# E8 - Let's Kyuru Kyurun!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZ8X8/lets-kyuru-kyurun)
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**[00:01] Gu**
An overnight stay at a luxury hotel?
**[00:04] Gu**
I won it from a raffle in the shopping district,
but I have to look after the store.
**[00:08] Gu**
You girls can have it.
**[00:10] Gu**
Really?!
**[00:12] Gu**
If you're busy at the store, I can...
**[00:14] Gu**
Not to brag, but has this store ever
been so busy that I needed a helper?
**[00:21] Gu**
Greatest Hotel YTG
Special Overnight Stay Invitation
**[00:22] Gu**
Greatest Hotel YTG?
**[00:24] Gu**
That's a 3-star hotel!
**[00:26] Gu**
And you get full access to the place,
**[00:28] Gu**
along with as much food as you want
from any restaurant on the grounds!
**[00:32] Gu**
And there's a pool!
Let's take our swimsuits!
**[00:35] Gu**
Have fun.
**[00:39] Gu**
What did you draw?
**[00:41] Gu**
I smell trouble...
**[00:43] Gu**
Well, sometimes it's right
and sometimes it isn't.
**[00:46] Gu**
Don't worry about it.
**[00:48] Gu**
We *are* gonna worry!
**[00:52] Gu**
This is the place, right?
**[00:53] Gu**
C-Can we really stay here?
**[00:56] Gu**
Welcome to Greatest Hotel YTG.
**[01:01] Gu**
Mucchan?
**[01:02] Gu**
What are you doing here?
**[01:05] Gu**
And who's "Mucchan"?
**[01:07] Gu**
What are *you* doing here, Mucchan?
**[01:10] Gu**
Oh, do you work here?
**[01:11] Gu**
No!
**[01:12] Gu**
The Yotogi Group owns this hotel!
**[01:16] Gu**
'Scuse me, coming through!
**[01:19] Gu**
We're Card Jockey, and we're here for
the DJ event at the poolside booth!
**[01:28] Gu**
Holding an academic conference
here is a waste of time and money.
**[01:33] Gu**
This is the task given to those
chosen by God, Professor.
**[01:36] Gu**
I want to get this over with
and do some Diva battles.
**[01:39] ---**
Huh?
**[01:40] ---**
Huh?
**[01:44] ---**
What?!
**[03:17] Gu**
Here I go!
**[03:18] Gu**
Wish in!
**[03:22] Gu**
Hirana, don't jump in the pool!
**[03:24] Gu**
Come on, you two! Get in here!
**[03:36] Background**
Hey, wait!
**[03:43] Gu**
I'm glad you seem to be having fun.
**[03:45] Gu**
Mucchan!
**[03:47] Gu**
Again, who is Mucchan?
**[03:48] Gu**
Sheesh...
**[03:50] Gu**
I wanted to have a meeting to
discuss our battle tonight,
**[03:53] Gu**
but not only are you here,
**[03:55] ---**
Card Junkie and Universe's
Banging are here, too.
**[03:59] Gu**
Those names are wrong...
**[04:01] Gu**
Who's your battle tonight with?
**[04:03] Gu**
I think it was Kyoro Kyoro, or Guru Guru...
**[04:06] Gu**
They had some weird name.
**[04:08] Gu**
Kyoro Kyoro?
**[04:09] ---**
Guru Guru?
**[04:11] Gu**
Were there teams with those names?
**[04:12] Gu**
Well, we've got our plan all set.
**[04:15] Gu**
They're no match for Diagram.
**[04:18] Gu**
I'm jealous! You get to have a
meeting at a nice hotel like this.
**[04:22] Gu**
It really is that amazing!
**[04:24] Gu**
Our room was incredible, too.
**[04:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:27] Gu**
I've never seen anything like it!
**[04:29] Gu**
It's spacious!
**[04:30] Gu**
It's gigantic!
**[04:31] Gu**
It's high up!
**[04:33] Gu**
Is it really okay for us to
stay in a nice room like that?
**[04:36] Gu**
Of course.
**[04:38] Gu**
During the Diva battles, we're rivals,
**[04:40] Gu**
but right now, you're
valued guests at this hotel.
**[04:43] Gu**
Please relax and enjoy yourselves.
**[04:46] Gu**
Yay!
**[04:47] Gu**
Thanks, Mucchan!
