# E8 - Isn't That Bad Karma?
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**[00:20] Akira**
I don't see anything here.
**[00:22] Reimi**
Yeah.
**[00:29] Group**
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
**[00:31] Nadeshiko**
Itchy!
**[00:32] Nadeshiko**
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
**[00:34] Reimi**
What's going on?!
**[00:35] Akira**
7G!
**[00:36] Shizuru**
Is making us itchy?!
**[00:36] Akira**
Damn you, Higashi-Kurume!
**[00:38] Reimi**
This is the worst one yet!
**[00:39] Shizuru**
Nadeko-chan, up the speed!
**[00:41] Nadeshiko**
I'm so itchy, I can't!
**[00:42] Nadeshiko**
Dying! Dying!
**[01:09] Akira**
Are we okay this time?
**[01:15] Nadeshiko**
Looks like it.
**[01:21] Akira**
No! That was beyond my control!
**[01:23] Akira**
I'm sorry!
**[01:24] Akira**
Sorry for turning a blind eye!
**[01:26] Akira**
I really am!
**[01:26] Reimi**
Mr. Badger! Mr. Badger!
**[01:27] Reimi**
Please rest in peace, Mr. Badger!
**[01:31] Nadeshiko**
Dad! Come back, Dad!
**[01:33] Nadeshiko**
I should have stopped you two
from arguing back then!
***SIGN*** Train to the End of the World
**[03:17] Reimi**
Onward, Apogee!
**[03:18] Reimi**
Go east!
**[03:20] Nadeshiko**
You sure are excited.
***SIGN*** Episode 8 Isn't That Bad Karma?
**[03:21] Reimi**
Well, duh.
**[03:22] Reimi**
Remember what that weird
old guy in Hoya said?
**[03:24] Reimi**
*NeriAli*'s up ahead!
**[03:26] Akira**
Was he telling the truth?
**[03:27] Akira**
Did Oizumi-gakuen really
turn into *NeriAli* Land?
**[03:30] Reimi**
It's the 7G incident.
**[03:32] Reimi**
Anything goes.
**[03:33] Nadeshiko**
I guess we have run into a lot
of far-fetched things so far.
**[03:36] Reimi**
Right, right?
***SIGN*** Darkizumites
Denizens of Dark Nerima. Kindhearted, gentle, and hate conflict. As a result, they end up
oppressed by Chaos and his men. Used to be normal humans, but their extreme dependency
has slowly turned them pig-like. It's said that too much dependency can turn them
into full-blown pigs, but none of them seem to care. They're really fine with that?
A great number of them love beef.
**[03:37] Reimi**
Everyone in Oizumi-gakuen turned
into the Darkizumites from *NeriAli*.
***SIGN*** Alice
Mischievous third-year in high school who went through the
roller coaster that is: No. 2 in the school hierarchy -> Complete recluse ->
Young leader of Dark Nerima. Searching online for the incident that
turned her into a recluse still turns up hits, so don't look it up.
So what if she wet herself once? I'd even say a screw-up like that
is a must for a character brimming with charisma like Alice!
What do you think?
**[03:41] Reimi**
There's also people who became
Alice, Iron Monty, Su-chan,
***SIGN*** Iron Monty
A professional torturer who keeps torture devices from all over the world
on hand. Has a great deal of pride. Hails from a long line of torturers.
Takes his work seriously, but sometimes loses himself to torturer's high
(ecstasy felt by torturers). Goes on about how at the heart of torture is a
relationship of trust between torturer and torturee. Whatever that means.
Very sensitive to pain, and makes a huge fuss over minor scrapes.
Calls in sick to work.
***SIGN*** Su-chan
Highly suicidal girl. Keeps a noose around her neck to die at any time
as part of her personal identity. Goes into a panic and faints when the
noose is taken off. She says it feels like walking in public naked.
Averse to hardship and adversity, she always complains with
"Dying, dying!" When something happens to her, gets angry with
"Are you trying to kill me?" Sings a weird song when she feels happy.
Wants to visit Sugamo Prison someday. It's gone, girl.
**[03:44] Reimi**
and even Opie, the opium poppy.
***SIGN*** Opie
An opium poppy come to life. Releases a white fluid when
under stress or beat to a pulp. This white fluid makes you
feel really, really good. All your worries melt away
and it feelsh like nuthin' mattersh. But no need fer worry.
The magic of genetic engineerin' meansh ya won't get
addicted. Heheh. Heheheheheh. Whew, feelsh like heaven. Urp.
***SIGN*** Alice in Nerima Land
Official Fanbook
**[03:46] Reimi**
I'm *so* jealous of whoever got to be Alice!
**[03:49] Akira**
Wait, that means we'll also run
into Alice's nemesis, Chaos.
***SIGN*** Chaos
Norfolk terrier. Boss of Dark Nerima, as you all know.
Bad to the bone. Loves decay and chaos above all.
Claims that Japanese wolves went extinct because he
devoured them all. Rather than using violence to rule,
he's better at exploiting weaknesses and picking away
at them. Good at uncovering trauma and feels extreme
joy when degrading and humiliating others.
