E6 - Episode 6 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Quiz!     The Wonders     of Animals [00:00] Eirai     Hey-ho, everyone! [00:03] Eirai     I'm the director of the     Eirai Zoo, Sonokaze Eirai! [00:07] Eirai     We've got some wonderful guests     to play with us at the Eirai Zoo today! [00:13] Eirai     I'll be hosting a quiz on some of     the more wondrous qualities of animals, SIGN    Will our zookeeper be okay? I think Mommy Shion is the only one who can herd these cats...      That's... quite a lineup...      She managed to keep up with Sei-sama before, so she she might be okay?      I don't think we're going to get a single decent answer from this lineup of freaks...     It basically is just a zoo where the animals can speak lol      Big personalities. As big as the ramen bowls at T°nk°ippin      Is our zookeeper a masochist??      I love how she shoots people down with a gentle mommy voice      Looking forward to Director Eirai's efforts here!!      Whose idea was this? [00:17] Eirai     and my senpais will be buzzing in     to answer my questions! [00:21] Awayuki     Leave it to me! With some StroZero     in me, I've got no blind spots! [00:25] Nekoma     I'm hoping my knowledge of     crappy games helps me out here! [00:28] Hikari     I spent all day practicing     buzzer-mashing for this! [00:32] Hikari     Hikari's invincible today! [00:34] Eirai     So... None of you thought     to study up on animals, then? SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:09] Eirai     All right, let's get to the first question! [02:12] Eirai     The wild vervet monkey likes     a certain treat beloved by humans. [02:17] Eirai     What treat is it?! [02:19] Awayuki     Something monkeys like, huh? [02:22] Nekoma     Starting off with a hard one, huh? [02:24] Hikari     I got it! [02:26] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, buzzing in fast! [02:28] Hikari     I thought it might be sweet, sweet cake! SIGN    Cake [02:30] Hikari     They eat it all together as friends! [02:33] Eirai     Too bad! [02:35] Eirai     But that was a very sweet and charming answer! [02:38] Hikari     Aw, I got a compliment! [02:41] Nekoma     Me! [02:41] Nekoma     That indispensable friend during     crappy game endurance streams, SIGN    Energy Drink [02:44] Nekoma     the energy drink! [02:47] Eirai     I'm afraid monkeys don't do     crappy game endurance streams! [02:51] Eirai     You were quite close, though! [02:55] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please! [02:59] Awayuki     This one's easy. [03:01] Awayuki     Every human's favorite treat... [03:03] Awayuki     The answer must be... [03:05] Awayuki     Booze! StroZero! SIGN    StroZero SIGN    Is that your final answer?! She's really got the dumbo face down lol That's your favorite, not the monkeys'! No idea where she got the idea that all of humanity loves StroZero but okay This turned into a gag game show so quickly You took so long to come up with that? [03:09] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai is correct! [03:13] Awayuki     That was supposed to be a stupid joke... [03:15] Nekoma     The whole world's glitching out! [03:17] Eirai     The vervet monkeys of the Caribbean Sea     love alcohol so much, [03:22] Eirai     they'll steal it from tourists! [03:24] Awayuki     Some day I'll raise a glass     with the vervet monkeys! [03:28] Eirai     Now, the second question! [03:31] Eirai     The world's largest millipede,     the giant African millipede, [03:35] Eirai     has a curious way of protecting     its eggs from predators. [03:38] Eirai     What could it be? [03:40] Awayuki     Gotcha! [03:41] Eirai     Will Shuwa-chan-senpai get two in a row? [03:44] Awayuki     I don't have a real answer, [03:46] Awayuki     but I totally wanna do ovition roleplay! [03:50] Eirai     Just because your last gag didn't land [03:53] Eirai     doesn't mean you need to turn the     whole show into a comedy routine... [03:57] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, if you please! [03:59] Hikari     The mommy millipede stays with     the eggs to keep them nice and safe? SIGN    Mommy protects [04:04] Eirai     So close! SIGN    Millipede SIGN    Centipede [04:05] Eirai     It's the centipede that protects