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E9 - More Boring Than I Thought

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[00:05] Pochi
    Good morning.
[00:10] Yoka
    Morning...
[00:13] Pochi
    It's a lovely day outside.
[00:16] Yoka
    It sure is.
[00:18] Yoka
    Pochi, what's my schedule for today?
[00:21] Pochi
    You're free to do as you want until noon.
[00:24] Pochi
    Pontaro-san will be joining you for lunch.
[00:27] Yoka
    Pontaro...
[00:29] Yoka
    Okay, got it.
[00:31] Yoka
    No one else is coming over?
[00:33] Pochi
    Correct.
[00:34] Pochi
    No one will come here, so rest assured.
[00:36] Yoka
    I see.
[00:38] Yoka
    Let's have breakfast.
[00:39] Yoka
    I need to leave for school at 8:30.
[00:42] Pochi
    Understood.
[00:43] Pochi
    Please change into these first, then.
[00:47] Yoka
    Did I do my homework?
[00:49] Pochi
    You did.
[00:50] Yoka
    Really?
[00:51] Yoka
    Thanks, Pochi.
[00:53] Pochi
    You're welcome.
[00:56] Yoka
    Time to eat.
[00:58] Pochi
    Go on.
SIGN    Study Hall
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[02:55] Pontaro
    Oh, Yoka-hime!
[02:57] Pontaro
    I see you're looking healthier,
    cooler, and sexier than ever.
[03:01] Yoka
    Hello.
[03:02] Pontaro
    To think you'd greet a humble
    servant such as myself!
[03:05] Pontaro
    I, Poison Pontaro, am overcome with joy.
[03:07] Pontaro
    Which is to say, I'm honored beyond words!
[03:10] Yoka
    What's for lunch?
[03:12] Pochi
    Ten-times-spicy curry with
    an Agano bitter melon salad in vinegar.
[03:17] Yoka
    Agano...
[03:19] Pontaro
    This rural menu might not be
    to Yoka-hime's taste!
[03:22] Pontaro
    In other words, make her something different!
[03:25] Pontaro
    Pronto!
[03:26] Yoka
    Bitter melon's fine.
[03:27] Yoka
    But why bitter melon?
[03:29] Pochi
    We got some in stock through Hoya.
[03:31] Pochi
    It seems it was brought in via caravan.
[03:33] Yoka
    Huh...
[03:39] Yoka
    Agano...
[03:40] Pontaro
    Well, well, well!
[03:42] Pontaro
    Pochi-kun, thanks for all your hard work!
[03:44] Pontaro
    "Pochi-kun" begins with a "Po,"
    just like the humble "Pontaro."
[03:46] Pontaro
    As fellow "Po"s, we should both serve
    the princess with the utmost loyalty!
[03:50] Pochi
    That is what I strive to do.
[03:52] Pontaro
    Sheesh, Pochicchi, you only
    ever think about the princess!
[03:56] Pontaro
    How cute!
[03:58] Pochi
    You want to eat, too?
[03:59] Pontaro
    Yes, of course.
[04:00] Pontaro
    Yes, yes!
[04:02] Pontaro
    Time to dig in!
[04:06] Yoka
    Um...
[04:07] Yoka
    Gontaro-san?
[04:09] Pontaro
    It's Pontaro, but yes?
[04:11] Yoka
    Tontaro-san, who are you again?
[04:13] Pontaro
    Excuse me?
[04:14] Yoka
    You come over to hang out a lot.
[04:16] Yoka
    I was wondering why, exactly.
[04:17] Pontaro
    Oh, come now!
[04:19] Pontaro
    Surely you jest, Princess!
[04:21] Pontaro
    To think you'd forget your loyal subject.
[04:23] Pontaro
    I'm Poison Pontaro, the mayor.
[04:26] Pontaro
    Please do try and remember!
[04:27] Yoka
    You're going on about
    princesses and subjects,
[04:30] Yoka
    but I don't really get what you mean.
[04:31] Yoka
    I'm no—
[04:32] Pontaro
    What are you saying?!
[04:34] Pontaro
    Have you forgotten?
[04:35] Pontaro
    The day you came to Ikebukuro,
[04:37] Pontaro
    which is to say, the day Ikebukuro
    welcomed you as our princess—
[04:40] Yoka
    When I came to Ikebukuro...