In short, this puppy's one big troublemaker.
**[03:52] Nadeshiko**
Not only Chaos, but his
minions Man-Cow, Rugger Man,
***SIGN*** Man-Cow
An abomination that's part cow, part human.
Fires breast milk in all directions
and can't stop itself when it gets started.
Its breast milk is acidic and making contact
results in a furious itch, as well as mysterious
rashes. Has four all-season tires in place of legs
and can traverse any terrain. Fueled by breast milk,
of course. Extremely scared of weaning.
***SIGN*** Rugger Man
A rugby player who wanted to be a baseball player, which
is why he uses baseball phrases like "Hey, batter batter"
or "nice swing". Has no love of rugby and doesn't care
if you mix it up with gridiron football. The canoe he rides
runs on hydropower. Slapping it makes it go faster, but if
it gets in a bad mood, sometimes it ignores Rugger Man
and speeds off wherever it likes (mainly down
Senkawa-dori and Kyuwaseda-dori).
***SIGN*** Calico Cat
A rare male calico. The one who brought Alice to Dark Nerima.
Calls himself a video game enthusiast. Never skips his workouts,
but aren't those muscles more of a turn-off? As for why he works out,
bluntly put, "So I can snatch new consoles and games and make a run
for it." Hates shooters, action games, RPGs, and simulation games.
**[03:55] Nadeshiko**
Calico Cat, Jonidan, Guilt Incarnate,
***SIGN*** Jonidan
The reincarnation of a jonidan sumo wrestler sacrificed to the gods.
The patterns on his body are said to be a vestige, but there are rumors
he drew them on himself. Look up "wicker man" for more details.
Regrets only making it to the jonidan division in sumo wrestling,
but there are no records to be found of him at all, so some think
he's just a chubby guy telling porkies.
***SIGN*** Guilt Incarnate
Just like his name says, the personification of all the guilt
in the world. From that, you'd think he'd be clingy, but he's
actually very easygoing. Obviously thinks saying sorry will
fix everything, which can get on your nerves. Sometimes
attacks by firing a guilt beam from his head. His guilt beam
is extremely sour. It's said to taste like black vinegar.
***SIGN*** Quarter Evening Cicada,
Quarter Brown Cicada, Et Cetera
Claims to be an elite specimen with all the best traits of cicadas,
but he's really just a mixed breed. Rare example of a cicada bad
at playing dead who gets found out instantly. Constantly receives
stern warnings from the All-Japan Association of Cicadas Playing
Dead. Despite this, he's always caught off guard and is easily
tricked by other cicadas playing dead. His hilarious reactions
are a big hit with the crowd.
**[03:57] Nadeshiko**
Quarter Evening Cicada,
Quarter Brown Cicada, Et Cetera,
***SIGN*** Walkers
Shogi pawns. They talk with thick accents that have no rhyme
or reason to them. Very arrogant despite being weak.
They side with those stronger than them and lead carefree lives.
**[04:00] Nadeshiko**
and the enemy grunts, the Walkers.
**[04:03] Nadeshiko**
I can't help but be scared.
**[04:04] Akira**
It's okay, Nadeko-chan.
**[04:06] Akira**
He said *NeriAli* World is set after
the end of the series finale.
***SIGN*** Episode 25
A Doggone Loser Yowls!
But Only the Norfolk Terrier
***SIGN*** Episode 25
A Doggone Loser Yowls!
But Only the Norfolk Terrier
***SIGN*** Top 3 Important Items in NeriAli
***SIGN*** Top 3 Important Items in NeriAli
***SIGN*** 1. Fountain of Captured Pieces
***SIGN*** 2. Russian Washlet
***SIGN*** 3. Scythe
**[04:10] Nadeshiko**
Oh, yeah.
**[04:11] Nadeshiko**
They defeat Chaos and the other bad guys
and put them inside a shogi bag.
**[04:16] Reimi**
Exactly.
**[04:17] Reimi**
I feel sorry for the people
who became Walkers.
**[04:20] Alice**
*Su-chan, you're too slow!*
**[04:21] Alice**
*Take that noose off already!*
**[04:23] Su-chan**
*Nuh-uh!*
**[04:24] Su-chan**
*I'll die if I take this off!*
**[04:25] Su-chan**
*It's my identity!*
**[04:26] Opie**
* If Man-Cow and the others catch us,*
* we'll be put to death!*
**[04:29] Opie**
*We're dead either way!*
**[04:32] Alice**
*Iron Monty!*
**[04:33] Iron Monty**
*You got it!*
**[04:36] Iron Monty**
*Mon!*
**[04:38] Su-chan**
*Dying, dying, dying!*
**[04:40] (Flashback) Shizuru**
Does Iron Monty get off on hurting people?
**[04:42] (Flashback) Yoka**
He used to be a pro torturer.
**[04:44] (Flashback) Yoka**
He takes pride in his torture,
**[04:46] (Flashback) Yoka**
but he hates being in pain himself.
**[04:50] (Flashback) Shizuru**
And Su-chan's the one who
always attempts suicide?
