E7 - Episode 7

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[00:04] Awayuki
    What awesome weather!
[00:09] Awayuki
    I've got a great feeling about today!
[00:17] Awayuki
    H-Hey!
[00:18] Awayuki
    Are you all right, miss?
[00:21] Kaeru
    Don't you ever stop and help.
[00:22] Awayuki
    Uh, I have to!
[00:25] Kaeru
    Please... no job-hunting...
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:02] Kaeru
    I feel better now.
[02:04] Kaeru
    I'm sorry to make you get water for me...
[02:05] Awayuki
    Hey, no problem.
[02:07] Awayuki
    Anyone would do the same if they saw
    someone collapsed on the floor.
[02:10] Kaeru
    That voice...
[02:12] Awayuki
    But are you sure you don't have
    to go to the hospital?
[02:16] Kaeru
    I don't. I didn't collapse
    for a physical reason.
[02:19] Kaeru
    It was more of... a trauma reaction.
[02:21] Awayuki
    Trauma?
[02:22] Kaeru
    I used to be a manga artist.
SIGN    Serialization or bust!
SIGN    Goal: A five-volume series!
[02:26] Kaeru
    But I never made it,
    even after years and years.
[02:29] Kaeru
    Feeling I'd hit a wall, I decided
    to seek standard employment,
[02:33] Kaeru
    but I was pushing thirty
    and had no particular qualifications,
SIGN    REJECTED
[02:36] Kaeru
    so every company rejected me.
[02:38] Kaeru
    I ended up developing a physiological
    reaction to the very idea of job-hunting.
[02:44] Awayuki
    Then the reason you collapsed earlier...
[02:47] Kaeru
    Yes, I came here to the agency for a meeting,
[02:50] Kaeru
    but as I was walking, I suddenly
    realized I was in an office,
[02:53] Kaeru
    my body began trembling,
[02:54] Kaeru
    and the world around me went black.
[02:56] Awayuki
    A physiological rejection of job-hunting...
    I'm getting serious déjà vu.
[03:02] Awayuki
    Um... Would you happen to be...
[03:05] Awayuki
    Yamatani Kaeru-san?
[03:08] Kaeru
    O-Oh, yes...
[03:10] Awayuki
    Thought so.
[03:11] Awayuki
    Well, I'm not sure if you'd recognize me,
    but I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[03:17] Kaeru
    Of course you are!
[03:19] Kaeru
    Oh, I've humiliated myself
    in front of my esteemed senpai...
[03:23] Awayuki
    H-Hey, that's all right.
    I'm hardly that important.
[03:26] Kaeru
    How could you say that?!
[03:28] Kaeru
    You're one of the brightest stars
    in the Live-On constellation!
[03:32] Kaeru
    Please don't self-deprecate before me...
[03:35] Awayuki
    O-Oh, you think?
[03:38] Awayuki
    My kohai's starstruck over me! This rocks!
[03:41] Awayuki
    Still, it must be hard going through that
    just because you came into an office.
[03:45] Kaeru
    Yes... They let me stick to
     remote meetings until now.
[03:49] Kaeru
    I told myself I should grow up
    and at least meet them in person,
[03:54] Kaeru
    but I suppose I couldn't handle it.
[03:56] Awayuki
    I hear you.
[03:58] Awayuki
    So what was it that made you
    want to be a VTuber?
[04:02] Kaeru
    I thought it would let me be a baby.
[04:05] Awayuki
    Wait... I thought the baby thing was an act.
[04:09] Kaeru
    No, it's genuine.
[04:11] Kaeru
    Though my listeners seem to
    call me the crazy baby lady,
[04:14] Kaeru
    and the anti-employment chick, and such...
[04:18] Awayuki
    And you're okay with that?
[04:20] Kaeru
    Yes.
[04:21] Kaeru
    They contribute to my popularity and
    keep the need for a real job at bay,
[04:24] Kaeru
    so I welcome the trolls.
[04:26] Awayuki
    Your dedication to not working is impressive!
[04:29] Kaeru
    I intend to truly put my life
    into my VTuber career.