**[04:51] Gu**
Hey! Hirana-san!
**[04:58] Gu**
Now you've done it!
**[05:00] Gu**
I didn't mean to!
**[05:01] Gu**
Hold it!
**[05:03] Gu**
Muzica-san! Your float!
**[05:17] Gu**
Want to join us for drinks?
**[05:20] Gu**
Run! Run!
**[05:22] Gu**
I'll get you!
**[05:25] Gu**
Wait, you two!
**[05:27] Gu**
You seem to be doing well
with the Diva battles.
**[05:29] Gu**
Uh... Yeah. So are you.
**[05:33] Gu**
You've been watching Diagram's battles, huh?
**[05:37] Gu**
I'm grateful to both of you.
**[05:41] Gu**
After what happened, I realized how
much I really love the Diva battles.
**[05:52] Gu**
You need opponents and teammates
to fight a Diva battle, you know.
**[05:57] Gu**
Madoka...
**[06:04] Gu**
Cut it out!
**[06:06] Gu**
They both have so much energy...
**[06:10] Gu**
They have so much more impact in person.
**[06:14] Gu**
My magic eye tells me that she's a G-cup
with a band size of 90 centimeters.
**[06:19] Gu**
H-How could you tell?
**[06:21] Gu**
Looks like you were right.
**[06:23] Gu**
My magic eye sees everything.
**[06:25] Gu**
And your other sizes are...
**[06:27] Gu**
Please stop!
**[06:34] Gu**
I thought "Doctor" was just your nickname.
**[06:36] Gu**
But you're actually a doctor, huh?
**[06:38] Gu**
It's just a title.
**[06:40] Gu**
You skipped several grades to get
into college and earn a doctorate.
**[06:43] Gu**
It's more than just a title.
**[06:45] Gu**
But it's true.
**[06:47] Gu**
It doesn't help me at all in Diva battles.
**[06:52] Gu**
You really do like WIXOSS, huh?
**[06:55] Gu**
It's what we're researching, too.
**[06:58] Gu**
Researching?
**[07:00] Gu**
Do you think miracles exist in WIXOSS?
**[07:05] Gu**
I do. Miraculous turnarounds and stuff.
**[07:09] Gu**
I see. Okay, next question.
**[07:12] ---**
How many cards are in a WIXOSS deck?
**[07:15] Gu**
Forty.
**[07:16] Gu**
Yes. And the player can rearrange
those forty cards as they please.
**[07:21] Gu**
In other words, we already know forty
possible futures before we begin.
**[07:27] Gu**
There are no coincidences in WIXOSS.
**[07:29] Gu**
Everything is inevitable.
**[07:31] Gu**
In other words, no miracles are possible.
**[07:34] Gu**
Yeah... I suppose you're right.
**[07:37] Gu**
But...
**[07:38] Gu**
They're impossible. That's why it's fun.
**[07:42] Gu**
If a phenomenon that absolutely
cannot occur is a miracle,
**[07:46] Gu**
then a single coincidence that overcomes
that "absolute" is a miracle.
**[07:51] Gu**
And that's what we want to
see in the Diva battles.
**[07:55] Gu**
I don't understand all that...
**[07:58] Gu**
But I believe miracles are real!
**[08:04] Gu**
I win!
**[08:07] Gu**
I lost...
**[08:10] Gu**
You'll never beat me in a thousand years!
**[08:13] Gu**
Why were we racing again?
**[08:15] Gu**
Come to think of it...
**[08:17] Gu**
My turn next! Jump!
**[08:24] Gu**
No jumping into the pool!
**[08:27] Gu**
Sorry, sorry.
**[08:28] Gu**
Nya-chan, you can play later.
**[08:31] Gu**
Let's get set up.
**[08:32] Gu**
But I never get to go to a pool.
**[08:36] Gu**
You go to school, plus you're models and DJs,
and you take part in Diva battles, too.
**[08:41] Gu**
You're all amazing.
**[08:43] Gu**
We're not that amazing.
**[08:45] Gu**
We're just working toward our
dreams and doing what we want.
**[08:49] Gu**
Dreams?
**[08:53] Gu**
We are Card Jockey!
**[08:55] Gu**
Let's heat up the poolside!
**[09:13] Gu**
That's Bang-chan!
