E6 - Episode 6

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SIGN    Quiz!
    The Wonders
    of Animals
[00:00] Eirai
    Hey-ho, everyone!
[00:03] Eirai
    I'm the director of the
    Eirai Zoo, Sonokaze Eirai!
[00:07] Eirai
    We've got some wonderful guests
    to play with us at the Eirai Zoo today!
[00:13] Eirai
    I'll be hosting a quiz on some of
    the more wondrous qualities of animals,
SIGN    Will our zookeeper be okay? I think Mommy Shion is the only one who can herd these cats...
     That's... quite a lineup...
     She managed to keep up with Sei-sama before, so she she might be okay?
     I don't think we're going to get a single decent answer from this lineup of freaks...
    It basically is just a zoo where the animals can speak lol
     Big personalities. As big as the ramen bowls at T°nk°ippin
     Is our zookeeper a masochist??
     I love how she shoots people down with a gentle mommy voice
     Looking forward to Director Eirai's efforts here!!
     Whose idea was this?
[00:17] Eirai
    and my senpais will be buzzing in
    to answer my questions!
[00:21] Awayuki
    Leave it to me! With some StroZero
    in me, I've got no blind spots!
[00:25] Nekoma
    I'm hoping my knowledge of
    crappy games helps me out here!
[00:28] Hikari
    I spent all day practicing
    buzzer-mashing for this!
[00:32] Hikari
    Hikari's invincible today!
[00:34] Eirai
    So... None of you thought
    to study up on animals, then?
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:09] Eirai
    All right, let's get to the first question!
[02:12] Eirai
    The wild vervet monkey likes
    a certain treat beloved by humans.
[02:17] Eirai
    What treat is it?!
[02:19] Awayuki
    Something monkeys like, huh?
[02:22] Nekoma
    Starting off with a hard one, huh?
[02:24] Hikari
    I got it!
[02:26] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, buzzing in fast!
[02:28] Hikari
    I thought it might be sweet, sweet cake!
SIGN    Cake
[02:30] Hikari
    They eat it all together as friends!
[02:33] Eirai
    Too bad!
[02:35] Eirai
    But that was a very sweet and charming answer!
[02:38] Hikari
    Aw, I got a compliment!
[02:41] Nekoma
    Me!
[02:41] Nekoma
    That indispensable friend during
    crappy game endurance streams,
SIGN    Energy Drink
[02:44] Nekoma
    the energy drink!
[02:47] Eirai
    I'm afraid monkeys don't do
    crappy game endurance streams!
[02:51] Eirai
    You were quite close, though!
[02:55] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please!
[02:59] Awayuki
    This one's easy.
[03:01] Awayuki
    Every human's favorite treat...
[03:03] Awayuki
    The answer must be...
[03:05] Awayuki
    Booze! StroZero!
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Is that your final answer?! She's really got the dumbo face down lol That's your favorite, not the monkeys'! No idea where she got the idea that all of humanity loves StroZero but okay This turned into a gag game show so quickly You took so long to come up with that?
[03:09] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai is correct!
[03:13] Awayuki
    That was supposed to be a stupid joke...
[03:15] Nekoma
    The whole world's glitching out!
[03:17] Eirai
    The vervet monkeys of the Caribbean Sea
    love alcohol so much,
[03:22] Eirai
    they'll steal it from tourists!
[03:24] Awayuki
    Some day I'll raise a glass
    with the vervet monkeys!
[03:28] Eirai
    Now, the second question!
[03:31] Eirai
    The world's largest millipede,
    the giant African millipede,
[03:35] Eirai
    has a curious way of protecting
    its eggs from predators.
[03:38] Eirai
    What could it be?
[03:40] Awayuki
    Gotcha!
[03:41] Eirai
    Will Shuwa-chan-senpai get two in a row?
[03:44] Awayuki
    I don't have a real answer,
[03:46] Awayuki
    but I totally wanna do ovition roleplay!
