E11 - Episode 11

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[00:07] Awayuki
    Yeah?
[00:08] Suzuki
    Good morning.
[00:10] Suzuki
    I'm sorry, did I wake you?
[00:12] Suzuki
    I called because I have
    a rather serious request...
[00:15] Awayuki
    A request?
[00:17] Suzuki
    Yes. Asagiri Hareru-san has
    requested a collab with you.
[00:22] Awayuki
    A-Are you serious?!
[00:24] Awayuki
    Of course...
[00:25] Awayuki
    Of course I'll do it!
[00:27] Suzuki
    Well, actually...
[00:29] Suzuki
    I'm very happy about your enthusiasm,
[00:32] Suzuki
    but I should probably explain
    the nature of the collab first.
[00:36] Awayuki
    So... What is it?
[00:39] Suzuki
    We're actually planning a solo
    concert for Asagiri Hareru.
[00:44] Awayuki
    A concert?!
[00:45] Awayuki
    You mean an IRL venue
    with an audience and all?
[00:48] Suzuki
    That's right.
[00:49] Suzuki
    We're planning to reserve a 3000-person arena
    and also stream it.
SIGN    So happy!
     Harerun rocks!
     She's adorable!
     Marry me!
     Idol Harerun 4life
     We stan
     Harerun's in 3D!
     Her smile is blinding!
     Finally!
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru Solo Concert
[00:54] Awayuki
    Three thousand?!
[00:56] Suzuki
    That might even be on the small side,
    given Hareru-san's popularity.
[00:59] Suzuki
    But here's the pitch...
[01:02] Suzuki
    Hareru-san wants the last song
    to be a new song, sung with you.
[01:10] Awayuki
    Why would she want me
    for something that important?!
[01:13] Suzuki
    She said she'd explain that to you personally.
[01:16] Suzuki
    I understand it's a lot to take in.
[01:18] Suzuki
    The management here were also very surprised.
[01:20] Suzuki
    We didn't expect her to agree...
[01:23] Awayuki
    Why is that?
[01:24] Suzuki
    Hareru-san takes her role as Live-On staff
    just as seriously as her role as a streamer.
[01:31] Suzuki
    She feels strongly about supporting
    Live-On from behind the scenes.
[01:36] Suzuki
    That's why she prefers not to do
    events where she's the headliner.
[01:40] Suzuki
    She's turned down solo concert
    proposals many times in the past.
SIGN    Nah
SIGN    Catch me if you can!
SIGN    Proposal
[01:45] Suzuki
    I was half joking when
    I proposed it this time, too,
[01:48] Suzuki
    but she said, "I'll do it
    if Shuwacchi joins me at the end."
[01:51] Suzuki
    She even said she wouldn't do it if you didn't.
[01:54] Awayuki
    She wouldn't do... the whole concert?
[01:57] Suzuki
    Yes.
[01:58] Suzuki
    That's why I'm asking you.
[02:00] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san, will you...
[02:02] Awayuki
    I'll gladly do it!
[02:04] Suzuki
    R-Really?
[02:06] Awayuki
    It was a big shock, but I can't say no
    to a request from Hareru-senpai!
[02:11] Suzuki
    Thank you so much!
[02:13] Awayuki
    I can't wait!
[02:14] Suzuki
    Of course. Thank you!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[04:02] Suzuki
    Hareru-san. There you are.
[04:05] Hareru
    Hey, Suzuking!
[04:08] Suzuki
    I thought I saw you come in here earlier.
[04:10] Suzuki
    I'm on my break now, so I stopped by.
[04:13] Suzuki
    Do you mind if I join you?
[04:15] Hareru
    Help yourself!
[04:17] Hareru
    And as a reward for finding me, you can have...
[04:21] Hareru
    This!
[04:24] Suzuki
    What is this?
[04:25] Hareru
    Suzumushi King! "Suzuking" for short!
[04:30] Suzuki
    A king bell cricket? Do those really exist?
[04:33] Hareru
    Big reveal! I invented it just for you!
[04:37] Suzuki
    Ah.
[04:43] Suzuki
    Were you preparing for your concert?
[04:45] Hareru
    Yeah. There's so much to do, after all.
[04:48] Suzuki
    Let me thank you once again
    for accepting the offer to do it.
[04:55] Hareru
    It was your persistence that convinced me.
[04:58] Suzuki
    I'm just a bit pushy like that.
[05:01] Suzuki
    I'm sure the rest of the staff
    felt the same way.
[05:04] Hareru
    I'm glad to hear that...
[05:07] Hareru
    But the whole thing makes me feel
    kind of self-conscious around the others.
[05:11] Suzuki
    Why is that?
[05:13] Hareru
    Well... I told you my reason
    for taking the concert, right?
[05:19] Suzuki
    Ah... I see.
[05:21] Hareru
    It's kinda hard to face them
    after saying something like that.
[05:25] Hareru
    That's why I'm in here,
    working all by my lonesome.
[05:29] Suzuki
    The others would be glad to have you, I'm sure.
[05:33] Hareru
    Exactly! I couldn't stand them staring at me
    with love and respect in their eyes!
[05:42] Suzuki
    I'll talk to you later, Hareru-san.
[05:46] Hareru
    Sure.
[05:47] Hareru
    You're a great employee.
[05:49] Hareru
    Just keep climbing that ladder, okay?