**[09:15] Gu**
*Hello, Asu-san.*
**[09:17] Gu**
We're trying to teach Bang DJ play.
**[09:21] Gu**
*I'm gathering data here.*
**[09:24] Gu**
Let's have some more fun!
**[09:50] Gu**
This is a surprising side of you.
**[09:52] Gu**
Even you worry about your figure, huh?
**[09:55] Gu**
N-No!
**[09:56] Gu**
I'm not concerned about
the size of my breasts!
**[09:59] Gu**
So, Nya-chan, what was that
dream you were talking about?
**[10:04] Gu**
I want to be number one,
both in the club and in WIXOSS Land.
**[10:08] Gu**
I want to be the top Diva,
just like Deus Ex Machina.
**[10:12] Gu**
Deus Ex Machina?!
**[10:14] Gu**
The absolute top of the Diva Rankings...
**[10:18] Gu**
The best Divas currently playing,
who are said to be closest to Eternal Girl.
**[10:22] Gu**
Card Jockey started doing Diva battles
after our current agency scouted us.
**[10:28] Gu**
But when we first saw Deus Ex
Machina, we were blown away.
**[10:32] Gu**
We realized that as good as we are,
there are others even better than us.
**[10:36] Gu**
We were no match for them in terms
of our battles or performance.
**[10:39] Gu**
But we didn't want to give up on
our dream of being number one.
**[10:42] Gu**
So we decided to make them our goal!
**[10:46] Gu**
We're not ready yet,
**[10:47] ---**
but we'll reach out our hands
and catch up to them someday—
**[10:51] Gu**
the girls at the top!
**[10:53] Gu**
Phrases I want to share,
dreams I want to make come true,
**[10:56] Gu**
streams I want to make blow up!
**[10:58] Gu**
That's right!
**[10:59] Gu**
We're still class C, but we're gonna rise up!
**[11:02] Gu**
And our goal is the top, too!
**[11:05] Gu**
Sorry, but Diagram will be number one!
**[11:10] Gu**
Doctor, shouldn't we say something?
**[11:13] Gu**
I can't take this much heat...
**[11:16] Gu**
Not from hearts *or* baths...
**[11:20] Gu**
Doctor!
**[11:24] Gu**
Doctor, get a hold of yourself!
**[11:24] Gu**
Hot spring boiled eggs...
**[11:26] Gu**
Madoka-san, Sanga-san,
we have a battle coming up.
**[11:30] Gu**
Are you ready?
**[11:32] Gu**
Yup.
**[11:32] Gu**
What's their name again?
**[11:34] Gu**
Kyoro Kyoro?
**[11:35] ---**
Guru Guru?
**[11:36] Gu**
Kyuru Kyurun.
**[11:37] Gu**
Yes, that's it!
**[11:38] Gu**
Oh, them?
**[11:41] Gu**
You guys held a meeting
just to fight those guys?
**[11:44] Gu**
Waste of time? Waste. Waste.
Waste. Waste. Useless.
**[11:47] Gu**
It doesn't matter who they are.
**[11:48] ---**
It's impolite to not give them our all.
**[11:50] Gu**
Yeah, but...
**[11:52] Gu**
Huh?
**[11:54] Gu**
It's empty?
**[11:56] Gu**
Gone! Gone! They're gone!
**[11:58] Gu**
My clothes! My panties!
**[12:00] Gu**
My bra, too!
**[12:01] Gu**
Mine, too!
**[12:02] Gu**
And mine!
**[12:03] Gu**
What's going on?
**[12:04] Gu**
Were they stolen?
**[12:05] Gu**
No way! Th-That couldn't happen
at our Greatest Hotel YTG.
**[12:10] Gu**
Muzica, look.
**[12:12] Gu**
We need to talk!
We're waiting for you
in WIXOSS Land!
-Kyuru Kyurun
**[12:12] Gu**
* We're waiting for you in*
* WIXOSS Land! Kyuru Kyurun.*
**[12:16] ---**
What?!
**[12:28] ---**
Welcome, everyone!
**[12:30] ---**
Aren't you cold without your clothes?
**[12:33] ---**
We have clothes! We put on other clothes!
**[12:36] ---**
Do you know what you've done?
**[12:39] ---**
This is a crime.
**[12:41] ---**
Don't get so mad!
**[12:43] ---**
But, but...
