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E1 - Episode 1

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[00:30] Awayuki
    Testing. Testing. Well?
[00:33] Awayuki
    Is my current audio balance acceptable?
SIGN    Sounds great to me!
[00:37] Awayuki
    Well, then, everyone.
[00:39] Awayuki
    Good evening to you all.
[00:41] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
[00:44] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:16] Awayuki
    Oh, here's a lovely comment from our chat.
[02:20] Awayuki
    "Don't you get tired from streaming every day?"
[02:23] Awayuki
    Oh, no, not at all.
[02:25] Awayuki
    I fear I'm rather deficient in most qualities,
[02:28] Awayuki
    so perseverance is the one thing
    I must strive for.
[02:32] Awayuki
    Well, I suppose it's time to end the stream.
[02:35] Awayuki
    Thank you once more for your kind attention.
[02:39] Awayuki
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls.
SIGN    Later!
    
    Man, she works so hard
    
    I wish it'd pay off with monetization
    
    Truth
[02:49] Awayuki
    Eh?
[02:50] Awayuki
    It's locked up.
[02:52] Awayuki
    What's with you, computer?
[02:54] Awayuki
    There, got it closed.
SIGN    This is what she sounds like off-stream, huh?
    
    Yeah, I like her natural voice, too
    
    Post-credits scene, awesome
[02:56] Awayuki
    Thank goodness. Though...
SIGN    Wait, this is...
[02:59] Awayuki
    Yeesh, viewer numbers still in the pits.
[03:01] Awayuki
    It's like I'm still lacking that oomph...
SIGN    Did she forget to sign off?
[03:50] Awayuki
    For one of these babies, I'd slave away
    for piss wages in the underground empire!
[03:56] Awayuki
    Well, Kaji-kun drank beer, though.
    I dunno about StroZero.
[04:07] Awayuki
    That's the stuff, baby!
[04:10] Awayuki
    And now...
[04:16] Awayuki
    You gotta love the sound
    of crackin' open a tall one!
[04:26] Awayuki
    Hell yeah!
[04:28] Awayuki
    Let's see what my genmates are up to.
[04:31] Hikari
    Sparkly-lo, all!
[04:33] Hikari
    The festival lights bring a real hullaballoo!
[04:35] Hikari
    I'm Matsuriya Hikari!
[04:37] Hikari
    Tonight, I'll be resuming yesterday's
    Sausage Legend stream!
[04:40] Hikari
    SSL for short!
[04:42] Awayuki
    Sparkly-lo!
SIGN    Hikari-chan's so cute!
    
    Sparkly-lo!
    
    I feel a hullaballoo!
    
    Sausage??
    
    wtf
    
    so excited
[04:44] Hikari
    If it's your first time,

    thanks for dropping in!
[04:46] Hikari
    This is a game where sausages stand firm*
    in a steamy-hot battle for dominance!
[04:51] Hikari
    I tried it for the first time yesterday,
    and it was so fun, I just couldn't stop!
[04:52] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan's such a good girl. I love her!
SIGN    wtf
     lololol
     that's ssl lol
     gtfo
     she's playing that??
     my love to the developers
     What is she thinking?
     This is next-level
     SSL lol
     Hikari-chan no!!
     Towering rn
    Don't ruin it lol
     Hey!
     Who told her about this
     srsly???
[04:55] Hikari
    Hey, no worries, guys!
[04:57] Hikari
    Believe in the power of Hikari!
[04:59] Hikari
    I'm gonna be honest, I was playing in my
    own time and got a really strong pull!
SIGN    Reinforced
    
    
    8000 Coin
[05:03] Hikari
    I think I'll use it today!
SIGN    Big, hard, resilient... that's the only "sundae sausage" for Matsuriya Hikari!
SIGN    Too big...
     The hell lol?
     Yep, that's a sausage lol...
     Dunno if the tip is right lol
     Sundae sausage!
     It's black...
     lol
[05:08] Hikari
    Seriously, it's no problem!
[05:09] Hikari
    It's super-strong, I promise!
[05:12] Hikari
    I looked it up, and I found out
    it's a blood sausage!
[05:14] Awayuki
    Man, look at all those comments!
[05:17] Awayuki
    I wuv you!
[05:18] Awayuki
    Too pure for this world!
[05:19] Awayuki
    I'm gonna get pregnant off this!
SIGN    There's a baby on the screen
[05:24] Awayuki
    Yeah! I'm gonna be your !
[05:27] Hikari

