E6 - The Assemblage Circumstances of the Rose Garden
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SIGN Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
SIGN Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
[00:10] Phoenix
Greetings, contracted.
[00:12] Viola
You startled me!
What's up?
[00:15] Phoenix
I encountered a visitor nearby,
so I have guided him here.
[00:20] Viola
A visitor?
[00:21] Phoenix
One who claims to have an urgent
request of thee and thy mother.
[00:25] Phoenix
Come forth, visitor.
[00:38] Hip
Hello, I'm—
SIGN The Assemblage Circumstances of the Rose Garden
[00:42] Alyssa/Viola
"The Assemblage Circumstances
of the Rose Garden."
[00:47] Viola
Mama! Mama!
[00:50] Viola
Mama!
[00:52] Viola
A butt talked to me!
[00:54] Alyssa
My daughter's gone crazy!
[00:57] Viola
I'm telling the truth! Look.
[01:00] Hip
How rude! I am a respectable—
[01:03] Alyssa
A fairy?
[01:04] Viola
What? You're kidding!
[01:05] Viola
I thought fairies were... more, um...
[01:10] Fairy
I'm a fairy! Sparkle!
[01:13] Alyssa
It's true that most people
imagine them that way.
[01:16] Alyssa
But their appearances differ
based on where they were born
[01:18] Alyssa
and the environment around them,
[01:21] Alyssa
so it's not unusual for them
to take non-human shapes.
[01:24] Viola
Okay, but a clearly butt-shaped one?!
[01:31] Alyssa
Er...
[01:32] Alyssa
I apologize for my daughter's rudeness.
[01:35] Alyssa
May I ask your name?
[01:38] Hip
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
I am the Rosehip Fairy.
[01:41] Hip
Please, call me by my nickname "Hip"!
[01:44] Viola
See? Hips are butt-adjacent!
[01:45] Alyssa
Shhh!
[01:46] Viola
So, Hip, what brings you here?
[01:51] Hip
I'm sorry to trouble you with
a request out of the blue, but...
[01:57] Hip
I'd like you to stop my brother.
[02:03] Anna
Welcome, I've been expecting you.
[02:06] Anna
My name is Anna Fiatoio.
SIGN Anna Fiatoio
SIGN Fiatoio Family Heiress
[02:11] Alyssa
Good afternoon.
[02:12] Viola
Hello.
[02:15] Anna
I'm so moved to meet
a real witch of the forest!
[02:18] Viola
Uh...
[02:19] Alyssa
Over here! I'm the witch!
[02:23] Anna
I'm so sorry! I didn't expect you
to be so sma—er, young.
[02:28] Alyssa
Oh, I'm used to it...
[02:31] Anna
But let me ask you, how did you find out...
[02:39] Anna
...that the flowers in our garden
have stopped blooming?
[02:45] Viola
There really isn't a single bloom.
[02:47] Anna
I've done everything I can think of,
but I just don't know what's causing it.
[02:53] Anna
It was so heartening to receive
a witch's request to investigate!
[02:59] Anna
Would a gold bar be
a sufficient token of thanks?
[03:02] Alyssa
So, no pressure here...
[03:04] Alyssa
Well, first let me just take
a look at the garden.
[03:07] Alyssa
Let's talk after that.
[03:09] Anna
Oh, I see.
[03:11] Anna
Please go ahead, then.
[03:13] Anna
I'll make you some tea!
[03:16] Viola
Thanks!
[03:18] Hip
Ladies!
[03:21] Hip
Thank you for coming.
[03:23] Viola
Hello, Hip!
[03:24] Viola
Hey, so is this what you
were saying your brother did?
[03:29] Hip
Yes. I wasn't able to stop him.
[03:38] Hip
Brother! It's the witch and her daughter!
[03:42] Hip
Come out and speak to them!
[04:02] Viola
More of them!
[04:03] Alyssa
Viola!
[04:04] Sweet Cheeks
You stand before the ruler of this
garden: the Meadowsweet Fairy!
[04:09] Sweet Cheeks
To express your awe, you may
call me Sweet Cheeks!