[04:43] Pontaro
    —the one who greeted you was none
    other than myself, Pontaro!
[04:46] Pontaro
    You don't remember?
[04:47] Pontaro
    How tragic!
[04:48] Pontaro
    If I may put it in more
    specialized terminology,
[04:52] Pontaro
    it truly is so sad!
[05:00] (Flashback) Man 1
    That girl did?
[05:01] (Flashback) Pontaro
    There's no mistaking it.
[05:02] (Flashback) Pontaro
    She became the trigger, all right.
[05:04] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Her personal effects suggest
    her name is Nakatomi Yoka.
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[05:06] (Flashback) Pontaro
    A high school girl living in Agano.
[05:08] (Flashback) Man 2
    Seeing how it turned out, we'd have been
    better off heeding those warnings.
[05:12] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Hey, now.
[05:12] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Let's stick to the story that
    everything went as planned.
[05:15] (Flashback) Pontaro
    No matter what, it's too late
    to say that 7G was a failure.
[05:18] (Flashback) Man 1
    How do we change it all back?
[05:19] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[05:21] (Flashback) Pontaro
    No way we're taking the blame.
[05:22] (Flashback) Pontaro
    We'll play dumb and keep things as they are.
[05:24] (Flashback) Pontaro
    No one knows what went on here.
[05:25] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Well, one person does,
    but his brain's mush now.
[05:27] (Flashback) Pontaro
    All we need to do now
    is handle things with her.
[05:29] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Listen up.
[05:30] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Don't ever let her out of your sight.
[05:32] (Flashback) Pochi
    Understood.
[05:33] (Flashback) Pontaro
    Slip up in any way, and no more chow for you!
[05:36] (Flashback) Pochi
    Good morning.
[05:38] (Flashback) Yoka
    Morning.
[05:40] (Flashback) Yoka
    Huh?
[05:41] (Flashback) Yoka
    What was I doing, again?
[05:44] (Flashback) Yoka
    Everything's a blur.
[05:48] (Flashback) Pochi
    I think it's about time we got up.
[05:50] (Flashback) Yoka
    Why?
[05:51] (Flashback) Pochi
    We need to go for a walk.
[05:54] (Flashback) Pochi
    I was told that it's important to poop.
[05:57] (Flashback) Pochi
    Hurry and wake up.
[06:00] (Flashback) Pochi
    Let's go for a walk.
[06:04] (Flashback) Yoka
    You remind me of Pochi-san.
[06:05] (Flashback) Pochi
    "Pochi"?
[06:06] (Flashback) Yoka
    My big dog who loves walks
    and is always by my side.
[06:11] (Flashback) Yoka
    Not to mention how strong and kind he is.
[06:13] (Flashback) Pochi
    Is that so?
[06:15] (Flashback) Pochi
    Then please, call me Pochi.
[06:18] (Flashback) Pochi
    I'll always be at your side.
[06:20] (Flashback) Pochi
    I've taken on a large body now.
[06:22] (Flashback) Pochi
    It's most likely strong.
[06:24] (Flashback) Pochi
    I may not be able to reach
    the heights I once did,
[06:28] (Flashback) Pochi
    but that shouldn't pose much of a problem.
[06:31] (Flashback) Yoka
    But you're...
[06:32] (Flashback) Pochi
    I'm Pochi.
[06:33] (Flashback) Pochi
    Let's go for a walk.
[06:37] (Flashback) Yoka
    So this is Ikebukuro?
[06:38] (Flashback) Pochi
    It appears so.
[06:40] (Flashback) Yoka
    Really?
[06:42] (Flashback) Yoka
    It's different from what I was expecting.
[06:45] (Flashback) Pochi
    Apparently it's like this now.
[06:47] (Flashback) Yoka
    I'm not sure whether it's more amazing
    or more boring than I thought.
[06:51] (Flashback) Pochi
    It might become a more
    bustling place in the future.
[06:55] (Flashback) Yoka
    More bustling?
[06:55] (Flashback) Pochi
    Yes.
[06:56] (Flashback) Pochi
    After all, you're here
    in Ikebukuro, Yoka-sama.
