E3 - Short, Happy, and Easy

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SIGN    Nakatomi Yoka
[00:00] (Flashback) Iguchi
    Okay, why don't you introduce yourself?
[00:05] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Whoops, I forgot.
[00:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Ah, sorry!
[00:09] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I'm sorry.
[00:10] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Does it hurt that much?
[00:12] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Sorry, sorry.
[00:13] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Are you okay?
[00:14] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Can you stand?
[00:15] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Try standing up.
[00:18] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Huh.
[00:19] (Flashback) Shizuru
    So that's what your face
    looks like, Nakatomi-san.
[00:23] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    Be nice, Shizuru-chan.
[00:24] (Flashback) Reimi
    Hey, I'm Reimi.
[00:26] (Flashback) Reimi
    Feel free to call me Reimi.
[00:28] (Flashback) Reimi
    Wait, that's the same.
[00:29] (Flashback) Akira
    Your full name is Flunking Reimi.
[00:31] (Flashback) Reimi
    No, it isn't!
[00:32] (Flashback) Nadeshiko
    Sorry to frighten you, Nakatomi-san.
[00:34] (Flashback) Shizuru
    There's nothing to be scared of.
[00:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
    We won't bite.
SIGN    Train to the End of the World
[02:15] Nadeshiko
    Are you all residents of Higashi-Agano?
SIGN    Episode 3 Short, Happy, and Easy
[02:18] Keiko
    Yes, we are.
[02:19] Keiko
    Is this a train?
[02:21] Nadeshiko
    Yes, that's right.
[02:22] Keiko
    It's been so long since I've seen one.
[02:24] Keiko
    Where, pray tell, are you from?
[02:27] Shizuru
    Agano, one stop over.
[02:28] Resident
    Agano?
[02:28] Resident
    Agano, she says.
[02:29] Resident
    Agano...
[02:30] Resident
    Agano, huh?
[02:32] Keiko
    My goodness.
[02:33] Keiko
    That's quite the journey nowadays.
[02:35] Keiko
    I imagine it was harrowing.
[02:37] Shizuru
    Yeah, I guess.
[02:39] Keiko
    Is everyone in Agano faring well?
[02:42] Shizuru
    I suppose you could say that.
[02:44] Keiko
    Please, feel free to cultivate—
    I mean, recuperate here for the time being.
[02:49] Keiko
    Fortunately, Higashi-Agano's
    dwindling population
[02:54] Keiko
    means we have plenty of housing to spare.
[02:55] Reimi
    Whoa, we'd love to!
[02:57] Keiko
    By all means.
[02:57] Resident
    Yes.
[02:58] Resident
    Great idea.
[02:59] Nadeshiko
    I'm afraid we don't have much money.
[03:02] Keiko
    Oh, that won't be a problem.
[03:04] Reimi
    Yay!
[03:05] Nadeshiko
    Thank you very much.
[03:10] Resident
    Good evening.
[03:12] Group
    Good evening.
[03:14] Nadeshiko
    Everyone here is so friendly.
[03:16] Reimi
    It's nothing like Agano.
[03:18] Reimi
    Back home, it's carnivores
    versus herbivores,
[03:19] Reimi
    and they even had to cancel
    the summer festival.
[03:21] Shizuru
    Yeah, over what the
    shrine offerings should be.
[03:25] Shizuru
    I was, like, who cares?
[03:27] Akira
    Should've just gone with the Agano specialties:
    rice, bitter melon, and barleywheat.
[03:32] Keiko
    Bitter melon?
[03:33] Shizuru
    Huh?
[03:34] Shizuru
    Matsuta-san, do you hate bitter melon?
[03:37] Keiko
    Ah, no!
[03:38] Keiko
    I wouldn't go that far.
[03:41] Reimi
    It's totally uncute.
[03:43] Reimi
    Bitter melon just feels a lot more rustic
    than zucchini or bell peppers.
[03:47] Akira
    I think it's good.
[03:48] Reimi
    Typical Akira.
[03:50] Reimi
    Will we really be okay?
[03:52] Reimi
    In a big city like Ikebukuro, that is.