**[04:53] (Flashback) Yoka**
Yep.
**[04:53] (Flashback) Shizuru**
Opie's the one who spews
freaky juice when hurt,
**[04:57] (Flashback) Shizuru**
which makes everyone feel good?
**[04:59] (Flashback) Yoka**
Yeah, but it's been genetically
altered to be harmless to humans.
**[05:03] (Flashback) Shizuru**
Oh, who's this guy?
**[05:04] (Flashback) Shizuru**
The boss?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Yoka**
He's called Chaos.
**[05:06] (Flashback) Shizuru**
Because he KOs people with his stomping?
**[05:08] (Flashback) Yoka**
I think that's a part of it,
but it's written differently.
**[05:11] (Flashback) Yoka**
The spelling is a little more difficult.
**[05:13] Chaos**
*Look here.*
**[05:15] Chaos**
*I came up with a* real *good idea last night.*
**[05:19] (Flashback) Shizuru**
It looks like Alice doesn't
have any chance of winning.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Yoka**
Don't worry.
**[05:23] (Flashback) Yoka**
The world of Dark Oizumi
may seem topsy-turvy,
**[05:26] (Flashback) Yoka**
but it's all actually a shogi board.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Yoka**
When all's said and done, they all
have to obey the rules of shogi.
**[05:31] (Flashback) Yoka**
And so, once Alice figures that out,
**[05:34] (Flashback) Yoka**
she uses hasami shogi to
take down Chaos and his men,
**[05:37] (Flashback) Yoka**
leaving her free to return to Nerima.
**[05:39] (Flashback) Yoka**
But then, you won't believe
what happens next!
**[05:42] (Flashback) Yoka**
Oh, no!
**[05:43] (Flashback) Yoka**
I got carried away and started spoiling it!
**[05:45] (Flashback) Yoka**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:46] (Flashback) Shizuru**
It's fine, really.
**[05:47] (Flashback) Shizuru**
I don't mind.
**[05:54] Reimi**
Sounds like they're partying!
**[06:07] Stall Walker 1**
Welcome, welcome!
**[06:08] Stall Walker 1**
A crappy welcome to you!
**[06:09] Stall Walker 2**
Everything's cheap, cheap!
**[06:10] Stall Walker 2**
Cheap and shoddy!
***SIGN*** Signature Gutton Candy
***SIGN*** Signature Gutton Candy
**[06:11] Stall Walker 3**
Die right up and have a look!
**[06:13] Stall Walker 4**
Only 300 yen apiece!
**[06:15] Reimi**
Ugh, why's this place full of Walkers?
**[06:17] Akira**
I don't see any Darkizumites.
**[06:20] Shizuru**
You're right. But why?
**[06:21] Reimi**
The heck?
**[06:22] Reimi**
This isn't *NeriAli* at all!
**[06:24] Akira**
You said it.
**[06:25] Nadeshiko**
Um, excuse me.
**[06:26] Walker 1**
What, human girl?
**[06:28] Nadeshiko**
Is there some sort of festival going on?
**[06:30] Walker 1**
Why, we're celebrating the victory
of our mighty leader, Chaos-sama!
**[06:34] Reimi**
Huh? Why Chaos?
**[06:35] Reimi**
What about Alice?
**[06:36] Walker 1**
Alice-pi and her slimy
weasels are right there!
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
ALICE
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
IRON MONTY
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
OPIE
**[06:40] Reimi**
Alice! Iron Monty! Opie!
**[06:42] Reimi**
What happened to them?
**[06:43] Walker 1**
They're dead!
**[06:44] Reimi**
Huh? No way!
**[06:45] Akira**
Su-chan's missing.
**[06:46] Nadeshiko**
Is this a festival under the pretense
that Alice and the others died?
**[06:49] Walker 1**
Ignorance sure is a scary thing!
**[06:51] Walker 1**
Ali-li-lice tried to fight
back with hasami shogi,
**[06:54] Walker 1**
only to have the tables turned
on her with gunjin shogi!
***SIGN*** HERE LIES ALICE
**[06:56] Walker 1**
That's what we're celebrating tonight!
**[06:58] Reimi**
You're lying!
**[06:58] Walker 1**
Here's the proof!
**[07:00] Walker 1**
See what happens to the
Darkizumites who defy us!
**[07:02] Reimi**
Huh? Where are they?
**[07:07] Reimi**
No, no, no!
**[07:08] Reimi**
This would never happen in *NeriAli*!
**[07:10] Walker 1**
All right, fine.
**[07:12] Walker 1**
The four of you, tell these kids
how it went down!
**[07:15] Jonidan**
Jonidan, silver-general-turned-engineer.
**[07:17] Jonidan**
I ensnared that torture-loving freak in a trap
and subjected him to torture.
**[07:21] Quarter**
Knight-turned-cavalry, Quarter the Cicada.
**[07:24] Quarter**
I kicked that no-good druggie to death!
**[07:27] Guilt Incarnate**
I, Guilt Incarnate, lance-turned-spy,
**[07:31] Guilt Incarnate**
launched a sneak attack on the noose girl.
