# E5 - Episode 5 Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXN1VE/episode-5)
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***SIGN***    4th Generation Reveal
**[00:00] Awayuki**
    At last, it's time to reveal
     the fourth generation of Live-On.
**[00:03] Awayuki**
    In other words...
***SIGN***    My kohais are debuting!
***SIGN***    Can't wait
     Awa-chan doesn't know them yet either?
     She's not drinking today?
     Thought it'd be a Shuwa-chan stream
     4th gen, huh? Since it's Live-On,
    probably a bunch of freaks lol
     Love that we can watch the reveal together
     Three of em huh?
     purity mode
    Huh? Not drinking? u ok?
    Guess she's taking this one seriously lmao
     good evening!
**[00:05] Awayuki**
    It's finally my senpai debut!
**[00:08] Awayuki**
    I don't know anything about
    our fourth-genners yet,
**[00:12] Awayuki**
    so I'm looking forward to meeting them!
**[00:14] Awayuki**
    *I don't care if they're troublemakers...*
**[00:16] Awayuki**
*    as long as they're charming girls*
*    who'll look up to me!*
**[00:20] Awayuki**
    I wonder what they'll be like!
**[00:24] Awayuki**
    Oh, the stream's started!
**[00:29] Alice**
    I-It is my pleasure to meet you all!
**[00:31] Alice**
    I am Soma Alice!
**[00:33] Alice**
    I spend my days studying for my college degree,
**[00:36] Alice**
    while performing
    in an idol group called Phalanx!
**[00:40] Awayuki**
    Ah, the comments are quite impressed already!
***SIGN***    A triple threat?!
     Good luck!
     Wonder what kind of idol she is based on the costume
     Pretty cool
     Love her!
     Kind of a militaristic costume
***SIGN***    She's pretty
     Good luck!
    
    
    
    
    SO CUTE
    Alice-chan?!
    Love how she talks
**[00:43] Awayuki**
    She seems like the classic idol protagonist.
**[00:46] Alice**
    There's also one thing I would like
    to use this opportunity to say...
**[00:51] Alice**
    *Kokorone Awayuki-dono!*
**[00:54] Alice**
    Will you accept me as your woman?!
**[01:03] Awayuki**
    Huh?
***SIGN***    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
**[02:35] Alice**
    Finding myself in a life of endless boredom,
**[02:39] Alice**
    I began performing as an idol
    in an attempt to find purpose in life.
**[02:43] Alice**
    And yet, I still longed for something
    greater to give me true satisfaction!
**[02:49] Alice**
    Just then,
**[02:50] Alice**
    I happened to catch sight of an online article
    about your legendary accidental stream!
***SIGN***    Virtual Streamer Kokorone Awayuki-San Skyrockets in
    Popularity after Accidentally Revealing Hidden Side on Stream
**[02:55] Alice**
    The impact of that stream... It was my
    baptism into the world of the VTuber!
**[03:00] Alice**
    The best way I can think of to describe it...
**[03:03] Alice**
    Yes, it was love at first sight!
**[03:06] Awayuki**
    U-Um... Yes, I see.
**[03:09] Awayuki**
    I'm still attempting to process all this,
     but one thing seems quite clear...
**[03:14] Awayuki**
    This girl's got serious Live-On brain!
***SIGN***    What in the world...
     you're kidding lololol
     Fell in love with the way she forgot to log off, got sloshed on StroZero,
    sexually harassed her same-sex VTubers, passed out drunk,
    then woke up and barfed her brains out sure makes sense
     What in the heck does that mean?!
    Guess there's some unexplained things left in this world
     Are you the one who's been posting timestamps of everything?
**[03:18] Alice**
    Boldly forging your own path,
**[03:20] Alice**
    then turning to see that you had
    amassed tremendous popularity...
**[03:24] Alice**
    Truly, this was the phenomenon
    for which my heart thirsted!
**[03:28] Alice**
    Ever since then, I have watched each and every
    one of your livestreams and archives alike!
**[03:33] Alice**
    I even recorded everything
    you said and when...
***SIGN***    So beautiful Thank you, I love you awa-chan <3 <3
    
    For my own ref:
    00:01:03 Stream starts
    00:03:18 Goodbyes (purity up to here)
    01:09:45 Forgets to log off
    01:12:15 Hikari-chan stream
    01:15:22 Gonna be your °°°°°!
    01:23:56 G°°ning
**[03:37] Alice**
    The act filled me with unspeakable ecstasy!
***SIGN***    Allow me to once again thank the pure
     Kokorone Awayuki-dono for her moans of fitness
**[03:41] Alice**
    Naturally, I sent as many maxed-out
     super chats as I could!
***SIGN***    Super chat super-donor
    Dedicated archivist
     Sudden marriage proposal
**[03:46] Awayuki**
    This is too much!
**[03:47] Awayuki**
    I know I said I hoped they looked up
    to me, but I didn't mean *this*!
***SIGN***    Why'd they put this girl first?
     roflcopter fleet deployed for Awa-chan's fangirl
     I'm Japanese living in Japan and I have no idea what this girl is saying
     Maxing donations as a student lol
     These are the acts of a drunkard, you know
     This escalated quickly
     Whoa, she's crazy! This girl is playing 4D chess,
    and we're already obsessed with her
     I'm stanning already
     She's MEMORIZING lines?!