[03:55] Akira
    We have no idea if it's still like that now.
[03:57] Shizuru
    Matsuta-san, have you
    ever been to Ikebukuro?
[04:00] Keiko
    I used to live there,
    but I moved back to Higashi-Agano.
[04:04] Reimi
    I'm so jealous!
[04:05] Reimi
    What was it like?
[04:06] Reimi
    It's more urban than this place, right?
[04:08] Keiko
    Let me think.
[04:09] Keiko
    I believe it was.
[04:10] Shizuru
    You believe?
[04:11] Keiko
    My apologies.
[04:13] Keiko
    It's no longer of any concern to me.
[04:15] Shizuru
    Have you seen this girl before?
[04:18] Shizuru
    Near Ikebukuro.
[04:19] Keiko
    I can't say.
[04:20] Shizuru
    I guess that's only natural.
[04:26] (Flashback) Yoka
    There, I'm done.
[04:28] (Flashback) Yoka
    Do these bangs look okay?
[04:30] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Yeah, yeah.
[04:30] (Flashback) Yoka
    C'mon, look a little closer.
[04:33] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I'm fine with them if you are.
[04:35] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Let's take a photo!
[04:36] (Flashback) Shizuru
    To celebrate my new bangs.
[04:43] Akira
    Shizuru-chan.
[04:45] Reimi
    What are you doing?
[04:46] Reimi
    Hurry up.
[04:48] Reimi
    Huh! Not too shabby!
[04:50] Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan!
[04:51] Keiko
    Why, yes.
[04:53] Keiko
    In Higashi-Agano, we believe
    in treating our guests with hospitality.
[04:57] Keiko
    I recommend our mist sauna in particular.
[05:00] Keiko
    Well, I say "recommend,"
[05:01] Keiko
    but you simply must.
[05:02] Keiko
    Please make sure you use it.
[05:04] Nadeshiko
    Ah, sure.
[05:06] Keiko
    Till we meet again, then.
[05:10] Nadeshiko
    Do we reek of sweat?
[05:12] Shizuru
    Where is this sauna, anyway?
[05:14] Akira
    There?
[05:15] Reimi
    Huh, looks fancy!
[05:21] Reimi
    Wow! Check out this mist!
[05:23] Shizuru
    Nice! Let's go inside.
[05:25] Reimi
    You could totally detox here.
[05:28] Akira
    I'll pass.
[05:29] Reimi
    Why?
[05:30] Nadeshiko
    Akira-chan, let's take this chance
    to wash and dry our clothes.
[05:33] Akira
    No, thanks.
[05:34] Akira
    Maybe if I was alone, but I'm
    not going in with everyone.
[05:37] Reimi
    I get it.
[05:38] Reimi
    You're too shy to undress in front of us.
[05:40] Nadeshiko
    There's nothing to be ashamed of.
[05:41] Akira
    Anyway, I'm good.
[05:45] Akira
    I wonder...
[05:47] Akira
    Was it really the right move to leave Agano?
[05:50] Akira
    There's no way I'd want to remain
    there alone, though.
[06:10] Keiko
    Pardon my intrusion.
[06:12] Keiko
    I thought you might be hungry
    after the sauna.
[06:15] Akira
    Oh, thank you very much.
[06:21] Akira
    Mushrooms...
[06:22] Keiko
    Do you not like them?
[06:24] Akira
    Huh?
[06:25] Akira
    Oh, no, I'm fine with them.
[06:26] Keiko
    I'm glad to hear it.
[06:28] Keiko
    This mixed rice is delicious.
[06:30] Keiko
    It's made with matsutake.
[06:32] Keiko
    Did you go in the mist sauna?
[06:34] Akira
    Ah, yeah, technically.
[06:37] Akira
    The others did.
[06:38] Keiko
    That's great to hear.
[06:40] Keiko
    Please, rest up plenty for the night.
[06:42] Keiko
    Take it nice and easy.
[06:45] Akira
    Thanks.
[06:54] Shizuru
    What's with all the food, Akira?
[06:56] Nadeshiko
    What's going on?
[06:58] Akira
    Matsuta-san brought this over earlier.