**[07:33] Guilt Incarnate**
But she got away from me at the last moment.
**[07:35] Guilt Incarnate**
I'm sorry!
**[07:35] Calico Cat**
Gold-general-turned-mine reporting in.
**[07:38] Calico Cat**
I killed Alice in an explosion!
***SIGN*** Chaos-sama in
Chaos Land
**[07:41] Reimi**
This isn't *NeriAli* at all!
**[07:42] Calico Cat**
That's right.
**[07:43] Calico Cat**
You're in *Chaos-sama in Chaos Land* now.
**[07:45] Calico Cat**
A magical kingdom you can enter
but never leave.
**[07:49] Calico Cat**
Sucks to be you.
**[07:50] Reimi**
Huh?
**[07:50] Reimi**
What's all this nonsense you made up?
**[07:52] Reimi**
Whatever!
**[07:53] Reimi**
This place isn't *NeriAli* at all!
**[07:55] Reimi**
Let's head to Ikebukuro already!
**[07:57] Quarter**
Death for you!
**[07:58] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry, that's a death sentence.
**[08:00] Jonidan**
Death to them!
**[08:01] Calico Cat**
Death penalty.
**[08:06] Chaos**
Huh? Where are you from?
**[08:08] Chaos**
You cocky little kids.
**[08:09] Akira**
Agano.
**[08:10] Chaos**
And where are you going?
**[08:12] Reimi**
We told you, Ikebukuro!
**[08:13] Chaos**
I can't let you do that.
**[08:15] Chaos**
Someone who's a real pain told me
not to let anyone through.
**[08:19] Chaos**
All of you, capture them!
**[08:20] Chaos**
No more failures!
**[08:22] Chaos**
Like that time with the animal!
**[08:24] Akira**
What now?
**[08:25] Reimi**
What do you mean, "what now?"
**[08:26] Shizuru**
For now, we need to run away!
**[08:35] Akira**
I know, the escalator!
**[08:37] Shizuru**
What about it?
**[08:38] Akira**
You know, in the real *NeriAli*,
**[08:40] Akira**
this is where the entrance to Dark Nerima is.
**[08:43] Reimi**
Oh, I get it!
**[08:43] Reimi**
You mean, it might let us
find a place to hide out!
**[08:48] Reimi**
Oh, bingo!
**[08:50] Reimi**
Just like in the show! I'm impressed.
**[08:52] Reimi**
And, and!
**[08:53] Reimi**
Beyond here lies a world of oddities!
**[08:57] Darkizumiite 1**
Spare us!
**[08:58] Darkizumiite 2**
We're nobodies!
**[08:59] Darkizumiite 3**
We have nothing here.
**[09:00] Reimi**
Where are we?
***SIGN*** 12-Cheese
***SIGN*** Beef Bowl
***SIGN*** Medium: 480 yen
(tax included)
***SIGN*** Large: 600 yen
(tax included)
***SIGN*** Mozzarella Samsø Cheddar Gorgonzola
Camembert Coulommiers Chaource Gouda
Raclette Valençay Pecorino String Cheese
***SIGN*** Beef Bowl
Scrambled Egg
and Beef Bowl
Beef Plate
Salad
Raw Egg
***SIGN*** M 320 yen
L 400 yen
M 380 yen
L 460 yen
M 260 yen
L 340 yen
80 yen
50 yen
***SIGN*** WE DON'T
SERVE
PORK
BOWLS
**[09:01] Nadeshiko**
What are you doing here?
**[09:02] Darkizumiite 3**
We're just hiding,
so please don't rat us out.
**[09:05] Reimi**
Huh, a secret hideout?
**[09:07] Akira**
A resistance group! So cool!
**[09:09] Darkizumiite 1**
We wouldn't dare.
**[09:10] Reimi**
Hey, hey. Why'd all this happen?
**[09:12] Reimi**
I thought the Darkizumites were
living happy lives with Alice.
**[09:16] Darkizumiite 3**
We were, but the shogi bag trapping
the bad guys inside suddenly tore open,
**[09:20] Darkizumiite 3**
and out came Chaos and the others.
**[09:22] Darkizumiite 5**
Then Chaos took over in no time,
and now we're here!
**[09:24] Darkizumiite 5**
It's been like this for a week!
**[09:25] Shizuru**
So this all happened recently?
**[09:28] Akira**
Why all of a sudden?
**[09:32] Reimi**
What's that?
**[09:33] Darkizumiite 5**
Nothing, nothing!
**[09:34] Reimi**
How fishy.
**[09:39] Su-chan**
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me!
**[09:41] Reimi**
It's Su-chan!
**[09:43] Reimi**
I'm so happy!
**[09:44] Reimi**
Can you autograph this? Please!
**[09:46] Su-chan**
Are you going to kill me?
**[09:47] Group**
No, we're not!
**[09:49] Nadeshiko**
So the folks of Dark Oizumi
gave you a place to hide, Su-chan?
**[09:53] Su-chan**
Who are you?
