E5 - Episode 5

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SIGN    4th Generation Reveal
[00:00] Awayuki
    At last, it's time to reveal
     the fourth generation of Live-On.
[00:03] Awayuki
    In other words...
SIGN    My kohais are debuting!
SIGN    Can't wait
     Awa-chan doesn't know them yet either?
     She's not drinking today?
     Thought it'd be a Shuwa-chan stream
     4th gen, huh? Since it's Live-On,
    probably a bunch of freaks lol
     Love that we can watch the reveal together
     Three of em huh? 
     purity mode
    Huh? Not drinking? u ok?
    Guess she's taking this one seriously lmao
     good evening!
[00:05] Awayuki
    It's finally my senpai debut!
[00:08] Awayuki
    I don't know anything about
    our fourth-genners yet,
[00:12] Awayuki
    so I'm looking forward to meeting them!
[00:14] Awayuki
    I don't care if they're troublemakers...
[00:16] Awayuki
    as long as they're charming girls
    who'll look up to me!
[00:20] Awayuki
    I wonder what they'll be like!
[00:24] Awayuki
    Oh, the stream's started!
[00:29] Alice
    I-It is my pleasure to meet you all!
[00:31] Alice
    I am Soma Alice!
[00:33] Alice
    I spend my days studying for my college degree,
[00:36] Alice
    while performing
    in an idol group called Phalanx!
[00:40] Awayuki
    Ah, the comments are quite impressed already!
SIGN    A triple threat?!
     Good luck!
     Wonder what kind of idol she is based on the costume
     Pretty cool
     Love her!
     Kind of a militaristic costume
SIGN    She's pretty
     Good luck!
    
    
    
    
    SO CUTE
    Alice-chan?!
    Love how she talks
[00:43] Awayuki
    She seems like the classic idol protagonist.
[00:46] Alice
    There's also one thing I would like
    to use this opportunity to say...
[00:51] Alice
    Kokorone Awayuki-dono!
[00:54] Alice
    Will you accept me as your woman?!
[01:03] Awayuki
    Huh?
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:35] Alice
    Finding myself in a life of endless boredom,
[02:39] Alice
    I began performing as an idol
    in an attempt to find purpose in life.
[02:43] Alice
    And yet, I still longed for something
    greater to give me true satisfaction!
[02:49] Alice
    Just then,
[02:50] Alice
    I happened to catch sight of an online article
    about your legendary accidental stream!
SIGN    Virtual Streamer Kokorone Awayuki-San Skyrockets in
    Popularity after Accidentally Revealing Hidden Side on Stream
[02:55] Alice
    The impact of that stream... It was my
    baptism into the world of the VTuber!
[03:00] Alice
    The best way I can think of to describe it...
[03:03] Alice
    Yes, it was love at first sight!
[03:06] Awayuki
    U-Um... Yes, I see.
[03:09] Awayuki
    I'm still attempting to process all this,
     but one thing seems quite clear...
[03:14] Awayuki
    This girl's got serious Live-On brain!
SIGN    What in the world... 
     you're kidding lololol
     Fell in love with the way she forgot to log off, got sloshed on StroZero,
    sexually harassed her same-sex VTubers, passed out drunk,
    then woke up and barfed her brains out sure makes sense
     What in the heck does that mean?! 
    Guess there's some unexplained things left in this world
     Are you the one who's been posting timestamps of everything?
[03:18] Alice
    Boldly forging your own path,
[03:20] Alice
    then turning to see that you had
    amassed tremendous popularity...
[03:24] Alice
    Truly, this was the phenomenon
    for which my heart thirsted!
[03:28] Alice
    Ever since then, I have watched each and every
    one of your livestreams and archives alike!
[03:33] Alice
    I even recorded everything
    you said and when...
SIGN    So beautiful  Thank you, I love you awa-chan <3 <3
    
    For my own ref: 
    00:01:03 Stream starts
    00:03:18 Goodbyes (purity up to here)
    01:09:45 Forgets to log off
    01:12:15 Hikari-chan stream
    01:15:22 Gonna be your °°°°°!
    01:23:56 G°°ning
[03:37] Alice
    The act filled me with unspeakable ecstasy!
SIGN    Allow me to once again thank the pure
     Kokorone Awayuki-dono for her moans of fitness
[03:41] Alice
    Naturally, I sent as many maxed-out
     super chats as I could!
SIGN    Super chat super-donor
    Dedicated archivist
     Sudden marriage proposal
[03:46] Awayuki
    This is too much!
[03:47] Awayuki
    I know I said I hoped they looked up 
    to me, but I didn't mean this!
SIGN    Why'd they put this girl first?
     roflcopter fleet deployed for Awa-chan's fangirl
     I'm Japanese living in Japan and I have no idea what this girl is saying
     Maxing donations as a student lol 
     These are the acts of a drunkard, you know
     This escalated quickly
     Whoa, she's crazy! This girl is playing 4D chess,
    and we're already obsessed with her
     I'm stanning already
     She's MEMORIZING lines?!
