E8 - Isn't That Bad Karma?

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[00:20] Akira
    I don't see anything here.
[00:22] Reimi
    Yeah.
[00:29] Group
    Itchy, itchy, itchy!
[00:31] Nadeshiko
    Itchy!
[00:32] Nadeshiko
    Itchy, itchy, itchy!
[00:34] Reimi
    What's going on?!
[00:35] Akira
    7G!
[00:36] Shizuru
    Is making us itchy?!
[00:36] Akira
    Damn you, Higashi-Kurume!
[00:38] Reimi
    This is the worst one yet!
[00:39] Shizuru
    Nadeko-chan, up the speed!
[00:41] Nadeshiko
    I'm so itchy, I can't!
[00:42] Nadeshiko
    Dying! Dying!
[01:09] Akira
    Are we okay this time?
[01:15] Nadeshiko
    Looks like it.
[01:21] Akira
    No! That was beyond my control!
[01:23] Akira
    I'm sorry!
[01:24] Akira
    Sorry for turning a blind eye!
[01:26] Akira
    I really am!
[01:26] Reimi
    Mr. Badger! Mr. Badger!
[01:27] Reimi
    Please rest in peace, Mr. Badger!
[01:31] Nadeshiko
    Dad! Come back, Dad!
[01:33] Nadeshiko
    I should have stopped you two
    from arguing back then!
SIGN    Train to the End of the World
[03:17] Reimi
    Onward, Apogee!
[03:18] Reimi
    Go east!
[03:20] Nadeshiko
    You sure are excited.
SIGN    Episode 8 Isn't That Bad Karma?
[03:21] Reimi
    Well, duh.
[03:22] Reimi
    Remember what that weird
    old guy in Hoya said?
[03:24] Reimi
    NeriAli's up ahead!
[03:26] Akira
    Was he telling the truth?
[03:27] Akira
    Did Oizumi-gakuen really
    turn into NeriAli Land?
[03:30] Reimi
    It's the 7G incident.
[03:32] Reimi
    Anything goes.
[03:33] Nadeshiko
    I guess we have run into a lot
    of far-fetched things so far.
[03:36] Reimi
    Right, right?
SIGN    Darkizumites
    Denizens of Dark Nerima. Kindhearted, gentle, and hate conflict. As a result, they end up
    oppressed by Chaos and his men. Used to be normal humans, but their extreme dependency
    has slowly turned them pig-like. It's said that too much dependency can turn them
    into full-blown pigs, but none of them seem to care. They're really fine with that?
    A great number of them love beef.
[03:37] Reimi
    Everyone in Oizumi-gakuen turned
    into the Darkizumites from NeriAli.
SIGN    Alice
    Mischievous third-year in high school who went through the
    roller coaster that is: No. 2 in the school hierarchy -> Complete recluse ->
    Young leader of Dark Nerima. Searching online for the incident that
    turned her into a recluse still turns up hits, so don't look it up.
    So what if she wet herself once? I'd even say a screw-up like that
    is a must for a character brimming with charisma like Alice!
    What do you think?
[03:41] Reimi
    There's also people who became
    Alice, Iron Monty, Su-chan,
SIGN    Iron Monty
    
    A professional torturer who keeps torture devices from all over the world
    on hand. Has a great deal of pride. Hails from a long line of torturers.
    Takes his work seriously, but sometimes loses himself to torturer's high
    (ecstasy felt by torturers). Goes on about how at the heart of torture is a
    relationship of trust between torturer and torturee. Whatever that means.
    Very sensitive to pain, and makes a huge fuss over minor scrapes.
    Calls in sick to work.
SIGN    Su-chan
    Highly suicidal girl. Keeps a noose around her neck to die at any time
    as part of her personal identity. Goes into a panic and faints when the
    noose is taken off. She says it feels like walking in public naked.
    Averse to hardship and adversity, she always complains with
    "Dying, dying!" When something happens to her, gets angry with
    "Are you trying to kill me?" Sings a weird song when she feels happy.
    Wants to visit Sugamo Prison someday. It's gone, girl.
[03:44] Reimi
    and even Opie, the opium poppy.
SIGN    Opie
    
    An opium poppy come to life. Releases a white fluid when
    under stress or beat to a pulp. This white fluid makes you
    feel really, really good. All your worries melt away
    and it feelsh like nuthin' mattersh. But no need fer worry.
    The magic of genetic engineerin' meansh ya won't get
    addicted. Heheh. Heheheheheh. Whew, feelsh like heaven. Urp.
SIGN    Alice in Nerima Land
    Official Fanbook
[03:46] Reimi
    I'm so jealous of whoever got to be Alice!
[03:49] Akira
    Wait, that means we'll also run
    into Alice's nemesis, Chaos.
SIGN    Chaos
    Norfolk terrier. Boss of Dark Nerima, as you all know.
    Bad to the bone. Loves decay and chaos above all.
