# E3 - KISSES AND LOVE
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**[00:01] Isaku**
What is this?
**[00:05] Keiya**
It's the test we got back today.
**[00:07] Isaku**
That's not my point.
Did you *seriously* get a zero?!
**[00:14] Isaku**
I'm amazed you managed to
be our Number 2 like this.
**[00:17] Keiya**
This stuff is meaningless.
**[00:19] Keiya**
I didn't get here on grades, and
I don't need them to stay here.
**[00:24] Isaku**
Schoolwork is a student's duty.
**[00:27] Isaku**
If you're going to be here,
then do your duty!
**[00:30] Isaku**
Listen up: we're studying for your retest!
**[00:34] Keiya**
Aw...
**[00:38] Isaku**
If there's anything you
don't understand, ask.
**[00:39] Keiya**
I don't understand.
**[00:41] Keiya**
It's not like we'll use this
stuff in the real world anyway.
**[00:44] Keiya**
What's the point?
**[00:46] Isaku**
You sound like a dumb high schooler for real.
**[00:48] Keiya**
I don't want to hear that from you,
**[00:51] Keiya**
after you got taken in by that dumbass.
**[00:57] Isaku**
Are you still pissed about the karaoke thing?
**[01:01] Isaku**
I already told you that I
feel bad for worrying you!
**[01:04] Keiya**
Do you? Then stay away from boys from now on.
**[01:08] Isaku**
Lay off!
**[01:10] Fujita**
It's Uto-kun and Senagaki-san!
**[01:13] Fujita**
Are you studying? Good for you!
**[01:16] Harasaki**
We have to retest, too. Let us join?
**[01:19] Isaku**
Sure, if you'd like.
**[01:22] Harasaki**
Really?
**[01:23] Fujita**
Senagaki-san, you're so nice!
**[01:25] Isaku**
* Studying with classmates*
* is classic teenager stuff!*
**[01:30] Isaku**
A-Ask me anything you—
**[01:31] Harasaki**
Uto-kun, I'm surprised you're here.
**[01:33] Fujita**
I figured you'd be good at schoolwork.
**[01:36] Fujita**
I always thought you seemed
super grown-up, you know?
**[01:40] Harasaki**
Are you really a high schooler?
You look 26, not 16!
**[01:46] Isaku**
*Indeed.*
**[01:48] Keiya**
Fujita-san, Harasaki-san,
**[01:50] Keiya**
you both look far too comely and
womanly to be high schoolers, too.
**[01:55] Fujita**
Ha, you sound like an old man!
**[01:57] Isaku**
*Hey!*
**[01:58] Fujita**
People tell me I look like a nightclub
hostess all the time, actually.
**[02:03] Keiya**
You've got a rosy future!
I hope you'll work at our club.
**[02:07] Fujita**
What? You're so funny!
**[02:07] Isaku**
*Shut up, old man.*
**[02:09] Harasaki**
You're so wacky, Uto-kun.
**[02:12] Isaku**
* He's lucky the yakuza-at-school*
* thing would never occur to them,*
**[02:16] Isaku**
*or I bet they'd say worse than "wacky."*
**[02:20] Isaku**
*I wish Keiya really* were *just a classmate.*
**[02:26] Isaku**
*Then things wouldn't be so hard.*
**[02:31] Harasaki**
Anyway, I've been wondering,
**[02:33] Harasaki**
are you two dating?
**[02:35] Isaku**
No, um...
**[02:37] Keiya**
Never.
**[02:41] Isaku**
*Yeah, I knew that.*
**[02:44] Isaku**
*I knew, but...*
**[02:47] Isaku**
* that's the first time I've*
* been flat-out dismissed.*
**[02:52] Isaku**
* I just got dumped without*
* ever even asking him out.*
**[02:55] Kongo**
She hasn't moved a muscle
since she got back from school.
**[03:00] Luka**
It's kinda scary.
***SIGN*** KISSES AND LOVE
***SIGN*** EPISODE 2
**[04:53] Black Suit**
Kaori-san. Uto-sama is here.
**[04:55] Kaori**
Oh, my.
**[04:57] Kaori**
Uto-chan!
**[04:58] Kaori**
Leaving so soon?
**[05:00] Keiya**
I'm just making rounds today.
**[05:02] Kaori**
You should stay—it's been so long!
**[05:06] Keiya**
I'm leaving some fresh blood here—
**[05:14] Keiya**
I have school tomorrow morning.
