E9 - Episode 9

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SIGN    Miko-lo~
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[00:00] Shion
    Miko-lo, everybody!
SIGN    I stan variety segments
[00:02] Shion
    This is Mommy Kaminari Shion, the lady who
    would be mommy to Mother Thrsa if she could!
SIGN    Mommy Shion so cute
[00:06] Shion
    And today, I've got
    all my dear friends with me!
SIGN    So fun
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    Miko-lo~
    Miko-lo~
    Haven't had a big collab like this in a while!
     Here we go!
     Just what are you going to do here, Mommy Shion...
     Miko-lo, all!!!
     Miko-lo~
     Miko-lo~
     Mommy Shion will be a great mommy!
[00:10] Shion
    Can we all say hello?
SIGN    Haven't seen a big collab like this in a while!
[00:12] Awayuki/Sei/Hikari/Alice/Nekoma/Kaeru
    Miko-lo!
[00:14] Shion
    Oh, what a great job!
[00:17] Shion
    I'm Mommy Shion, and I'll be playing host
    and straightwoman to this week's segment,
[00:24] Shion
    the Live-On 1 Grand Prix,
    or L-1 Grand Prix for short!
[00:26] Shion
    Thank you all for coming!
[00:30] Shion
    Now, I'm going to make our streamers
    do skits on a given topic in pairs!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[00:38] Shion
    They won't have any knowledge
    of the topics in advance,
[00:40] Shion
    so I fully expect indescribable chaos...
[00:44] Shion
    But which team will give us
    the most memorable skit?!
[00:48] Shion
    The winner gets 200,000 yen!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix Winner
    Prize Money: ¥200,000
[00:51] Shion
    Mommy's funding this one out of her own pocket!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:26] Shion
    Here's our first pair!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[02:29] Shion
    The Kokorone Awayuki and Utsuki Sei
    "On-Air Faux Pair" is in the house!
SIGN    On-Air Faux Pair
SIGN    On-Air Faux Pair
[02:35] Sei
    Looks like it's our turn, Awayuki-kun.
[02:38] Sei
    Let's show them how it's done.
[02:40] Awayuki
    Yes! I'll show them an
    on-air faux pas for the books!
[02:44] Shion
    Shuwa-chan, it's not an on-air faux pas
    if you're trying to make it happen...
SIGN    This is so exciting, it's like a lead K°m°n Rider teaming up with a Sentai Red
     I think we're going to see mutual annihilation in the form of getting banned
     roflcopter fleet incoming
     "And here's our next pairing, matter and anti-matter..."
     At least come up with a good team name
     The °onsumer °ffairs °gency issued an alert about
    not combining these two Live-On substances
     Recipe for disaster
     Just try to keep collateral damage to a minimum...
SIGN    I wonder what the topics are like
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[02:50] Shion
    Okay, here comes your topic!
SIGN    Starting with these two?
     Setting the bar high, much?
[02:52] Shion
    Everyone, watch the stream!
[02:54] Shion
    Let's start the countdown to hell!
SIGN    These two will aim to cause an incident
SIGN    Convenience Store
[02:58] Shion
    Okay! The topic for our first skit
    is "Convenience Store"!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
    
