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7 - The Pop-Quizzing New Teacher

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SIGN    Student Council
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    I don't remember telling
    you to come here.
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    I have business with you.
SIGN    Kurenai Gekkou-dono, We have thrice requested that you immediately deliver a report on the witch Saitohimea and the victim Kurogane Taito. Any further disregard of orders will be considered an act of rebellion and the
    Miyasaka High School student council president, Kurenai Gekkou, will be taken into custody. We hope that you make a decision that is worthy of your position and fulfills your duty. You have three days to deliver the report.
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    I've been doing some thinking.
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    I don't want Himea to be sad anymore.
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    That's why I want enough
    power to protect her.
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    After all of your failures
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    and the trouble you've made
    for Saitohimea and myself,
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    you better make yourself useful,
    or else you're just scum.
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    You have a point...
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    So you wish to struggle
    like the trash you are?
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    You're a jerk, you know?
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    I'm merely stating the facts.
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    Really?
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    Yes.
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    Oh.
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    But you see...
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    I feel like struggling for a bit.
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    Well, you have an advantage with
    that durable body of yours.
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    Open.
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    Go meet with the lord inside.
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    If you pay the right price, he will
    grant pretty much any request.
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    It's that easy?
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    This is the fastest way
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    for scum to become strong.
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    Yeah, yeah, Mr. Genius.
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    Thanks awfully.
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    See ya.
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    Good-bye.
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    Try not to die.
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    y=x^2+2x+c
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    (-2≤x≤2)
SIGN    This part is important!!
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    Solve for the greatest possible value.
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    The student council is really busy.
SIGN    "The Pop-Quizzing New Teacher"
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    I wish class would be over sooner...
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    Next is gym!
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    I get to see Taito!
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    Time to leave my special seat!
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    Gekkou said something
    about paying a price...
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    What am I supposed to give up?
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    Money? I don't have any.
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    What is your wish?
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    Are you the lord of this place?
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    I am Edelka.
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    The one who controls
    the scales of desire.
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    The one who determines
    the value of a wish.
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    Hear me out, Edelka!
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    I came here for power!
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    What do you want me to draw?
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    Whatever you want.
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    So I can draw Bu-chan-man?
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    Don't ask me.
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    Regarding the report...
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    Any further disregard
    of orders will be...
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    I don't want Himea to be sad anymore.
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    That's why I want enough
    power to protect her.
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    The question is whether he is
    capable of wielding that power.
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    I will grant you whatever
    power you seek.
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    Really?
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    In return, I will extract
    whatever price I deem suitable.
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    Price...
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    Perhaps I should take part of your body.
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    Or a precious memory... Your
    hopes and dreams will also do.
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    Last time, I took from a greedy king
    the lives of all of his subjects.
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    Now, join me in the ring of death!
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    Me?
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    Oh, my. Are you a vampire?
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    What a stupendous guest.
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    Are you the lord of this place?
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    What is your wish?
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    I want you to bring Taito back to life.
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    A human? It will cost you.
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    The life of a mere human still
    demands a high price to restore.
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    I know.
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    No hesitation at all.
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    Is his life so important?
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    Uh-huh.
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    He's very important.
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    I'll pay any price you ask.
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    I see. Very well.
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    Then I shall restore
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    that human's life.
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    Thank you.
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    Himea!
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    No!
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    Himea!
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    Taito isn't here...
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    Himea!
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    So I really did die...
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    And Himea paid a price to save me...
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    Yes, her magic was magnificent.
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    She offered me most of her magic
    to save the life of a puny human.
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    Such a stupid vampire.
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    What? Watch your mouth!
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    Himea isn't stupid!
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    Really?
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    Yeah!
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    Prove it to me then.
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    Offer me all you have. Tell me
    that you wish to protect her.
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    I will extract the appropriate price.
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    I want enough power to protect Himea!
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    I will grant that wish.
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    But I want to protect
    her with my own power.
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    So I refuse to beg for more power!
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    That was the approach
    I took with karate!
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    I have no problem with having
    to work hard to become stronger!
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    That's my wish!
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    How boring.
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    If you assumed that the price for
    that wish wouldn't be as steep,
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    you are mistaken.
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    I will take what is important to you
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    and place it on one side of the
    scale in the ring of death.
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    So I can find something of equal value.