her eggs     until they hatch, not the millipede! [04:11] Hikari     Wow, really? [04:13] Nekoma     You keep getting really close     to the right answer, Hikari-chan! [04:18] Hikari     Aw, shucks! [04:20] Eirai     Well, Nekoma-senpai, it's all up to you! [04:24] Nekoma     All I could think of was that a crappy     millipede B-movie sounds like a ton of fun. [04:29] Nekoma     I'm thinking "crap" is a thing     that would go great with millipedes... [04:34] Eirai     Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say? [04:36] Nekoma     I said crap would go great with millipedes... [04:42] Eirai     Nekoma-senpai, that's exactly correct! [04:44] Eirai     Yes, the answer is crap!     It's all about the poop! SIGN    50-70 eggs [04:49] Eirai     The giant African millipede     wraps its eggs in its own poop [04:53] Eirai     to make it harder for predators to find them! [04:56] Awayuki     Objection! You stretched really hard     to make that her answer! [05:00] Eirai     Did not! SIGN    The zookeeper's so nice She really keeps things moving along! They'll never get anywhere if she doesn't move them along The magnanimous zookeeper accepts it as a correct answer... Stretching is a skill too! exactly lmao [05:02] Eirai     I just can't let you turn this     whole show into open mic night, [05:05] Eirai     so I'm trying to keep things moving along! [05:09] Eirai     Now, Shuwa-chan-senpai and     Nekoma-senpai have one point each! [05:13] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, try to get on the board! [05:17] Hikari     I'll try! [05:18] Eirai     Now, the third question! [05:21] Eirai     The ocean-dwelling polyclad flatworm [05:22] Eirai     is a hermaphroditic species, possessing     both male and female characteristics! [05:26] Eirai     During intercourse, they engage     in a rather peculiar behavior! [05:29] Eirai     What could it be?! [05:31] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please! [05:33] Awayuki     I happen to think your choice     of animals is overly obscure. [05:37] Eirai     Please don't use your answer time to complain! [05:41] Awayuki     I'd rather discuss acesulfame potassium,     which lives inside my sweet StroZero! [05:46] Eirai     I'm afraid that's a chemical     compound, not an animal! [05:51] Eirai     Yes, Nekoma-senpai? [05:53] Nekoma     Before they can do the deed, they need     to unlock a date event to seal the deal! [06:00] Eirai     Oh, really? And what     would happen in this event? [06:03] Nekoma     The classic date at the movies! [06:05] Nekoma     Thus, the answer is... [06:06] Nekoma     They have an all-night     Shrkndo series marathon! [06:11] Eirai     I'm afraid that would shatter     any possible deal! [06:15] Nekoma     Aw, but those movies rock! SIGN    Date [06:19] Hikari     Tch, tch, tch! [06:20] Hikari     You two just don't get it! [06:23] Nekoma     Hikari-chan's got that smug know-it-all aura... [06:26] Hikari     Love can only happen when you hit     each other with your true feelings! [06:31] Hikari     The answer, in other words... is battle! SIGN    Battle [06:35] Hikari     Hooray! [06:36] Eirai     That's exactly correct, Hikari-senpai! [06:39] Eirai     During intercourse, polyclad flatworms     engage in a battle known as pnis fencing, [06:43] Eirai     wherein each tries to penetrate     the other with its own genitalia! [06:47] Nekoma     That's totally not what     Hikari-chan was picturing! [06:51] Awayuki     These questions are way too bizarre! [06:54] Eirai     If, during pnis fencing,     one manages to penetrate the other, [06:57] Eirai     it then injects it with its sperm, [07:00] Eirai     and the inseminated flatworm     becomes the mother! [07:04] Awayuki     I'm gonna make you the ! [07:06] Awayuki     ...is probably what they shout when they fence. [07:08] Hikari*     I don't really get it,     but I'm glad I got the right answer! [07:13] Eirai     Well, Hikari-senpai got a correct answer,     which means you're tied across the board! [07:18] Nekoma     Nice work, you guys! [07:20] Hikari     But I'm gonna win this one! [07:22] Awayuki     And I'm gonna get the biggest laugh! [07:26] Eirai     I'm sorry to say,     but this will be our final question! [07:29] Eirai     Whoever gets