[03:50] Eirai
    Just because your last gag didn't land
[03:53] Eirai
    doesn't mean you need to turn the
    whole show into a comedy routine...
[03:57] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, if you please!
[03:59] Hikari
    The mommy millipede stays with
    the eggs to keep them nice and safe?
SIGN    Mommy protects
[04:04] Eirai
    So close!
SIGN    Millipede
SIGN    Centipede
[04:05] Eirai
    It's the centipede that protects her eggs
    until they hatch, not the millipede!
[04:11] Hikari
    Wow, really?
[04:13] Nekoma
    You keep getting really close
    to the right answer, Hikari-chan!
[04:18] Hikari
    Aw, shucks!
[04:20] Eirai
    Well, Nekoma-senpai, it's all up to you!
[04:24] Nekoma
    All I could think of was that a crappy
    millipede B-movie sounds like a ton of fun.
[04:29] Nekoma
    I'm thinking "crap" is a thing
    that would go great with millipedes...
[04:34] Eirai
    Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say?
[04:36] Nekoma
    I said crap would go great with millipedes...
[04:42] Eirai
    Nekoma-senpai, that's exactly correct!
[04:44] Eirai
    Yes, the answer is crap!
    It's all about the poop!
SIGN    50-70 eggs
[04:49] Eirai
    The giant African millipede
    wraps its eggs in its own poop
[04:53] Eirai
    to make it harder for predators to find them!
[04:56] Awayuki
    Objection! You stretched really hard
    to make that her answer!
[05:00] Eirai
    Did not!
SIGN    The zookeeper's so nice She really keeps things moving along! They'll never get anywhere if she doesn't move them along The magnanimous zookeeper accepts it as a correct answer... Stretching is a skill too! exactly lmao
[05:02] Eirai
    I just can't let you turn this
    whole show into open mic night,
[05:05] Eirai
    so I'm trying to keep things moving along!
[05:09] Eirai
    Now, Shuwa-chan-senpai and
    Nekoma-senpai have one point each!
[05:13] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, try to get on the board!
[05:17] Hikari
    I'll try!
[05:18] Eirai
    Now, the third question!
[05:21] Eirai
    The ocean-dwelling polyclad flatworm
[05:22] Eirai
    is a hermaphroditic species, possessing
    both male and female characteristics!
[05:26] Eirai
    During intercourse, they engage
    in a rather peculiar behavior!
[05:29] Eirai
    What could it be?!
[05:31] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please!
[05:33] Awayuki
    I happen to think your choice
    of animals is overly obscure.
[05:37] Eirai
    Please don't use your answer time to complain!
[05:41] Awayuki
    I'd rather discuss acesulfame potassium,
    which lives inside my sweet StroZero!
[05:46] Eirai
    I'm afraid that's a chemical
    compound, not an animal!
[05:51] Eirai
    Yes, Nekoma-senpai?
[05:53] Nekoma
    Before they can do the deed, they need
    to unlock a date event to seal the deal!
[06:00] Eirai
    Oh, really? And what
    would happen in this event?
[06:03] Nekoma
    The classic date at the movies!
[06:05] Nekoma
    Thus, the answer is...
[06:06] Nekoma
    They have an all-night
    Shrkndo series marathon!
[06:11] Eirai
    I'm afraid that would shatter
    any possible deal!
[06:15] Nekoma
    Aw, but those movies rock!
SIGN    Date
[06:19] Hikari
    Tch, tch, tch!
[06:20] Hikari
    You two just don't get it!
[06:23] Nekoma
    Hikari-chan's got that smug know-it-all aura...
[06:26] Hikari
    Love can only happen when you hit
    each other with your true feelings!
[06:31] Hikari
    The answer, in other words... is battle!
SIGN    Battle
[06:35] Hikari
    Hooray!
[06:36] Eirai
    That's exactly correct, Hikari-senpai!
[06:39] Eirai
    During intercourse, polyclad flatworms
    engage in a battle known as pnis fencing,
[06:43] Eirai
    wherein each tries to penetrate
    the other with its own genitalia!