[05:52] Hareru
    Show us the reason
    why they call you "Suzuking"!
[05:57] Suzuki
    You're the only one who calls me that.
[06:04] Hareru
    Okay! I think we've got
    the new song more or less down.
[06:09] Awayuki
    Thank you for running so much practice with me.
[06:13] Hareru
    Nah, Awacchi, you're amazing.
[06:15] Hareru
    That resonance in your voice
    is a true natural talent!
[06:21] Awayuki
    Thank you for saying that!
[06:22] Awayuki
    But on a technical level,
    I'm not even close to you...
[06:27] Awayuki
    The lyrics of this new song were challenging.
[06:30] Awayuki
    I really wasn't sure at all
    how to interpret them.
SIGN    Proper enunciation on each word!
     Count out the beat
    Nasal sound
    Don't speed up
[06:35] Awayuki
    But you really got the meaning of the lyrics
    and walked me through how to sing them...
[06:41] Hareru
    Well, of course I understood their meaning.
[06:44] Hareru
    I wrote them, after all!
SIGN    Lyrics, Music, Arrangement
    Asagiri Hareru
SIGN    Lyrics, Music, Arrangement
    Asagiri Hareru
[06:47] Hareru
    It's the end of the concert,
    so I put my back into it!
[06:51] Awayuki
    Are you sure it's all right for me
    to sing such an important song with you?
[06:55] Hareru
    Yeah! This song only matters
    because I'm singing it with you!
[07:03] Hareru
    Hey, Awacchi.
[07:05] Awayuki
    Yes?
[07:06] Hareru
    Do you have something you want to ask me?
[07:10] Awayuki
    What makes you think that?
[07:12] Hareru
    It's written all over your face.
[07:16] Awayuki
    Then, Hareru-senpai...
    May I ask you a question?
[07:21] Hareru
    Sure. What is it?
[07:23] Awayuki
    Why did you agree to do this solo concert?
[07:26] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san said you'd been asked
    a lot of times before...
[07:32] Hareru
    Well, well...
[07:34] Awayuki
    You're not planning to make this
    your retirement performance, are you?
[07:39] Hareru
    No way, no way, no way!
[07:41] Awayuki
    O-Of course not, right?
[07:44] Hareru
    Hey, Awacchi, have you ever taken an IQ test?
[07:49] Awayuki
    IQ? No, I haven't.
[07:53] Hareru
    I see.
[07:54] Hareru
    I have.
[07:57] Hareru
    It said I have an IQ of 160.
[08:00] Awayuki
    Oh? And what does that have to...
[08:06] Hareru
    That's the answer to your question just now!
[08:13] Awayuki
    It says over 130 is considered genius-level...
[08:17] Awayuki
    Which means Hareru-senpai's IQ of 160
[08:21] Awayuki
    is, like, supergenius stuff?!
[08:24] Awayuki
    I get it...
[08:27] Awayuki
    Wait, but how does that answer my question?!
[08:30] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai!
[08:37] Awayuki
    I've been thinking about it since yesterday,
[08:40] Awayuki
    but I can't figure out how Hareru-senpai's
    high IQ relates to her doing a solo concert.
SIGN    It is I with whom Awayuki-dono
    is most compatible!
    The reason why: love!
    I would do anything to earn her affections!
    For her, I would debone an entire fish,
    then let her pat my head,
[08:48] Awayuki
    She's talking about me?
SIGN    lick her sandals to warm them
    and let her kiss me, or even give her
    a full cavity cleanse in the bath
    then let her have s°x with me
SIGN    ...lick her sandals to warm them and
    let her kiss me, or even give her a full
    cavity cleanse in the bath then let her
    have s°x with me or anything she ever asks!
[08:53] Awayuki
    She's trying to appear humble,
    but there's a clear quid-pro-quo on each...
[08:58] Awayuki
    Mashiron?
SIGN    You show yourself, my rival in love!
    To think you'd have the nerve!
    Today is the day I take Awayuki-dono
    back from your foul clutches!
[09:01] Awayuki
    It's not like I was ever yours
    to begin with, Alice-chan...
SIGN    That's rich, coming from a perv like you
SIGN    Silence, thief!
SIGN    I was merely sharing my fantasies!
    I would be perfectly comfortable
    having Awayuki-dono tell me
SIGN    "get away from me, sleazebag!"
    In fact, I would treasure that moment!
    Oh, Mistress, please debase me further!
SIGN    Get away from me, sleazebag
SIGN    It is not you from whom
    I wish to hear those words!
[09:13] Awayuki
    Are they cutting pro wrestling
    promos on Cheeper now?
SIGN    It was you who first debased Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    When Awayuki-dono says yes, you should
    take it as a yes, and when she says no,
    you take it as a no!
SIGN    Is that not basic human morality?!
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Indulging a person's every whim
    isn't necessarily in their best interest!
SIGN    Sometimes I'm cold to Awa-chan
    because it's better for her!
SIGN    That's my bond with Awa-chan
    