     Glad you get such a nice fan!
     Go on, Awayuki, take responsibility for making her like this (grin)
     Don't you have other things to study for?
**[03:53] Alice**
    Hoping to be closer to you,
    I applied to join Live-On's fourth generation,
**[03:59] Alice**
    *and thus I stand before you now!*
**[04:02] Alice**
    I couldn't be more delighted to be standing
    on the same stage as someone I admire so!
**[04:07] Awayuki**
    W-Well... If we get loose
    with our interpretations,
**[04:10] Awayuki**
    she's still a cute kohai who looks up to me...
**[04:12] Awayuki**
    I'll welcome her with a mind
    as open as the vastness of space.
**[04:16] Alice**
    This concludes all I truly wished to say.
**[04:19] Alice**
    If anyone has any questions,
    I'd be delighted to answer them!
***SIGN***    How did you get hired?
    What did you talk about in your interview?
***SIGN***    Please accept our heartfelt gratitude for choosing our company out of the many
    options to apply to, and for taking the time to submit a resume and application.
    
    However, after much deliberation, we must regretfully inform you
    that we are not in a position to be hiring you as a streamer at this time.
**[04:24] Alice**
    Well, the truth of the matter is that I was
    rejected in the initial application phase.
***SIGN***    Huh?
**[04:28] Awayuki**
    Huh? Really?
***SIGN***    What's going on here?
**[04:30] Awayuki**
    Then how...
***SIGN***    Essay
**[04:31] Alice**
    But I refused to take no for an answer
**[04:34] Alice**
    and continued submitting essay after essay
    about the brilliance of Awayuki-dono!
***SIGN***    Reje
***SIGN***    cted
***SIGN***    Essay
***SIGN***    Essay
**[04:40] Awayuki**
    Hang on! Writing essays about me
    for your application is kinda weird!
**[04:44] Alice**
    On my fifth attempt,
    I made it to the interview,
***SIGN***    Awayuki Brain
    Always thinking about StroZero and girls
***SIGN***    Awayuki Ear
    Can hear the opening of a StroZero can
    from any distance
***SIGN***    Awayuki Stomach
    Can hold up to six StroZeros
***SIGN***    Awayuki Heart
    Not particularly resilient
**[04:47] Alice**
    and when I spoke there of my
    unbridled love for Awayuki-dono,
**[04:50] Alice**
    they recruited me at once!
**[04:52] Awayuki**
    But you failed all those times before
    because you didn't talk about *yourself*!
**[04:56] Alice**
    Oh, Awayuki-dono! You are my savior!
**[05:00] Awayuki**
    This girl's got a mind of steel!
**[05:04] Awayuki**
    Calm down, Awayuki.
**[05:06] Awayuki**
    You said you'd welcome her with an open mind.
***SIGN***    Can't hold it back anymore but let it goooo
     We have entered the final stage of Awayuki fundamentalism
     Mind of steel warrior
     The absolute madlads at Live-On
    hiring this nutjob... more please
     pls don't stop
     And here I thought we'd
    gotten a sweet little idol girl
     is there such a thing as tone-deaf
    but with ambition?
     She's so cheerful yet terrifying
     Yandere get?
     She definitely seems to be convincing herself
     Maybe change your name to Salome?
     Let's accept her as one of us
     Definitely seems to be the possessive stalker yandere type
**[05:09] Awayuki**
    You've got an adorable kohai showing you love!
**[05:13] Awayuki**
    Nothing could be better, right?!
**[05:15] Awayuki**
    Yes!
***SIGN***    You're not gonna "nice boat" Awa-chan, are you?
**[05:18] Alice**
    How dare you!
**[05:20] Alice**
    I want nothing more than
    to see Awayuki-dono happy.
**[05:23] Alice**
*    No true fan would ever get in their idol's*
*    way by forcing their affections on them!*
**[05:29] Awayuki**
    Alice-chan?
***SIGN***    Wrapping all the way back around to being decent maybe Ideal fan Isn't that nice lol For her happiness... Aha, I see That's how a stan should be A little pushy but pretty earnest? You can see how we'd get confused Turbo-weight class moralist fan Not a yandere then?
**[05:31] Awayuki**
    See? I knew she was a good girl!
***SIGN***    If you could get one thing from
    Awa-chan, what would it be?
**[05:36] Alice**
    *Get one thing?*
**[05:39] Alice**
    If I could say one thing I know
    I'd never get, it would be...
**[05:43] Alice**
    Her uvula, I suppose.
***SIGN***    why lmao
     WHAT??
     That was so unexpected I'm lmao
     UVULA
     ah
     LOLOLOLOL
     Uvu... wut?
    The way she sounded embarrassed kinda got to me
     I'm sure Shuwa-chan would give it to you!
     what kind of request is
     um
     Uvula???
     she already knew
     Who wants something like that
    
***SIGN***    Why her uvula?
**[05:47] Alice**
*    Even if it's a part of her throat,*
*    it's still a beautiful d*ck!*
***SIGN***    It's the d°ck of the throat
**[05:51] Alice**
    If I could put it inside me,
    it would basically be like having ***!
***SIGN***    Is it a comet? No, it can't be...
    
    
    because comets move like "zoom"...
***SIGN***    That broke me
***SIGN***    Power of imagination
     Tearing off d°cks... we R°°lm of the S°ns°s now.