    Okay, now I need to find a partner!
[05:31] Awayuki*
    Sheesh, this ain't good, man.
[05:31] Hikari
    Let's make the room password, hmm...
[05:33] Awayuki
    I just can't quit you, StroZero.
[05:34] Hikari
    How about 5556?
[05:36] Awayuki
    I seriously can't quit
    with this StroZero stuff!
[05:39] Hikari
    Hey, I got a match!
[05:41] Hikari
    Um...
SIGN    Match Partner Found
SIGN    SAGA°°ManMilkMaestro
[05:42] Hikari
    Oh... ManMilkMaestro-san, huh?
[05:47] Hikari
    Let's have a fight!
[05:50] Hikari
    You darn sausage!
[05:52] Hikari
    Don't underestimate Hikari!
[05:56] Hikari
    Hooray! I won!
[05:59] Hikari
    I think I'm getting a little better
    at this, aren't I?
[06:02] Hikari
    Now, next person...
SIGN    C0urtJ°°zster
[06:04] Hikari
    Is that... Court... J**z-ster?
[06:07] Hikari
    Gosh, I hope I can beat you...
[06:11] Awayuki
    "Court Jzster" is freaking hilarious!
[06:13] Hikari**
    Let's give it our best.
[06:15] Hikari
    Oh, a banana! I've never seen one of those!
SIGN    C0urtJ°°zster
SIGN     Bloody sausage dance fight
SIGN    So much for the game title
    lololol
SIGN    It's phallic! It counts!
[06:21] Hikari
    The gauge builds up, okay?
SIGN    So much for the sausage concept
SIGN    Since when is banana a sausage?
[06:23] Hikari
    You can't rush it!
SIGN    Banana stronk
[06:24] Hikari
    Now, take careful aim...
SIGN    Fight harder, banana!
SIGN    The name and skin
    both seem off
SIGN    You saved up
    for this day huh
SIGN    You saved up
    for this day huh
SIGN    Harsh lololol
[06:26] Hikari
    Yeah, get 'em!
SIGN    Go for it
[06:27] Hikari
    Almost got 'em! Yeah, go!
[06:29] Hikari
    C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
[06:31] Hikari
    Oh, yes, sweet release!
[06:36] Awayuki
    Shit! I'm gning out here!
[06:38] Awayuki**
    Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy!
[06:39] Awayuki
    But I'm gning to your stream!
[06:42] Awayuki**
    I'm g**ning to your stream!
[06:47] Hikari
    Gosh, that was fun!
[06:49] Hikari
    Well, let's meet again at the next festival!
[06:52] Hikari
    Bye-bye!
[06:53] Awayuki
    Bye-bye, Hikari-chan! Bye-bye!
[06:58] Awayuki
    Man, Hikari-chan runs
    the best friggin' streams.
[07:01] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan's awesome.
    You can see why she's so popular.
[07:05] Awayuki
    Who wouldn't love her?
[07:07] Awayuki
    Compared to her, I...
[07:16] Awayuki
    Man...
[07:18] Awayuki
    If I don't course-correct soon,
    I'm gonna wind up broke.
[07:22] Awayuki
    Not to mention the depression...
[07:25] Awayuki
    Still, it's late, so let's check out
    Chami-chan's stream and sleep.
[07:35] Chami
    Good evening, friends.
[07:37] Chami
    Yanagase Chami-oneesan is here
    to bring you to the heights of rejuvenation.
[07:44] Chami
    First... Ah, is the volume just right?
[07:49] Chami
    Here's the left side.
[07:52] Chami
    Here's the right side.
[07:54] Chami
    Right. That's the right side.
[07:57] Awayuki
    Aw, hell.
[07:59] Awayuki
    This stream's almost as addictive
    as the StroZero...
[08:04] Chami
    Must be good, huh?
[08:07] Chami
    Today... I think I'll use a wooden ear pick.
[08:12] Chami
    I tried out all kinds of things to
    learn more about ear cleaning...
[08:20] Chami
    But in the end, I feel like I should
    go back to the classic wooden kind.
[08:28] Chami
    Oh, I suppose.
    I don't know about these things.
[08:32] Chami
    Most of the time, you just
    need one ear pick, don't you?
[08:37] Chami
    Well, then, why don't we get started?
[08:40] Chami
    Starting from the right...
[08:44] Chami
    Lightly now... Brush, brush...
[08:49] Chami
    How's that? Feel nice?
[08:51] Awayuki
    Feeshniche...
[08:55] Chami
    And once that's nice and clean,
[08:57] Chami
    how about we eat together?
[09:01] Chami
    Today, I made deep-fried
    lotus root sandwiches.
[09:06] Chami
    You know how it leaks out if you don't
    get the filling just right, don't you?
[09:10] Chami
    Oh?
[09:12] Awayuki
    Leaks out...
[09:15] Chami
    Hush.
[09:15] Chami
    Wait, I just saw a great, big lump.
[09:21] Chami
    I'll go in nice and careful, okay?
[09:24] Chami
    It's very deep in, so tell me if it hurts...
[09:31] Awayuki
    So good...
[09:34] Awayuki
    Too good...
SIGN    Trending
    