    Claims that Japanese wolves went extinct because he
    devoured them all. Rather than using violence to rule,
    he's better at exploiting weaknesses and picking away
    at them. Good at uncovering trauma and feels extreme
    joy when degrading and humiliating others.
    In short, this puppy's one big troublemaker.
[03:52] Nadeshiko
    Not only Chaos, but his
    minions Man-Cow, Rugger Man,
SIGN    Man-Cow
    An abomination that's part cow, part human.
    Fires breast milk in all directions
    and can't stop itself when it gets started.
    Its breast milk is acidic and making contact
    results in a furious itch, as well as mysterious
    rashes. Has four all-season tires in place of legs
    and can traverse any terrain. Fueled by breast milk,
    of course. Extremely scared of weaning.
SIGN    Rugger Man
    
    A rugby player who wanted to be a baseball player, which
    is why he uses baseball phrases like "Hey, batter batter"
    or "nice swing". Has no love of rugby and doesn't care
    if you mix it up with gridiron football. The canoe he rides
    runs on hydropower. Slapping it makes it go faster, but if
    it gets in a bad mood, sometimes it ignores Rugger Man
    and speeds off wherever it likes (mainly down
    Senkawa-dori and Kyuwaseda-dori).
SIGN    Calico Cat
    A rare male calico. The one who brought Alice to Dark Nerima.
    Calls himself a video game enthusiast. Never skips his workouts,
    but aren't those muscles more of a turn-off? As for why he works out,
    bluntly put, "So I can snatch new consoles and games and make a run
    for it." Hates shooters, action games, RPGs, and simulation games.
[03:55] Nadeshiko
    Calico Cat, Jonidan, Guilt Incarnate,
SIGN    Jonidan
    The reincarnation of a jonidan sumo wrestler sacrificed to the gods.
    The patterns on his body are said to be a vestige, but there are rumors
    he drew them on himself. Look up "wicker man" for more details.
    Regrets only making it to the jonidan division in sumo wrestling,
    but there are no records to be found of him at all, so some think
    he's just a chubby guy telling porkies.
SIGN    Guilt Incarnate
    Just like his name says, the personification of all the guilt
    in the world. From that, you'd think he'd be clingy, but he's
    actually very easygoing. Obviously thinks saying sorry will
    fix everything, which can get on your nerves. Sometimes
    attacks by firing a guilt beam from his head. His guilt beam
    is extremely sour. It's said to taste like black vinegar.
SIGN    Quarter Evening Cicada,
    Quarter Brown Cicada, Et Cetera
    Claims to be an elite specimen with all the best traits of cicadas,
    but he's really just a mixed breed. Rare example of a cicada bad
    at playing dead who gets found out instantly. Constantly receives
    stern warnings from the All-Japan Association of Cicadas Playing
    Dead. Despite this, he's always caught off guard and is easily
    tricked by other cicadas playing dead. His hilarious reactions
    are a big hit with the crowd.
[03:57] Nadeshiko
    Quarter Evening Cicada,
    Quarter Brown Cicada, Et Cetera,
SIGN    Walkers
    Shogi pawns. They talk with thick accents that have no rhyme
    or reason to them. Very arrogant despite being weak.
    They side with those stronger than them and lead carefree lives.
[04:00] Nadeshiko
    and the enemy grunts, the Walkers.
[04:03] Nadeshiko
    I can't help but be scared.
[04:04] Akira
    It's okay, Nadeko-chan.
[04:06] Akira
    He said NeriAli World is set after
    the end of the series finale.
SIGN    Episode 25
    
    A Doggone Loser Yowls!
    But Only the Norfolk Terrier
SIGN    Episode 25
    
    A Doggone Loser Yowls!
    But Only the Norfolk Terrier
SIGN    Top 3 Important Items in NeriAli
SIGN    Top 3 Important Items in NeriAli
SIGN    1. Fountain of Captured Pieces
SIGN    2. Russian Washlet
SIGN    3. Scythe
[04:10] Nadeshiko
    Oh, yeah.
[04:11] Nadeshiko
    They defeat Chaos and the other bad guys
    and put them inside a shogi bag.
[04:16] Reimi
    Exactly.
[04:17] Reimi
    I feel sorry for the people
    who became Walkers.
[04:20] Alice
    Su-chan, you're too slow!
[04:21] Alice
    Take that noose off already!
[04:23] Su-chan
    Nuh-uh!
[04:24] Su-chan
    I'll die if I take this off!
[04:25] Su-chan
    It's my identity!
[04:26] Opie
    If Man-Cow and the others catch us,
    we'll be put to death!
[04:29] Opie
    We're dead either way!
[04:32] Alice
    Iron Monty!
[04:33] Iron Monty
    You got it!
[04:36] Iron Monty
    Mon!
[04:38] Su-chan
    Dying, dying, dying!
[04:40] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Does Iron Monty get off on hurting people?
[04:42] (Flashback) Yoka
    He used to be a pro torturer.
