E8 - Let's Kyuru Kyurun!

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[00:01] Gu
    An overnight stay at a luxury hotel?
[00:04] Gu
    I won it from a raffle in the shopping district,
    but I have to look after the store.
[00:08] Gu
    You girls can have it.
[00:10] Gu
    Really?!
[00:12] Gu
    If you're busy at the store, I can...
[00:14] Gu
    Not to brag, but has this store ever
    been so busy that I needed a helper?
[00:21] Gu
    Greatest Hotel YTG
    Special Overnight Stay Invitation
[00:22] Gu
    Greatest Hotel YTG?
[00:24] Gu
    That's a 3-star hotel!
[00:26] Gu
    And you get full access to the place,
[00:28] Gu
    along with as much food as you want
    from any restaurant on the grounds!
[00:32] Gu
    And there's a pool!
    Let's take our swimsuits!
[00:35] Gu
    Have fun.
[00:39] Gu
    What did you draw?
[00:41] Gu
    I smell trouble...
[00:43] Gu
    Well, sometimes it's right
    and sometimes it isn't.
[00:46] Gu
    Don't worry about it.
[00:48] Gu
    We are gonna worry!
[00:52] Gu
    This is the place, right?
[00:53] Gu
    C-Can we really stay here?
[00:56] Gu
    Welcome to Greatest Hotel YTG.
[01:01] Gu
    Mucchan?
[01:02] Gu
    What are you doing here?
[01:05] Gu
    And who's "Mucchan"?
[01:07] Gu
    What are you doing here, Mucchan?
[01:10] Gu
    Oh, do you work here?
[01:11] Gu
    No!
[01:12] Gu
    The Yotogi Group owns this hotel!
[01:16] Gu
    'Scuse me, coming through!
[01:19] Gu
    We're Card Jockey, and we're here for
    the DJ event at the poolside booth!
[01:28] Gu
    Holding an academic conference
    here is a waste of time and money.
[01:33] Gu
    This is the task given to those
    chosen by God, Professor.
[01:36] Gu
    I want to get this over with
    and do some Diva battles.
[01:39] ---
    Huh?
[01:40] ---
    Huh?
[01:44] ---
    What?!
[03:17] Gu
    Here I go!
[03:18] Gu
    Wish in!
[03:22] Gu
    Hirana, don't jump in the pool!
[03:24] Gu
    Come on, you two! Get in here!
[03:36] Background
    Hey, wait!
[03:43] Gu
    I'm glad you seem to be having fun.
[03:45] Gu
    Mucchan!
[03:47] Gu
    Again, who is Mucchan?
[03:48] Gu
    Sheesh...
[03:50] Gu
    I wanted to have a meeting to
    discuss our battle tonight,
[03:53] Gu
    but not only are you here,
[03:55] ---
    Card Junkie and Universe's
    Banging are here, too.
[03:59] Gu
    Those names are wrong...
[04:01] Gu
    Who's your battle tonight with?
[04:03] Gu
    I think it was Kyoro Kyoro, or Guru Guru...
[04:06] Gu
    They had some weird name.
[04:08] Gu
    Kyoro Kyoro?
[04:09] ---
    Guru Guru?
[04:11] Gu
    Were there teams with those names?
[04:12] Gu
    Well, we've got our plan all set.
[04:15] Gu
    They're no match for Diagram.
[04:18] Gu
    I'm jealous! You get to have a
    meeting at a nice hotel like this.
[04:22] Gu
    It really is that amazing!
[04:24] Gu
    Our room was incredible, too.
[04:26] ---
    Yeah!
[04:27] Gu
    I've never seen anything like it!
[04:29] Gu
    It's spacious!
[04:30] Gu
    It's gigantic!
[04:31] Gu
    It's high up!
[04:33] Gu
    Is it really okay for us to
    stay in a nice room like that?
[04:36] Gu
    Of course.
[04:38] Gu
    During the Diva battles, we're rivals,
[04:40] Gu
    but right now, you're
    valued guests at this hotel.
[04:43] Gu
    Please relax and enjoy yourselves.
[04:46] Gu
    Yay!
[04:47] Gu
    Thanks, Mucchan!
