E5 - I've Got a Tail, Too, You Know?

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    All done! I can go home today.
[00:13] ---
    I wonder what's for dinner tonight.
[00:22] ---
    Senko appeared suddenly one day,
    but now I'm used to having her around.
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    The scary thing about getting used to her
    is that I've also come to expect
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    that I'll have fluffy-fluff
    nearby all the time.
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    "Esthetic Massage"
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    I have to remember to show thanks
    for this special treatment.
[00:52] ---
    Senko, do you mind?
[00:55] ---
    You're incorrigible.
[00:57] ---
    Hmm. I've been too indulgent lately.
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    I'm back!
[01:09] ---
    Welcome home!
[01:20] ---
    Another one?
[01:40] ---
    "The Helpful Fox Senko-san"
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    "Episode 5: I've got a tail, too, you know?"
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    So, you're finally home, Nakano!
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    Um... yes.
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    My name is Shiro.
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    The renowned Inari demigod fox!
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    Sorry, Kuroto, I neglected to ask you,
[03:07] ---
    but she said she wouldn't
    leave until she'd eaten.
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    Well, if you don't mind
    this small apartment...
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    A meal shared with others is more delicious!
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    I knew you'd understand.
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    Here.
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    Thank you.
[03:34] ---
    Let's eat!
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    Wow...
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    Ahh...
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    All of this fluff is truly a thing of beauty.
[03:48] ---
    Hmm! I feel a pair of wicked eyes on me...
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    Ah, no, it's just... Your tail is
    such a pretty, pure white!
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    Of course, I suppose it is
    my fault for being beautiful.
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    It's no surprise that it captivates you.
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    A pure white tail is proof of pure blood!
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    Ohh--
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    You can't talk like that
    with rice stuck to your face.
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    It does kill the mood a bit.
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    Thank you for dinner.
[04:25] ---
    Thank you! Sen, your fried tofu
    was cooked just right!
[04:30] ---
    Yeah, it was delicious.
[04:32] ---
    Oh, good!
[04:35] ---
    Of course it was! Sen is the best
    fried tofu cook of all the fox demigods!
[04:39] ---
    I see. Is that so?
[04:42] ---
    You're praising me too much.
[04:44] ---
    No, I'm not!
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    I just love fried tofu,
    and yours is exceptionally good,
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    so I ate too much!
[04:51] ---
    I am sorry about that.
[04:54] ---
    So, foxes really do like fried tofu, huh?
[05:01] ---
    --Actually, that's not quite true.
    --Mm-hmm.
[05:03] ---
    Huh?
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    We're omnivores, so it's not
    as though we don't eat it,
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    but meat is what we like best.
[05:09] ---
    Oh, really?
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    Fried tofu started being offered to us
    as a substitute for mouse tempura.
[05:16] ---
    Mouse tempura...?
[05:18] ---
    You mean you didn't know that?
[05:20] ---
    Sorry.
[05:22] ---
    We get so many fried tofu donations...
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    Oh, my!
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    And after having cooked it so many times,
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    it started to feel weird if we don't have it.
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    I see. It's a part of your routine now.
[05:36] ---
    Yes, I suppose so.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, but cooking it every
    day must be too much.
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    I'm always making you eat it.
[05:45] ---
    I'll try to find other things to cook.
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    --It's fine.
    --Hmm?
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    You don't have to change a thing.
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    I'd feel weird without your fried tofu, too.
[05:59] ---
    Are you turning into a fox yourself?
[06:01] ---
    Uh, I'm not sure about
    the ears and tail part...
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    That's right! They wouldn't suit you at all!
[06:11] ---
    Shiro, if you're satisfied,
    isn't it about time you went home?
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    Excuse me!
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    But I didn't come here simply
    to enjoy your cooking.
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    Huh?
[06:21] ---
    Nakano! I have business with you!
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    With me?
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    That's right.
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    Those that serve me always look happy.
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    You look quite worn-out.
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    That's why I'm going to give you a treat...
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    I'll let you pet my head!
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    --Huh...?
    --Heh...
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    You really don't mind?
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    You're not going to get mad
    or summon lightning or anything?
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    Huh? I'd never do that!
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    Okay, then.
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    Very good!
[07:15] ---
    Sh-She looks so happy...
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    It's like her happiness is flowing
    through to me when I pet her.
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    Let--
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    Let me join in.
[07:50] ---
    Okay...
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    It's nice to be pet, too, huh?
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    E-Every now and then.
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    Two fluffy-fluffs
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    right before my eyes.
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    Wh... What a happy sight!
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    What lovely petting! I like you, Nakano!
[08:43] ---
    Th-Thanks...