[06:47] Nekoma
    That's totally not what
    Hikari-chan was picturing!
[06:51] Awayuki
    These questions are way too bizarre!
[06:54] Eirai
    If, during pnis fencing,
    one manages to penetrate the other,
[06:57] Eirai
    it then injects it with its sperm,
[07:00] Eirai
    and the inseminated flatworm
    becomes the mother!
[07:04] Awayuki
    I'm gonna make you the !
[07:06] Awayuki
    ...is probably what they shout when they fence.
[07:08] Hikari*
    I don't really get it,
    but I'm glad I got the right answer!
[07:13] Eirai
    Well, Hikari-senpai got a correct answer,
    which means you're tied across the board!
[07:18] Nekoma
    Nice work, you guys!
[07:20] Hikari
    But I'm gonna win this one!
[07:22] Awayuki
    And I'm gonna get the biggest laugh!
[07:26] Eirai
    I'm sorry to say,
    but this will be our final question!
[07:29] Eirai
    Whoever gets this one correct wins!
[07:32] Eirai
    The desert horned lizard is found
    in Mexico and South America.
[07:37] Eirai
    When attacked by a predator,
    it has a curious way of defending itself!
[07:40] Eirai
    What could it be?!
[07:42] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai, could you please
    stop reflexively hitting the button?
[07:48] Awayuki
    I've been thinking over
    the trend of your questions
[07:50] Awayuki
    and coming up with counter-strategies.
[07:53] Eirai
    That doesn't sound very credible, I'm afraid.
[07:56] Awayuki
    When a predator attacks, then...
[08:00] Awayuki
    it throws a kiss...
[08:03] Awayuki
    and wins it over with its
    bouncy, bouncy assets!
[08:08] Eirai
    You just said all that as a preface
    to a silly gag, didn't you?
[08:12] Awayuki
    I regret none of my answers!
[08:17] Nekoma
    I've got you this time, Shuwa-chan!
[08:19] Eirai
    I can tell her answer's going to be wrong
    before I even hear it.
[08:24] Nekoma
    It digs up old game cartridges
    buried in the desert
[08:27] Nekoma
    and uses them to pulverize the predator!
[08:30] Nekoma
    They call it the video game crush!
[08:33] Eirai
    I feel like I've heard a similar phrase before,
[08:36] Eirai
    but it's not correct!
[08:38] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, please give us your
    answer and show them what's what!
[08:43] Hikari
    A funny answer...
    A funny answer... A funny answer...
[08:47] Eirai
    Look! Because of you two, now Hikari-senpai's
    trying to give joke answers too!
[08:54] Hikari
    A-Ahem...
[08:55] Hikari
    Here's mine, then.
[08:57] Hikari
    The desert horned lizard
    protects itself... with...
[09:02] Eirai
    With...?
[09:03] Hikari
    Eye... beams!
[09:08] Hikari
    Huh?
[09:09] Eirai
    That's correct, Hikari-senpai!
[09:13] Hikari
    No way!
[09:15] Eirai
    That's right!
[09:16] Eirai
    The desert horned lizard
    defends itself from predators
[09:19] Eirai
    by firing blood from its eyes like a beam!
[09:24] Nekoma
    Never expected Hikari-chan's honest
    attempt at a joke answer to be right.
[09:28] Awayuki
    She's the ultimate gag-killer.
[09:31] Eirai
    And so, Hikari-senpai is our winner!
SIGN    Ei-right on, ei-right on!
     I'd love to watch a series of this, please do it again!
     I miss eye beams
     Well done, well done!
     Seems about right since none of them were taking it seriously
     Don't go on a quiz show with StroZero brainrot lmao
     These big collabs are so great
     video game smash lolol
     I was healed by Hikari-chan's innocent answers
     Well done, well done!
     The zookeeper streamer dealt with their gags perfectly!
[09:35] Eirai
    You did it, Hikari-senpai! Ei-right on!
