E5 - Episode 5
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SIGN 4th Generation Reveal
[00:00] Awayuki
At last, it's time to reveal
the fourth generation of Live-On.
[00:03] Awayuki
In other words...
SIGN My kohais are debuting!
SIGN Can't wait
Awa-chan doesn't know them yet either?
She's not drinking today?
Thought it'd be a Shuwa-chan stream
4th gen, huh? Since it's Live-On,
probably a bunch of freaks lol
Love that we can watch the reveal together
Three of em huh?
purity mode
Huh? Not drinking? u ok?
Guess she's taking this one seriously lmao
good evening!
[00:05] Awayuki
It's finally my senpai debut!
[00:08] Awayuki
I don't know anything about
our fourth-genners yet,
[00:12] Awayuki
so I'm looking forward to meeting them!
[00:14] Awayuki
I don't care if they're troublemakers...
[00:16] Awayuki
as long as they're charming girls
who'll look up to me!
[00:20] Awayuki
I wonder what they'll be like!
[00:24] Awayuki
Oh, the stream's started!
[00:29] Alice
I-It is my pleasure to meet you all!
[00:31] Alice
I am Soma Alice!
[00:33] Alice
I spend my days studying for my college degree,
[00:36] Alice
while performing
in an idol group called Phalanx!
[00:40] Awayuki
Ah, the comments are quite impressed already!
SIGN A triple threat?!
Good luck!
Wonder what kind of idol she is based on the costume
Pretty cool
Love her!
Kind of a militaristic costume
SIGN She's pretty
Good luck!
SO CUTE
Alice-chan?!
Love how she talks
[00:43] Awayuki
She seems like the classic idol protagonist.
[00:46] Alice
There's also one thing I would like
to use this opportunity to say...
[00:51] Alice
Kokorone Awayuki-dono!
[00:54] Alice
Will you accept me as your woman?!
[01:03] Awayuki
Huh?
SIGN VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:35] Alice
Finding myself in a life of endless boredom,
[02:39] Alice
I began performing as an idol
in an attempt to find purpose in life.
[02:43] Alice
And yet, I still longed for something
greater to give me true satisfaction!
[02:49] Alice
Just then,
[02:50] Alice
I happened to catch sight of an online article
about your legendary accidental stream!
SIGN Virtual Streamer Kokorone Awayuki-San Skyrockets in
Popularity after Accidentally Revealing Hidden Side on Stream
[02:55] Alice
The impact of that stream... It was my
baptism into the world of the VTuber!
[03:00] Alice
The best way I can think of to describe it...
[03:03] Alice
Yes, it was love at first sight!
[03:06] Awayuki
U-Um... Yes, I see.
[03:09] Awayuki
I'm still attempting to process all this,
but one thing seems quite clear...
[03:14] Awayuki
This girl's got serious Live-On brain!
SIGN What in the world...
you're kidding lololol
Fell in love with the way she forgot to log off, got sloshed on StroZero,
sexually harassed her same-sex VTubers, passed out drunk,
then woke up and barfed her brains out sure makes sense
What in the heck does that mean?!
Guess there's some unexplained things left in this world
Are you the one who's been posting timestamps of everything?
[03:18] Alice
Boldly forging your own path,
[03:20] Alice
then turning to see that you had
amassed tremendous popularity...
[03:24] Alice
Truly, this was the phenomenon
for which my heart thirsted!
[03:28] Alice
Ever since then, I have watched each and every
one of your livestreams and archives alike!
[03:33] Alice
I even recorded everything
you said and when...
SIGN So beautiful Thank you, I love you awa-chan <3 <3
For my own ref:
00:01:03 Stream starts
00:03:18 Goodbyes (purity up to here)
01:09:45 Forgets to log off
01:12:15 Hikari-chan stream
01:15:22 Gonna be your °°°°°!
01:23:56 G°°ning
[03:37] Alice
The act filled me with unspeakable ecstasy!
SIGN Allow me to once again thank the pure
Kokorone Awayuki-dono for her moans of fitness
[03:41] Alice
Naturally, I sent as many maxed-out
super chats as I could!
SIGN Super chat super-donor
Dedicated archivist
Sudden marriage proposal
[03:46] Awayuki
This is too much!
[03:47] Awayuki
I know I said I hoped they looked up
to me, but I didn't mean this!
SIGN Why'd they put this girl first?
roflcopter fleet deployed for Awa-chan's fangirl
I'm Japanese living in Japan and I have no idea what this girl is saying
Maxing donations as a student lol
These are the acts of a drunkard, you know
This escalated quickly
Whoa, she's crazy! This girl is playing 4D chess,
and we're already obsessed with her
I'm stanning already
She's MEMORIZING lines?!
Glad you get such a nice fan!
