E8 - Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!

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    UMAYON—
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    UMA SOLDIER V!
SIGN    Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
[00:04] Manha
    Roar.
[00:04] Sign
    Monster Horse Girl
    Dark Manhattan C
[00:07] Tachyon
    Very good.
[00:09] Tachyon
    It seems my experiment is a success!
[00:09] Sign
    Evil Scientist
    Dr. Mad Tachyon
[00:11] Pega
    Hold it right there!
[00:13] Tachyon
    Who are you?
[00:15] Pega
    Red Pegasus!
[00:16] Sign
    The Burning Crimson Flame of Justice
    Red Pegasus
[00:19] Bakushi
    Pink Bakushino!
[00:20] Sign
    A Blast of Righteous Cherry Blossoms
    Pink Bakushino
[00:23] Urara
    Pink Urara!
[00:24] Sign
    The First Storm of Spring That Rains Justice
    Pink Urara
[00:27] Suzuka
    Green Suzuka!
[00:27] Sign
    The Gale of Righteousness
    Green Suzuka
[00:34] Sign
    The Cerulean Heavens of Justice
    Blue Sky
[00:35] Sky
    Blue Sky.
[00:36] Pega
    Horse girls in the name of justice:
[00:38] Pega
    Uma Soldier V!
[00:42] Tachyon
    Excellent. New subjects to experiment on—
[00:44] Suzuka
    Excuse me!
[00:45] Suzuka
    Could you hang on a second?
[00:48] Suzuka
    Uh, two of you have the same color.
[00:50] Urara
    Well, yeah, but...
[00:52] Bakushi
    Considering our names,
    how could we pick any other color?
[00:55] Pega
    Good guys never sweat the details!
[00:58] Suzuka
    Are you kidding me?!
[00:59] Blue
    I thought you were going to lay into me.
[01:02] Suzuka
    Well, I definitely could, but...
[01:04] Suzuka
    Never mind.
[01:05] Pega
    Whatever the case, Uma Soldier V
    will uphold the peace in the city!
[01:09] Tacyon
    Fascinating.
[01:10] Manha
    Roar.
[01:12] Hishi
    Hold it right there, people!
[01:13] Pega
    Commander Hishiama?!
[01:15] Hishi
    If you're the good guys, then fight
    one-on-one, fair and square!
[01:15] Sign
    Commander Hishiama
[01:19] Suzuka
    That defeats the purpose of a team!
[01:20] Pega
    I follow you! Roger that!
[01:21] Suzuka
    Seriously?!
[01:22] Pega
    In that case, go get 'er, Pink!
[01:25] Pinks
    Roger!
[01:26] Suzuka
    What happened to one-on-one?!
[01:27] Manha
    Crackle, crackle, crackle...
[01:28] Suzuka
    That was way too fast!
[01:29] Pega
    Now it's actually one-on-one!
[01:31] Suzuka
    I don't know where to begin with that...
[01:33] Suzuka
    Blue, help!
[01:35] Suzuka
    She's asleep?!
[01:37] Bakushi
    She's a tough one!
[01:38] Pega
    All right, girls! You know what to do!
[01:41] Suzuka
    Right...
[01:41] Pega
    With our carrots combined:
[01:45] Pega
    Uma Soldier Bazooka!
[01:48] Tachyon
    Let me explain! The Uma Soldier
    Bazooka converts the power of justice
[01:51] Tachyon
    into an unlimited source
    of energy, then fires it,
[01:53] Tachyon
    making it the Uma Soldier's ultimate weapon!
[01:55] Suzuka
    Why are you doing the explaining?!
[01:56] Pega
    The energy is at the starting gate!
[01:58] Pega
    Fire!
[02:00] Manha
    They got me!
[02:01] Pega
    How's that?!
[02:03] Pega
    I pulled the trigger, so that
    counts as a one-on-one, right?
[02:05] Suzuka
    Does it really?
[02:07] Tachyon
    It's not over yet!
[02:08] Tachyon
    If she drinks this black tea, Cafe will be
    revived and grow to a colossal size!
[02:12] Suzuka
    Oh, no!
[02:13] Manha
    I don't like black tea.
[02:16] Tachyon
    Curse you, Uma Soldier V!
[02:18] Suzuka
    But why?!
[02:20] Pega
    And that's the power of justice!
[02:23] Suzuka
    I can't take this anymore!
[02:26] Narrator
    Don't give up, Green!
    For the sake of peace and quiet!