[04:12] Viola
I told you those were butts.
[04:14] Alyssa
Shhh!
[04:14] Sweet Cheeks
Hip...
[04:16] Hip
Brother...
[04:18] Sweet Cheeks
Why did you bring outsiders
here, you brat!
[04:27] Hip
I did it because you won't listen
to me, you blockhead!
[04:33] Sweet Cheeks
I refuse to pay attention to your nonsense!
[04:41] Alyssa
What a sight.
[04:42] Viola
Brothers butting heads...
[04:45] Alyssa
Um, Mr. Sweet Cheeks?
We heard about the situation from Hip.
[04:50] Viola
Shouldn't we all calm down a little?
[04:54] Sweet Cheeks
You know nothing, so stay out of it!
[04:56] Sweet Cheeks
I don't know what Hip told you,
but this is all for Anna's sake.
[05:01] Viola
How so? Anna wants flowers!
[05:04] Sweet Cheeks
Silence!
[05:05] Sweet Cheeks
You just watch and see.
[05:07] Viola
Watch what?
[05:10] Anna
Here's your tea!
[05:12] Anna
I apologize for the wait.
[05:15] Anna
My fiancé is visiting.
[05:17] Torino
Yo!
[05:20] Anna
Allow me to introduce my
fiancé, Torino Ombrello.
[05:24] Torino
Whassup, bros?
[05:27] Anna
We plan to move to his family's
hometown after we're married.
[05:32] Torino
But Anna's, like, too worried
about the garden to leave yet!
[05:37] Torino
That's the sitch. So you witches
fix it up quick, yeah?
[05:42] Torino
Please and thank you!
[05:50] Anna
A durian came flying out of nowhere!
[05:53] Alyssa
Um! We're still investigating,
so you two please wait inside!
[05:58] Anna
Are you all right?
[05:59] Torino
Totes okay!
[06:01] Torino
Isn't this gushing wild?
[06:03] Sweet Cheeks
Now you see.
[06:05] Sweet Cheeks
I am holding this garden hostage
to stop Anna's marriage!
[06:12] Alyssa
He sure is defensive.
[06:14] Hip
My brother has watched over
Anna since she was a baby,
[06:19] Hip
so he feels paternal toward her.
[06:21] Viola
So it's the "You can't
have my daughter" thing.
[06:24] Sweet Cheeks
He's clearly a beast who only
wants her for her money!
[06:28] Sweet Cheeks
I have to protect her!
[06:30] Alyssa
We shouldn't judge people
by their appearances.
[06:33] Sweet Cheeks
Excuse me?
[06:34] Sweet Cheeks
What would you do if your daughter
brought someone like that home?!
[06:37] Viola
I'd crush him.
[06:38] Sweet Cheeks
Why is the daughter the one who gets me?!
[06:41] Viola
So basically, if we get them to
break up, the problem's solved?
[06:46] Sweet Cheeks
Correct.
[06:46] Alyssa
That'd create another problem!
[06:48] Sweet Cheeks
Quiet, you!
[06:51] Hip
I'm sorry.
[06:53] Hip
I thought a witch with a child of her own
[06:56] Hip
might be able to reason with him,
parent to parent...
[07:01] Alyssa
Well, I do understand how he feels.
[07:04] Alyssa
Of course he's worried.
[07:07] Viola
Say, how about we investigate him?
[07:11] Viola
Let's find out what sort of man he is,
then decide what to do.
[07:14] Alyssa
Yeah, I think that's our only option.
[07:17] Sweet Cheeks
I'll settle this as soon as you get the proof!
[07:20] Sweet Cheeks
I'll paint this garden red with his blood.
[07:24] Alyssa
Let's not assume he's a villain
before we even start!
[07:29] Viola
We'll use Mirror Snooping to check his private life.
[07:33] Hip
Is that possible?
[07:35] Viola
Yeah, but it's not ethical.
[07:38] Viola
Plus, we'll need a part
of his body to do the spell.
[07:41] Hip
Part of his body?
