E3 - The Reminiscing Circumstances of the Witch-Girl Time Crew/The Sniffly Circumstances of the Healthy Daughter

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[00:04] Giriko
    Hey.
[00:06] Luna
    We came to visit!
[00:08] Alyssa
    Luna, Giriko! You're early.
[00:12] Luna
    I'm already picking up the lovely
    scent of tea and baked goods!
[00:18] Alyssa
    I got hold of some good cinnamon,
    so I baked an apple pie.
[00:22] Alyssa
    Come on in.
[00:25] Luna
    Say, how much pie did you make?
[00:29] Luna
    I brought my familiars today.
[00:32] Alyssa
    Go home.
[00:34] Luna
    Bondage Kern! He loves being tied up tight.
[00:38] Alyssa
    Go home.
[00:40] Luna
    Masochist Rubero! He loves pain.
[00:45] Alyssa
    I'm begging you, go home!
[00:47] Luna
    Shame Ross! He loves feeling ashamed.
[00:52] Alyssa
    Are you listening to me?!
[00:53] Viola
    Mama! Are the aunties here?
[00:57] Alyssa
    This isn't appropriate for kids!
    Bring them when Viola's not here!
[00:59] Alyssa
    I'll give you pie to take home to them!
[01:02] Luna
    Aw, you're so overprotective.
[01:04] Luna
    All right, face left!
[01:08] Luna
    Kennel.
[01:17] Giriko
    I actually brought you a proper gift.
[01:20] Alyssa
    Gift?
[01:21] Giriko
    Ta-da.
[01:23] Alyssa
    A book?
SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch
SIGN    The Reminiscing Circumstances of the Witch-Girl Time Crew
[02:58] Alyssa/Viola
    "The Reminiscing Circumstances
    of the Witch-Girl Time Crew."
[03:02] Viola
    A magical reminiscence book?
[03:04] Giriko
    Basically, it's the witches'
    version of a photo album.
[03:08] Giriko
    When you input a bit of magic, it
    displays the memory you're thinking of.
SIGN    Magical Reminiscence Book
[03:12] Viola
    Wow!
[03:14] Viola
    But don't you have any regular photos left?
[03:17] Luna
    There were no photos in the old days.
[03:20] Giriko
    Modern conveniences are great.
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Age
[03:23] Viola
    I see.
[03:25] Viola
    Auntie, show me photos
    of Mama when she was a kid!
[03:29] Luna
    I figured you'd say that,
    so I already set it up.
[03:33] Alyssa
    What? Hey, wait!
[03:35] Luna
    Here.
[03:40] Viola
    First prize!
[03:41] Luna
    In what?
[03:48] Viola
    Oh my gosh. She's too cute.
[03:51] Viola
    Didn't she get kidnapped constantly?
[03:54] Giriko
    Are you imagining a lawless wilderness?
[03:56] Viola
    She didn't get kidnapped?!
[03:58] Viola
    But she was this cute. Was there
    something wrong with her hometown?
[04:02] Giriko
    No, and therefore she wasn't kidnapped.
[04:04] Viola
    Oh, good point. It's best
    if those things don't happen.
[04:08] Viola
    But if I were her mom, I'd be so worried,
[04:12] Viola
    I'd put thorns on her clothes.
[04:15] Giriko
    She thinks like a hedgehog!
[04:18] Alyssa
    Oh, Viola.
[04:20] Alyssa
    You know that was my idea!
[04:24] Luna
    Take responsibility
    for the way you raised her.
[04:28] Viola
    Auntie, auntie, I want to see more! More!
[04:30] Giriko
    All right, it's on.
[04:32] Alyssa
    Hey!
[04:35] Giriko
    Here we are at around age 50...
[04:39] Giriko
    And this is us around 150.
[04:41] Alyssa
    She was so cute she stopped time!
[04:43] Giriko
    Yes indeed.
[04:44] Alyssa
    No, I didn't!
[04:46] Alyssa
    Sheesh. Stop making it about me
    and show her yours, too!
[04:49] Giriko
    You got it. One sec.
[04:53] Viola
    It's Auntie Luna!
[04:54] Viola
    She's doing tarot. So cute!
[04:57] Luna
    I come from a long line of fortune-tellers,
[05:01] Luna
    so I studied it pretty hard from a young age.
[05:03] Viola
    Wow.
[05:05] Luna
    Fortune telling can guide people
    who are feeling uneasy.
[05:09] Luna
    It's a lovely kind of magic.