this one correct wins! [07:32] Eirai     The desert horned lizard is found     in Mexico and South America. [07:37] Eirai     When attacked by a predator,     it has a curious way of defending itself! [07:40] Eirai     What could it be?! [07:42] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai, could you please     stop reflexively hitting the button? [07:48] Awayuki     I've been thinking over     the trend of your questions [07:50] Awayuki     and coming up with counter-strategies. [07:53] Eirai     That doesn't sound very credible, I'm afraid. [07:56] Awayuki     When a predator attacks, then... [08:00] Awayuki     it throws a kiss... [08:03] Awayuki     and wins it over with its     bouncy, bouncy assets! [08:08] Eirai     You just said all that as a preface     to a silly gag, didn't you? [08:12] Awayuki     I regret none of my answers! [08:17] Nekoma     I've got you this time, Shuwa-chan! [08:19] Eirai     I can tell her answer's going to be wrong     before I even hear it. [08:24] Nekoma     It digs up old game cartridges     buried in the desert [08:27] Nekoma     and uses them to pulverize the predator! [08:30] Nekoma     They call it the video game crush! [08:33] Eirai     I feel like I've heard a similar phrase before, [08:36] Eirai     but it's not correct! [08:38] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, please give us your     answer and show them what's what! [08:43] Hikari     A funny answer...     A funny answer... A funny answer... [08:47] Eirai     Look! Because of you two, now Hikari-senpai's     trying to give joke answers too! [08:54] Hikari     A-Ahem... [08:55] Hikari     Here's mine, then. [08:57] Hikari     The desert horned lizard     protects itself... with... [09:02] Eirai     With...? [09:03] Hikari     Eye... beams! [09:08] Hikari     Huh? [09:09] Eirai     That's correct, Hikari-senpai! [09:13] Hikari     No way! [09:15] Eirai     That's right! [09:16] Eirai     The desert horned lizard     defends itself from predators [09:19] Eirai     by firing blood from its eyes like a beam! [09:24] Nekoma     Never expected Hikari-chan's honest     attempt at a joke answer to be right. [09:28] Awayuki     She's the ultimate gag-killer. [09:31] Eirai     And so, Hikari-senpai is our winner! SIGN    Ei-right on, ei-right on!      I'd love to watch a series of this, please do it again!      I miss eye beams      Well done, well done!      Seems about right since none of them were taking it seriously      Don't go on a quiz show with StroZero brainrot lmao      These big collabs are so great      video game smash lolol      I was healed by Hikari-chan's innocent answers      Well done, well done!      The zookeeper streamer dealt with their gags perfectly! [09:35] Eirai     You did it, Hikari-senpai! Ei-right on! [09:39] Hikari     Well... Okay, I guess I still won? [09:42] Hikari     Hooray! [09:44] Nekoma     Congrats! [09:45] Awayuki     Congratulations, Hikari-chan! [09:46] Awayuki     But don't grow complacent!     I'll win next time for sure! [09:49] Eirai     I don't know why Shuwa-chan-senpai     sounds so confident about that! [09:53] Awayuki     So... Next up, please hold     a dirty joke game show! [09:57] Eirai     Why would you suggest that?! [09:59] Eirai     That has nothing to do with animals! [10:02] Awayuki     Fair 'nough! SIGN    Quiz!     The Wonders     of Animals [10:17] Awayuki     Th-The hell you say?! [10:20] Awayuki     Shion-senpai wants me to be     a guest on Live-On News?! [10:26] Awayuki     Shion-senpai's popular Sunday-night     segment where she plays SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream [10:32] Awayuki     the best clips from streamers for the week! [10:34] Awayuki     That is... Live-On News! [10:38] Awayuki     And I get to do an offline collab with her! [10:44] Shion     Welcome, Awayuki-chan! [10:46] Awayuki     Th-Thanks for having me! [10:52] Shion     Thanks for collabing with me today! [10:54] Awayuki     No, thanks for inviting me! [10:57] Shion     I'll bring some drinks,     so please, make yourself at home. [11:03] Awayuki     Her room is so tastefully decorated,     just like you'd expect... SIGN    Baby Infirmary     How to Raise a Baby     Doting on Your Sweet Infant     Babies (For Mothers) How to Raise, How to Love     The Big Baby Encyclopedia     The Baby Book     Hello, Baby!     