     I guess it makes sense in her head
     Isn't it better if it's still attached
     THIS IS NOT GOOD
     Was Live-On the real bullfight of love all along?
     DO NOT USE THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE!
    Girls DO have one!!
     What is she talking about?
     Treat it nicely!
**[06:00] Alice**
    *Thank you so much for hearing me out!*
**[06:03] Alice**
    I'd also like to end my stream
    with a lemon-flavored StroZero!
**[06:07] Alice**
    *Cheers!*
**[06:11] Alice**
    *Feesh sho good!*
**[06:16] Eirai**
    *Hey-ho, all! And how are we feeling?*
**[06:22] Awayuki**
    Oh, crud!
**[06:23] Awayuki**
    I was so bowled over by Alice-chan's
    introduction that I spaced out.
**[06:27] Eirai**
    What a pleasure to meet you!
**[06:28] Eirai**
    I'm Sonokaze Eirai,
    the elven director of Eirai Zoo!
**[06:34] Awayuki**
    I see. An elf who runs a zoo?
**[06:38] Eirai**
    I became a VTuber to teach you all the joy
    of learning about different kinds of animals!
**[06:46] Awayuki**
    She seems quite normal at the moment.
**[06:49] Awayuki**
    She might even fit orthodox
    definitions of cuteness...
**[06:53] Eirai**
    Now, I'd love to share
    some fun facts about animals!
***SIGN***    I'm debuting my kohais!
***SIGN***    So cute!
     They like acorns?
     You think she casts healing spells with that staff?
     An elf with big boobs!
     This is a real 180 into calmsville
     Seems normal for now
     She's got an unusual BG too
**[07:00] Awayuki**
    Ah, so it's not just her character!
    She really knows a lot about them!
**[07:04] Eirai**
    This is the gorilla, as I'm sure you all know!
**[07:07] Eirai**
    Most people think of gorillas
    as loving bananas,
***SIGN***    Gorilla Habitats
***SIGN***    Wild Banana Habitats
**[07:11] Eirai**
    but they don't often eat bananas in the wild!
**[07:14] Eirai**
    The gorilla's love of bananas
    is actually a big ol' stereotype!
***SIGN***    Live-On
***SIGN***    Freak Show
***SIGN***    Ordinary
**[07:19] Awayuki**
    That's so educational!
**[07:21] Awayuki**
    Having an ordinary person for
    the second debut strikes a good balance!
**[07:25] Awayuki**
    Very impressive, Live-On!
**[07:27] Eirai**
    You'll also want to be careful,
**[07:31] Eirai**
    because gorillas are known
    to throw their poop at people!
***SIGN***    Freak Show
***SIGN***    Ordinary
**[07:34] Awayuki**
    Huh? Poop?
**[07:36] Eirai**
    This is all far beyond me, of course,
**[07:38] Eirai**
    but they're quite beloved
    by those highly advanced perverts
**[07:42] Eirai**
    who enjoy sc*t play and bestiality!
***SIGN***    Freak Show
***SIGN***    Ordinary
**[07:46] Awayuki**
    Sc*t?
***SIGN***    did she say sc°t
     uh?
     BWAHAHAHA
     That is not what I was expecting her to say
     Total 180
     I-It's not over! There's no rule that says an orthodox mommy type can't say poop!
     She really shouldn't be using those naughty words
     So it's come to this, Live-On
     I've written down that Eirai-chan will say these things
     The second streamer here is also not normal
     It's all good if it's scientific
**[07:48] Eirai**
    Actually, the pe*is of the gorilla
    is three centimeters long...
**[07:51] Eirai**
    And they have a baculum—a bone
    in their pe°is that *Homo sapiens* lacks!
***SIGN***    Ordinary
**[07:58] Awayuki**
    A pe*is bone?!
***SIGN***    Freak Show
***SIGN***    The way she smiled when she talked about throwing poop lol psst psst... Heyyyy A boner bone?!??
    She's a freak walking around in a normal person's skin Why does she know this much about fetishes...
    At this point I think this is a requirement for Live-On's hiring I-I get hard enough it feels like there's a bone...
    whoops never mind THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 3CM The fact that she smiles is the darkest part of this
    My grandpa told me that even if you're small, always stand tall Can we please not talk about skin right now?
    Apparently homo sapiens is rare in primates for NOT having a baculum this lady is crazy holy crap
***SIGN***    Freak Show
***SIGN***    Please Subscribe
**[08:01] Eirai**
    Well, that's enough gorilla facts for one day!
**[08:06] Eirai**
    I'll be sharing lots more
    animal facts in the future!
***SIGN***    Nice work! See you! These new recruits are going hard already Curious to watch her stream that was NOT normal The content is so far from her appearance and voice My expectations in tatters I guess she's more "weirdo"? I liked the time spent on gorillas more than the time spent on you lol I feel like she's got an even darker side in there I see
**[08:09] Eirai**
    Be seeing you soon!
**[08:12] Awayuki**
    Goodbye, ordinary person...
**[08:15] Awayuki**
    Live-On's turning into a zoo for weirdos!
**[08:18] Awayuki**
    The third one's gonna be a freak too, I'll bet!
**[08:21] Awayuki**
    Wait... Huh?
**[08:24] Awayuki**
    She's not talking.