    
    
    #ForgotToEndStream
    
    #VTuber
    
    #StroZero
    
    #Purity
    
    #MaskOff
SIGN    Snow, Chatting, Streaming
SIGN    currently watching
SIGN    Manager Suzuki
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Calling
[10:21] Awayuki
    So hot...
[10:25] Awayuki
    Gonna barf... Need water...
[10:33] Awayuki
    Manager Suzuki?
[10:36] Awayuki
    Hello?
[10:37] Suzuki
    A-Awayuki-san!
[10:39] Suzuki
    Thank goodness! You finally answered!
[10:42] Awayuki
    Um, so what—
[10:44] Suzuki
    K-Keep quiet!
[10:45] Suzuki
    I don't want your private info getting out,
[10:48] Suzuki
    so try to say as little
    as possible from now on.
[10:52] Suzuki
    And try to stay as calm as possible
    after what I'm about to tell you.
[10:59] Suzuki
    Are you ready?
[11:00] Suzuki
    You're going to stay calm, aren't you?
[11:03] Suzuki
    Turn off your stream.
[11:05] Suzuki
    Turn off your stream.
[11:08] Suzuki
    Turn off your stream.
SIGN    Guh?!
SIGN    Guh?!
SIGN    Crazy
    
    So different from her usual streams lol
    
    Wanna make clips but not sure where to start
    
    Awa-chan's awake, gonna go sleep
    
    Thanks for the stream to sleep to
    
    Is StroZero good?
    
    Waiting for tonight's stream!
    
    Bet management's freaking out
SIGN    Snow, Chatting, Streaming
SIGN    Viewers
[11:19] Awayuki
    What in the blue hell?!
SIGN    Great stream to sleep to
SIGN    So many new watchers
SIGN    Great stream to sleep to
SIGN    She's up at last rofl
SIGN    Where's my pure Awayuki-chan?
SIGN    #1 trending lol
[11:30] Awayuki
    Number one trending?!
SIGN    #ForgotToEndStream
    #WakeUpAwayuki
[11:33] Suzuki
    You did great, Awayuki-san.
[11:36] Suzuki
    Ever since your interview, I knew it was
    only a matter of time until you blew up,
[11:41] Suzuki
    but I never expected you'd
    forget to end your stream.
[11:44] Suzuki
    I just knew you'd find that unexpected angle!
[11:47] Suzuki
    I'm going to keep doing all I can
    to support you, okay?
[11:51] Awayuki
    N-No way.
[11:53] Awayuki
    It's all too much...
[11:59] Awayuki
    I'm gonna freaking hurl.
SIGN    The livestream has ended
SIGN    Manager Suzuki
[12:09] Awayuki
    I truly cannot apologize enough!
[12:13] Suzuki
    Well, it's true that I'd rather you ended
    your streams properly from now on,
[12:17] Suzuki
    but the drinking is totally fine.
[12:21] Awayuki
    You do realize what I did, don't you?
[12:23] Awayuki
    This is way beyond just betraying
    my image. It's a scandal!
[12:26] Awayuki
    It's like Gandhi turning into some
    bloodthirsty, street-fighting kingpin!
[12:32] Suzuki
    Actually, this is fully within the
    expectations the company had for you.
[12:38] Suzuki
    During your initial third-gen interview,
    you were even more unhinged.
[12:44] Suzuki
    Don't you remember?
[12:46] Awayuki
    What?
[12:47] Awayuki
    What are you talking about?
[12:48] Awayuki
    Did I screw up royally
    in my interview or something?
[12:50] Suzuki
    What? You don't remember?
[12:53] Suzuki
    You made such an impact then,
[12:55] Suzuki
    it always felt a bit strange
    to see you acting calm and rational...
[12:59] Awayuki
    But my interview was three months ago!
[13:02] Suzuki
    Exactly!
[13:03] Suzuki
    I actually assumed you were
    playing the pure character
[13:05] Suzuki
    to set up a bigger reveal down the road.
[13:07] Awayuki
    I wasn't!
[13:08] Suzuki
    But I always saw you as a chaotic force,
    like Hama Yujiro!
[13:14] Awayuki
    C'mon, not even I could chug
    Scotch like he does...
[13:17] Awayuki
    No, hang on, here!
[13:19] Awayuki
    If you knew I was so unstable,
    why'd you hire me?
[13:23] Suzuki
    Well, it really wasn't an easy decision.
[13:26] Suzuki
    But at Live-On, we choose our streamers
    based on how much they "shine."
[13:30] Suzuki
    And we thought you fit the bill!
[13:34] Awayuki
    I don't feel very shiny.
    More like sewer water in a ditch.
[13:39] Suzuki
    No, you absolutely shine!
[13:42] Suzuki
    The character Kokorone Awayuki
    is now the center of attention!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki-chan's accidental stream was hilarious.
    Loved it. #ForgotToEndStream
    
