E11 - Episode 11
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[00:07] Awayuki
Yeah?
[00:08] Suzuki
Good morning.
[00:10] Suzuki
I'm sorry, did I wake you?
[00:12] Suzuki
I called because I have
a rather serious request...
[00:15] Awayuki
A request?
[00:17] Suzuki
Yes. Asagiri Hareru-san has
requested a collab with you.
[00:22] Awayuki
A-Are you serious?!
[00:24] Awayuki
Of course...
[00:25] Awayuki
Of course I'll do it!
[00:27] Suzuki
Well, actually...
[00:29] Suzuki
I'm very happy about your enthusiasm,
[00:32] Suzuki
but I should probably explain
the nature of the collab first.
[00:36] Awayuki
So... What is it?
[00:39] Suzuki
We're actually planning a solo
concert for Asagiri Hareru.
[00:44] Awayuki
A concert?!
[00:45] Awayuki
You mean an IRL venue
with an audience and all?
[00:48] Suzuki
That's right.
[00:49] Suzuki
We're planning to reserve a 3000-person arena
and also stream it.
SIGN So happy!
Harerun rocks!
She's adorable!
Marry me!
Idol Harerun 4life
We stan
Harerun's in 3D!
Her smile is blinding!
Finally!
SIGN Asagiri Hareru Solo Concert
[00:54] Awayuki
Three thousand?!
[00:56] Suzuki
That might even be on the small side,
given Hareru-san's popularity.
[00:59] Suzuki
But here's the pitch...
[01:02] Suzuki
Hareru-san wants the last song
to be a new song, sung with you.
[01:10] Awayuki
Why would she want me
for something that important?!
[01:13] Suzuki
She said she'd explain that to you personally.
[01:16] Suzuki
I understand it's a lot to take in.
[01:18] Suzuki
The management here were also very surprised.
[01:20] Suzuki
We didn't expect her to agree...
[01:23] Awayuki
Why is that?
[01:24] Suzuki
Hareru-san takes her role as Live-On staff
just as seriously as her role as a streamer.
[01:31] Suzuki
She feels strongly about supporting
Live-On from behind the scenes.
[01:36] Suzuki
That's why she prefers not to do
events where she's the headliner.
[01:40] Suzuki
She's turned down solo concert
proposals many times in the past.
SIGN Nah
SIGN Catch me if you can!
SIGN Proposal
[01:45] Suzuki
I was half joking when
I proposed it this time, too,
[01:48] Suzuki
but she said, "I'll do it
if Shuwacchi joins me at the end."
[01:51] Suzuki
She even said she wouldn't do it if you didn't.
[01:54] Awayuki
She wouldn't do... the whole concert?
[01:57] Suzuki
Yes.
[01:58] Suzuki
That's why I'm asking you.
[02:00] Suzuki
Awayuki-san, will you...
[02:02] Awayuki
I'll gladly do it!
[02:04] Suzuki
R-Really?
[02:06] Awayuki
It was a big shock, but I can't say no
to a request from Hareru-senpai!
[02:11] Suzuki
Thank you so much!
[02:13] Awayuki
I can't wait!
[02:14] Suzuki
Of course. Thank you!
SIGN VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[04:02] Suzuki
Hareru-san. There you are.
[04:05] Hareru
Hey, Suzuking!
[04:08] Suzuki
I thought I saw you come in here earlier.
[04:10] Suzuki
I'm on my break now, so I stopped by.
[04:13] Suzuki
Do you mind if I join you?
[04:15] Hareru
Help yourself!
[04:17] Hareru
And as a reward for finding me, you can have...
[04:21] Hareru
This!
[04:24] Suzuki
What is this?
[04:25] Hareru
Suzumushi King! "Suzuking" for short!
[04:30] Suzuki
A king bell cricket? Do those really exist?
[04:33] Hareru
Big reveal! I invented it just for you!
[04:37] Suzuki
Ah.
[04:43] Suzuki
Were you preparing for your concert?
[04:45] Hareru
Yeah. There's so much to do, after all.
[04:48] Suzuki
Let me thank you once again
for accepting the offer to do it.
[04:55] Hareru
It was your persistence that convinced me.
[04:58] Suzuki
I'm just a bit pushy like that.
[05:01] Suzuki
I'm sure the rest of the staff
felt the same way.