**[08:26] Awayuki**
    Equipment trouble, maybe?
**[08:28] Kaeru**
    *Um... I'm pleased to meet you.*
**[08:32] Kaeru**
    *I'm Yamatani Kaeru.*
**[08:34] Awayuki**
    Well, her equipment seems to be working...
**[08:37] Awayuki**
    Is she just that nervous?
**[08:40] Kaeru**
    There's something I need to lead off with.
**[08:43] Awayuki**
    "Lead off with"?
**[08:46] Kaeru**
    I may look like an adult on the outside...
**[08:48] Kaeru**
    But I'm actually a baby.
**[08:51] Kaeru**
    So please, take care of me!
**[08:53] Kaeru**
    Baby me!
**[08:55] Kaeru**
    Spoil me!
**[08:57] Kaeru**
    This is the reason I became a VTuber.
***SIGN***    lol Adult on the outside! Child on the inside! Some say Kaeru's brakes are broken. I say she never had any... Yep, pure terror Well, at least we know now... fourth gen has zero purity wtf live-on This is something else you guys... Forget purity, we don't have anyone normal at all EVERY TIME Why did she admit it so openly
**[09:01] Kaeru**
    I want you all to be my mommy.
***SIGN***    Her avatar and voice are both adult
     Baby supplies
     Ah I see I get it now
     I'd love to watch the behind the scenes on these hiring decisions...
     Are you really going there now, Live-On?
     Don't get it now lolol
     I've heard of big families but not like THAT
     Guess it takes all types huh
     not okay
**[09:04] Kaeru**
    Be sweet with me and let me
    play the baby until I die.
**[09:08] Kaeru**
    Because I am a baby.
**[09:10] Kaeru**
    I realize that my body
    looks like that of an adult,
**[09:13] Kaeru**
    but I'm sure that my mental age
    is that of an infant.
**[09:16] Kaeru**
    As proof, when I got home yesterday,
    I holed up in bed and played Pr**onne all day.
**[09:21] Awayuki**
    She's a freak... She's too freaky!
***SIGN***    I am still really off-balance about this That's... an argument Were you once a great detective, by chance? THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT LOL Because I am a baby! (determined) How is that proof?? lol That's the opposite of the great detective Pfft! If you're gonna call yourself a baby, you gotta do better than that! Graaah! You're not in a diaper though Guess we've got a full-time baby player I played Pr**onne all day yesterday too My sin is too great
**[09:24] Awayuki**
    I feel the darkness of our modern day...
**[09:27] Kaeru**
    No need to worry.
**[09:29] Kaeru**
    I'm definitely wearing a diaper underneath.
**[09:31] Kaeru**
    I can also suck on a pacifier, as you can see.
**[09:34] Kaeru**
    Naturally. Because I am a baby.
**[09:37] Awayuki**
    Why is she so confident about it?!
**[09:39] Kaeru**
    I hope this is sufficient evidence
    for you to believe that I am a baby.
**[09:45] Kaeru**
    I am now recruiting people
    to baby and dote on me.
***SIGN***    I'm taking applicants to be my mommy.
***SIGN***    Subscribe to my channel!
    Please be my mommy!
**[09:49] Kaeru**
    I implore all my mommy listeners
    to please watch my streams.
***SIGN***    If you're really a baby, cry like one
**[09:54] Kaeru**
    Very well.
**[09:55] Kaeru**
    Ahem...
***SIGN***    My kohais are debuting!
***SIGN***    stunned
     Might be okay?
     I don't know what to do with this
     Please, please
     My mind is blank lolol
     (crickets)
     That avatar with a pacifier is cringe
     This lady's a total freak
     what in the WORLD
     She's certainly committed
     hey lolol
     We underestimated her!
***SIGN***    Your mommy's here! I bought you a resume to fill out!
***SIGN***    YOUR MOMMY'S HERE.
     I BOUGHT YOU A RESUME TO FILL OUT.
**[10:09] Kaeru**
    R-Resume? Working?!
**[10:14] Kaeru**
    Please, anything but working!
    Anything but that!
**[10:15] Awayuki**
    What's with that reaction?!
**[10:17] Awayuki**
    Is she as traumatized by working as I was?!
***SIGN***    Memories of Past Life
    Returning
**[10:20] Kaeru**
    Please, anything but that!
***SIGN***    4th Generation Reveal
***SIGN***    Thanks for tuning in!
**[10:26] Awayuki**
    What in the world brought her to this point?
**[10:30] Awayuki**
    Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka... boom!
**[10:33] Awayuki**
    Shuwa-chan here!
***SIGN***    Kokorone Awayuki
***SIGN***    Kokorone Awayuki
**[10:35] Awayuki**
    Let's introduce our crazy friend for today!
***SIGN***    It's Mashiron!
     Shuwa-Shuwa Mashi-Mashi F°p-F°p
     Hope the puppy's doing okay...
     Evening all!
     don't g°°n now lolol
     PSSHT
     Shuwa-chan today?!
     Energized despite the late hour
     She's still in school
     Huh? Surely no children are watching this stream, so why do they know about modern kids' songs?
     What's wrong with a child watching Shuwa-chan? I'm a child!
     It's a trap!
     Well, Live-On did recently hire a baby, so this is now a gifted child channel
     Kids these days are amazing, drinking StroZero and everything
**[10:38] Mashiro**
    Hello.