**[12:45] ---**
It can't be a very safe hotel
if it's got underwear thieves!
**[12:50] ---**
If the rumor went around,
you might lose your three stars!
**[12:54] ---**
H-Hold on!
**[12:56] ---**
Is that how you talk when you
want a favor from someone?
**[13:01] ---**
P-Please wait a moment.
**[13:06] ---**
Good girl.
**[13:08] ---**
What are you after?
**[13:09] ---**
You're not underwear collectors, are you?
**[13:12] ---**
It's simple.
**[13:13] ---**
Would you throw tonight's match for us?
**[13:17] ---**
If we lose another battle,
we're dropping to class D.
**[13:21] ---**
That's so dirty!
**[13:23] ---**
You sure you want to say that?
**[13:26] ---**
Where did you take these?!
**[13:28] ---**
You know what to do if you
don't want these to get out.
**[13:32] ---**
Theft, blackmail, and
non-consensual photography?
**[13:35] ---**
You're totally criminals.
**[13:37] ---**
So while we're at it, here's an idea.
**[13:40] ---**
Why don't we fight tonight's battle as
Kyuru Kyurun versus your three teams together?
**[13:47] ---**
All three together?
**[13:48] ---**
Yes! If we win, we'll get the points
from beating all three of you!
**[13:56] ---**
It'd take too long to fight
three separate battles.
**[13:59] ---**
You want your panties back, don't you?
**[14:02] ---**
They're dumb, but clever!
**[14:04] ---**
Disgusting!
**[14:06] ---**
Muzica...
**[14:11] ---**
Who'd have thought we'd find
them at our part-time job?
**[14:15] ---**
We have good karma!
**[14:17] ---**
Maybe.
**[14:19] ---**
Who else would've thought of getting
points from all three of them at once?
**[14:25] ---**
Mikomiko is a genius!
**[14:27] ---**
Aw, c'mon, guys. Praise me more.
**[14:30] ---**
If we take these photos,
they'll have to do what we say.
**[14:33] ---**
I'm a genius!
**[14:35] ---**
Wow, she wears flashy underwear.
**[14:38] ---**
Huge!
**[14:39] ---**
Well, let's go, then.
**[14:41] ---**
Even if our victory is already assured.
**[14:43] ---**
Wish in!
**[14:47] ---**
Today's big match in class C
is Kyuru Kyurun versus...
**[14:52] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Um... It's going to be a special
multi-team battle, right?
**[15:00] ---**
Yes.
**[15:01] ---**
Special rules are allowed
if both teams agree.
**[15:05] ---**
If Kyuru Kyurun wins today,
they get triple points,
**[15:10] ---**
and if your joint team wins,
you get only one third of the points.
**[15:15] ---**
You're really sure about this?
**[15:18] ---**
It's okay.
**[15:20] ---**
It doesn't seem worth it...
**[15:22] ---**
Why did you decide to do this battle?
**[15:26] ---**
Come on, tell the truth.
**[15:29] ---**
Just like the script.
**[15:32] ---**
K-Kyuru Kyurun is too strong!
**[15:35] ---**
We can't beat them on our own, so we
begged them to let us do this instead!
**[15:39] ---**
We're grateful to Kyuru Kyurun
for their kindness!
**[15:43] ---**
Thank you, Kyuru Kyurun-sama!
**[15:45] ---**
Aw, stop! We just did what
any truly strong team would do.
**[15:50] ---**
Good luck, all of you!
**[15:54] ---**
I see!
**[15:56] ---**
Everyone was actually pretty
scared of Kyuru Kyurun, huh?
**[15:59] ---**
I thought they were losers.
**[16:01] ---**
Now, let the battle begin!
**[16:04] ---**
Open!
**[16:10] ---**
The battle started!
**[16:12] ---**
We need to find Mikomiko and her group now!
**[16:15] ---**
Our turn! I play KH and Romeo and... um...
**[16:21] ---**
Turn end!
**[16:23] ---**
The joint team isn't attacking!
**[16:26] ---**
They're making a very cautious start.
**[16:29] ---**
Now it's our turn!
**[16:31] ---**
Play Water Clock and Neon Tetra!
**[16:34] ---**
Kyurun!
**[16:36] ---**
Nya-chan, use Servant Sharp!
**[16:38] ---**
We can't guard.