    
    
    as her best friend,
    
    
    
    her genmate,
    
    
    
    and her mother!
SIGN    Grrr!!
SIGN    It is your pomposity
    that I find most abhorrent!
SIGN    But as I said from the start,
    I love her more than anyone else can!
SIGN    Love conquers all!
SIGN    It is I who must be
    Awayuki-dono's f°°k buddy!
SIGN    Alice-chan, if you want to be Awa-chan's number one
    that badly, why don't we let her make the call?
SIGN    ...Explain.
SIGN    She's the best judge of all of this.
    Let's invite Awa-chan to a stream
    and have her pick.
[09:34] Awayuki
    H-Huh?
[09:36] Awayuki
    This is going in a weird direction.
SIGN    A fine idea!
    Loath as I am to agree with you...
SIGN    I accept your challenge!
SIGN    Then it's decided.
    
    
    
    I'll snap that inexplicable
    
    
    
    confidence of yours over my knee.
SIGN    I accept your challenge!
SIGN    Then it's decided.
    
    
    
    I'll snap that inexplicable confidence of yours over my knee.
[09:44] Awayuki
    Did they just set up a collab
    without asking me first?
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[09:48] Awayuki
    This is Live-On, all right.
[09:50] Mashiro
    Mashi-lo, everyone!
[09:50] Alice
    Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
[09:52] Mashiro
    I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron!
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[09:55] Mashiro
    What's wrong, Awa-chan?
    Introduce yourself already.
[09:58] Awayuki
    Right... Unfortunately, we've got
     some light snowfall tonight.
[10:02] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[10:04] Awayuki
    Can I leave now?
[10:05] Alice
    Certainly not!
[10:07] Alice
    You are today's star player!
[10:09] Alice
    Your departure is utterly out of the question!
[10:12] Alice
    Today is the day that I tear down
    that final, highest wall
[10:16] Alice
    standing in the way of our betrothal!
[10:19] Mashiro
    We're going to compete to see
    who's more worthy of you, Awa-chan.
[10:26] Awayuki
    Yeah, looks like that's what's happening...
[10:28] Alice
    Oh? What troubles you, Awayuki-dono?
[10:31] Alice
    Ah, I think I see!
[10:33] Alice
    You desire a sash
    to proclaim your starring role!
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Today's Star
[10:37] Awayuki
    No, I want the opposite of that!
[10:39] Mashiro
    You've got two beautiful girls
    fawning over you!
[10:43] Mashiro
    Try to enjoy it!
[10:44] Awayuki
    Please don't put it that way...
[10:47] Awayuki
    L-Look, I'm not important enough
    to have people fighting over me.
SIGN    Super Popular?
[10:51] Awayuki
    This feels like a massive misunderstanding.
[10:53] Mashiro
    That's right. You're mine,
    and you always have been.
[10:57] Alice
    You're the most important person in my world!
[11:00] Awayuki
    No, there's mischief afoot here.
[11:03] Awayuki
    Alice-chan I can understand,
    but Mashiron's way over the top.
[11:08] Awayuki
    I think you're doing this
    to embarrass me and enjoy it!
SIGN    Chocolate Cigarette
SIGN    Chocolate Cigarette
[11:13] Awayuki
    Because the Mashiron I know
    would never talk like this!
[11:16] Mashiro
    Shucks, Awa-chan...
[11:17] Mashiro
    All I want to do is prove to this
    little upstart that I'm your best match,
SIGN    If you cross me, brat...
SIGN    I'll make you a doujin one-shot
SIGN    And I won't look back