[04:34] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan's a little bit of an oddball,
[04:37] Awayuki
    but she's also really honest with herself.
[04:41] Awayuki
    Hey, I've been wondering.
[04:44] Awayuki
    Do you not wanna do collabs and stuff?
[04:47] Kaeru
    Well... I'd actually really like to...
[04:51] Kaeru
    But I'm a bit of an oddball, aren't I?
SIGN    I mean, so are all of us...
SIGN    I mean, so are all of us...
[04:55] Kaeru
    I'm worried I might cause
    trouble for my partners.
[05:02] Awayuki
    Hey, no need to worry there!
[05:05] Awayuki
    The girls of Live-On are no shrinking violets!
[05:09] Awayuki
    They'll pick up what you're laying down
    and have a great time!
[05:13] Kaeru
    They... will?
[05:15] Awayuki
    You bet!
[05:17] Awayuki
    To prove it, let Shuwa-chan
    be your first collab partner!
[05:21] Kaeru
    R-Really?
[05:23] Awayuki
    Yeah!
[05:26] Awayuki
    Live-On is totally nuts,
    but it's really accepting.
[05:29] Awayuki
    I'll show you!
[05:31] Awayuki
    Then you'll get even more popular,
[05:33] Awayuki
    and you can rub it in the faces of
    the haters who didn't see your genius!
[05:42] Awayuki
    O-Okay!
[05:44] Awayuki
    Now that that's decided, time is money!
[05:46] Awayuki
    Strike while the iron is hot!
[05:48] Awayuki
    Drink the StroZero while it's cold!
[05:50] Awayuki
    Let's do an offline collab right here and now!
[05:53] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san!
[06:01] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan... This is your first time
    appearing in one of my videos, right?
[06:06] Kaeru
    Th-That's right. I'm still new here.
[06:09] Awayuki
    Nervous?
[06:10] Kaeru
    Yes, just a bit.
[06:12] Kaeru
    Since I'm still quite inexperienced...
[06:15] Awayuki
    Can I ask how many partners you've had?
SIGN    Regarding collaborations
[06:18] Kaeru
    Actually... I haven't had any.
[06:21] Awayuki
    What?! You mean...
SIGN    REGARDING COLLABORATIONS
[06:23] Kaeru
    That's right. I'm a virgin.
[06:27] Kaeru
    It mostly tends to be me, by myself,
    sucking on pacifiers. Because I'm a baby.
[06:31] Awayuki
    Oh, so that's what you like to roleplay, huh?
SIGN    WHILE STREAMING
[06:34] Awayuki
    Well, let's get started!
[06:36] Awayuki
    Anyway, this is gonna be an offline collab with
    Kaeru-chan, who I bumped into at the agency!
[06:43] Awayuki
    Looking forward to it, Kaeru-chan!
[06:44] Kaeru
    I'm quite thrilled to be here.
[06:47] Kaeru
    Now, I need to start with
    a message to my chat mommies.
[06:52] Awayuki
    Oh? What is it?
[06:54] Kaeru
    The truth is...
SIGN    Very Mommy
    Near Mommy
    Mommy-ish
[06:56] Kaeru
    Today, I met the apex mommy
    I've been searching for!
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
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SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
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SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
[07:00] [SONG] sign
     Limit: 1
[07:02] Kaeru
    She's right here, Mommy Kokorone Awayuki!
SIGN    why do the streamers here always start off on the most baffling notes?
     wut
     I see... I see...
     "I was worried about her getting mixed up with
    a bad senpai but the kohai is worse" trope?
     She'd walk a mile for her mommy lol
     "Ultra-Mommy" is a power word
     This chick's got so many mommies she's ranked 'em
     Do... we really want to believe it?
     Shuwa-chan's found another weird one
     uh?
[07:06] Awayuki
    Wut?
[07:08] Kaeru
    I'd like to call you "Mommy"
    as an expression of my respect.
SIGN    Mommy
SIGN    Mommy
[07:12] Kaeru
    Obviously, I'd never turn a mommy down,
[07:14] Kaeru
    but rather than "something-something mommy,"
SIGN    XX Mommy
[07:16] Kaeru
    the only one I'll call just "mommy"
[07:18] Kaeru
    is you, my ultra-mommy
    Kokorone Awayuki-senpai!