Go on, Awayuki, take responsibility for making her like this (grin)
Don't you have other things to study for?
[03:53] Alice
Hoping to be closer to you,
I applied to join Live-On's fourth generation,
[03:59] Alice
and thus I stand before you now!
[04:02] Alice
I couldn't be more delighted to be standing
on the same stage as someone I admire so!
[04:07] Awayuki
W-Well... If we get loose
with our interpretations,
[04:10] Awayuki
she's still a cute kohai who looks up to me...
[04:12] Awayuki
I'll welcome her with a mind
as open as the vastness of space.
[04:16] Alice
This concludes all I truly wished to say.
[04:19] Alice
If anyone has any questions,
I'd be delighted to answer them!
SIGN How did you get hired?
What did you talk about in your interview?
SIGN Please accept our heartfelt gratitude for choosing our company out of the many
options to apply to, and for taking the time to submit a resume and application.
However, after much deliberation, we must regretfully inform you
that we are not in a position to be hiring you as a streamer at this time.
[04:24] Alice
Well, the truth of the matter is that I was
rejected in the initial application phase.
SIGN Huh?
[04:28] Awayuki
Huh? Really?
SIGN What's going on here?
[04:30] Awayuki
Then how...
SIGN Essay
[04:31] Alice
But I refused to take no for an answer
[04:34] Alice
and continued submitting essay after essay
about the brilliance of Awayuki-dono!
SIGN Reje
SIGN cted
SIGN Essay
SIGN Essay
[04:40] Awayuki
Hang on! Writing essays about me
for your application is kinda weird!
[04:44] Alice
On my fifth attempt,
I made it to the interview,
SIGN Awayuki Brain
Always thinking about StroZero and girls
SIGN Awayuki Ear
Can hear the opening of a StroZero can
from any distance
SIGN Awayuki Stomach
Can hold up to six StroZeros
SIGN Awayuki Heart
Not particularly resilient
[04:47] Alice
and when I spoke there of my
unbridled love for Awayuki-dono,
[04:50] Alice
they recruited me at once!
[04:52] Awayuki
But you failed all those times before
because you didn't talk about yourself!
[04:56] Alice
Oh, Awayuki-dono! You are my savior!
[05:00] Awayuki
This girl's got a mind of steel!
[05:04] Awayuki
Calm down, Awayuki.
[05:06] Awayuki
You said you'd welcome her with an open mind.
SIGN Can't hold it back anymore but let it goooo
We have entered the final stage of Awayuki fundamentalism
Mind of steel warrior
The absolute madlads at Live-On
hiring this nutjob... more please
pls don't stop
And here I thought we'd
gotten a sweet little idol girl
is there such a thing as tone-deaf
but with ambition?
She's so cheerful yet terrifying
Yandere get?
She definitely seems to be convincing herself
Maybe change your name to Salome?
Let's accept her as one of us
Definitely seems to be the possessive stalker yandere type
[05:09] Awayuki
You've got an adorable kohai showing you love!
[05:13] Awayuki
Nothing could be better, right?!
[05:15] Awayuki
Yes!
SIGN You're not gonna "nice boat" Awa-chan, are you?
[05:18] Alice
How dare you!
[05:20] Alice
I want nothing more than
to see Awayuki-dono happy.
[05:23] Alice
No true fan would ever get in their idol's
way by forcing their affections on them!
[05:29] Awayuki
Alice-chan?
SIGN Wrapping all the way back around to being decent maybe Ideal fan Isn't that nice lol For her happiness... Aha, I see That's how a stan should be A little pushy but pretty earnest? You can see how we'd get confused Turbo-weight class moralist fan Not a yandere then?
[05:31] Awayuki
See? I knew she was a good girl!
SIGN If you could get one thing from
Awa-chan, what would it be?
[05:36] Alice
Get one thing?
[05:39] Alice
If I could say one thing I know
I'd never get, it would be...
[05:43] Alice
Her uvula, I suppose.
SIGN why lmao
WHAT??
That was so unexpected I'm lmao
UVULA
ah
LOLOLOLOL
Uvu... wut?
The way she sounded embarrassed kinda got to me
I'm sure Shuwa-chan would give it to you!
what kind of request is
um
Uvula???
she already knew
Who wants something like that
SIGN Why her uvula?
[05:47] Alice
Even if it's a part of her throat,
it's still a beautiful dck!
SIGN It's the d°ck of the throat
[05:51] Alice
If I could put it inside me,
it would basically be like having !
SIGN Is it a comet? No, it can't be...
because comets move like "zoom"...
SIGN That broke me
SIGN Power of imagination
Tearing off d°cks... we R°°lm of the S°ns°s now.