[05:12] Luna
    I spoil poor darlings who can't make
    it alone. I take care of everything.
[05:18] Viola
    Wow.
[05:19] Alyssa
    She's perverted.
[05:22] Viola
    You were cute too, Auntie Giriko!
    What are you doing in this one?
[05:26] Giriko
    Crafting magic items.
[05:29] Giriko
    Unlike Luna, I was all about me.
[05:34] Giriko
    But hey, I ended up making a job out of it.
[05:39] Alyssa
    What have you been crafting lately?
[05:42] Giriko
    Sexy Triton's trumpets.
[05:44] Alyssa
    What was your mental state
    when you thought of that?
SIGN    FwoooOOoh
[05:49] Alyssa
    You don't need to actually trumpet!
[05:51] Giriko
    By the way, check out Alyssa gardening.
[05:55] Viola
    Is her cuteness making the flowers bloom?!
[05:57] Luna
    No; water and fertilizer.
[05:59] Giriko
    I suppose all of us really did
    keep up our childhood hobbies
[06:03] Giriko
    until they became our jobs, huh?
SIGN    Item
    Vendor
SIGN    Fortune
    Teller
SIGN    Herbalist
[06:05] Alyssa
    So we did.
[06:06] Luna
    "You excel at what you enjoy," as they say.
[06:10] Viola
    Your favorite hobby turning
    into your job sounds awesome.
[06:13] Viola
    When I grow up, I want a job involving moms.
[06:17] Alyssa
    What would that be, exactly?
[06:19] Luna
    There's nothing better than
    having fun at work, I say.
[06:23] Luna
    What do you like, besides Alyssa?
[06:25] Viola
    Hmm... I like poultry!
[06:29] Phoenix
    In other words, thou likest me?
[06:32] Luna
    Phoenix, you're here too?
[06:34] Phoenix
    As I recall,
[06:37] Phoenix
    "work" is that mysterious activity
    which ye mortals grudgingly engage in
[06:41] Phoenix
    at the expense of the precious
    little time your life spans grant ye.
[06:44] Luna
    That's some serious bias.
[06:47] Giriko
    Grudgingly or not, we have to
    do it to put food on the table.
[06:51] Phoenix
    If ye have no food,
[06:53] Phoenix
    can ye not consume the energy
    flowing through the natural world?
[06:56] Giriko
    That immortal superiority pisses me off.
[06:58] Alyssa
    He doesn't mean any offense!
    He's good at heart!
[07:03] Viola
    Phoenix, show me you
    when you were young, too!
[07:07] Phoenix
    Thou wouldst view cute me?
[07:11] Phoenix
    This is me 500 years ago.
[07:15] Phoenix
    This is me 200 years ago.
[07:17] Luna
    Didn't we just do this bit?
[07:20] Phoenix
    Birds of a feather.
[07:22] Alyssa
    I-I suppose so...
[07:27] Viola
    You three have been together
    since you were little, huh?
[07:31] Alyssa
    I'm small, and I wasn't physically strong,
[07:35] Alyssa
    so they helped me out a lot.
[07:42] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Luna! You shouldn't sit on people!
[07:45] (Flashback) Luna
    He's not a person! He's a chair!
[07:52] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Giriko! You shouldn't make dangerous stuff!
[07:55] (Flashback) Giriko
    It's not dangerous.
    It's my J-O-Lantern Mk II.
[07:59] Alyssa
    Well, I babysat them, too...
[08:03] Giriko
    Excuse me?
[08:04] Luna
    How rude!
[08:07] Alyssa
    But they helped me more.
[08:15] (Flashback) Boy
    Crybaby!
[08:30] Alyssa
    I can remember it all perfectly,
    album or no album.
[08:36] Alyssa
    I'm really glad you're my friends.
[08:41] Giriko
    Well, thanks.
[08:42] Viola
    Hey! No leaving me out to get
    all lovey-dovey with each other!
[08:46] Alyssa
    Whoops, sorry!
[08:47] Viola
    Sheesh!
[08:48] Viola
    Also, who are they? Friends I don't know?
[09:00] Luna
    Oh, dear! I must have thought
    about them for just a moment!
[09:06] Luna
    Goodness gracious me!
[09:09] Alyssa
    Behave yourselves!
[09:10] Luna
    I'm sorry!
[09:11] Giriko
    I didn't do anything!
[09:12] Alyssa
    Get back here!
[09:27] Viola
    No...
[09:30] Viola
    It can't be...
