# E12 - Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1) Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XMJDQR/todays-main-race-the-gilded-vessel-obstacle-course-g1)
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**[00:00] ---**
    *UMAYON*!
***SIGN***    Today's Main Race! The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course (G1)
***SIGN***    Symboli Rudolf
**[00:06] Sign**
    Twinkle
    Series Fan
    Appreciation
    Series
**[00:06] Sign**
    Tokyo
**[00:06] Sign**
    The Gilded Vessel
    Obstacle Course
**[00:08] Sign**
    The
    Gilded
    Vessel
**[00:08] Sign**
    Obstacle
    Course
    GI
**[00:09] Sign**
    The
    Gilded
    Vessel
**[00:09] Sign**
    Obstacle
    Course
    GI
***SIGN***    Gold Ship
***SIGN***    Tokai Teio
**[00:12] Teio**
    Time for our final race:
     the Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course G1!
**[00:15] Teio**
    I'm your host, Tokai Teio,
**[00:16] Teio**
    and joining me on commentary is the
    organizer for this event, Gold Ship-san.
**[00:20] Teio**
    Good to have you with us.
**[00:22] Golshi**
    The pleasure's all mine.
**[00:24] Teio**
    The racers are at the starting gate.
**[00:25] Teio**
    In Bracket 1, it's Tamamo Cross.
***SIGN***    Tamamo Cross
**[00:27] Sign**
    In Bracket 2, Super Creek.
***SIGN***    Super Creek
**[00:29] Sign**
    And in Bracket 3, Hishi Amazon!
***SIGN***    Hishi Amazon
**[00:32] Teio**
    These horse girls are all ready to go.
**[00:35] Teio**
    And they get away cleanly!
    What's our first obstacle?
**[00:38] Golshi**
    The "find the candy in the flour" challenge.
**[00:40] Teio**
    Not, like, hurdles or something?!
**[00:42] Teio**
    The trio reach the obstacle
    almost simultaneously!
**[00:45] Teio**
    Super Creek is being very suggestive!
    The crowd roars their approval!
**[00:50] Teio**
    And what about Tamamo Cross?
**[00:51] Teio**
    She dives in head-first!
**[00:53] Teio**
    Hishi Amazon follows her lead!
***SIGN***    Air Groove
**[00:55] Teio**
    Tamamo Cross is the first one through.
**[00:57] Teio**
    Tamamo Cross takes the lead
    with Hishi Amazon right on her tail.
**[01:01] Teio**
    Our two leaders approach the second
    obstacle! What will this one be?
**[01:05] Golshi**
    A cosplay quick-change race.
**[01:07] Teio**
    Just how random *is* the
    Golden Ship Obstacle Course?!
**[01:09] Teio**
    Tamamo Cross blazes into the changing booth!
**[01:12] Teio**
    Hishi Amazon follows suit!
**[01:14] Tamamo**
    What the heck?!
**[01:14] Teio**
    And bringing up the rear,
    Super Creek makes her entrance!
**[01:16] Hishi**
    Is this a joke?!
**[01:18] Teio**
    The three of them bolt out
    at roughly the same time!
**[01:21] Teio**
    Tamamo Cross... is wearing
    a preschool smock!
**[01:24] Tamamo**
    Yer gonna pay for this, Golshi!
**[01:26] Teio**
    Next up is Super Creek,
**[01:28] Teio**
    who looks every bit like a young housewife
    who's wandered onto the track!
**[01:31] Teio**
    And Hishi Amazon is... a magical girl!
    The crowd voices their approval!
**[01:37] Hishi**
    Golshi...
**[01:39] Teio**
    As they round the fourth turn,
    the final obstacle awaiting them is...
**[01:42] Golshi**
    A scavenger hunt!
**[01:44] Teio**
    So anything goes, huh?!
**[01:46] Teio**
    Now, let's see what's inside their envelopes.
**[01:48] Signs; Left to right**
    Golshi-chan
**[01:48] Signs; Left to right**
    Golshi-sama
**[01:49] Signs; Left to right**
    The one known
    as Gold Ship
**[01:50] Teio**
    Golshi?!
**[01:52] Golshi**
    Looking for me?
**[01:54] Teio**
    A sudden late entry! A Golshi Warp!
**[01:57] Hishi/Tama**
    Golshi!
**[01:59] Hishi/Tama**
    Get back here!
**[01:59] Golshi**
    Bring it on!
**[02:00] Hishi/Tama**
    Hold it!
**[02:01] Teio**
    They're neck and neck into the final 100m!
    Which horse girl will be our winner?!
**[02:08] Teio**
    They're through the goal! And it's Gold Ship
    in first place! Is that even allowed?!
**[02:13] Teio**
    Then again, considering who it is,
    maybe we should just accept it!
**[02:16] Tama/Hishi**
    Like hell we should!
**[02:18] Teio**
    The Gilded Vessel Obstacle Course,
**[02:20] Teio**
    our final race of the season, ended up as
    a race with Golshi, for Golshi, by Golshi!
**[02:23] Teio**
    And with that, we'll see you in the next series!
**[02:26] Everybody**
    Thanks for watching!