**[09:54] Nadeshiko**
Just a passing stranger.
**[09:55] Reimi**
They're after us, just like you.
**[09:58] Shizuru**
Hey, is it true that Alice
and the rest are dead?
**[10:01] Su-chan**
It's more like they disappeared
instead of died.
**[10:03] Akira**
Like in *The Human Vapor*?
**[10:05] Su-chan**
They got ambushed in gunjin shogi
and went kaboom.
**[10:08] Nadeshiko**
"Kaboom"?
**[10:09] Su-chan**
Literal explosions.
**[10:11] Su-chan**
I managed to run away, but the
other three ended up as shards.
**[10:15] Shizuru**
Shards?
**[10:16] Su-chan**
If the shards still exist, we can bring
Alice and the others back to life.
**[10:20] Su-chan**
That's why Chaos sealed the shards away.
**[10:22] Shizuru**
Where?
**[10:23] Su-chan**
Their graves.
**[10:24] Reimi**
I see.
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
ALICE
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
IRON MONTY
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
OPIE
**[10:25] Reimi**
You need the special scythe that the
gravedigger has to open a grave, right?
***SIGN*** Signature Gutton Candy
***SIGN*** Signature Gutton Candy
**[10:29] Akira**
I saw the gravedigger running a stall.
**[10:31] Reimi**
Ah, I remember him.
**[10:32] Nadeshiko**
Bring the shards, and...
**[10:34] Nadeshiko**
Oh, I know!
**[10:35] Su-chan**
Exactly.
**[10:36] Su-chan**
Place the shards in the legendary
Fountain of Captured Pieces,
**[10:39] Su-chan**
and it'll bring them back to life.
**[10:40] Akira**
Wait a minute.
**[10:41] Akira**
Isn't that what they used before
to bring Man-Cow back?
**[10:44] Nadeshiko**
In the book, they said it's pretty risky.
**[10:47] Darkizumiite 5**
Risky or not, it's the only option we have!
**[10:49] Shizuru**
So you mean we steal the
gravedigger's scythe by force,
**[10:52] Shizuru**
open up the graves by force,
**[10:54] Shizuru**
and bring the shards to the Fountain
of Captured Pieces by force...
**[10:57] Reimi**
And hooray, Alice is back!
**[10:59] Nadeshiko**
Where was the Fountain
of Captured Pieces, again?
**[11:01] Darkizumiite 3**
In Chaos's holiday home.
**[11:03] Nadeshiko**
That sounds impossible.
**[11:04] Darkizumiite 1**
Not an issue. Take a look.
**[11:06] Darkizumiite 5**
We risked our lives to steal this
from his holiday home.
**[11:08] Darkizumiite 5**
We swapped it out with
diluted iodine tincture.
**[11:11] Darkizumiite 5**
Swimming in *that* will sting you
right in the you-know-where.
**[11:13] Shizuru**
I don't really get it, but sure!
**[11:15] Reimi**
I'm all pumped up!
**[11:19] Guard Walker 1**
Who goes there?!
**[11:20] Shizuru**
What a rude question, gano!
**[11:22] Shizuru**
Walker N501Y accompanied
by four others, gano!
**[11:25] Reimi**
Agano.
**[11:25] Akira**
Higashi-Agano.
**[11:26] Nadeshiko**
Nishi-Agano.
**[11:27] Su-chan**
Musashi-Agano!
**[11:29] Guard Walker 1**
Oh, I do apologize.
**[11:30] Guard Walker 2**
So, how goes it?
**[11:30] Shizuru**
Everything normal, gano.
**[11:32] Shizuru**
Nice and chaotic, koma.
**[11:34] Reimi**
Bushi bushi.
**[11:35] Akira**
Iruma.
**[11:35] Nadeshiko**
Kotesashi!
**[11:36] Su-chan**
Sugamo Prison.
**[11:39] Su-chan**
Sugamo Prison.
**[11:40] Su-chan**
Pri-pri-prison.
**[11:41] Shizuru**
Hey, mister, what'll it run me?
**[11:43] Stall Walker 3**
Didja hit yer head?
**[11:44] Stall Walker 3**
It's all free on account of our victory!
**[11:46] Stall Walker 3**
A batty beetle knows better!
**[11:47] Reimi**
We'll take five freshly made ones, then!
**[11:49] Stall Walker 3**
Okay, five it is.
**[11:51] Stall Walker 3**
Been squeezing out entrails for thirty years.
**[11:53] Stall Walker 3**
So delicious, they're practically to die for.
**[11:54] Stall Walker 3**
Actually, just die! Die!
**[11:56] Nadeshiko**
Wow! You're an expert at this, mister!
**[11:58] Stall Walker 3**
You bet yer sweet bottom!
**[11:59] Shizuru**
Make mine even bigger!
**[12:00] Reimi**
The next Chaos right here!
**[12:01] Akira**
Fujimidai!
**[12:03] Group**
Fujimidai!
**[12:04] Stall Walker 3**
Okay, let's really get 'er going!
**[12:06] Stall Walker 3**
Pile 'er on high!