SIGN    Ultra-Mommy
SIGN    Ultra-Mommy
[07:22] Awayuki
    H-Hang on a minute.
[07:23] Awayuki
    Do I suddenly have a child now?!
[07:25] Kaeru
    While visiting the Live-On office,
    I passed out from a job-hunting seizure.
SIGN    job-hunting
[07:29] Kaeru
    For a moment, I thought that was the end,
[07:31] Kaeru
    but then Mommy appeared
    in a halo of light and saved me.
[07:35] Kaeru
    She held me in the warmest of embraces.
[07:37] Kaeru
    When she brought me water, it was as if
    she'd let me suckle at her breast itself.
[07:42] Kaeru
    And the way she listened to my troubles
    was the pinnacle of mommy-tude!
[07:47] Kaeru
    "She's the only mommy for me!"
[07:49] Kaeru
    That was the mommy bolt that struck my heart!
[07:52] Awayuki
    Okay, feeling a bit lost right now,
[07:56] Awayuki
    but I can tell you that respect me
    and you're feeling better, so...
[08:00] Awayuki
    It's cool, I guess!
[08:01] Kaeru
    Please continue to raise me well, Mommy.
SIGN    "Birds of a feather" is a phrase designed for Live-On...
    "job-hunting seizure"? sounds serious
     We're trying to get listed not on the stock market but in the Ch°rgeman K°n world
     Dang, she can't StroKeep up without her StroZero
     What's a mommy bolt
     Awa-chan's so nice! I could fall into the gap between her and Shuwa
    Just give up Shuwa-chan lol
     Not a false pregnancy but a false birth
    She acted like water was breast milk... I want what she's smoking
[08:06] Awayuki
    Kokorone Awayuki now has
    a daughter older than her!
[08:10] Awayuki
    Don't ask me to explain!
SIGN    We're forming a family tree around Shuwa-chan I think
     Hey! Kaeru-chan! Your mommy's right here!
    Shuwa-chan, don't think about it too hard
     Kaeru-chan's cute when she's happy
SIGN    
    Hey! Kaeru-chan!
    Your mommy's right here!
[08:15] Awayuki
    L-Look! You've already got Mommy Shion!
[08:18] Awayuki
    She's way more mommy-riffic than me!
[08:21] Kaeru
    Naturally, I stan Mommy Shion quite hard.
[08:23] Kaeru
    But she sometimes has a tinge
    of madness about her.
[08:27] Awayuki
    Yeah, I hear that.
    She fed me StroZero from a baby bottle!
[08:31] Kaeru
    What a treat! I envy you!
SIGN    
    I'll take good care of you!
    I'll do everything for you from morning till night!
SIGN     Kaeru-dono, Awayuki-dono's daughter?
    Then if I marry Kaeru-dono, I too should be
    her daughter? Now I must concoct a plan!
[08:36] Awayuki
    Business as usual, huh?
[08:38] Kaeru
    Well, now that things are warmed up,
    let's proceed to the day's segment, Mommy.
[08:44] Awayuki
    That's right!
SIGN    Topic Box
[08:45] Awayuki
    We'll use this thing
    we prepared to talk about stuff!
[08:49] Awayuki
    And away we go!
[08:51] Awayuki
    Here we are!
SIGN    Your latest obsessions
[08:53] Awayuki
    "Your latest obsessions"!
[08:56] Awayuki
    Wow, now there's a classic.
[08:58] Kaeru
    Do you have any obsessions, Mommy?
[09:00] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[09:02] Awayuki
    I've been growing my collection
    of out-of-print StroZero cans,
[09:05] Awayuki
    and I find myself taking them down
    and gazing at them with glee!
[09:09] Kaeru
    You're the only person in the world
    who would treat StroZero as fine art...
[09:13] Awayuki
    It's so beautiful!
    What's wrong with drinking it in?
[09:16] Awayuki
    So what are you into lately, Kaeru-chan?
[09:18] Kaeru
    Well, I frequently do solo karaoke these days.
