E1 - A Funny, Squirmy Feeling

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[00:30] Hinata
    Mya-nee! Good morning!
[00:35] Hinata
    Mya-nee, are you awake?
[00:37] Miyako
    M-Morning...
[00:39] Hinata
    Good morning!
[00:40] Hinata
    I'm going now!
[00:43] Miyako
    Bye...
[00:48] Chizuru
    Miyako! How long are you
    going to stay in bed?
[00:51] Miyako
    I'm up! I'm up already...
[01:02] Miyako
    French toast!
[01:06] Miyako
    French toast I put in to soak last night!
[01:14] Miyako
    Huh?
SIGN    It was delicious Mom
[01:16] Miyako
    Mom...
SIGN    It was delicious Mom
SIGN    For Mya-nee! Hinata
[01:21] Miyako
    Hinata!
[01:24] Miyako
    Thank you!
[01:47] Miyako
    Time to eat.
[01:50] Miyako
    Too sweet!
[02:00] Miyako
    Hinata's grown some more lately.
[02:05] Miyako
    I guess I should take her measurements again.
[02:07] Hinata
    Mya-nee, I'm home!
[02:09] Miyako
    Oh!
[02:10] Miyako
    Is it that time already?
[02:14] Hinata
    This is my house. Come in!
[02:17] Miyako
    Welcome home, Hinata.
[02:19] Hinata
    Mya-nee, I'm home!
[02:21] Hana
    Thank you for having me.
[02:25] Miyako
    At the end of May, just when it felt
    like spring was beginning to wane...
[02:31] Miyako
    An angel...
[02:34] Miyako
    flew down to me!
SIGN    WATATEN!:
    an Angel Flew Down to Me
SIGN    Episode 1: A Funny, Squirmy Feeling
[02:41] Hana
    Thank you for having me.
[02:47] Miyako
    Who is this girl?
[02:48] Miyako
    She's so cute!
[02:51] Miyako
    And... my face feels hot.
[02:54] Miyako
    Did I catch a cold or something?
[02:55] Miyako
    But it wouldn't hit me so suddenly...
[02:57] Hinata
    Mya-nee!
[02:58] Hinata
    I brought a friend home today!
[03:04] Hinata
    This is my big sister, Mya-nee.
[03:06] Hinata
    She's super shy, so when she first meets
    people, she can't look them in the eye.
[03:11] Hana
    Really...
[03:12] Hana
    Um... Pleased to meet you.
    I'm Shirosaki Hana.
[03:16] Miyako
    Oh, um, I...
[03:19] Miyako
    I-I'm Hoshino... Miyako.
[03:23] Hinata
    Wow, you responded!
[03:24] Hinata
    That's amazing, Mya-nee!
[03:26] Hinata
    Nice job!
[03:27] Hana
    You're bright red.
[03:28] Miyako
    Wha—D-Don't... P-Please don't...
[03:31] Miyako
    No matter the circumstances, it's not
    right that my heart is racing like this.
[03:35] Hinata
    My room's this way.
[03:35] Miyako
    What is this?
[03:37] Hana
    Okay.
[03:38] Miyako
    This funny, squirmy feeling I have right here...
[03:43] Miyako
    For now, I need to calm down.
[03:45] Miyako
    Just calm down.
[03:50] Miyako
    Okay, I'm starting to feel calmer.
[03:53] Miyako
    Let's think logically about
    how things got this way.
[03:56] Miyako
    So... When I look at Hana-chan...
[04:02] Miyako
    I feel funny...
[04:03] Miyako
    What is this?!
[04:05] Miyako
    Ugh... What is going on?!
[04:07] Miyako
    I get even more nervous than
    usual with Hana-chan...
[04:10] Miyako
    She's Hinata's friend, so I want
    to try to get along, but...
[04:15] Miyako
    Hana-chan...
[04:21] Miyako
    I just know this sort of thing
    would look good on Hana-chan!
[04:25] Miyako
    I hope I can be her friend, too...
[04:30] Miyako
    But I don't know if I can manage
    to talk to her face-to-face.
