiya's arm as a pillow!
[09:33] Keiya
    Oh, Isaku-san. Let's have breakfast.
[09:37] Isaku
    Thank you for the food.
[09:38] Keiya
    You're welcome.
[09:40] Isaku
    Well, Keiya's acting normally.
[09:44] Keiya
    Isaku-san.
[09:46] Keiya
    Today I'll start studying for real.
[09:50] Isaku
    Where'd that come from?
[09:53] Isaku
    Okay. Good luck.
[09:56] Isaku
    I figured he wouldn't really do it, but...
[09:59] Keiya
    Teacher, I have a question.
[10:01] Isaku
    Don't me "Teacher."
[10:03] Isaku
    ...he's fired up all of a sudden.
[10:04] Katsuki
    They were sold out again!
[10:05] Ando
    Our big chocolate melon bread—
[10:07] Keiya
    Isaku-san.
[10:08] Isaku
    Huh?!
[10:08] Keiya
    I don't understand this part.
[10:10] Keiya
    Isaku-san, question—
[10:11] Isaku
    Ask me later!
[10:13] Isaku
    He's in beast mode all of a sudden.
[10:16] Isaku
    What's with him?
[10:21] Keiya
    I passed them.
[10:22] Isaku
    C-Congratulations.
[10:25] Isaku
    Are these real? You're good
    when you put your mind to it!
[10:30] Keiya
    Now, about the reward...
[10:33] Isaku
    Reward?
[10:34] Keiya
    Yes. You promised me one.
[10:37] Isaku
    Oh, right, I remember that.
[10:41] Isaku
    I can't even imagine what
    reward he'll ask me for.
[10:47] Isaku
    What do you want?
[10:51] Keiya
    I want to kiss you.
[11:01] Isaku
    Pardon?
[11:12] Isaku
    Why?
[11:14] Keiya
    Because I want to kiss you.
[11:16] Isaku
    But why?
[11:18] Isaku
    I don't get it.
[11:20] Isaku
    You said "Never" before. You always
    act like my guardian! So...
[11:27] Isaku
    Why?
[11:29] Isaku
    Is it not like that?
[11:38] Keiya
    I—
[11:38] Isaku
    No.
[11:41] Isaku
    We can't.
[11:43] Keiya
    All right. I'll think of a different request.
[11:52] Keiya
    I'll go get dinner ready.
[11:59] Isaku
    What brought that on? What's his deal?!
[12:14] Keiya
    Isaku-san, Isaku-san!
[12:17] Keiya
    I thought of another reward.
[12:19] Keiya
    This Sunday, I want to spend
    the whole day with you.
[12:25] Isaku
    Huh?
[12:44] Keiya
    You get these.
[12:45] Luka/Kongo
    Yessir.
[13:08] Keiya
    Isaku-san!
[13:12] Isaku
    Coming!
[13:22] Isaku
    It's pretty crowded.
[13:24] Keiya
    Yes. They apparently did
    a large-scale renovation.
[13:28] Isaku
    Huh.
[13:31] Isaku
    I haven't been to the zoo in forever!
[13:34] Isaku
    We came here once a while back, right?
[13:37] Keiya
    It's been about eight years.
[13:39] Isaku
    That long ago?
[13:42] Isaku
    The tiger enclosure got redone!
[13:44] Keiya
    You seem okay now.
[13:46] Isaku
    Hmm?
[13:47] Keiya
    Last time you saw the tigers, you
    cried and said you were scared.
[13:51] Isaku
    I was a kid at the time!
[13:54] Isaku
    I'm here for his "reward," but am I
    gonna be able to act normally all day?
[14:00] Isaku
    Why did you pick the zoo?
[14:03] Keiya
    You like animals, don't you?
[14:06] Isaku
    Yeah...
[14:08] Keiya
    When I brought you here last
    time, it made you happy.
[14:13] Isaku
    He's... trying to make me happy?
[14:18] Keiya
    Is there anything you want to see, Isaku-san?
[14:22] Isaku
    The koalas.
[14:24] Isaku
    It says we can see a baby one.
[14:26] Keiya
    The koalas, huh?
[14:33] Keiya
    They're over there.
[14:41] Isaku
    I underestimated the koalas' popularity.
[14:45] Keiya
    Isaku-san.
[14:51] Keiya
    Can you see them?
[14:52] Isaku
    Y-You're embarrassing me!
[14:59] Isaku
    No, stop, put me down!
[15:02] Keiya
    You're done already?
[15:05] Isaku
    That was mortifying. I made
    eye contact with a little kid.
[15:09] Keiya
    Sorry, I thought it'd help you see better.
[15:15] Isaku
    We let go of each other.
[15:19] Isaku
    I want to hold hands again.
SIGN    petting
SIGN    zoo
[15:24] Keiya
    It's the petting zoo.
[15:26] Keiya
    Shall we go in?
[15:27] Isaku
    Mm-hmm.
[15:29] Keiya
    Your face is all red.
[15:31] Isaku
    It's hot out today.
[15:34] Isaku
    O-Oh no...
[15:36] Isaku
    Today I'm... getting carried away!
[15:41] Keiya
    Isaku-san.
[15:44] Keiya
    This one's gentle.
[15:49] Keiya
    That's a lot of photos.