**[10:39] Mashiro**
    Reporting from behind a thousand-yard stare
    after having my childhood memories defiled,
**[10:42] Mashiro**
    this is Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron.
**[10:45] Mashiro**
    I also think I'm not too crazy,
    relatively speaking.
**[10:48] Awayuki**
    *Don't be so humble!*
**[10:50] Mashiro**
    I'm not.
**[10:50] Awayuki**
    Well, I'm gonna start doing collabs
    with my kohais pretty soon, but...
**[10:55] Awayuki**
    It's looking like a boss rush right now,
**[10:58] Awayuki**
    so I'm gonna recover my strength
    by talking to my beloved Mashiron!
**[11:03] Mashiro**
    What am I, a save point?
**[11:05] Awayuki**
    So, after we respond to some Marshmallows,
    I've got a totally crazy segment in mind!
**[11:11] Mashiro**
    Wait, was "crazy" supposed to be a compliment?
***SIGN***    I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in
     1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
     2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
     3. Enjoy!
**[11:16] Mashiro**
    "I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in."
***SIGN***    Nuts
***SIGN***    Nuts
**[11:21] Mashiro**
    "One. Buy energy drink and StroZero."
**[11:24] Mashiro**
    "Two. Mix StroZero and energy drink."
**[11:27] Mashiro**
    "Three. Enjoy!"
***SIGN***    I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in
     1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
     2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
     3. Enjoy!
**[11:31] Awayuki**
    The truth is, I actually tried
    this yesterday and got wasted!
***SIGN***    Shuwa-chan has undergone special training.
    Don't try this at home, kids!
**[11:34] Mashiro**
    Oh? What did you think?
**[11:37] Awayuki**
    Nuttastic violence! It gives you wings!
**[11:41] Mashiro**
    I've never heard that word before,
    but I can tell it's extremely dangerous.
***SIGN***    What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
    I hope you two can hook up soon.
**[11:46] Mashiro**
    "What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
    I hope you two can hook up soon."
**[11:53] Mashiro**
    Oh, the Shuwa-chan cultist?
**[11:56] Mashiro**
    She really exploded off
    the launchpad, didn't she?
**[11:59] Awayuki**
    She's nuttastic violence!
**[12:01] Mashiro**
    Could you not compare
    our kohai to that devil's brew?
**[12:05] Awayuki**
    But she's a threat to my chastity!
**[12:08] Awayuki**
    Shuwa-chan's fwightened!
***SIGN***    You're one to talk
***SIGN***    This, from you? Really?
***SIGN***    Hypocrite vibes
***SIGN***    Don't play the sweet act
**[12:11] Mashiro**
    I think most streamers, including me,
    have felt the same way about you, Shuwa-chan.
***SIGN***    People You Scare
***SIGN***    Yes
***SIGN***    No
***SIGN***    Maybe??
**[12:17] Mashiro**
    Oh, speaking of...
**[12:19] Mashiro**
    That girl seems to view me
    as competition for your affections.
**[12:23] Awayuki**
    What? Really?
**[12:24] Mashiro**
    She called me her "rival in love" on a stream.
***SIGN***    Depose Mashiro-dono!
**[12:27] Awayuki**
    For real?!
**[12:30] Awayuki**
    Can I get the scenario where that makes
    you start to pursue me out of jealousy?
**[12:35] Mashiro**
    Like a fetish club scenario?
***SIGN***    Role-Play Script Request Form
***SIGN***    Script Category
***SIGN***    Please choose
***SIGN***    Script Title
***SIGN***    Script Text
**[12:37] Awayuki**
    Nice work picking that one up!
    Typical Mashiron!
**[12:40] Awayuki**
    Well, wanna put the Marshmallows
    aside and get to my segment?!
**[12:44] Mashiro**
    What are we doing now?
**[12:46] Awayuki**
    You know how we streamers are lucky enough
    to have people drawing art of us all the time?
***SIGN***    This is Kokorone Awayuki from Live-On 3rd Gen!
    I'm coming to meet you when the light snow falls...
     Let's get streamin'!
     Fan art: #AwaArt #ShuwaArt
    Stream tag: #WhenLightSnowFalls
**[12:52] Mashiro**
    True. I'm an illustrator myself,
    so I know quite a bit about them.
**[12:56] Awayuki**
    So you know there's quite a lot of NSFW
    drawings of us out there too, right?
***SIGN***    She got drunk and lost her inhibitions
***SIGN***    Content warning: Nudity
**[13:02] Mashiro**
    Yes, of course.
**[13:03] Awayuki**
    So my segment is: introducing
    NSFW drawings of Awayuki!
**[13:09] Mashiro**
    Is this a new form of exhibitionism?
**[13:11] Awayuki**
    I'll censor the naughty bits, of course!
**[13:16] Mashiro**
    I can already tell this stream
    will be exhausting.
**[13:18] Awayuki**
    All right, here's our first one!
***SIGN***    A true master, turned on even by herself
**[13:22] Awayuki**
    Ah, a truly g**ntastic g**ntissue receptacle.
***SIGN***    What in the world is she showing us...
     JUST A CUTE LI'L DOGGIE (SHOUTING)
     Brilliant, g°°n then put it in the tissue box
     Did she just say g°°ntissue receptacle lolol
     ah!