[04:33] Miyako
    Oh! That's it! I just
    won't talk face-to-face!
[04:41] Hinata
    Mya-nee, is that you?
[04:43] Hinata
    What is it, Mya-nee?
[04:59] Hinata
    Mya-nee! Mya-nee, save me!
[05:02] Hinata
    Mya-nee! Where are you?
[05:03] Hana
    Isn't that her collapsed right there?
[05:06] Hinata
    Huh?
[05:07] Hinata
    Oh, it is!
[05:08] Hinata
    Don't scare me like that, Mya-nee.
[05:12] Miyako
    Sorry.
[05:13] Miyako
    Uh... Why am I here again?
[05:18] Miyako
    That's right! I wanted to
    make friends with Hana-chan.
[05:22] Miyako
    H-Hana-chan!
[05:24] Miyako
    Will you... be my friend?
[05:28] Hana
    No.
[05:29] Miyako
    Huh?
[05:30] Hana
    I don't want to.
[05:31] Miyako
    C-Come on, please?
[05:33] Hana
    There's no reason for me
    to become your friend.
[05:37] Hinata
    There is a reason, Hana!
[05:40] Hinata
    Mya-nee has no friends!
[05:42] Hinata
    It's very sad.
[05:43] Miyako
    Hinata, don't!
[05:45] Hana
    What? Is that true?
[05:47] Miyako
    No! It's not! I have friends!
[05:50] Hana
    I see.
[05:51] Miyako
    No, really! I have lots!
[05:54] Miyako
    So... many...
[05:59] Hana
    Why don't we be friends, then?
[06:01] Miyako
    Please don't pity me...
[06:03] Hinata
    Isn't that great, Mya-nee?
[06:05] Miyako
    Somehow, this isn't how
    I pictured things...
[06:09] Hana
    Onee-san...
[06:11] Hana
    Please don't be sad.
[06:14] Miyako
    Okay.
[06:19] Hana
    What are you doing?
[06:20] Miyako
    Hana-chan, your hand feels so nice and soft.
[06:23] Hana
    That's creepy!
[06:24] Miyako
    W-Wait! I didn't mean it like that!
[06:28] Miyako
    Oh, right. Hana-chan,
    let me take your measurements.
[06:31] Hana
    What are you trying to do?!
[06:33] Miyako
    It'll only take a second.
    Just let me measure you.
[06:36] Hana
    Stay away!
[06:37] Hana
    If you come any closer...
[06:40] Hana
    I'll report you to the police.
[06:41] Miyako
    Wh-What?! H-Hey, Hinata, help me!
[06:45] Hinata
    Mya-nee...
[06:47] Hinata
    My hands are softer than hers!
[06:49] Miyako
    Don't compete with her!
    It'll only complicate things more!
[06:51] Hinata
    See, Mya-nee?
[06:53] Miyako
    I know. I get it!
[06:55] Miyako
    But could you do something
    about Hana-chan over there?
[06:58] Miyako
    She's about to call the police!
[07:00] Hinata
    It's super easy to make Hana happy.
[07:03] Miyako
    Really? What should I do?
[07:08] Hinata
    If you give her food, she calms right down.
[07:10] Miyako
    So simple! And adorable!
[07:13] Hinata
    Once she gets like this,
    she'll hardly move until she's done.
[07:17] Miyako
    Oh, you're right!
[07:18] Miyako
    M-Maybe I'll try patting her, too...
[07:21] Miyako
    Huh?
[07:22] Miyako
    Why...
[07:24] Hinata
    Oh! I've got it!
[07:26] Hinata
    I'll pat Hana, so you can
    just pat me, Mya-nee!
[07:31] Miyako
    This is such an odd situation.
[07:42] Miyako
    It's already been a week since
    the day the angel flew down.
[07:48] Hinata
    What is it, Mya-nee?
    Want to take a nap together?
[07:51] Miyako
    Honestly. You're already in fifth grade...
[07:57] Miyako
    Say, Hinata...
[07:58] Hinata
    Huh?
[07:59] Miyako
    I-Isn't Hana-chan going to
    come over to visit anymore?
[08:04] Hinata
    Hana?