I guess it makes sense in her head
Isn't it better if it's still attached
THIS IS NOT GOOD
Was Live-On the real bullfight of love all along?
DO NOT USE THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE!
Girls DO have one!!
What is she talking about?
Treat it nicely!
[06:00] Alice*
Thank you so much for hearing me out!
[06:03] Alice
I'd also like to end my stream
with a lemon-flavored StroZero!
[06:07] Alice
Cheers!
[06:11] Alice
Feesh sho good!
[06:16] Eirai
Hey-ho, all! And how are we feeling?
[06:22] Awayuki
Oh, crud!
[06:23] Awayuki
I was so bowled over by Alice-chan's
introduction that I spaced out.
[06:27] Eirai
What a pleasure to meet you!
[06:28] Eirai
I'm Sonokaze Eirai,
the elven director of Eirai Zoo!
[06:34] Awayuki
I see. An elf who runs a zoo?
[06:38] Eirai
I became a VTuber to teach you all the joy
of learning about different kinds of animals!
[06:46] Awayuki
She seems quite normal at the moment.
[06:49] Awayuki
She might even fit orthodox
definitions of cuteness...
[06:53] Eirai
Now, I'd love to share
some fun facts about animals!
SIGN I'm debuting my kohais!
SIGN So cute!
They like acorns?
You think she casts healing spells with that staff?
An elf with big boobs!
This is a real 180 into calmsville
Seems normal for now
She's got an unusual BG too
[07:00] Awayuki
Ah, so it's not just her character!
She really knows a lot about them!
[07:04] Eirai
This is the gorilla, as I'm sure you all know!
[07:07] Eirai
Most people think of gorillas
as loving bananas,
SIGN Gorilla Habitats
SIGN Wild Banana Habitats
[07:11] Eirai
but they don't often eat bananas in the wild!
[07:14] Eirai
The gorilla's love of bananas
is actually a big ol' stereotype!
SIGN Live-On
SIGN Freak Show
SIGN Ordinary
[07:19] Awayuki
That's so educational!
[07:21] Awayuki
Having an ordinary person for
the second debut strikes a good balance!
[07:25] Awayuki
Very impressive, Live-On!
[07:27] Eirai
You'll also want to be careful,
[07:31] Eirai
because gorillas are known
to throw their poop at people!
SIGN Freak Show
SIGN Ordinary
[07:34] Awayuki
Huh? Poop?
[07:36] Eirai
This is all far beyond me, of course,
[07:38] Eirai
but they're quite beloved
by those highly advanced perverts
[07:42] Eirai
who enjoy sct play and bestiality!
SIGN Freak Show
SIGN Ordinary
[07:46] Awayuki
Sct?
SIGN did she say sc°t
uh?
BWAHAHAHA
That is not what I was expecting her to say
Total 180
I-It's not over! There's no rule that says an orthodox mommy type can't say poop!
She really shouldn't be using those naughty words
So it's come to this, Live-On
I've written down that Eirai-chan will say these things
The second streamer here is also not normal
It's all good if it's scientific
[07:48] Eirai
Actually, the peis of the gorilla
is three centimeters long...
[07:51] Eirai
And they have a baculum—a bone
in their pe°is that Homo sapiens lacks!
SIGN Ordinary
[07:58] Awayuki
A peis bone?!
SIGN Freak Show
SIGN The way she smiled when she talked about throwing poop lol psst psst... Heyyyy A boner bone?!??
She's a freak walking around in a normal person's skin Why does she know this much about fetishes...
At this point I think this is a requirement for Live-On's hiring I-I get hard enough it feels like there's a bone...
whoops never mind THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 3CM The fact that she smiles is the darkest part of this
My grandpa told me that even if you're small, always stand tall Can we please not talk about skin right now?
Apparently homo sapiens is rare in primates for NOT having a baculum this lady is crazy holy crap
SIGN Freak Show
SIGN Please Subscribe
[08:01] Eirai
Well, that's enough gorilla facts for one day!
[08:06] Eirai
I'll be sharing lots more
animal facts in the future!
SIGN Nice work! See you! These new recruits are going hard already Curious to watch her stream that was NOT normal The content is so far from her appearance and voice My expectations in tatters I guess she's more "weirdo"? I liked the time spent on gorillas more than the time spent on you lol I feel like she's got an even darker side in there I see
[08:09] Eirai
Be seeing you soon!
[08:12] Awayuki
Goodbye, ordinary person...
[08:15] Awayuki
Live-On's turning into a zoo for weirdos!
[08:18] Awayuki
The third one's gonna be a freak too, I'll bet!
[08:21] Awayuki
Wait... Huh?
[08:24] Awayuki
She's not talking.
[08:26] Awayuki
Equipment trouble, maybe?