     Glad you get such a nice fan! 
     Go on, Awayuki, take responsibility for making her like this (grin) 
     Don't you have other things to study for?
[03:53] Alice
    Hoping to be closer to you,
    I applied to join Live-On's fourth generation,
[03:59] Alice
    and thus I stand before you now!
[04:02] Alice
    I couldn't be more delighted to be standing
    on the same stage as someone I admire so!
[04:07] Awayuki
    W-Well... If we get loose
    with our interpretations,
[04:10] Awayuki
    she's still a cute kohai who looks up to me...
[04:12] Awayuki
    I'll welcome her with a mind
    as open as the vastness of space.
[04:16] Alice
    This concludes all I truly wished to say.
[04:19] Alice
    If anyone has any questions,
    I'd be delighted to answer them!
SIGN    How did you get hired?
    What did you talk about in your interview?
SIGN    Please accept our heartfelt gratitude for choosing our company out of the many
    options to apply to, and for taking the time to submit a resume and application.
    
    However, after much deliberation, we must regretfully inform you
    that we are not in a position to be hiring you as a streamer at this time.
[04:24] Alice
    Well, the truth of the matter is that I was
    rejected in the initial application phase.
SIGN    Huh?
[04:28] Awayuki
    Huh? Really?
SIGN    What's going on here?
[04:30] Awayuki
    Then how...
SIGN    Essay
[04:31] Alice
    But I refused to take no for an answer
[04:34] Alice
    and continued submitting essay after essay
    about the brilliance of Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    Reje
SIGN    cted
SIGN    Essay
SIGN    Essay
[04:40] Awayuki
    Hang on! Writing essays about me
    for your application is kinda weird!
[04:44] Alice
    On my fifth attempt,
    I made it to the interview,
SIGN    Awayuki Brain
    Always thinking about StroZero and girls
SIGN    Awayuki Ear
    Can hear the opening of a StroZero can
    from any distance
SIGN    Awayuki Stomach
    Can hold up to six StroZeros
SIGN    Awayuki Heart
    Not particularly resilient
[04:47] Alice
    and when I spoke there of my
    unbridled love for Awayuki-dono,
[04:50] Alice
    they recruited me at once!
[04:52] Awayuki
    But you failed all those times before 
    because you didn't talk about yourself!
[04:56] Alice
    Oh, Awayuki-dono! You are my savior!
[05:00] Awayuki
    This girl's got a mind of steel!
[05:04] Awayuki
    Calm down, Awayuki.
[05:06] Awayuki
    You said you'd welcome her with an open mind.
SIGN    Can't hold it back anymore but let it goooo
     We have entered the final stage of Awayuki fundamentalism
     Mind of steel warrior
     The absolute madlads at Live-On
    hiring this nutjob... more please
     pls don't stop
     And here I thought we'd
    gotten a sweet little idol girl
     is there such a thing as tone-deaf
    but with ambition?
     She's so cheerful yet terrifying
     Yandere get?
     She definitely seems to be convincing herself
     Maybe change your name to Salome?
     Let's accept her as one of us
     Definitely seems to be the possessive stalker yandere type
[05:09] Awayuki
    You've got an adorable kohai showing you love!
[05:13] Awayuki
    Nothing could be better, right?!
[05:15] Awayuki
    Yes!
SIGN    You're not gonna "nice boat" Awa-chan, are you?
[05:18] Alice
    How dare you!
[05:20] Alice
    I want nothing more than
    to see Awayuki-dono happy.
[05:23] Alice
    No true fan would ever get in their idol's
    way by forcing their affections on them!
[05:29] Awayuki
    Alice-chan?
SIGN    Wrapping all the way back around to being decent maybe  Ideal fan  Isn't that nice lol   For her happiness...  Aha, I see  That's how a stan should be  A little pushy but pretty earnest?  You can see how we'd get confused  Turbo-weight class moralist fan  Not a yandere then?
[05:31] Awayuki
    See? I knew she was a good girl!
SIGN    If you could get one thing from
    Awa-chan, what would it be?
[05:36] Alice
    Get one thing?
[05:39] Alice
    If I could say one thing I know
    I'd never get, it would be...
[05:43] Alice
    Her uvula, I suppose.
SIGN    why lmao
     WHAT??
     That was so unexpected I'm lmao
     UVULA
     ah
     LOLOLOLOL
     Uvu... wut?
    The way she sounded embarrassed kinda got to me
     I'm sure Shuwa-chan would give it to you!
     what kind of request is
     um
     Uvula???
     she already knew
     Who wants something like that
    
SIGN    Why her uvula?
[05:47] Alice
    Even if it's a part of her throat,
    it's still a beautiful dck!
SIGN    It's the d°ck of the throat
[05:51] Alice
    If I could put it inside me,
    it would basically be like having !