    On-Air Faux Pair
[03:02] Shion
    All right! Let's get started!
[03:07] Awayuki
    Boy, it's cold out there!
[03:09] Awayuki
    What'll I buy today?
[03:11] Sei
    Hey. Welcomeinmymouth.
[03:14] Awayuki
    Huh? Did that clerk just say something?
[03:16] Sei
    Welcome in!
[03:18] Awayuki
    Gosh! You spoke so quickly,
    I thought you said something else at first!
[03:21] Shion
    You should get fired for that one!
[03:23] Awayuki
    Well, I think I'll buy a hot drink.
[03:27] Sei
    Excuse me, my most enchanting customer.
[03:30] Awayuki
    Wh-What?
[03:31] Sei
    As it happens, we've just begun
    stocking a certain kind of video.
[03:34] Sei
    Would you like to watch one?
[03:36] Awayuki
    What? You mean like movies?
[03:39] Awayuki
    That sounds great! What have you got?
[03:41] Sei
    Many things.
[03:43] Awayuki
    Do you have Spder-Mn XXX?
[03:45] Sei
    We do.
[03:45] Awayuki
    Do you have Irn Mn XXX?
[03:47] Sei
    We do.
[03:48] Awayuki
    Do you have Th* Avngrs?
[03:50] Sei
    No.
[03:50] Shion
    Why do you have the porn parodies
    and not the real thing?!
[03:54] Awayuki
    Well, I'll decide what I want to buy later.
[03:57] Awayuki
    I'd like to look around first.
[03:58] Sei
    By all means.
[04:00] Sei
    This convenience store, Lotion, run by I,
    Sei-sama, keeps many things in stock!
[04:05] Shion
    Why did your shop's name have to be that?!
[04:08] Awayuki
    Could you tally these up?
[04:11] Sei
    Very well.
[04:12] Sei
    Would you like to add a hot snack onto that?
SIGN    Recommended
SIGN    Futanari Set
[04:15] Sei
    I recommend our two-steamy-
    meat-buns-and-wiener combo.
[04:19] Shion
    Someone report her for sexual harassment!
[04:21] Awayuki
    I actually have a Gangr Tamago-chan
    fetish, so I'll take an oden egg.
[04:24] Shion
    You're banned from this world forever!
[04:26] Sei
    Well, here's your oden.
[04:29] Sei
    Would you like... these too?
[04:31] Awayuki
    Yes, please. I keep getting runs
    in mine, so I'm almost out.
[04:35] Sei
    You want to equip th-these?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You want to equip th-these? Hahh... hahh... °gulp°
[04:40] Awayuki
    That's a great impression
    of a shopkeeper from an RPG!
[04:44] Shion
    We officially apologize
    to all fantasy shopkeepers!
[04:47] Sei
    Is this all you wish to buy, Awayuki-kun?
[04:50] Awayuki
    No, there's also...
[04:54] Sei
    You want to equip th-these here?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You want to equip th-these here? Hahh... hahh... °gulp°
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
[04:58] Shion
    E-Equip them where? And why
    are you so hot and bothered?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A-Are you sure?
[05:02] Awayuki
    A-Are you sure? Maybe I'll try
    them on, just for a taste...
SIGN    Maybe I'll try them on, just for a taste... Heehee...
[05:07] Shion
    Why are you going along with her?
    Am I the one who's crazy here?!
[05:12] Sei
    While we're at it,
    let's equip those stockings, too!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    While we're at it, let's equip those stockings, too!
    How about it, Awayuki-kun?!
[05:15] Sei
    How about it, Awayuki-kun?!
SIGN    Sounds great!
[05:17] Awayuki
    Sounds great! I feel like my existing
    equipment is in the way, though...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I feel like my existing equipment is in the way, though...
SIGN    Cowlick
    
    
    T-Shirt
    
    
    Shoes
    
    
    StroZero
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Shuwa
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Equip.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    HP:
SIGN    GP:
SIGN    ATK:
SIGN    DEF:
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Head:
    
    
    Body:
    
    
    Legs:
    
    
    Weapon:
SIGN    Optimize
SIGN    Remove All
[05:21] Awayuki
    I'll take off all my equipment
    except the StroZero and the stockings.
SIGN    ---
    