[09:22] Awayuki
    Oh? What do you sing?
SIGN    Back to Top
SIGN    Current Playlist
SIGN    The Doggy Policeman
    
    
    
    The Elephant
    
    
    
    The Frog Song
    
    
    
    Omocha Cha-cha-cha
    
    
    
    Koinobori
    
    
    
    Sacchan
SIGN    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
[09:24] Kaeru
    Children's songs!
[09:25] Kaeru
    That's all I sing. Because I'm a baby, you see!
[09:29] Awayuki
    That's commitment to the bit!
[09:30] Kaeru
    I'm also quite into steak, though
    I can't afford anything too expensive.
[09:36] Awayuki
    Oh, you like meat?
[09:38] Kaeru
    Well, I do like meat,
[09:40] Kaeru
    but when you eat steak,
    they give you a paper apron.
[09:44] Kaeru
    I can pretend it's a bib and enjoy
    the idea of doing baby roleplay in public!
[09:50] Kaeru
    Feeding my appetite and my baby fetish
    at once leaves me doubly satisfied!
[09:53] Awayuki
    Don't add weird things
    to the four great desires!
SIGN    Four Great Desires
[09:55] Kaeru
    Four? Aren't there three great desires?
[09:58] Awayuki
    Desire for food, sleep, sex,
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Sex
[10:01] Awayuki
    and StroZero! That's four!
SIGN    StroZero
[10:03] Awayuki
    Everybody knows that.
SIGN    
     Oh? What about desire for hypnosis?
[10:05] Kaeru
    Like mother, like daughter, I suppose!
SIGN    
     And desire for Awayuki!
[10:08] Kaeru
    Next up...
SIGN    Your Favorite Books
[10:10] Kaeru
    Oh, favorite books!
[10:12] Kaeru
    I quite love picture books.
[10:15] Kaeru
    Do you read, Mommy?
[10:17] Awayuki
    Do I read?
[10:19] Awayuki
    I think I Want to Drink Your StroZero
    is a masterpiece!
[10:22] Kaeru
    What in the world?
[10:24] Kaeru
    You sound like an awful person who
    wants to steal someone else's alcohol.
[10:28] Awayuki
    So what books do you like, Kaeru-chan?
[10:30] Kaeru
    I like Longing for Mommy and
    Mommy Robs Without Hesitation.
SIGN    Longing for Mommy
SIGN    Mommy Robs Without Hesitation
[10:34] Kaeru
    Because I'm a baby, you see!
SIGN    GOO GOO GA GA
[10:36] Awayuki
    I haven't read those, but I suspect
    you're ripping off my bit!
[10:40] Kaeru
    By the way, are there any
    quotes you especially like?
[10:45] Awayuki
    "I exist, that is all,
SIGN    Pretty obsessive
     Who said this?
     Why is that your favorite quote
     This got abstract real fast
     Not sure I understand this one
     I sympathize, sometimes I wanna throw up too
     That happens when you drink the hair of the dog
     Spoken like a true pioneer in barf streams
     Seems legit
[10:48] Awayuki
    and I find it nauseating."
[10:51] Awayuki
    Maybe that one?
[10:52] Kaeru
    Is it about a hangover?
[10:54] Awayuki
    Well, anyway!
[10:55] Awayuki
    On to the next topic!
[10:58] Awayuki
    Here we go!
SIGN    Impressions
[10:59] Kaeru
    This is more like an improv game.
[11:02] Kaeru
    Can you do impressions, Mommy?
[11:04] Awayuki
    Leave it to me!
[11:06] Awayuki
    All right!
[11:07] Awayuki
    Hear the tale of a girl
    who found a StroZero tall can
[11:10] Awayuki
    in the StroZero River filled with
    highly carbonated StroZero and drowned!
[11:18] Awayuki
    There's a tall can in the StroZero.
[11:22] Awayuki
    I'm gonna go get it.
[11:24] Awayuki
    Oh, this StroZero's deep!
[11:27] Awayuki
    Blub blub blub! Blub blub blub!
[11:31] Kaeru
    This is just the meme.
[11:35] Awayuki
    Wait, this StroZero...