[11:23] Mashiro
    while getting some enjoyment
    out of how self-conscious you are.
[11:27] Awayuki
    You always do this to me, Mashiron!
[11:29] Awayuki
    All that talk about the bond that we share
    was part of your little game too, wasn't it?!
[11:36] Mashiro
    No, I really meant that one...
SIGN    squirrrrrm
     Awamashi 2cute4me
     Did they just...
     She looks like a tsundere
    but she doesn't hide that part
     whoa...
     yessssssss
     ah
     Good to know that Mashiron
    is brimming with love for
    Awayuki-chan at all times
    I stan this oddly possessive mashiron
     Honesty! Nice one, Mashiron,
    mixing that in with your usual teasing
SIGN    Darn it... This is annoying.
    I'd better turn things sexy!
[11:43] Alice
    I won't allow you to turn this
    into a romcom without me!
SIGN    Awa-chan is now officially a harem romcom protag
     If there was one can left of a new StroZero flavor,
    you'd fight for it, right? This is like that
     I'm jealous, you think I'd get a harem of my own
    if I drank StroZero and went nuts at my job?
     A three°°°° would solve all these problems imo
     Why are they fighting over this?
    Maybe I'll go for the reverse harem? In the sense
    that exactly nobody wants me, that is
     Poor Alice-chan got left behind, so cute
[11:49] Awayuki
    Well, all that said... I have
    no intention of playing along.
[11:53] Mashiro
    Then why not drink some StroZero
    and turn into Shuwa-chan?
[11:56] Awayuki
    You're both acting like fools! I've been
    holding it in to play the straight man!
[12:01] Alice
    Awayuki-dono made that sacrifice for me?!
SIGN    Alice-dono always paints Awa-chan in the best light lol
     Good girl, Awa-chan!
     Be strong, Lemonade-san
     I see now why "care" rhymes with "bear"
     Awa-chan is Lemonade now? lol
     StroZero without the alcohol...
     But she predates the alcohol so why...
     The permeating smell of lemon!!
     uwaaa...
     Let's put an end to this
     "uwaaa"... lololol
SIGN    Straight Man
SIGN    Fool
[12:08] Awayuki
    This isn't my character!
[12:11] Awayuki
    I'm supposed to be the luster, not the lustee!
[12:16] Awayuki
    I'm supposed to be the frothy,
    foamy fool of the group!
[12:22] Alice
    Awayuki-dono forced into an unfamiliar
    position is too adorable to bear!
[12:27] Alice
    I'm removing my panties.
[12:28] Awayuki
    Who even made her like this?!
[12:32] Mashiro
    You did, Awa-chan.
[12:33] Awayuki
    And I'm very sorry about that!
[12:37] Awayuki
    Anyway, how exactly do you intend
    to stream a competition over me?
[12:42] Awayuki
    I don't even understand how you intend to win.
SIGN    Victory Condition: ???????
    Loss Condition: Get account banned
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[12:49] Mashiro
    I don't know, either.
[12:52] Alice
    Nor do I, I fear.
[12:56] Awayuki
    Do I really need to inform you people
    of the importance of planning?
SIGN    Anime Staff
[13:00] Mashiro
    Well, no matter what the conditions are,
    I won't lose to a newbie.
[13:04] Alice
    Oh, cram it!
[13:07] Alice
    Then we shall let chat decide!
SIGN    Feels like the mods are just letting it ride
     Change streamer name to Boomerang Man
     I love having the newbies here, such fresh chemistry
     I stanron mashiron
     Boomerang Man sounds like a 70s superhero
     Maybe they hit a wall in the planning?
     P-Planning?!