[07:43] Sweet Cheeks
Hey.
[07:44] Sweet Cheeks
Would the blood left on the durian work?
[07:47] Viola
It would, though I'm less enthused now...
[07:56] Hip
This is it?
[07:59] Alyssa
Isn't my daughter's magic amazing?
[08:03] Sweet Cheeks
You're the witch here, right?
[08:05] Viola
Okay, let's look at something
from a few days ago.
[08:08] Sweet Cheeks
Footage of him cheating, please.
[08:09] Hip
Brother!
[08:11] Torino
Hey, babe! You here alone?
[08:14] Alyssa
No way, you really found him cheating?!
[08:16] Sweet Cheeks
I was right!
[08:19] Torino
These look heavy.
I'll help you get 'em home!
[08:22] Old Lady
My goodness! Thank you, dear.
[08:27] Torino
Uh-oh! Are you, like, lost?
[08:30] Torino
No worries, I got this!
I'll find your parents right now!
[08:35] Butler
Young master, I'd like to speak
to you about tomorrow's dinner...
[08:38] Torino
Hang tight. Gotta negotiate a deal,
but then I'm all yours!
[08:43] Friend A
Torino! What base are you on with your girl?
[08:46] Torino
Whoa there! I wouldn't ask her to
give it up before the wedding, obvs!
[08:50] Friend B
You're like, so pure!
[08:52] Torino
Bros, Anna's had it rough.
[08:53] Torino
Her daddy died when she was a kid,
and she and her mama had to go it alone.
[08:58] Torino
So I'm gonna be her knight in shining armor!
[09:02] Friends A & B
Dude, mad respect!
[09:06] Alyssa
So as we saw...
[09:08] Alyssa
He's a shockingly good person!
[09:10] Alyssa
Sir, we're sorry we judged you
by appearances!
[09:13] Viola
Stop acting like a bouncy ball.
[09:15] Viola
He's inheriting a family business,
he's a good person,
[09:18] Viola
and he's devoted to his girlfriend.
[09:20] Viola
I see no reason to object.
[09:22] Hip
Agreed. What a relief!
[09:24] Hip
I'm sure my brother will—
[09:26] Sweet Cheeks
I'm not satisfied yet!
[09:27] Sweet Cheeks
He might be a human
trafficker on his days off!
[09:30] Torino
Lemme go sell a few people real quick!
[09:33] Alyssa
That would be a huge problem!
[09:35] Hip
Brother, isn't this enough?
If you keep going, it'll just be selfish.
[09:39] Sweet Cheeks
What?
[09:40] Viola
What's Sweet Cheeks's beef with him?
[09:42] Alyssa
He doesn't have one. He'll just miss her.
[09:45] Viola
Miss her?
[09:46] Alyssa
I think that's just what it's like
when your daughter gets married,
[09:50] Alyssa
no matter how wonderful her partner is.
[09:53] Alyssa
I have you, so I can
understand how he feels.
[09:57] Viola
And I can understand how he feels
because I have you, Mama!
[10:00] Viola
Don't leave me!
[10:01] Alyssa
You understand, huh?
[10:03] Viola
But anyway!
[10:04] Viola
If Anna's really that important to you,
tell her so in words!
[10:09] Viola
Things are only complicated because
you're taking this weird indirect route.
[10:13] Viola
Why won't you talk to her directly?
[10:20] Alyssa
Viola, that's—
[10:22] Anna
Hello, everyone!
[10:23] Anna
How is it going?
[10:26] Viola
Perfect timing!
[10:28] Sweet Cheeks
Hey, stop!
[10:30] Viola
Anna, this lil guy is—
[10:32] Alyssa
Viola!
[10:33] Viola
Here.
[10:38] Anna
So, what have you two been
talking about out here?
[10:45] Viola
Huh? "Two"?
[10:48] Hip
I guess you didn't know.
[10:50] Hip
Anna can't see us fairies.
[11:04] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
What are you doing, Anna?
[11:07] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Are you already old enough
to come out here on your own?