[07:01] Reimi
    They pulled out all the stops!
[07:02] Nadeshiko
    That sauna session made me hungry.
[07:05] Nadeshiko
    Let's dig in.
[07:06] Shizuru
    I want this pork-wrapped enoki!
[07:08] Akira
    Hang on!
[07:09] Shizuru
    What?
[07:10] Akira
    Don't you think it's weird?
[07:11] Shizuru
    What's weird?
[07:12] Akira
    The people here!
[07:12] Reimi
    Huh? You think?
[07:14] Reimi
    I think they're nice.
[07:15] Reimi
    Mushrooms on their heads aside.
[07:16] Akira
    Yeah!
[07:17] Akira
    What's the deal with those?!
[07:18] Reimi
    Wanna ask?
[07:19] Nadeshiko
    You shouldn't do that.
[07:21] Reimi
    Huh? Why not?
[07:21] Shizuru
    Oh, I know.
[07:22] Shizuru
    It's like asking someone
    if they're wearing a wig.
[07:25] Shizuru
    Etiquette. Manners.
[07:27] Reimi
    Oh, is that why?
[07:28] Akira
    Not the point!
[07:29] Reimi
    What's the big deal if they have mushrooms?
[07:31] Reimi
    Everyone in Agano's an animal, you know.
[07:33] Shizuru
    The folks here aren't obsessed with meat.
[07:35] Shizuru
    They're friendly.
[07:36] Shizuru
    Higashi-Agano's a nice place.
[07:38] Akira
    So unconcerned...
[07:56] Akira
    Reimi.
[07:57] Akira
    Hey, Reimi.
[07:59] Akira
    Flunking Reimi!
[08:03] Akira
    Fine! I can go to the bathroom by myself!
[08:11] Akira
    How come there's a huge sauna right there,
    but the bathroom's so far away?
[08:16] Akira
    Who designed this place?
[08:23] Resident
    Finally...
[08:24] Resident
    Some new blood.
[08:34] Resident
    Outsiders are so dumb.
[08:37] Resident
    They don't suspect a thing.
[08:38] Resident
    They just do everything we say.
[08:40] Resident
    We'll get them in one fell swoop.
[08:41] Resident
    The faster, the better.
[08:43] Keiko
    They'll be joining us soon.
[08:46] Resident
    It's for their own good.
[08:48] Resident
    We're doing them a favor.
[08:54] Resident
    Who's there?!
[09:12] Shizuru
    What's wrong?
[09:17] Akira
    Shizuru-chan...
[09:19] Reimi
    I'm wide awake now.
[09:21] Nadeshiko
    What happened?
[09:30] Shizuru
    Matsuta-san?
[09:31] Keiko
    The unfamiliar surroundings
    must have given her a bad dream.
[09:35] Reimi
    Don't scare us like that.
[09:37] Shizuru
    Akira, apologize to Matsuta-san.
[09:39] Shizuru
    Say sorry for screaming and making a fuss.
[09:42] Keiko
    Think nothing of it.
[09:43] Keiko
    Have yourselves a good night.
[09:47] Nadeshiko
    Let's go back to sleep.
[09:49] Akira
    This place is scary.
[09:50] Akira
    We gotta leave right away!
[09:52] Reimi
    You can't be serious.
[09:53] Reimi
    What a scaredy-cat.
[09:55] Akira
    No!
[09:56] Akira
    I'm not just crying wolf!
[09:57] Shizuru
    Snuggle up with her, Reimi.
[09:59] Reimi
    No way.
[10:00] Reimi
    Akira turns in her sleep.
[10:02] Nadeshiko
    Let's stop by the bathroom, Akira-chan.
[10:04] Nadeshiko
    You still need to go, right?
[10:05] Akira
    Yeah.
[10:07] Akira
    Are you there?
[10:08] Nadeshiko
    I'm right here.
[10:09] Akira
    Don't you move, Nadeko-chan!
[10:12] Nadeshiko
    Got it.
[10:16] Nadeshiko
    Not a star in the sky.
[10:18] Nadeshiko
    Is tomorrow another cloudy day?
[10:24] Akira
    You're being tricked!