[04:44] (Flashback) Yoka
    He takes pride in his torture,
[04:46] (Flashback) Yoka
    but he hates being in pain himself.
[04:50] (Flashback) Shizuru
    And Su-chan's the one who
    always attempts suicide?
[04:53] (Flashback) Yoka
    Yep.
[04:53] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Opie's the one who spews
    freaky juice when hurt,
[04:57] (Flashback) Shizuru
    which makes everyone feel good?
[04:59] (Flashback) Yoka
    Yeah, but it's been genetically
    altered to be harmless to humans.
[05:03] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Oh, who's this guy?
[05:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
    The boss?
[05:05] (Flashback) Yoka
    He's called Chaos.
[05:06] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Because he KOs people with his stomping?
[05:08] (Flashback) Yoka
    I think that's a part of it,
    but it's written differently.
[05:11] (Flashback) Yoka
    The spelling is a little more difficult.
[05:13] Chaos
    Look here.
[05:15] Chaos
    I came up with a real good idea last night.
[05:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
    It looks like Alice doesn't
    have any chance of winning.
[05:22] (Flashback) Yoka
    Don't worry.
[05:23] (Flashback) Yoka
    The world of Dark Oizumi
    may seem topsy-turvy,
[05:26] (Flashback) Yoka
    but it's all actually a shogi board.
[05:28] (Flashback) Yoka
    When all's said and done, they all
    have to obey the rules of shogi.
[05:31] (Flashback) Yoka
    And so, once Alice figures that out,
[05:34] (Flashback) Yoka
    she uses hasami shogi to
    take down Chaos and his men,
[05:37] (Flashback) Yoka
    leaving her free to return to Nerima.
[05:39] (Flashback) Yoka
    But then, you won't believe
    what happens next!
[05:42] (Flashback) Yoka
    Oh, no!
[05:43] (Flashback) Yoka
    I got carried away and started spoiling it!
[05:45] (Flashback) Yoka
    I'm so sorry!
[05:46] (Flashback) Shizuru
    It's fine, really.
[05:47] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I don't mind.
[05:54] Reimi
    Sounds like they're partying!
[06:07] Stall Walker 1
    Welcome, welcome!
[06:08] Stall Walker 1
    A crappy welcome to you!
[06:09] Stall Walker 2
    Everything's cheap, cheap!
[06:10] Stall Walker 2
    Cheap and shoddy!
SIGN    Signature Gutton Candy
SIGN    Signature Gutton Candy
[06:11] Stall Walker 3
    Die right up and have a look!
[06:13] Stall Walker 4
    Only 300 yen apiece!
[06:15] Reimi
    Ugh, why's this place full of Walkers?
[06:17] Akira
    I don't see any Darkizumites.
[06:20] Shizuru
    You're right. But why?
[06:21] Reimi
    The heck?
[06:22] Reimi
    This isn't NeriAli at all!
[06:24] Akira
    You said it.
[06:25] Nadeshiko
    Um, excuse me.
[06:26] Walker 1
    What, human girl?
[06:28] Nadeshiko
    Is there some sort of festival going on?
[06:30] Walker 1
    Why, we're celebrating the victory
    of our mighty leader, Chaos-sama!
[06:34] Reimi
    Huh? Why Chaos?
[06:35] Reimi
    What about Alice?
[06:36] Walker 1
    Alice-pi and her slimy
    weasels are right there!
SIGN    HERE LIES
     ALICE
SIGN    HERE LIES
     IRON MONTY
SIGN    HERE LIES
     OPIE
[06:40] Reimi
    Alice! Iron Monty! Opie!
[06:42] Reimi
    What happened to them?
[06:43] Walker 1
    They're dead!
[06:44] Reimi
    Huh? No way!
[06:45] Akira
    Su-chan's missing.
[06:46] Nadeshiko
    Is this a festival under the pretense
    that Alice and the others died?
[06:49] Walker 1
    Ignorance sure is a scary thing!
[06:51] Walker 1
    Ali-li-lice tried to fight
    back with hasami shogi,
[06:54] Walker 1
    only to have the tables turned
    on her with gunjin shogi!
SIGN    HERE LIES ALICE
[06:56] Walker 1
    That's what we're celebrating tonight!
[06:58] Reimi
    You're lying!
[06:58] Walker 1
    Here's the proof!
[07:00] Walker 1
    See what happens to the
    Darkizumites who defy us!
[07:02] Reimi
    Huh? Where are they?
[07:07] Reimi
    No, no, no!
[07:08] Reimi
    This would never happen in NeriAli!
[07:10] Walker 1
    All right, fine.
[07:12] Walker 1
    The four of you, tell these kids
    how it went down!
[07:15] Jonidan
    Jonidan, silver-general-turned-engineer.
[07:17] Jonidan
    I ensnared that torture-loving freak in a trap
    and subjected him to torture.
[07:21] Quarter
    Knight-turned-cavalry, Quarter the Cicada.