     The new girl got so flustered she dropped her speech pattern
     Always ready for a fight
[13:10] Alice
    Our revered listeners
    will quiz us about Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    Awa-chan's favorite anime
SIGN    Her lunch today
SIGN    Personal motto
SIGN    What she wants most now
SIGN    Most recent movie watched
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:17] Alice
    What about this one?
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:18] Alice
    Anyone who truly loves her would know
    what she washes first in the bath!
[13:23] Mashiro
    Sure. Let's take—
[13:24] Awayuki
    Hold it right there.
[13:25] Awayuki
    Why do I need to talk about
    my bathing habits in public?
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:30] Awayuki
    Let's pretend this never happened
    and move on to the next question.
[13:34] Alice
    Horrors!
[13:35] Mashiro
    Wait a minute, Awa-chan.
[13:36] Awayuki
    Yes?
[13:38] Mashiro
    There's a concept known
    as the eroticism of the unknown.
[13:42] Mashiro
    Willfully hiding a fact just
    provides room to speculate
[13:45] Mashiro
    that your refusal to answer means
    the truth is the lewdest option!
SIGN    Sexy Thoughts
[13:49] Mashiro
    From certain corners, that is.
[13:52] Awayuki
    Wh-What did you say?!
[13:54] Mashiro
    I'm saying it might work out better for you
    if you just answer the question.
[13:59] Mashiro
    Or is the answer actually something lewd?
[14:03] Awayuki
    V-Very well.
[14:05] Awayuki
    I just need to tell you, then?!
[14:07] Awayuki
    Then I'll answer, truly and honestly, so that
    there can be no room for misunderstanding!
[14:14] Alice
    Huzzah!
[14:15] Mashiro
    Of course, I know everything about Awa-chan,
[14:19] Mashiro
    so Alice-chan can answer first.
[14:21] Alice
    I'll have the last laugh
    in the face of your overconfidence!
[14:24] Alice
    Thanks to the cameras I've hidden
    all through Awayuki-dono's apartment,
[14:28] Alice
    I know the answer for sure!
[14:29] Awayuki
    Hold it right there.
[14:30] Alice
    Ma'am! Ceasing all life functions.
[14:33] Mashiro
    Awa-chan, I'm really sorry, too.
[14:36] Mashiro
    Please don't prematurely end
    this promising girl's life.
[14:40] Awayuki
    Why do you have to act like I'm the one
    on the power trip here?!
[14:43] Awayuki
    It's not as if I told her to stop breathing!
[14:46] Awayuki
    Now, seriously, Alice-chan... Do you really
    have hidden cameras in my apartment?
[14:50] Alice
    In 360 locations!
[14:53] Awayuki
    You've got me living in a panopticon!
[14:56] Alice
    360 locations in your bathroom, that is!
[14:59] Awayuki
    Spread them out a little more!
[15:01] Awayuki
    That's a really weird distribution!
[15:03] Mashiro
    Why are you advising her, Awa-chan?
[15:05] Mashiro
    Is that your kink or something?
[15:07] Awayuki
    Freaking no!
[15:08] Alice
    That was a mere bit of jest, of course!
[15:11] Awayuki
    Ah, of course it was.
[15:13] Awayuki
    I'd be rather disturbed if it weren't...
[15:14] Alice
    The first rule of fandom
    is never intrude on your fave.
[15:18] Mashiro
    That's very mature of you.
[15:20] Mashiro
    Though as her friend, I'm always in a position
    to play pranks on and flirt with her.
[15:26] Alice
    On my way to buy those cameras!
[15:27] Awayuki
    What about the rules of fandom?!
[15:28] Awayuki
    And stop egging her on, Mashiron!