[10:25] Shizuru
    Conspiracy nut, much?
[10:27] Reimi
    Akira sure loves that Freemanson stuff.
[10:29] Akira
    Mason!
[10:30] Nadeshiko
    It's okay.
[10:32] Nadeshiko
    We'll be leaving soon.
[10:36] Shizuru
    Yikes.
[10:37] Shizuru
    All this in one night?
[10:38] Reimi
    Did it get too much sunlight?
[10:40] Nadeshiko
    There's no way.
[10:41] Nadeshiko
    It's been cloudy all this time.
[10:42] Nadeshiko
    Also, this place is really damp
    compared to Agano.
[10:45] Nadeshiko
    These vines have spread everywhere.
[10:47] Reimi
    Ah, they've fruited already.
[10:53] Reimi
    They say the bitter part
    is chock-full of nutrients.
[10:56] Shizuru
    Why are you so stunned?
[10:58] Shizuru
    Huh? Why?
[10:59] Keiko
    Direct sunlight does nothing
    but harm all living things!
[11:04] Keiko
    Heat! Desiccation!
[11:05] Keiko
    The laws of the universe dictate
    that you'll wilt and burn to a crisp!
[11:08] Shizuru
    Huh...
[11:09] Keiko
    Growing heartily, flowering, and bearing fruit
    in such conditions is abnormal!
[11:14] Keiko
    The world went haywire thanks to life
    that prefers warm climates and sunlight!
[11:19] Shizuru
    Um...
[11:20] Keiko
    In any case, make sure you tear off
    all the bitt—all of that!
[11:24] Shizuru
    Oh, sure.
[11:25] Shizuru
    That was our plan anyw—
[11:26] Keiko
    How revolting.
[11:30] Nadeshiko
    She really hates it.
[11:31] Shizuru
    Well, guess we have to pick
    all of these now.
[11:34] Akira
    What if it's all part of their plot?
[11:36] Shizuru
    What plot, exactly? Whose?
[11:38] Akira
    To prevent us from leaving this place.
[11:40] Reimi
    Again with your weird delusions.
[11:42] Akira
    I'm not delusional!
[11:43] Shizuru
    Akira.
[11:44] Shizuru
    You're on bitter melon pruning duty with me.
[11:46] Shizuru
    Reimi and Nadeko-chan,
    you go shopping in the meantime.
[11:49] Akira
    What?!
[11:50] Shizuru
    We need some food that
    won't spoil, don't we?
[11:52] Akira
    It's dangerous!
[11:53] Nadeshiko
    You're right.
[11:54] Nadeshiko
    I am a bit worried about what we have.
[11:56] Akira
    Nadeko-chan!
[11:57] Reimi
    Does Higashi-Agano have
    any convenience stores?
[11:59] Reimi
    I can't wait!
[12:00] Akira
    Reimi!
[12:01] Shizuru
    Thanks.
[12:05] Akira
    Shi... Re... Na...
[12:12] Akira
    What's the big idea?!
[12:13] Akira
    Bad! Bad idea!
[12:15] Shizuru
    Why's that?
[12:16] Shizuru
    You take the other side, Akira.
[12:18] Akira
    I thought we were going to Ikebukuro!
[12:20] Shizuru
    We sure are.
[12:21] Akira
    Where's your enthusiasm?!
[12:23] Akira
    I don't know how you can be so relaxed!
[12:27] Akira
    I'll go check up on them!
[12:40] Akira
    What's going on?!
[12:42] Akira
    This is bad!
[12:53] Akira
    Reimi! Nadeko-chan!
[12:56] Reimi
    She said we can take these for free.
SIGN    The Original Nostalgic Flavor
SIGN    Chicken Noodles
SIGN    For Emergency Supplies
SIGN    Long-Life Hardtack
SIGN    Always Safe & Refreshing
SIGN    Emergency Drinking Water
[12:58] Nadeshiko
    Are you really sure?
[12:59] Keiko
    We don't need them anymore.
[13:02] Akira
    Anymore?
[13:04] Keiko
    Y-You girls need them more than we do.
[13:07] Reimi
    So generous of you!