SIGN    Is it a comet? No, it can't be...
    
    
    because comets move like "zoom"...
SIGN    That broke me
SIGN    Power of imagination
     Tearing off d°cks... we R°°lm of the S°ns°s now.
     I guess it makes sense in her head
     Isn't it better if it's still attached
     THIS IS NOT GOOD
     Was Live-On the real bullfight of love all along?
     DO NOT USE THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE! 
    Girls DO have one!!
     What is she talking about?
     Treat it nicely!
[06:00] Alice*
    Thank you so much for hearing me out!
[06:03] Alice
    I'd also like to end my stream
    with a lemon-flavored StroZero!
[06:07] Alice
    Cheers!
[06:11] Alice
    Feesh sho good!
[06:16] Eirai
    Hey-ho, all! And how are we feeling?
[06:22] Awayuki
    Oh, crud!
[06:23] Awayuki
    I was so bowled over by Alice-chan's
    introduction that I spaced out.
[06:27] Eirai
    What a pleasure to meet you!
[06:28] Eirai
    I'm Sonokaze Eirai,
    the elven director of Eirai Zoo!
[06:34] Awayuki
    I see. An elf who runs a zoo?
[06:38] Eirai
    I became a VTuber to teach you all the joy
    of learning about different kinds of animals!
[06:46] Awayuki
    She seems quite normal at the moment.
[06:49] Awayuki
    She might even fit orthodox
    definitions of cuteness...
[06:53] Eirai
    Now, I'd love to share
    some fun facts about animals!
SIGN    I'm debuting my kohais!
SIGN    So cute!
     They like acorns? 
     You think she casts healing spells with that staff?
     An elf with big boobs! 
     This is a real 180 into calmsville 
     Seems normal for now
     She's got an unusual BG too
[07:00] Awayuki
    Ah, so it's not just her character!
    She really knows a lot about them!
[07:04] Eirai
    This is the gorilla, as I'm sure you all know!
[07:07] Eirai
    Most people think of gorillas
    as loving bananas,
SIGN    Gorilla Habitats
SIGN    Wild Banana Habitats
[07:11] Eirai
    but they don't often eat bananas in the wild!
[07:14] Eirai
    The gorilla's love of bananas
    is actually a big ol' stereotype!
SIGN    Live-On
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:19] Awayuki
    That's so educational!
[07:21] Awayuki
    Having an ordinary person for
    the second debut strikes a good balance!
[07:25] Awayuki
    Very impressive, Live-On!
[07:27] Eirai
    You'll also want to be careful,
[07:31] Eirai
    because gorillas are known
    to throw their poop at people!
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:34] Awayuki
    Huh? Poop?
[07:36] Eirai
    This is all far beyond me, of course,
[07:38] Eirai
    but they're quite beloved
    by those highly advanced perverts
[07:42] Eirai
    who enjoy sct play and bestiality!
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:46] Awayuki
    Sct?
SIGN    did she say sc°t
     uh? 
     BWAHAHAHA
     That is not what I was expecting her to say
     Total 180
     I-It's not over! There's no rule that says an orthodox mommy type can't say poop!
     She really shouldn't be using those naughty words
     So it's come to this, Live-On
     I've written down that Eirai-chan will say these things
     The second streamer here is also not normal
     It's all good if it's scientific
[07:48] Eirai
    Actually, the peis of the gorilla
    is three centimeters long...
[07:51] Eirai
    And they have a baculum—a bone 
    in their pe°is that Homo sapiens lacks!
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:58] Awayuki
    A peis bone?!
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    The way she smiled when she talked about throwing poop lol   psst psst...   Heyyyy   A boner bone?!??
    She's a freak walking around in a normal person's skin   Why does she know this much about fetishes...
    At this point I think this is a requirement for Live-On's hiring   I-I get hard enough it feels like there's a bone...
    whoops never mind   THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 3CM   The fact that she smiles is the darkest part of this
    My grandpa told me that even if you're small, always stand tall   Can we please not talk about skin right now?
    Apparently homo sapiens is rare in primates for NOT having a baculum   this lady is crazy holy crap
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Please Subscribe
[08:01] Eirai
    Well, that's enough gorilla facts for one day!
[08:06] Eirai
    I'll be sharing lots more
    animal facts in the future!
SIGN    Nice work!  See you!  These new recruits are going hard already  Curious to watch her stream  that was NOT normal  The content is so far from her appearance and voice  My expectations in tatters  I guess she's more "weirdo"?  I liked the time spent on gorillas more than the time spent on you lol  I feel like she's got an even darker side in there  I see
[08:09] Eirai
    Be seeing you soon!
[08:12] Awayuki
    Goodbye, ordinary person...
[08:15] Awayuki
    Live-On's turning into a zoo for weirdos!
[08:18] Awayuki
    The third one's gonna be a freak too, I'll bet!