[05:04] Hareru
I'm glad to hear that...
[05:07] Hareru
But the whole thing makes me feel
kind of self-conscious around the others.
[05:11] Suzuki
Why is that?
[05:13] Hareru
Well... I told you my reason
for taking the concert, right?
[05:19] Suzuki
Ah... I see.
[05:21] Hareru
It's kinda hard to face them
after saying something like that.
[05:25] Hareru
That's why I'm in here,
working all by my lonesome.
[05:29] Suzuki
The others would be glad to have you, I'm sure.
[05:33] Hareru
Exactly! I couldn't stand them staring at me
with love and respect in their eyes!
[05:42] Suzuki
I'll talk to you later, Hareru-san.
[05:46] Hareru
Sure.
[05:47] Hareru
You're a great employee.
[05:49] Hareru
Just keep climbing that ladder, okay?
[05:52] Hareru
Show us the reason
why they call you "Suzuking"!
[05:57] Suzuki
You're the only one who calls me that.
[06:04] Hareru
Okay! I think we've got
the new song more or less down.
[06:09] Awayuki
Thank you for running so much practice with me.
[06:13] Hareru
Nah, Awacchi, you're amazing.
[06:15] Hareru
That resonance in your voice
is a true natural talent!
[06:21] Awayuki
Thank you for saying that!
[06:22] Awayuki
But on a technical level,
I'm not even close to you...
[06:27] Awayuki
The lyrics of this new song were challenging.
[06:30] Awayuki
I really wasn't sure at all
how to interpret them.
SIGN Proper enunciation on each word!
Count out the beat
Nasal sound
Don't speed up
[06:35] Awayuki
But you really got the meaning of the lyrics
and walked me through how to sing them...
[06:41] Hareru
Well, of course I understood their meaning.
[06:44] Hareru
I wrote them, after all!
SIGN Lyrics, Music, Arrangement
Asagiri Hareru
SIGN Lyrics, Music, Arrangement
Asagiri Hareru
[06:47] Hareru
It's the end of the concert,
so I put my back into it!
[06:51] Awayuki
Are you sure it's all right for me
to sing such an important song with you?
[06:55] Hareru
Yeah! This song only matters
because I'm singing it with you!
[07:03] Hareru
Hey, Awacchi.
[07:05] Awayuki
Yes?
[07:06] Hareru
Do you have something you want to ask me?
[07:10] Awayuki
What makes you think that?
[07:12] Hareru
It's written all over your face.
[07:16] Awayuki
Then, Hareru-senpai...
May I ask you a question?
[07:21] Hareru
Sure. What is it?
[07:23] Awayuki
Why did you agree to do this solo concert?
[07:26] Awayuki
Suzuki-san said you'd been asked
a lot of times before...
[07:32] Hareru
Well, well...
[07:34] Awayuki
You're not planning to make this
your retirement performance, are you?
[07:39] Hareru
No way, no way, no way!
[07:41] Awayuki
O-Of course not, right?
[07:44] Hareru
Hey, Awacchi, have you ever taken an IQ test?
[07:49] Awayuki
IQ? No, I haven't.
[07:53] Hareru
I see.
[07:54] Hareru
I have.
[07:57] Hareru
It said I have an IQ of 160.
[08:00] Awayuki
Oh? And what does that have to...
[08:06] Hareru
That's the answer to your question just now!
[08:13] Awayuki
It says over 130 is considered genius-level...
[08:17] Awayuki
Which means Hareru-senpai's IQ of 160
[08:21] Awayuki
is, like, supergenius stuff?!
[08:24] Awayuki
I get it...
[08:27] Awayuki
Wait, but how does that answer my question?!
[08:30] Awayuki
Hareru-senpai!
[08:37] Awayuki
I've been thinking about it since yesterday,
[08:40] Awayuki
but I can't figure out how Hareru-senpai's
high IQ relates to her doing a solo concert.
SIGN It is I with whom Awayuki-dono
is most compatible!
The reason why: love!
I would do anything to earn her affections!
For her, I would debone an entire fish,
then let her pat my head,
[08:48] Awayuki
She's talking about me?
SIGN lick her sandals to warm them
and let her kiss me, or even give her
a full cavity cleanse in the bath
then let her have s°x with me
SIGN ...lick her sandals to warm them and
let her kiss me, or even give her a full
cavity cleanse in the bath then let her
have s°x with me or anything she ever asks!