[11:38] Awayuki
    It's good!
SIGN    IT'S GOOD
[11:39] Kaeru
    It's different now!
[11:44] Kaeru
    Mommy's dangerous. In many ways!
[11:47] Awayuki
    This river's so tasty. So tasty!
[11:55] Awayuki
    I managed to drink the whole thing.
[11:57] Awayuki
    If it weren't StroZero, I'd be a goner.
SIGN    Why in the world would there be a tall can in a StroZero river
     Don't make a StroZero river sound like a natural phenomenon!
     My StroZero? If you want it, you can have it. Find it!
    I left everything this world has to offer there!
     If there was a river like that all the animals would get loopy like you!
     We only just met and I already love you
     The joke delivery is so deadpan there's no room for a straight man to interject!
[11:59] Kaeru
    And she actually survived it.
[12:02] Awayuki
    Okay, Kaeru-chan! Take it away!
[12:06] Kaeru
    I feel a bit hesitant
    after a disaster like that...
[12:09] Awayuki
    But you gotta! C'mon, I did one!
[12:13] Kaeru
    Very well.
[12:16] Kaeru
    The concept is "Mommy's first stream."
[12:20] Kaeru
    Gummembmemah! Immeffeff amemmer
    memmme migh memmmemm memhah?
[12:23] Awayuki
    Hey! I wasn't that bad!
[12:30] Kaeru
    Goodness. Mommy has me pinned to the floor!
[12:33] Awayuki
    Now I'm gonna become your !
[12:36] Awayuki
    Take this, and this, and this!
[12:37] Awayuki*
    Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!
[12:41] Kaeru
    Mommy's gonna make me a mommy!
[12:45] Awayuki
    "I'm your mommy's mommy who
    made your mommy into a mommy!"
SIGN    Newtype? No, Zerotype?
    Speak Japanese
     Is this heaven?
    What are we looking at here
[12:48] Awayuki
    is what I'll say when the baby is born!
SIGN    
     Is this heaven?
[12:51] Kaeru
    I'm gonna be a baby having babies by my
    mommy who has a mommy named Mommy Shion!
[12:56] Awayuki
    Babbomic Bang!
SIGN    Thank You For Watching
[13:08] Kaeru
    Hey, Mommy.
[13:09] Awayuki
    Yes?
[13:11] Kaeru
    Thank you for doing this today.
[13:13] Awayuki
    Hey, thank you!
[13:16] Awayuki
    That was a really fun stream.
[13:19] Kaeru
    Yes. It truly was.
[13:24] Kaeru
    You've given me faith in myself, Mommy.
[13:29] Kaeru
    I'll never forget meeting you today.
[13:35] Awayuki
    Kaeru-ch—
[14:01] Kaeru
    I have a goal now.
[14:04] Kaeru
    I'm going to make you proud
    to have me as a daughter.
[14:12] Awayuki
    What a weird feeling.
[14:15] Awayuki
    I joined Live-On because I admired
    Hareru-senpai and the second-genners.
[14:21] Awayuki
    But now I'm the one being admired.
[14:27] Kaeru
    I'm going to work harder
    and harder at my streams!
[14:30] Kaeru
    I'm also going to work even harder at collabs!
[14:32] Awayuki
    Great!
[14:33] Kaeru
    But because you're my ultra-mommy,
[14:38] Kaeru
    I hope you'll collab with me again.
[14:41] Awayuki
    You bet!
[14:55] Awayuki
    We're here! Fujiyama Amusement Park!
[14:58] Chami
    The normie holy land!
[15:00] Chami
    It's amazing! Amazing!
[15:03] Chami
    Awayuki-chan, let's hurry!
[15:06] Awayuki
    Chami-chan. You were so excited
    you didn't sleep much last night, right?
[15:09] Awayuki
    You okay?
[15:10] Chami
    I'm fine!
[15:12] Chami
    My adrenaline's been pumping
    since you first invited me out!
[15:16] Chami
    Going to an amusement park with
    a friend is like a dream come true!
[15:19] Chami
    I feel like my feet aren't
    even touching the ground!
[15:22] Awayuki
    They literally aren't!