[07:24] Quarter
    I kicked that no-good druggie to death!
[07:27] Guilt Incarnate
    I, Guilt Incarnate, lance-turned-spy,
[07:31] Guilt Incarnate
    launched a sneak attack on the noose girl.
[07:33] Guilt Incarnate
    But she got away from me at the last moment.
[07:35] Guilt Incarnate
    I'm sorry!
[07:35] Calico Cat
    Gold-general-turned-mine reporting in.
[07:38] Calico Cat
    I killed Alice in an explosion!
SIGN    Chaos-sama in
    Chaos Land
[07:41] Reimi
    This isn't NeriAli at all!
[07:42] Calico Cat
    That's right.
[07:43] Calico Cat
    You're in Chaos-sama in Chaos Land now.
[07:45] Calico Cat
    A magical kingdom you can enter
    but never leave.
[07:49] Calico Cat
    Sucks to be you.
[07:50] Reimi
    Huh?
[07:50] Reimi
    What's all this nonsense you made up?
[07:52] Reimi
    Whatever!
[07:53] Reimi
    This place isn't NeriAli at all!
[07:55] Reimi
    Let's head to Ikebukuro already!
[07:57] Quarter
    Death for you!
[07:58] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry, that's a death sentence.
[08:00] Jonidan
    Death to them!
[08:01] Calico Cat
    Death penalty.
[08:06] Chaos
    Huh? Where are you from?
[08:08] Chaos
    You cocky little kids.
[08:09] Akira
    Agano.
[08:10] Chaos
    And where are you going?
[08:12] Reimi
    We told you, Ikebukuro!
[08:13] Chaos
    I can't let you do that.
[08:15] Chaos
    Someone who's a real pain told me
    not to let anyone through.
[08:19] Chaos
    All of you, capture them!
[08:20] Chaos
    No more failures!
[08:22] Chaos
    Like that time with the animal!
[08:24] Akira
    What now?
[08:25] Reimi
    What do you mean, "what now?"
[08:26] Shizuru
    For now, we need to run away!
[08:35] Akira
    I know, the escalator!
[08:37] Shizuru
    What about it?
[08:38] Akira
    You know, in the real NeriAli,
[08:40] Akira
    this is where the entrance to Dark Nerima is.
[08:43] Reimi
    Oh, I get it!
[08:43] Reimi
    You mean, it might let us
    find a place to hide out!
[08:48] Reimi
    Oh, bingo!
[08:50] Reimi
    Just like in the show! I'm impressed.
[08:52] Reimi
    And, and!
[08:53] Reimi
    Beyond here lies a world of oddities!
[08:57] Darkizumiite 1
    Spare us!
[08:58] Darkizumiite 2
    We're nobodies!
[08:59] Darkizumiite 3
    We have nothing here.
[09:00] Reimi
    Where are we?
SIGN    12-Cheese
SIGN    Beef Bowl
SIGN    Medium: 480 yen
    (tax included)
SIGN    Large: 600 yen
    (tax included)
SIGN    Mozzarella Samsø Cheddar Gorgonzola
    
    
    Camembert Coulommiers Chaource Gouda
    
    
    Raclette Valençay Pecorino String Cheese
SIGN    Beef Bowl
    
    Scrambled Egg
    and Beef Bowl
    Beef Plate
    
    Salad
    Raw Egg
SIGN    M 320 yen
    L 400 yen
    M 380 yen
    L 460 yen
    M 260 yen
    L 340 yen
    80 yen
    50 yen
SIGN    WE DON'T
    SERVE
    PORK
    BOWLS
[09:01] Nadeshiko
    What are you doing here?
[09:02] Darkizumiite 3
    We're just hiding,
    so please don't rat us out.
[09:05] Reimi
    Huh, a secret hideout?
[09:07] Akira
    A resistance group! So cool!
[09:09] Darkizumiite 1
    We wouldn't dare.
[09:10] Reimi
    Hey, hey. Why'd all this happen?
[09:12] Reimi
    I thought the Darkizumites were
    living happy lives with Alice.
[09:16] Darkizumiite 3
    We were, but the shogi bag trapping
    the bad guys inside suddenly tore open,
[09:20] Darkizumiite 3
    and out came Chaos and the others.
[09:22] Darkizumiite 5
    Then Chaos took over in no time,
    and now we're here!
[09:24] Darkizumiite 5
    It's been like this for a week!
[09:25] Shizuru
    So this all happened recently?
[09:28] Akira
    Why all of a sudden?
[09:32] Reimi
    What's that?
[09:33] Darkizumiite 5
    Nothing, nothing!
[09:34] Reimi
    How fishy.
[09:39] Su-chan
    Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me!
[09:41] Reimi
    It's Su-chan!
[09:43] Reimi
    I'm so happy!
[09:44] Reimi
    Can you autograph this? Please!
[09:46] Su-chan
    Are you going to kill me?
[09:47] Group
    No, we're not!