[08:28] Kaeru
Um... I'm pleased to meet you.
[08:32] Kaeru
I'm Yamatani Kaeru.
[08:34] Awayuki
Well, her equipment seems to be working...
[08:37] Awayuki
Is she just that nervous?
[08:40] Kaeru
There's something I need to lead off with.
[08:43] Awayuki
"Lead off with"?
[08:46] Kaeru
I may look like an adult on the outside...
[08:48] Kaeru
But I'm actually a baby.
[08:51] Kaeru
So please, take care of me!
[08:53] Kaeru
Baby me!
[08:55] Kaeru
Spoil me!
[08:57] Kaeru
This is the reason I became a VTuber.
SIGN lol Adult on the outside! Child on the inside! Some say Kaeru's brakes are broken. I say she never had any... Yep, pure terror Well, at least we know now... fourth gen has zero purity wtf live-on This is something else you guys... Forget purity, we don't have anyone normal at all EVERY TIME Why did she admit it so openly
[09:01] Kaeru
I want you all to be my mommy.
SIGN Her avatar and voice are both adult
Baby supplies
Ah I see I get it now
I'd love to watch the behind the scenes on these hiring decisions...
Are you really going there now, Live-On?
Don't get it now lolol
I've heard of big families but not like THAT
Guess it takes all types huh
not okay
[09:04] Kaeru
Be sweet with me and let me
play the baby until I die.
[09:08] Kaeru
Because I am a baby.
[09:10] Kaeru
I realize that my body
looks like that of an adult,
[09:13] Kaeru
but I'm sure that my mental age
is that of an infant.
[09:16] Kaeru
As proof, when I got home yesterday,
I holed up in bed and played Pronne all day.
[09:21] Awayuki**
She's a freak... She's too freaky!
SIGN I am still really off-balance about this That's... an argument Were you once a great detective, by chance? THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT LOL Because I am a baby! (determined) How is that proof?? lol That's the opposite of the great detective Pfft! If you're gonna call yourself a baby, you gotta do better than that! Graaah! You're not in a diaper though Guess we've got a full-time baby player I played Pronne all day yesterday too My sin is too great
[09:24] Awayuki**
I feel the darkness of our modern day...
[09:27] Kaeru
No need to worry.
[09:29] Kaeru
I'm definitely wearing a diaper underneath.
[09:31] Kaeru
I can also suck on a pacifier, as you can see.
[09:34] Kaeru
Naturally. Because I am a baby.
[09:37] Awayuki
Why is she so confident about it?!
[09:39] Kaeru
I hope this is sufficient evidence
for you to believe that I am a baby.
[09:45] Kaeru
I am now recruiting people
to baby and dote on me.
SIGN I'm taking applicants to be my mommy.
SIGN Subscribe to my channel!
Please be my mommy!
[09:49] Kaeru
I implore all my mommy listeners
to please watch my streams.
SIGN If you're really a baby, cry like one
[09:54] Kaeru
Very well.
[09:55] Kaeru
Ahem...
SIGN My kohais are debuting!
SIGN stunned
Might be okay?
I don't know what to do with this
Please, please
My mind is blank lolol
(crickets)
That avatar with a pacifier is cringe
This lady's a total freak
what in the WORLD
She's certainly committed
hey lolol
We underestimated her!
SIGN Your mommy's here! I bought you a resume to fill out!
SIGN YOUR MOMMY'S HERE.
I BOUGHT YOU A RESUME TO FILL OUT.
[10:09] Kaeru
R-Resume? Working?!
[10:14] Kaeru
Please, anything but working!
Anything but that!
[10:15] Awayuki
What's with that reaction?!
[10:17] Awayuki
Is she as traumatized by working as I was?!
SIGN Memories of Past Life
Returning
[10:20] Kaeru
Please, anything but that!
SIGN 4th Generation Reveal
SIGN Thanks for tuning in!
[10:26] Awayuki
What in the world brought her to this point?
[10:30] Awayuki
Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka... boom!
[10:33] Awayuki
Shuwa-chan here!
SIGN Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN Kokorone Awayuki
[10:35] Awayuki
Let's introduce our crazy friend for today!
SIGN It's Mashiron!
Shuwa-Shuwa Mashi-Mashi F°p-F°p
Hope the puppy's doing okay...
Evening all!
don't g°°n now lolol
PSSHT
Shuwa-chan today?!
Energized despite the late hour
She's still in school
Huh? Surely no children are watching this stream, so why do they know about modern kids' songs?
What's wrong with a child watching Shuwa-chan? I'm a child!
It's a trap!
Well, Live-On did recently hire a baby, so this is now a gifted child channel
Kids these days are amazing, drinking StroZero and everything
[10:38] Mashiro
Hello.