[07:04] (Flashback) Yoka
    That seems unrelated.
[07:06] (Flashback) Pochi
    I hear otherwise.
[07:07] (Flashback) Pochi
    The current Ikebukuro is deeply
    related to you, Yoka-sama.
[07:11] (Flashback) Yoka
    You have a point.
[07:12] (Flashback) Yoka
    It'd be better if it were
    bustling instead of desolate.
[07:15] (Flashback) Pochi
    That's right.
[07:16] (Flashback) Yoka
    While we're at it, taller and bigger, too.
[07:22] (Flashback) Yoka
    With a less distant, more beautiful sky.
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoka
    The city sure is nice.
[07:29] (Flashback) Yoka
    You feel better when everything's so lively.
[07:31] (Flashback) Pochi
    Do you feel bad when it's quiet?
[07:35] (Flashback) Yoka
    When it's quiet...
[07:37] (Flashback) Yoka
    When something happens, and it's quiet...
[07:39] (Flashback) Yoka
    I don't know if I feel bad, exactly.
[07:41] (Flashback) Yoka
    I'm fine with it being quiet, but...
[07:42] (Flashback) Yoka
    Um, let me think...
[07:50] (Flashback) Yoka
    Anyway, the city's nice, too.
[07:52] (Flashback) Pochi
    Yes, I agree.
[07:54] Pontaro
    The other day, I made my men go search
    the Shibuya, Shinjuku, and Ueno areas,
[07:59] Pontaro
    but they were nowhere to be found.
[08:00] Yoka
    Huh, that's rough.
[08:02] Pontaro
    However, thanks to your authority,
[08:05] Pontaro
    Ikebukuro is in great shape,
    with everything going smoothly!
[08:07] Yoka
    Dark matter.
[08:08] Pontaro
    What?
[08:09] Yoka
    Did they ever find any?
[08:11] Pontaro
    Eh...
[08:12] Yoka
    Pochi?
[08:12] Pochi
    It's neutrinos that they say
    have been detected.
[08:16] Yoka
    I thought those weren't dark matter.
[08:19] Yoka
    Who was it that discovered them?
[08:20] Yoka
    Oh, that's right.
[08:22] Yoka
    The one who likes video games.
[08:23] Pontaro
    "Games"?
[08:24] Yoka
    Video games.
[08:28] Pontaro
    Games aside...
[08:29] Pontaro
    Princess!
[08:30] Pontaro
    There are intruders in Ikebukuro
    who bear a grudge against you!
[08:33] Yoka
    Bear a grudge?
[08:34] Pontaro
    That's right!
[08:35] Pontaro
    They harp on about how the world's
    gone weird and crazy or whatnot!
[08:40] Grudge Holder
    There you are, foul witch!
[08:41] Grudge Holder
    Bring back the world that disappeared!
[08:43] Yoka
    Bring it back?
[08:45] Yoka
    I don't really understand.
[08:46] Grudge Holder
    You've gone and erased everything!
[08:48] Yoka
    Me? I erased it?
[08:50] Yoka
    Why?
[08:50] Grudge Holder
    Don't play dumb!
[08:51] Grudge Holder
    Thanks to you and that
    7G incident you brought about,
[08:54] Grudge Holder
    the world's gotten all messed up!
[08:56] Yoka
    Do you hate this world?
[08:59] Grudge Holder
    It's not a matter of love or hate!
[09:00] Yoka
    But you think it's messed up, right?
[09:03] Pontaro
    What utter disrespect!
[09:05] Pontaro
    You dare go against the
    authority of the princess?
[09:07] Grudge Holder
    Shut up!
[09:08] Grudge Holder
    Why must the other train lines
    be sacrificed?!
[09:13] Yoka
    You're wrong.
[09:14] Yoka
    Nothing's been sacrificed.
[09:16] Yoka
    It's always been this way.
[09:17] Yoka
    And it always will be, too.
[09:19] Grudge Holder
    To hell with this way!
[09:21] Grudge Holder
    Bring back the old world!
[09:23] Yoka
    I know nothing about the world you mean.
[09:25] Pontaro
    That's right!
[09:26] Pontaro
    It doesn't exist! It can't!