**[12:11] Stall Walker 3**
Why's this gone haywire?
**[12:14] Stall Walker 3**
A niño like me working entrails
for fifty years, slipping up?
**[12:17] Stall Walker 3**
Pwha?!
**[12:20] Group**
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
**[12:28] Shizuru**
Doing this feels wrong.
**[12:28] Group**
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
**[12:30] Su-chan**
Do it like you're beheading them for real.
**[12:32] Shizuru**
Here I go!
**[12:38] Shizuru**
What's this?
**[12:39] Su-chan**
A shard.
**[12:40] Shizuru**
Not what I expected.
**[12:41] Group**
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
**[12:45] Group**
Tokorozawa-zawa! Tokorozawa-zawa!
**[12:46] Shizuru**
Okay, let's book it!
**[12:50] Reimi**
Yay! It really worked.
**[12:51] Su-chan**
I owe you all for this.
**[12:52] Su-chan**
Thanks.
**[12:57] Stall Walker 3**
Eureekus!
**[12:59] Stall Walker 3**
It's the suicidal girl!
**[13:00] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry! Prepare yourself!
**[13:04] Stall Walker 3**
Ouch!
**[13:04] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry!
**[13:05] Shizuru**
Su-chan, hurry!
**[13:09] Darkizumiite 1**
Oh, Alice!
**[13:10] Darkizumiite 2**
Iron Monty!
**[13:11] Darkizumiite 3**
Opie...
**[13:12] Reimi**
How can you tell?
**[13:13] Darkizumiite 2**
From their scent.
**[13:19] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry, but what are you doing?!
**[13:21] Guilt Incarnate**
Sheesh, I'm fed up with this!
**[13:31] Shizuru**
What? What happened?!
**[13:32] Su-chan**
Oh, no!
**[13:33] Su-chan**
They're dead, dead, dead!
**[13:34] Darkizumiite 4**
But why?!
**[13:35] Darkizumiite 4**
Did we steal the wrong stuff?!
**[13:36] Darkizumiite 5**
There's absolutely no way!
**[13:37] Darkizumiite 2**
Did they change the settings on
the Fountain of Captured Pieces?
**[13:40] Darkizumiite 5**
And who exactly did *that*?!
**[13:41] Darkizumiite 2**
Don't ask *me*!
**[13:49] Guilt Incarnate**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[13:51] Reimi**
Wh-What do we do?!
**[13:52] Reimi**
There!
**[13:53] Nadeshiko**
Reimi-chan, you're making it worse!
**[14:03] Darkizumiite 1**
Su-chan!
**[14:04] Darkizumiite 2**
Su-chan, our last hope, is gone!
**[14:06] Darkizumiite 3**
It's all over!
**[14:13] Group**
O! H! V!
**[14:17] Darkizumiite 2**
We're done for!
**[14:17] Darkizumiite 3**
It's no use! It's over!
**[14:18] Darkizumiite 5**
They'll kill all of us!
**[14:20] Darkizumiite 1**
The end! Fin! Finito!
**[14:21] Reimi**
It's too early to give up!
**[14:22] Nadeshiko**
Yeah, I'm sure we can make things work...
**[14:24] Darkizumiite 4**
Spare us your fake concern!
**[14:25] Darkizumiite 5**
It's the end for all of us!
**[14:26] Darkizumiite 1**
Alice!
**[14:27] Nadeshiko**
That's not true!
**[14:33] Nadeshiko**
Snap out of it already!
**[14:36] Nadeshiko**
Alice and her friends are gone for good!
**[14:39] Nadeshiko**
You can't change what's already happened!
**[14:41] Nadeshiko**
It's too late for all these regrets!
**[14:44] Nadeshiko**
It's all over!
**[14:45] Nadeshiko**
There's no point in thinking over and over
about what you could have done after the fact.
***SIGN*** Entrance
Ceremony
**[14:58] Nadeshiko**
So instead, let's think about what
we can do now—and act on it.
**[15:05] Darkizumiite 2**
Alice.
**[15:06] Darkizumiite 3**
She's just like Alice.
**[15:08] Darkizumiite 5**
The spitting image of her.
**[15:10] Darkizumiite 1**
She might be able to bring us
back to the old, fun times!
**[15:13] Darkizumiite 5**
Hey!
**[15:14] Darkizumiite 4**
Yeah!
**[15:14] Darkizumiite 4**
Voila!
**[15:16] Darkizumiite 4**
Alice left these behind.
**[15:18] Darkizumiite 4**
Go on!
**[15:18] Nadeshiko**
What do you mean, "go on"?
**[15:19] Reimi**
Wait, are those the real deal?
**[15:21] Reimi**
I wanna try 'em on!
**[15:21] Darkizumiite 1**
You're the only one who can save Dark Oizumi!
**[15:24] Darkizumiite 2**
We've been waiting for you!
**[15:25] Nadeshiko**
No, I'm not!
**[15:26] Darkizumiite 2**
Go on, just change.
**[15:26] Darkizumiite 3**
I'll cover their eyes!