[11:10] (Flashback) Giovanni
Anna, where are you?
[11:12] (Flashback) Giovanni
Anna!
[11:15] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
I guess not.
[11:18] (Flashback) Giovanni
You were out here, eh? I was worried.
[11:21] (Flashback) Young Anna
I looked at the flowers!
[11:23] (Flashback) Giovanni
I understand, but you mustn't
go outside all by yourself.
[11:26] (Flashback) Young Anna
Okay!
[11:28] (Flashback) Giovanni
Anna, you're here alone again...
[11:31] (Flashback) Young Anna
Father!
[11:33] (Flashback) Giovanni
What is it, Anna?
[11:34] (Flashback) Young Anna
This way, Father!
[11:37] (Flashback) Giovanni
Shall we prune them soon, Anna?
[11:40] (Flashback) Young Anna
Can we really?!
[11:42] (Flashback) Giovanni
Yes. I'm happy about it, too.
[11:53] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Giovanni's health was never good.
[11:57] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
I didn't think he'd go so soon, though...
[12:02] (Flashback) Young Anna
Father...
[12:05] (Flashback) Young Anna
Father!
[12:27] Hip
Humans without magic can't see fairies,
[12:31] Hip
so Anna doesn't know about us.
[12:35] Hip
I kept my distance from her,
because that made me sad.
[12:39] Hip
But my brother...
[12:43] Viola
I can't believe how insensitive I was!
[12:46] Hip
Please don't cry!
[12:48] Sweet Cheeks
I've had enough of this fuss!
[12:51] Sweet Cheeks
My fears were groundless.
[12:54] Sweet Cheeks
I'll restore the roses in the garden.
That'll be the end of it.
[12:58] Sweet Cheeks
Now go home.
[13:00] Viola
U-Um, that's...
[13:04] Viola
I mean, just doing that is... um...
[13:07] Viola
It's not good!
[13:09] Sweet Cheeks
Organize your thoughts before you speak!
[13:13] Anna
U-Um...
[13:16] Anna
Why is Viola wailing to herself?
[13:18] Alyssa
She's conversing! With nature!
[13:20] Alyssa
Anyway, I think we're done for today!
[13:26] Viola
So, yeah.
[13:28] Viola
We're back!
[13:29] Sweet Cheeks
They're back, and there's more of them!
[13:32] Sweet Cheeks
I told you I'd restore the roses!
Your job here is done!
[13:36] Alyssa
I know. Today we're just meddling.
[13:39] Alyssa
Can I ask you to join us for a bit?
[13:43] Sweet Cheeks
Do what you want.
[13:44] Phoenix
Fear not, tiny life form.
[13:47] Sweet Cheeks
And what the hell is this?!
[13:49] Viola
A phoenix.
[13:50] Phoenix
I must say...
[13:51] Sweet Cheeks
What?!
[13:52] Phoenix
'Tis quite unusual for an artificial
garden to produce fairies.
[13:57] Viola
It is?
[13:59] Alyssa
Most fairies are born from unsullied nature
[14:01] Alyssa
that hasn't been interfered with by people.
[14:04] Alyssa
It's partly an issue of compatibility
with the land and flora.
[14:07] Alyssa
But the most important thing
is depth of emotion.
[14:11] Alyssa
Fairies being born here shows that
someone truly treasured this place.
[14:17] Viola
Wow.
[14:18] Phoenix
Indeed. And that person was...
[14:22] Phoenix
...a fan of buttocks, it seems.
[14:26] Alyssa
Let's not bring up that topic!
[14:28] Sweet Cheeks
By the way...
[14:29] Sweet Cheeks
Anna is the type who swoons over collarbones.
[14:31] Torino
Collarbone!
[14:32] Anna
Swoon!
[14:32] Alyssa
Please don't reveal people's preferences!
[14:36] Alyssa
Let's get back to why we're here.
[14:38] Alyssa
There are actually a lot of ways
to make fairies visible.
[14:41] Alyssa
Like spells or magical items.
[14:43] Hip
Really?!