[09:27] Grudge Holder
    I know about your powers!
[09:30] Grudge Holder
    Witch of Ikebukuro!
[09:31] Grudge Holder
    The Ikebukuro you've created
    is nothing but a sham!
[09:34] Yoka
    Liar...
[09:35] Pontaro
    That's right!
[09:36] Pontaro
    These people are simply delusional!
[09:38] Pontaro
    This old world of theirs never existed!
[09:41] Pontaro
    And even if it did, to blame
    the princess of all people...
[09:44] Pontaro
    Oh! Oh, my!
[09:46] Pontaro
    This reeks of a conspiracy!
[09:48] Pontaro
    Unforgivable!
[09:56] Pontaro
    Serves you right, you no-good egg custard!
[09:59] Pontaro
    This is what you get for defying the princess!
[10:01] Pontaro
    Which is to say,
    die while you're steaming hot!
[10:02] Pontaro
    Hot, hot!
[10:03] Pontaro
    You sure are damn hot!
[10:04] Pontaro
    Aw, man. I ate another one.
[10:06] Pochi
    Let us go back.
[10:07] Pochi
    It's quite windy here.
[10:11] Yoka
    Why did that man hate this world?
[10:14] Pochi
    I couldn't say.
[10:15] Yoka
    It's fun, right?
[10:16] Pochi
    If you think it's fun,
    then I, too, find it fun.
[10:21] Yoka
    Is it really fun?
[10:23] Yoka
    What does it mean to be fun?
[10:26] Pontaro
    Pochi, can I have a word with you?
[10:29] Yoka
    I don't like that Montaro or whoever.
[10:32] Pochi
    I'll be right back.
[10:34] Pontaro
    Don't you forget who you're in debt to.
[10:38] Pontaro
    You nameless, blockheaded dumbbell.
[10:40] Pontaro
    Without me, you'd just be
    a member of the loser club.
[10:44] Pochi
    Is that all you had to say to me?
[10:45] Pontaro
    Do your job!
[10:47] Pontaro
    She gets weirdly emotionally unstable lately!
[10:50] Pontaro
    If you notice anything out of the ordinary,
    let me know right away!
[10:54] Pochi
    I understand.
[10:55] Pontaro
    Do you really?!
[10:57] Pontaro
    If you do anything to betray me,
[10:59] Pontaro
    you'll wish you got turned into egg custard!
[11:06] Reimi
    This doesn't feel like the
    Ikebukuro line at all.
[11:09] Akira
    You're only saying this now?
[11:11] Reimi
    I bet Mom and Dad would be real
    surprised if they could see all this.
[11:15] Akira
    You think?
[11:16] Akira
    They might just go, "Huh..."
[11:18] Nadeshiko
    Reimi, your dad's a naked mole-rat,
    and your mom's a tree-kangaroo, right?
[11:24] Reimi
    Yeah. And Grandpa's a trilobite.
[11:25] Akira
    Oh, shoot!
[11:27] Akira
    I forgot to return my books to the library.
[11:29] Nadeshiko
    You'll get a fine.
[11:30] Reimi
    I bet they're just more weird books.
[11:32] Reimi
    It's all right. No one's borrowing those.
[11:33] Nadeshiko
    No, it's not, Reimi-chan!
[11:35] Nadeshiko
    That's not the issue.
[11:36] Shizuru
    This is bad...
[11:38] Nadeshiko
    See, Shizuru-chan agrees.
[11:39] Shizuru
    I feel like I left my lunch box
    behind half-eaten.
[11:42] Group
    What?!
[11:43] Shizuru
    I think on top of my bed, or inside...
[11:46] Reimi
    Ugh!
[11:47] Nadeshiko
    What do you mean, "inside"?
[11:49] Shizuru
    Well, I just...
[11:51] Akira
    I'm sure your mom took care of it!
[11:53] Reimi
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:54] Reimi
    Don't red pandas wash
    their hands before eating?
[11:56] Nadeshiko
    You're thinking of raccoons.
[11:58] Reimi
    Huh?
[11:59] Reimi
    So red pandas don't wash themselves?
[12:00] Shizuru
    She always washes the dishes
    after cooking and stuff.
[12:03] Reimi
    Then it's fine.