[13:09] Nadeshiko
    This should be more than enough
    for the time being.
[13:12] Akira
    You know we can't repay
    any of your kindness.
[13:15] Akira
    We're about to head out soon.
[13:16] Reimi
    People in Higashi-Agano
    are nice, unlike Agano.
[13:20] Nadeshiko
    Not to mention serene.
[13:21] Nadeshiko
    They're benevolent folks at heart.
[13:23] Keiko
    That's not true at all.
[13:25] Keiko
    Higashi-Agano had its fair share of
    worried and discontented humans.
[13:31] Keiko
    But, you see, we came to a realization
    after the 7G incident.
[13:34] Keiko
    Instead of a miserable life
    filled with suffering,
[13:38] Keiko
    it's better to live a short,
    satisfying life to its fullest.
[13:43] Keiko
    Once I came to terms with that,
    all of my anger subsided.
[13:47] Reimi
    That's so deep, Matsuta-san.
[13:50] Nadeshiko
    Do you think we can learn
    to think that way, too?
[13:53] Keiko
    Yes, I know you can.
[13:55] Keiko
    It won't be long for you all.
[13:59] Akira
    Hey!
[14:00] Akira
    Let's get going already!
[14:01] Akira
    Shizuru-chan was worried about you.
[14:03] Nadeshiko
    Worried? Why?
[14:05] Reimi
    I wish I could be like Matsuta-san.
[14:08] Akira
    No! We're going to Ikebukuro!
[14:10] Reimi
    What? Ikebukuro?
[14:12] Reimi
    Can't we stay in Higashi-Agano?
[14:14] Nadeshiko
    That sounds nice.
[14:15] Akira
    We can't do that!
[14:16] Akira
    We need to go find Yoka-chan!
[14:22] Akira
    Shizuru-chan?
[14:23] Akira
    You didn't prune the bitter melon.
[14:24] Shizuru
    Bitter melon?
[14:26] Shizuru
    Right, the bitter melon.
[14:27] Shizuru
    I started feeling like there wasn't
    any point to any of this.
[14:31] Akira
    What?!
[14:31] Shizuru
    Can we really make it to Ikebukuro?
[14:34] Shizuru
    I don't think we can.
[14:36] Akira
    You're kidding me!
[14:38] Akira
    We only just set out yesterday!
[14:39] Shizuru
    Even if we get there, it's not
    going to make any difference.
[14:43] Akira
    I thought you wanted to find Yoka-chan!
[14:45] Shizuru
    Even if we find her,
    it might not change anything.
[14:49] Shizuru
    Heck, she might not even want to see us.
[14:52] Akira
    You don't know that unless you find her!
[14:55] Akira
    Hey!
[14:55] Akira
    Reimi, Nadeko-chan, back me up here!
[14:57] Shizuru
    I'm sleepy.
[15:01] Reimi
    Pipe down, Akira.
[15:04] Nadeshiko
    Who wants to stay alive
    if it's miserable and awful?
[15:07] Nadeshiko
    You can't beat a short,
    happy, and easy life.
[15:12] Akira
    Damn it! They're goners!
[15:14] Akira
    Five o'clock!
[15:19] Akira
    Akira here. Now in Higashi-Agano.
[15:23] Zenjiro
    Agano here. Report your situation.
[15:26] Akira
    Lots of mushrooms.
[15:27] Akira
    Too many mushrooms.
SIGN    Agano Station
[15:28] Akira
    Tell me risk level of mushrooms.
[15:30] Zenjiro
    What? Mushrooms?
[15:32] Zenjiro
    Leave it to me!
[15:33] Akira
    "Matsutake for scent, shimeji for flavor"?
[15:36] Akira
    "Use dogs, not pigs, for truffles"?
[15:38] Akira
    "Black preferred over white"?
[15:40] Zenjiro
    Mushrooms sometimes grow
    in a circular, ring-like shape.
[15:44] Zenjiro
    This was believed to be the work
    of fairies or witches in olden times.
[15:47] Zenjiro
    In fact, this happens due to
    fungal growth and death cycles.
[15:51] Zenjiro
    They also say mushrooms grow
    where lightning has struck, but...