[08:53] Awayuki
She's trying to appear humble,
but there's a clear quid-pro-quo on each...
[08:58] Awayuki
Mashiron?
SIGN You show yourself, my rival in love!
To think you'd have the nerve!
Today is the day I take Awayuki-dono
back from your foul clutches!
[09:01] Awayuki
It's not like I was ever yours
to begin with, Alice-chan...
SIGN That's rich, coming from a perv like you
SIGN Silence, thief!
SIGN I was merely sharing my fantasies!
I would be perfectly comfortable
having Awayuki-dono tell me
SIGN "get away from me, sleazebag!"
In fact, I would treasure that moment!
Oh, Mistress, please debase me further!
SIGN Get away from me, sleazebag
SIGN It is not you from whom
I wish to hear those words!
[09:13] Awayuki
Are they cutting pro wrestling
promos on Cheeper now?
SIGN It was you who first debased Awayuki-dono!
SIGN When Awayuki-dono says yes, you should
take it as a yes, and when she says no,
you take it as a no!
SIGN Is that not basic human morality?!
SIGN Human
SIGN Indulging a person's every whim
isn't necessarily in their best interest!
SIGN Sometimes I'm cold to Awa-chan
because it's better for her!
SIGN That's my bond with Awa-chan
as her best friend,
her genmate,
and her mother!
SIGN Grrr!!
SIGN It is your pomposity
that I find most abhorrent!
SIGN But as I said from the start,
I love her more than anyone else can!
SIGN Love conquers all!
SIGN It is I who must be
Awayuki-dono's f°°k buddy!
SIGN Alice-chan, if you want to be Awa-chan's number one
that badly, why don't we let her make the call?
SIGN ...Explain.
SIGN She's the best judge of all of this.
Let's invite Awa-chan to a stream
and have her pick.
[09:34] Awayuki
H-Huh?
[09:36] Awayuki
This is going in a weird direction.
SIGN A fine idea!
Loath as I am to agree with you...
SIGN I accept your challenge!
SIGN Then it's decided.
I'll snap that inexplicable
confidence of yours over my knee.
SIGN I accept your challenge!
SIGN Then it's decided.
I'll snap that inexplicable confidence of yours over my knee.
[09:44] Awayuki
Did they just set up a collab
without asking me first?
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[09:48] Awayuki
This is Live-On, all right.
[09:50] Mashiro
Mashi-lo, everyone!
[09:50] Alice
Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
[09:52] Mashiro
I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron!
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[09:55] Mashiro
What's wrong, Awa-chan?
Introduce yourself already.
[09:58] Awayuki
Right... Unfortunately, we've got
some light snowfall tonight.
[10:02] Awayuki
I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[10:04] Awayuki
Can I leave now?
[10:05] Alice
Certainly not!
[10:07] Alice
You are today's star player!
[10:09] Alice
Your departure is utterly out of the question!
[10:12] Alice
Today is the day that I tear down
that final, highest wall
[10:16] Alice
standing in the way of our betrothal!
[10:19] Mashiro
We're going to compete to see
who's more worthy of you, Awa-chan.
[10:26] Awayuki
Yeah, looks like that's what's happening...
[10:28] Alice
Oh? What troubles you, Awayuki-dono?
[10:31] Alice
Ah, I think I see!
[10:33] Alice
You desire a sash
to proclaim your starring role!
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN Today's Star
[10:37] Awayuki
No, I want the opposite of that!
[10:39] Mashiro
You've got two beautiful girls
fawning over you!
[10:43] Mashiro
Try to enjoy it!
[10:44] Awayuki
Please don't put it that way...
[10:47] Awayuki
L-Look, I'm not important enough
to have people fighting over me.
SIGN Super Popular?
[10:51] Awayuki
This feels like a massive misunderstanding.
[10:53] Mashiro
That's right. You're mine,
and you always have been.
[10:57] Alice
You're the most important person in my world!
[11:00] Awayuki
No, there's mischief afoot here.
[11:03] Awayuki
Alice-chan I can understand,
but Mashiron's way over the top.
[11:08] Awayuki
I think you're doing this
to embarrass me and enjoy it!