[04:51] Gu
    Hey! Hirana-san!
[04:58] Gu
    Now you've done it!
[05:00] Gu
    I didn't mean to!
[05:01] Gu
    Hold it!
[05:03] Gu
    Muzica-san! Your float!
[05:17] Gu
    Want to join us for drinks?
[05:20] Gu
    Run! Run!
[05:22] Gu
    I'll get you!
[05:25] Gu
    Wait, you two!
[05:27] Gu
    You seem to be doing well
    with the Diva battles.
[05:29] Gu
    Uh... Yeah. So are you.
[05:33] Gu
    You've been watching Diagram's battles, huh?
[05:37] Gu
    I'm grateful to both of you.
[05:41] Gu
    After what happened, I realized how
    much I really love the Diva battles.
[05:52] Gu
    You need opponents and teammates
    to fight a Diva battle, you know.
[05:57] Gu
    Madoka...
[06:04] Gu
    Cut it out!
[06:06] Gu
    They both have so much energy...
[06:10] Gu
    They have so much more impact in person.
[06:14] Gu
    My magic eye tells me that she's a G-cup
    with a band size of 90 centimeters.
[06:19] Gu
    H-How could you tell?
[06:21] Gu
    Looks like you were right.
[06:23] Gu
    My magic eye sees everything.
[06:25] Gu
    And your other sizes are...
[06:27] Gu
    Please stop!
[06:34] Gu
    I thought "Doctor" was just your nickname.
[06:36] Gu
    But you're actually a doctor, huh?
[06:38] Gu
    It's just a title.
[06:40] Gu
    You skipped several grades to get
    into college and earn a doctorate.
[06:43] Gu
    It's more than just a title.
[06:45] Gu
    But it's true.
[06:47] Gu
    It doesn't help me at all in Diva battles.
[06:52] Gu
    You really do like WIXOSS, huh?
[06:55] Gu
    It's what we're researching, too.
[06:58] Gu
    Researching?
[07:00] Gu
    Do you think miracles exist in WIXOSS?
[07:05] Gu
    I do. Miraculous turnarounds and stuff.
[07:09] Gu
    I see. Okay, next question.
[07:12] ---
    How many cards are in a WIXOSS deck?
[07:15] Gu
    Forty.
[07:16] Gu
    Yes. And the player can rearrange
    those forty cards as they please.
[07:21] Gu
    In other words, we already know forty
    possible futures before we begin.
[07:27] Gu
    There are no coincidences in WIXOSS.
[07:29] Gu
    Everything is inevitable.
[07:31] Gu
    In other words, no miracles are possible.
[07:34] Gu
    Yeah... I suppose you're right.
[07:37] Gu
    But...
[07:38] Gu
    They're impossible. That's why it's fun.
[07:42] Gu
    If a phenomenon that absolutely
    cannot occur is a miracle,
[07:46] Gu
    then a single coincidence that overcomes
    that "absolute" is a miracle.
[07:51] Gu
    And that's what we want to
    see in the Diva battles.
[07:55] Gu
    I don't understand all that...
[07:58] Gu
    But I believe miracles are real!
[08:04] Gu
    I win!
[08:07] Gu
    I lost...
[08:10] Gu
    You'll never beat me in a thousand years!
[08:13] Gu
    Why were we racing again?
[08:15] Gu
    Come to think of it...
[08:17] Gu
    My turn next! Jump!
[08:24] Gu
    No jumping into the pool!
[08:27] Gu
    Sorry, sorry.
[08:28] Gu
    Nya-chan, you can play later.
[08:31] Gu
    Let's get set up.
[08:32] Gu
    But I never get to go to a pool.
[08:36] Gu
    You go to school, plus you're models and DJs,
    and you take part in Diva battles, too.
[08:41] Gu
    You're all amazing.
[08:43] Gu
    We're not that amazing.
[08:45] Gu
    We're just working toward our
    dreams and doing what we want.
[08:49] Gu
    Dreams?
[08:53] Gu
    We are Card Jockey!
[08:55] Gu
    Let's heat up the poolside!
[09:13] Gu
    That's Bang-chan!
[09:15] Gu
    Hello, Asu-san.