[08:05] Hinata
    Probably not.
[08:07] Hinata
    When I asked her the other day...
[08:09] (Flashback) Hana
    If your sister isn't around, I'll go...
[08:11] Hinata
    ...is what she said.
[08:13] Miyako
    Huh?
[08:14] Miyako
    What is this? Somehow, I feel really shocked.
[08:17] Miyako
    Why?
[08:19] Hinata
    Mya-nee? What's wrong?
[08:19] Miyako
    I'll just have to get her to come over again,
    and this time I'll make friends for sure!
[08:24] Miyako
    Hinata, tell Hana-chan for me...
[08:24] Hinata
    Hello?
[08:27] Hinata
    Huh?
[08:30] Hinata
    Hana!
[08:33] Hana
    Is something wrong?
[08:35] Hinata
    Mya-nee said to tell you to come over on
[08:37] Hinata
    our next day off because she'll
    give you yummy sweets.
[08:40] Hana
    That sounds like an invitation
    from a social deviant.
[08:46] Miyako
    H-Hana-chan is coming to spend the night?
[08:49] Hinata
    Yeah.
[08:50] Miyako
    A sleepover?
[08:51] Hinata
    We can play lots that way!
[08:54] Hinata
    I mean, as long as it's okay with you...
[08:56] Miyako
    If Mom says it's okay,
    then it's fine with me.
[09:00] Hinata
    Yay! Thanks, Mya-nee!
[09:03] Miyako
    But this is the first time you've wanted
     one of your friends to sleep over.
[09:08] Hinata
    I thought it might be okay if it was Hana.
[09:10] Miyako
    Huh?
[09:11] Hinata
    Because you don't like having people
    in the house who aren't family.
[09:20] Miyako
    Now that she mentioned it, that's true.
[09:22] Miyako
    Thinking back, why did I decide that
    I wanted to be friends with Hana-chan?
[09:28] Miyako
    Why do I keep wondering about Hana-chan?
[09:33] Miyako
    Why is it only Hana-chan?
[09:36] Miyako
    Why?
[09:39] Miyako
    What is this funny, squirmy feeling?
[09:49] Miyako
    If only Hana-chan would wear this for me...
[09:51] Miyako
    No! That's never going to happen!
[10:00] Miyako
    She's here!
[10:01] Miyako
    C-Come in!
[10:03] Hana
    Thank you for having me.
[10:12] Miyako
    Huh? What's with that shirt?
[10:15] Hana
    Where's Hinata?
[10:16] Miyako
    So not cute!
[10:17] Miyako
    Oh, um, she went out for a bit.
[10:20] Miyako
    She said she'd be right back.
[10:23] Hana
    What's wrong?
[10:24] Miyako
    Huh?!
[10:24] Miyako
    Oh, nothing. Just thinking
    your outfit is so not c—
[10:28] Miyako
    S-So cute!
[10:32] Hana
    Thank you so much!
[10:34] Hana
    He's called Higero. This is
    one of my favorite shirts.
[10:37] Miyako
    R-Really...
[10:40] Miyako
    What kind of character is that?
[10:42] Miyako
    No, more importantly, she really came
    over after the way I invited her...
[10:47] Miyako
    Listen, Hana-chan...
[10:48] Miyako
    If a stranger offers you candy,
    you shouldn't go with them, okay?
[10:53] Miyako
    It's dangerous.
[10:55] Hana
    Are you in any position to say that?
[10:57] Hana
    I'll be fine.
[10:59] Hana
    I'm not that stupid.
[11:01] Miyako
    Yeah... Of course you're not.
[11:04] Hana
    So... What did you mean by "yummy sweets"?
[11:08] Miyako
    Well, it's pudding.
[11:09] Hana
    Pudding?!
[11:10] Miyako
    Will she really be "fine"?
[11:21] Miyako
    Oh, good! It seems like she likes it!
[11:25] Miyako
    Seriously, though...
[11:26] Miyako
    Hana-chan really is super cute...
[11:31] Hinata
    Hana! You're already here!
[11:33] Hinata
    Whoa! That shirt is so not cute!
