8 - The Student Council of Remedial Students

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[00:06] ---
    Wow!
[00:08] ---
    It's the beach! Yippee!
[00:14] ---
    So much water! Awesome!
[00:18] ---
    It feels so good!
[00:19] ---
    The water isn't cold at all!
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Beach House
SIGN    Warm Showers
     Changing Rooms
     Lockers
[00:32] ---
    Seriously?
[00:34] ---
    This is a beach house.
[00:36] ---
    Not bad, right? This is a
    military welfare facility.
[00:42] ---
    I don't mind, as long as I'm with Taito.
[00:46] ---
    Worthless.
[00:47] ---
    It's your fault that we're even here.
[00:51] ---
    What? You're putting
    all the blame on me?
[00:54] ---
    That's true.
[00:55] ---
    Kurogane-kun's grades look quite dismal
[00:58] ---
    when compared to those of the
    good student Kurenai-kun.
[01:05] ---
    But Kurenai-kun has no other
    redeeming qualities to speak of.
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    See what I mean? That won't do.
[01:22] ---
    That's why we need this training camp.
[01:28] ---
    Let's get started.
[01:30] ---
    Time to whip Miyasaka High School
    student council into shape!
SIGN    "The Student Council
    of Remedial Students"
[03:19] ---
    Hey, Gekkou. Don't you think it's weird?
[03:22] ---
    We're on this beautiful beach and
    there isn't another soul in sight.
[03:25] ---
    Yeah.
[03:27] ---
    It makes sense. There's a
    barrier to keep people away.
[03:30] ---
    Ordinary humans will
    unconsciously stay away.
[03:36] ---
    The spell seems to be a military one.
[03:39] ---
    You're sharp. Must be
    because you're a vampire.
[03:43] ---
    The barrier protects civilians
    from any unfortunate accidents.
[03:46] ---
    Then why is she here?!
[03:49] ---
    Isn't Aomi Izumi a civilian?!
[03:52] ---
    I appreciate it. Summer
    vacation hasn't even started,
[03:56] ---
    and I've already been
    invited to the beach.
[03:58] ---
    That's because Kurogane-kun screwed
    up and let Aomi-san blackmail him.
[04:03] ---
    He had to get Aomi-san into the student
    council or his secret would be revealed.
[04:07] ---
    And you're telling me that the
    military caved in to her demands?
[04:10] ---
    Yes, we did.
[04:13] ---
    Is something wrong with that?
[04:14] ---
    Bastard...
[04:18] ---
    Besides, I have a feeling that
    Aomi-san will be very useful.
[04:23] ---
    She'd make a perfect secretary.
[04:26] ---
    Yep, yep. I'm actually good
    at staying on a tight budget.
[04:31] ---
    Rubbish.
[04:36] ---
    You should follow orders.
[04:38] ---
    Damage was kept to a minimum
    because of my presence.
[04:40] ---
    You incompetents should
    stay out of my affairs.
[04:44] ---
    Incompetents, you say?
[04:52] ---
    And you're dead.
[04:53] ---
    Damn!
[04:55] ---
    No way!
[05:02] ---
    That won't work against me.
[05:08] ---
    Brat.
[05:13] ---
    Gekkou!
[05:19] ---
    Don't get so worked up. You're
    just a brat in high school.
[05:23] ---
    No need to feel ashamed about
    letting me beat you up.
[05:27] ---
    You should be proud.
[05:30] ---
    The military feels that you're doing
[05:32] ---
    a much better job as the student
    council president than I ever did.
[05:36] ---
    You were the student council president?
[05:39] ---
    I was once in your shoes.
    Show some respect.
[05:42] ---
    The military has high hopes for you.
[05:45] ---
    Since it's been a while since the last
    child who had as much power as I did.
[05:50] ---
    Shut up, I won't listen
    to your drivel...
[05:53] ---
    You will, because in this world,
[05:56] ---
    the weak obey the strong.