SIGN Chocolate Cigarette
SIGN Chocolate Cigarette
[11:13] Awayuki
Because the Mashiron I know
would never talk like this!
[11:16] Mashiro
Shucks, Awa-chan...
[11:17] Mashiro
All I want to do is prove to this
little upstart that I'm your best match,
SIGN If you cross me, brat...
SIGN I'll make you a doujin one-shot
SIGN And I won't look back
[11:23] Mashiro
while getting some enjoyment
out of how self-conscious you are.
[11:27] Awayuki
You always do this to me, Mashiron!
[11:29] Awayuki
All that talk about the bond that we share
was part of your little game too, wasn't it?!
[11:36] Mashiro
No, I really meant that one...
SIGN squirrrrrm
Awamashi 2cute4me
Did they just...
She looks like a tsundere
but she doesn't hide that part
whoa...
yessssssss
ah
Good to know that Mashiron
is brimming with love for
Awayuki-chan at all times
I stan this oddly possessive mashiron
Honesty! Nice one, Mashiron,
mixing that in with your usual teasing
SIGN Darn it... This is annoying.
I'd better turn things sexy!
[11:43] Alice
I won't allow you to turn this
into a romcom without me!
SIGN Awa-chan is now officially a harem romcom protag
If there was one can left of a new StroZero flavor,
you'd fight for it, right? This is like that
I'm jealous, you think I'd get a harem of my own
if I drank StroZero and went nuts at my job?
A three°°°° would solve all these problems imo
Why are they fighting over this?
Maybe I'll go for the reverse harem? In the sense
that exactly nobody wants me, that is
Poor Alice-chan got left behind, so cute
[11:49] Awayuki
Well, all that said... I have
no intention of playing along.
[11:53] Mashiro
Then why not drink some StroZero
and turn into Shuwa-chan?
[11:56] Awayuki
You're both acting like fools! I've been
holding it in to play the straight man!
[12:01] Alice
Awayuki-dono made that sacrifice for me?!
SIGN Alice-dono always paints Awa-chan in the best light lol
Good girl, Awa-chan!
Be strong, Lemonade-san
I see now why "care" rhymes with "bear"
Awa-chan is Lemonade now? lol
StroZero without the alcohol...
But she predates the alcohol so why...
The permeating smell of lemon!!
uwaaa...
Let's put an end to this
"uwaaa"... lololol
SIGN Straight Man
SIGN Fool
[12:08] Awayuki
This isn't my character!
[12:11] Awayuki
I'm supposed to be the luster, not the lustee!
[12:16] Awayuki
I'm supposed to be the frothy,
foamy fool of the group!
[12:22] Alice
Awayuki-dono forced into an unfamiliar
position is too adorable to bear!
[12:27] Alice
I'm removing my panties.
[12:28] Awayuki
Who even made her like this?!
[12:32] Mashiro
You did, Awa-chan.
[12:33] Awayuki
And I'm very sorry about that!
[12:37] Awayuki
Anyway, how exactly do you intend
to stream a competition over me?
[12:42] Awayuki
I don't even understand how you intend to win.
SIGN Victory Condition: ???????
Loss Condition: Get account banned
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[12:49] Mashiro
I don't know, either.
[12:52] Alice
Nor do I, I fear.
[12:56] Awayuki
Do I really need to inform you people
of the importance of planning?
SIGN Anime Staff
[13:00] Mashiro
Well, no matter what the conditions are,
I won't lose to a newbie.
[13:04] Alice
Oh, cram it!
[13:07] Alice
Then we shall let chat decide!
SIGN Feels like the mods are just letting it ride
Change streamer name to Boomerang Man
I love having the newbies here, such fresh chemistry
I stanron mashiron
Boomerang Man sounds like a 70s superhero
Maybe they hit a wall in the planning?
P-Planning?!
The new girl got so flustered she dropped her speech pattern
Always ready for a fight
[13:10] Alice
Our revered listeners
will quiz us about Awayuki-dono!
SIGN Awa-chan's favorite anime
SIGN Her lunch today
SIGN Personal motto
SIGN What she wants most now
SIGN Most recent movie watched
SIGN What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:17] Alice
What about this one?
SIGN What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:18] Alice
Anyone who truly loves her would know
what she washes first in the bath!
[13:23] Mashiro
Sure. Let's take—
[13:24] Awayuki
Hold it right there.