**[15:27] Nadeshiko**
Hey, wait!
**[15:28] Nadeshiko**
I get it! I can dress myself!
**[15:29] Darkizumiite 5**
Go on!
**[15:34] Darkizumiite 2**
She looks just like her!
**[15:35] Darkizumiite 1**
A dead ringer!
**[15:36] Darkizumiite 4**
A little chubby, but otherwise perfect!
**[15:38] Nadeshiko**
Chubby?!
**[15:38] Reimi**
I'm so jealous...
**[15:40] Group**
P! C! R!
**[15:42] Darkizumiite 2**
Looking at them closely...
**[15:43] Darkizumiite 5**
There's a resemblance.
**[15:44] Darkizumiite 2**
Squint and they look like the real thing.
**[15:46] Darkizumiite 1**
Dead ringers.
**[15:47] Darkizumiite 1**
Opie and Iron Monty!
**[15:49] Shizuru**
Yeah, right!
**[15:50] Akira**
I, for one, am flattered.
**[15:51] Reimi**
No fair!
**[15:52] Reimi**
What about me, then?
**[15:53] Darkizumiite 1**
Su-chan, I guess.
**[15:54] Reimi**
You guess?!
**[15:55] Group**
We're begging you!
**[15:56] Darkizumiite 3**
How wonderful!
**[15:57] Darkizumiite 5**
Perfection.
**[15:58] Shizuru**
Aren't these just cosplay?
**[16:00] Akira**
Powers not included, right?
**[16:01] Darkizumiite 1**
Rest assured.
**[16:02] Darkizumiite 1**
I'm sure that we were normal
humans like you in the past.
**[16:05] Darkizumiite 1**
But now, we're Darkizumites in body
and mind, overdependency and all.
**[16:09] Darkizumiite 2**
So dressing up like that might just
give you their powers, too!
**[16:13] Guilt Incarnate**
I apologize, but prepare yourselves!
**[16:16] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry, what is this? Sorry!
**[16:18] Walker**
This is pickled ginger juice!
**[16:20] Guilt Incarnate**
My eyes sting!
**[16:21] Darkizumiite 3**
Now's your chance!
**[16:27] Shizuru**
Where are we?
**[16:28] Group**
Check! Check! Check!
**[16:31] Jonidan**
Seize them! Time for some tough love!
**[16:37] Reimi**
Oh, yeah, Nadeko-chan.
**[16:38] Reimi**
That thing on your skirt.
**[16:40] Reimi**
It turns into a bow!
**[16:41] Nadeshiko**
This thing?
**[16:41] Akira**
That's right.
**[16:42] Akira**
It's a multi-weapon that the Horsehair
Worm Man made from an umbrella!
**[16:45] Nadeshiko**
I don't have any arrows, though.
**[16:47] Akira**
We're surrounded by grave markers!
**[16:48] Nadeshiko**
What?
**[16:49] Nadeshiko**
Isn't that bad karma?
**[16:50] Akira**
Karmic retribution stopped being
a thing after 7G. Probably...
**[16:54] Nadeshiko**
You really think so?
**[16:56] Nadeshiko**
I don't know who you are, but sorry!
**[17:02] Shizuru**
Agano archery's something else.
**[17:04] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry, but prepare yourselves!
**[17:08] Akira**
Huh?
**[17:14] Akira**
A lance, and now a knight?
**[17:16] Akira**
That's not gunjin shogi!
**[17:18] Chaos**
What are you spineless cowards doing?
**[17:19] Chaos**
You're on a battlefield!
**[17:21] Chaos**
Bring a little more chaos!
**[17:36] Reimi**
That hurts!
**[17:43] Akira**
I've figured it out!
**[17:44] Nadeshiko**
Figured what out?
**[17:45] Akira**
They're all following the rules of shogi!
**[17:47] Reimi**
I don't know how to play shogi!
**[17:49] Akira**
I'm starting to feel like none
of this is chaotic at all.
**[17:52] Akira**
Shizuru-chan!
**[17:53] Akira**
Calico Cat is a shogi gold general!
**[17:54] Shizuru**
So what?
**[17:55] Akira**
Gold generals can't move
diagonally backwards!
**[17:56] Shizuru**
I see. No wonder!
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
CALICO CAT
**[18:04] Nadeshiko**
Wow, you're amazing, Akira-chan.
**[18:06] Guilt Incarnate**
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
**[18:08] Nadeshiko**
Guilt Incarnate was a lance, wasn't he?
**[18:12] Guilt**
Sorry!
**[18:15] Jonidan**
Tottari, tottari, tottari!
**[18:16] Reimi**
Hey, stop, you creep!
**[18:18] Akira**
Reimi!
**[18:19] Akira**
Jonidan is a silver general,
**[18:20] Akira**
so his weak spots are directly
to his left, right, and back!
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
JONIDAN
**[18:31] Nadeshiko**
Agano archery target leading
should handle a jumping knight.
**[18:39] Rugger Man**
Nice swing!
**[18:40] Rugger Man**
Nice swing! Nice swing!
