E11 - Umayon Suspense Theater

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    UMAYON!
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    The Umayon Tuesday Night Movie
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    The Missing 3 Furlongs
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    In Pursuit of the Alibi of the Special Express Train
    That Departed from Tracen Academy
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    Umayon Suspense Theater
SIGN    Eishin Flash
[00:06] Flash
    I'm impressed you were able to find me.
[00:08] Nature
    Just chalk it up to a cop's intuition.
SIGN    Nice Nature
SIGN    Mejiro Ryan
[00:11] Ryan
    You've got nowhere left to run, Flash!
[00:13] Nature
    Why don't you tell us all about
    the attack on Hayakawa Tazuna?
[00:19] Flash
    We've been over this already.
[00:21] Flash
    At the time of the crime, the train
    I was on stopped for less than a minute.
[00:25] Flash
    I couldn't have done it and
    gotten back in that time.
[00:28] Nature
    True enough.
[00:29] Nature
    But the attack was on a Saturday...
    The opening day of the Twinkle series.
[00:35] Nature
    A special express train, The Carrot,
    was running for the event.
[00:39] Nature
    Because of that, the train you were on would've
    stopped at the station for five minutes.
[00:44] Nature
    Since you're in the competition,
    you would've known that.
[00:47] Nature
    A round trip to the crime scene and
    back would've been three furlongs.
[00:51] Nature
    At your pace of 32.7, you would've
    had plenty of time to get there.
[00:56] Flash
    Do you have proof that I can run at that pace?
[00:59] Nice
    We looked under every rock we could find...
[01:02] Nice
    and didn't find any!
[01:03] Flash
    O-Of course you didn't!
[01:05] Flash
    There's no way my airtight
    alibi can be taken apart.
[01:08] Flash
    Granted, there's a remote chance that some
    oddball keeps track of unofficial stats...
[01:14] Ryan
    Inspector! What about Air Shakur?!
[01:16] Flash
    Of course! She keeps
    data on every single race!
[01:19] Flash
    Oh, no!
[01:20] Ryan
    But she was attacked the other day...
[01:24] Nature
    Guess that's a dead end, then.
[01:26] Flash
    Seriously, what are you two doing?
[01:29] Flash
    What kind of sloppy investigation is this?!
[01:30] Flash
    Build a solid case before confronting me!
[01:33] Nature
    Yeah, this is kind of embarrassing...
[01:35] Flash
    Shouldn't Shakur getting
    attacked cast suspicion on me?!
[01:38] Ryan
    Why should it?
[01:39] Flash
    Because if you had her data,
    it would shatter my airtight alibi!
[01:44] Nature
    Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
[01:46] Ryan
    Huh? So you attacked Shakur?
[01:49] Flash
    It was May 30th, one year ago.
[01:51] Flash
    The course was 2400 meters.
[01:53] Flash
    My time was 2:26.9, with a 32.7
    split for the final three furlongs.
[01:58] Flash
    Considering she knew my time,
    I couldn't let her go.
[02:02] (Flashback) Shakur
    Data from a year ago? Gimme a sec.
[02:06] (Flashback) Shakur
    I'm done...
[02:08] Nature
    Then what about Hayakawa Tazuna?
[02:10] (Flashback) Tazuna
    I'm done!
[02:14] Flash
    I thought there was no way anyone
    could take apart my airtight alibi.
[02:18] Nature
    Same here, to be honest.
[02:20] Ryan
    You'll need to come with us to the station.
[02:22] Flash
    No, that won't be necessary.
[02:29] Ryan
    No... Why would she...
[02:31] Nature
    She was a genuine perfectionist.
[02:33] Nature
    What she did... no, the way it all
    played out was more than she could bear.
[02:38] Nature
    Come to think of it...
[02:40] Nature
    We forgot to ask why
     she attacked Tazuna-san.