    
    Gotta love the new Awa-chan #ForgotToEndStream
    
    
    Can't wait to see what Awayuki-chan
    does next #ForgotToEndStream
[13:45] Suzuki
    Certainly, there are some critical comments*
    based on the suddenness of the change,
[13:50] Suzuki
    but it hasn't turned into full-on harassment.
[13:53] Awayuki
    True...
[13:54] Suzuki
    That means lots of people are interested
    in at least one side of you
[14:01] Suzuki
    and find it appealing!
[14:07] Awayuki
    You... think they do?
[14:10] Suzuki
    They wouldn't be waiting for
    your next stream if they didn't!
[14:14] Suzuki
    We'll have to organize your schedule for
    a while and keep things nice and regulated,
[14:20] Suzuki
    but for now, let's ride that wave!
[14:23] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san...
[14:25] Suzuki
    I mean... it's not like you can put
    the genie back in the bottle, right?
[14:31] Suzuki
    If you try to return
    to your earlier pure image,
[14:33] Suzuki
    it's going to feel completely unnatural.
SIGN    Seeing Livers' masks slip is part of the fun. Though that
    might've gone a little too far lol #ForgotToEndStream
[14:41] Awayuki
    She's right.
SIGN    Letting loose that hard is a kind of talent
    on its own #ForgotToEndStream
[14:44] Awayuki
    There's definitely a lot of mockery,
SIGN    Out with the "luminous," in with
    the "lit"? #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    So much for the pure girl, but she might be better off
    pursuing this new angle? #ForgotToEndStream
[14:47] Awayuki
    but nothing really vile...
SIGN    I can't believe she streamed that lol
    Kinda gotta hand it to her lol #ForgotToEndStream
[14:57] Awayuki
    H-Hikari-chan?
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari
SIGN    Calling
[15:01] Awayuki
    Right... I can't just not answer, can I?
[15:04] Awayuki
    H-Hello?
[15:07] Hikari
    Awayuki-chan, morning!
[15:09] Hikari
    And congrats! You're totally viral!
[15:12] Hikari
    You're #1 on trending!
[15:14] Hikari
    I never knew you were such a fun person!
[15:18] Hikari
    I got so wrapped up in your uninhibited spirit!
[15:24] Hikari
    Oh, but hey. There was
    one thing I was wondering.
[15:28] Awayuki
    Yeah? Wh-What's that?
[15:30] Hikari
    I watched some video clips
    of your stream, and...
[15:33] Awayuki
    Right, right.
[15:34] Awayuki
    Yeah, of course that'd get clipped...
[15:37] Hikari
    I got curious about that
    "g**ning" thing you said,
[15:41] Hikari
    so I asked my manager about it!
[15:43] Hikari
    And then...
[15:44] Hikari
    She said it means you
    find me super-duper cute!
[15:49] Hikari
    Gosh, it just makes me blush!
[15:53] Hikari
    Let's do another collab sometime!
[15:55] Hikari
    Bye-bye!
[15:57] Awayuki
    B-Bye-bye...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I think we can go with the
    collab we discussed before
    
    
    
    
    I was really worried. Are you okay?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Really? Great!
    