**[13:26] Mashiro**
    Shuwa-chan, please don't say things
    that are going to catch on.
**[13:29] Mashiro**
    And please don't g**n to your own lewd pics.
**[13:31] Awayuki**
*    As a professional illustrator,*
*    what do you think of this one?*
**[13:35] Mashiro**
    I like the expression.
**[13:37] Mashiro**
    I like how she's a little embarrassed
    while also brimming with hope and curiosity.
**[13:42] Mashiro**
    The StroZero aside...
**[13:44] Awayuki**
    The StroZero is what makes it good!
**[13:47] Awayuki**
    C'mon, Mashiron! Join the b*kk*ke party!
**[13:50] Mashiro**
    No, thanks. I'd prefer to remain human.
**[13:53] Awayuki**
    Just what do you think I am, Mashiron?
**[13:57] Awayuki**
    Well, no matter. Moving on to the next pic!
**[14:01] Mashiro**
    What?
**[14:02] Mashiro**
    Wait, is this one by Kanzarin-sensei?
**[14:05] Awayuki**
    Oh, you know her, Mashiron?
**[14:07] Mashiro**
    Of course I do! And what was she thinking?!
**[14:11] Awayuki**
    Wow, I've never seen Mashiron so excited!
**[14:14] Awayuki**
    Feeling appropriately honored to be drawn
    by someone so famous! Now, let's move on!
**[14:22] Awayuki**
    A masterpiece! This one'll get the
    Nobel Prize for Lewdness, no prob!
**[14:26] Mashiro**
    Apologize to the Nobel Committee.
**[14:28] Mashiro**
    Still, I feel a little flustered at seeing
    so much high-quality art.
**[14:35] Awayuki**
    Beautiful Art Power plus Ero Power
    plus a triple rotation equals...
**[14:40] Awayuki**
    1.2 million power!
**[14:42] Mashiro**
    Enough Shuwa randomness, please.
**[14:44] Awayuki**
    Let's move on to the final illustration!
**[14:47] Awayuki**
    Its hotness far surpasses all previous works!
**[14:50] Mashiro**
    That sounds like bad news to me.
**[14:53] Awayuki**
    Well, go on and take it!
**[14:55] Mashiro**
    W-Wait!
**[14:58] Mashiro**
    Huh?
**[14:59] Awayuki**
    Actually, this art is so gosh-darn pornographic
    that it'd get me ban-hammered in seconds,
**[15:03] Awayuki**
    so I'm hiding it with myself!
**[15:05] Mashiro**
    I think you just wanted to do that.
**[15:07] Mashiro**
    And don't use your own body as a censor bar!
**[15:11] Mashiro**
    Well, I'm glad you didn't fill your screen
**[15:13] Mashiro**
    with an illustration extreme
    enough to get you banned.
**[15:16] Awayuki**
    I really am very sorry to have
    abused this body you gave me.
**[15:21] Mashiro**
    *I guess I do understand, though.*
***SIGN***    If you enjoyed the stream, feel free to like and subscribe!
     Collab partner -> Irodori Mashiro
    Special thanks to:
     Karei-sensei For more info about the art, click here
    Kanzarin-sensei For more info about the art, click here
    Hamashima Shigeo-sensei For more info about the art, click here
    Shiokonbu-sensei For more info about the art, click here
**[15:24] Awayuki**
    If you want to learn more about the art,
    check out the links in the dooblydoo!
**[15:32] Awayuki**
    That was fun!
**[15:36] Awayuki**
    Manager Suzuki?
**[15:38] Awayuki**
    Yes? Hello?
**[15:40] Suzuki**
    *Great work on your stream!*
**[15:42] Suzuki**
    *Can you talk right now, Awayuki-san?*
**[15:44] Awayuki**
    Thanks! And I can talk now, yeah.
**[15:48] Suzuki**
    Well... You see...
**[15:51] Awayuki**
    Wh-Why are you hesitating?
**[15:54] Suzuki**
*    I'll just give it to you straight.*
*    Soma Alice-san wants to collab with you.*
**[15:59] Awayuki**
    R-Right...
**[16:01] Suzuki**
    She's actually been requesting
    collabs for quite some time...
**[16:05] Awayuki**
    *What? Really?!*
**[16:07] Suzuki**
    Yes...
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
**[16:08] Suzuki**
    Since before she debuted, even...
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    Soma Alice Collab request
***SIGN***    love_awayukidono@memail.com Collab request
**[16:11] Awayuki**
    Since before she debuted?!
**[16:13] Awayuki**
    Huh?
**[16:14] Awayuki**
    She actually DMed me just now.
***SIGN***    Soma Alice
**[16:18] Suzuki**
*    She probably wants to request*
*    a collab with you directly.*
**[16:22] Awayuki**
    I see! How polite of her.
***SIGN***    Dear my most beloved StroZero goddess Kokorone
    Awayuki-dono, please forgive the rudeness of this
    abrupt direct message. What might you be doing on this
    beautiful streaming day? Ah, I suppose it is foolish to
    ask that, since you stream every day. As I am constantly
    watching your stream videos on an endless loop, it fills
    me with great pleasure to see your number of videos
    increase each day. Your streams accompany me in
    the morning with refreshing birdsong; in the afternoon
    when the sun is at its zenith; in the evening when
    the crimson of the setting sun shines into my room;
    and at night when I conclude my daily affairs. Your
    streams fill every part of my body, stimulating
    my every cell with joy. I, the humble Soma Alice...