[12:05] Akira
    What's with that optimism?
[12:06] Nadeshiko
    You think that's overly positive?
[12:07] Reimi
    Akira, didn't you say
    her mom would handle it?
[12:10] Akira
    I mean, yeah...
[12:10] Shizuru
    Someone'll take care of it...
[12:14] Shizuru
    Thanks for coming along with me!
[12:16] Akira
    What's this, out of the blue?
[12:18] Reimi
    Don't scare me like that!
[12:19] Shizuru
    Oh, just felt like it.
[12:21] Nadeshiko
    We didn't just tag along.
[12:23] Nadeshiko
    We came because we wanted to.
[12:25] Reimi
    Yeah, it's been pretty fun.
[12:27] Akira
    Once we get back,
[12:28] Akira
    I'll need to write a travelogue before
    I turn 21 years and three months old.
[12:31] Reimi
    Oh, I'll totally read it!
[12:33] Reimi
    Wait, I'll be in it, right?
[12:34] Akira
    I guess you'll have to be.
[12:36] Reimi
    Make me real awesome in it!
[12:37] Reimi
    The strong, beautiful, and smart Reimi-chan!
[12:40] Akira
    Nuh-uh.
[12:40] Akira
    I need to put down the truth.
[12:42] Reimi
    What do you mean? It's all true!
[12:44] Akira
    Well, we don't know if we'll
    even make it back to Agano.
[12:48] Reimi
    You mean we might end up
    staying in Ikebukuro?
[12:50] Reimi
    Nah, probably not.
[12:51] Akira
    No way!
[12:53] Akira
    Well, I guess it's possible.
[12:55] Nadeshiko
    What?
[12:56] Nadeshiko
    We need to go back with Yoka-chan!
[12:58] Nadeshiko
    Everyone's waiting back home.
[12:59] Reimi
    That's true.
[13:01] Akira
    Are they really?
[13:02] Shizuru
    Huh?
[13:08] Nadeshiko
    What's that?
[13:13] Akira
    The hermit! In the swan boat!
[13:15] Nadeshiko
    The old man who gave us the map?
[13:16] Reimi
    That shady guy!
[13:17] Shizuru
    Hey, look!
[13:19] Reimi
    Isn't he in trouble?
[13:20] Nadeshiko
    Do we leave him be?
[13:21] Shizuru
    No way, no way!
[13:27] Nadeshiko
    We need something to...
[13:29] Nadeshiko
    Out of the way, you two!
[13:30] Reimi
    What?
[13:30] Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan, bring the rope!
[13:32] Reimi
    Huh? Okay!
[13:33] Akira
    What now, Nadeko-chan?
[13:34] Nadeshiko
    Stop the train, Shizuru-chan!
[13:36] Shizuru
    Okay!
[13:44] Swan Hermit
    Help me!
[13:46] Nadeshiko
    Land!
[13:53] Swan Hermit
    Good golly, I thought I was dead.
[13:56] Shizuru
    Weren't you going up the Ikebukuro line?
[13:59] Shizuru
    Why'd you come from Ikebukuro?
[14:00] Swan Hermit
    No, I had passed Agano,
[14:03] Swan Hermit
    and was heading deeper and deeper west
    in hopes of reaching Nishi-Agano.
[14:07] Akira
    Huh?
[14:08] Akira
    But you came from Ikebukuro's direction.
[14:10] Nadeshiko
    Did you make a wide turn somewhere?
[14:12] Swan Hermit
    There's absolutely...
[14:14] Swan Hermit
    a possibility that happened.
[14:15] Shizuru
    What the heck?
[14:17] Swan Hermit
    Let me see the map.
[14:19] Swan Hermit
    The one I gave you last time.
[14:22] Shizuru
    Where'd we put it?
[14:23] Reimi
    Beats me.
[14:24] Nadeshiko
    Here it is.
[14:25] Swan Hermit
    Can't you treat it with more care?!
[14:26] Shizuru
    Everything on it is way too vague!
[14:29] Akira
    It's like heta-uma anti-art.
[14:30] Swan Hermit
    This map is the only one that shows
    the condition of the world today!
[14:35] Swan Hermit
    It's a nugget of wisdom!
[14:36] Swan Hermit
    Do you remember?