[06:04] ---
    Look, Gekkou!
[06:06] ---
    This should taste good!
[06:08] ---
    Is this edible?
[06:10] ---
    You can eat it for all I care.
[06:11] ---
    What?! Hold on, Gekkou!
[06:14] ---
    Stay away, scum. You're
    getting my clothes wet.
[06:16] ---
    Hey! Come on, Gekkou!
[06:18] ---
    Good grief. This will be a long camp.
[06:21] ---
    Taito.
[06:24] ---
    
[06:30] ---
    Himea? Why are you crying...
[06:34] ---
    I'm smiling!
[06:38] ---
    I love you, Taito.
[06:49] ---
    What's this?
[06:50] ---
    Holding each other while standing in
    the ocean? Isn't that a little Hollywood?
[07:02] ---
    Haruka's cooking is so good.
[07:04] ---
    Haruka will make a wonderful wife.
[07:07] ---
    Ah, I envy Kurogane-kun.
[07:10] ---
    What? It's not like that...
[07:12] ---
    Kurogane-kun has that special
    remedial class, right?
[07:14] ---
    Yep, he's with Gekkou-sama.
[07:16] ---
    Man, summer vacation hasn't even
    started yet. I'm so jealous.
[07:21] ---
    That's true...
[07:22] ---
    Anyway,
[07:24] ---
    you've made a little progress with
    Kurogane-kun the past few days.
[07:27] ---
    A little? They're all over each other!
[07:29] ---
    Thanks.
[07:36] ---
    I guess he's finally ready
    to take responsibility.
[07:40] ---
    It won't be long before
    you walk the aisle.
[07:43] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[07:46] ---
    No! I won't let Kurogane have her!
[07:48] ---
    Shigure Haruka is my wife!
[07:59] ---
    Okay, here are the room assignments.
SIGN    1st floor - Kurenai Gekkou, Kurogane Taito 2nd floor - Saito Himea, Aomi Izumi, Andou Mirai
[08:02] ---
    What?! I'm not with Gekkou?!
[08:06] ---
    Let's have fun, Andou-san.
[08:08] ---
    You'll want to hear this.
[08:10] ---
    Even if you're in separate rooms...
[08:14] ---
    Hey, Gekkou! Why would you sneak into
    my room in the middle of the night?
[08:17] ---
    Rubbish.
[08:19] ---
    We're going to be separated, Taito?
[08:21] ---
    Well, yeah... We can't
    stay in the same room.
[08:27] ---
    Say, do you really have
    to wear your uniform?
[08:32] ---
    It's none of your concern.
    I'm not like you trash.
[08:36] ---
    Get out...
SIGN    Medicine - Aomi Izumi
[08:43] ---
    Bouncy bed!
[08:44] ---
    Is that the current fashion?
[08:46] ---
    Yeah, more or less.
[08:48] ---
    I don't get too many chances
    to wear something like this.
[08:50] ---
    You have to enjoy
    yourself while you can.
[08:52] ---
    Maybe I should get changed.
[09:00] ---
    That's a useful spell.
[09:04] ---
    I wonder if Taito will like this.
[09:07] ---
    Don't worry!
[09:09] ---
    Kurogane-kun will love you in anything.
[09:22] ---
    Mr. Kurosu?
[09:32] ---
    What was that for?!
[09:34] ---
    Are you an enemy?!
[09:35] ---
    Yeah, way too slow.
[09:38] ---
    You should have been on your guard the
    second you sensed my hostile intent.
[09:42] ---
    I'd grade your spontaneous
    emergency response as...
[09:45] ---
    7 points.
[09:49] ---
    Okay, you made the wrong decision.
[09:53] ---
    You don't know how fast a
    piece of chalk can move?
[09:55] ---
    I'm stronger than you are.
[09:57] ---
    A spontaneous emergency
    response score of 12 points.
[10:00] ---
    Bastard!
[10:01] ---
    And your movement is sluggish.