**[05:16] Kaori**
School?
**[05:20] Yakuza A**
A smoking-hot boss lady hits
on you, and you prioritize *school*?
**[05:24] Yakuza A**
Man, what a waste.
**[05:26] Keiya**
You're not wrong.
**[05:37] Keiya**
But...
**[05:38] Keiya**
* I can't swap her for the*
* woman I care about most.*
**[05:48] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[05:50] Isaku**
*How long have I been here?*
**[05:52] Isaku**
*Actually, what time is it?!*
**[05:55] Isaku**
I-I'll go take my bath.
**[06:01] Keiya**
Are you all right?
**[06:04] Isaku**
*He smells sweet.*
**[06:07] Isaku**
Perfume?
**[06:09] Keiya**
Oh, maybe some of hers got on me.
**[06:12] Isaku**
Let go.
**[06:14] Isaku**
Don't touch me!
**[06:20] Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[06:31] Keiya**
Are you...
**[06:34] Keiya**
Are you angry because I haven't
been studying for tests?
**[06:40] Isaku**
*Why would you jump to* that *conclusion?!*
**[06:44] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[06:46] Keiya**
Then I'll do it, so please don't be angry.
**[06:50] Isaku**
Sure.
**[06:51] Isaku**
Huh?
**[07:03] Isaku**
You haven't made any progress.
**[07:07] Keiya**
I think I need a reward to motivate me more.
**[07:10] Isaku**
Are you a child?
**[07:12] Keiya**
Will you give me one?
**[07:14] Isaku**
Fine, if you pass all your retakes.
**[07:23] Isaku**
I made coffee.
**[07:27] Isaku**
Seriously? You're asleep?
**[07:30] Isaku**
Hey, wake up.
**[07:35] Isaku**
I said wake up!
**[07:43] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[07:45] Isaku**
*He's alive, right?*
**[07:52] Isaku**
*Oh good, his heart is beating.*
**[08:00] Isaku**
*I haven't seen his sleeping face in a while.*
**[08:04] Isaku**
*It's fine, right? Nothing will happen anyway.*
**[08:10] Keiya**
* I won't accept anyone*
* who takes you away from me.*
**[08:16] Isaku**
*Don't get my hopes up.*
**[08:19] Isaku**
*Dummy.*
**[08:22] Isaku**
*Dummy...*
**[09:06] Keiya**
Good morning.
**[09:14] Isaku**
*I messed up.*
**[09:19] Isaku**
*I was there all night.*
**[09:21] Isaku**
*And I used Keiya's arm as a pillow!*
**[09:33] Keiya**
Oh, Isaku-san. Let's have breakfast.
**[09:37] Isaku**
Thank you for the food.
**[09:38] Keiya**
You're welcome.
**[09:40] Isaku**
*Well, Keiya's acting normally.*
**[09:44] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[09:46] Keiya**
Today I'll start studying for real.
**[09:50] Isaku**
*Where'd that come from?*
**[09:53] Isaku**
Okay. Good luck.
**[09:56] Isaku**
*I figured he wouldn't really do it, but...*
**[09:59] Keiya**
Teacher, I have a question.
**[10:01] Isaku**
Don't me "Teacher."
**[10:03] Isaku**
*...he's fired up all of a sudden.*
**[10:04] Katsuki**
They were sold out again!
**[10:05] Ando**
Our big chocolate melon bread—
**[10:07] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[10:08] Isaku**
Huh?!
**[10:08] Keiya**
I don't understand this part.
**[10:10] Keiya**
Isaku-san, question—
**[10:11] Isaku**
Ask me later!
**[10:13] Isaku**
*He's in beast mode all of a sudden.*
**[10:16] Isaku**
*What's with him?*
**[10:21] Keiya**
I passed them.
**[10:22] Isaku**
C-Congratulations.
**[10:25] Isaku**
Are these real? You're good
when you put your mind to it!
**[10:30] Keiya**
Now, about the reward...
**[10:33] Isaku**
Reward?
**[10:34] Keiya**
Yes. You promised me one.
**[10:37] Isaku**
*Oh, right, I remember that.*
**[10:41] Isaku**
* I can't even imagine what*
* reward he'll ask me for.*
**[10:47] Isaku**
What do you want?
**[10:51] Keiya**
I want to kiss you.
**[11:01] Isaku**
Pardon?
**[11:12] Isaku**
Why?
**[11:14] Keiya**
Because I want to kiss you.
**[11:16] Isaku**
But *why*?