[14:37] Swan Hermit
    We first met here!
[14:39] Swan Hermit
    And now we're here.
[14:41] Nadeshiko
    Is that so?
[14:43] Reimi
    Huh?
[14:44] Reimi
    Is this mushroom for Higashi-Agano?
[14:47] Shizuru
    Huh?
[14:47] Shizuru
    And this is Musashi-Yokote's goat people?
[14:50] Nadeshiko
    These are... the tiny people of Inariyama?
[14:52] Akira
    This one seems like a
    really long shot, but...
[14:54] Akira
    Chaos from NeriAli?
[14:55] Shizuru
    So this map was right all along?
[14:57] Swan Hermit
    Didn't I just say?
[14:58] Swan Hermit
    It's a nugget of wisdom.
[14:59] Shizuru
    Who'd think a guy meandering about in a
    swan boat would know all about these places?
[15:05] Swan Hermit
    How do you think humans learned about
    galaxies 13.4 billion light years away?
[15:11] Shizuru
    No idea.
[15:12] Swan Hermit
    An inquisitive mind, I say!
[15:14] Swan Hermit
    And the ability to calmly observe.
[15:16] Shizuru
    I see...
[15:17] Swan Hermit
    My inquisition drove me to devote myself
    to journeying up the Koma River.
[15:21] Reimi
    Ah, I think you mentioned that.
[15:23] Swan Hermit
    And for whatever reason, we now
    find ourselves reunited here.
[15:26] Swan Hermit
    What an intriguing phenomenon!
[15:28] Akira
    Are you sure you didn't turn back
    without realizing it?
[15:30] Reimi
    Oh, yeah. People like that
    forget what they did all the time.
[15:33] Reimi
    Your brain goes senile as you get old.
[15:35] Swan Hermit
    That's not it!
[15:35] Swan Hermit
    There's nothing abnormal with my brain!
[15:38] Swan Hermit
    If there's anything abnormal here,
    it's the world we live in!
[15:41] Swan Hermit
    Ah, you think I'm just
    pointing out the obvious.
[15:44] Swan Hermit
    Mushrooms, pseudo-giants, zombies,
    and the now-mighty Koma River!
[15:48] Swan Hermit
    It's true that the world has changed greatly.
[15:50] Swan Hermit
    But I'm talking about the changes
    that are still happening as we speak!
[15:53] Shizuru
    Um, what do you mean, still happening?
[15:56] Swan Hermit
    The world is contracting,
    Ikebukuro is expanding,
[15:58] Swan Hermit
    and the rules governing the world
    grow ever more turbulent!
[16:01] Shizuru
    All this difficult stuff is going
    right over my head...
[16:03] Akira
    By expanding, is that a figure
    of speech for prosperity?
[16:06] Swan Hermit
    No, it's literally expanding!
[16:07] Swan Hermit
    Ikebukuro is swelling up
    like a fleshy balloon!
[16:10] Reimi
    That's a real gross image.
[16:12] Nadeshiko
    What will happen after all that swelling?
[16:14] Swan Hermit
    It'll disappear.
[16:15] Akira
    You mean Ikebukuro? Agano?
[16:17] Swan Hermit
    It'll all disappear.
[16:19] Nadeshiko
    Can't we stop it?
[16:20] Swan Hermit
    Nope!
[16:21] Shizuru
    You're certain?
[16:21] Swan Hermit
    That's the facts.
[16:22] Reimi
    Hold on a sec.
[16:24] Reimi
    The city has leaders and stuff, right?
[16:26] Reimi
    Why don't they do anything?
[16:28] Nadeshiko
    Do they not exist?
[16:30] Shizuru
    I never thought about it.
[16:31] Reimi
    You really need to think about this stuff.
[16:34] Swan Hermit
    It's no use.
[16:34] Swan Hermit
    If they felt like doing anything,
    they'd have done it by now.
[16:37] Nadeshiko
    Yeah, that's true.
[16:39] Shizuru
    Looks like all we can do is take
    matters into our own hands.
[16:42] Swan Hermit
    I don't know about that.
[16:43] Shizuru
    What?
[16:43] Swan Hermit
    I can't help but feel that
    there are powers in Ikebukuro
[16:48] Swan Hermit
    trying to stop those
    who would fix this disordered world.