Loving Your Baby     Understanding Your Baby! [11:13] Awayuki     Wh-What's all this? [11:16] Shion     What's the matter, Awayuki-chan? [11:18] Awayuki     Sh-Shion-senpai? [11:22] Shion     I brought your drink. [11:25] Awayuki     Th-Thanks... [11:27] Awayuki     But, um... [11:28] Awayuki     What is that you've got there?! [11:31] Shion     It's your StroZero bottle, of course! [11:35] Awayuki     Okay, but why a baby bottle?! [11:38] Shion     You promised on stream before, didn't you? [11:41] Shion     That you'd let me feed you     StroZero from a baby bottle... [11:43] Awayuki     Yeah, I did, but why     are you actually doing it?! [11:50] Shion     I've been wondering if it's really all right     for me to stay the way I am now. [11:58] Shion     See, watching all you adorable,     troublesome children [12:02] Shion     made me realize what I really want... [12:06] Shion     I want to be Mommy to all of you! [12:11] Awayuki     The crazy fourth-genners have     completely corrupted Shion-senpai... [12:17] Awayuki     Is that what this is?! [12:18] Shion     No need to worry. [12:21] Shion     I'll take really good care of you... [12:24] Shion     See? [12:36] Shion     Here! StroZero Mommy's here! [12:40] Awayuki     M-Mommy... [12:42] Awayuki     Goo goo... [12:52] Awayuki     Mommy... [12:54] Awayuki     Mommy... SIGN    Resume SIGN    Resume [12:57] Shion     Great soundbite! [13:00] Shion     Now to put this up on Cheeper! [13:03] Awayuki     Goo goo... [13:05] Shion     Look! It's getting recheeped like crazy! SIGN    Um, what are you doing, Mommy Shion? SIGN    I don't know what to do with this new fetish reveal,     but I have unzipped in confusion. SIGN    Hearing Awayuki-chan's voice start in despair,     but then as the StroZero takes effect... [13:15] Awayuki     Oh, you were just trying to get     an audio clip. I was wondering... [13:21] Awayuki     Shion-senpai? [13:22] Shion     Why are you trying to stand up, little baby? [13:26] Awayuki     U-Um, you can't really... [13:27] Shion     I don't believe babies     can talk like that, either. [13:33] Awayuki     G-Goo goo. [13:37] Shion     Live-On News! [13:39] Shion     Miko-lo! [13:41] Shion     I'm everybody's mommy, Kaminari Shion! [13:44] Shion     Time for your weekly Live-On News! SIGN    Mommy Shion! Miko-lo!      Sunday nights are the best nights of the week!      Miko-lo!      Live-On certainly isn't hurting for content...      Miko-lo, mommy      Giving me life      This is a great segment      Going to talk about that??      It's time!      It's been an eventful week      My little reward for a hard week of work     I can't face Monday without it [13:49] Shion     And we have a delightful     guest with us this week! [13:52] Awayuki     Goo-goo! Goo goo ga ga goo go ga! SIGN    Goo-goo! This is Shuwa-chan, playing today's baby! SIGN    For first-time viewers, let me tell you... she put     StroZero in a bottle and made her play a baby      what what what lolol      Baby Shuwa-chan!      She's suddenly talking like a baby, lmao      whoa whoa whoa lol      What? What did she say??!      hmm yes I see      Is this a new gimmick?!      She's evolved into a streamer who can't speak Japanese      This is total chaos but I have faith     in Mommy Shion to keep it straight      An offline collab with Shuwa-chan?!      wtf      lololol [13:59] Shion     Here's our first story! SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee [14:01] Shion     A gacha turns Asagiri Hareru     into a chimpanzee! [14:04] Awayuki     That's our Hareru-senpai.     