[09:17] Gu
    We're trying to teach Bang DJ play.
[09:21] Gu
    I'm gathering data here.
[09:24] Gu
    Let's have some more fun!
[09:50] Gu
    This is a surprising side of you.
[09:52] Gu
    Even you worry about your figure, huh?
[09:55] Gu
    N-No!
[09:56] Gu
    I'm not concerned about
    the size of my breasts!
[09:59] Gu
    So, Nya-chan, what was that
    dream you were talking about?
[10:04] Gu
    I want to be number one,
    both in the club and in WIXOSS Land.
[10:08] Gu
    I want to be the top Diva,
    just like Deus Ex Machina.
[10:12] Gu
    Deus Ex Machina?!
[10:14] Gu
    The absolute top of the Diva Rankings...
[10:18] Gu
    The best Divas currently playing,
    who are said to be closest to Eternal Girl.
[10:22] Gu
    Card Jockey started doing Diva battles
    after our current agency scouted us.
[10:28] Gu
    But when we first saw Deus Ex
    Machina, we were blown away.
[10:32] Gu
    We realized that as good as we are,
    there are others even better than us.
[10:36] Gu
    We were no match for them in terms
    of our battles or performance.
[10:39] Gu
    But we didn't want to give up on
    our dream of being number one.
[10:42] Gu
    So we decided to make them our goal!
[10:46] Gu
    We're not ready yet,
[10:47] ---
    but we'll reach out our hands
    and catch up to them someday—
[10:51] Gu
    the girls at the top!
[10:53] Gu
    Phrases I want to share,
    dreams I want to make come true,
[10:56] Gu
    streams I want to make blow up!
[10:58] Gu
    That's right!
[10:59] Gu
    We're still class C, but we're gonna rise up!
[11:02] Gu
    And our goal is the top, too!
[11:05] Gu
    Sorry, but Diagram will be number one!
[11:10] Gu
    Doctor, shouldn't we say something?
[11:13] Gu
    I can't take this much heat...
[11:16] Gu
    Not from hearts or baths...
[11:20] Gu
    Doctor!
[11:24] Gu
    Doctor, get a hold of yourself!
[11:24] Gu
    Hot spring boiled eggs...
[11:26] Gu
    Madoka-san, Sanga-san,
    we have a battle coming up.
[11:30] Gu
    Are you ready?
[11:32] Gu
    Yup.
[11:32] Gu
    What's their name again?
[11:34] Gu
    Kyoro Kyoro?
[11:35] ---
    Guru Guru?
[11:36] Gu
    Kyuru Kyurun.
[11:37] Gu
    Yes, that's it!
[11:38] Gu
    Oh, them?
[11:41] Gu
    You guys held a meeting
    just to fight those guys?
[11:44] Gu
    Waste of time? Waste. Waste.
    Waste. Waste. Useless.
[11:47] Gu
    It doesn't matter who they are.
[11:48] ---
    It's impolite to not give them our all.
[11:50] Gu
    Yeah, but...
[11:52] Gu
    Huh?
[11:54] Gu
    It's empty?
[11:56] Gu
    Gone! Gone! They're gone!
[11:58] Gu
    My clothes! My panties!
[12:00] Gu
    My bra, too!
[12:01] Gu
    Mine, too!
[12:02] Gu
    And mine!
[12:03] Gu
    What's going on?
[12:04] Gu
    Were they stolen?
[12:05] Gu
    No way! Th-That couldn't happen
    at our Greatest Hotel YTG.
[12:10] Gu
    Muzica, look.
[12:12] Gu
    We need to talk!
    We're waiting for you
    in WIXOSS Land!
    -Kyuru Kyurun
[12:12] Gu
    We're waiting for you in
    WIXOSS Land! Kyuru Kyurun.
[12:16] ---
    What?!
[12:28] ---
    Welcome, everyone!
[12:30] ---
    Aren't you cold without your clothes?
[12:33] ---
    We have clothes! We put on other clothes!
[12:36] ---
    Do you know what you've done?
[12:39] ---
    This is a crime.
[12:41] ---
    Don't get so mad!
[12:43] ---
    But, but...