[10:03] ---
    You can't protect anyone like that.
[10:12] ---
    0 points for illusion resistance.
[10:16] ---
    Illusion...?
[10:19] ---
    I see. So your grades aren't
    the only thing that need work.
[10:22] ---
    Th-That was all an illusion...?
[10:27] ---
    You're damn strong.
[10:29] ---
    So if you train me, I
    can become stronger?
[10:33] ---
    100 points for drive.
[10:36] ---
    Eager kids like you can
    quickly become stronger.
[10:43] ---
    Could you stop doing that?
[10:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[10:49] ---
    Oh, you mean how I was
    testing Kurogane-kun?
[10:52] ---
    I don't know who you are,
[10:55] ---
    but do you really think I'll let
    a human live after hurting Taito?
[10:59] ---
    Now, now. Hold on a second.
[11:02] ---
    I'm helping to educate Kurogane-kun.
[11:05] ---
    That won't be necessary!
[11:20] ---
    Did you enjoy that illusion?
[11:23] ---
    Not bad.
[11:25] ---
    You're not human, are you?
[11:28] ---
    I'm human.
[11:30] ---
    In appearance, perhaps.
[11:31] ---
    Appearance is all that
    matters to humans.
[11:36] ---
    Oh? It appears that this is the range
    where your magic is most effective.
[11:41] ---
    What's your point?
[11:43] ---
    But that would require a bodyguard.
[11:46] ---
    Which means you'll need Kurogane-kun
    to be somewhat usable.
[11:51] ---
    You can't kill me with any of
    your instant low-level spells.
[11:56] ---
    And Kurogane-kun isn't strong enough
[11:59] ---
    to serve as a bodyguard yet.
[12:01] ---
    Which means...
[12:02] ---
    I can kill you and Kurogane Taito,
[12:06] ---
    but you can't kill me.
[12:08] ---
    So...
[12:09] ---
    You'll need him to become stronger.
[12:13] ---
    But unfortunately,
[12:14] ---
    you aren't capable of training
    Kurogane-kun to become stronger.
[12:19] ---
    How would you know?
[12:20] ---
    I know.
[12:22] ---
    Because it will require
    him to become less human.
[12:28] ---
    Don't worry.
[12:30] ---
    I'm good at teaching other people.
[12:33] ---
    After all, I am a teacher.
[12:50] ---
    Hmm, we're not going to run out of food.
[12:55] ---
    Izumi, did you see any ice?
[12:57] ---
    Ice?
[12:58] ---
    Sure, why do you ask?
[13:00] ---
    Let's shave it up good!
[13:02] ---
    Shave it up good?
[13:07] ---
    How do you even know about this stuff?
[13:09] ---
    I saw it on TV!
[13:10] ---
    Um, you want the blue, the
    red, and the yellow, right?
[13:14] ---
    The traffic light special?!
[13:16] ---
    Here.
[13:17] ---
    Yay!
[13:20] ---
    Taito.
[13:23] ---
    Um, how do I look?
[13:26] ---
    Do you like it?
[13:28] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[13:31] ---
    It's really cute.
[13:33] ---
    Really?
[13:34] ---
    I'm glad.
[13:39] ---
    Brain freeze!
[13:43] ---
    Looks like everybody's settled in.
[13:45] ---
    Let's start training then.
[13:50] ---
    The purpose of this camp
[13:52] ---
    is to improve your combat capacity
    by a significant amount.
[13:56] ---
    Significant amount? How
    much are we talking about?
[13:59] ---
    Let's see...
[14:00] ---
    By next year, you should be strong
    enough to defeat a Gedgard.
[14:06] ---
    What's a Gedgard?
[14:09] ---
    A Gedgard...
[14:10] ---
    Also known as an ancient dragon.
[14:12] ---
    A primal wyrm.
[14:13] ---
    Ooh, sounds like something
    out of an RPG.
[14:17] ---
    It's not that simple.