[10:39] Mashiro
Reporting from behind a thousand-yard stare
after having my childhood memories defiled,
[10:42] Mashiro
this is Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron.
[10:45] Mashiro
I also think I'm not too crazy,
relatively speaking.
[10:48] Awayuki
Don't be so humble!
[10:50] Mashiro
I'm not.
[10:50] Awayuki
Well, I'm gonna start doing collabs
with my kohais pretty soon, but...
[10:55] Awayuki
It's looking like a boss rush right now,
[10:58] Awayuki
so I'm gonna recover my strength
by talking to my beloved Mashiron!
[11:03] Mashiro
What am I, a save point?
[11:05] Awayuki
So, after we respond to some Marshmallows,
I've got a totally crazy segment in mind!
[11:11] Mashiro
Wait, was "crazy" supposed to be a compliment?
SIGN I tried drinking it this way I saw online
and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in
1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
3. Enjoy!
[11:16] Mashiro
"I tried drinking it this way I saw online
and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in."
SIGN Nuts
SIGN Nuts
[11:21] Mashiro
"One. Buy energy drink and StroZero."
[11:24] Mashiro
"Two. Mix StroZero and energy drink."
[11:27] Mashiro
"Three. Enjoy!"
SIGN I tried drinking it this way I saw online
and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in
1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
3. Enjoy!
[11:31] Awayuki
The truth is, I actually tried
this yesterday and got wasted!
SIGN Shuwa-chan has undergone special training.
Don't try this at home, kids!
[11:34] Mashiro
Oh? What did you think?
[11:37] Awayuki
Nuttastic violence! It gives you wings!
[11:41] Mashiro
I've never heard that word before,
but I can tell it's extremely dangerous.
SIGN What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
I hope you two can hook up soon.
[11:46] Mashiro
"What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
I hope you two can hook up soon."
[11:53] Mashiro
Oh, the Shuwa-chan cultist?
[11:56] Mashiro
She really exploded off
the launchpad, didn't she?
[11:59] Awayuki
She's nuttastic violence!
[12:01] Mashiro
Could you not compare
our kohai to that devil's brew?
[12:05] Awayuki
But she's a threat to my chastity!
[12:08] Awayuki
Shuwa-chan's fwightened!
SIGN You're one to talk
SIGN This, from you? Really?
SIGN Hypocrite vibes
SIGN Don't play the sweet act
[12:11] Mashiro
I think most streamers, including me,
have felt the same way about you, Shuwa-chan.
SIGN People You Scare
SIGN Yes
SIGN No
SIGN Maybe??
[12:17] Mashiro
Oh, speaking of...
[12:19] Mashiro
That girl seems to view me
as competition for your affections.
[12:23] Awayuki
What? Really?
[12:24] Mashiro
She called me her "rival in love" on a stream.
SIGN Depose Mashiro-dono!
[12:27] Awayuki
For real?!
[12:30] Awayuki
Can I get the scenario where that makes
you start to pursue me out of jealousy?
[12:35] Mashiro
Like a fetish club scenario?
SIGN Role-Play Script Request Form
SIGN Script Category
SIGN Please choose
SIGN Script Title
SIGN Script Text
[12:37] Awayuki
Nice work picking that one up!
Typical Mashiron!
[12:40] Awayuki
Well, wanna put the Marshmallows
aside and get to my segment?!
[12:44] Mashiro
What are we doing now?
[12:46] Awayuki
You know how we streamers are lucky enough
to have people drawing art of us all the time?
SIGN This is Kokorone Awayuki from Live-On 3rd Gen!
I'm coming to meet you when the light snow falls...
Let's get streamin'!
Fan art: #AwaArt #ShuwaArt
Stream tag: #WhenLightSnowFalls
[12:52] Mashiro
True. I'm an illustrator myself,
so I know quite a bit about them.
[12:56] Awayuki
So you know there's quite a lot of NSFW
drawings of us out there too, right?
SIGN She got drunk and lost her inhibitions
SIGN Content warning: Nudity
[13:02] Mashiro
Yes, of course.
[13:03] Awayuki
So my segment is: introducing
NSFW drawings of Awayuki!
[13:09] Mashiro
Is this a new form of exhibitionism?
[13:11] Awayuki
I'll censor the naughty bits, of course!
[13:16] Mashiro
I can already tell this stream
will be exhausting.
[13:18] Awayuki
All right, here's our first one!
SIGN A true master, turned on even by herself
[13:22] Awayuki
Ah, a truly gntastic gntissue receptacle.
SIGN What in the world is she showing us...
JUST A CUTE LI'L DOGGIE (SHOUTING)
Brilliant, g°°n then put it in the tissue box
Did she just say g°°ntissue receptacle lolol
ah!