    
    ---
    
    
    ---
    
    
    ---
SIGN    ---
    
    
    StroZero
    
    
    Stockings
    
    
    ---
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[05:34] Shion
    Our next pair is the Power Pair, starring
    Soma Alice-chan and Matsuriya Hikari-chan!
SIGN    Power Pair
SIGN    Power Pair
[05:41] Hikari
    Hi-ho! The festival lights
    bring a real hullaballoo!
[05:44] Hikari
    I'm Matsuriya Hikari!
[05:45] Alice
    All roads lead to Awayuki-dono!
[05:48] Alice
    I am Soma Alice!
[05:50] Shion
    Thanks so much for that introduction!
[05:52] Shion
    You're pairing up again today.
    I guess you guys get along well, huh?
[05:56] Alice
    Yes!
[05:58] Alice
    When I was investigating
    third-genners close to Awayuki-dono
[06:00] Alice
    as I searched for a way to breach her defenses,
[06:02] Alice
    I found my chemistry with
    Hikari-dono to be especially potent!
[06:07] Shion
    Not the pure motive I expected.
[06:11] Hikari
    Someday, I'll end up in the
    beloved-senpai position for Alice-chan!
[06:16] Alice
    Don't get so full of yourself,
    you oppai loli.
[06:19] Hikari
    What was that?! I'm not a loli!
[06:21] Hikari
    I'm old enough to drink!
[06:23] Alice
    Pardon me. I meant to say "legal loli."
[06:27] Hikari
    Change the "loli" part!
SIGN    Hikari-chan's energetic and cute
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[06:29] Shion
    Okay, but you'd better get it in gear
    if you want to win this contest!
SIGN    I love that pair! They get along so well
SIGN    Thanks for the term "legal loli"
SIGN    Hero and Demon King
[06:36] Shion
    "Hero and Demon King"! This one
    might be a little bit challenging!
[06:41] Shion
    Okay, start it up!
[06:44] Hikari
    Cruel and vicious Demon King!
[06:45] Hikari
    I, the Hero, shall bring you to your end!
[06:50] Alice
    A mere human rat seeks to
    defeat me, the Demon King?
[06:53] Alice
    Save your dreams for bedtime, fool.
[06:57] Shion
    This is great!
[06:58] Hikari
    I have too much at stake to lose now!
[07:01] Hikari
    I'll avenge my fallen comrades,
    Daniel, Johnny, Greg, Layla, and Daniel!
[07:08] Shion
    Did she just say "Daniel" twice?
[07:12] Alice
    P-Perhaps you had
    two comrades with the same name?
[07:16] Hikari
    Y-Yes! That's what I meant to say!
[07:20] Hikari
    With the sacred sword Excalibur,
    blessed by the Holy Princess's prayers,
[07:24] Hikari
    I shall defeat you!
[07:25] Hikari
    Her power now lies within this sword!
[07:29] Alice
    Do you have some reason to think that?
[07:32] Hikari
    I do!
[07:33] Hikari
    Because I ran the princess through
    with the sacred sword myself!
[07:38] Alice/Shion
    You ran the princess through?!
[07:42] Hikari
    It was the only way to defeat the Demon King.
[07:45] Alice
    Um, d-did the princess die?
[07:48] Hikari
    Yes. But her death won't be in vain.
[07:52] Hikari
    I stand now atop a mountain of sacrifices!
[07:55] Alice
    D-Do you? I feel a bit bad about that...
[08:01] Shion
    This is great, just great!
[08:02] Shion
    It's totally getting out of hand!
[08:03] Shion
    This is just what Mommy wanted to see!
[08:08] Hikari
    Here I come!
[08:10] Shion
    C'mon, mods! Mommy wanted to see more!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    Improv skits need that chaotic turn