[14:44] Phoenix
However, consent must be obtained
from the human observer.
[14:49] Alyssa
Which means the first order of business
is to explain things to Anna.
[14:53] Hip
Isn't this great, Brother?
[14:56] Viola
Let's go see her!
[14:58] Hip
Brother?
[14:59] Sweet Cheeks
It's nothing.
[15:03] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Hey! Wait!
[15:06] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
You're too young to prune.
Leave it to the adults!
[15:13] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Go hydrate! Your health
is fragile too, you know!
[15:18] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
No! No mint!
[15:20] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Anything but mint!
[15:26] (Flashback) Hip
Even if she can't hear you,
you shouldn't yell at her so much.
[15:29] (Flashback) Hip
She is trying to help the roses.
[15:31] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
How can I not?! She's constantly
endangering herself!
[15:33] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Look! She fell asleep
reading a book in the garden!
[15:37] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
What if some criminal broke in?
[15:39] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
She'd get kidnapped!
[15:40] (Flashback) Hip
Good point... And after all,
we can't call for help if she needs it.
[15:44] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
Not to mention, the sun is so bright today.
[15:48] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
I'll concentrate the leaves here
to create more shade.
[15:59] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks
It's enough.
[16:03] Anna
You're asking if I sense
anything in the garden?
[16:06] Alyssa
Yes. Even the tiniest detail
could be important.
[16:08] Sweet Cheeks
Hey! Hey!
[16:10] Sweet Cheeks
Don't jump straight to the point
like that. Ease her in!
[16:14] Sweet Cheeks
You might scare her!
[16:16] Viola
We know.
[16:20] Anna
You'd want to hear it even if
I might just be imagining things?
[16:24] Alyssa
Yes.
[16:25] Anna
This garden is a memento of my father.
[16:28] Anna
It's precious to me. I have many
fond memories of times we spent there.
[16:32] Anna
I missed him so much after he died.
[16:35] Anna
But when I went into the garden,
even if I was sad, I felt safe.
[16:39] Anna
It felt like someone
was watching over me there.
[16:44] Anna
So I've always wondered...
[16:50] Anna
I've wondered if maybe
he's still in the garden!
[16:57] Anna
I'm sorry I got so excited!
[17:00] Anna
I know I'm overthinking things.
[17:04] Anna
But still...
[17:07] Anna
I've always been comforted by that "maybe."
[17:14] Viola
She's not wrong.
[17:16] Viola
She's not wrong, but it was Sweet Cheeks!
[17:18] Viola
But she'd like for it to be her father!
[17:20] Alyssa
Viola, calm down!
[17:21] Hip
Please calm down!
[17:23] Phoenix
Utter confusion.
[17:24] Sweet Cheeks
Part of me suspected that.
[17:28] Sweet Cheeks
Back to the old plan. I'll restore
the roses, and that's the end.
[17:32] Sweet Cheeks
There's no need to tell her
that there are garden fairies
[17:36] Sweet Cheeks
who physically reflect her father's fetish.
[17:37] Alyssa
Please use euphemisms!
[17:40] Viola
Uh... Um!
[17:41] Viola
I think she'd be happy to know
she's had someone watching over her,
[17:45] Viola
even if it's not her father!
[17:47] Sweet Cheeks
You can't guarantee that.
[17:50] Sweet Cheeks
I don't want to let my selfishness
grieve her any longer.
[17:54] Sweet Cheeks
At this point, telling her in words
would only burden her.
[18:00] Hip
Brother!
[18:03] Hip
Brother!
[18:04] Sweet Cheeks
Stop crying!
[18:06] Alyssa
Very well.
[18:07] Viola
Mama?
[18:09] Alyssa
We will respect your wishes, Sweet Cheeks.
[18:12] Alyssa
But may I mention one thing?
[18:20] Torino
Anna!
[18:22] Torino
Sorry I'm late! Whoa,
where's the magic chicks?
[18:26] Anna
They stepped away for a while.
[18:28] Anna
They told me we should wait here.
[18:31] Torino
Weird. But hey...