[08:21] Awayuki
    Wait... Huh?
[08:24] Awayuki
    She's not talking.
[08:26] Awayuki
    Equipment trouble, maybe?
[08:28] Kaeru
    Um... I'm pleased to meet you.
[08:32] Kaeru
    I'm Yamatani Kaeru.
[08:34] Awayuki
    Well, her equipment seems to be working...
[08:37] Awayuki
    Is she just that nervous?
[08:40] Kaeru
    There's something I need to lead off with.
[08:43] Awayuki
    "Lead off with"?
[08:46] Kaeru
    I may look like an adult on the outside...
[08:48] Kaeru
    But I'm actually a baby.
[08:51] Kaeru
    So please, take care of me!
[08:53] Kaeru
    Baby me!
[08:55] Kaeru
    Spoil me!
[08:57] Kaeru
    This is the reason I became a VTuber.
SIGN    lol  Adult on the outside! Child on the inside!  Some say Kaeru's brakes are broken. I say she never had any...  Yep, pure terror  Well, at least we know now... fourth gen has zero purity  wtf live-on  This is something else you guys...  Forget purity, we don't have anyone normal at all  EVERY TIME  Why did she admit it so openly
[09:01] Kaeru
    I want you all to be my mommy.
SIGN    Her avatar and voice are both adult
     Baby supplies
     Ah I see I get it now
     I'd love to watch the behind the scenes on these hiring decisions...
     Are you really going there now, Live-On? 
     Don't get it now lolol
     I've heard of big families but not like THAT
     Guess it takes all types huh
     not okay
[09:04] Kaeru
    Be sweet with me and let me
    play the baby until I die.
[09:08] Kaeru
    Because I am a baby.
[09:10] Kaeru
    I realize that my body
    looks like that of an adult,
[09:13] Kaeru
    but I'm sure that my mental age
    is that of an infant.
[09:16] Kaeru
    As proof, when I got home yesterday,
    I holed up in bed and played Pronne all day.
[09:21] Awayuki**
    She's a freak... She's too freaky!
SIGN    I am still really off-balance about this  That's... an argument  Were you once a great detective, by chance?  THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT LOL  Because I am a baby! (determined)  How is that proof?? lol  That's the opposite of the great detective  Pfft! If you're gonna call yourself a baby, you gotta do better than that! Graaah!  You're not in a diaper though  Guess we've got a full-time baby player  I played Pronne all day yesterday too  My sin is too great
[09:24] Awayuki**
    I feel the darkness of our modern day...
[09:27] Kaeru
    No need to worry.
[09:29] Kaeru
    I'm definitely wearing a diaper underneath.
[09:31] Kaeru
    I can also suck on a pacifier, as you can see.
[09:34] Kaeru
    Naturally. Because I am a baby.
[09:37] Awayuki
    Why is she so confident about it?!
[09:39] Kaeru
    I hope this is sufficient evidence
    for you to believe that I am a baby.
[09:45] Kaeru
    I am now recruiting people
    to baby and dote on me.
SIGN    I'm taking applicants to be my mommy.
SIGN    Subscribe to my channel!
    Please be my mommy!
[09:49] Kaeru
    I implore all my mommy listeners
    to please watch my streams.
SIGN    If you're really a baby, cry like one
[09:54] Kaeru
    Very well.
[09:55] Kaeru
    Ahem...
SIGN    My kohais are debuting!
SIGN    stunned
     Might be okay? 
     I don't know what to do with this
     Please, please
     My mind is blank lolol
     (crickets)
     That avatar with a pacifier is cringe
     This lady's a total freak
     what in the WORLD
     She's certainly committed
     hey lolol
     We underestimated her!
SIGN    Your mommy's here!  I bought you a resume to fill out!
SIGN    YOUR MOMMY'S HERE.
     I BOUGHT YOU A RESUME TO FILL OUT.
[10:09] Kaeru
    R-Resume? Working?!
[10:14] Kaeru
    Please, anything but working!
    Anything but that!
[10:15] Awayuki
    What's with that reaction?!
[10:17] Awayuki
    Is she as traumatized by working as I was?!
SIGN    Memories of Past Life
    Returning
[10:20] Kaeru
    Please, anything but that!
SIGN    4th Generation Reveal
SIGN    Thanks for tuning in!
[10:26] Awayuki
    What in the world brought her to this point?
[10:30] Awayuki
    Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka... boom!
[10:33] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan here!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
[10:35] Awayuki
    Let's introduce our crazy friend for today!
SIGN    It's Mashiron!
     Shuwa-Shuwa Mashi-Mashi F°p-F°p
     Hope the puppy's doing okay...
     Evening all!
     don't g°°n now lolol
     PSSHT
     Shuwa-chan today?!
     Energized despite the late hour
     She's still in school
     Huh? Surely no children are watching this stream, so why do they know about modern kids' songs?
     What's wrong with a child watching Shuwa-chan? I'm a child!