[16:51] Swan Hermit
    If you head to Ikebukuro, you might have
    to face off against those fearsome powers.
[16:57] Swan Hermit
    Are you prepared to handle that?
[16:58] Swan Hermit
    I can't say I am.
[17:00] Makoto
    Don't move! Stay still!
[17:04] Makoto
    "Where's my cap?"
[17:06] Makoto
    "It'll affect the post office
    with chapped hands."
[17:08] Makoto
    "Consult a tiny squeeze of eye drops."
[17:11] Makoto
    Is it no good without his usual hat?
[17:14] Makoto
    Further recovery from Pontaro's
    wibble-wobble surgery is impossible, then?
[17:17] Makoto
    Huh? Hold on.
[17:19] Makoto
    "If 7G isn't stopped,
    even Ikebukuro will disappear."
[17:22] Makoto
    "Must find cause of 7G
    and repair broken world."
[17:28] Makoto
    "Need to ruin Pontaro's future plans
    and put an end to them."
[17:33] Makoto
    Has he recovered a bit?
[17:34] Makoto
    Wait a minute.
[17:36] Makoto
    What do you mean, Ikebukuro will disappear?
[17:38] Makoto
    "Increase in entropy."
[17:39] Makoto
    "Miniature version of cosmic expansion."
[17:42] Makoto
    "The Big Rip."
[17:43] Makoto
    "The soap bubbles popped."
[17:45] Makoto
    "They popped, and they're gone."
[17:46] Makoto
    Forget the theory! When will it disappear?!
[17:48] Makoto
    "Choo-choo choo-choo-choo..."
[17:52] Makoto
    "No idea"?!
[17:55] Makoto
    "It could be tomorrow. It could be
    two billion years from now."
[17:59] Makoto
    "No one can predict it."
[18:01] Makoto
    Zenjiro...
[18:02] Makoto
    I wouldn't expect to hear those
    words out of an engineer.
[18:05] Makoto
    I get it, I get it!
[18:06] Makoto
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[18:08] Makoto
    If we can't avoid
    annihilation via expansion...
[18:12] Nadeshiko
    Why don't you put a stop to your journey?
[18:14] Reimi
    Yeah! It's too dangerous, hermit!
[18:16] Swan Hermit
    Don't be ridiculous!
[18:18] Swan Hermit
    The world continues to change,
    now and in the future!
[18:21] Swan Hermit
    How could I turn my eyes away?!
[18:23] Shizuru
    How irrational.
[18:24] Swan Hermit
    Life is all about being irrational!
[18:26] Shizuru
    Did you lead an irrational life before 7G?
[18:30] Swan Hermit
    Indeed.
[18:30] Swan Hermit
    To sum it up, it was a big, old, absurd mess!
[18:33] Akira
    What did you do in Ikebukuro?
[18:35] Swan Hermit
    Being grown-up means not
    asking questions like that.
[18:39] Swan Hermit
    My nugget of wisdom, revised edition!
[18:41] Shizuru
    A new map?
[18:42] Swan Hermit
    That's right.
[18:43] Swan Hermit
    If you're headed to Ikebukuro,
    I'm sure it'll be of use.
[18:47] Reimi
    Then this is thanks for the map.
[18:48] Reimi
    Take it with you.
[18:49] Reimi
    We'll probably be able to find more food,
    but I dunno about you.
[18:53] Nadeshiko
    This as well.
[18:54] Nadeshiko
    There's no guarantee that it won't
    be cold wherever you end up.
[18:58] Swan Hermit
    I'll happily accept those.
[19:00] Akira
    You say that, but we might suddenly
    run into each other again tomorrow.
[19:03] Swan Hermit
    That's also possible.
[19:04] Swan Hermit
    Nothing is certain in this world of ours.
[19:07] Nadeshiko
    Be careful!
[19:08] Swan Hermit
    I could say the same to you.
[19:10] Shizuru
    What?
[19:10] Swan Hermit
    If you think Ikebukuro is safe and bustling
    because of its expansion, you're dead wrong.
[19:15] Swan Hermit
    It's the complete opposite!
[19:16] Shizuru
    What do you mean?