**[16:46] ---**
You can try a little harder...
**[16:49] ---**
or they'll see you're trying to lose.
**[16:53] ---**
This is humiliating.
**[16:54] ---**
Rei-chan, please...
**[16:57] ---**
Do something!
**[16:59] ---**
There! Look!
**[17:02] ---**
They're leaving the hotel!
**[17:05] ---**
It doesn't show where they went next.
**[17:08] ---**
We won't be able to track them!
**[17:11] ---**
Grow!
**[17:21] ---**
I can't take this anymore!
**[17:23] ---**
Hirana-san, go!
**[17:25] ---**
Okay!
**[17:27] ---**
Attack!
**[17:34] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[17:35] ---**
You want those photos to get out?
**[17:42] ---**
That's right. Good girls.
**[17:45] ---**
Kyuru Kyurun will be the ones to win today!
**[17:49] ---**
Grow!
**[17:51] ---**
I play two Gan Nings and attack!
**[17:55] ---**
Strike!
**[17:58] ---**
What do we do?
**[17:59] ---**
They'll really lose at this rate!
**[18:03] ---**
Looks like you ran into
some trouble while I was out.
**[18:08] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[18:09] ---**
We saw them leaving the hotel,
but we don't know where they went.
**[18:14] ---**
Okay, let's check the local security cameras.
**[18:18] ---**
Nova, lend me Bang.
**[18:20] ---**
I can't!
**[18:21] ---**
Why not?
**[18:22] ---**
The tablet containing her was
stolen along with our underwear.
**[18:28] ---**
Which means Bang is with them, right?
**[18:36] ---**
Our turn!
**[18:38] ---**
I think it's time to finish this.
**[18:41] ---**
If we keep bullying them too much,
people will get suspicious.
**[18:45] ---**
Let's launch our final attack together!
**[18:48] ---**
Okay!
**[18:49] ---**
Let's...
**[18:50] ---**
Kyuru Kyurun!
**[18:52] ---**
I don't want to lose like this!
**[18:54] ---**
I'll never forgive you for this.
**[18:56] ---**
I can't take it anymore!
**[19:02] ---**
Huh?
**[19:03] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[19:05] ---**
Calm down!
**[19:13] ---**
T-Turn end.
**[19:16] ---**
Huh?
**[19:17] ---**
What happened to Kyuru Kyurun?
**[19:19] ---**
They ended their turn in
the face of certain victory!
**[19:22] ---**
Have they gone mad?
**[19:26] ---**
Everyone!
**[19:30] ---**
It's okay now!
**[19:32] ---**
Go get 'em!
**[19:34] ---**
Right!
**[19:40] ---**
Now, what shall we do?
**[19:42] ---**
I think we need to pay them back in full.
**[19:46] ---**
W-Wait! Forgive us!
**[19:48] ---**
Is that how you talk when you
want a favor from someone?
**[19:52] ---**
Nyah!
**[19:54] ---**
Wait!
**[19:56] ---**
If we lose here, we're dropping to class D!
**[19:59] ---**
Forgive us!
**[20:02] ---**
No way!
**[20:05] ---**
Activating piece!
**[20:07] ---**
I draw and play two cards,
**[20:09] ---**
banishing your SIGNI!
**[20:17] ---**
Here we go, everyone!
**[20:18] ---**
Rhapsody Party!
**[20:26] ---**
Kyuru Kyurun...
**[20:30] ---**
There it is!
**[20:32] ---**
The joint team defeated Kyuru Kyurun!
**[20:51] ---**
You didn't think it was over, did you?
**[20:57] ---**
Kyuru Kyurun Demoted to Class D, Goes into Comedy?
**[20:57] ---**
*So Kyuru Kyurun was demoted to class D.*
**[21:01] ---**
*Word has it they're going into comedy now!*
**[21:04] ---**
*We wish them the best.*
**[21:06] ---**
A lot happened, but it was fun.
**[21:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:10] ---**
We got closer to the other teams, too.
**[21:13] ---**
Right, Hirana-chan?
**[21:15] ---**
Don't wear my panties on your head...
**[21:21] ---**
* Now, our top battle for the day is*
* between the top teams in class A!*
**[21:26] ---**
Standing in the way of Hi Live Code
is, of course, this team...
**[21:30] ---**
The absolute queens! Deus Ex Machina!
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