[13:25] Awayuki
Why do I need to talk about
my bathing habits in public?
SIGN What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:30] Awayuki
Let's pretend this never happened
and move on to the next question.
[13:34] Alice
Horrors!
[13:35] Mashiro
Wait a minute, Awa-chan.
[13:36] Awayuki
Yes?
[13:38] Mashiro
There's a concept known
as the eroticism of the unknown.
[13:42] Mashiro
Willfully hiding a fact just
provides room to speculate
[13:45] Mashiro
that your refusal to answer means
the truth is the lewdest option!
SIGN Sexy Thoughts
[13:49] Mashiro
From certain corners, that is.
[13:52] Awayuki
Wh-What did you say?!
[13:54] Mashiro
I'm saying it might work out better for you
if you just answer the question.
[13:59] Mashiro
Or is the answer actually something lewd?
[14:03] Awayuki
V-Very well.
[14:05] Awayuki
I just need to tell you, then?!
[14:07] Awayuki
Then I'll answer, truly and honestly, so that
there can be no room for misunderstanding!
[14:14] Alice
Huzzah!
[14:15] Mashiro
Of course, I know everything about Awa-chan,
[14:19] Mashiro
so Alice-chan can answer first.
[14:21] Alice
I'll have the last laugh
in the face of your overconfidence!
[14:24] Alice
Thanks to the cameras I've hidden
all through Awayuki-dono's apartment,
[14:28] Alice
I know the answer for sure!
[14:29] Awayuki
Hold it right there.
[14:30] Alice
Ma'am! Ceasing all life functions.
[14:33] Mashiro
Awa-chan, I'm really sorry, too.
[14:36] Mashiro
Please don't prematurely end
this promising girl's life.
[14:40] Awayuki
Why do you have to act like I'm the one
on the power trip here?!
[14:43] Awayuki
It's not as if I told her to stop breathing!
[14:46] Awayuki
Now, seriously, Alice-chan... Do you really
have hidden cameras in my apartment?
[14:50] Alice
In 360 locations!
[14:53] Awayuki
You've got me living in a panopticon!
[14:56] Alice
360 locations in your bathroom, that is!
[14:59] Awayuki
Spread them out a little more!
[15:01] Awayuki
That's a really weird distribution!
[15:03] Mashiro
Why are you advising her, Awa-chan?
[15:05] Mashiro
Is that your kink or something?
[15:07] Awayuki
Freaking no!
[15:08] Alice
That was a mere bit of jest, of course!
[15:11] Awayuki
Ah, of course it was.
[15:13] Awayuki
I'd be rather disturbed if it weren't...
[15:14] Alice
The first rule of fandom
is never intrude on your fave.
[15:18] Mashiro
That's very mature of you.
[15:20] Mashiro
Though as her friend, I'm always in a position
to play pranks on and flirt with her.
[15:26] Alice
On my way to buy those cameras!
[15:27] Awayuki
What about the rules of fandom?!
[15:28] Awayuki
And stop egging her on, Mashiron!
[15:31] Mashiro
Gomennasorry.
[15:34] Awayuki
What was the question again?
[15:35] Awayuki
What I wash first in the bath?
[15:38] Alice
Yes, and now I shall answer!
[15:41] Alice
I say...
[15:43] Alice
her feet!
[15:45] Awayuki
Um... Wrong.
[15:47] Alice
I shall henceforth perish!
[15:49] Awayuki
If you die now, I'll be listed as the
cause of death, so please don't!
[15:53] Mashiro
Now, now, Alice-chan.
[15:54] Mashiro
These things happen.
[15:56] Alice
Th-The match is not yet sealed!
[15:57] Alice
Mashiro-dono still needs to respond.
[15:59] Alice
If we are both incorrect,
it shall prove a draw!
[16:02] Mashiro
Yes, yes. The answer is her arms.
[16:05] Awayuki
Hey, that's right! That's amazing, Mashiron!
[16:08] Alice
I shall henceforth perish!
[16:10] Awayuki
Seriously...
[16:11] Awayuki
Wait, she got it right that easily?!
[16:14] Awayuki
Mashiron... do you have surveillance cameras?!
[16:17] Mashiro
No.
[16:19] Mashiro
Remember how we took a bath
together during our last sleepover?
[16:22] Awayuki
Oh... Of course.