    
    
    
    Honestly, Awayuki-chan,
    not sure if I should say this...
    but you were hilarious lol
SIGN    Got it. Can't wait! TTYL
    
    
    
    
    Yeah ^^;
    They weren't mad, somehow
    
    
    
    
    Thanks for worrying!
[16:21] Awayuki
    Everyone from Live-On is so nice.
[16:29] Awayuki
    The real me, huh?
[16:36] Awayuki
    I hid it for so long
    and kept everyone at arm's length.
[16:44] Awayuki
    I made my debut three months ago.
[16:46] Awayuki
    When I first started as a VTuber, I thought
    I'd stream a whole lot and get popular
[16:51] Awayuki
    and eventually get monetized,
    and my life would be a woo-hoo party.
[16:57] Awayuki
    But I struggled to grow my channel.
[16:59] Awayuki
    My subscriber count and concurrent viewers
    are under half my genmates'.
[17:15] Awayuki
    Two weeks left in the month.
[17:19] Awayuki
    But...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I think we can go with the
    collab we discussed before
    
    
    
    
    I was really worried. Are you okay?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Really? Great!
    
    
    
    
    Honestly, Awayuki-chan,
    not sure if I should say this...
    but you were hilarious lol
SIGN    Got it. Can't wait! TTYL
    
    
    
    
    Yeah ^^;
    They weren't mad, somehow
    
    
    
    
    Thanks for worrying!
SIGN    Seeing Livers' masks slip is part of the fun. Though that
    might've gone a little too far lol #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    Letting loose that hard is a kind of talent
    on its own #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    Out with the "luminous," in with
    the "lit"? #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    So much for the pure girl, but she might be better off
    pursuing this new angle? #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    I can't believe she streamed that lol
    Kinda gotta hand it to her lol #ForgotToEndStream
[17:28] Awayuki
    I feel like, now...
[17:31] Awayuki
    Maybe it's okay to embrace my freedom!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Streaming now!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki ch.
    Livestream has started
[17:49] Awayuki
    Hell, yeah!
[17:51] Awayuki
    It's stream time, baby!
SIGN    It's her!
SIGN    Who's this?
[18:02] Awayuki
    Ah, ecstasy on par with that third StroZero!
[18:12] Awayuki
    Seriously, y'all, my bad about that.
SIGN    I'll never accidentally leave my stream on again! I'm totally sorry, guys!
[18:15] Awayuki
    I'll never accidentally leave my stream
    on again! I'm totally sorry, guys!
SIGN    You're not sorry about the drinking?
SIGN    You're not sorry about the drinking?
[18:22] Awayuki
    What, you don't think I'm being sincere?
[18:24] Awayuki
    Look, I was gonna stop the drinking too,
[18:28] Awayuki
    but apparently management's
    not mad about that part,
[18:30] Awayuki
    so I figured, screw it!
SIGN    Hang on, are you
    already drunk?
[18:32] Awayuki
    Huh? Hell yeah, I am!
SIGN    I'm talking!!!!!
SIGN    I'm talking!!!!!
[18:34] Awayuki
    I've already chugged my first can.
[18:36] Awayuki
    You expect a self-esteem lightweight like me
SIGN    I'm talking!!!!!
SIGN    currently watching
[18:40] Awayuki
    to talk sober in front of a crowd like this?
[18:43] Awayuki
    Here comes another tall one!
SIGN    Don't open another can lololol
SIGN    Give back my pure Awayuki-chan!
SIGN    Lightweight (pure)
SIGN    Strong (confirmed)
[18:49] Awayuki
    Huh? I am pure!
[18:51] Awayuki
    Look at this demeanor! It's ladylike as hell!
SIGN    You think you're pure, you StroZero addict?
SIGN    I can smell your breath from here!!
SIGN    Glad I'm not in the room with this StroZero-humper
[18:59] Awayuki
    This is fun.
[19:01] Awayuki
    Thanks, StroZero.
[19:03] Awayuki
    You give me not just relief but fun as well.
[19:09] Awayuki
    I've made up my mind.
[19:10] Awayuki
    I'm gonna marry StroZero.
SIGN    How do you explain saying you were g°°ning
    to Hikari-chan?
[19:18] Awayuki
    Explain?
[19:19] Awayuki
    Girls who innocently say
    dirty things is my kink, okay?
[19:21] Awayuki
    It'd be an insult not to r°b one out.
[19:24] Awayuki
    In fact, when attracted to a woman,
    rbbing one out is the way to go!
[19:29] Awayuki
    Women prefer guys who are honest and direct!
SIGN    This girl just has no filter
[19:33] Awayuki
    Hey, I totally got a filter!
[19:35] Awayuki
    It's just broken, is all.
SIGN    When I meet you, I'm gonna r°b one out
    while I ask you out!
[19:37] Awayuki
    Like hell! I'll call the cops!
[19:43] Awayuki
    Love that sound!
[19:45] Awayuki
    Man, this is fun.
[19:49] Awayuki
    I never knew talking to people*
    could be this much fun.
SIGN    Sei-sama!
     Sei-sama!!!!!!
     Huh?!
     It's Sei-sama!
     Sei-sama!
    Second-genners are here!
     Eh?!
    Police!
SIGN    Sei-sama~
     Hey, hey, hey, hey!
     Is this...
SIGN    Sei-sama!
     Sei-sama!!!!!!
     Huh?!
[19:59] Awayuki
    Sei-senpai?!
SIGN    My lucky day??
SIGN    
    I sensed a kindred spirit and came running.
     Don't forget to end your stream this time!
SIGN    
     I knew you were a real Live-On Girl...
[20:03] Awayuki
    And Shion-senpai?!
[20:07] Awayuki
    Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai...
[20:11] Awayuki
    I've always loved you guys!
[20:13] Awayuki
    Please marry me so we can have sx!
SIGN    What'd she say?
     back that up lol
     What is even going on
     marry you for what?!
     It's a requirement lol
     Come on
    Is this stream okay?
     Hell no
     Didn't you propose earlier?
     What kind of proposal is that?
[20:19] Awayuki
    What do you expect? My ultra-fave
    streamers just showed up right here!
SIGN    You're completely insane...
SIGN    A pure girl can't say s°x
SIGN    She threw away her impassioned proposal to StroZero within minutes...
SIGN    Actually, her words suggest that she
    hasn't already had premarital sex!
    Is that not true purity?!
[20:24] Awayuki
    These are the people who keep me alive.
SIGN    She's pure after all!
[20:26] Awayuki
    Of course I'm gonna ask 'em for s
x.
[20:28] Awayuki
    Every one of you guys is so rude.
[20:31] Awayuki
    I'm just putting into practice my belief
    that women like honesty and directness.
SIGN    BLUSH
SIGN    SHE AGREED
    