[19:17] Swan Hermit
    Its citizens can't escape,
    so they're trapped inside.
[19:20] Swan Hermit
    I'm out here purely due to a stroke of luck!
[19:23] Swan Hermit
    The Witch Queen of Ikebukuro
    is like staring into an abyss!
[19:26] Reimi
    Abyss?
[19:28] Swan Hermit
    She's made up of mystery,
    fear, and the unknown.
[19:31] Nadeshiko
    By the Witch of Ikebukuro,
    do you mean Yoka-chan?
[19:34] Swan Hermit
    That may very well have been
    her name, but I forget!
[19:37] Shizuru
    Yoka would never do anything bad!
[19:39] Swan Hermit
    People change. As does the world.
[19:42] Swan Hermit
    Do you know of anything
    that always stays the same?
[19:45] Shizuru
    Sure I do!
[19:47] Swan Hermit
    I see.
[19:48] Swan Hermit
    But that only appears to be the same.
[19:51] Akira
    Since anything unchanging must always
    be moving to stay where it is...
[19:56] Swan Hermit
    Exactly.
[19:57] Swan Hermit
    Nothing is eternal or indestructible.
[19:59] Reimi
    Why do you have to ruin
    the mood at the very end?
[20:02] Swan Hermit
    Forget what I said, then!
[20:03] Akira
    Not happening!
[20:03] Akira
    We already heard you!
[20:05] Swan Hermit
    I want to learn about the ever-changing,
[20:08] Swan Hermit
    and you want to restore the indestructible.
[20:10] Swan Hermit
    That's what makes this interesting!
[20:12] Swan Hermit
    If I find Nishi-Agano, which lies
    beyond your hometown of Agano,
[20:17] Swan Hermit
    or if I unexpectedly run into the
    Seibu Shinjuku or Tobu Tojo line,
[20:22] Swan Hermit
    that's when I'll head back!
[20:23] Swan Hermit
    With that, fare thee well!
[20:25] Akira
    He left with a cool line.
[20:27] Nadeshiko
    How exactly is he planning to go back?
[20:29] Shizuru
    Who knows...
[20:36] Nadeshiko
    Kusamochi?
[20:37] Reimi
    What? Sounds tasty!
[20:38] Akira
    What's this one, then?
[20:39] Akira
    Curry?
[20:40] Akira
    But it's in a bowl.
[20:41] Shizuru
    I can tell he looked into all of this,
[20:43] Shizuru
    but that hermit's drawings
    really aren't great.
[20:45] Reimi
    I want some kusamochi!
[20:46] Reimi
    With chunky anko!
[20:47] Akira
    What? It's gotta be smooth!
[20:48] Reimi
    You don't get it.
[20:49] Reimi
    The real experts like it chunky!
[20:50] Nadeshiko
    Do you think Yoka-chan is doing okay?
[20:55] Reimi
    I'm sure she is.
[20:56] Nadeshiko
    I'm worried, since something
    seemed off about her.
[20:59] Nadeshiko
    In the photo, she looked
    completely different.
[21:02] Akira
    I wonder why they're calling her
    the Witch of Ikebukuro.
[21:05] Shizuru
    I think it must be some sort of
    mix-up or mistake. Gotta be!
[21:09] Reimi
    Yeah, totally.
[21:10] Reimi
    Yoka-chan's always been so quiet!
[21:12] Reimi
    No way she could be the witch!
[21:13] Nadeshiko
    Maybe Yoka-chan got involved
    with some bad people.
[21:28] Pochi
    What do you want?
[21:29] Pontaro
    I received a report from Oizumi-gakuen.
[21:31] Pontaro
    There are some annoying pests
    on their way to Ikebukuro.
[21:35] Pontaro
    It seems they know the princess.
[21:37] Pontaro
    It'll be a big problem if she meets her
    old friends and regains her memories.
[21:41] Pontaro
    I've placed Shiinamachi on high alert,
    but we need to be extra careful.
[21:45] Pontaro
    Be prepared to eliminate them.
[21:47] Pontaro
    Your job is to protect the princess.
[21:50] Pochi
    I know that.
[22:01] Yoka
    What am I doing?
[22:05] Yoka
    Why am I in a place like this?