[11:35] Hana
    Not cute?
[11:36] Miyako
    Hinata, stop that!
[11:38] Hana
    Huh? Higero is not cute?
[11:40] Hinata
    Nope. Not cute.
[11:42] Miyako
    But Onee-san said he was cute.
[11:45] Hinata
    Mya-nee did?
[11:46] Hinata
    No way.
[11:47] Hinata
    Mya-nee is good at making clothes,
    so she knows about that stuff.
[11:53] Hana
    Did you... lie?
[11:56] Miyako
    Huh?! I... uh... H-He's very cute!
[12:00] Hana
    You did lie.
[12:01] Hinata
    I know! Why don't you have Mya-nee
    give you something she made?
[12:05] Miyako
    Hinata! That's a great idea!
[12:07] Hana
    I'd prefer to stay with Higero.
[12:09] Miyako
    Hold on just a sec.
[12:10] Miyako
    I'll bring you something way cuter
    than that horrible thing!
[12:15] ---
    ...horrible thing! ...horrible thing!
    ...horrible thing!
[12:18] Hana
    H-Horrible thing?
[12:27] Hinata
    It's perfect!
[12:28] Hana
    She didn't even take my measurements.
[12:30] Hana
    What is this dress?
[12:32] Hinata
    Mya-nee makes clothes for cosplay.
[12:35] Hinata
    They're cute, but you can't
    really wear them outside.
[12:38] Hana
    Then why did you recommend it?
[12:42] Hana
    Wait... What are you doing?
[12:44] Miyako
    You look so cute. I thought I'd take
    some pictures to capture the moment.
[12:48] Hana
    Why are you taking them from down there?
[12:50] Miyako
    I thought they'd be better this way.
[12:53] Hana
    Stop it.
[12:54] Miyako
    B-But they'll be good...
[12:56] Hana
    Stop it.
[12:57] Miyako
    B-But... Let me take just one more!
[13:00] Miyako
    I'm begging you!
[13:02] Hana
    All right. But not from down there.
[13:05] Miyako
    Okay!
[13:07] Hana
    Huh? Burst mode?
[13:11] Hana
    I'm going to change.
[13:13] Miyako
    What? You're changing?
[13:14] Miyako
    Then how about this next?
[13:16] Hana
    No.
[13:17] Miyako
    Then, this cat ear one...
[13:18] Hana
    I will never wear that.
[13:21] Miyako
    If you do wear them,
    I'll give you another pudding.
[13:25] Miyako
    I'll give you other sweets, too!
[13:29] Miyako
    And if you wear more clothes
    I make in the future...
[13:32] Miyako
    I'll give you whatever sweets
    you want, as much as you want!
[13:37] Hana
    I-If you're willing to go that far...
[13:39] Hana
    I might be willing... to wear them.
[13:49] Miyako
    That's great, Hana-chan! So cute!
[13:52] Miyako
    The cutest in the world! A total angel!
[13:55] Hinata
    Mya-nee, your face is super red! Are you okay?
[13:58] Miyako
    Huh?
[13:59] Miyako
    I'm not sure, but Hana-chan is so cute...
[14:02] Miyako
    And when I think about her
    wearing clothes I made, I just...
[14:06] Miyako
    I just get so excited!
[14:08] Hinata
    Mya-nee, what about me?
[14:10] Miyako
    You're cute too, Hinata.
[14:12] Hinata
    Yay!
[14:13] Miyako
    This time, Hinata, you pounce
    on top of Hana-chan.
[14:17] Hinata
    Like this?
[14:18] Miyako
    Yes!
[14:25] Miyako
    Perfect!
[14:27] Hana
    What am I doing?
SIGN    WATATEN!:
    an Angel Flew Down to Me
[14:39] Hinata
    What a feast!
[14:42] Miyako
    You can eat as much as you like.
[14:44] Hinata & Hana
    Let's dig in!
[14:47] Hana
    I went through a lot for these sweets.
[14:52] Hana
    They're so good!
[14:54] Hana
    They must be expensive.
[14:55] Hana
    I wonder if I could buy a
    few with my allowance.