[09:39] Hikari
    Well... Okay, I guess I still won?
[09:42] Hikari
    Hooray!
[09:44] Nekoma
    Congrats!
[09:45] Awayuki
    Congratulations, Hikari-chan!
[09:46] Awayuki
    But don't grow complacent!
    I'll win next time for sure!
[09:49] Eirai
    I don't know why Shuwa-chan-senpai
    sounds so confident about that!
[09:53] Awayuki
    So... Next up, please hold
    a dirty joke game show!
[09:57] Eirai
    Why would you suggest that?!
[09:59] Eirai
    That has nothing to do with animals!
[10:02] Awayuki
    Fair 'nough!
SIGN    Quiz!
    The Wonders
    of Animals
[10:17] Awayuki
    Th-The hell you say?!
[10:20] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai wants me to be
    a guest on Live-On News?!
[10:26] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai's popular Sunday-night
    segment where she plays
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream
[10:32] Awayuki
    the best clips from streamers for the week!
[10:34] Awayuki
    That is... Live-On News!
[10:38] Awayuki
    And I get to do an offline collab with her!
[10:44] Shion
    Welcome, Awayuki-chan!
[10:46] Awayuki
    Th-Thanks for having me!
[10:52] Shion
    Thanks for collabing with me today!
[10:54] Awayuki
    No, thanks for inviting me!
[10:57] Shion
    I'll bring some drinks,
    so please, make yourself at home.
[11:03] Awayuki
    Her room is so tastefully decorated,
    just like you'd expect...
SIGN    Baby Infirmary
    How to Raise a Baby
    Doting on Your Sweet Infant
    Babies (For Mothers) How to Raise, How to Love
    The Big Baby Encyclopedia
    The Baby Book
    Hello, Baby!
    Loving Your Baby
    Understanding Your Baby!
[11:13] Awayuki
    Wh-What's all this?
[11:16] Shion
    What's the matter, Awayuki-chan?
[11:18] Awayuki
    Sh-Shion-senpai?
[11:22] Shion
    I brought your drink.
[11:25] Awayuki
    Th-Thanks...
[11:27] Awayuki
    But, um...
[11:28] Awayuki
    What is that you've got there?!
[11:31] Shion
    It's your StroZero bottle, of course!
[11:35] Awayuki
    Okay, but why a baby bottle?!
[11:38] Shion
    You promised on stream before, didn't you?
[11:41] Shion
    That you'd let me feed you
    StroZero from a baby bottle...
[11:43] Awayuki
    Yeah, I did, but why
    are you actually doing it?!
[11:50] Shion
    I've been wondering if it's really all right
    for me to stay the way I am now.
[11:58] Shion
    See, watching all you adorable,
    troublesome children
[12:02] Shion
    made me realize what I really want...
[12:06] Shion
    I want to be Mommy to all of you!
[12:11] Awayuki
    The crazy fourth-genners have
    completely corrupted Shion-senpai...
[12:17] Awayuki
    Is that what this is?!
[12:18] Shion
    No need to worry.
[12:21] Shion
    I'll take really good care of you...
[12:24] Shion
    See?
[12:36] Shion
    Here! StroZero Mommy's here!
[12:40] Awayuki
    M-Mommy...
[12:42] Awayuki
    Goo goo...
[12:52] Awayuki
    Mommy...
[12:54] Awayuki
    Mommy...
SIGN    Resume
SIGN    Resume
[12:57] Shion
    Great soundbite!
[13:00] Shion
    Now to put this up on Cheeper!
[13:03] Awayuki
    Goo goo...
[13:05] Shion
    Look! It's getting recheeped like crazy!
SIGN    Um, what are you doing, Mommy Shion?
SIGN    I don't know what to do with this new fetish reveal,
    but I have unzipped in confusion.
SIGN    Hearing Awayuki-chan's voice start in despair,
    but then as the StroZero takes effect...
