# E8 - Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJN50Z6/hero-theater-uma-soldier-v)
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**[00:00] ---**
*UMAYON—*
**[00:01] ---**
*UMA SOLDIER V*!
***SIGN*** Hero Theater: Uma Soldier V!!
**[00:04] Manha**
Roar.
**[00:04] Sign**
Monster Horse Girl
Dark Manhattan C
**[00:07] Tachyon**
Very good.
**[00:09] Tachyon**
It seems my experiment is a success!
**[00:09] Sign**
Evil Scientist
Dr. Mad Tachyon
**[00:11] Pega**
Hold it right there!
**[00:13] Tachyon**
Who are you?
**[00:15] Pega**
Red Pegasus!
**[00:16] Sign**
The Burning Crimson Flame of Justice
Red Pegasus
**[00:19] Bakushi**
Pink Bakushino!
**[00:20] Sign**
A Blast of Righteous Cherry Blossoms
Pink Bakushino
**[00:23] Urara**
Pink Urara!
**[00:24] Sign**
The First Storm of Spring That Rains Justice
Pink Urara
**[00:27] Suzuka**
Green Suzuka!
**[00:27] Sign**
The Gale of Righteousness
Green Suzuka
**[00:34] Sign**
The Cerulean Heavens of Justice
Blue Sky
**[00:35] Sky**
Blue Sky.
**[00:36] Pega**
Horse girls in the name of justice:
**[00:38] Pega**
Uma Soldier V!
**[00:42] Tachyon**
Excellent. New subjects to experiment on—
**[00:44] Suzuka**
Excuse me!
**[00:45] Suzuka**
Could you hang on a second?
**[00:48] Suzuka**
Uh, two of you have the same color.
**[00:50] Urara**
Well, yeah, but...
**[00:52] Bakushi**
Considering our names,
how could we pick any other color?
**[00:55] Pega**
Good guys never sweat the details!
**[00:58] Suzuka**
Are you kidding me?!
**[00:59] Blue**
I thought you were going to lay into me.
**[01:02] Suzuka**
Well, I definitely could, but...
**[01:04] Suzuka**
Never mind.
**[01:05] Pega**
Whatever the case, Uma Soldier V
will uphold the peace in the city!
**[01:09] Tacyon**
Fascinating.
**[01:10] Manha**
Roar.
**[01:12] Hishi**
Hold it right there, people!
**[01:13] Pega**
Commander Hishiama?!
**[01:15] Hishi**
If you're the good guys, then fight
one-on-one, fair and square!
**[01:15] Sign**
Commander Hishiama
**[01:19] Suzuka**
That defeats the purpose of a team!
**[01:20] Pega**
I follow you! Roger that!
**[01:21] Suzuka**
Seriously?!
**[01:22] Pega**
In that case, go get 'er, Pink!
**[01:25] Pinks**
Roger!
**[01:26] Suzuka**
What happened to one-on-one?!
**[01:27] Manha**
Crackle, crackle, crackle...
**[01:28] Suzuka**
That was way too fast!
**[01:29] Pega**
Now it's actually one-on-one!
**[01:31] Suzuka**
I don't know where to begin with that...
**[01:33] Suzuka**
Blue, help!
**[01:35] Suzuka**
She's asleep?!
**[01:37] Bakushi**
She's a tough one!
**[01:38] Pega**
All right, girls! You know what to do!
**[01:41] Suzuka**
Right...
**[01:41] Pega**
With our carrots combined:
**[01:45] Pega**
Uma Soldier Bazooka!
**[01:48] Tachyon**
Let me explain! The Uma Soldier
Bazooka converts the power of justice
**[01:51] Tachyon**
into an unlimited source
of energy, then fires it,
**[01:53] Tachyon**
making it the Uma Soldier's ultimate weapon!
**[01:55] Suzuka**
Why are *you* doing the explaining?!
**[01:56] Pega**
The energy is at the starting gate!
**[01:58] Pega**
Fire!
**[02:00] Manha**
They got me!
**[02:01] Pega**
How's that?!
**[02:03] Pega**
I pulled the trigger, so that
counts as a one-on-one, right?
**[02:05] Suzuka**
Does it really?
**[02:07] Tachyon**
It's not over yet!
**[02:08] Tachyon**
If she drinks this black tea, Cafe will be
revived and grow to a colossal size!
**[02:12] Suzuka**
Oh, no!
**[02:13] Manha**
I don't like black tea.
**[02:16] Tachyon**
Curse you, Uma Soldier V!
**[02:18] Suzuka**
But why?!
**[02:20] Pega**
And that's the power of justice!
**[02:23] Suzuka**
I can't take this anymore!
**[02:26] Narrator**
* Don't give up, Green!*
* For the sake of peace and quiet!*