SIGN    Ad-libs were gentle, Hikari-chan is cute
[08:15] Shion
    It's a shame, but let's move
    onto our last pair!
SIGN    This last team seems even more uncontrollable
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[08:18] Shion
    Can they forge an upset
    in this heated-up arena?!
[08:23] Shion
    Hirune Nekoma and Yamatani Kaeru's
    Reversal Pair!
SIGN    Reversal Pair
SIGN    Reversal Pair
[08:30] Nekoma
    I'm Nekoma, who smelled the beginnings
    of a lousy story and woke up from her nap!
[08:36] Kaeru
    Konnipple-wa to my chat mommies.
[08:39] Kaeru
    This is Kaeru, who mentioned that greeting
    might be growing rather worn out in a stream,
SIGN    Konnipple-wa!
    Worn out... nipples??
     You have a new one?
     Please don't say "worn out" about that!
     You have used it a lot lol
     Konniple-wa!
     "Nipple baby with bad greetings," huh?
     A new baby genre is born
[08:42] Kaeru
    only to be called a nipple baby with
    bad greetings for her troubles. Hmph.
[08:46] Shion
    Thanks, you two!
[08:48] Shion
    Is there a reason you decided to
    call yourselves the "Reversal Pair"?
[08:52] Nekoma
    I'll explain that one!
[08:55] Nekoma
    It's because I have tastes that are
    the total opposite of a normal person,
[08:59] Nekoma
    and because Kaeru-chan keeps
    regressing further into infancy over time,
[09:03] Nekoma
    hence "reversal"!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Professor Nekoma's Q&A Corner
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Q: Why the name "Reversal Pair"?
SIGN    A: Because I have tastes that are the total opposite
    of a normal person, and Kaeru-chan keeps regressing
    further and further into infancy over time,
    hence "reversal."
[09:04] Shion
    I see! I don't think I get it, but okay!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[09:08] Shion
    Here we go!
SIGN    These two are way off the beaten track
SIGN    Apology Press Conference
[09:11] Shion
    "Apology Press Conference"!
[09:13] Shion
    Your topic is an apology press conference!
[09:16] Kaeru
    Nekoma-senpai, have you ever
    had to apologize for anything?
[09:19] Nekoma
    Never.
[09:20] Kaeru
    That's a problem. Neither have I.
[09:21] Kaeru
    We have a severe handicap from step one.
[09:24] Shion
    Are you sure you want to put yourselves
    up on a pedestal like that?
[09:28] Shion
    Do you think you're saints or something?
[09:31] Shion
    Nekoma, why not apologize
    for all the ways you've used me
[09:35] Shion
    as the foil to your ridiculous antics?
[09:38] Kaeru
    Well, it does seem like we're
    not getting anywhere otherwise.
[09:41] Kaeru
    I'll act as the apologizer.
[09:43] Shion
    All ready to go, then?
[09:45] Shion
    Then, press conference... ready, start!
SIGN    Live-On Fourth Gen
     Yamatani Kaeru
[09:49] Kaeru
    Thank you all immensely
    for joining me here today.
[09:54] Kaeru
    The Yamatani Kaeru apology
    press conference will now begin.
[10:04] Kaeru
    I'm terribly sorry
    for all the trouble I've caused.
[10:09] Nekoma
    Nya-nyan!
[10:10] Nekoma
    Question from Hirune Nekoma,
    second-genner from Weekly Sentence Sprng!
[10:14] Nekoma
    It's said that Ms. Yamatani Kaeru
    ran onto set during filming
SIGN    Ran onto set during filming
SIGN    CG Recreation
SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru,