[15:25] Awayuki
    I'm glad my invitation made you so happy.
[15:30] Awayuki
    But that's no excuse for
    getting lost in the station!
[15:33] Chami
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:36] Chami
    I got swept away by the crowd and
    suddenly didn't know where I was...
[15:40] Awayuki
    "Help me, Awayuki-chan!" You don't know
    how much that call freaked me out!
[15:45] Awayuki
    There's lots of people here too,
    so be careful, okay?
[15:47] Chami
    Okay...
[15:50] Chami
    Between here and the station, it's hard
    to believe there are so many people!
[15:54] Awayuki
    You want to start by taking a pic
    in a grammable spot?
[15:58] Chami
    Sure!
[16:00] Chami
    An amusement park with a friend...
[16:02] Chami
    I'm at last approaching true extroversion!
SIGN    Extrovert
SIGN    Extrovert!!
[16:05] Girl A
    Yeah, I totes don't get it.
[16:07] Girl B
    Wanna pose for this one?
SIGN    Extrovert Level
SIGN    High School Girls
SIGN    Group
SIGN    Together
SIGN    Laughing
[16:13] Awayuki
    Chami-chan?
[16:15] Chami
    Be careful, Awayuki-chan!
[16:17] Chami
    Their extrovert level far exceeds ours!
[16:20] Chami
    Let's give them a wide berth!
[16:21] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, what are you even afraid of?
[16:23] Girl A
    Hey, want me to snap your pic?
[16:26] Awayuki
    Hey, thanks!
SIGN    Makankosappo
[16:35] Chami
    We'll start with this!
[16:37] Awayuki
    As your starter ride?!
[16:40] Announcer
    Are you ready?
[16:42] Announcer
    Countdown start!
[16:43] Chami
    Awayuki-chan...
[16:44] Announcer
    Three, two, one!
[16:46] Chami
    Help me.
[16:52] Awayuki
    Murderous acceleration!
[17:15] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, you're a big old baby
    about scary rides!
[17:18] Awayuki
    Why'd you choose that one?
[17:20] Chami
    I have a few acquaintances who say
    I'm a socially anxious introvert,
[17:24] Chami
    so I wanted to ride the big one
    and show them what I'm made of!
[17:27] Awayuki
    I think this sort of thing
    is why they say that.
[17:30] Chami
    But actually riding it really was something!
[17:33] Chami
    I thought I was going to die vomiting.
[17:37] Awayuki
    You almost went to
    the big barf river in the sky.
[17:39] Awayuki
    Barfing at that speed would actually
    make quite the silvery trail!
[17:43] Chami
    Hey, don't make it sound like the Milky Way.
[17:48] Awayuki
    How about the spinning teacups next?
[17:50] Chami
    Great! Let's do it!
[17:55] Awayuki
    Huh? What's wrong, Chami-chan?
[17:57] Chami
    I'm embarrassed to ask, but I was hoping
    I could stop by the bathroom first...
[18:04] Awayuki
    Oh, right.
[18:05] Awayuki
    What do you wanna do? I'm fine riding after.
[18:10] Chami
    Don't worry.
[18:11] Chami
    It's not so bad I can't hold it in.
[18:14] Chami
    Look, it's nearly our turn.
[18:16] Awayuki
    Hey, here we go!
[18:24] Chami
    Hey. Awayuki-chan.
[18:27] Awayuki
    Yes. I think I know what you're going to say...
[18:30] Awayuki
    Want to finish by making a
    memory we'll never forget?
[18:33] Chami
    Yes. Let's do it!
[18:37] Awayuki
    In that case...
[18:39] Awayuki
    Full-power spinning!
[18:47] Awayuki
    It's carrying me away!
[18:51] Chami
    This speed isn't good...
[18:54] Chami
    G-Gonna pee...
[18:56] Chami
    Pee myself...
[18:57] Chami
    Pee myself!
[19:06] Awayuki
    The teacups are a thrill ride
    for the semicircular canal.
SIGN    Eek
SIGN    Eek
[19:19] Chami
    Was that the cry of a normie couple?!
[19:21] Chami
    What a terrifying haunted house jumpscare!