     It's a trap!
     Well, Live-On did recently hire a baby, so this is now a gifted child channel
     Kids these days are amazing, drinking StroZero and everything
[10:38] Mashiro
    Hello.
[10:39] Mashiro
    Reporting from behind a thousand-yard stare
    after having my childhood memories defiled,
[10:42] Mashiro
    this is Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron.
[10:45] Mashiro
    I also think I'm not too crazy,
    relatively speaking.
[10:48] Awayuki
    Don't be so humble!
[10:50] Mashiro
    I'm not.
[10:50] Awayuki
    Well, I'm gonna start doing collabs
    with my kohais pretty soon, but...
[10:55] Awayuki
    It's looking like a boss rush right now,
[10:58] Awayuki
    so I'm gonna recover my strength
    by talking to my beloved Mashiron!
[11:03] Mashiro
    What am I, a save point?
[11:05] Awayuki
    So, after we respond to some Marshmallows,
    I've got a totally crazy segment in mind!
[11:11] Mashiro
    Wait, was "crazy" supposed to be a compliment?
SIGN    I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in 
     1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
     2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
     3. Enjoy!
[11:16] Mashiro
    "I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in."
SIGN    Nuts
SIGN    Nuts
[11:21] Mashiro
    "One. Buy energy drink and StroZero."
[11:24] Mashiro
    "Two. Mix StroZero and energy drink."
[11:27] Mashiro
    "Three. Enjoy!"
SIGN    I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in 
     1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
     2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
     3. Enjoy!
[11:31] Awayuki
    The truth is, I actually tried
    this yesterday and got wasted!
SIGN    Shuwa-chan has undergone special training.
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[11:34] Mashiro
    Oh? What did you think?
[11:37] Awayuki
    Nuttastic violence! It gives you wings!
[11:41] Mashiro
    I've never heard that word before,
    but I can tell it's extremely dangerous.
SIGN    What do you honestly think of Alice-chan? 
    I hope you two can hook up soon.
[11:46] Mashiro
    "What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
    I hope you two can hook up soon."
[11:53] Mashiro
    Oh, the Shuwa-chan cultist?
[11:56] Mashiro
    She really exploded off
    the launchpad, didn't she?
[11:59] Awayuki
    She's nuttastic violence!
[12:01] Mashiro
    Could you not compare
    our kohai to that devil's brew?
[12:05] Awayuki
    But she's a threat to my chastity!
[12:08] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan's fwightened!
SIGN    You're one to talk
SIGN    This, from you? Really?
SIGN    Hypocrite vibes
SIGN    Don't play the sweet act
[12:11] Mashiro
    I think most streamers, including me,
    have felt the same way about you, Shuwa-chan.
SIGN    People You Scare
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
SIGN    Maybe??
[12:17] Mashiro
    Oh, speaking of...
[12:19] Mashiro
    That girl seems to view me
    as competition for your affections.
[12:23] Awayuki
    What? Really?
[12:24] Mashiro
    She called me her "rival in love" on a stream.
SIGN    Depose Mashiro-dono!
[12:27] Awayuki
    For real?!
[12:30] Awayuki
    Can I get the scenario where that makes
    you start to pursue me out of jealousy?
[12:35] Mashiro
    Like a fetish club scenario?
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[12:37] Awayuki
    Nice work picking that one up!
    Typical Mashiron!
[12:40] Awayuki
    Well, wanna put the Marshmallows
    aside and get to my segment?!
[12:44] Mashiro
    What are we doing now?
[12:46] Awayuki
    You know how we streamers are lucky enough
    to have people drawing art of us all the time?
SIGN    This is Kokorone Awayuki from Live-On 3rd Gen! 
    I'm coming to meet you when the light snow falls...
     Let's get streamin'! 
     Fan art: #AwaArt #ShuwaArt
    Stream tag: #WhenLightSnowFalls
[12:52] Mashiro
    True. I'm an illustrator myself,
    so I know quite a bit about them.
[12:56] Awayuki
    So you know there's quite a lot of NSFW
    drawings of us out there too, right?
SIGN    She got drunk and lost her inhibitions
SIGN    Content warning: Nudity
[13:02] Mashiro
    Yes, of course.
[13:03] Awayuki
    So my segment is: introducing
    NSFW drawings of Awayuki!
[13:09] Mashiro
    Is this a new form of exhibitionism?
[13:11] Awayuki
    I'll censor the naughty bits, of course!
[13:16] Mashiro
    I can already tell this stream
    will be exhausting.
[13:18] Awayuki
    All right, here's our first one!
SIGN    A true master, turned on even by herself
[13:22] Awayuki
    Ah, a truly gntastic gntissue receptacle.
SIGN    What in the world is she showing us...
     JUST A CUTE LI'L DOGGIE (SHOUTING)
     Brilliant, g°°n then put it in the tissue box
     Did she just say g°°ntissue receptacle lolol
     ah!