[15:54] Akira
    I don't care about lightning!
[15:56] Akira
    How do you avoid and escape mushrooms?!
[15:59] Akira
    "Mushrooms like moist, dark choo-choo..."
[16:01] Akira
    "Choo choo-choo, choo choo-choo..."
[16:07] Akira
    We wasted our precious five minutes
    on dumb mushroom trivia!
[16:20] Akira
    Bitter melon!
[16:23] Akira
    Go away!
[16:27] Resident
    Why fight back?
[16:29] Resident
    Just join us.
[16:31] Akira
    Shut up!
[16:32] Resident
    What do you gain from living like this?
[16:35] Akira
    I'd gain even less from
    turning into a mushroom!
[16:37] King Oyster
    It's okay.
[16:38] King Oyster
    Mushrooms don't worry.
[16:40] Enoki
    Mushrooms don't suffer.
[16:41] Fly Agaric
    Mushrooms don't think.
[16:43] Group
    Let's all become mushrooms.
[16:46] Akira
    No way in hell!
[16:47] Resident
    It's fun.
[16:53] Akira
    Mushrooms!
[16:54] Akira
    Army of mushrooms!
[17:00] Reimi
    Be quiet, Akira.
[17:02] Nadeshiko
    I want a peaceful life.
[17:04] Shizuru
    No thoughts, just drifting along.
[17:08] Akira
    Snap out of it!
[17:09] Akira
    What was all that talk
    about going to Ikebukuro?!
[17:12] Nadeshiko
    Ikebukuro...
[17:13] Akira
    Didn't you want to go to Ikebukuro
    and act all trendy?!
[17:16] Reimi
    Trendy?
[17:17] Akira
    What happened to finding Yoka?!
[17:20] Shizuru
    Yoka...
[17:21] Akira
    Do you really want to stay here
    growing mushrooms?!
[17:26] Shizuru
    Yoka.
[17:30] Shizuru
    Yoka left Agano and disappeared on us
    without a word.
[17:35] Shizuru
    Who cares about her?
[17:37] Akira
    That's not right!
[17:38] Akira
    She's our friend!
[17:39] Shizuru
    Friend...
[17:41] Shizuru
    Was she really our friend?
[17:43] Shizuru
    She wouldn't have left us
    if she was a friend.
[17:46] Shizuru
    And it's not like I understood
    how Yoka felt at all.
[17:53] (Flashback) Yoka
    Shizuru, you have so much
    to gain by studying.
[17:57] (Flashback) Shizuru
    What? I'm fine losing.
[18:00] (Flashback) Yoka
    You haven't handed in your future
    career form yet, have you?
[18:04] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Career, huh?
[18:05] (Flashback) Yoka
    Do you know what you want to be?
[18:07] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I sure do.
[18:08] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I want to be really smart!
[18:10] (Flashback) Yoka
    You'll need to study for that.
[18:12] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Again with the studying?
[18:15] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Do you know, Yoka?
[18:17] (Flashback) Yoka
    I do.
[18:17] (Flashback) Shizuru
    What? What is it?
[18:19] (Flashback) Yoka
    I want to go to Ikebukuro.
[18:20] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Don't play dumb!
[18:21] (Flashback) Shizuru
    You can do that by taking one train!
[18:23] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Maybe I should become an MMA fighter
    with my Agano jiu-jitsu.
[18:27] (Flashback) Shizuru
    I want to fight an anteater.
[18:29] (Flashback) Yoka
    Sounds good to me.
[18:30] (Flashback) Shizuru
    Take this seriously!
[18:32] (Flashback) Yoka
    I'm being serious.
[18:34] Shizuru
    Yoka...
[18:35] Akira
    That's right!
[18:37] Akira
    We're going to Ikebukuro to see Yoka-chan!
[18:39] Shizuru
    See Yoka in Ikebukuro.
[18:50] Akira
    Yeah!
[18:50] Shiitake
    Don't do it!
[18:51] Enoki
    You'd give up that peace and quiet?!
[18:52] Shimeji
    Don't be a rebel!