[14:19] ---
    Primal wyrms are on a different level
    from your average demon or spirit.
[14:22] ---
    You might want to consider them gods.
[14:25] ---
    Gods?
[14:27] ---
    Why are you so scared?
[14:29] ---
    One of the student council's
    duties is to slay primal wyrms.
[14:32] ---
    Though it was only possible
[14:36] ---
    when I was the student
    council president.
[14:40] ---
    Do you mean to say that
    you can't handle it?
[14:45] ---
    It's too easy.
[14:46] ---
    See, there's that look again.
[14:49] ---
    You keep forgetting that you're
    just a weak brat who's got guts.
[14:54] ---
    That's the first problem
    you need to fix.
[14:57] ---
    Gekkou isn't weak!
[15:01] ---
    You're a diamond in the rough
[15:03] ---
    who has the potential to completely
    control the holy land.
[15:07] ---
    So we can't let you accidentally
    die because you're still weak.
[15:13] ---
    And I forgot to mention something.
[15:15] ---
    You'll all be tested at
    the end of this camp.
[15:20] ---
    If you don't pass the test,
[15:21] ---
    you won't be allowed to pass through
    the barrier around this place.
[15:26] ---
    Keep that in mind.
[15:28] ---
    No way! You're supposed to
    tell us before we start!
[15:32] ---
    Sorry, I have a bad memory.
[15:35] ---
    Does that mean I also have to
    pass a test before I can leave?
[15:40] ---
    Now that you're a member of the student
    council, that would be the requirement.
[15:44] ---
    But I'm an ordinary human.
[15:47] ---
    Don't worry.
[15:48] ---
    The military would prefer that
[15:51] ---
    you be stuck here forever.
[15:54] ---
    That's pretty selfish.
[15:56] ---
    Okay! Kurenai-kun, Mirai-chan,
    Himea-san, and Kurogane-kun!
[16:00] ---
    I'll be rooting for
    you, so hang in there!
[16:03] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[16:10] ---
    Ooh, that's a cool illusion!
[16:12] ---
    This will be a basic lesson, but
    you'll die if you aren't careful.
[16:17] ---
    Ah, please don't go in, Saito-san.
[16:21] ---
    Well, you're already
    strong enough, I'd say.
[16:24] ---
    But...
[16:25] ---
    Don't worry, Himea.
[16:27] ---
    Taito...
[16:28] ---
    I'll go give it a twirl.
[16:31] ---
    Let's go.
[16:51] ---
    This is...
[16:52] ---
    Huh, funny place.
[16:55] ---
    Stay on your guard.
[16:57] ---
    Welcome to my classroom.
[17:02] ---
    8 points.
[17:03] ---
    You're still slow to react.
[17:05] ---
    That was dirty... No warning?
[17:09] ---
    Ew, you really are immortal.
[17:13] ---
    Take cover, you idiot!
[17:17] ---
    And the president is quite the feminist.
[17:20] ---
    Are you serious about killing
    Aomi to keep her quiet?
[17:24] ---
    That was just a joke.
[17:27] ---
    I won't hurt Aomi-san.
[17:29] ---
    In return, she's required
    to watch your training.
[17:33] ---
    So I'm a spectator?
[17:35] ---
    Then I'll do just that.
[17:37] ---
    Good luck, everyone!
[17:39] ---
    Mirai, come!
[17:41] ---
    Wait, Gekkou!
[17:43] ---
    He's our enemy. Dispose of him.
[17:48] ---
    The curse is lifted!
[17:51] ---
    Time for a fully charged Andu-Mirai!
[17:55] ---
    Can I kill him?
[17:57] ---
    Go ahead! Finish him!
[17:58] ---
    Okay! Zap away!
[18:02] ---
    Take that!
[18:05] ---
    Did you get him?!
[18:10] ---
    Mirai!
[18:12] ---
    Kurenai-kun is weak to attacks in the
    third dimension that move up and down.