[15:31] Mashiro
    Gomennasorry.
[15:34] Awayuki
    What was the question again?
[15:35] Awayuki
    What I wash first in the bath?
[15:38] Alice
    Yes, and now I shall answer!
[15:41] Alice
    I say...
[15:43] Alice
    her feet!
[15:45] Awayuki
    Um... Wrong.
[15:47] Alice
    I shall henceforth perish!
[15:49] Awayuki
    If you die now, I'll be listed as the
    cause of death, so please don't!
[15:53] Mashiro
    Now, now, Alice-chan.
[15:54] Mashiro
    These things happen.
[15:56] Alice
    Th-The match is not yet sealed!
[15:57] Alice
    Mashiro-dono still needs to respond.
[15:59] Alice
    If we are both incorrect,
    it shall prove a draw!
[16:02] Mashiro
    Yes, yes. The answer is her arms.
[16:05] Awayuki
    Hey, that's right! That's amazing, Mashiron!
[16:08] Alice
    I shall henceforth perish!
[16:10] Awayuki
    Seriously...
[16:11] Awayuki
    Wait, she got it right that easily?!
[16:14] Awayuki
    Mashiron... do you have surveillance cameras?!
[16:17] Mashiro
    No.
[16:19] Mashiro
    Remember how we took a bath
    together during our last sleepover?
[16:22] Awayuki
    Oh... Of course.
[16:24] Awayuki
    Wait!
[16:25] Awayuki
    Does that mean you were
    watching me that whole time?!
[16:29] Awayuki
    Mashiron, you perv!
SIGN    Eek!!
SIGN    Eek!!
[16:30] Alice
    I must protest this unjust result!
SIGN    Injustice!
SIGN    Down with Mashiro!
SIGN    Don't let Mashiro-dono
    keep it all to herself!
[16:33] Alice
    It's unfair that you know
    the right answer, Mashiro-dono!
[16:36] Mashiro
    You're the one who wanted
    to do the question about the bath.
[16:41] Alice
    What is your judgment, Awayuki-dono?
[16:43] Awayuki
    Well... It's probably fairer to use something
    neither of you has advance knowledge of.
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[16:49] Alice
    Awayuki-dono, you are as wise as ever!
[16:52] Alice
    Let us proceed to a new question!
SIGN    Awayuki-chan's ideal proposal
[16:55] Alice
    To stand amid romantic street lighting
[16:58] Alice
    and hear her partner's cry of devotion!
[17:01] Alice
    I accept being second to StroZero.
[17:03] Alice
    Just make me your number two woman!
[17:05] Awayuki
    If you did that to me, I'd pretend it was
    mistaken identity and run the other way.
[17:11] Mashiro
    Awa-chan tends not to like
    flashy stuff in her real life, so...
[17:15] Mashiro
    I think I'd wait for a moment
    when we were just hanging out at home,
[17:19] Mashiro
    and say, "You wanna get married?" or something.
[17:23] Awayuki
    Um... I'm a little embarrassed
    by how on-the-money that was.
[17:28] Awayuki
    M-Moving on!
SIGN    Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:30] Alice
    Yes! This shall be our next topic!
[17:32] Awayuki
    I think you just want to find out the answer.
[17:34] Awayuki
    Rejected.
SIGN    REJECTED
[17:35] Alice
    Were my intentions that plain?
SIGN    Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:37] Alice
    Mashiro-dono's erogenous zones, then!
SIGN    Mashiro-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:41] Mashiro
    Why me?
[17:42] Alice
    I thought perhaps Awayuki-dono
    might wish to know!
[17:45] Awayuki
    I'll give one point to Alice-chan
    for knowing me so well!
[17:49] Mashiro
    Darn it, you!
[17:50] Alice
    Of course, I'm happy to share my own erogenous
    zones in ascending order of sensitivity!
SIGN    113th
    