[18:33] Torino
Do you think they wanted me
here cuz it's my fault?
[18:36] Anna
Of course not!
[18:38] Anna
I'm the one who's made you wait so long
because of my problems.
[18:41] Anna
I'm sorry.
[18:42] Torino
Nah, it's totes okay!
[18:44] Torino
I know about your daddy.
[18:46] Torino
And weddings are all about timing, right?
[18:48] Anna
Thank you.
[18:50] Torino
Whenever you think it's time,
we'll just do the thing.
[19:08] Torino
They're all goin' at once?
[19:10] Torino
This is so dope!
It's like, "3, 2, 1, gorgeous"!
[19:16] Torino
I'm so hyped!
[19:20] Sweet Cheeks
It was such a simple thing, in the end.
[19:24] Sweet Cheeks
It's not that I wanted to become her father.
[19:27] Sweet Cheeks
It's not that I wanted
her gratitude or her love.
[19:32] Sweet Cheeks
I just...
[19:43] Alyssa
I know I said that it
might convey your feelings
[19:47] Alyssa
to make the flowers bloom
in front of Anna and Torino...
[19:51] Alyssa
But honestly...
[19:53] Alyssa
I didn't think you'd use up every drop of
your energy to keep them blooming!
[19:56] Viola
He's got fewer butts!
[19:58] Phoenix
Eternal Breath.
[20:01] Phoenix
Version 2!
[20:03] Hip
Brother!
[20:09] Hip
H-He's better!
[20:11] Viola
Yay!
[20:12] Phoenix
Peace.
[20:12] Sweet Cheeks
What the hell is his deal?
[20:14] Alyssa
That's a great question.
[20:17] Hip
Alyssa, thank you so much, again!
[20:20] Alyssa
Oh, this was all Sweet Cheeks.
All I did was voice an opinion.
[20:24] Sweet Cheeks
You really were just meddling.
You hardly even used any magic.
[20:29] Hip
Brother!
[20:30] Alyssa
You're absolutely right.
[20:32] Sweet Cheeks
But thanks to your meddling,
I got to convey my feelings.
[20:36] Sweet Cheeks
I'm a fool.
[20:38] Sweet Cheeks
I worried unnecessarily and
obsessed over things I shouldn't.
[20:42] Alyssa
That's what parents do.
[20:45] Alyssa
It's just...
[20:46] Alyssa
I don't think you need to bottle up
the feelings you want to convey,
[20:50] Alyssa
even if you may choose
an indirect way to share them.
[20:52] Alyssa
Our time with them is limited, after all.
[20:59] Alyssa
Especially for those like us...
[21:07] Sweet Cheeks
Agreed.
[21:11] Viola
Mama!
[21:13] Viola
We got a letter from Anna!
[21:15] Alyssa
Really?
[21:16] Viola
Yep! She says they're all moved in,
so we should come visit.
[21:19] Viola
She invited us to the wedding, too!
[21:22] Alyssa
That should be fun.
[21:23] Viola
Yeah!
[21:24] Alyssa
But I think Sweet Cheeks and Hip
will feel lonely for a while.
[21:28] Viola
It's okay.
[21:30] Viola
There's still plenty of time!
[21:34] Viola
They didn't get to talk this time,
but there will be other chances!
[21:38] Viola
Plus, Anna might wake up
one day able to see fairies.
[21:42] Phoenix
I heartily approve of children
being positive thinkers.
[21:46] Viola
Hey, what does that mean?!
[21:47] Alyssa
Don't worry about it.
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[22:57] Viola
This is Viola!
[22:58] Alyssa
This is... Alyssa!
[23:00] Alyssa
Next time on The Family Circumstances
of the Irregular Witch...
[23:04] Viola
I make snacks with Mama!
[23:06] Viola
Then we try to help a troubled older man.
[23:08] Viola
"The Circumstances of Yep—Oops—
Of Course These Are Pastries!"
[23:11] Viola?
"The Insomnia Circumstances
of the Sleep Fairy."
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[23:13] Viola
Mama looks like she's having fun!
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