**[11:18] Isaku**
*I don't get it.*
**[11:20] Isaku**
* You said "Never" before. You always*
* act like my guardian! So...*
**[11:27] Isaku**
Why?
**[11:29] Isaku**
*Is it not like that?*
**[11:38] Keiya**
I—
**[11:38] Isaku**
No.
**[11:41] Isaku**
We can't.
**[11:43] Keiya**
All right. I'll think of a different request.
**[11:52] Keiya**
I'll go get dinner ready.
**[11:59] Isaku**
*What brought that on? What's his deal?!*
**[12:14] Keiya**
Isaku-san, Isaku-san!
**[12:17] Keiya**
I thought of another reward.
**[12:19] Keiya**
This Sunday, I want to spend
the whole day with you.
**[12:25] Isaku**
Huh?
**[12:44] Keiya**
You get these.
**[12:45] Luka/Kongo**
Yessir.
**[13:08] Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[13:12] Isaku**
Coming!
**[13:22] Isaku**
It's pretty crowded.
**[13:24] Keiya**
Yes. They apparently did
a large-scale renovation.
**[13:28] Isaku**
Huh.
**[13:31] Isaku**
I haven't been to the zoo in forever!
**[13:34] Isaku**
We came here once a while back, right?
**[13:37] Keiya**
It's been about eight years.
**[13:39] Isaku**
That long ago?
**[13:42] Isaku**
The tiger enclosure got redone!
**[13:44] Keiya**
You seem okay now.
**[13:46] Isaku**
Hmm?
**[13:47] Keiya**
Last time you saw the tigers, you
cried and said you were scared.
**[13:51] Isaku**
I was a kid at the time!
**[13:54] Isaku**
* I'm here for his "reward," but am I*
* gonna be able to act normally all day?*
**[14:00] Isaku**
Why did you pick the zoo?
**[14:03] Keiya**
You like animals, don't you?
**[14:06] Isaku**
Yeah...
**[14:08] Keiya**
When I brought you here last
time, it made you happy.
**[14:13] Isaku**
*He's... trying to make me happy?*
**[14:18] Keiya**
Is there anything you want to see, Isaku-san?
**[14:22] Isaku**
The koalas.
**[14:24] Isaku**
It says we can see a baby one.
**[14:26] Keiya**
The koalas, huh?
**[14:33] Keiya**
They're over there.
**[14:41] Isaku**
*I underestimated the koalas' popularity.*
**[14:45] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[14:51] Keiya**
Can you see them?
**[14:52] Isaku**
Y-You're embarrassing me!
**[14:59] Isaku**
No, stop, put me down!
**[15:02] Keiya**
You're done already?
**[15:05] Isaku**
That was mortifying. I made
eye contact with a little kid.
**[15:09] Keiya**
Sorry, I thought it'd help you see better.
**[15:15] Isaku**
*We let go of each other.*
**[15:19] Isaku**
*I want to hold hands again.*
***SIGN*** petting
***SIGN*** zoo
**[15:24] Keiya**
It's the petting zoo.
**[15:26] Keiya**
Shall we go in?
**[15:27] Isaku**
Mm-hmm.
**[15:29] Keiya**
Your face is all red.
**[15:31] Isaku**
It's hot out today.
**[15:34] Isaku**
*O-Oh no...*
**[15:36] Isaku**
*Today I'm... getting carried away!*
**[15:41] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[15:44] Keiya**
This one's gentle.
**[15:49] Keiya**
That's a lot of photos.
**[15:51] Isaku**
Because this is cute. The bunny,
I mean! The bunny is cute!
**[15:55] Isaku**
* He looks so wrong with a*
* bunny! That's what's so cute!*
**[16:00] Keiya**
It reminds me of you a little.
**[16:03] Keiya**
All white and fluffy,
**[16:05] Keiya**
with frightened eyes.
**[16:07] Isaku**
Frightened?
**[16:09] Isaku**
Keiya! Are you okay?
**[16:11] Keiya**
Think you can kick *my* face, you little punk?
**[16:15] Isaku**
Stop that!
**[16:19] Isaku**
This looks delicious!
**[16:20] Isaku**
It's so lavish.
**[16:23] Keiya**
It's been a while since the
two of us went out together,
**[16:27] Keiya**
so I got enthusiastic.
**[16:29] Isaku**
*He's like a girl.*
**[16:30] Keiya**
I'll get some plates together.
**[16:32] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[16:33] Isaku**
Oh, wait.