[15:00] Hana
    Say, Hinata...
[15:02] Hana
    Where can you buy these?
[15:06] Hinata
    Mya-nee made all of them!
[15:09] Hana
    Huh?
[15:11] Hana
    She... made these?
[15:15] Hana
    So I need her if I want to eat more of these?
[15:19] Hana
    Which means I...
[15:21] Hana
    I have to keep playing along
    with her creepy hobbies?
[15:25] Miyako
    Creepy?!
[15:26] Hana
    W-Wait. As long as she's
    having fun, everything's fine.
[15:27] Miyako
    H-Hana-chan, what did you just...
[15:29] Hana
    But if she ever gets tired of me...
[15:33] Miyako
    I'm tired of you, Hana-chan. We're done.
[15:36] Miyako
    I'm not giving you any more sweets,
    so you don't have to come anymore.
[15:39] ---
    ...come anymore... come anymore...
[15:41] Hana
    Leave the sweets!
[15:43] Hana
    Just the sweets are enough! I don't need you!
[15:46] Miyako
    H-Hana-chan, what's wrong?
[15:48] Hinata
    No fair playing without me!
[15:50] Hinata
    Let me play, too!
[15:58] Hinata
    Hey, Mya-nee! Mya-nee!
[16:00] Hana
    Hinata! You're killing your sister!
[16:05] Hinata
    Sorry, Mya-nee! Are you okay?
[16:08] Miyako
    Y-Yes, I'm fine.
[16:10] Hana
    Shouldn't you go to the hospital?
[16:12] Miyako
    R-Really, I'm fine.
[16:15] Miyako
    Not being able to breathe was painful,
[16:17] Miyako
    but somehow... maybe because
    Hana-chan was hugging me...
[16:22] Miyako
    It was kind of nice.
[16:24] Hana
    You should definitely go to a hospital.
[16:28] Hinata
    You really can eat a lot, Hana.
[16:32] Hana
    Well, I don't know how much longer
    I'll be able to eat these.
[16:36] Miyako
    Honestly, Hana-chan.
[16:38] Miyako
    You don't need to worry so much.
[16:41] Miyako
    I've been thinking...
[16:44] Miyako
    Ten years from now, even twenty years...
[16:48] Miyako
    I'm sure I'll still be having fun
    dressing you up, Hana-chan!
[16:52] Hana
    You've been thinking something that creepy?
[16:56] Hana
    I think clothes like that will
    be a stretch in twenty years.
[16:59] Miyako
    No, no! I'm sure you'll be able
    to pull it off, Hana-chan!
[17:03] Chizuru
    I'm home.
[17:04] Hinata
    Mom! Welcome home!
[17:06] Hana
    Thank you for having me.
[17:08] Chizuru
    Oh, so you're Hana-chan!
[17:11] Chizuru
    Welcome.
[17:18] Chizuru
    Hinata, why don't you and
    Hana-chan go take a bath?
[17:21] Hinata
    Okay!
[17:23] Miyako
    I'll go with you—
[17:25] Chizuru
    No, no. Miyako, you sit right there.
[17:27] Miyako
    Huh?
[17:28] Hinata
    Let's go, Hana!
[17:34] Hinata
    Leave those here.
[17:36] Hinata
    Man, those were yummy.
[17:39] Hana
    I'm jealous, Hinata. You get to
    eat those yummy sweets every day.
[17:43] Hinata
    Then you should just come over every day!
[17:46] Hana
    Every day?
[17:47] Hinata
    Yeah!
[17:48] Hana
    I could eat those every day.
[17:51] Hana
    But in order to do that...
[17:58] Hinata
    Did you eat too much?
[18:00] Hinata
    But if you ate that much every day,
[18:02] Hinata
    you'd get fat by the time you grew up.
[18:05] Hana
    Wha—
[18:06] Hana
    I-I'll exercise as much as I eat,
    so I'll be fine... probably.
[18:10] Hinata
    If you exercise as much as you eat,
    you'll get all muscly!
[18:17] Hinata
    I'm looking forward to seeing whether you'll
    be muscly or chubby when you grow up!