    SEI-SAMA'S EYES BECAME HEARTS
    
    DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS
    
    IT ACTUALLY WORKED ON SEI-SAMA
    
    ARE YOU KIDDING, I'M GONNA PROPOSE
    TO THE GIRL I LIKE FOR S°X
    
    Hey, police? WE'VE GOT PERMISSION?!
    
    NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
    
    HEY LIVE-ON
    
    That's our Sei-sama!
SIGN    I think it's weirder that she didn't freak out
    
    Mama Shion's freaking out
    
    Fallen?
    
    It really is Sei-sama!!
    
    Mama Shion looks like she's gonna cry
    
    IT WORKED YOU GUYS
    
    SHE KEEPS DOING IT LOL
    
     What is going on here
    
    The brakes aren't working! What now?!
    
    Hope you don't get arrested! Good luck, pal!
[20:50] Awayuki
    This is the power of Awayuki.
[20:52] Awayuki
    Time to play that UC song!
SIGN    BTW, Awayuki-kun, mind if
    I ask you something?
[20:57] Awayuki
    Yes? What is it, Sei-sa—
[21:00] Awayuki
    S-Sei-senpai?
SIGN    Oh, you can call me Sei-sama if you want.
[21:06] Awayuki
    You mean it? I'd be honored!
[21:09] Awayuki
    I honestly couldn't bring up
    the courage before.
[21:13] Awayuki
    Sei-sama!
[21:14] Awayuki
    Sei-sama...
[21:16] Awayuki
    Sei-sama!
[21:18] Awayuki
    Now, Sei-sama, what is it you ask of me?
[21:21] Awayuki
    My measurements? My nous zones?
[21:25] Awayuki

    I'll tell you anything you ask, Sei-sama!
SIGN    Back to the subject, my question was...
SIGN    What's your favorite lesbian porn scenario?
[21:32] Awayuki*
    I love it when one actress clearly
    doesn't like doing same-sex things.
SIGN    Great, let's collab sometime. Stock up on that StroZero.
[21:41] Awayuki
    Yes, Your Majesty.
SIGN     I-I'll be there to moderate, too!
[21:51] Awayuki
    Wh-What bliss!
[21:53] Awayuki
    A dream... Am I dreaming?
[21:56] Awayuki
    No, this is no dream!
[21:59] Awayuki
    And I owe it all to StroZero!
[22:05] Awayuki
    So, you guys...
[22:07] Awayuki
    Let's all stan StroZero!