[13:26] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan, please don't say things
    that are going to catch on.
[13:29] Mashiro
    And please don't gn to your own lewd pics.
[13:31] Awayuki**
    As a professional illustrator,
    what do you think of this one?
[13:35] Mashiro
    I like the expression.
[13:37] Mashiro
    I like how she's a little embarrassed
    while also brimming with hope and curiosity.
[13:42] Mashiro
    The StroZero aside...
[13:44] Awayuki
    The StroZero is what makes it good!
[13:47] Awayuki
    C'mon, Mashiron! Join the bkkke party!
[13:50] Mashiro
    No, thanks. I'd prefer to remain human.
[13:53] Awayuki
    Just what do you think I am, Mashiron?
[13:57] Awayuki
    Well, no matter. Moving on to the next pic!
[14:01] Mashiro
    What?
[14:02] Mashiro
    Wait, is this one by Kanzarin-sensei?
[14:05] Awayuki
    Oh, you know her, Mashiron?
[14:07] Mashiro
    Of course I do! And what was she thinking?!
[14:11] Awayuki
    Wow, I've never seen Mashiron so excited!
[14:14] Awayuki
    Feeling appropriately honored to be drawn
    by someone so famous! Now, let's move on!
[14:22] Awayuki
    A masterpiece! This one'll get the
    Nobel Prize for Lewdness, no prob!
[14:26] Mashiro
    Apologize to the Nobel Committee.
[14:28] Mashiro
    Still, I feel a little flustered at seeing
    so much high-quality art.
[14:35] Awayuki
    Beautiful Art Power plus Ero Power
    plus a triple rotation equals...
[14:40] Awayuki
    1.2 million power!
[14:42] Mashiro
    Enough Shuwa randomness, please.
[14:44] Awayuki
    Let's move on to the final illustration!
[14:47] Awayuki
    Its hotness far surpasses all previous works!
[14:50] Mashiro
    That sounds like bad news to me.
[14:53] Awayuki
    Well, go on and take it!
[14:55] Mashiro
    W-Wait!
[14:58] Mashiro
    Huh?
[14:59] Awayuki
    Actually, this art is so gosh-darn pornographic
    that it'd get me ban-hammered in seconds,
[15:03] Awayuki
    so I'm hiding it with myself!
[15:05] Mashiro
    I think you just wanted to do that.
[15:07] Mashiro
    And don't use your own body as a censor bar!
[15:11] Mashiro
    Well, I'm glad you didn't fill your screen
[15:13] Mashiro
    with an illustration extreme
    enough to get you banned.
[15:16] Awayuki
    I really am very sorry to have
    abused this body you gave me.
[15:21] Mashiro
    I guess I do understand, though.
SIGN    If you enjoyed the stream, feel free to like and subscribe!
     Collab partner -> Irodori Mashiro
    Special thanks to:
     Karei-sensei  For more info about the art, click here
    Kanzarin-sensei  For more info about the art, click here
    Hamashima Shigeo-sensei  For more info about the art, click here
    Shiokonbu-sensei  For more info about the art, click here
[15:24] Awayuki
    If you want to learn more about the art,
    check out the links in the dooblydoo!
[15:32] Awayuki
    That was fun!
[15:36] Awayuki
    Manager Suzuki?
[15:38] Awayuki
    Yes? Hello?
[15:40] Suzuki
    Great work on your stream!
[15:42] Suzuki
    Can you talk right now, Awayuki-san?
[15:44] Awayuki
    Thanks! And I can talk now, yeah.
[15:48] Suzuki
    Well... You see...
[15:51] Awayuki
    Wh-Why are you hesitating?
[15:54] Suzuki
    I'll just give it to you straight.
    Soma Alice-san wants to collab with you.
[15:59] Awayuki
    R-Right...
[16:01] Suzuki
    She's actually been requesting
    collabs for quite some time...
[16:05] Awayuki
    What? Really?!
[16:07] Suzuki
    Yes...
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[16:08] Suzuki
    Since before she debuted, even...
SIGN    Soma Alice  Collab request
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SIGN    love_awayukidono@memail.com  Collab request
[16:11] Awayuki
    Since before she debuted?!
[16:13] Awayuki
    Huh?
[16:14] Awayuki
    She actually DMed me just now.
SIGN    Soma Alice
[16:18] Suzuki
    She probably wants to request*
    a collab with you directly.
[16:22] Awayuki
    I see! How polite of her.
SIGN    Dear my most beloved StroZero goddess Kokorone
    Awayuki-dono, please forgive the rudeness of this
    abrupt direct message. What might you be doing on this
    beautiful streaming day? Ah, I suppose it is foolish to
    ask that, since you stream every day. As I am constantly
    watching your stream videos on an endless loop, it fills
    me with great pleasure to see your number of videos
    increase each day. Your streams accompany me in
    the morning with refreshing birdsong; in the afternoon
    when the sun is at its zenith; in the evening when
    the crimson of the setting sun shines into my room;
    and at night when I conclude my daily affairs. Your
    streams fill every part of my body, stimulating
    my every cell with joy. I, the humble Soma Alice...