[08:45] ---
    I'll give you a little reward.
    What would you like?
[08:48] ---
    A reward?
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    Shiro, stop that! Kuroto--
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    Stay out of it, Sen. You
    aren't satisfying him!
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    Oh, no, Senko being here
    has been more than enough help!
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    There's no need to hold back.
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    Just give in to it.
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    My eyes know all and see all,
    nothing can be hidden from them.
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    Shiro--
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    Release the hidden desires that dwell
    in the depths of your heart!
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    My desires...
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    Well, then!
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    Let me...
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    "Let me..."
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    --...fluff your...
    --"...fluff your..."
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    "...tail"?
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    That beautiful fur, like
    freshly-fallen snow...
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    I've wanted to fluff it
    from the moment I laid eyes on it!
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    Hold on! Not my tail!
[10:08] ---
    Listen to me! Nakano, stop! Stop it!
[10:15] ---
    Eek! Sen, help me!
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    --Bah.
    --Sen!
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    Fluffy-fluff!
[10:33] ---
    The... The fluffy-fluff!
    It went through the wall!
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    Calm down.
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    Ugh, I'm done with this!
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    I just want to pet cats
    for the rest of my life!
[10:48] ---
    Maybe I'll get an imaginary cat.
[10:50] ---
    C'mere, little Tama!
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    "This is what happens
    when you stay up all night"
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    Hi.
[11:03] ---
    Ta... Tama?!
[11:05] ---
    Who's Tama? I'm Shiro.
[11:09] ---
    Sorry for barging in.
[11:16] ---
    Well, I guess I'm hallucinating now.
[11:20] ---
    I'm done. Time to sleep.
[11:25] ---
    Come on, cheer up.
    I've got a tail, too, you know?
[11:34] ---
    Okay.
[11:40] ---
    Aww, I wanted to fluff that white furball...
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    Look after that boy? You must be kidding.
[11:51] ---
    I won't be pampering him again.
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    Bleh!
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    "The Helpful Fox Senko-san"
[12:05] ---
    I'm back...
[12:07] ---
    Welcome home!
[12:16] ---
    Your bath water is ready.
[12:30] ---
    Okay!
[12:34] ---
    Kuroto, the bath is ready.
[12:37] ---
    Oh, okay. Do you mind if I go first?
[12:40] ---
    Not at all!
[12:41] ---
    Actually, you do have a
    bit of a strong scent.
[12:45] ---
    Please don't smell me!
[12:47] ---
    I'm sorry, I couldn't shower
    while I was spending the night at work.
[12:53] ---
    That must have been hard.
[12:56] ---
    Once you've had your bath,
    it's off to bed with you!
[12:59] ---
    Okay.
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    Bath time.
[13:04] ---
    Ouch!
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    I love baths.
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    The heat works wonders.
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    If I could just fall asleep like this...
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    Kuroto.
[13:40] ---
    Senko?
[13:45] ---
    You must be tired!
    Let me scrub your back for you!
[13:52] ---
    No, thank you.
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    Come now, no need to be polite.
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    Ahh!
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    You can't run away from me!
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    Just accept it already.
[14:05] ---
    I guess I forgot.
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    Don't worry. I won't do anything strange.
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    I'm going to scrub your back, that's all.
[14:14] ---
    Even if she's 800 years old,
    she's still a woman.
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    Hang on!
[14:21] ---
    What is it?
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    At least put on a bath towel.
[14:25] ---
    Do I really need to?
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    It's not like there's a lot to look at here.
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    Well, if you don't mind.
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    Let me scrub your back, too!
    You're always helping me, after all.
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    What a nice boy!
[14:43] ---
    I'll be able to see the base of her tail!
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    ♪ Mm, mm, mm! Mm, mm, mm! ♪
[14:53] ---
    It's a little uncomfortable,
    the two of us in this tiny bath.
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    But nothing ventured, nothing gained!
[14:58] ---
    Mm! Okay, I'm ready to scrub!
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    The warmth of her small hands...
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    Not too rough, not too gentle...
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    An exquisite balance of force!
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    Having these hard-to-reach places
    scrubbed so thoroughly feels amazing!
[15:22] ---
    Ah, just a little to the right!
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    Here?
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    That's the spot! Wonderful!
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    Mm!
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    But that's not all.
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    I should feel so uncomfortable
    right now, and yet...
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    Why?
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    Why do I feel so at ease?
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    I wonder if it's because it
    reminds me of my youth?
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    Yeah, it's just like family...
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    Are there any spots that need more scrubbing?
[15:55] ---
    Nope!
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    All right, I'll give it a rinse, then!
[16:06] ---
    It sounds like it was quite relaxing for you!