[13:15] Awayuki
    Oh, you were just trying to get
    an audio clip. I was wondering...
[13:21] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai?
[13:22] Shion
    Why are you trying to stand up, little baby?
[13:26] Awayuki
    U-Um, you can't really...
[13:27] Shion
    I don't believe babies
    can talk like that, either.
[13:33] Awayuki
    G-Goo goo.
[13:37] Shion
    Live-On News!
[13:39] Shion
    Miko-lo!
[13:41] Shion
    I'm everybody's mommy, Kaminari Shion!
[13:44] Shion
    Time for your weekly Live-On News!
SIGN    Mommy Shion! Miko-lo!
     Sunday nights are the best nights of the week!
     Miko-lo!
     Live-On certainly isn't hurting for content...
     Miko-lo, mommy
     Giving me life
     This is a great segment
     Going to talk about that??
     It's time!
     It's been an eventful week
     My little reward for a hard week of work
    I can't face Monday without it
[13:49] Shion
    And we have a delightful
    guest with us this week!
[13:52] Awayuki
    Goo-goo! Goo goo ga ga goo go ga!
SIGN    Goo-goo! This is Shuwa-chan, playing today's baby!
SIGN    For first-time viewers, let me tell you... she put
    StroZero in a bottle and made her play a baby
     what what what lolol
     Baby Shuwa-chan!
     She's suddenly talking like a baby, lmao
     whoa whoa whoa lol
     What? What did she say??!
     hmm yes I see
     Is this a new gimmick?!
     She's evolved into a streamer who can't speak Japanese
     This is total chaos but I have faith
    in Mommy Shion to keep it straight
     An offline collab with Shuwa-chan?!
     wtf
     lololol
[13:59] Shion
    Here's our first story!
SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee
SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee
[14:01] Shion
    A gacha turns Asagiri Hareru
    into a chimpanzee!
[14:04] Awayuki
    That's our Hareru-senpai.
    Even the segment title is out there.
[14:09] Shion
    Well, Shuwa-chan, take us to the video, please!
[14:13] Awayuki
    Copy that!
SIGN    Ran... I love you...
SIGN    Ran... I love you...
SIGN    Pulling Until
    I Get Her
SIGN    Running through the
    Vernal Light Gacha
[14:14] Awayuki
    StroZeroll that tape!
[14:17] Harerun
    Okay, here comes my first ten-pull!
SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe!
[14:20] Harerun
    Of course, with as much love as I've given her,
    I'm sure she'll come home right away!
[14:24] Shion
    Hareru-senpai is trying to pull
    her favorite character from BanG Dream!
[14:28] Hareru
    Here we go!
SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe!
SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse
SIGN    Kirigaya Toko
SIGN    Ice Cornet
SIGN    Ushigome Rimi
SIGN    Joy Time!
SIGN    Toyama Kasumi
SIGN    Flowery Dolls
SIGN    Wakamiya Eve
SIGN    I'm a Penguin Too!
SIGN    Tsurumaki Kokoro
SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse
SIGN    Tsukushi Futaba
[14:38] Hareru
    Well, no luck on that first pull, but...
[14:40] Shion
    But even though she keeps buying ten-pulls,
    she never gets the card she wants.
SIGN    90,000 Yen Spent Already
[14:46] Hareru
    I-I'm sure to pull her soon...
[14:50] Hareru
    Okay, I'm gonna pull
    the next one with my nipple.
[14:53] Hareru
    I feel the power of destiny flowing
    from my areola into my nipple!
SIGN    This is how gambling ruins people KEEP IT ON!!! STAY DRESSED!!!
     What is that supposed to be? Somehow I'm not turned on I pulled her on the first try
     WHOOOOOOOA I think she spent so much money it broke her
     Hey someone stop her!! huh?! Area B?! keep it on keep it on keep it on keep it on
     say WHAT?! you're gonna get banned! That realistic clothing noise
     high school girl (all characters in this game are age 18 or older)
     If this actually works I'm gonna strip down for my next gacha
     That's Live-On for you SOMEONE CALL THE STAFF!
     yeah I hear smartphones are covered in nasty germs
    TAKE IT OFF!!! She's always been broken
     w w w wait a minute THIS IS NUTS naked gacha?!