[09:34] Viola
    It's not true!
[09:35] Alyssa
    Viola, calm down.
[09:36] Viola
    I won't believe it!
[09:38] Viola
    Never!
[09:41] Benny
    It's a cold.
[09:43] Viola
    Noooo!
SIGN    For now, we'll give you three days' worth of medicinal powder.
SIGN    Sheeta
    Myconid Nurse
SIGN    Benny
    Myconid Doctor
[09:52] Alyssa
    Thank you.
SIGN    The Sniffly Circumstances
    of the Healthy Daughter
[09:58] Viola
    "The Sniffly Circumstances
    of the Healthy Daughter."
[10:02] Viola
    You're wrong. It's not a cold.
[10:06] Alyssa
    You need to face it, honey.
[10:09] Phoenix
    Wherefore is she so stubborn?
[10:11] Alyssa
    Viola's always been full of energy,
    and she's hardly ever been sick.
[10:17] Alyssa
    So she's not used to
    feeling under the weather,
[10:20] Alyssa
    and she tries to just power through it.
[10:21] Viola
    It's just my imagination!
[10:24] Phoenix
    A little imp incarnate.
[10:26] Viola
    They say illness starts in the mind, right?
    Good spirits are good medicine!
[10:31] Phoenix
    Thou shouldst not overestimate
    the placebo effect.
[10:34] Alyssa
    She also hates taking medicine,
    so she tries to avoid it.
[10:38] Viola
    Because it tastes terrible!
    You hate it too, right, Phoenix?
[10:43] Phoenix
    I know not. I have never been sick.
[10:47] Viola
    Immortal superiority again!
[10:55] Viola
    Fine. I'll admit that it's a cold.
[10:58] Alyssa
    Next time admit it right away, okay?
[11:00] Viola
    But I haven't lost yet.
[11:02] Alyssa
    Lost to who?
[11:07] Viola
    You told me when I was a kid
[11:10] Viola
    that we get fevers when our
    bodies fight the sickness.
SIGN    Inside Viola's Body
SIGN    Germ
[11:14] Germ Man
    I am germ!
SIGN    Immunity
[11:24] Immunity Viola
    I'll take him down here and now!
[11:28] Immunity Violas
    Yah!
[11:30] Viola
    I won't let him touch Mama!
[11:32] Phoenix
    I've never seen a human rouse
    such a combative spirit over a cold.
[11:41] Alyssa
    Don't thrash around anymore!
[11:46] Alyssa
    Stay in bed today, okay?
[11:49] Alyssa
    Is there anything I can do for you?
[11:52] Viola
    Mmm...
[11:53] Viola
    Summon Jack Frost for me...
SIGN    Jack Frost
SIGN    Spirit of Snow and Ice
[12:00] Alyssa
    I'll bring you a cold pack.
[12:04] Alyssa
    Can you eat?
[12:06] Alyssa
    If there's anything you're hungry for,
    I'll make it right away.
[12:09] Viola
    I want chicken soup.
[12:14] Alyssa
    I'll make it normally!
[12:19] Phoenix
    But I am more nutritious.
[12:22] Chicken
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[12:25] Alyssa
    I appreciate the sentiment,
    but don't compete with chickens!
[12:31] Alyssa
    Okay, you take a nap while I make the soup.
[12:40] Phoenix
    Slumber is vital for recovery.
[12:43] Viola
    I know, but...
[12:46] Viola
    I don't like to sleep when I've got a fever,
    because it gives me weird dreams.
[12:53] Sausage
    Dance, dance, dance, dance!
[12:56] Viola
    And with my head all fuzzy, it's hard
    to tell what's a dream and what's real.
[13:06] Alyssa
    Viola?
[13:08] Viola
    Those are always the times when my
    magic goes berserk and manifests stuff,
[13:13] Viola
    and then it's even harder to tell...
[13:16] Viola
    That was when I was a kid, but...
[13:18] Narrator
    Barbecue ingredients shining in rainbow
    colors and playing push-and-shove!
[13:23] Phoenix
    Unavoidable nightmares.
[13:31] Viola
    I'm bored.
[13:34] Phoenix
    I forbid thee from rising.
[13:36] Viola
    I get it, but I'm bored!
    I wanna get better now!
[13:41] Phoenix
    Perhaps thou shouldst drink my lifeblood?
[13:43] Viola
    That's ickier than medicine.
[13:46] Phoenix
    What if I mix it with a food
    of strong smell and taste?