**[16:27] Awayuki**
    Wh-What the hell... Is this all
    a message inviting me to collab?!
**[16:33] Suzuki**
    *Awayuki-san? Wh-What's the matter?*
**[16:36] Suzuki**
    *Awayuki-san? Awayuki-san?!*
***SIGN***    Kohai Attack
**[16:42] Awayuki**
    Hello. It's a not-so-lovely night
    of light snowfall, isn't it?
**[16:46] Alice**
    Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
***SIGN***    I can't believe she agreed to this loooool
**[16:51] Awayuki**
    Well, as her senpai,
    I couldn't exactly say no.
**[16:55] Alice**
    Goodness, this truly might be
    the greatest day of my life!
**[17:00] Alice**
    I'm collabing with Awayuki-dono,
    my own personal goddess!
**[17:06] Awayuki**
    When did I become a goddess again?
**[17:09] Alice**
    You're the goddess of StroZero!
**[17:12] Alice**
    The goddess of dirty jokes!
**[17:13] Alice**
    The goddess of barfing!
**[17:14] Alice**
    The goddess of fetishism!
***SIGN***    She mixed in a lot of folk goddesses there
     I guess that is how mythology happens (not really)
     Proposal: Awa-chan is Zeus. Proof: They both like girls.
     I'm okay with lots of goddesses, but what would the goddess of barfing even be?
     That's the most random proof lol
     Those deities all sound generous with themselves and others
     Ragnarok? Does that mean Live-On was always in a mythological world?
     Doesn't seem plausible for a human world at least
**[17:15] Awayuki**
    So many goddesses!
**[17:17] Awayuki**
    I think you've got a Ragnarok
    going on in your head...
**[17:20] Awayuki**
    Well, that's enough for introductions.
**[17:23] Awayuki**
    I was thinking I'd let Alice
    handle this segment.
**[17:26] Awayuki**
    She hasn't told me what
    she has planned yet, though.
**[17:29] Awayuki**
    Could you please explain, Alice-chan?
**[17:33] Awayuki**
    Eh? Alice-chan?
**[17:35] Alice**
    Could you kindly wait one more moment?
**[17:37] Alice**
    I was recording you saying my name just now!
**[17:43] Alice**
    Obviously, I'm going to make
    a video clip of it later!
**[17:47] Awayuki**
    What for?!
**[17:49] Alice**
    To use it!
**[17:51] Awayuki**
    To use it for what?!
**[17:52] Alice**
    To use it for *what*!
**[17:55] Awayuki**
*    I kind of hate that I understand*
*    just what she means.*
**[17:59] Alice**
    Well, time to reveal what I have planned!
***SIGN***    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
**[18:02] Alice**
    The Fun Times Watch-Together of the
    Legendary Moment When Shuwa-chan Was Born!
**[18:08] Awayuki**
    Well, everyone, I'm afraid
    the light snow has ended.
***SIGN***    Thank You For Watching
**[18:13] Awayuki**
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls!
**[18:15] Alice**
    Oh, please, don't end the stream!
***SIGN***    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
**[18:17] Alice**
    We've only just started!
**[18:19] Awayuki**
    Why in the world
**[18:20] Awayuki**
    do I need to go back
**[18:22] Awayuki**
    and watch my own cringe phase?!
**[18:24] Alice**
    In preparation for this moment,
    I spent thirty hours
**[18:27] Alice**
    analyzing the moment of Shuwa-chan's birth.
**[18:31] Alice**
    I believe the listeners will find
    the segment quite gratifying!
**[18:34] Awayuki**
    Alice-chan, perhaps it's time
    for lessons in time management?
**[18:40] Alice**
    What? What else would I ever spend
    my time on besides you, Awayuki-dono?
**[18:45] Awayuki**
    Man, that's so sad for so many reasons...
**[18:48] Alice**
    Obviously, we don't have to
    do it if you don't want to...
**[18:53] Awayuki**
    I-I wouldn't say that...
**[18:57] Awayuki**
    R-Right! I made a promise to Sei-sama before.
**[19:01] Alice**
    That's right!
**[19:03] (Flashback) Sei**
    Let's see...
**[19:04] (Flashback) Sei**
    I'd like to see Awa-chan
    rewatch her entire accidental stream.
**[19:08] Awayuki**
    Sei-sama would be sad
    if I let you do her segment!
***SIGN***    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
***SIGN***    N-No...
     Found a good excuse to say no
     I don't mind a little... NTR!
    Oh, she did say that
     Yeah, too bad...
     Successful evasion...
**[19:13] Awayuki**
    Sei-sama?!
***SIGN***     I don't mind a little... NTR!
**[19:15] Alice**
    That's the Sei-sama I know!
***SIGN***    Yes! Stole her commitment NTR is love This lady is nuts Total reversal That's our Sei-sama, yep
***SIGN***    Right?
***SIGN***    Right?
**[19:17] Awayuki**
    I swear... Everyone in Live-On
    except Shion-senpai is abnormal!