     Our Harerun will always pull!! OurTube-kun, don't die!!
     (10,000 yen) Please forgive me You can't strip on a stream!
     This is worse than the licka licka lick
     I activate Decisive Power of Absolute Destiny!
     Ran! Come to me!!! Tell me her panty color!
[14:57] Hareru
    Don't try to stop me!
[14:58] Hareru
    Let my feelings reach her!
    Let them reach her... through my nipple!
SIGN    ...We're already third-years, huh...
[15:06] Ran
    We're already third-years, huh...
SIGN    Past Longing
SIGN    Mitake Ran
[15:14] Hareru
    Yahoo! Ook ook ook!
[15:16] Shion
    And that's it for the tape.
[15:18] Shion
    As you can see, pulling her fave's card
    turned her into a chimpanzee!
[15:21] Awayuki
    Yeah, she was some chimpanzee there!
[15:23] Awayuki
    Also, I'd like to buy the smartphone
[15:25] Awayuki
    that now has Hareru-senpai's
    genetic material stuck to it.
[15:28] Shion
    Wh-What did you just say?!
[15:30] Awayuki
    I'll go as high as a million.
[15:32] Shion
    That's not the issue!
[15:33] Shion
    Really, chat, what are you saying now?
SIGN    All right! Auction battle!
     Thank goodness, Mommy Shion's straight womanning is alive and well
     hey hey hey now
     yeah yeah that's not the issue (though I definitely get it)
     She's very intimidating sometimes huh?
     Hareru material... (under debate)
     Didn't she admit during that first crazy stream that she was flat broke?
     I just figured that was Mommy Shion proving she was part of Live-On
[15:36] Shion
    I've never stopped playing the straight woman
    to this pack of comedians! I'm the normal one!
[15:41] Awayuki
    Except when you start
    demanding we act like babies.
[15:46] Shion
    Oh? I have no idea what you're
    talking about, Shuwa-chan...
[15:50] Shion
    Should we go back to square one...
[15:52] Shion
    or perhaps square zero,
    so that I can raise you properly this time?
[15:56] Awayuki
    Wh-What... does zero mean... in this context?
[15:59] Shion
    Why not get back inside my womb and find out?
[16:06] Awayuki
    I-I've never known fear like this before...
[16:09] Shion
    Well, enough silly tangents!
[16:12] Shion
    Let's move on to our next story!
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record
[16:14] Shion
    Matsuriya Hikari sets a new
    super-spicy yakisoba speedrun record!
[16:19] Hikari
    Today's opponent is a tough one,
    the super-spicy max yakisoba...
[16:22] Hikari
    But Hikari is confident in her victory!
[16:27] Hikari
    Let's eat!
[16:34] Hikari
    Super-spicy or not,
    I can eat yakisoba at supersonic—
[16:45] Hikari
    Y-You haven't... beaten... me... yet!
[16:51] Hikari
    Burn out... your life!
[16:56] Awayuki
    H-Hikari-chan's on fire!
[16:58] Shion
    Hikari-chan went on to set a new record
    of 1 minute, 20 seconds!
[17:06] Hikari
    A-All done...
[17:09] Hikari
    I'm crying about my new record,
    not because of the spice...
[17:15] Shion
    And that's the tape!
SIGN    The girl who fought yakisoba... and won
     Hikari-chan's such a herbo
     Awakening
     Yep
     my tummy hurts lololol
     She really made a comeback huh
     seriously, both the chewing and
    swallowing whole strategies
    are tough there
     Hikari-chan is shining!
     It's so spicy she can't even breathe
     If a spicier one shows up she's definitely doing it lol
     This girl is gonna end up fighting a lion or a gator
     wtf is the record lmao
     masochist breathing
[17:17] Shion
    Shuwa-chan, what did you think of that video?