**[16:36] Isaku**
I'll take a pic.
**[16:44] Keiya**
What is it?
**[16:47] Isaku**
Nothing.
**[16:49] Keiya**
You're grinning. Is it porn?
**[16:52] Isaku**
No!
**[16:55] Isaku**
Thank you for the food.
**[16:57] Keiya**
Of course.
**[17:04] Isaku**
It's good.
**[17:07] Keiya**
I'm glad.
**[17:11] Isaku**
T-Today's been fun.
**[17:18] Keiya**
Yes.
**[17:19] Isaku**
You're good at all the cooking
and household stuff, huh?
**[17:23] Keiya**
I was your substitute parent, after all.
**[17:29] Isaku**
*The usual guardian gaze again.*
**[17:33] Isaku**
* But I don't think parents*
* say "I want to kiss you" like that.*
**[17:41] Mama**
I'm taking the picture now.
**[17:43] Kid**
Okay!
**[17:44] Papa**
Smile.
**[17:47] Mama & Papa**
Ready, set,
**[17:48] Mama & Papa**
smooch!
**[17:50] Isaku**
*I guess they do.*
**[17:51] Mama**
It looks cute! Let's upload it to Insta.
**[17:52] Isaku**
* If they love someone and treasure them,*
* even if it's not romantic love...*
**[17:53] Kid**
Show me!
**[17:55] Papa**
Great photo.
**[17:59] Isaku**
*Maybe that's how Keiya felt.*
**[18:07] Keiya**
It's a pretty big zoo.
**[18:10] Isaku**
Mm-hmm.
**[18:12] Keiya**
It's too bad we couldn't look at everything.
**[18:15] Isaku**
Mm-hmm.
**[18:18] Isaku**
*I've hit my limit.*
**[18:23] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[18:27] Keiya**
Oh, they do look red.
**[18:31] Keiya**
I'm sorry I didn't notice.
**[18:33] Isaku**
No, I'm sorry.
**[18:37] Isaku**
I've never walked this much
in these shoes before.
**[18:41] Keiya**
I have bandages with me.
**[18:44] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[18:50] Keiya**
Hold up the hem for a moment.
**[18:52] Isaku**
It's fine! I'll do it myself!
**[18:55] Keiya**
Just let me.
**[19:03] Isaku**
*Is he annoyed at me?*
**[19:12] Isaku**
I just really wanted to wear these shoes.
**[19:16] Keiya**
You looked pretty today, Isaku-san.
**[19:24] Isaku**
* I spent days picking out*
* my clothes and hat.*
**[19:31] Isaku**
*I practiced curling my hair*
**[19:33] Isaku**
*and planned out my makeup...*
**[19:37] Isaku**
*all because I wanted Keiya to compliment me.*
**[19:41] Keiya**
Are you in pain?
**[19:44] Isaku**
Yeah. But I'm fine.
**[19:48] Keiya**
All done.
**[19:50] Keiya**
Here.
**[19:53] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[19:55] Keiya**
Take my hand.
**[20:00] Keiya**
Do you think you can walk?
**[20:01] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[20:02] Keiya**
If it's too much, tell
me. I'll carry you back.
**[20:06] Isaku**
That would be embarrassing.
**[20:10] Keiya**
Shall we go?
**[20:29] Isaku**
* Why are things kind of uncomfortable*
* now? We were fine earlier.*
**[20:40] Keiya**
I'm sorry.
**[20:43] Keiya**
It was weird of me to say that the other day.
**[20:47] Isaku**
I-It's fine. You're always weird.
**[20:52] Keiya**
Really?
**[20:57] Keiya**
I've done a lot of kissing,
**[21:02] Keiya**
but I always thought it was just
something that went along with sex.
**[21:09] Isaku**
You're scum.
**[21:11] Keiya**
That was the first time I'd
actively wanted to do it.
**[21:25] Keiya**
I want to know what this is.
**[21:29] Keiya**
I want you to teach me, Isaku-san.
**[21:33] Isaku**
*What do I do?*
**[21:35] Isaku**
*I know I shouldn't.*
**[21:38] Isaku**
Do you still want to?
**[21:42] Keiya**
I won't if you're opposed to it.
**[21:45] Isaku**
I'm not opposed.
**[21:50] Isaku**
* If I go any further, there'll be*
* no turning back for me, but...*
**[22:00] Isaku**
*The truth is, I'm not opposed.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 4
DUTY AND DANGER