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    Wh-What?!
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    I have given you information
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    that will be useful and information
    that will be useless.
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    You enjoy hard work, yes?
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    Search long and hard then.
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    That's...
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    Yes, the price you paid for that wish.
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    What did I lose?
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    See for yourself.
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    That you have lost
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    something very important...
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    Something very important...
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    Himea!
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    Return to your original world.
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    Ah, Hime-chan.
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    Where's Taito?
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    The immortal guy went out.
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    Does your mouth exist to reveal information
    that's supposed to remain hidden?
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    Just kidding! He didn't go to see
    Edelka or anything like that.
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    You're a hopeless idiot.
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    Edelka?!
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    That means he knows...
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    You couldn't hide it from him forever.
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    But...
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    Ow...
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    I think I broke something...
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    Himea!
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    Taito!
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    Himea... I'm glad to see you...
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    Any luck?
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    Yeah, I guess...
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    I suppose you'll be more useful now.
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    No, a slave that's leveled
    up is still a slave.
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    What was that?!
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    Taito...
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    It's good to know that you're okay.
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    You're the one I'm worried about.
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    I'm fine.
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    She took something from me, but
    nothing's wrong or anything.
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    I guess it worked out in the end...
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    If you were to die again,
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    I don't know what I would do...
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    Don't push yourself too
    hard for my sake...
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    You did the same thing when
    you asked Edelka to help me.
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    I know why I'm still alive now.
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    You had to bail me out again.
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    Don't say that...
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    Remember?
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    I said that I wanted to become
    strong enough to protect you.
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    That's why I went to see Edelka.
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    You try to do everything yourself.
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    Taito...
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    From now on, let me share that burden.
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    But...
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    If we work together, it
    won't be as difficult.
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    I know we can do this.
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    Taito...
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    Okay, then. Let's go on a treasure hunt.
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    Treasure hunt?
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    To find what I'm going
    to need to protect you.
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    I'm coming with you!
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    Taito, you're the one who said
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    that it won't be as difficult
    if we work together.
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    So the search will go
    faster if I come with you.
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    That's true. Let's go, Himea.
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    Uh-huh!
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    Area scan complete.
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    Linking to locations
    which fit the criteria.
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    Can't we use Gekkou's holy land?
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    We can try,
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    but the lord can be demanding at times.
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    And I wouldn't be surprised
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    if the place was booby-trapped,
    given his nasty personality.
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    They might even be lethal.
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    Huh?
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    There's nothing here.
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    Come on. A navigational error already?
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    Rain?
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    Damn, this one's wrong.
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    Area scan complete.
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    Saved...
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    This won't be easy.
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    Area scan complete.
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    Alto!
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    Thanks!
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    I took notes for you.
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    Thanks!
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    Man, childhood friends are the best.
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    This is good!
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    Really? I'm happy to hear that.
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    Huh? But I have a feeling that I
    usually didn't eat Haruka's lunches...
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    You can slow down.
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    I'm starving since I've been
    on the move all morning.
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    The student council must be busy.
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    When will Kurogane-kun introduce me?
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    Afternoon classes have started.
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    What's wrong?
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    Oh, I'm feeling a little
    under the weather...
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    In that case, shouldn't you
    be in the nurse's office?
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    You have a point...
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    Huh? Shouldn't you be in class, Teach?
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    I get it. You're already
    sick of the place.
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    Since this school's so strange.
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    Strange?
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    The other day, there was a
    student running around on fire.
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    But there wasn't a scratch on him.
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    Is that what passes for a
    ghost story at this school?
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    Not exactly...
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    You have a wonderful imagination.
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    Let me know when you have
    another story to tell me.
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    That's right! Teach, did you recommend
    me to the student council?
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    Yes, I'll take care of it.
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    Did Kurogane Taito die?
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    He should be fine since
    Hime-chan's with him.
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    I wonder what they'll find.
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    The Sword of Uriel? The Rage
    of the Ancients spell?
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    Perun the Lightning Familiar?
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    A slave is meant to be
    armed with a cypress rod.
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    We're back!
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    Oh, now this brings back memories.
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    Who are you, old guy?
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    Ah, I apologize for letting myself in
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    while you were gone.
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    I am the new English teacher.
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    My name is Kurosu Firiel Yuuichi.