**[18:46] Rugger Man**
No prob, no prob, no prob, no prob!
**[18:52] Rugger Man**
Game set.
**[18:55] Akira**
Now!
***SIGN*** HERE LIES
MAN-COW
**[19:09] Akira**
I knew it.
**[19:11] Akira**
They may be shogi pieces,
but they go down like dominoes.
**[19:13] Walker**
Run away!
**[19:17] Walker**
Anything but that!
**[19:19] Walker**
I can't take this!
**[19:20] Walker**
Run for it!
**[19:22] Chaos**
Hey!
**[19:23] Chaos**
Don't leave the king behind and
run away, you stupid pawns!
**[19:28] Akira**
Hey, we know what's going on, Chaos.
**[19:30] Akira**
You say chaos this, chaos that,
but you're not chaotic at all.
**[19:33] Nadeshiko**
It looks like you can't
escape the rules of shogi.
**[19:35] Shizuru**
So you're just a lapdog that dreams of chaos.
**[19:38] Reimi**
How sad.
**[19:39] Chaos**
Shut up!
**[19:39] Chaos**
I'm plenty chaotic!
**[19:40] Akira**
Besides, a game of shogi
without any pawns is a lost cause!
**[19:43] Nadeshiko**
Give it up already!
**[19:44] Darkizumiite**
Kill him! Kill him!
**[19:47] Chaos**
Tokiwaman!
**[19:47] Chaos**
Add to subscription!
**[19:49] Akira**
Grab him!
**[19:54] Akira**
That sure is an old-looking design
that doesn't fit with *NeriAli*.
**[19:58] Chaos**
Look at what you've done!
**[19:59] Chaos**
The Witch Queen of Ikebukuro
will hear about this!
**[20:02] Chaos**
Yoka-hime will not tolerate your actions!
**[20:05] Shizuru**
Yoka?
**[20:06] Shizuru**
By "Yoka-hime," do you mean Yoka?
**[20:08] Shizuru**
Nakatomi Yoka?!
**[20:10] Chaos**
Yeah! You sure do know a lot
for a bunch of backwater hicks!
**[20:13] Reimi**
Of course we know her! She's our friend!
**[20:15] Nadeshiko**
We're going to Ikebukuro to meet her!
**[20:17] Chaos**
What?!
**[20:18] Chaos**
She'd never give you insolent
punks the time of day!
**[20:20] Chaos**
She's Yoka, the Witch Queen!
**[20:22] Chaos**
The fearsome ruler of Ikebukuro,
not to mention the entire world!
**[20:25] Shizuru**
You're lying!
**[20:26] Chaos**
You'll all be turned into egg custard!
**[20:27] Chaos**
Serves you right!
**[20:29] Chaos**
Must report, must report!
**[20:32] Nadeshiko**
What does he mean by Witch Queen?
**[20:35] Akira**
That said, now we know Yoka-chan is safe.
**[20:38] Nadeshiko**
That's true.
**[20:39] Reimi**
Chaos must have been bluffing.
**[20:42] Group**
Thank you!
**[20:44] Darkizumiite 6**
Now Oizumi-gakuen can finally be at peace!
**[20:47] Darkizumiite 3**
Please continue to watch over us
for eternity, Queen Alice-sama.
**[20:53] Nadeshiko**
What? No can do.
**[20:55] Nadeshiko**
We need to head over to Ikebukuro.
**[20:58] Darkizumiite 1**
Who will be our ruler, then?!
**[20:59] Reimi**
Take care of it yourselves.
**[21:01] Darkizumiite 5**
We have dependency issues, you know!
**[21:02] Darkizumiite 5**
What if the Walkers come
back to settle the score?!
**[21:05] Nadeshiko**
Good luck.
**[21:05] Nadeshiko**
I'm sure you can handle it.
**[21:06] Darkizumiite 5**
How irresponsible!
**[21:07] Nadeshiko**
Are we really?
**[21:08] Reimi**
Whatever. Just give us back our clothes.
**[21:10] Darkizumiite 2**
Hey, wait...
**[21:21] Nadeshiko**
You know...
**[21:23] Nadeshiko**
The 7G incident has to be the reason that
the town became *NeriAli* World, right?
**[21:28] Reimi**
Then, out of nowhere,
Chaos and the Walkers came back
**[21:32] Reimi**
and turned it into Bad Guy World.
**[21:34] Nadeshiko**
Why did that happen
after they were fine for so long?
**[21:37] Akira**
Someone deliberately tampered
with the world of *NeriAli*?
**[21:40] Reimi**
But why?
**[21:41] Akira**
I'm not sure.
**[21:42] Nadeshiko**
They gained gunjin shogi powers
for a short amount of time,
**[21:46] Nadeshiko**
and the settings for the Fountain of
Captured Pieces got changed, too.
**[21:49] Reimi**
All these mysteries worry me,
but what concerns me the most is still...
**[21:55] Akira**
Yeah.
**[21:56] Nadeshiko**
Of course.
**[22:04] Shizuru**
Yoka...
**[22:07] Shizuru**
the Witch Queen?