[16:24] Awayuki
Wait!
[16:25] Awayuki
Does that mean you were
watching me that whole time?!
[16:29] Awayuki
Mashiron, you perv!
SIGN Eek!!
SIGN Eek!!
[16:30] Alice
I must protest this unjust result!
SIGN Injustice!
SIGN Down with Mashiro!
SIGN Don't let Mashiro-dono
keep it all to herself!
[16:33] Alice
It's unfair that you know
the right answer, Mashiro-dono!
[16:36] Mashiro
You're the one who wanted
to do the question about the bath.
[16:41] Alice
What is your judgment, Awayuki-dono?
[16:43] Awayuki
Well... It's probably fairer to use something
neither of you has advance knowledge of.
SIGN What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[16:49] Alice
Awayuki-dono, you are as wise as ever!
[16:52] Alice
Let us proceed to a new question!
SIGN Awayuki-chan's ideal proposal
[16:55] Alice
To stand amid romantic street lighting
[16:58] Alice
and hear her partner's cry of devotion!
[17:01] Alice
I accept being second to StroZero.
[17:03] Alice
Just make me your number two woman!
[17:05] Awayuki
If you did that to me, I'd pretend it was
mistaken identity and run the other way.
[17:11] Mashiro
Awa-chan tends not to like
flashy stuff in her real life, so...
[17:15] Mashiro
I think I'd wait for a moment
when we were just hanging out at home,
[17:19] Mashiro
and say, "You wanna get married?" or something.
[17:23] Awayuki
Um... I'm a little embarrassed
by how on-the-money that was.
[17:28] Awayuki
M-Moving on!
SIGN Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:30] Alice
Yes! This shall be our next topic!
[17:32] Awayuki
I think you just want to find out the answer.
[17:34] Awayuki
Rejected.
SIGN REJECTED
[17:35] Alice
Were my intentions that plain?
SIGN Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:37] Alice
Mashiro-dono's erogenous zones, then!
SIGN Mashiro-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:41] Mashiro
Why me?
[17:42] Alice
I thought perhaps Awayuki-dono
might wish to know!
[17:45] Awayuki
I'll give one point to Alice-chan
for knowing me so well!
[17:49] Mashiro
Darn it, you!
[17:50] Alice
Of course, I'm happy to share my own erogenous
zones in ascending order of sensitivity!
SIGN 113th
114th
115th
[17:54] Alice
Beginning from the 115th...
[17:56] Awayuki
That will be quite unnecessary.
SIGN REJECTED
SIGN What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?
[17:58] Mashiro
What about this?
"What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?"
[18:02] Mashiro
Being her true partner means always being
there for her in times of need, after all.
[18:08] Alice
Ah! A rare moment of wisdom
from you, Mashiro-dono.
[18:11] Mashiro
Watch your mouth, kid.
[18:13] Mashiro
I'll make a nasty
doujinshi one-shot out of you.
SIGN What If...
Soma Alice Was Hypnotized
into Thinking Some Random
Old Guy Was Awayuki-dono
[18:16] Alice
Please! See that I'm shipped with Awayuki-dono!
SIGN I So Desire!
[18:19] Mashiro
This girl doesn't take a hint.
[18:20] Alice
For reference purposes, I'd like to
know exactly how nasty it might be!
[18:22] Awayuki
These two could get along
pretty well if they wanted to...
[18:25] Mashiro
You're really excited about
being made into a one-shot doujin, huh?
[18:26] Awayuki
Seems like they're having
plenty of fun without me...
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[18:31] Mashiro
Yes, Awa-chan? Ready?
[18:33] Awayuki
Yes, indeed! There's actually something
weighing quite terribly on my mind!
[18:36] Awayuki
And neither of you know what that is!
[18:38] Alice
Something I do not know, even after
watching every last one of your streams?
[18:43] Alice
You truly do strive to new heights every day!
[18:46] Mashiro
Something you've never let slip,
even though we're always talking offline?
[18:51] Awayuki
Yes! Now, you two... Give me your best shot!
[18:55] Mashiro
Let's see...
[18:57] Mashiro
You were happy about that clip show of
Shuwa-chan's cutest moments before,
[19:01] Mashiro
so do you want to hear
more people telling you that you're cute?