Even the segment title is out there. [14:09] Shion     Well, Shuwa-chan, take us to the video, please! [14:13] Awayuki     Copy that! SIGN    Ran... I love you... SIGN    Ran... I love you... SIGN    Pulling Until     I Get Her SIGN    Running through the     Vernal Light Gacha [14:14] Awayuki     StroZeroll that tape! [14:17] Harerun     Okay, here comes my first ten-pull! SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe! [14:20] Harerun     Of course, with as much love as I've given her,     I'm sure she'll come home right away! [14:24] Shion     Hareru-senpai is trying to pull     her favorite character from BanG Dream! [14:28] Hareru     Here we go! SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe! SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse SIGN    Kirigaya Toko SIGN    Ice Cornet SIGN    Ushigome Rimi SIGN    Joy Time! SIGN    Toyama Kasumi SIGN    Flowery Dolls SIGN    Wakamiya Eve SIGN    I'm a Penguin Too! SIGN    Tsurumaki Kokoro SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse SIGN    Tsukushi Futaba [14:38] Hareru     Well, no luck on that first pull, but... [14:40] Shion     But even though she keeps buying ten-pulls,     she never gets the card she wants. SIGN    90,000 Yen Spent Already [14:46] Hareru     I-I'm sure to pull her soon... [14:50] Hareru     Okay, I'm gonna pull     the next one with my nipple. [14:53] Hareru     I feel the power of destiny flowing     from my areola into my nipple! SIGN    This is how gambling ruins people KEEP IT ON!!! STAY DRESSED!!!      What is that supposed to be? Somehow I'm not turned on I pulled her on the first try      WHOOOOOOOA I think she spent so much money it broke her      Hey someone stop her!! huh?! Area B?! keep it on keep it on keep it on keep it on      say WHAT?! you're gonna get banned! That realistic clothing noise      high school girl (all characters in this game are age 18 or older)      If this actually works I'm gonna strip down for my next gacha      That's Live-On for you SOMEONE CALL THE STAFF!      yeah I hear smartphones are covered in nasty germs     TAKE IT OFF!!! She's always been broken      w w w wait a minute THIS IS NUTS naked gacha?!      Our Harerun will always pull!! OurTube-kun, don't die!!      (10,000 yen) Please forgive me You can't strip on a stream!      This is worse than the licka licka lick      I activate Decisive Power of Absolute Destiny!      Ran! Come to me!!! Tell me her panty color! [14:57] Hareru     Don't try to stop me! [14:58] Hareru     Let my feelings reach her!     Let them reach her... through my nipple! SIGN    ...We're already third-years, huh... [15:06] Ran     We're already third-years, huh... SIGN    Past Longing SIGN    Mitake Ran [15:14] Hareru     Yahoo! Ook ook ook! [15:16] Shion     And that's it for the tape. [15:18] Shion     As you can see, pulling her fave's card     turned her into a chimpanzee! [15:21] Awayuki     Yeah, she was some chimpanzee there! [15:23] Awayuki     Also, I'd like to buy the smartphone [15:25] Awayuki     that now has Hareru-senpai's     genetic material stuck to it. [15:28] Shion     Wh-What did you just say?! [15:30] Awayuki     I'll go as high as a million. [15:32] Shion     That's not the issue! [15:33] Shion     Really, chat, what are you saying now? SIGN    All right! Auction battle!      Thank goodness, Mommy Shion's straight womanning is alive and well      hey hey hey now      yeah yeah that's not the issue (though I definitely get it)      She's very intimidating sometimes huh?      Hareru material... (under debate)      Didn't she admit during that first crazy stream that she was flat broke?      I just figured that was Mommy Shion proving she was part of Live-On [15:36] Shion     I've never stopped playing the straight woman     to this pack of comedians! I'm the normal one! [15:41] Awayuki     Except when you start     demanding we act like babies. [15:46] Shion     Oh? I have no idea what you're     talking about, Shuwa-chan... [15:50] Shion     Should we go back to square one... [15:52] Shion     or perhaps square zero,     so that I can raise you properly this time? [15:56] Awayuki     Wh-What... does zero mean... in this context? [15:59] Shion     Why not get back inside my womb and find out? [16:06] Awayuki     I-I've never known fear like this before... [16:09] Shion     Well, enough silly tangents! [16:12] Shion     Let's move on to our next story! SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record [16:14] Shion     Matsuriya Hikari sets a new     super-spicy yakisoba speedrun record! [16:19] Hikari     Today's opponent is a tough one,     the super-spicy max yakisoba... [16:22] Hikari     But Hikari is confident in her victory! [16:27] Hikari     Let's eat! [16:34] Hikari     Super-spicy or not,     I can eat yakisoba at supersonic— [16:45] Hikari     Y-You haven't... beaten... me... yet! [16:51] Hikari     Burn out... your life! [16:56] Awayuki     H-Hikari-chan's on fire! [16:58] Shion     Hikari-chan went on to set a new record     of 1 minute, 20 seconds! [17:06] Hikari     A-All done... [17:09] Hikari     I'm crying about my new record,     not because of the spice... [17:15] Shion     And that's the tape! SIGN    The girl who fought yakisoba... and won      Hikari-chan's such a herbo      Awakening      Yep      my tummy hurts lololol      She really made a comeback huh      seriously, both the chewing and     swallowing whole strategies     are tough there      Hikari-chan is shining!      