[16:27] Awayuki
    Wh-What the hell... Is this all 
    a message inviting me to collab?!
[16:33] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san? Wh-What's the matter?
[16:36] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san? Awayuki-san?!
SIGN    Kohai Attack
[16:42] Awayuki
    Hello. It's a not-so-lovely night
    of light snowfall, isn't it?
[16:46] Alice
    Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
SIGN    I can't believe she agreed to this loooool
[16:51] Awayuki
    Well, as her senpai,
    I couldn't exactly say no.
[16:55] Alice
    Goodness, this truly might be
    the greatest day of my life!
[17:00] Alice
    I'm collabing with Awayuki-dono,
    my own personal goddess!
[17:06] Awayuki
    When did I become a goddess again?
[17:09] Alice
    You're the goddess of StroZero!
[17:12] Alice
    The goddess of dirty jokes!
[17:13] Alice
    The goddess of barfing!
[17:14] Alice
    The goddess of fetishism!
SIGN    She mixed in a lot of folk goddesses there
     I guess that is how mythology happens (not really)
     Proposal: Awa-chan is Zeus. Proof: They both like girls.
     I'm okay with lots of goddesses, but what would the goddess of barfing even be?
     That's the most random proof lol
     Those deities all sound generous with themselves and others 
     Ragnarok? Does that mean Live-On was always in a mythological world?
     Doesn't seem plausible for a human world at least
[17:15] Awayuki
    So many goddesses!
[17:17] Awayuki
    I think you've got a Ragnarok
    going on in your head...
[17:20] Awayuki
    Well, that's enough for introductions.
[17:23] Awayuki
    I was thinking I'd let Alice
    handle this segment.
[17:26] Awayuki
    She hasn't told me what
    she has planned yet, though.
[17:29] Awayuki
    Could you please explain, Alice-chan?
[17:33] Awayuki
    Eh? Alice-chan?
[17:35] Alice
    Could you kindly wait one more moment?
[17:37] Alice
    I was recording you saying my name just now!
[17:43] Alice
    Obviously, I'm going to make
    a video clip of it later!
[17:47] Awayuki
    What for?!
[17:49] Alice
    To use it!
[17:51] Awayuki
    To use it for what?!
[17:52] Alice
    To use it for what!
[17:55] Awayuki
    I kind of hate that I understand
    just what she means.
[17:59] Alice
    Well, time to reveal what I have planned!
SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:02] Alice
    The Fun Times Watch-Together of the
    Legendary Moment When Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:08] Awayuki
    Well, everyone, I'm afraid
    the light snow has ended.
SIGN    Thank You For Watching
[18:13] Awayuki
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls!
[18:15] Alice
    Oh, please, don't end the stream!
SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:17] Alice
    We've only just started!
[18:19] Awayuki
    Why in the world
[18:20] Awayuki
    do I need to go back
[18:22] Awayuki
    and watch my own cringe phase?!
[18:24] Alice
    In preparation for this moment,
    I spent thirty hours
[18:27] Alice
    analyzing the moment of Shuwa-chan's birth.
[18:31] Alice
    I believe the listeners will find
    the segment quite gratifying!
[18:34] Awayuki
    Alice-chan, perhaps it's time
    for lessons in time management?
[18:40] Alice
    What? What else would I ever spend
    my time on besides you, Awayuki-dono?
[18:45] Awayuki
    Man, that's so sad for so many reasons...
[18:48] Alice
    Obviously, we don't have to
    do it if you don't want to...
[18:53] Awayuki
    I-I wouldn't say that...
[18:57] Awayuki
    R-Right! I made a promise to Sei-sama before.
[19:01] Alice
    That's right!
[19:03] (Flashback) Sei
    Let's see...
[19:04] (Flashback) Sei
    I'd like to see Awa-chan
    rewatch her entire accidental stream.
[19:08] Awayuki
    Sei-sama would be sad
    if I let you do her segment!
SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
SIGN    N-No...
     Found a good excuse to say no
     I don't mind a little... NTR!
    Oh, she did say that
     Yeah, too bad...
     Successful evasion...
[19:13] Awayuki
    Sei-sama?!
SIGN     I don't mind a little... NTR!
[19:15] Alice
    That's the Sei-sama I know!
SIGN    Yes!  Stole her commitment  NTR is love  This lady is nuts  Total reversal  That's our Sei-sama, yep
SIGN    Right?
SIGN    Right?
[19:17] Awayuki
    I swear... Everyone in Live-On
    except Shion-senpai is abnormal!