[17:20] Awayuki
    Though beaten down by the spice, Hikari-chan
    dug deep and finished it like a champ!
[17:26] Awayuki
    It makes me wanna be her mommy!
[17:28] Shion
    Oh? What's that you say, Shuwa-chan?
[17:31] Shion
    I, Kaminari Shion, am Hikari-chan's mommy!
[17:35] Awayuki
    Oh? Oh? I was the one with the mettle
    to gn my brains out over Hikari-chan.
[17:39] Awayuki**
    I, Kokorone Awayuki, am the only one
    worthy of being her mommy!
[17:43] Shion
    You're her genmate, but I'm her senpai.
[17:46] Shion
    That makes me her mommy by default.
[17:49] Awayuki
    The inability to comprehend the joys
    of a younger or same-age mommy
[17:52] Awayuki
    suggests declining mommy faculties
    on your part, does it not?
[17:55] Awayuki
    Well, Shion-senpai?
SIGN    When did they start actually start a custody battle (so confused) Shuwa-chan, real mommies don't gn over their daughters I like soft and sweet mommies and these kinds of mommies too Doesn't look like either one's backing down lolol Same-gen or senpai, your reasons for wanting to be her mommy are too weird... this is ridiculous lol A strong but bad argument Shuwa-chan talks a big game but she lacks fundamental mommy qualities ding fight! What even is a mommy, though? wha happen lol
[17:58] Shion**
    It seems we may have to settle the score
    on which of us is her real mommy, then.
[18:03] Awayuki
    Glad we're on the same page.
[18:05] Hikari
    Gosh, today's Live-On News is so much fun!
[18:10] Hikari
    Hello? Shuwa-chan?
[18:12] Hikari
    Aren't you doing Live-On News right now?!
[18:16] Awayuki
    Right, but I've got a really
    important question for you...
[18:21] Hikari
    A question for me?
[18:23] Awayuki
    Who makes you tingly in the womb?
    Me or Shion?
[18:28] Shion
    Which of us would you rather
    have give birth to you?
[18:32] Hikari
    Um...
SIGN    Tingly in the womb?!
    This is totally off the rails
     I don't think Hikari-chan knows what they're talking about lol
     The terror of lacking a straight man
    (2,000 yen) lmfao
     These girls are outta hand we gotta do something
     stahhhhhhhhp
     I'm certainly attracted...
     are you stupid?!
     can't believe this is all live lol
     Their quiet smiles are terrifying
     Hikari-chan, what do I do?
     it's so freaking cute how confused she is
     Confusing your coworkers on another level
     A real mommy wouldn't fight over her like this...
     If you were reincarnated, which would you want as your mommy?
[18:35] Hikari
    Well, I don't really know
    what you're talking about,
[18:38] Hikari
    but I love both of you guys so, so much!
[18:43] Awayuki
    Mommy Shion...
[18:45] Shion
    Shuwa-chan...
[18:48] Awayuki
    Fighting over which of us came out on top...
    was a pointless struggle, wasn't it?
[18:54] Awayuki
    We're both unique and special,
    and that's what matters!
[18:57] Shion
    Yes, it's not good to get fixated
    on such narrow ideas, is it?
[19:03] Hikari
    Um, so...
[19:05] Awayuki
    Thank you, Hikari-chan!
[19:07] Shion
    You really brought us to our senses!
SIGN    The world is all a-smile
     They're back to their senses
     cute and sensible
     Neither got chosen ending
     It's natural for humans to want to be the best
     I love them both
     Innocence will save the world
     Breaking news: Land war averted
     Such kindness
     They don't realize she was just so confused by the question she couldn't choose
     such a stupid argument lol
     For Hikari-chan
     Narrow ideas????
     T-Too bright!!!
     A true beam of light
     Is it raining in here?