[18:17] ---
    And Spell Error is a defensive weapon
    that can only be used at close range.
[18:22] ---
    You use Andu-Mirai as a long-range
    weapon to nullify that weakness.
[18:26] ---
    Not bad for a little brat.
[18:29] ---
    Bastard...
[18:30] ---
    Unfortunately, you're both
    too weak at this point.
[18:34] ---
    Nonsense!
[18:36] ---
    Slow as molasses.
[18:41] ---
    Dammit...
[18:43] ---
    Well, that should be
    enough of a warm-up.
[18:49] ---
    Let's move onto the main event.
[18:56] ---
    Making yourself comfortable?
[18:58] ---
    A familiar is enough to
    handle Taito and the others?
[19:01] ---
    If I used my full strength, I'd kill
    them before they learned anything.
[19:07] ---
    You aren't human, are you?
[19:12] ---
    Does it really matter?
[19:15] ---
    Anyway, they should be returning soon.
[19:21] ---
    Dammit...
[19:23] ---
    Taito!
[19:25] ---
    I'm back...
[19:26] ---
    I'm so relieved!
[19:27] ---
    Don't worry. Humans are
    always improving.
[19:31] ---
    Eventually, humans will
    be able to kill gods.
[19:35] ---
    I'm sure you know what that means.
[19:49] ---
    Hey, this is good!
[19:51] ---
    There's plenty more left. My curry
    is the best recipe in my repertoire.
[19:58] ---
    Gekkou...
[20:09] ---
    Curry for breakfast?!
[20:11] ---
    Curry tastes great after
    you let it sit overnight.
[20:32] ---
    This can't be real...
[20:34] ---
    Are you seriously telling us to eat
    curry three meals a day every single day?
[20:38] ---
    That's weird.
[20:40] ---
    I was planning on making
    pork cutlets today.
[20:42] ---
    Curry isn't your best recipe, is
    it? It's the only one you know!
[20:46] ---
    I aced my home ec exam,
[20:49] ---
    but I have trouble
    applying that knowledge.
[20:50] ---
    I wasn't expecting this to happen.
[20:56] ---
    Yes, hello? Suzae-san?
[20:59] ---
    Sorry, I have a favor to ask.
[21:02] ---
    There!
[21:18] ---
    This is unusual. Mr. Kurosu
    is letting us take a break.
[21:23] ---
    Stay on your guard.
[21:24] ---
    That accursed Kurosu must
    be plotting something.
[21:28] ---
    Probably.
[21:30] ---
    Taito.
[21:31] ---
    Cold!
[21:34] ---
    Hey.
[21:35] ---
    There's a gorgeous cliff over there.
[21:37] ---
    Let's go see it together.
[21:38] ---
    A cliff?
[21:42] ---
    The two of us alone
    on a cliff sounds kinda...
[21:46] ---
    You don't want to see the cliff with me?
[21:49] ---
    Th-That's not it!
[21:52] ---
    Let's go together then!
[21:55] ---
    Taito?
[22:03] ---
    Haruka...?
[22:06] ---
    Taito, I'm here.
[22:10] ---
    Ha-Haruka...?
[22:13] ---
    Wh-Why...
[22:24] ---
    What about you, Taito?
    What are you doing here?
[22:29] ---
    I'm training, I guess...
[22:33] ---
    You call this training?
[24:11] ---
    Okay! Hello, everyone.
[24:13] ---
    I'm the only normal person in
    this student council of freaks.
[24:15] ---
    Aomi Izumi-chan, represent!
[24:19] ---
    Anyway, moving on.
[24:21] ---
    This is the season for ice cream.
[24:24] ---
    And so...
[24:27] ---
    My skirt is so short, I get a
    tummy ache when I eat ice cream!
[24:31] ---
    The end.
[24:32] ---
    Will my story continue next week?
[24:35] ---
    As if.
SIGN    Next Time: "Dark Rabbit on the Beach"
[24:36] ---
    Not that it really matters.