[18:54] Shizuru
    I'll be the one to decide
    whether to live an easy life or not!
[19:00] Akira
    Shizuru-chan!
[19:06] Shizuru
    Who're you?
[19:08] Shizuru
    I'm kidding!
[19:09] Shizuru
    Just a clever little joke.
[19:11] Akira
    Sheesh!
[19:11] Shizuru
    Sorry, sorry.
[19:13] Shizuru
    Let's yank those mushrooms off
    of Nadeko-chan and Reimi.
[19:15] Akira
    Yeah.
[19:15] King Oyster
    Don't you realize how good you have it?!
[19:17] Porcini
    Protect our new brethren!
[19:19] Shizuru
    They're not yours!
[19:25] Reimi
    Huh?
[19:26] Nadeshiko
    What was I doing?
[19:29] Group
    Mushroom! Mushroom!
[19:31] Shizuru
    The mushrooms have taken over their minds!
[19:34] Reimi
    What do we do?
[19:34] Nadeshiko
    We can't get away while
    we're surrounded like this.
[19:39] Shizuru
    Bitter melon...
[19:40] Shizuru
    Maybe if I...
[19:43] Shizuru
    Take care of the rest.
[19:44] Reimi
    What?!
[19:45] Nadeshiko
    Wait!
[19:46] Shizuru
    Bitter melon!
[19:53] Keiko
    Stop! Please stop!
[19:55] Shizuru
    Are you happy being fed on
    and controlled by mushrooms?
[19:59] Keiko
    I told you to stop, damn it!
[20:04] Shizuru
    Um...
[20:05] Shizuru
    Matsuta-san?
[20:05] Keiko
    Whaddaya want?
[20:07] Keiko
    For cryin' out loud!
[20:08] Keiko
    Mind yer own business!
[20:10] Keiko
    We were tryin' to do you a favor!
[20:12] Shizuru
    A favor?
[20:14] Keiko
    We chose the path of the mushroom!
[20:17] Keiko
    To hell with spendin' decades in this
    godforsaken world with no future!
[20:20] Keiko
    Growing mushrooms, turning into
    happy, hippie homebodies,
[20:23] Keiko
    and dying in one to two years
    is a way better option!
[20:26] Shizuru
    Dying in one to two years?
[20:28] Keiko
    What's the point in goin' to Ikebukuro?
[20:30] Keiko
    It's a waste of time!
[20:31] Shizuru
    I have a friend I want to see again.
[20:34] Keiko
    And then what?
[20:35] Keiko
    Hell, I bet ya won't even find her.
[20:38] Shizuru
    I'm still going to go.
[20:39] Shizuru
    I won't be happy until
    I go and see for myself!
[20:42] Keiko
    Ya damn fool!
[20:43] Keiko
    I hope ya choke on yer own blood
    and end up miserable and half-dead.
[20:48] Keiko
    Don't come cryin' to me then.
[20:54] Shizuru
    Let's go.
[20:57] Keiko
    Have it yer way.
[21:03] Akira
    Um...
[21:04] Akira
    Thanks for the food.
[21:07] Keiko
    Whatever.
[21:24] Shizuru
    Mushrooms, huh?
[21:26] Reimi
    I wonder how it feels.
[21:28] Nadeshiko
    Reimi-chan, you had some
    growing on you already.
[21:31] Reimi
    You too, Nadeko-chan.
[21:33] Reimi
    If they grew bigger, we might
    have been okay dying like that.
[21:38] Nadeshiko
    Maybe it feels good in its own way.
[21:40] Nadeshiko
    Just going with the flow.
[21:42] Nadeshiko
    It was a mysterious feeling...
    or, well, just weird.
[21:45] Akira
    Hang on!
[21:46] Akira
    You should all be thanking me!
[21:48] Reimi
    For what?
[21:49] Akira
    Saving your butts!
[21:51] Reimi
    Yeah, yeah, thanks a ton.
[21:52] Akira
    Say it like you mean it!
[21:54] Akira
    Hey!
[21:55] Akira
    Even Pochi-san shows me no respect!
[21:57] Nadeshiko
    What's wrong?
[21:58] Akira
    Nothing!
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