     We Are the World
     Thank you, Hikari-chan
     Tonight's Live-On News got really off track lol
     I can't believe this website is free! (paid user)
     Thank you
[19:09] Hikari
    Well, I'm glad to hear that!
[19:11] Hikari
    But I still don't really know
    what we're talking about!
[19:14] Shion
    Now, time for our final story!
[19:17] Shion
    Yamatani Kaeru was almost banned
    during her first stream!
SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream
SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream
[19:21] Kaeru
    Konnipple-wa to all my chat mommies.
[19:24] Kaeru
    I am Kaeru, lover of breasts.
[19:26] Kaeru
    I will now be sucking on various pacifiers
    in search of the perfect one.
[19:32] Kaeru
    Because I am a baby, you see.
[19:36] Kaeru
    I keep nicking this one with my teeth...
[19:39] Kaeru
    Oh, that one's good...
SIGN    Investigating...
SIGN    Investigating...
SIGN    Investigating...
[19:47] Awayuki
    H-Holy heck, those sounds!
[19:49] Shion
    Yes, she continues going
    whole hog on those pacifiers,
[19:54] Shion
    and the lurid audio almost gets her banned!
[20:00] Kaeru
    I'm going to continue sucking on pacifiers.
[20:04] Kaeru
    Because I am a baby, you see.
[20:07] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan's treading on
    thin ice with her streams.
SIGN    Kaeru-chan's crazy cute Crazy... and cute Can't believe her first sign-on was "konnipple-wa" Babies don't have to worry about teeth lol whoa
[20:10] Shion
    But people are starting to suspect
    that she's actually a sweet girl.
[20:14] Awayuki
    What, for real?
[20:16] Shion
    She interacts with her followers on Cheeper,
SIGN    The desire to dote on her is too strong!
SIGN    Let's dote on each other. This is inevitable.
[20:19] Shion
    and she personally thanks
    every person who sends her fan art!
SIGN    She left a long thank-you message for my really awful art I could cry
     A baby in her little baby bed drinking from a bottle while egosurfing, how novel
     She got on Live-On News with her very first stream,
    but is this a deep message from Mommy Shion?
     I can't deal with how mature her voice and way of
    speaking is while her character is the opposite
    But the amount of egosurfing she does is crazy,
    like she knows everything everyone says about her
     Feels like she spends all her time on Cheeper when she isn't streaming
     Yeah, I got a reply from her too
[20:24] Awayuki
    Wow, that kinda caught me by surprise.
[20:27] Shion
    But she does get a little freaked out whenever
    anyone brings up careers or job hunting.
[20:31] Awayuki
    She's still doing that, I guess...
[20:34] Awayuki
    But I can see why Live-On hired her.
    She's an interesting girl.
[20:38] Awayuki
    I'd love to talk to her sometime.
[20:50] Shion
    Thanks for coming today, Shuwa-chan.
[20:53] Awayuki
    N-No, I should be thanking you.
[20:56] Shion
    I was so grateful I was able
    to collab with you.
[21:00] Awayuki
    What, really?
[21:03] Shion
    When I was watching you take the animal quiz
    with the other girls, I realized...
[21:08] Shion
    Everyone who streams with you
    really seems to have fun!
[21:14] Shion
    I think that's your influence on them.
[21:18] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai...
[21:20] Shion
    I was thinking I'd also like to collab
    with Kaeru-chan sometime.
[21:26] Awayuki
    I guess you two are pretty
    compatible, character-wise.
[21:31] Shion
    Right?!
[21:32] Shion
    But she hasn't collabed with anyone yet...
[21:42] Shion
    I think I'd be overstepping if I offered to
    collab with her before her genmates did.
[21:47] Awayuki
    You think she's afraid to collab or something?
[21:52] Shion
    Well, she only just made her debut.
[21:55] Shion
    We should probably just watch and see.
[21:57] Awayuki
    Yeah, maybe.
[22:01] Awayuki
    But in the days to come,
    I'd find my question answered
[22:06] Awayuki
    in the most unexpected way possible...
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.