[18:22] Hana
    What are you saying?
[18:24] Hinata
    We're having curry for dinner today!
[18:29] Hana
    I think I might be full.
[18:33] Hinata
    Mya-nee!
[18:33] Hana
    Onee-san!
[18:34] Hinata
    Who did this to you? Was it an enemy?
[18:36] Hana
    Enemy?
[18:37] Miyako
    Not so much an enemy as a level boss.
[18:39] Hana
    Boss?
[18:40] Hinata
    It was Mom, huh?
[18:42] (Flashback) Chizuru
    What were you thinking,
    feeding them sweets before dinner?
[18:45] (Flashback) Miyako
    I'm sorry!
[18:51] Miyako
    That was horrible.
[18:54] Miyako
    I didn't think she'd leave
    me there for three hours.
[18:58] Hinata
    Mya-nee, let's sleep together!
[19:00] Miyako
    You have Hana-chan today, don't you?
[19:03] Hinata
    That's why Hana's here, too!
[19:08] Miyako
    Wh-What?
[19:09] Miyako
    O... Okay.
[19:21] Miyako
    How did this happen?
[19:24] Hana
    Um, Onee-san?
[19:26] Miyako
    Yes?
[19:27] Hana
    It's my fault your mother got
    angry with you, isn't it?
[19:31] Miyako
    What?
[19:31] Hana
    I'm sorry.
[19:33] Miyako
    No, no. I'm the one who made the sweets.
[19:36] Miyako
    It's not your fault, Hana-chan.
[19:38] Miyako
    So don't feel bad, okay?
[19:41] Hana
    Okay.
[19:44] Hana
    Um...
[19:45] Miyako
    Yes?
[19:46] Hana
    Those clothes... You don't
    wear them, Onee-san?
[19:49] Miyako
    Those clothes? You mean the cosplay stuff?
[19:52] Hana
    Yes. You only had me and Hinata wear them.
[19:55] Hana
    You're pretty, so I think
    they'd look nice on you.
[20:00] Miyako
    Well, um...
[20:03] Miyako
    M-More importantly, what did
    you think of the sweets today?
[20:07] Hana
    They were delicious.
[20:10] Hana
    What's wrong?
[20:12] Miyako
    That squirmy feeling hit out of the blue!
[20:14] Hana
    Squirmy?
[20:18] Miyako
    But it's not a bad feeling.
[20:21] Miyako
    Once I accept it, it's kind of nice—
[20:24] Hana
    Onee-san?
[20:26] Hana
    She moves in her sleep too much.
[20:39] Hinata
    I already knew about Mya-nee,
[20:40] Hinata
    but I didn't know you moved
    a lot in your sleep too, Hana!
[20:43] Hana
    Onee-san, you sleep with
    Hinata a lot, don't you?
[20:47] Miyako
    Yeah...
[20:48] Hana
    That must be rough.
[20:50] Miyako
    Yeah...
SIGN    WATATEN!:
    an Angel Flew Down to Me
[22:24] Miyako
    Today, I'm all alone in the house.
[22:27] Miyako
    This is my chance!
[22:32] Miyako
    Pale...
[22:34] Miyako
    shining...
[22:35] Miyako
    miracle flower...
[22:38] Miyako
    White Lily!
[22:43] Miyako
    It's a little embarrassing
    wearing this, but...
[22:48] Miyako
    I just can't stop!
[22:53] Miyako
    If anyone saw me like this, I'd just di—
[22:59] Miyako
    Hm?
[23:04] Miyako
    Why?! The house next door
    is supposed to be empty!
[23:06] Miyako
    How much did she see?
    If she saw me do the lines...
[23:10] Miyako
    I'll just die!
[23:13] Noa
    Pale, shining miracle flower...
[23:18] Noa
    White Lily!
[23:26] Miyako
    Hana-chan was so cute!
[23:29] Miyako
    What should I have her wear next time?
[23:31] Miyako
    Something like that...
    oh, or this would be good!
SIGN    Next Time
    "Incontestably Cute"
[23:35] Hana
    Next time: "Incontestably Cute."
[23:37] Hana
    Until then...