    invading a children's TV program
[10:17] Nekoma
    of the preschooler program "Mommy and Me."
SIGN    Held adoption forms to two female cast members
[10:20] Nekoma
    She then held out adoption forms
    to Song Mommy and Exercise Mommy,
[10:24] Nekoma
    pretending to be a young child
    and throwing the production into chaos!
SIGN    Pretended to be a young child, threw production into chaos
[10:30] Nekoma
    Is this all true?
[10:33] Kaeru
    Yes. Everything you've said is true.
[10:38] Nekoma
    And why did you do it?
[10:40] Kaeru
    If I may be blunt, I couldn't hold back
    my powerful desire to revert to infancy.
[10:47] Kaeru
    After all, though my body
    is that of a grown-up,
[10:51] Kaeru
    the burning soul slumbering
    inside me is that of a baby.
[10:54] Kaeru
    Thus, it truly pains me to even have
    my conduct be labeled inappropriate.
[11:00] Kaeru
    At the very least, in that moment, my
    excitement to be part of the show I've longed
[11:05] Kaeru
    to participate in for so long reduced
    all my thought processes to baby level.
[11:08] Nekoma
    I-Is that so?
[11:10] Nekoma
    It sounds like you're insisting
    you're a baby, then?
[11:15] Nekoma
    Would you mind if I asked your actual age?
[11:17] Kaeru
    Age is but a number.
[11:19] Kaeru
    The elderly are the ones who fail to see that.
[11:21] Nekoma
    No baby would ever say that!
[11:25] Kaeru
    On that point, isn't it strange that I am
    the only one receiving criticism in this case?
SIGN    Yamatani
SIGN    Objection!
[11:30] Kaeru
    I happen to know that that Nekoma reporter
    has committed numerous crimes of her own!
SIGN    Hirune
[11:35] Nekoma
    Nya?!
[11:36] Kaeru
    I'll expose all of your crimes,
    so prepare yourself!
[11:42] Nekoma
    Nya-nya-nya..
[11:44] Shion
    Oh! Wh-What just happened here?!
[11:46] Shion
    They're switching sides?
[11:48] Kaeru
    This is reporter Yamatani Kaeru.
[11:51] Kaeru
    Thank you for having me.
[11:53] Kaeru
    Recently, you invited
    three friends to play baseball,
[11:58] Kaeru
    but it was actually a baseball video game—
    the crappiest in history.
[12:01] Kaeru
    In other words, MAJ—
[12:03] Shion
    And the mods called it off!
[12:05] Shion
    We'll now announce the winner!
[12:08] Shion
    The most exciting and memorable skit was...
[12:12] Shion
    The On-Air Faux Pair!
[12:16] Sei/Awayuki
    Hooray!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix Winner
SIGN    Prize Money
[12:19] Shion
    You did seem the most in sync!
[12:22] Awayuki
    Yeah, I'm rakin' it in!
[12:25] Awayuki
    Yeah! Let's all get sushi
    not on a conveyor belt!
[12:29] Awayuki
    It's on me and Sei-sama!
[12:31] Sei
    Sounds good to me.
[12:32] Sei
    All streamers and staff who wish
    to participate, report to me.
[12:36] Sei
    Let's all have a magnificent night!
[12:39] Alice/Hikari/Nekoma/Kaeru
    Hooray!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    Please Wait
[12:47] Awayuki
    Pshah! It's like Lxnin for your eyes—
    Shuwa-chan's stream is now on air!
[12:52] Awayuki
    Today, I've invited Eirai-chan over
    to play a horror game!
[12:57] Eirai
    I don't really want to, though.
[13:00] Awayuki
    But you gotta do it, girl!
[13:03] Awayuki
    For those who are out of the loop,
    lemme explain.
SIGN    Testing the Theory...
SIGN    That a Zoo’s Director
    
