E12 - Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)

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    UMAYON!
SIGN    Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)
SIGN    Symboli Rudolf
[00:06] Sign
    Twinkle
    Series Fan
    Appreciation
    Series
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    Tokyo
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    The Gilded Vessel
    Obstacle Course
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    The
    Gilded
    Vessel
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    Obstacle
    Course
    GI
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    The
    Gilded
    Vessel
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    Obstacle
    Course
    GI
SIGN    Gold Ship
SIGN    Tokai Teio
[00:12] Teio
    Time for our final race:
     the Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course G1!
[00:15] Teio
    I'm your host, Tokai Teio,
[00:16] Teio
    and joining me on commentary is the
    organizer for this event, Gold Ship-san.
[00:20] Teio
    Good to have you with us.
[00:22] Golshi
    The pleasure's all mine.
[00:24] Teio
    The racers are at the starting gate.
[00:25] Teio
    In Bracket 1, it's Tamamo Cross.
SIGN    Tamamo Cross
[00:27] Sign
    In Bracket 2, Super Creek.
SIGN    Super Creek
[00:29] Sign
    And in Bracket 3, Hishi Amazon!
SIGN    Hishi Amazon
[00:32] Teio
    These horse girls are all ready to go.
[00:35] Teio
    And they get away cleanly!
    What's our first obstacle?
[00:38] Golshi
    The "find the candy in the flour" challenge.
[00:40] Teio
    Not, like, hurdles or something?!
[00:42] Teio
    The trio reach the obstacle
    almost simultaneously!
[00:45] Teio
    Super Creek is being very suggestive!
    The crowd roars their approval!
[00:50] Teio
    And what about Tamamo Cross?
[00:51] Teio
    She dives in head-first!
[00:53] Teio
    Hishi Amazon follows her lead!
SIGN    Air Groove
[00:55] Teio
    Tamamo Cross is the first one through.
[00:57] Teio
    Tamamo Cross takes the lead
    with Hishi Amazon right on her tail.
[01:01] Teio
    Our two leaders approach the second
    obstacle! What will this one be?
[01:05] Golshi
    A cosplay quick-change race.
[01:07] Teio
    Just how random is the
    Golden Ship Obstacle Course?!
[01:09] Teio
    Tamamo Cross blazes into the changing booth!
[01:12] Teio
    Hishi Amazon follows suit!
[01:14] Tamamo
    What the heck?!
[01:14] Teio
    And bringing up the rear,
    Super Creek makes her entrance!
[01:16] Hishi
    Is this a joke?!
[01:18] Teio
    The three of them bolt out
    at roughly the same time!
[01:21] Teio
    Tamamo Cross... is wearing
    a preschool smock!
[01:24] Tamamo
    Yer gonna pay for this, Golshi!
[01:26] Teio
    Next up is Super Creek,
[01:28] Teio
    who looks every bit like a young housewife
    who's wandered onto the track!
[01:31] Teio
    And Hishi Amazon is... a magical girl!
    The crowd voices their approval!
[01:37] Hishi
    Golshi...
[01:39] Teio
    As they round the fourth turn,
    the final obstacle awaiting them is...
[01:42] Golshi
    A scavenger hunt!
[01:44] Teio
    So anything goes, huh?!
[01:46] Teio
    Now, let's see what's inside their envelopes.
[01:48] Signs; Left to right
    Golshi-chan
[01:48] Signs; Left to right
    Golshi-sama
[01:49] Signs; Left to right
    The one known
    as Gold Ship
[01:50] Teio
    Golshi?!
[01:52] Golshi
    Looking for me?
[01:54] Teio
    A sudden late entry! A Golshi Warp!
[01:57] Hishi/Tama
    Golshi!
[01:59] Hishi/Tama
    Get back here!
[01:59] Golshi
    Bring it on!
[02:00] Hishi/Tama
    Hold it!
[02:01] Teio
    They're neck and neck into the final 100m!
    Which horse girl will be our winner?!
[02:08] Teio
    They're through the goal! And it's Gold Ship
    in first place! Is that even allowed?!
[02:13] Teio
    Then again, considering who it is,
    maybe we should just accept it!
[02:16] Tama/Hishi
    Like hell we should!
[02:18] Teio
    The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course,
[02:20] Teio
    our final race of the season, ended up as
    a race with Golshi, for Golshi, by Golshi!
[02:23] Teio
    And with that, we'll see you in the next series!
[02:26] Everybody
    Thanks for watching!