[19:23] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, I don't think
    that's an intentional jumpscare.
[19:31] Awayuki
    So good!
[19:33] Chami
    It really is!
[19:35] Chami
    Do you like thrill rides
    in general, Awayuki-chan?
[19:39] Awayuki
    I think I'm better with them than I used to be.
[19:43] Awayuki
    Getting down off a thrill ride feels
    kinda nice, like after I drink StroZero!
[19:49] Awayuki
    Mind if I Shuwa out?
[19:51] Chami
    Please don't absorb StroZero
    from amusement park thrill rides.
[20:03] Awayuki
    Want to ride the Ferris wheel last?
[20:06] Chami
    Yes! Yes!
[20:11] Awayuki
    I think we'll get right on!
[20:14] Chami
    I'm not even on it, and I already
    feel like I'm soaring to heaven!
[20:18] Chami
    I'm so glad to be alive!
[20:21] Awayuki
    Okay, let's go.
[20:22] Chami
    Right!
[20:25] Chami
    Getting to go on a normie-exclusive ride
    like the Ferris wheel...
[20:30] Chami
    Awayuki-chan. Thank you!
[20:35] Awayuki
    Hey, our gondola's here. Let's get on!
[20:37] Chami
    Coming!
[20:39] Staff
    Closing now.
[20:49] Awayuki
    Isn't this fun, Chami-chan?!
[20:51] Awayuki
    Alone in a high place,
    and in a captive situation!
[20:55] Awayuki
    Isn't it exciting?!
[20:57] Chami
    No...
[20:58] Chami
    It's not!
[21:00] Chami
    It's not!
[21:02] Chami
    It's not!
[21:07] Awayuki
    And that's how it went down!
[21:10] Chami
    It was quite eventful, but we made
    a lot of wonderful memories!
SIGN    Glad they went to the amusement park together
     Just glad you had fun!
     The cage-type of all things lol
     Chami-chama, great work getting out!
     Another step closer to extroversion!
     Knew them going to an amusement park together would be eventful
    So precious
    When the cell photo came out I thought Shuwa-chan had locked her up
    Awa-chan chose the cage type on purpose lol
     Okay it's just a date now
    Congrats on your first amusement park visit with a friend
SIGN    Hotel
[21:14] Awayuki
    After the amusement park, we stayed
    at a nearby hotel we'd made a reservation at,
SIGN    Sightseeing
[21:18] Awayuki
    then did a little sightseeing the next day!
[21:22] Chami
    It really was fun!
[21:24] Chami
    Thank you for going with me, Awayuki-chan!
[21:26] Awayuki
    Hey, no problem!
[21:28] Awayuki
    I haven't been to an amusement park
    in forever, so I loved it!
[21:31] Awayuki
    Let's go out again sometime!
SIGN    Drop the tea about the hotel
    A girly get-together at a love hotel?
    IT'S HABBENING
    i can see shuwa-chan showing up post-strozero
    and coming onto chami-chan as if i was there
     Chami-senpai could be my sub-mommy
SIGN    Chami-senpai could be my sub-mommy
[21:36] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan's there.
SIGN    Chami-chan
     Sub-mommy
     Sub-mommy!
    Mommy
[21:39] Chami
    I-I won't be anyone's mommy that easily.
[21:42] Chami
    You should try to become
    an independent lady like me!
[21:46] Awayuki
    Incidentally...
[21:48] Awayuki
    When we went to the
    convenience store to buy dinner,
[21:51] Awayuki
    the clerk was stocking
    the drinks from the back,
[21:54] Awayuki
    and just as Chami-chan
    reached out to grab one...
SIGN    EEEEEEEK!
[21:59] Awayuki
    She got so scared, she let out the loudest
    scream I'd heard from her all day!
SIGN    lol
     A Chami-chan-packed episode from start to finish
     oh man so cute
     You can't go into a haunted house if that scares you
     Glad the hand didn't grab you!
     Convenience store staff = scarier than haunted house
     An independent lady, yep, story checks out
     Louder than in the amusement park, amazing
     That stuff is scary af!
[22:04] Chami
    P-Please forget that part!
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.