    
    
    Should Know All Animal Trivia
[13:07] Awayuki
    This collab concept started
    from the animal trivia segments
[13:10] Awayuki
    Eirai-chan was doing on her own channel.
SIGN    What is the world's
    largest animal?
[13:13] Awayuki
    If she couldn't answer all the animal
    questions posed to her by her listeners,
SIGN    What is the animal
    most lethal to humans?
[13:17] Awayuki
    she'd be forced to undergo
    a punishment voted on by the chat.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Chat Punishment Survey
     No.1 Play a horror game
     No.2 ASMR Roleplay
     No.3 Ten rapidfire impressions
     No.4 Salt licorice taste test
     No.5 Acupressure foot massage
     No.6 Self-introduction rap
     No.7 Change speech tic for one week
     Other
SIGN    
    24.8%
    21.2%
    15.6%
    13.7%
    12%
    9%
    3.1%
    0.9%
SIGN    What is Director
    Eirai's weight?
SIGN    What is Director
    Eirai's weight?
[13:22] Awayuki
    "What is Director Eirai's weight?!"
[13:25] Awayuki
    Unable to answer, she was forced
    to wave the white flag.
[13:29] Awayuki
    But she's technically an animal,
    so she couldn't object.
[13:32] Awayuki
    A true strategic victory!
[13:34] Awayuki
    Then her moment of defeat got clipped
    and blew up online.
SIGN    Weight?!
SIGN    Director falls on her sword (to save herself)
[13:38] Awayuki
    Anyway, here's the punishment
    that was decided on!
SIGN    Ao Oni
SIGN    That takes me back LFG huge face lol There we are! You've never played this? Fr? Good luck finishing it... Just looks like HIAKIN to me I'm scared of the sounds
[13:43] Awayuki
    What's more, Eirai-chan famously cannot
    handle horror games. At all.
[13:47] Eirai
    I don't wanna do it.
[13:50] Eirai
    I thought pairing up might make it more
    bearable, so I begged my senpai to help me.
[13:54] Awayuki
    And so,
[13:55] Awayuki
    I am here!
[13:57] Awayuki
    Anyway, that's that.
[13:58] Awayuki
    If you loved me enough to choose me as
    your partner, you shoulda said so earlier.
[14:02] Awayuki
    Wanna have sx?
[14:04] Eirai
    Please don't add to my
    already existing punishment.
[14:07] Eirai
    You just seemed the most likely one
    to disrupt a horror game's atmosphere.
[14:13] Awayuki
    Shucks, so I'm like your
    emotional support person?
[14:17] Awayuki
    Wanna have sx?
[14:18] Eirai
    Is copulation all you think about? Bad girl!
SIGN    Eirai
     "You're like a cat in heat!"
[14:21] Eirai
    You're like a cat in heat!
[14:22] Eirai
    Honestly.
[14:23] Eirai
    Let's just start playing the game already.
[14:26] Awayuki
    I "played" with a game just yesterday!
SIGN    Awayuki
     "I 'played' with a game just yesterday!"
[14:28] Eirai
    Please keep your pornographic
    admissions to yourself.
[14:31] Awayuki
    Live-On!
[14:32] Eirai
    Okay, let's begin.
SIGN    Ao Oni
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
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SIGN    An abandoned mansion on the outskirts of town.
SIGN    It's said that monsters appear there.
SIGN    Takuro
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SIGN    It's cleaner in here than I expected.
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SIGN    Mika
SIGN    I feel a chill...
[14:54] Awayuki
    Go for it, Eirai-chan! Relax, relax!
[14:57] Eirai
    You can only be so calm
    because you've played this before!
SIGN    Hiroshi
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SIGN    It's locked.
[15:02] Awayuki
    Horror games are a great thing!
[15:04] Awayuki
    Try to think of it like the game's
    creator making you their plaything,
[15:08] Awayuki
    sending jolts through you
    at carefully pre-planned moments!
[15:10] Awayuki
    Doesn't it get you all hot and bothered?
[15:12] Awayuki
    Wanna have sx?
[15:13] Eirai
    I don't think that's how you're
    supposed to enjoy horror games!
[15:17] Eirai
    And stop coming onto me already!
[15:19] Awayuki
    Aw, what's the big deal?
[15:22] Awayuki
    It's just my schtick,
    like how you act the know-it-all.
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The dishes are cracked.
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You acquired Dish Fragment.
[15:26] Eirai