[13:26] Mashiro
Shuwa-chan, please don't say things
that are going to catch on.
[13:29] Mashiro
And please don't gn to your own lewd pics.
[13:31] Awayuki**
As a professional illustrator,
what do you think of this one?
[13:35] Mashiro
I like the expression.
[13:37] Mashiro
I like how she's a little embarrassed
while also brimming with hope and curiosity.
[13:42] Mashiro
The StroZero aside...
[13:44] Awayuki
The StroZero is what makes it good!
[13:47] Awayuki
C'mon, Mashiron! Join the bkkke party!
[13:50] Mashiro
No, thanks. I'd prefer to remain human.
[13:53] Awayuki
Just what do you think I am, Mashiron?
[13:57] Awayuki
Well, no matter. Moving on to the next pic!
[14:01] Mashiro
What?
[14:02] Mashiro
Wait, is this one by Kanzarin-sensei?
[14:05] Awayuki
Oh, you know her, Mashiron?
[14:07] Mashiro
Of course I do! And what was she thinking?!
[14:11] Awayuki
Wow, I've never seen Mashiron so excited!
[14:14] Awayuki
Feeling appropriately honored to be drawn
by someone so famous! Now, let's move on!
[14:22] Awayuki
A masterpiece! This one'll get the
Nobel Prize for Lewdness, no prob!
[14:26] Mashiro
Apologize to the Nobel Committee.
[14:28] Mashiro
Still, I feel a little flustered at seeing
so much high-quality art.
[14:35] Awayuki
Beautiful Art Power plus Ero Power
plus a triple rotation equals...
[14:40] Awayuki
1.2 million power!
[14:42] Mashiro
Enough Shuwa randomness, please.
[14:44] Awayuki
Let's move on to the final illustration!
[14:47] Awayuki
Its hotness far surpasses all previous works!
[14:50] Mashiro
That sounds like bad news to me.
[14:53] Awayuki
Well, go on and take it!
[14:55] Mashiro
W-Wait!
[14:58] Mashiro
Huh?
[14:59] Awayuki
Actually, this art is so gosh-darn pornographic
that it'd get me ban-hammered in seconds,
[15:03] Awayuki
so I'm hiding it with myself!
[15:05] Mashiro
I think you just wanted to do that.
[15:07] Mashiro
And don't use your own body as a censor bar!
[15:11] Mashiro
Well, I'm glad you didn't fill your screen
[15:13] Mashiro
with an illustration extreme
enough to get you banned.
[15:16] Awayuki
I really am very sorry to have
abused this body you gave me.
[15:21] Mashiro
I guess I do understand, though.
SIGN If you enjoyed the stream, feel free to like and subscribe!
Collab partner -> Irodori Mashiro
Special thanks to:
Karei-sensei For more info about the art, click here
Kanzarin-sensei For more info about the art, click here
Hamashima Shigeo-sensei For more info about the art, click here
Shiokonbu-sensei For more info about the art, click here
[15:24] Awayuki
If you want to learn more about the art,
check out the links in the dooblydoo!
[15:32] Awayuki
That was fun!
[15:36] Awayuki
Manager Suzuki?
[15:38] Awayuki
Yes? Hello?
[15:40] Suzuki
Great work on your stream!
[15:42] Suzuki
Can you talk right now, Awayuki-san?
[15:44] Awayuki
Thanks! And I can talk now, yeah.
[15:48] Suzuki
Well... You see...
[15:51] Awayuki
Wh-Why are you hesitating?
[15:54] Suzuki
I'll just give it to you straight.
Soma Alice-san wants to collab with you.
[15:59] Awayuki
R-Right...
[16:01] Suzuki
She's actually been requesting
collabs for quite some time...
[16:05] Awayuki
What? Really?!
[16:07] Suzuki
Yes...
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
[16:08] Suzuki
Since before she debuted, even...
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN [email protected] Collab request
[16:11] Awayuki
Since before she debuted?!
[16:13] Awayuki
Huh?
[16:14] Awayuki
She actually DMed me just now.
SIGN Soma Alice
[16:18] Suzuki
She probably wants to request*
a collab with you directly.
[16:22] Awayuki
I see! How polite of her.
SIGN Dear my most beloved StroZero goddess Kokorone
Awayuki-dono, please forgive the rudeness of this
abrupt direct message. What might you be doing on this
beautiful streaming day? Ah, I suppose it is foolish to
ask that, since you stream every day. As I am constantly
watching your stream videos on an endless loop, it fills
me with great pleasure to see your number of videos
increase each day. Your streams accompany me in
the morning with refreshing birdsong; in the afternoon
when the sun is at its zenith; in the evening when
the crimson of the setting sun shines into my room;
and at night when I conclude my daily affairs. Your
streams fill every part of my body, stimulating
my every cell with joy. I, the humble Soma Alice...