[12:45] ---
    It can't be a very safe hotel
    if it's got underwear thieves!
[12:50] ---
    If the rumor went around,
    you might lose your three stars!
[12:54] ---
    H-Hold on!
[12:56] ---
    Is that how you talk when you
    want a favor from someone?
[13:01] ---
    P-Please wait a moment.
[13:06] ---
    Good girl.
[13:08] ---
    What are you after?
[13:09] ---
    You're not underwear collectors, are you?
[13:12] ---
    It's simple.
[13:13] ---
    Would you throw tonight's match for us?
[13:17] ---
    If we lose another battle,
    we're dropping to class D.
[13:21] ---
    That's so dirty!
[13:23] ---
    You sure you want to say that?
[13:26] ---
    Where did you take these?!
[13:28] ---
    You know what to do if you
    don't want these to get out.
[13:32] ---
    Theft, blackmail, and
    non-consensual photography?
[13:35] ---
    You're totally criminals.
[13:37] ---
    So while we're at it, here's an idea.
[13:40] ---
    Why don't we fight tonight's battle as
    Kyuru Kyurun versus your three teams together?
[13:47] ---
    All three together?
[13:48] ---
    Yes! If we win, we'll get the points
    from beating all three of you!
[13:56] ---
    It'd take too long to fight
    three separate battles.
[13:59] ---
    You want your panties back, don't you?
[14:02] ---
    They're dumb, but clever!
[14:04] ---
    Disgusting!
[14:06] ---
    Muzica...
[14:11] ---
    Who'd have thought we'd find
    them at our part-time job?
[14:15] ---
    We have good karma!
[14:17] ---
    Maybe.
[14:19] ---
    Who else would've thought of getting
    points from all three of them at once?
[14:25] ---
    Mikomiko is a genius!
[14:27] ---
    Aw, c'mon, guys. Praise me more.
[14:30] ---
    If we take these photos,
    they'll have to do what we say.
[14:33] ---
    I'm a genius!
[14:35] ---
    Wow, she wears flashy underwear.
[14:38] ---
    Huge!
[14:39] ---
    Well, let's go, then.
[14:41] ---
    Even if our victory is already assured.
[14:43] ---
    Wish in!
[14:47] ---
    Today's big match in class C
    is Kyuru Kyurun versus...
[14:52] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Um... It's going to be a special
    multi-team battle, right?
[15:00] ---
    Yes.
[15:01] ---
    Special rules are allowed
    if both teams agree.
[15:05] ---
    If Kyuru Kyurun wins today,
    they get triple points,
[15:10] ---
    and if your joint team wins,
    you get only one third of the points.
[15:15] ---
    You're really sure about this?
[15:18] ---
    It's okay.
[15:20] ---
    It doesn't seem worth it...
[15:22] ---
    Why did you decide to do this battle?
[15:26] ---
    Come on, tell the truth.
[15:29] ---
    Just like the script.
[15:32] ---
    K-Kyuru Kyurun is too strong!
[15:35] ---
    We can't beat them on our own, so we
    begged them to let us do this instead!
[15:39] ---
    We're grateful to Kyuru Kyurun
    for their kindness!
[15:43] ---
    Thank you, Kyuru Kyurun-sama!
[15:45] ---
    Aw, stop! We just did what
    any truly strong team would do.
[15:50] ---
    Good luck, all of you!
[15:54] ---
    I see!
[15:56] ---
    Everyone was actually pretty
    scared of Kyuru Kyurun, huh?
[15:59] ---
    I thought they were losers.
[16:01] ---
    Now, let the battle begin!
[16:04] ---
    Open!
[16:10] ---
    The battle started!
[16:12] ---
    We need to find Mikomiko and her group now!
[16:15] ---
    Our turn! I play KH and Romeo and... um...
[16:21] ---
    Turn end!
[16:23] ---
    The joint team isn't attacking!
[16:26] ---
    They're making a very cautious start.
[16:29] ---
    Now it's our turn!
[16:31] ---
    Play Water Clock and Neon Tetra!
[16:34] ---
    Kyurun!
[16:36] ---
    Nya-chan, use Servant Sharp!
[16:38] ---
    We can't guard.