    
    
    
    
    
    114th
    
    
    
    
    
    
    115th
[17:54] Alice
    Beginning from the 115th...
[17:56] Awayuki
    That will be quite unnecessary.
SIGN    REJECTED
SIGN    What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?
[17:58] Mashiro
    What about this?
    "What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?"
[18:02] Mashiro
    Being her true partner means always being
    there for her in times of need, after all.
[18:08] Alice
    Ah! A rare moment of wisdom
    from you, Mashiro-dono.
[18:11] Mashiro
    Watch your mouth, kid.
[18:13] Mashiro
    I'll make a nasty
    doujinshi one-shot out of you.
SIGN    What If...
    Soma Alice Was Hypnotized
    into Thinking Some Random
    Old Guy Was Awayuki-dono
[18:16] Alice
    Please! See that I'm shipped with Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    I So Desire!
[18:19] Mashiro
    This girl doesn't take a hint.
[18:20] Alice
    For reference purposes, I'd like to
    know exactly how nasty it might be!
[18:22] Awayuki
    These two could get along
    pretty well if they wanted to...
[18:25] Mashiro
    You're really excited about
    being made into a one-shot doujin, huh?
[18:26] Awayuki
    Seems like they're having
    plenty of fun without me...
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[18:31] Mashiro
    Yes, Awa-chan? Ready?
[18:33] Awayuki
    Yes, indeed! There's actually something
    weighing quite terribly on my mind!
[18:36] Awayuki
    And neither of you know what that is!
[18:38] Alice
    Something I do not know, even after
    watching every last one of your streams?
[18:43] Alice
    You truly do strive to new heights every day!
[18:46] Mashiro
    Something you've never let slip,
    even though we're always talking offline?
[18:51] Awayuki
    Yes! Now, you two... Give me your best shot!
[18:55] Mashiro
    Let's see...
[18:57] Mashiro
    You were happy about that clip show of
    Shuwa-chan's cutest moments before,
[19:01] Mashiro
    so do you want to hear
    more people telling you that you're cute?
SIGN    Shuwa-chan CUTE scenes montage
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cute
[19:05] Awayuki
    W-Well... I'm afraid not.
[19:09] Mashiro
    Earlier you talked about wanting your
    listeners to praise the food you make,
[19:13] Mashiro
    so you were trying to buy
    new dishes. Is it about that?
[19:17] Mashiro
    Oh? But you said it's something
    I haven't heard of, so that can't be it.
[19:21] Mashiro
    So sorry.
[19:23] Awayuki
    You're doing this on purpose, Mashiron!
[19:25] Awayuki
    O-Okay, Alice-chan, you're next!
[19:28] Awayuki
    What do you think is weighing on my mind?
[19:30] Alice
    A difficult question indeed!
[19:33] Alice
    Is it your lack of a personal StroZero faucet?
[19:36] Mashiro
    O ye of little faith, Alice-chan.
    Awa-chan has one of those at home.
[19:39] Alice
    Forgive my ignorance!
[19:41] Awayuki
    No, I do not.
[19:44] Mashiro
    I really don't know.
    I feel a little bit ashamed.
[19:48] Alice
    Nor do I.
[19:50] Alice
    Awayuki-dono, what is it