It's so spicy she can't even breathe      If a spicier one shows up she's definitely doing it lol      This girl is gonna end up fighting a lion or a gator      wtf is the record lmao      masochist breathing [17:17] Shion     Shuwa-chan, what did you think of that video? [17:20] Awayuki     Though beaten down by the spice, Hikari-chan     dug deep and finished it like a champ! [17:26] Awayuki     It makes me wanna be her mommy! [17:28] Shion     Oh? What's that you say, Shuwa-chan? [17:31] Shion     I, Kaminari Shion, am Hikari-chan's mommy! [17:35] Awayuki     Oh? Oh? I was the one with the mettle     to gn my brains out over Hikari-chan. [17:39] Awayuki**     I, Kokorone Awayuki, am the only one     worthy of being her mommy! [17:43] Shion     You're her genmate, but I'm her senpai. [17:46] Shion     That makes me her mommy by default. [17:49] Awayuki     The inability to comprehend the joys     of a younger or same-age mommy [17:52] Awayuki     suggests declining mommy faculties     on your part, does it not? [17:55] Awayuki     Well, Shion-senpai? SIGN    When did they start actually start a custody battle (so confused) Shuwa-chan, real mommies don't gn over their daughters I like soft and sweet mommies and these kinds of mommies too Doesn't look like either one's backing down lolol Same-gen or senpai, your reasons for wanting to be her mommy are too weird... this is ridiculous lol A strong but bad argument Shuwa-chan talks a big game but she lacks fundamental mommy qualities ding fight! What even is a mommy, though? wha happen lol [17:58] Shion**     It seems we may have to settle the score     on which of us is her real mommy, then. [18:03] Awayuki     Glad we're on the same page. [18:05] Hikari     Gosh, today's Live-On News is so much fun! [18:10] Hikari     Hello? Shuwa-chan? [18:12] Hikari     Aren't you doing Live-On News right now?! [18:16] Awayuki     Right, but I've got a really     important question for you... [18:21] Hikari     A question for me? [18:23] Awayuki     Who makes you tingly in the womb?     Me or Shion? [18:28] Shion     Which of us would you rather     have give birth to you? [18:32] Hikari     Um... SIGN    Tingly in the womb?!     This is totally off the rails      I don't think Hikari-chan knows what they're talking about lol      The terror of lacking a straight man     (2,000 yen) lmfao      These girls are outta hand we gotta do something      stahhhhhhhhp      I'm certainly attracted...      are you stupid?!      can't believe this is all live lol      Their quiet smiles are terrifying      Hikari-chan, what do I do?      it's so freaking cute how confused she is      Confusing your coworkers on another level      A real mommy wouldn't fight over her like this...      If you were reincarnated, which would you want as your mommy? [18:35] Hikari     Well, I don't really know     what you're talking about, [18:38] Hikari     but I love both of you guys so, so much! [18:43] Awayuki     Mommy Shion... [18:45] Shion     Shuwa-chan... [18:48] Awayuki     Fighting over which of us came out on top...     was a pointless struggle, wasn't it? [18:54] Awayuki     We're both unique and special,     and that's what matters! [18:57] Shion     Yes, it's not good to get fixated     on such narrow ideas, is it? [19:03] Hikari     Um, so... [19:05] Awayuki     Thank you, Hikari-chan! [19:07] Shion     You really brought us to our senses! SIGN    The world is all a-smile      They're back to their senses      cute and sensible      Neither got chosen ending      It's natural for humans to want to be the best      I love them both      Innocence will save the world      Breaking news: Land war averted      Such kindness      They don't realize she was just so confused by the question she couldn't choose      such a stupid argument lol      For Hikari-chan      Narrow ideas????      