    It may be time to retire
    that particular schtick.
[15:29] Awayuki
    Oh?
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You acquired Library Key.
[15:33] Awayuki
    Hey, great job! Keep it up!
[15:39] Eirai
    I-I saw it! I just saw it, up there at the top!
[15:45] Eirai
    ...That's a fun fact!
[15:46] Awayuki
    Stay calm, Eirai-chan!
[15:47] Awayuki
    You almost forgot your schtick!
[15:49] Eirai
    But I saw it there!
    You can't blame me for being surprised!
[15:53] Awayuki
    Okay, okay. I guess it was there.
[15:57] Eirai
    I want to go home!
[15:59] Awayuki
    Now, now.
[16:00] Awayuki
    You're locked in, and you gotta
    find your missing friends, right?
[16:04] Eirai
    I'm not staying in this dangerous place!
[16:07] Eirai
    I'm just going to leave without them!
[16:10] Awayuki
    You're walking right into the most clichéd
    death in the book, you know that?
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You acquired Bedroom Key.
[16:16] Eirai
    What is this?
[16:18] Eirai
    No, stay away!
[16:21] Awayuki
    Run, run!
[16:23] Awayuki
    Better look alive, or the Ao Oni
    is gonna give it to you!
[16:26] Awayuki
    Things are about to get very eventful!
[16:27] Awayuki
    Your chastity is in danger!
SIGN    Go, Eirai!
[16:30] Eirai
    You're making it so much worse!
    Whose side are you on?!
[16:43] Eirai
    In that case...
[16:46] Eirai
    I'll shred you to pieces, asshole!
[16:49] Eirai
    Let's see what color you bastards bleed!
[16:52] Eirai
    I'll make strawberry or blueberry jam
[16:56] Eirai
    based on the color of the pulpy mess
    I find after I cut you to pieces!
[17:00] Eirai
    Time to die!
[17:05] Eirai
    Huh? Game over?!
[17:07] Eirai
    How about you go screw yourself?!
[17:13] Eirai
    Oh, ah... Sh-Shuwa-chan-senpai...
[17:17] Eirai
    Did you hear that?
SIGN    Winter Zoo
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Sonokaze Eirai
[17:21] Eirai
    H-Hello? Can you hear me?
[17:25] Eirai
    It's Director Eirai speaking!
[17:29] Eirai
    Did I... just doom myself to
    a career of crazy comedy?
SIGN    Live-On
[17:35] Awayuki
    Welcome to Live-On, Eirai-chan!
[17:39] Eirai
    No!
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
SIGN    I did not foresee this development A late bloomer. The Shuwa-chan of 4th gen Wow, I thought she was the zoo director but she's actually the zoo don Sh-She's like a gang boss Too late Noooooooo!!! lol Total future comedian
[17:42] Eirai
    I can't believe this has happened...
[17:45] Eirai
    This is why I didn't want
    to play a horror game!
[17:48] Awayuki
    Now, now, cheer up.
[17:51] Awayuki
    C'mon, pick up that old know-it-all tone
    of yours. Drop an animal fact or two.
[17:55] Eirai
    You better get the hell off my ass!
[17:59] Awayuki
    F-Forgive me, Don Eirai!
[18:01] Awayuki
    Please don't run a raid on our agency!
[18:04] Eirai
    That's "Director," not "Don"!
[18:07] Eirai
    And I'm really not like that at all.
SIGN    Totally like that
     Deliberating
     Hmm, well...
     Director < Don
     The mask slips at last
     Hey!!!
     Excuse me...?
     What kind of movies are those lol
     Can't put that genie back in the bottle
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
[18:11] Eirai
    It's just, there was a time
    when I was really into movies like that,
[18:14] Eirai
    and those old habits resurfaced
    just a teeny, tiny bit...
[18:20] Awayuki
    Sorry, Don.
[18:22] Awayuki
    We're in a business that's all about character.
[18:24] Awayuki
    Once ya screw up, there ain't no going back.
[18:27] Awayuki
    I used to be pure... and now look at me.
[18:31] Awayuki
    You get it, right?
[18:33] Eirai
    Stop talking like that!
[18:35] Eirai
    I'm still a zookeeper! And that's a fact!
[18:37] Eirai
    It's not over yet! It's not!
SIGN    Definitely Over
[18:40] Awayuki
    Hello! I'm definitely over!
[18:42] Eirai
    But... But... I don't want to
    give up being the zookeeper!
[18:47] Eirai
    Perhaps that was the real me just now,
[18:50] Eirai
    but the zookeeper is also a part of me!
[18:52] Eirai
    So I intend to fully continue on as the
    animal-loving Director Eirai of the zoo!
[18:58] Awayuki
    Yeah, I totally get how you feel right now.