[09:49] Nadeshiko
    So the folks of Dark Oizumi
    gave you a place to hide, Su-chan?
[09:53] Su-chan
    Who are you?
[09:54] Nadeshiko
    Just a passing stranger.
[09:55] Reimi
    They're after us, just like you.
[09:58] Shizuru
    Hey, is it true that Alice
    and the rest are dead?
[10:01] Su-chan
    It's more like they disappeared
    instead of died.
[10:03] Akira
    Like in The Human Vapor?
[10:05] Su-chan
    They got ambushed in gunjin shogi
    and went kaboom.
[10:08] Nadeshiko
    "Kaboom"?
[10:09] Su-chan
    Literal explosions.
[10:11] Su-chan
    I managed to run away, but the
    other three ended up as shards.
[10:15] Shizuru
    Shards?
[10:16] Su-chan
    If the shards still exist, we can bring
    Alice and the others back to life.
[10:20] Su-chan
    That's why Chaos sealed the shards away.
[10:22] Shizuru
    Where?
[10:23] Su-chan
    Their graves.
[10:24] Reimi
    I see.
SIGN    HERE LIES
     ALICE
SIGN    HERE LIES
     IRON MONTY
SIGN    HERE LIES
     OPIE
[10:25] Reimi
    You need the special scythe that the
    gravedigger has to open a grave, right?
SIGN    Signature Gutton Candy
SIGN    Signature Gutton Candy
[10:29] Akira
    I saw the gravedigger running a stall.
[10:31] Reimi
    Ah, I remember him.
[10:32] Nadeshiko
    Bring the shards, and...
[10:34] Nadeshiko
    Oh, I know!
[10:35] Su-chan
    Exactly.
[10:36] Su-chan
    Place the shards in the legendary
    Fountain of Captured Pieces,
[10:39] Su-chan
    and it'll bring them back to life.
[10:40] Akira
    Wait a minute.
[10:41] Akira
    Isn't that what they used before
    to bring Man-Cow back?
[10:44] Nadeshiko
    In the book, they said it's pretty risky.
[10:47] Darkizumiite 5
    Risky or not, it's the only option we have!
[10:49] Shizuru
    So you mean we steal the
    gravedigger's scythe by force,
[10:52] Shizuru
    open up the graves by force,
[10:54] Shizuru
    and bring the shards to the Fountain
    of Captured Pieces by force...
[10:57] Reimi
    And hooray, Alice is back!
[10:59] Nadeshiko
    Where was the Fountain
    of Captured Pieces, again?
[11:01] Darkizumiite 3
    In Chaos's holiday home.
[11:03] Nadeshiko
    That sounds impossible.
[11:04] Darkizumiite 1
    Not an issue. Take a look.
[11:06] Darkizumiite 5
    We risked our lives to steal this
    from his holiday home.
[11:08] Darkizumiite 5
    We swapped it out with
    diluted iodine tincture.
[11:11] Darkizumiite 5
    Swimming in that will sting you
    right in the you-know-where.
[11:13] Shizuru
    I don't really get it, but sure!
[11:15] Reimi
    I'm all pumped up!
[11:19] Guard Walker 1
    Who goes there?!
[11:20] Shizuru
    What a rude question, gano!
[11:22] Shizuru
    Walker N501Y accompanied
    by four others, gano!
[11:25] Reimi
    Agano.
[11:25] Akira
    Higashi-Agano.
[11:26] Nadeshiko
    Nishi-Agano.
[11:27] Su-chan
    Musashi-Agano!
[11:29] Guard Walker 1
    Oh, I do apologize.
[11:30] Guard Walker 2
    So, how goes it?
[11:30] Shizuru
    Everything normal, gano.
[11:32] Shizuru
    Nice and chaotic, koma.
[11:34] Reimi
    Bushi bushi.
[11:35] Akira
    Iruma.
[11:35] Nadeshiko
    Kotesashi!
[11:36] Su-chan
    Sugamo Prison.
[11:39] Su-chan
    Sugamo Prison.
[11:40] Su-chan
    Pri-pri-prison.
[11:41] Shizuru
    Hey, mister, what'll it run me?
[11:43] Stall Walker 3
    Didja hit yer head?
[11:44] Stall Walker 3
    It's all free on account of our victory!
[11:46] Stall Walker 3
    A batty beetle knows better!
[11:47] Reimi
    We'll take five freshly made ones, then!
[11:49] Stall Walker 3
    Okay, five it is.
[11:51] Stall Walker 3
    Been squeezing out entrails for thirty years.
[11:53] Stall Walker 3
    So delicious, they're practically to die for.
[11:54] Stall Walker 3
    Actually, just die! Die!
[11:56] Nadeshiko
    Wow! You're an expert at this, mister!
[11:58] Stall Walker 3
    You bet yer sweet bottom!
[11:59] Shizuru
    Make mine even bigger!
[12:00] Reimi
    The next Chaos right here!
[12:01] Akira
    Fujimidai!
[12:03] Group
    Fujimidai!
[12:04] Stall Walker 3
    Okay, let's really get 'er going!
[12:06] Stall Walker 3
    Pile 'er on high!
[12:11] Stall Walker 3
    Why's this gone haywire?
[12:14] Stall Walker 3
    A niño like me working entrails
    for fifty years, slipping up?
[12:17] Stall Walker 3
    Pwha?!
[12:20] Group
    Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:28] Shizuru
    Doing this feels wrong.
[12:28] Group
    Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:30] Su-chan
    Do it like you're beheading them for real.
[12:32] Shizuru
    Here I go!
[12:38] Shizuru
    What's this?
[12:39] Su-chan
    A shard.
[12:40] Shizuru
    Not what I expected.
[12:41] Group
    Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:45] Group
    Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
[12:46] Shizuru
    Okay, let's book it!
[12:50] Reimi
    Yay! It really worked.
[12:51] Su-chan
    I owe you all for this.
[12:52] Su-chan
    Thanks.
[12:57] Stall Walker 3
    Eureekus!
[12:59] Stall Walker 3
    It's the suicidal girl!
[13:00] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry! Prepare yourself!
[13:04] Stall Walker 3
    Ouch!
[13:04] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry!
[13:05] Shizuru
    Su-chan, hurry!
[13:09] Darkizumiite 1
    Oh, Alice!
[13:10] Darkizumiite 2
    Iron Monty!
[13:11] Darkizumiite 3
    Opie...
[13:12] Reimi
    How can you tell?
[13:13] Darkizumiite 2
    From their scent.
[13:19] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry, but what are you doing?!
[13:21] Guilt Incarnate
    Sheesh, I'm fed up with this!
[13:31] Shizuru
    What? What happened?!
[13:32] Su-chan
    Oh, no!
[13:33] Su-chan
    They're dead, dead, dead!
[13:34] Darkizumiite 4
    But why?!
[13:35] Darkizumiite 4
    Did we steal the wrong stuff?!
[13:36] Darkizumiite 5
    There's absolutely no way!
[13:37] Darkizumiite 2
    Did they change the settings on
    the Fountain of Captured Pieces?
[13:40] Darkizumiite 5
    And who exactly did that?!
[13:41] Darkizumiite 2
    Don't ask me!
[13:49] Guilt Incarnate
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[13:51] Reimi
    Wh-What do we do?!
[13:52] Reimi
    There!
[13:53] Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan, you're making it worse!
[14:03] Darkizumiite 1
    Su-chan!
[14:04] Darkizumiite 2
    Su-chan, our last hope, is gone!
[14:06] Darkizumiite 3
    It's all over!
[14:13] Group
    O! H! V!
[14:17] Darkizumiite 2
    We're done for!
[14:17] Darkizumiite 3
    It's no use! It's over!
[14:18] Darkizumiite 5
    They'll kill all of us!
[14:20] Darkizumiite 1
    The end! Fin! Finito!
[14:21] Reimi
    It's too early to give up!
[14:22] Nadeshiko
    Yeah, I'm sure we can make things work...
[14:24] Darkizumiite 4
    Spare us your fake concern!
[14:25] Darkizumiite 5
    It's the end for all of us!
[14:26] Darkizumiite 1
    Alice!
[14:27] Nadeshiko
    That's not true!
[14:33] Nadeshiko
    Snap out of it already!
[14:36] Nadeshiko
    Alice and her friends are gone for good!
[14:39] Nadeshiko
    You can't change what's already happened!
[14:41] Nadeshiko
    It's too late for all these regrets!
[14:44] Nadeshiko
    It's all over!
[14:45] Nadeshiko
    There's no point in thinking over and over
    about what you could have done after the fact.
SIGN    Entrance
    Ceremony
[14:58] Nadeshiko
    So instead, let's think about what
    we can do now—and act on it.
[15:05] Darkizumiite 2
    Alice.
[15:06] Darkizumiite 3
    She's just like Alice.
[15:08] Darkizumiite 5
    The spitting image of her.
[15:10] Darkizumiite 1
    She might be able to bring us
    back to the old, fun times!
[15:13] Darkizumiite 5
    Hey!
[15:14] Darkizumiite 4
    Yeah!
[15:14] Darkizumiite 4
    Voila!
[15:16] Darkizumiite 4
    Alice left these behind.
[15:18] Darkizumiite 4
    Go on!
[15:18] Nadeshiko
    What do you mean, "go on"?
[15:19] Reimi
    Wait, are those the real deal?
[15:21] Reimi
    I wanna try 'em on!
[15:21] Darkizumiite 1
    You're the only one who can save Dark Oizumi!
[15:24] Darkizumiite 2
    We've been waiting for you!
[15:25] Nadeshiko
    No, I'm not!
[15:26] Darkizumiite 2
    Go on, just change.
[15:26] Darkizumiite 3
    I'll cover their eyes!
[15:27] Nadeshiko
    Hey, wait!
[15:28] Nadeshiko
    I get it! I can dress myself!
[15:29] Darkizumiite 5
    Go on!
[15:34] Darkizumiite 2
    She looks just like her!
[15:35] Darkizumiite 1
    A dead ringer!
[15:36] Darkizumiite 4
    A little chubby, but otherwise perfect!
[15:38] Nadeshiko
    Chubby?!
[15:38] Reimi
    I'm so jealous...
[15:40] Group
    P! C! R!
[15:42] Darkizumiite 2
    Looking at them closely...
[15:43] Darkizumiite 5
    There's a resemblance.
[15:44] Darkizumiite 2
    Squint and they look like the real thing.
[15:46] Darkizumiite 1
    Dead ringers.
[15:47] Darkizumiite 1
    Opie and Iron Monty!
[15:49] Shizuru
    Yeah, right!
[15:50] Akira
    I, for one, am flattered.
[15:51] Reimi
    No fair!
[15:52] Reimi
    What about me, then?
[15:53] Darkizumiite 1
    Su-chan, I guess.
[15:54] Reimi
    You guess?!
[15:55] Group
    We're begging you!
[15:56] Darkizumiite 3
    How wonderful!
[15:57] Darkizumiite 5
    Perfection.
[15:58] Shizuru
    Aren't these just cosplay?
[16:00] Akira
    Powers not included, right?
[16:01] Darkizumiite 1
    Rest assured.
[16:02] Darkizumiite 1
    I'm sure that we were normal
    humans like you in the past.
[16:05] Darkizumiite 1
    But now, we're Darkizumites in body
    and mind, overdependency and all.
[16:09] Darkizumiite 2
    So dressing up like that might just
    give you their powers, too!
[16:13] Guilt Incarnate
    I apologize, but prepare yourselves!
[16:16] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry, what is this? Sorry!
[16:18] Walker
    This is pickled ginger juice!
[16:20] Guilt Incarnate
    My eyes sting!
[16:21] Darkizumiite 3
    Now's your chance!
[16:27] Shizuru
    Where are we?
[16:28] Group
    Check! Check! Check!
[16:31] Jonidan
    Seize them! Time for some tough love!
[16:37] Reimi
    Oh, yeah, Nadeko-chan.
[16:38] Reimi
    That thing on your skirt.
[16:40] Reimi
    It turns into a bow!
[16:41] Nadeshiko
    This thing?
[16:41] Akira
    That's right.
[16:42] Akira
    It's a multi-weapon that the Horsehair
    Worm Man made from an umbrella!
[16:45] Nadeshiko
    I don't have any arrows, though.
[16:47] Akira
    We're surrounded by grave markers!
[16:48] Nadeshiko
    What?
[16:49] Nadeshiko
    Isn't that bad karma?
[16:50] Akira
    Karmic retribution stopped being
    a thing after 7G. Probably...
[16:54] Nadeshiko
    You really think so?
[16:56] Nadeshiko
    I don't know who you are, but sorry!
[17:02] Shizuru
    Agano archery's something else.
[17:04] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry, but prepare yourselves!
[17:08] Akira
    Huh?
[17:14] Akira
    A lance, and now a knight?
[17:16] Akira
    That's not gunjin shogi!
[17:18] Chaos
    What are you spineless cowards doing?
[17:19] Chaos
    You're on a battlefield!
[17:21] Chaos
    Bring a little more chaos!
[17:36] Reimi
    That hurts!
[17:43] Akira
    I've figured it out!
[17:44] Nadeshiko
    Figured what out?
[17:45] Akira
    They're all following the rules of shogi!
[17:47] Reimi
    I don't know how to play shogi!
[17:49] Akira
    I'm starting to feel like none
    of this is chaotic at all.
[17:52] Akira
    Shizuru-chan!
[17:53] Akira
    Calico Cat is a shogi gold general!
[17:54] Shizuru
    So what?
[17:55] Akira
    Gold generals can't move
    diagonally backwards!
[17:56] Shizuru
    I see. No wonder!
SIGN    HERE LIES
     CALICO CAT
[18:04] Nadeshiko
    Wow, you're amazing, Akira-chan.
[18:06] Guilt Incarnate
    Sorry, sorry, sorry!
[18:08] Nadeshiko
    Guilt Incarnate was a lance, wasn't he?
[18:12] Guilt
    Sorry!
[18:15] Jonidan
    Tottari, tottari, tottari!
[18:16] Reimi
    Hey, stop, you creep!
[18:18] Akira
    Reimi!
[18:19] Akira
    Jonidan is a silver general,
[18:20] Akira
    so his weak spots are directly
    to his left, right, and back!
SIGN    HERE LIES
    JONIDAN
[18:31] Nadeshiko
    Agano archery target leading
    should handle a jumping knight.
[18:39] Rugger Man
    Nice swing!
[18:40] Rugger Man
    Nice swing! Nice swing!
[18:46] Rugger Man
    No prob, no prob, no prob, no prob!
[18:52] Rugger Man
    Game set.
[18:55] Akira
    Now!
SIGN    HERE LIES
    MAN-COW
[19:09] Akira
    I knew it.
[19:11] Akira
    They may be shogi pieces,
    but they go down like dominoes.
[19:13] Walker
    Run away!
[19:17] Walker
    Anything but that!
[19:19] Walker
    I can't take this!
[19:20] Walker
    Run for it!
[19:22] Chaos
    Hey!
[19:23] Chaos
    Don't leave the king behind and
    run away, you stupid pawns!
[19:28] Akira
    Hey, we know what's going on, Chaos.
[19:30] Akira
    You say chaos this, chaos that,
    but you're not chaotic at all.
[19:33] Nadeshiko
    It looks like you can't
    escape the rules of shogi.
[19:35] Shizuru
    So you're just a lapdog that dreams of chaos.
[19:38] Reimi
    How sad.
[19:39] Chaos
    Shut up!
[19:39] Chaos
    I'm plenty chaotic!
[19:40] Akira
    Besides, a game of shogi
    without any pawns is a lost cause!
[19:43] Nadeshiko
    Give it up already!
[19:44] Darkizumiite
    Kill him! Kill him!
[19:47] Chaos
    Tokiwaman!
[19:47] Chaos
    Add to subscription!
[19:49] Akira
    Grab him!
[19:54] Akira
    That sure is an old-looking design
    that doesn't fit with NeriAli.
[19:58] Chaos
    Look at what you've done!
[19:59] Chaos
    The Witch Queen of Ikebukuro
    will hear about this!
[20:02] Chaos
    Yoka-hime will not tolerate your actions!
[20:05] Shizuru
    Yoka?
[20:06] Shizuru
    By "Yoka-hime," do you mean Yoka?
[20:08] Shizuru
    Nakatomi Yoka?!
[20:10] Chaos
    Yeah! You sure do know a lot
    for a bunch of backwater hicks!
[20:13] Reimi
    Of course we know her! She's our friend!
[20:15] Nadeshiko
    We're going to Ikebukuro to meet her!
[20:17] Chaos
    What?!
[20:18] Chaos
    She'd never give you insolent
    punks the time of day!
[20:20] Chaos
    She's Yoka, the Witch Queen!
[20:22] Chaos
    The fearsome ruler of Ikebukuro,
    not to mention the entire world!
[20:25] Shizuru
    You're lying!
[20:26] Chaos
    You'll all be turned into egg custard!
[20:27] Chaos
    Serves you right!
[20:29] Chaos
    Must report, must report!
[20:32] Nadeshiko
    What does he mean by Witch Queen?
[20:35] Akira
    That said, now we know Yoka-chan is safe.
[20:38] Nadeshiko
    That's true.
[20:39] Reimi
    Chaos must have been bluffing.
[20:42] Group
    Thank you!
[20:44] Darkizumiite 6
    Now Oizumi-gakuen can finally be at peace!
[20:47] Darkizumiite 3
    Please continue to watch over us
    for eternity, Queen Alice-sama.
[20:53] Nadeshiko
    What? No can do.
[20:55] Nadeshiko
    We need to head over to Ikebukuro.
[20:58] Darkizumiite 1
    Who will be our ruler, then?!
[20:59] Reimi
    Take care of it yourselves.
[21:01] Darkizumiite 5
    We have dependency issues, you know!
[21:02] Darkizumiite 5
    What if the Walkers come
    back to settle the score?!
[21:05] Nadeshiko
    Good luck.
[21:05] Nadeshiko
    I'm sure you can handle it.
[21:06] Darkizumiite 5
    How irresponsible!
[21:07] Nadeshiko
    Are we really?
[21:08] Reimi
    Whatever. Just give us back our clothes.
[21:10] Darkizumiite 2
    Hey, wait...
[21:21] Nadeshiko
    You know...
[21:23] Nadeshiko
    The 7G incident has to be the reason that
    the town became NeriAli World, right?
[21:28] Reimi
    Then, out of nowhere,
    Chaos and the Walkers came back
[21:32] Reimi
    and turned it into Bad Guy World.
[21:34] Nadeshiko
    Why did that happen
    after they were fine for so long?
[21:37] Akira
    Someone deliberately tampered
    with the world of NeriAli?
[21:40] Reimi
    But why?
[21:41] Akira
    I'm not sure.
[21:42] Nadeshiko
    They gained gunjin shogi powers
    for a short amount of time,
[21:46] Nadeshiko
    and the settings for the Fountain of
    Captured Pieces got changed, too.
[21:49] Reimi
    All these mysteries worry me,
    but what concerns me the most is still...
[21:55] Akira
    Yeah.
[21:56] Nadeshiko
    Of course.
[22:04] Shizuru
    Yoka...
[22:07] Shizuru
    the Witch Queen?