[16:46] ---
    You can try a little harder...
[16:49] ---
    or they'll see you're trying to lose.
[16:53] ---
    This is humiliating.
[16:54] ---
    Rei-chan, please...
[16:57] ---
    Do something!
[16:59] ---
    There! Look!
[17:02] ---
    They're leaving the hotel!
[17:05] ---
    It doesn't show where they went next.
[17:08] ---
    We won't be able to track them!
[17:11] ---
    Grow!
[17:21] ---
    I can't take this anymore!
[17:23] ---
    Hirana-san, go!
[17:25] ---
    Okay!
[17:27] ---
    Attack!
[17:34] ---
    Now you've done it!
[17:35] ---
    You want those photos to get out?
[17:42] ---
    That's right. Good girls.
[17:45] ---
    Kyuru Kyurun will be the ones to win today!
[17:49] ---
    Grow!
[17:51] ---
    I play two Gan Nings and attack!
[17:55] ---
    Strike!
[17:58] ---
    What do we do?
[17:59] ---
    They'll really lose at this rate!
[18:03] ---
    Looks like you ran into
    some trouble while I was out.
[18:08] ---
    Tama-chan!
[18:09] ---
    We saw them leaving the hotel,
    but we don't know where they went.
[18:14] ---
    Okay, let's check the local security cameras.
[18:18] ---
    Nova, lend me Bang.
[18:20] ---
    I can't!
[18:21] ---
    Why not?
[18:22] ---
    The tablet containing her was
    stolen along with our underwear.
[18:28] ---
    Which means Bang is with them, right?
[18:36] ---
    Our turn!
[18:38] ---
    I think it's time to finish this.
[18:41] ---
    If we keep bullying them too much,
    people will get suspicious.
[18:45] ---
    Let's launch our final attack together!
[18:48] ---
    Okay!
[18:49] ---
    Let's...
[18:50] ---
    Kyuru Kyurun!
[18:52] ---
    I don't want to lose like this!
[18:54] ---
    I'll never forgive you for this.
[18:56] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[19:02] ---
    Huh?
[19:03] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[19:05] ---
    Calm down!
[19:13] ---
    T-Turn end.
[19:16] ---
    Huh?
[19:17] ---
    What happened to Kyuru Kyurun?
[19:19] ---
    They ended their turn in
    the face of certain victory!
[19:22] ---
    Have they gone mad?
[19:26] ---
    Everyone!
[19:30] ---
    It's okay now!
[19:32] ---
    Go get 'em!
[19:34] ---
    Right!
[19:40] ---
    Now, what shall we do?
[19:42] ---
    I think we need to pay them back in full.
[19:46] ---
    W-Wait! Forgive us!
[19:48] ---
    Is that how you talk when you
    want a favor from someone?
[19:52] ---
    Nyah!
[19:54] ---
    Wait!
[19:56] ---
    If we lose here, we're dropping to class D!
[19:59] ---
    Forgive us!
[20:02] ---
    No way!
[20:05] ---
    Activating piece!
[20:07] ---
    I draw and play two cards,
[20:09] ---
    banishing your SIGNI!
[20:17] ---
    Here we go, everyone!
[20:18] ---
    Rhapsody Party!
[20:26] ---
    Kyuru Kyurun...
[20:30] ---
    There it is!
[20:32] ---
    The joint team defeated Kyuru Kyurun!
[20:51] ---
    You didn't think it was over, did you?
[20:57] ---
    Kyuru Kyurun Demoted to Class D, Goes into Comedy?
[20:57] ---
    So Kyuru Kyurun was demoted to class D.
[21:01] ---
    Word has it they're going into comedy now!
[21:04] ---
    We wish them the best.
[21:06] ---
    A lot happened, but it was fun.
[21:09] ---
    Yeah.
[21:10] ---
    We got closer to the other teams, too.
[21:13] ---
    Right, Hirana-chan?
[21:15] ---
    Don't wear my panties on your head...
[21:21] ---
    Now, our top battle for the day is
    between the top teams in class A!
[21:26] ---
    Standing in the way of Hi Live Code
    is, of course, this team...
[21:30] ---
    The absolute queens! Deus Ex Machina!
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