    that weighs upon your mind?
[19:55] Awayuki
    What's weighing on my mind is...
[20:00] Awayuki
    that I can't stand seeing the two
    of you at each other's throats!
[20:04] Alice
    Awayuki-dono...
[20:06] Mashiron
    Awa-chan...
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[20:07] Awayuki
    Please, don't fight over someone
    as unworthy as me.
[20:10] Awayuki
    I'd rather see you both smiling!
[20:13] Awayuki
    Okay?
[20:13] Mashiro
    Heck no. Awa-chan belongs to me.
[20:16] Alice
    Awayuki-dono. In every woman's life,
    there comes a time when she must fight!
[20:21] Awayuki
    But why?!
SIGN    Tragic: Awa-chan's heartfelt plea was rejected Selfishiron is adorable She tried so hard to cap it off Just rejected flat-out Is Alice-chan being influenced from her time as a duo with Hikari-chan? Somebody stop them We're in this together! The battle continues... Neither is giving up on Awa-chan lololol They did say it was a duel
[20:22] Awayuki
    I was totally wrapping up the segment just now!
[20:26] Awayuki
    Why don't we end with a compromise,
[20:28] Awayuki
    like Shuwa belongs to Alice-chan
    and Awa belongs to Mashiron?
[20:32] Mashiro
    No, both Awa-chan and Shuwa-chan belong to me!
[20:34] Alice
    It is the possession of both faces
    that make Awayuki-dono so precious!
[20:40] Alice
    She would be insufficient
    without either of them!
[20:44] Alice
    We have not yet chosen who is the
    more suitable bride for Awayuki-dono!
[20:49] Mashiro
    True. I expect this battle
    to go on for some time.
[20:53] Mashiro
    But, Alice-chan, aren't you happy to
    have learned more about Awa-chan?
SIGN    From Mashiro
[21:00] Alice
    M-Mashiro... Did you do this all for me?
[21:03] Mashiro
    Well, I hang out with her IRL,
    so I do have an unfair advantage.
[21:07] Alice
    Mashiro-dono...
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[21:09] Alice
    Truly, you are a worthy rival!
[21:13] Awayuki
    How are they acting like
    they've worked this all out?
[21:17] Mashiro
    They say the ground is stronger after a storm.
[21:20] Mashiro
    I really won't let you have Awa-chan, though.
[21:25] Awayuki
    Darn it!
SIGN    Still more meat on the bone
     That was fun... lol
     This is a VS hero movie now
     Awa-chan thought she could cap it off, but they capped it off for her
     So neither of them claims her yet?
     Rare to see Awa-chan on the back foot the whole time
     Awa-chan belongs to all
[21:34] Awayuki
    Pretty much everyone's
    had me on the back foot today.
[21:39] Awayuki
    After all that,
SIGN    You ok?
[21:41] Awayuki
    they teamed up to ask me if I had anything
    else on my mind and wouldn't let up...
SIGN    What's up?
SIGN    Wanna talk?
SIGN    Wanna talk?
SIGN    Wanna °INE?
SIGN    Wanna °INE?
[21:50] Awayuki
    What's really weighing on me...
[21:55] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai... What are you thinking about?
[22:00] Awayuki
    And what are you doing that concert for?
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.