[16:27] Awayuki
Wh-What the hell... Is this all
a message inviting me to collab?!
[16:33] Suzuki
Awayuki-san? Wh-What's the matter?
[16:36] Suzuki
Awayuki-san? Awayuki-san?!
SIGN Kohai Attack
[16:42] Awayuki
Hello. It's a not-so-lovely night
of light snowfall, isn't it?
[16:46] Alice
Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
SIGN I can't believe she agreed to this loooool
[16:51] Awayuki
Well, as her senpai,
I couldn't exactly say no.
[16:55] Alice
Goodness, this truly might be
the greatest day of my life!
[17:00] Alice
I'm collabing with Awayuki-dono,
my own personal goddess!
[17:06] Awayuki
When did I become a goddess again?
[17:09] Alice
You're the goddess of StroZero!
[17:12] Alice
The goddess of dirty jokes!
[17:13] Alice
The goddess of barfing!
[17:14] Alice
The goddess of fetishism!
SIGN She mixed in a lot of folk goddesses there
I guess that is how mythology happens (not really)
Proposal: Awa-chan is Zeus. Proof: They both like girls.
I'm okay with lots of goddesses, but what would the goddess of barfing even be?
That's the most random proof lol
Those deities all sound generous with themselves and others
Ragnarok? Does that mean Live-On was always in a mythological world?
Doesn't seem plausible for a human world at least
[17:15] Awayuki
So many goddesses!
[17:17] Awayuki
I think you've got a Ragnarok
going on in your head...
[17:20] Awayuki
Well, that's enough for introductions.
[17:23] Awayuki
I was thinking I'd let Alice
handle this segment.
[17:26] Awayuki
She hasn't told me what
she has planned yet, though.
[17:29] Awayuki
Could you please explain, Alice-chan?
[17:33] Awayuki
Eh? Alice-chan?
[17:35] Alice
Could you kindly wait one more moment?
[17:37] Alice
I was recording you saying my name just now!
[17:43] Alice
Obviously, I'm going to make
a video clip of it later!
[17:47] Awayuki
What for?!
[17:49] Alice
To use it!
[17:51] Awayuki
To use it for what?!
[17:52] Alice
To use it for what!
[17:55] Awayuki
I kind of hate that I understand
just what she means.
[17:59] Alice
Well, time to reveal what I have planned!
SIGN Fun Times Watch-Together
The Legendary Moment When
Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:02] Alice
The Fun Times Watch-Together of the
Legendary Moment When Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:08] Awayuki
Well, everyone, I'm afraid
the light snow has ended.
SIGN Thank You For Watching
[18:13] Awayuki
Let's meet again when the light snow falls!
[18:15] Alice
Oh, please, don't end the stream!
SIGN Fun Times Watch-Together
The Legendary Moment When
Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:17] Alice
We've only just started!
[18:19] Awayuki
Why in the world
[18:20] Awayuki
do I need to go back
[18:22] Awayuki
and watch my own cringe phase?!
[18:24] Alice
In preparation for this moment,
I spent thirty hours
[18:27] Alice
analyzing the moment of Shuwa-chan's birth.
[18:31] Alice
I believe the listeners will find
the segment quite gratifying!
[18:34] Awayuki
Alice-chan, perhaps it's time
for lessons in time management?
[18:40] Alice
What? What else would I ever spend
my time on besides you, Awayuki-dono?
[18:45] Awayuki
Man, that's so sad for so many reasons...
[18:48] Alice
Obviously, we don't have to
do it if you don't want to...
[18:53] Awayuki
I-I wouldn't say that...
[18:57] Awayuki
R-Right! I made a promise to Sei-sama before.
[19:01] Alice
That's right!
[19:03] (Flashback) Sei
Let's see...
[19:04] (Flashback) Sei
I'd like to see Awa-chan
rewatch her entire accidental stream.
[19:08] Awayuki
Sei-sama would be sad
if I let you do her segment!
SIGN Fun Times Watch-Together
The Legendary Moment When
Shuwa-chan Was Born!
SIGN N-No...
Found a good excuse to say no
I don't mind a little... NTR!
Oh, she did say that
Yeah, too bad...
Successful evasion...
[19:13] Awayuki
Sei-sama?!
SIGN I don't mind a little... NTR!
[19:15] Alice
That's the Sei-sama I know!
SIGN Yes! Stole her commitment NTR is love This lady is nuts Total reversal That's our Sei-sama, yep
SIGN Right?
SIGN Right?
[19:17] Awayuki
I swear... Everyone in Live-On
except Shion-senpai is abnormal!