SIGN    I think Sei-sama's the number-one goddess of fetishism
     Theory: Chami-chan doesn't seem normal because she doesn't go outside
     I think Mashiron has a hidden dark side beneath that cool exterior
     Hikari-chan is abnormal in a slightly different way imo
     Such a breezy and comfy workplace
     The newbies are throwing off the balance lol
     This company is too deep
     Harerun is the standard-bearer, after all
SIGN    Normal
SIGN    Normal
SIGN    Abnormal
SIGN    Abnormal
[19:23] Awayuki
    Though I guess that includes me, huh?
[19:26] Alice
    Do you mean...
[19:27] Awayuki
    Never underestimate my broad-mindedness!
[19:30] Awayuki
    I'll watch anything,
    even my own cringe moments!
[19:34] Alice
    Hooray!
[19:37] Alice
    I pulled out some best-of clips
[19:39] Alice
    from your legendary accidental stream
    and the solo streams that followed it!
[19:44] Alice
    Now, let us begin!
SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    Whew~
SIGN    Whew~
[19:50] Alice
    That was Shuwa-chan's birth cry!
[19:53] Awayuki
    Not sure if "Whew" counts as a birth cry...
[19:56] Alice
    That moment is like the birth
    of a goddess to me!
SIGN    Whew~
SIGN    Whoo! You gotta love the sound of crackin' open a tall one!
[20:00] Awayuki
    Whoo! You gotta love the sound
    of crackin' open a tall one!
[20:05] Alice
    That's the moment when you
    chugged down a 350ml can,
[20:09] Alice
    only to immediately open up a tall one.
[20:11] Awayuki
    Looking back, my behavior back then
    does seem a bit extreme.
[20:15] Awayuki
    I certainly don't down them that quickly now.
[20:17] Awayuki
    Shit! I'm g**ning out here!
[20:19] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy!
[20:21] Awayuki
    But I'm g**ning to your stream!
[20:23] Awayuki
    Someone stop this girl!
[20:27] Alice
    Declaring yourself the mommy of a genmate,
    followed by your impassioned cry of gning...
[20:30] Alice**
    Truly thrilling!
[20:32] Alice
    I hope to apply myself to self-improvement,
    so that you'll g**n to me someday as well!
[20:35] Awayuki
    I've made up my mind!
SIGN    I've made up my mind! I'm gonna marry StroZero!
[20:37] Awayuki
    I'm gonna marry StroZero!
[20:41] Alice
    That was the birth
    of my ultimate rival in love!
[20:45] Awayuki
    Who takes a canned highball as rival in love?!
[20:51] Awayuki
    Girls who innocently say
    dirty things is my kink, okay?
SIGN    How do you explain saying you were
    g°°ning to Hikari-chan?
[20:54] Awayuki
    It'd be an insult not to r°b one out.
SIGN    VTuber
    Hot
    Takes
SIGN    The
    Horny
    One
SIGN    When attracted to a woman, r°bbing one out is the way to go!
[20:57] Awayuki
    In fact, when attracted to a woman, 
    r°bbing one out is the way to go!
[21:03] Awayuki
    Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai...
SIGN    what is happening here lmao
     We hand-drawn anime now?
     WHAT?!
     New team of animators I guess
     What school is this?
     Is it just a new show now?
     Super love confession time
     Is this the part she spent the most time on?
     Alice-chan does what she wants
     It's weird to confess to two people at once
     Please don't let Live-On be mad
     Not practice, the real thing
     The lines are definitely strange
     I would die if a kohai abused me in this way
     Embarrassed Awa-chan is adorable
     Why did she work so hard on this
[21:08] Awayuki
    I've always loved you guys!
[21:10] Awayuki
    Please marry me so we can have sx!*
[21:14] Awayuki
    What is this girl saying?!
[21:17] Awayuki
    I'll kill her...
[21:19] Awayuki
    I've got to kill this girl!
[21:23] Alice
    Such pure, unrestrained words!
[21:27] Alice
    Thank you for being born.
[21:29] Alice
    Thank you for drinking StroZero!
[21:31] Alice
    They're all amazing videos, in my opinion.
[21:34] Alice
    How does it feel to look back on them now?
[21:37] Alice
    Please, Awayuki-dono, tell us how you feel!
SIGN    How do you feel? Hey, how do you feel?  Is... she still breathing?  It's adorable the way her kohai is accidentally beating her down  Go on, tell her  I am curious about that  Please, tell us!  Wonderful words for Awayuki-dono  Stop it! Stop it! She's already dead!  Wonderful... Really?
[21:42] Awayuki
    I-I'm sure everyone in the audience
    has a cringe moment or two in their past...
[21:51] Awayuki
    But take heart, everyone!
[21:53] Awayuki
    There are people like me in this world who
    act as automated cringe-printing machines—
[21:59] Awayuki
    for whom every second of their lives is cringe!
[22:03] Awayuki
    I will never...
[22:04] Awayuki
    again...
[22:06] Awayuki
    look back at my past!
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.