SIGN Shuwa-chan CUTE scenes montage
SIGN Cute
SIGN Cute
SIGN Cute
SIGN Cute
[19:05] Awayuki
W-Well... I'm afraid not.
[19:09] Mashiro
Earlier you talked about wanting your
listeners to praise the food you make,
[19:13] Mashiro
so you were trying to buy
new dishes. Is it about that?
[19:17] Mashiro
Oh? But you said it's something
I haven't heard of, so that can't be it.
[19:21] Mashiro
So sorry.
[19:23] Awayuki
You're doing this on purpose, Mashiron!
[19:25] Awayuki
O-Okay, Alice-chan, you're next!
[19:28] Awayuki
What do you think is weighing on my mind?
[19:30] Alice
A difficult question indeed!
[19:33] Alice
Is it your lack of a personal StroZero faucet?
[19:36] Mashiro
O ye of little faith, Alice-chan.
Awa-chan has one of those at home.
[19:39] Alice
Forgive my ignorance!
[19:41] Awayuki
No, I do not.
[19:44] Mashiro
I really don't know.
I feel a little bit ashamed.
[19:48] Alice
Nor do I.
[19:50] Alice
Awayuki-dono, what is it
that weighs upon your mind?
[19:55] Awayuki
What's weighing on my mind is...
[20:00] Awayuki
that I can't stand seeing the two
of you at each other's throats!
[20:04] Alice
Awayuki-dono...
[20:06] Mashiron
Awa-chan...
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[20:07] Awayuki
Please, don't fight over someone
as unworthy as me.
[20:10] Awayuki
I'd rather see you both smiling!
[20:13] Awayuki
Okay?
[20:13] Mashiro
Heck no. Awa-chan belongs to me.
[20:16] Alice
Awayuki-dono. In every woman's life,
there comes a time when she must fight!
[20:21] Awayuki
But why?!
SIGN Tragic: Awa-chan's heartfelt plea was rejected Selfishiron is adorable She tried so hard to cap it off Just rejected flat-out Is Alice-chan being influenced from her time as a duo with Hikari-chan? Somebody stop them We're in this together! The battle continues... Neither is giving up on Awa-chan lololol They did say it was a duel
[20:22] Awayuki
I was totally wrapping up the segment just now!
[20:26] Awayuki
Why don't we end with a compromise,
[20:28] Awayuki
like Shuwa belongs to Alice-chan
and Awa belongs to Mashiron?
[20:32] Mashiro
No, both Awa-chan and Shuwa-chan belong to me!
[20:34] Alice
It is the possession of both faces
that make Awayuki-dono so precious!
[20:40] Alice
She would be insufficient
without either of them!
[20:44] Alice
We have not yet chosen who is the
more suitable bride for Awayuki-dono!
[20:49] Mashiro
True. I expect this battle
to go on for some time.
[20:53] Mashiro
But, Alice-chan, aren't you happy to
have learned more about Awa-chan?
SIGN From Mashiro
[21:00] Alice
M-Mashiro... Did you do this all for me?
[21:03] Mashiro
Well, I hang out with her IRL,
so I do have an unfair advantage.
[21:07] Alice
Mashiro-dono...
SIGN A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[21:09] Alice
Truly, you are a worthy rival!
[21:13] Awayuki
How are they acting like
they've worked this all out?
[21:17] Mashiro
They say the ground is stronger after a storm.
[21:20] Mashiro
I really won't let you have Awa-chan, though.
[21:25] Awayuki
Darn it!
SIGN Still more meat on the bone
That was fun... lol
This is a VS hero movie now
Awa-chan thought she could cap it off, but they capped it off for her
So neither of them claims her yet?
Rare to see Awa-chan on the back foot the whole time
Awa-chan belongs to all
[21:34] Awayuki
Pretty much everyone's
had me on the back foot today.
[21:39] Awayuki
After all that,
SIGN You ok?
[21:41] Awayuki
they teamed up to ask me if I had anything
else on my mind and wouldn't let up...
SIGN What's up?
SIGN Wanna talk?
SIGN Wanna talk?
SIGN Wanna °INE?
SIGN Wanna °INE?
[21:50] Awayuki
What's really weighing on me...
[21:55] Awayuki
Hareru-senpai... What are you thinking about?
[22:00] Awayuki
And what are you doing that concert for?
SIGN This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
and always in moderation.