SIGN I think Sei-sama's the number-one goddess of fetishism
Theory: Chami-chan doesn't seem normal because she doesn't go outside
I think Mashiron has a hidden dark side beneath that cool exterior
Hikari-chan is abnormal in a slightly different way imo
Such a breezy and comfy workplace
The newbies are throwing off the balance lol
This company is too deep
Harerun is the standard-bearer, after all
SIGN Normal
SIGN Normal
SIGN Abnormal
SIGN Abnormal
[19:23] Awayuki
Though I guess that includes me, huh?
[19:26] Alice
Do you mean...
[19:27] Awayuki
Never underestimate my broad-mindedness!
[19:30] Awayuki
I'll watch anything,
even my own cringe moments!
[19:34] Alice
Hooray!
[19:37] Alice
I pulled out some best-of clips
[19:39] Alice
from your legendary accidental stream
and the solo streams that followed it!
[19:44] Alice
Now, let us begin!
SIGN Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN Whew~
SIGN Whew~
[19:50] Alice
That was Shuwa-chan's birth cry!
[19:53] Awayuki
Not sure if "Whew" counts as a birth cry...
[19:56] Alice
That moment is like the birth
of a goddess to me!
SIGN Whew~
SIGN Whoo! You gotta love the sound of crackin' open a tall one!
[20:00] Awayuki
Whoo! You gotta love the sound
of crackin' open a tall one!
[20:05] Alice
That's the moment when you
chugged down a 350ml can,
[20:09] Alice
only to immediately open up a tall one.
[20:11] Awayuki
Looking back, my behavior back then
does seem a bit extreme.
[20:15] Awayuki
I certainly don't down them that quickly now.
[20:17] Awayuki
Shit! I'm g**ning out here!
[20:19] Awayuki
Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy!
[20:21] Awayuki
But I'm g**ning to your stream!
[20:23] Awayuki
Someone stop this girl!
[20:27] Alice
Declaring yourself the mommy of a genmate,
followed by your impassioned cry of gning...
[20:30] Alice**
Truly thrilling!
[20:32] Alice
I hope to apply myself to self-improvement,
so that you'll g**n to me someday as well!
[20:35] Awayuki
I've made up my mind!
SIGN I've made up my mind! I'm gonna marry StroZero!
[20:37] Awayuki
I'm gonna marry StroZero!
[20:41] Alice
That was the birth
of my ultimate rival in love!
[20:45] Awayuki
Who takes a canned highball as rival in love?!
[20:51] Awayuki
Girls who innocently say
dirty things is my kink, okay?
SIGN How do you explain saying you were
g°°ning to Hikari-chan?
[20:54] Awayuki
It'd be an insult not to r°b one out.
SIGN VTuber
Hot
Takes
SIGN The
Horny
One
SIGN When attracted to a woman, r°bbing one out is the way to go!
[20:57] Awayuki
In fact, when attracted to a woman,
r°bbing one out is the way to go!
[21:03] Awayuki
Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai...
SIGN what is happening here lmao
We hand-drawn anime now?
WHAT?!
New team of animators I guess
What school is this?
Is it just a new show now?
Super love confession time
Is this the part she spent the most time on?
Alice-chan does what she wants
It's weird to confess to two people at once
Please don't let Live-On be mad
Not practice, the real thing
The lines are definitely strange
I would die if a kohai abused me in this way
Embarrassed Awa-chan is adorable
Why did she work so hard on this
[21:08] Awayuki
I've always loved you guys!
[21:10] Awayuki
Please marry me so we can have sx!*
[21:14] Awayuki
What is this girl saying?!
[21:17] Awayuki
I'll kill her...
[21:19] Awayuki
I've got to kill this girl!
[21:23] Alice
Such pure, unrestrained words!
[21:27] Alice
Thank you for being born.
[21:29] Alice
Thank you for drinking StroZero!
[21:31] Alice
They're all amazing videos, in my opinion.
[21:34] Alice
How does it feel to look back on them now?
[21:37] Alice
Please, Awayuki-dono, tell us how you feel!
SIGN How do you feel? Hey, how do you feel? Is... she still breathing? It's adorable the way her kohai is accidentally beating her down Go on, tell her I am curious about that Please, tell us! Wonderful words for Awayuki-dono Stop it! Stop it! She's already dead! Wonderful... Really?
[21:42] Awayuki
I-I'm sure everyone in the audience
has a cringe moment or two in their past...
[21:51] Awayuki
But take heart, everyone!
[21:53] Awayuki
There are people like me in this world who
act as automated cringe-printing machines—
[21:59] Awayuki
for whom every second of their lives is cringe!
[22:03] Awayuki
I will never...
[22:04] Awayuki
again...
[22:06] Awayuki
look back at my past!
SIGN This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
and always in moderation.
SIGN This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
and always in moderation.
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