[15:51] Isaku
    Because this is cute. The bunny,
    I mean! The bunny is cute!
[15:55] Isaku
    He looks so wrong with a
    bunny! That's what's so cute!
[16:00] Keiya
    It reminds me of you a little.
[16:03] Keiya
    All white and fluffy,
[16:05] Keiya
    with frightened eyes.
[16:07] Isaku
    Frightened?
[16:09] Isaku
    Keiya! Are you okay?
[16:11] Keiya
    Think you can kick my face, you little punk?
[16:15] Isaku
    Stop that!
[16:19] Isaku
    This looks delicious!
[16:20] Isaku
    It's so lavish.
[16:23] Keiya
    It's been a while since the
    two of us went out together,
[16:27] Keiya
    so I got enthusiastic.
[16:29] Isaku
    He's like a girl.
[16:30] Keiya
    I'll get some plates together.
[16:32] Isaku
    Thanks.
[16:33] Isaku
    Oh, wait.
[16:36] Isaku
    I'll take a pic.
[16:44] Keiya
    What is it?
[16:47] Isaku
    Nothing.
[16:49] Keiya
    You're grinning. Is it porn?
[16:52] Isaku
    No!
[16:55] Isaku
    Thank you for the food.
[16:57] Keiya
    Of course.
[17:04] Isaku
    It's good.
[17:07] Keiya
    I'm glad.
[17:11] Isaku
    T-Today's been fun.
[17:18] Keiya
    Yes.
[17:19] Isaku
    You're good at all the cooking
    and household stuff, huh?
[17:23] Keiya
    I was your substitute parent, after all.
[17:29] Isaku
    The usual guardian gaze again.
[17:33] Isaku
    But I don't think parents
    say "I want to kiss you" like that.
[17:41] Mama
    I'm taking the picture now.
[17:43] Kid
    Okay!
[17:44] Papa
    Smile.
[17:47] Mama & Papa
    Ready, set,
[17:48] Mama & Papa
    smooch!
[17:50] Isaku
    I guess they do.
[17:51] Mama
    It looks cute! Let's upload it to Insta.
[17:52] Isaku
    If they love someone and treasure them,
    even if it's not romantic love...
[17:53] Kid
    Show me!
[17:55] Papa
    Great photo.
[17:59] Isaku
    Maybe that's how Keiya felt.
[18:07] Keiya
    It's a pretty big zoo.
[18:10] Isaku
    Mm-hmm.
[18:12] Keiya
    It's too bad we couldn't look at everything.
[18:15] Isaku
    Mm-hmm.
[18:18] Isaku
    I've hit my limit.
[18:23] Keiya
    Isaku-san?
[18:27] Keiya
    Oh, they do look red.
[18:31] Keiya
    I'm sorry I didn't notice.
[18:33] Isaku
    No, I'm sorry.
[18:37] Isaku
    I've never walked this much
    in these shoes before.
[18:41] Keiya
    I have bandages with me.
[18:44] Isaku
    Thank you.
[18:50] Keiya
    Hold up the hem for a moment.
[18:52] Isaku
    It's fine! I'll do it myself!
[18:55] Keiya
    Just let me.
[19:03] Isaku
    Is he annoyed at me?
[19:12] Isaku
    I just really wanted to wear these shoes.
[19:16] Keiya
    You looked pretty today, Isaku-san.
[19:24] Isaku
    I spent days picking out
    my clothes and hat.
[19:31] Isaku
    I practiced curling my hair
[19:33] Isaku
    and planned out my makeup...
[19:37] Isaku
    all because I wanted Keiya to compliment me.
[19:41] Keiya
    Are you in pain?
[19:44] Isaku
    Yeah. But I'm fine.
[19:48] Keiya
    All done.
[19:50] Keiya
    Here.
[19:53] Isaku
    Thanks.
[19:55] Keiya
    Take my hand.
[20:00] Keiya
    Do you think you can walk?
[20:01] Isaku
    Yeah.
[20:02] Keiya
    If it's too much, tell
    me. I'll carry you back.
[20:06] Isaku
    That would be embarrassing.
[20:10] Keiya
    Shall we go?
[20:29] Isaku
    Why are things kind of uncomfortable
    now? We were fine earlier.
[20:40] Keiya
    I'm sorry.
[20:43] Keiya
    It was weird of me to say that the other day.
[20:47] Isaku
    I-It's fine. You're always weird.
[20:52] Keiya
    Really?
[20:57] Keiya
    I've done a lot of kissing,
[21:02] Keiya
    but I always thought it was just
    something that went along with sex.
[21:09] Isaku
    You're scum.
[21:11] Keiya
    That was the first time I'd
    actively wanted to do it.
[21:25] Keiya
    I want to know what this is.
[21:29] Keiya
    I want you to teach me, Isaku-san.
[21:33] Isaku
    What do I do?
[21:35] Isaku
    I know I shouldn't.
[21:38] Isaku
    Do you still want to?
[21:42] Keiya
    I won't if you're opposed to it.
[21:45] Isaku
    I'm not opposed.
[21:50] Isaku
    If I go any further, there'll be
    no turning back for me, but...
[22:00] Isaku
    The truth is, I'm not opposed.
SIGN    EPISODE 4
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    DUTY AND DANGER