***SIGN***    I think Sei-sama's the number-one goddess of fetishism
     Theory: Chami-chan doesn't seem normal because she doesn't go outside
     I think Mashiron has a hidden dark side beneath that cool exterior
     Hikari-chan is abnormal in a slightly different way imo
     Such a breezy and comfy workplace
     The newbies are throwing off the balance lol
     This company is too deep
     Harerun is the standard-bearer, after all
***SIGN***    Normal
***SIGN***    Normal
***SIGN***    Abnormal
***SIGN***    Abnormal
**[19:23] Awayuki**
    Though I guess that includes me, huh?
**[19:26] Alice**
    Do you mean...
**[19:27] Awayuki**
    Never underestimate my broad-mindedness!
**[19:30] Awayuki**
    I'll watch anything,
    even my own cringe moments!
**[19:34] Alice**
    Hooray!
**[19:37] Alice**
    I pulled out some best-of clips
**[19:39] Alice**
    from your legendary accidental stream
    and the solo streams that followed it!
**[19:44] Alice**
    Now, let us begin!
***SIGN***    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN***    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN***    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN***    Whew~
***SIGN***    Whew~
**[19:50] Alice**
    That was Shuwa-chan's birth cry!
**[19:53] Awayuki**
    Not sure if "Whew" counts as a birth cry...
**[19:56] Alice**
    That moment is like the birth
    of a goddess to me!
***SIGN***    Whew~
***SIGN***    Whoo! You gotta love the sound of crackin' open a tall one!
**[20:00] Awayuki**
*    Whoo! You gotta love the sound*
*    of crackin' open a tall one!*
**[20:05] Alice**
    That's the moment when you
    chugged down a 350ml can,
**[20:09] Alice**
    only to immediately open up a tall one.
**[20:11] Awayuki**
    Looking back, my behavior back then
    does seem a bit extreme.
**[20:15] Awayuki**
    I certainly don't down them that quickly now.
**[20:17] Awayuki**
    *Shit! I'm g**ning out here!*
**[20:19] Awayuki**
    *Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy!*
**[20:21] Awayuki**
    *But I'm g**ning to your stream!*
**[20:23] Awayuki**
    Someone stop this girl!
**[20:27] Alice**
    Declaring yourself the mommy of a genmate,
    followed by your impassioned cry of g**ning...
**[20:30] Alice**
    Truly thrilling!
**[20:32] Alice**
*    I hope to apply myself to self-improvement,*
*    so that you'll g**n to me someday as well!*
**[20:35] Awayuki**
    I've made up my mind!
***SIGN***    I've made up my mind! I'm gonna marry StroZero!
**[20:37] Awayuki**
    I'm gonna marry StroZero!
**[20:41] Alice**
    That was the birth
    of my ultimate rival in love!
**[20:45] Awayuki**
    Who takes a canned highball as rival in love?!
**[20:51] Awayuki**
*    Girls who innocently say*
*    dirty things is my kink, okay?*
***SIGN***    How do you explain saying you were
    g°°ning to Hikari-chan?
**[20:54] Awayuki**
    *It'd be an insult* not *to r°b one out.*
***SIGN***    VTuber
    Hot
    Takes
***SIGN***    The
    Horny
    One
***SIGN***    When attracted to a woman, r°bbing one out is the way to go!
**[20:57] Awayuki**
    *In fact, when attracted to a woman,
    r°bbing one out is the way to go!*
**[21:03] Awayuki**
    *Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai...*
***SIGN***    what is happening here lmao
     We hand-drawn anime now?
     WHAT?!
     New team of animators I guess
     What school is this?
     Is it just a new show now?
     Super love confession time
     Is this the part she spent the most time on?
     Alice-chan does what she wants
     It's weird to confess to two people at once
     Please don't let Live-On be mad
     Not practice, the real thing
     The lines are definitely strange
     I would die if a kohai abused me in this way
     Embarrassed Awa-chan is adorable
     Why did she work so hard on this
**[21:08] Awayuki**
    *I've always loved you guys!*
**[21:10] Awayuki**
    *Please marry me so we can have s*x!*
**[21:14] Awayuki**
    What is this girl *saying*?!
**[21:17] Awayuki**
    I'll kill her...
**[21:19] Awayuki**
    I've got to kill this girl!
**[21:23] Alice**
    Such pure, unrestrained words!
**[21:27] Alice**
    Thank you for being born.
**[21:29] Alice**
    Thank you for drinking StroZero!
**[21:31] Alice**
    They're all amazing videos, in my opinion.
**[21:34] Alice**
    How does it feel to look back on them now?
**[21:37] Alice**
    Please, Awayuki-dono, tell us how you feel!
***SIGN***    How do you feel? Hey, how do you feel? Is... she still breathing? It's adorable the way her kohai is accidentally beating her down Go on, tell her I am curious about that Please, tell us! Wonderful words for Awayuki-dono Stop it! Stop it! She's already dead! Wonderful... Really?
**[21:42] Awayuki**
    I-I'm sure everyone in the audience
    has a cringe moment or two in their past...
**[21:51] Awayuki**
    But take heart, everyone!
**[21:53] Awayuki**
    There are people like me in this world who
    act as automated cringe-printing machines—
**[21:59] Awayuki**
    for whom every second of their lives is cringe!
**[22:03] Awayuki**
    I will never...
**[22:04] Awayuki**
    again...
**[22:06] Awayuki**
    look back at my past!
***SIGN***    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.
***SIGN***    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.