[16:09] ---
    Yes, you're really good at that.
[16:13] ---
    I'm glad to hear it!
[16:15] ---
    Let's see if I can repay the favor!
[16:19] ---
    All right, then!
[16:21] ---
    Okay, here I go!
[16:23] ---
    Mm!
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    You're quite good!
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    Leave it to me!
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    Looking at her like this,
    her back is so small...
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    And her skin is so soft and smooth...
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    And this tail...
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    Ahh, she really has one!
[16:46] ---
    I'm going to rinse you off now.
[16:47] ---
    Okay.
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    What's wrong?
[17:04] ---
    You look as though
    you've just seen the world end.
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    The fluffability is...
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    Bathtubs sure are great.
[17:17] ---
    Yep.
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    I feel like we're family bathing together!
[17:21] ---
    Hmph! Naturally, I'd be the mother!
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    Bathing as a family reminds me
    of a trick we used to do.
[17:29] ---
    What trick?
[17:31] ---
    Using your hands as a water gun!
[17:33] ---
    Eep! What's that?
[17:36] ---
    I used to do this a lot when I was little.
[17:50] ---
    Give it a try, Senko.
[17:53] ---
    Mm! Like this?
[17:55] ---
    Yeah.
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    Ready, go!
[17:59] ---
    I win!
[18:00] ---
    You're quite good at it!
[18:05] ---
    I sound just like a kid
    getting himself all excited.
[18:13] ---
    To tell you the truth...
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    ...you seemed so out of it, I was worried
    you'd drown in here all alone.
[18:27] ---
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[18:32] ---
    I made you worry, huh?
    I'll try to take better care of myself.
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    You've got it all wrong.
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    What do you think I'm here for?
[18:43] ---
    Work has worn you out.
    You should just say so
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    and let me look after you.
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    Senko...
[18:51] ---
    I'm here to keep you from drowning!
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    Thank you.
[19:08] ---
    This bath is a little small
    for two people, though.
[19:11] ---
    I suppose so.
[19:13] ---
    Oh, I need to take you
    to the secret magical hot spring!
[19:17] ---
    Is it the foxes' secret hot spring?
[19:18] ---
    Yes! It's big and has a lovely view!
[19:22] ---
    Ooh, that sounds like it'd be
    very relaxing!
[19:25] ---
    I can't wait!
[19:27] ---
    Okay!
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    Ahh...
[19:41] ---
    That was a nice bath, but I wonder
    if her tail will go back to normal?
[19:43] ---
    "Wilt..."
[19:46] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[19:48] ---
    Mm! Hair driers sure are useful!
[19:59] ---
    Y-Your tail is back to normal!
[20:01] ---
    Of course it is!
[20:03] ---
    Tails are very important to demigod foxes.
[20:08] ---
    That's why I always take the time
    to carefully maintain it,
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    and make sure it's in tip-top shape!
[20:17] ---
    --Fluffy!
    --Eep!
[20:20] ---
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[20:22] ---
    Goodness! Your love for fluff
    is a little troubling.
[20:26] ---
    Do you mind?
[20:27] ---
    Go ahead.
[20:30] ---
    Lately, I've been thinking
    I indulge a little too much.
[20:34] ---
    Still...
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    If it makes you feel better,
    then I'm happy to oblige!
[20:42] ---
    Okay!
[20:43] ---
    All right!
[20:45] ---
    Here I go!
[20:46] ---
    Please!
[20:48] ---
    --Fluff!
    --Eep!
[20:52] ---
    Eep!
[20:54] ---
    I did a lot of fluffy-fluffing
    that night. Thank you, Senko!
[22:32] ---
    "Super Senko-san Time"
[22:37] ---
    Welcome home!
[22:39] ---
    You've had another long day, haven't you?
[22:43] ---
    Another full day of rain,
    and frightfully humid!
[22:47] ---
    It made quite a mess of my tail!
[22:50] ---
    You mentioned that its fluffability
    had gone down recently...
[22:55] ---
    ...so I thought I'd spruce it up a bit!
[22:58] ---
    ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm! ♪
[23:01] ---
    ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm-mm! ♪
[23:04] ---
    All right, how's that?
[23:06] ---
    Go ahead, fluff it all you want!
[23:09] ---
    My tail is sensitive,
    so touching it might give me a jolt,
[23:13] ---
    but it's not a problem!
[23:16] ---
    If it relaxes you, it makes me happy!
[23:20] ---
    If this helps you recover
    from your hard work,
[23:22] ---
    I won't worry over a little jolt!
[23:25] ---
    Thanks for all of your hard work today.
[23:27] ---
    Fluff my tail all you want,
    and when you're done, it's off to bed.
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