T-Too bright!!!      A true beam of light      Is it raining in here?      We Are the World      Thank you, Hikari-chan      Tonight's Live-On News got really off track lol      I can't believe this website is free! (paid user)      Thank you [19:09] Hikari     Well, I'm glad to hear that! [19:11] Hikari     But I still don't really know     what we're talking about! [19:14] Shion     Now, time for our final story! [19:17] Shion     Yamatani Kaeru was almost banned     during her first stream! SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream [19:21] Kaeru     Konnipple-wa to all my chat mommies. [19:24] Kaeru     I am Kaeru, lover of breasts. [19:26] Kaeru     I will now be sucking on various pacifiers     in search of the perfect one. [19:32] Kaeru     Because I am a baby, you see. [19:36] Kaeru     I keep nicking this one with my teeth... [19:39] Kaeru     Oh, that one's good... SIGN    Investigating... SIGN    Investigating... SIGN    Investigating... [19:47] Awayuki     H-Holy heck, those sounds! [19:49] Shion     Yes, she continues going     whole hog on those pacifiers, [19:54] Shion     and the lurid audio almost gets her banned! [20:00] Kaeru     I'm going to continue sucking on pacifiers. [20:04] Kaeru     Because I am a baby, you see. [20:07] Awayuki     Kaeru-chan's treading on     thin ice with her streams. SIGN    Kaeru-chan's crazy cute Crazy... and cute Can't believe her first sign-on was "konnipple-wa" Babies don't have to worry about teeth lol whoa [20:10] Shion     But people are starting to suspect     that she's actually a sweet girl. [20:14] Awayuki     What, for real? [20:16] Shion     She interacts with her followers on Cheeper, SIGN    The desire to dote on her is too strong! SIGN    Let's dote on each other. This is inevitable. [20:19] Shion     and she personally thanks     every person who sends her fan art! SIGN    She left a long thank-you message for my really awful art I could cry      A baby in her little baby bed drinking from a bottle while egosurfing, how novel      She got on Live-On News with her very first stream,     but is this a deep message from Mommy Shion?      I can't deal with how mature her voice and way of     speaking is while her character is the opposite     But the amount of egosurfing she does is crazy,     like she knows everything everyone says about her      Feels like she spends all her time on Cheeper when she isn't streaming      Yeah, I got a reply from her too [20:24] Awayuki     Wow, that kinda caught me by surprise. [20:27] Shion     But she does get a little freaked out whenever     anyone brings up careers or job hunting. [20:31] Awayuki     She's still doing that, I guess... [20:34] Awayuki     But I can see why Live-On hired her.     She's an interesting girl. [20:38] Awayuki     I'd love to talk to her sometime. [20:50] Shion     Thanks for coming today, Shuwa-chan. [20:53] Awayuki     N-No, I should be thanking you. [20:56] Shion     I was so grateful I was able     to collab with you. [21:00] Awayuki     What, really? [21:03] Shion     When I was watching you take the animal quiz     with the other girls, I realized... [21:08] Shion     Everyone who streams with you     really seems to have fun! [21:14] Shion     I think that's your influence on them. [21:18] Awayuki     Shion-senpai... [21:20] Shion     I was thinking I'd also like to collab     with Kaeru-chan sometime. [21:26] Awayuki     I guess you two are pretty     compatible, character-wise. [21:31] Shion     Right?! [21:32] Shion     But she hasn't collabed with anyone yet... [21:42] Shion     I think I'd be overstepping if I offered to     collab with her before her genmates did. [21:47] Awayuki     You think she's afraid to collab or something? [21:52] Shion     Well, she only just made her debut. [21:55] Shion     We should probably just watch and see. [21:57] Awayuki     Yeah, maybe. [22:01] Awayuki     But in the days to come,     I'd find my question answered [22:06] Awayuki     in the most unexpected way possible... SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation.