E4 - Why Are You Hiding Your Butt?

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[00:00] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    Here's the school garden.
[00:02] (Flashback) Reimi
    Nadeko-chan's awesome.
[00:04] (Flashback) Reimi
    She can grow all sorts
    of flowers and veggies.
[00:06] (Flashback) Akira
    She's got a green thumb.
[00:08] (Flashback) Reimi
    What was that? Tom Thumb?
[00:10] (Flashback) Akira
    It's someone who's good at gardening.
[00:13] (Flashback) Reimi
    Tom is?
[00:13] (Flashback) Akira
    No! Your thumb!
[00:14] (Flashback) Reimi
    Huh?
[00:15] (Flashback) Reimi
    You never make any sense, Akira.
[00:18] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Is something there?
[00:20] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Oh, that?
[00:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Nadeko-chan, what's the name of this flower?
[00:24] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    Oh, it's called sweet myrtle.
[00:27] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    You can use it herbally
    or make liquor from it.
[00:29] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    Also, you can eat the berries that grow.
[00:31] (Flashback) Akira
    Huh.
[00:31] Reimi
    I wanna eat some!
[00:33] (Flashback) Yoka
    It looks kind of like a star.
[00:37] (Flashback) Akira
    I see fish.
[00:38] (Flashback) Reimi
    Ah, don't do that, Akira. It's dangerous.
[00:41] (Flashback) Akira
    What?
[00:42] (Flashback) Reimi
    If you look into the eyes of
    your reflection in the river,
[00:44] (Flashback) Reimi
    they say you'll die in three days.
[00:45] (Flashback) Akira
    Eh?!
[00:46] (Flashback) Reimi
    Did you lock eyes just now?
[00:48] (Flashback) Akira
    I did, I think...
[00:50] (Flashback) Akira
    A-Am I going to die?
[00:53] (Flashback) Akira
    You think I'm going to die?
[00:54] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan, that's enough fibbing.
[00:57] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    They say that so you won't
    lean over the bridge and fall.
[01:01] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Yoka-chan, watch out!
[01:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Seriously, watch out! You'll fall!
[01:07] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Staring into your own eyes
    in the river is dangerous.
[01:13] (Flashback) Yoka
    Thanks.
[01:15] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I wanna become a master of Agano jiu-jitsu
[01:18] (Flashback) Shizuru
    and fight an anteater!
[01:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I wanna become really smart!
[01:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I wanna be able to eat
    all sorts of mushrooms!
[01:24] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I totally wanna find some little people!
[01:26] (Flashback) Yoka
    You're amazing, Shizuru-chan.
[01:27] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Huh, really?
[01:28] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Aw, shucks...
[01:30] (Flashback) Yoka
    Hey, Shizuru-chan...
[01:32] (Flashback) Yoka
    Why?
[01:32] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Why what?
[01:34] (Flashback) Yoka
    Why are you so amazing?
[01:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Why am I amazing?
[01:37] (Flashback) Yoka
    Yeah.
[01:37] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Huh, I wonder why.
[01:40] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Cuz I do what I want,
    and I go where I want, maybe?
[01:45] (Flashback) Yoka
    That's amazing.
[01:46] (Flashback) Yoka
    I can't do anything.
[01:48] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Then cheer me on!
[01:50] (Flashback) Yoka
    Huh?
[01:50] (Flashback) Yoka
    Sure, I'll cheer you on.
[01:52] (Flashback) Yoka
    I think I can do that, maybe.
[01:54] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Me too!
[01:55] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I'll be cheering, too.
[01:56] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I'll cheer you on, Yoka.
[01:58] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I'll cheer hard as I can!
[02:00] (Flashback) Yoka
    Me?
[02:00] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Yeah.
[02:03] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Let's promise on that big,
    twinkling promise star.
[02:07] (Flashback) Yoka
    Promise star?
[02:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I just made up that name.
[02:10] (Flashback) Yoka
    I think its name is Sirius.
[02:13] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Let's make that our name, then.
[02:16] (Flashback) Yoka
    Okay.
SIGN    Train to the End of the World
[03:56] Reimi
    How long's it been since
    we left Higashi-Agano?
[03:59] Nadeshiko
    Two or three hours?
[04:00] Reimi
    These stations are so far apart.
[04:03] Nadeshiko
    They used to be so close
    before the 7G incident.
[04:06] Reimi
    Why didn't I take the train more?
[04:09] Nadeshiko
    We all took it for granted.
[04:11] Reimi
    Ikebukuro would have taken
    no time at all back then.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    31 Agano
    30 Higashi-Agano
    29 Musashi-Yokote
    28 Koma
    27 Higashi-Hanno
    26 Hanno
    25 Motokaji
    24 Bushi
    23 Irumashi
    22 Inariyama-koen
    21 Musashi-Fujisawa
    20 Sayamagaoka
    19 Kotesashi
    18 Nishi-Tokorozawa
    17 Tokorozawa
    16 Akitsu
    15 Kiyose
    14 Higashi-Kurume
    13 Hibarigaoka
    12 Hoya
    11 Oizumi-gakuen
    10 Shakujii-koen
    09 Nerima-Takanodai
    08 Fujimidai
    07 Nakamurabashi
    06 Nerima
    05 Sakuradai
    04 Ekoda
    03 Higashi-Nagasaki
    02 Shiinamachi
    01 Ikebukuro
[04:15] Nadeshiko
    It's exactly thirty stops from
    Agano to Ikebukuro Station,
[04:19] Nadeshiko
    which means we have twenty-nine stops left.
[04:21] Reimi
    That's so far! It's gonna be a long trip.
SIGN    Rapid Express/F Liner
SIGN    Rapid Express
    
    Express
    
    Commuter Express
    
    Rapid
    
    Commuter Semi Express
    
    Semi Express
[04:23] Reimi
    I wonder if Yoka-chan's doing okay.
[04:25] Nadeshiko
    I'm sure she is.
[04:26] Reimi
    Think she'll be surprised?
[04:27] Nadeshiko
    Yeah.
[04:28] Nadeshiko
    I'm sure she'll be really
    happy to see all of us.
[04:31] Reimi
    I hope we don't end up as grandmas
    by the time we reach Ikebukuro.
[04:36] Reimi
    Wait, never mind.
[04:37] Reimi
    We'd be animals instead.
[04:38] Nadeshiko
    Animals, huh?
[04:41] Reimi
    Didn't Matsuta-san say your lifespan gets
    cut short if those mushrooms grow on you?
[04:46] Reimi
    That you could die in as little as one year.
[04:49] Nadeshiko
    She did say that.
[04:50] Reimi
    But you're super happy
    while you're alive, right?
[04:53] Nadeshiko
    Yeah...
[04:55] Reimi
    What do you think, Akira?
[04:57] Akira
    About what?
[04:58] Reimi
    I mean, for example...
[04:59] Reimi
    If you got to read super-fun books,
[05:02] Reimi
    would you be okay dying a little sooner
    than everyone else?
[05:04] Akira
    Can't we drop this topic?!
[05:06] Reimi
    It won't be long before
    the folks back there—
[05:08] Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan.
[05:09] Nadeshiko
    It was really scary for Akira-chan.
[05:12] Nadeshiko
    She was so scared,
    but she still saved all of us.
[05:16] Reimi
    Oh, yeah.
[05:17] Reimi
    That's right.
[05:18] Reimi
    Sorry, Akira.
[05:19] Akira
    It's fine.
[05:20] Reimi
    Wait, what's been going on with you
    and Pochi-san this whole time?
[05:25] Reimi
    Pochi-san keeps sniffing your butt.
[05:27] Reimi
    Did you not change your undies?
[05:28] Akira
    Huh?!
[05:28] Nadeshiko
    Hey, Reimi-chan!
[05:31] Reimi
    Ah.
[05:32] Reimi
    Would your underwear, perchance—
[05:33] Nadeshiko
    Not what I meant!
[05:34] Akira
    We did the laundry just now!
[05:36] Akira
    Didn't you see me change?!
[05:38] Reimi
    I didn't.
[05:39] Reimi
    You didn't let anyone see you change.
[05:41] Akira
    I hung mine to dry afterward!
[05:43] Reimi
    Oh, yeah, you did.
[05:44] Akira
    Stupid Reimi.
SIGN    Episode 4 Why Are You Hiding Your Butt?
[05:51] Shizuru
    We've arrived at Musashi-Yokote Station.
[06:00] Reimi
    Um...
[06:01] Nadeshiko
    Doesn't look dangerous, at least.
[06:03] Nadeshiko
    Doesn't look like anything, really.
[06:06] Reimi
    I'm fine as long as it's not so damp.
[06:09] Reimi
    Wait, look. A goat, a goat!
[06:11] Nadeshiko
    Oh, yeah. Musashi-Yokote was famous
    for the goats that lived near the station.
[06:14] Reimi
    Like this one?
[06:15] Akira
    I don't think so.
[06:16] Shizuru
    It stood up!
[06:17] Nadeshiko
    The goats in Musashi-Yokote stand on two legs?
[06:19] Reimi
    Huh, I never knew that.
[06:20] Nadeshiko
    No, that was a question!
[06:23] Reimi
    What's it doing?
[06:24] Shizuru
    Wait, is it coming this way?
[06:26] Akira
    Yes, yes, yes it is!
[06:40] Reimi
    What are those things?!
[06:41] Akira
    They look like Baphomet!
[06:42] Reimi
    You mean those are helmets?!
[06:43] Reimi
    So we can communicate?
[06:44] Reimi
    Hey, stop ramming into us!
[06:48] Reimi
    What on earth is the deal
    with those helmets?!
[06:50] Akira
    Baphomet dates back to the 14th century, when
    King Philip IV targeted the Knights Templar—
[06:55] Nadeshiko
    Pochi-san!
[06:56] Nadeshiko
    It's okay, don't be scared!
[06:57] Akira
    Shizuru-chan!
[06:58] Akira
    Faster, faster!
[06:58] Shizuru
    I'm trying, okay?!
[07:13] Nadeshiko
    What was the deal with those goats?
[07:16] Nadeshiko
    What were they after?
[07:18] Reimi
    No clue.
[07:20] Reimi
    Are there twenty-eight more stations of that?
[07:24] Nadeshiko
    Stop it.
[07:24] Nadeshiko
    Don't say that.
[07:32] Shizuru
    Take turns driving, you mean?
[07:34] Nadeshiko
    Yes.
[07:35] Nadeshiko
    We can't let you be the only one.
[07:37] Reimi
    Oh, yeah.
[07:37] Reimi
    I guess you have been driving
    ever since we left Agano.
[07:41] Shizuru
    It's fine, it's fine.
[07:43] Shizuru
    It was my idea to go to Ikebukuro.
[07:45] Nadeshiko
    That doesn't matter now.
[07:47] Shizuru
    I think it does.
[07:48] Nadeshiko
    No, it doesn't.
[07:49] Reimi
    Yeah, it really doesn't.
[07:51] Reimi
    What do you think, Akira?
[07:52] Akira
    Huh?
[07:53] Reimi
    We should all take turns driving, right?
[07:56] Akira
    Ah, yeah.
[07:57] Reimi
    Yeah!
[07:58] Reimi
    After all...
[08:01] Reimi
    Why?
[08:02] Akira
    Huh?
[08:03] Reimi
    Why do you think that?
[08:04] Akira
    Well, obviously it's dangerous if she gets
    tired and falls asleep at the controls.
[08:08] Akira
    If we take turns driving the train,
    that means more time spent moving,
[08:12] Akira
    which makes it more efficient.
[08:14] Akira
    We'll get to Ikebukuro faster that way.
[08:16] Reimi
    Yeah, yeah.
[08:16] Reimi
    I was thinking the same thing as Akira.
[08:18] Nadeshiko
    See? It's all for the best.
[08:21] Shizuru
    Yeah.
[08:22] Shizuru
    Thanks.
[08:23] Reimi
    You need to get some rest, too.
[08:25] Reimi
    We don't know how long
    it'll be to Ikebukuro.
[08:28] Akira
    I'm glad you're learning.
[08:29] Akira
    You were so sure it'd only be three days.
[08:31] Reimi
    Aren't I amazing?
[08:32] Akira
    But can you really drive this thing?
[08:34] Reimi
    I sure can!
[08:35] Reimi
    You know Densha de Go?
[08:36] Reimi
    I've played games like those before.
[08:38] Nadeshiko
    Then once we finish eating
    and fold the laundry,
[08:40] Nadeshiko
    Shizuru-chan can give us a crash course.
[08:42] Shizuru
    Okay.
[08:43] Reimi
    Let's wrap up dinner real quick.
[08:45] Reimi
    I used to hate bitter melon.
[08:48] Reimi
    But it tastes good nowadays.
[08:50] Reimi
    I'm so mature now.
[08:50] Nadeshiko
    It's even tastier eating it here like this.
[08:53] Shizuru
    Now I know why Neko-nii's crew pays
    good money to buy Agano bitter melon.
[08:58] Shizuru
    It may be bitter, but it's sweet, too.
[09:00] Nadeshiko
    And it has "umami," I think it was.
[09:02] Reimi
    Oh, I know what that is.
[09:03] Reimi
    Umami, umami.
[09:04] Shizuru
    Now, if I don't eat bitter melon at least
    once a day, I don't feel so great.
[09:08] Reimi
    I totally get you.
[09:10] Reimi
    What's up?
[09:11] Akira
    Bathroom.
[09:12] Nadeshiko
    Should I come?
[09:13] Akira
    I'm fine by myself.
[09:15] Shizuru
    Oh, have fun.
[09:16] Reimi
    If it just looked a little cuter,
    it'd be perfect.
[09:25] Reimi
    If those mushrooms grow on you,
    you could die in as little as one year.
[09:30] Akira
    No way! It's fine!
[09:32] Akira
    I'm totally fine!
[09:33] Akira
    This is a boil, not a mushroom!
[09:35] Akira
    I get boils really easily.
[09:38] Akira
    Don't worry. No problem.
[09:39] Akira
    I swear on Tatsuhiko that I'm fine!
[10:20] Shizuru
    Let's get out of here!
[10:21] Shizuru
    Nadeko-chan, accelerate!
[10:22] Nadeshiko
    Ah, okay!
[10:39] Reimi
    Akira, come over here!
[10:41] Reimi
    If you don't wash yourself properly,
    Pochi-san will sniff your butt again.
[10:45] Akira
    Shut up, moron!
[10:46] Akira
    Flunking Reimi!
[11:15] Akira
    Peace. Tranquility.
[11:18] Akira
    I want to stay like this forever.
[11:29] Nadeshiko
    Shizuru-chan, do we stop or keep going?
[11:32] Shizuru
    For now, we won't stop.
[11:34] Shizuru
    Let's keep moving slowly.
[11:36] Reimi
    Shizuru-chan, there are
    a ton of golf balls here.
[11:38] Akira
    You're right. There's so many.
[11:41] Reimi
    Oh, no!
[11:42] Nadeshiko
    What's wrong?
[11:42] Reimi
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[11:43] Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan, you're scaring me.
[11:45] Nadeshiko
    Just tell us.
[11:46] Reimi
    I just had an awful thought.
[11:48] Reimi
    The goat people in Musashi-Yokote Station...
[11:50] Reimi
    The weird root things at Koma Station...
[11:53] Reimi
    The golf balls here...
[11:55] Reimi
    What if the people who lived nearby...
[12:03] Nadeshiko
    Shizuru-chan!
[12:09] Reimi
    It's raining golf ball people!
[12:11] Nadeshiko
    No!
[12:16] Reimi
    Ugh, ew, ew, ew!
[12:18] Reimi
    What's with all these creepy stops?!
[12:20] Reimi
    Shizuru-chan, let's get this over with!
[12:22] Reimi
    That thing you said... Um, what was it?
[12:24] Reimi
    Lunch Pack?
[12:25] Shizuru
    You mean "switchback."
SIGN    Hanno
SIGN    Higashi-Hanno
SIGN    Seibu Ikebukuro Line
SIGN    Seibu Ikebukuro Line
[12:26] Shizuru
    Starting here, the other end will be in front.
[12:28] Shizuru
    Let's move all our belongings back here.
[12:30] Nadeshiko
    Okay.
[12:31] Reimi
    All these stops are so scary!
[12:33] Reimi
    They're just getting worse as we go.
[12:35] Reimi
    I wish we could talk to someone,
    even if they're not human, like in Agano.
[12:38] Akira
    Don't say that.
[12:40] Reimi
    Are you gonna make fun of me again?
[12:42] Akira
    Y'know, being able to talk...
[12:45] Akira
    means being able to lie,
    or say hurtful things,
[12:48] Akira
    or start arguments.
[12:51] Akira
    If it means getting rid
    of a source of conflict,
[12:54] Akira
    I feel like not being able to talk is fine.
[12:57] Akira
    Then you can stay real still.
[13:00] Akira
    In a dark, quiet, and damp...
[13:04] Akira
    Huh, what?
[13:05] Akira
    What are you doing?!
[13:06] Reimi
    Why are you hiding your butt?
[13:07] Akira
    I'm not hiding it!
[13:09] Reimi
    Akira.
[13:11] Reimi
    Let me see!
[13:12] Akira
    No!
[13:13] Reimi
    Show me!
[13:13] Akira
    No way!
[13:16] Reimi
    Meanie!
[13:16] Reimi
    Like I'd give up that easily!
[13:17] Akira
    Stop it!
[13:18] Reimi
    I'm not stopping!
[13:20] Nadeshiko
    Let's have a look.
[13:26] Nadeshiko
    Akira-chan, is this...
[13:28] Akira
    No, no, no!
[13:29] Reimi
    How long have you...
[13:30] Akira
    I'm okay!
[13:31] Akira
    I feel totally fine!
[13:32] Shizuru
    Is something wrong?
[13:33] Nadeshiko
    Akira-chan has mushrooms growing on her!
[13:35] Shizuru
    What?!
[13:35] Nadeshiko
    I've got her, so take the other end!
[13:37] Akira
    No, don't pull them off!
[13:39] Akira
    I've finally achieved tranquility!
[13:41] Reimi
    You dummy!
[13:42] Reimi
    You'll die in one to two years like this!
[13:44] Akira
    That's fine!
[13:45] Akira
    Pessimism is cool, anyway!
[13:46] Akira
    I don't want to live a life plagued
    with fear in this topsy-turvy world!
[13:51] Reimi
    You've always been like this!
[13:53] Reimi
    Cynical, snarky, and always
    laughing at others!
[13:55] Akira
    Cram it!
[13:56] Akira
    Flunking monkey Reimi!
[13:58] Reimi
    You never say anything
    when stuff happens to you
[14:00] Reimi
    and act tough even when things
    take a turn for the worse!
[14:02] Akira
    Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom!
[14:03] Reimi
    Even though you're a scaredy-cat
    and a big crybaby!
[14:17] Reimi
    What was that?
[14:20] Reimi
    Akira!
[14:21] Reimi
    Akira!
[14:22] Reimi
    Hey, Akira!
[14:23] Nadeshiko
    Are you okay, Akira-chan?
[14:24] Shizuru
    Akira!
[14:27] Akira
    Reimi-chan, Shizuru-chan, and Nadeko-chan.
[14:31] Akira
    You're all so weird.
[14:32] Akira
    Akira's doing good as always.
[14:35] Akira
    Hunky-dory!
[14:38] Reimi
    Akira?
[14:39] Akira
    That's me!
[14:40] Nadeshiko
    Something's off about her.
[14:42] Akira
    What do you mean, Nadeko-chan?
[14:44] Akira
    Akira's not off at all!
[14:46] Akira
    Hmph!
[14:47] Reimi
    Why?!
[14:48] Akira
    Hmph, hmph! Hm-hm-hmph!
[14:48] Reimi
    We turned back to normal, right?!
[14:50] Akira
    Hey, Reimi-chan!
[14:52] Akira
    Don't yell so loud!
[14:54] Akira
    Bad girl!
[14:54] Nadeshiko
    Maybe the mushrooms already grew too much?
[14:58] Nadeshiko
    They were really long.
[14:59] Reimi
    What?
[15:00] Reimi
    You mean we pulled out something
    we shouldn't have as well?
[15:03] Shizuru
    Let's sit her up for now.
[15:04] Reimi
    C'mon, Akira.
[15:05] Akira
    'Kay.
[15:08] Akira
    Up I go.
[15:10] Akira
    Huh?
[15:11] Akira
    Oopsie.
[15:12] Akira
    I can't move how I want.
[15:16] Akira
    Why is that?
[15:18] Reimi
    Is this... my fault?
[15:22] Akira
    Doesn't that feel good?
[15:24] Akira
    Who's a cute wittle dog?
[15:25] Reimi
    Her soul. We pulled out her soul.
[15:26] Akira
    Your face is so flabby.
[15:28] Reimi
    That irritating hipster soul of hers!
[15:31] Shizuru
    No good.
[15:32] Shizuru
    I don't see a hospital on here.
[15:33] Shizuru
    That swan hermit's map—
    I mean, scrawl—is useless!
[15:37] Reimi
    Let's go back to Agano!
[15:38] Reimi
    The water might have receded by now.
[15:39] Nadeshiko
    No one back home can treat her.
[15:41] Nadeshiko
    Not to mention, the tracks are all bent.
[15:43] Reimi
    Hey, what do we do if Akira ends up dying?
[15:46] Reimi
    I really don't want that to happen!
[15:48] Shizuru
    Calm down. It'll be fine.
[15:50] Nadeshiko
    Yeah.
[15:50] Nadeshiko
    I'm sure we'll be able to fix her, Reimi-chan.
[15:52] Nadeshiko
    Okay?
[15:53] Reimi
    But I was the one who...
[15:57] Akira
    Starting today, I'm going
    to call you Anthony!
[16:03] Reimi
    Please, Zenjiro-san, help us somehow!
[16:06] Reimi
    I'll stop calling you a stupid old fart,
    no matter what you do from now on!
[16:09] Zenjiro
    What?!
[16:10] Zenjiro
    That sounds like it's
    affected her brain directly!
[16:13] Zenjiro
    I've got this!
[16:14] Zenjiro
    If you're in Hanno...
[16:15] Shizuru
    "I know a good doctor with a foul mouth."
[16:19] Shizuru
    "Used to be colleagues."
[16:22] Shizuru
    "In grade school,
    pooped pants and blamed me."
[16:27] Shizuru
    "Cheated on test, recorder saliva incident,
    blamed me for everything."
[16:33] Shizuru
    "Now in Inariyama Parchoo-choo choo-choo..."
[16:39] Reimi
    Stupid old fart!
[16:40] Nadeshiko
    Inariyama...
[16:42] Nadeshiko
    Does he mean Inariyama Park?
[16:44] Shizuru
    Yeah, I think so.
[16:46] Reimi
    Ah, the poop that tastes like curry!
[16:47] Nadeshiko
    We've had enough poop talk for one day!
[16:49] Reimi
    No, no.
[16:50] Reimi
    Akira mentioned it back then!
[16:52] Reimi
    Kazuyo-san said there's a good doctor
    in Inariyama Park.
[16:56] Shizuru
    Really?!
[16:56] Shizuru
    Kazuyo-san, the capybara?
[16:58] Reimi
    Yeah.
[16:58] Reimi
    But they don't know who it is
    or if they're human.
[17:01] Nadeshiko
    We don't even know what
    Inariyama Park looks like nowadays.
[17:05] Shizuru
    Don't panic.
[17:07] Shizuru
    Calm down.
[17:10] Shizuru
    We'll head there, steadily but quickly.
[17:24] Nadeshiko
    Shizuru-chan.
[17:26] Reimi
    How's it look, Shizuru-chan?
[17:28] Shizuru
    Well, I didn't see anyone!
[17:32] Shizuru
    But you can use the bathrooms here.
[17:34] Shizuru
    They have running water.
[17:36] Reimi
    I might go as well, then.
[17:38] Nadeshiko
    Me too.
[17:39] Nadeshiko
    Shizuru-chan.
[17:40] Shizuru
    Yeah, okay.
[17:41] Shizuru
    I'll look after Akira.
[17:42] Nadeshiko
    Thanks.
[17:43] Reimi
    Finally, someone who can talk!
[17:45] Jizo
    Well, duh!
[17:46] Jizo
    I'm a jizo, dang it!
[17:47] Reimi
    What's Inariyama Park like?
[17:49] Reimi
    Is there a human doctor there?
[17:50] Jizo
    Don't ask me!
[17:52] Jizo
    We can't move, you know.
[17:54] Jizo
    That said, it's real nice not having
    to move once you get used to it.
[17:57] Jizo
    Ticks me off that I can't eat
    these offerings, though.
[18:00] Jizo
    Inariyama-koen Station is
    two stops from here, right?
[18:03] Jizo
    That's all I know.
[18:04] Jizo
    Dunno about any doctors.
[18:06] Jizo
    Sorry.
SIGN    Irumashi
[18:23] Akira
    Innards. Innards.
[18:27] Akira
    Innards.
[18:40] Reimi
    Okay, Nadeko-chan.
[18:42] Reimi
    Take care of Akira.
[18:43] Nadeshiko
    Sure.
[18:43] Nadeshiko
    Shizuru-chan, take care of Reimi-chan.
[18:45] Shizuru
    Yeah, okay.
[18:46] Reimi
    Why do I need taking care of?
[18:48] Shizuru
    You sometimes lose sight of the big picture.
[18:51] Reimi
    Huh? Who, me?
[18:53] Reimi
    Don't know what you mean.
[19:02] Reimi
    Hey, there's nothing here!
[19:03] Shizuru
    For real.
[19:05] Shizuru
    Not a soul in sight, doctor or otherwise.
[19:09] Reimi
    Something's ringing.
[19:12] Shizuru
    That way!
[19:13] Reimi
    Hmm, I see something.
[19:15] Reimi
    Looks like a wall.
[19:16] Shizuru
    No way... I don't see anything.
[19:18] Shizuru
    You really do have a vision of 25.
[19:21] Reimi
    No, it's only 2.5.
[19:25] Reimi
    It stopped.
[19:25] Shizuru
    Let's check it out.
[19:27] Reimi
    Shizuru-chan! Look, a town!
[19:30] Reimi
    Looks empty, though.
[19:32] Shizuru
    There was that weird ringing just now, though.
[19:34] Reimi
    Yeah, I heard it.
[19:35] Reimi
    A person must have set it off.
[19:37] Shizuru
    Let's circle around and scope things—
[19:39] Reimi
    No, we don't have much time.
[19:41] Reimi
    We need to find a doctor quick
    and have them look at Akira.
[19:49] Shizuru
    So close!
[19:50] Reimi
    More like small!
[19:52] Reimi
    What is this? Are we Gulliver?
[19:53] Reimi
    This is kind of cute.
[19:55] Reimi
    It's like we're at whatsit World Square.
[19:57] Shizuru
    I think everything was smaller there.
[20:00] Reimi
    I guess there really is no one here.
[20:02] Shizuru
    Looks like it.
[20:07] Shizuru
    A plane?!
[20:08] Reimi
    Wow, haven't seen that in a while!
[20:18] Group
    Ow, ow, ow!
[20:19] Group
    What? What?
[20:20] Reimi
    That hurts!
[20:21] Shizuru
    Actually, it's more itchy than painful!
[20:23] Reimi
    Oh, you're right.
[20:24] Reimi
    Man, I'm itchy!
[20:25] Group
    Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[20:28] Shizuru
    Over here!
[20:32] Shizuru
    No way...
[20:34] Reimi
    Toy soldiers!
[20:39] Group
    Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[20:44] Shizuru
    What?!
[20:45] Shizuru
    How many are there?!
[20:46] Reimi
    Hey, we're not here to...
[20:50] Group
    Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
[21:01] Reimi
    A-Akira...
[21:07] (Flashback) Reimi
    Akira!
[21:09] (Flashback) Reimi
    Akira, wait!
[21:13] (Flashback) Reimi
    I finally caught up!
[21:16] (Flashback) Akira
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Iron Monty's
    Splendid Wednesday
[21:16] (Flashback) Reimi
    I have no idea how to study
    for tomorrow's Japanese test!
[21:20] (Flashback) Reimi
    Tell me how I can get a good score!
[21:22] (Flashback) Akira
    If I did that, you'd stop
    being Flunking Reimi.
[21:25] (Flashback) Reimi
    I'm fine with that!
[21:27] (Flashback) Reimi
    I want to stop!
[21:29] (Flashback) Akira
    Tear out the parts you want to memorize
    from a textbook or dictionary, put them
[21:33] (Flashback) Akira
    between two Togo rice crackers, and eat it.
[21:35] (Flashback) Reimi
    Wow! You're so smart, Akira!
[21:46] (Flashback) Reimi
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[21:55] Reimi
    Ow...
[22:01] Reimi
    Eh?
[22:03] Reimi
    What the hell?!