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    And I'm not that old.
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    Nice to meet ya!
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    A new teacher?
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    You don't know who I am?
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    Your work with the student
    council is important,
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    but you should stay up-to-date with
    what's going on in this school,
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    Mr. President.
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    If you want to be
    treated like a teacher,
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    you should lose those ludicrous threads.
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    You don't like suits?
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    But you'll have to wear them one day.
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    All grown-ups wear them.
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    Who sent you?
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    You're quick.
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    I'm an administrator who was
    sent by the military brass.
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    Let's narrow down the criteria
    before we run the next scan.
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    Resource error.
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    Overload has caused a meltdown
    in the caster's brain.
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    Taito?!
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    Your brain wasn't able to process
    the incredible amount of data.
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    And my brain had a meltdown as a result?
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    Man, Edelka should have
    warned me about this.
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    If I didn't have the power to
    come back to life, I'd be dead.
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    And I keep dying every
    time we follow a lead.
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    But it was worth the effort. Since
    we found that crazy monster.
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    Vishob Eleranka.
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    You know that thing?
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    This is where...
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    A cage?
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    I remember now...
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    Huh?
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    Vishob Eleranka was sealed
    away in the Blance Labyrinth.
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    What?! So we're inside its prison?!
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    It was locked up for the crime
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    of destroying seven Alga
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    when it was still the
    familiar of Fenolz.
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    Sounds promising!
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    I'll make it mine!
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    Some fools have wandered into my prison.
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    I will consume your bodies.
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    Nonsense!
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    I'll grab you by the neck and
    collar you into a contract!
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    You are but a mere human!
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    What?! Sa-Saitohimea?!
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    A cat?
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    It's dead?
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    See? I warned n-you.
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    That's one death.
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    Are n-you immortal?!
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    Yep.
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    Interesting.
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    You're pretty interesting yourself.
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    N-You think?
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    Contract made.
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    I'll give you three liters
    of my blood every day.
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    Hmm, guess I don't really have a choice.
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    I'll serve n-you.
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    Isn't that great, Taito?
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    We'll be counting on your help.
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    Y-Yes, ma'am!
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    How come you're so nice to her?
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    She is one of the ancient magicians.
    The vampire Saitohimea-sama.
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    N-You're just a human.
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    You're like the dirt on her shoes.
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    I agreed to a contract with
    n-you because that was her wish.
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    Hey...
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    You look like a normal cat to me.
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    Do you really have any power?
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    I simply channel magic
    energy to my master.
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    It doesn't matter how I look.
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    Is that how it works?
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    Bye.
[21:10] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[21:13] ---
    I will appear whenever
    n-you need to use my power.
[21:17] ---
    Heh, is that how it works?
[21:19] ---
    That's how it works.
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    See ya, Vishob Eleranka.
[21:26] ---
    That's a really long name.
[21:29] ---
    Okay! I'll call it Meowka!
[21:32] ---
    That's not my name!
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    It's a pleasure to be
    working with you, Meowka.
[21:37] ---
    Yes, ma'am! The pleasure is all mine!
[21:42] ---
    Wh-What's so funny?!
[21:45] ---
    Stop that, human! N-You
    don't get to laugh!
SIGN    Student Council
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    The military has repeatedly
    asked that you write a report
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    on the Seraphim incident that
    transpired a few days ago.
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    You should follow orders.
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    Damage was kept to a minimum
    because of my presence.
[22:06] ---
    You incompetents should
    stay out of my affairs.
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    Incompetents, you say?
[22:18] ---
    And you're dead.
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    Damn!
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    No way!
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    That won't work against me.
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    Hey, Taito.
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    It's so hot during summer,
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    so why do humans go to the
    beach where it's even hotter?
[24:16] ---
    That's because you can have
    a lot of fun at the beach.
[24:20] ---
    Any examples?
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    Swimsuits...
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    Watermelon splitting and fireworks.
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    And swimsuits!
[24:25] ---
    Taito, you must really like swimsuits.
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    Well, I am a man.
[24:29] ---
    Then, then... Um... Would you
    be happy if I wore a swimsuit?
[24:34] ---
    Huh? Uh...
SIGN    Next Time "The Student Council of Remedial Students"
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    Okay! I'll use my magic to change!
[24:37] ---
    Wait! Himea?!
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