[19:01] Awayuki
    I fully intend to preserve my Awa side, too.
[19:04] Eirai
    All regrets are behind me!
[19:06] Eirai
    Even this unfortunate accident
    will fuel me in the future!
[19:10] Eirai
    Even if some of my listeners are disappointed,
[19:13] Eirai
    I'll surely return to them as a new me!
[19:17] Awayuki
    Nice one! That's our gang boss!
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
[19:21] Awayuki
    Now, let's continue
    the horror game, Eirai-chan!
[19:24] Eirai
    Well... I feel like I've already
    been punished enough,
[19:27] Eirai
    so I'd prefer to call it a day.
[19:29] Awayuki
    Too bad!
[19:31] Eirai
    I've made a terrible mistake
    with my chosen partner!
SIGN    Takeshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
[19:37] Awayuki
    Hey, it's the human vbrator.
[19:40] Eirai
    I won't dignify that with a response.
[19:42] Awayuki
    Hey, it's the anthro v*brator.
[19:45] Eirai
    Why did you think I would dignify
    that with a response?
[19:48] Awayuki
    Look, there was an actor who they said
    had an orgasm-inducing face,
SIGN    Orgasm-Inducing Face
[19:51] Awayuki
    so why not a body tailor made
    for triggering the big O?
SIGN    Orgasm-Producing Body
[19:54] Eirai
    Stop saying things that are
    almost actually cool.
[19:56] Eirai
    Let's just end this alrea—
[20:01] Eirai
    Hey, someone get off your ass
    and open the damn door!
[20:04] Eirai
    I know you're in there!
[20:06] Awayuki
    Wow, it's an actual raid!
[20:08] Awayuki
    Never seen one before!
[20:09] Eirai
    You! You!
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    I see...
    Come along with me.
    You can't just stay here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Mika
SIGN    You've gotta be kidding me!
    I'm not wandering around
    a mansion full of monsters!
[20:17] Eirai
    Your name's Mika, you say?
[20:20] Eirai
    That means "nice fragrance,"
    if I remember right...
[20:23] Eirai
    I'd like to turn yer blood into perfume!
[20:30] Eirai
    Wh-Where did this
    kickboard-looking-thing come from?!
[20:33] Awayuki
    Wanna call it Kickboard-chan?
[20:35] Eirai
    Who?!
[20:38] Eirai
    What is all this?!
[20:40] Eirai
    Oh, but they're in a cage...
[20:49] Awayuki
    Eirai-chan, you're almost out!
[20:52] Eirai
    Really?!
SIGN    Hiroshi
[20:53] Eirai
    A-At last, this hell is over...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Takuro! Are you all right?
SIGN    Takuro
SIGN    It's dangerous to be alone.
    Want to work together?
[20:56] Eirai
    I feel like I'm going to cry.
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    Takuro joined the party.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Item
     Save
     End Game
SIGN    Play Time
SIGN    Steps
SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Item
     Save
     End Game
SIGN    Play Time
SIGN    Steps
SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
[21:07] Eirai
    Wh-What's...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    Item
     Save
     End Game
SIGN    Play Time
SIGN    Steps
SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Her screams sound just like a beaver Where did that come from Shuwa-chan's such a prankster lol AAaaaAAAaaaaaAa!!!! Deja vu
[21:18] Eirai
    Th-That was a manufactured call, not of
    a beaver but of an animal called a marmot!
[21:24] Eirai
    And if you make clips of that with my voice
    replaced, I'll see you at the family HQ!
[21:29] Awayuki
    Let's at least say "zoo"
    rather than gang office.
SIGN     Watching over Eirai-chan
[21:37] Awayuki
    Congrats, Eirai-chan!
[21:39] Awayuki
    That's the actual ending of the game!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Time to Complete
[21:44] Eirai
    Thank goodness! That took so long!
[21:48] Awayuki
    And now, Eirai-chan...
[21:50] Eirai
    Yes? What is it?
SIGN    #WinterZoo
SIGN    Trending
    
     DonEirai
    
    EiraiStream
    
    Live-On
    
    Shuwa-chan
    
    AoOniStream
SIGN    Trending
     DonEirai
     EiraiStream
     Live-On
     Shuwa-chan
     AoOniStream
[21:59] Eirai
    What?!
[22:03] Eirai
    "Keep working your hardest"?
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.