SIGN    Yogurt
[13:50] Viola
    He's offering me his lifeblood
    like it's normal medicine...
[13:59] Viola
    It's coming.
[14:00] Phoenix
    I have a bucket.
[14:02] Viola
    I'm... gonna ex-spell...
[14:08] Narrator
    Magical filtration failure!
[14:10] Narrator
    This happens when an illness or incident
[14:12] Narrator
    causes magic to circulate
    improperly in the body.
[14:15] Narrator
    Any unfiltered magical energy is converted
    to mass and expelled through the mouth.
SIGN    Sparkly and pretty
SIGN    Makes a pleasant
    sound coming out
[14:18] Narrator
    Commonly known as "ex-spelling"!
[14:21] Narrator
    It is not puking.
[14:22] Viola
    I feel better.
[14:24] Phoenix
    It presenteth no problems.
    It disappeareth in minutes.
SIGN    °It is
    not puking
[14:28] Phoenix
    It is both odorless and sanitary.
[14:30] Alyssa
    I'm sorry, Violet! I forgot
    we were out of chicken.
[14:34] Phoenix
    Then I shall boil—
[14:36] Alyssa
    I'll go buy some, plus
    anything else we might need.
[14:40] Viola
    No, Mama, don't go!
[14:42] Alyssa
    I know you're feeling vulnerable,
    but I'll be right back.
[14:46] Alyssa
    Wait here with Phoen.
[14:48] Viola
    You're too cute to go to town
    on your own. You'll be kidnapped!
[14:53] Alyssa
    You just worry about yourself.
[14:55] Viola
    If you won't take me with you, take Papa!
[15:00] Papa
    Hi!
[15:01] Alyssa
    H-Hello there!
[15:03] Viola
    No, I'm too worried! I'll come too!
[15:06] Alyssa
    You know you can't do that!
[15:08] Papa
    Oh my...
[15:11] Phoenix
    I shall lure my contracted
    into sleep with a lullaby.
[15:15] Phoenix
    Thou canst go during her slumber.
[15:17] Viola
    Lullaby? I'm not that much of a kid!
[15:28] Phoenix
    Good night.
[15:29] Alyssa
    That was safe, right?! Tell me it was safe!
[15:35] Lira
    Viola has a cold?
[15:37] Lira
    That's unusual.
[15:40] Lira
    Here, I gave you some extra.
[15:41] Alyssa
    Thank you very much.
[15:43] Alyssa
    She hasn't been sick for so long,
    this caught me off guard!
[15:46] Alyssa
    I was the opposite as a kid.
    I had colds all the time.
[15:51] Alyssa
    So I definitely understand
    how it feels from the other side.
[15:56] Lira
    Good for you, using your
    experience constructively!
[16:00] Lira
    I've never been sick, so I'm hopeless—
    I never know what sick people need.
[16:05] Alyssa
    Never? Not even once?!
[16:08] Lira
    Nope.
[16:10] Alyssa
    Anyway, this made me realize all over again
[16:13] Alyssa
    that all a parent needs is
    for their child to stay healthy.
[16:18] Lira
    Exactly. Easier said than
    done sometimes, though.
[16:22] Lira
    Don't forget to gargle and wash
    your hands when you get home!
[16:26] Alyssa
    Yes, ma'am.
[16:28] Lira
    By the way...
[16:30] Lira
    What's that healthy creature there?
[16:33] Alyssa
    Good question.
[16:35] Lira
    That's worrisome.
[16:38] (Flashback) Hooded woman
    Please...
[16:42] (Flashback) Hooded woman
    Only remember me.
[16:47] (Flashback) Hooded woman
    Forget all about them...
[16:51] (Flashback) Hooded woman
    ...and hate only me.
[17:00] Alyssa
    Sorry, did I wake you?
[17:02] Alyssa
    Perfect timing, though.
    I just finished the chicken soup.
[17:07] Alyssa
    I'll bring you some.
[17:09] Viola
    Mama, did I manifest any dreams?
[17:13] Alyssa
    No, you didn't.
[17:16] Alyssa
    Did you have a weird dream?
[17:20] Viola
    I don't remember.
[17:27] Viola
    Back to normal!
[17:29] Alyssa
    Huh?! It's only been one day!
[17:31] Viola
    I'm fit as a fiddle. Nothing wrong anywhere!
[17:35] Viola
    I defeated all the germs,
    so don't you worry, Mama.
[17:39] Alyssa
    Thank you.
[17:40] Phoenix
    Achoo!
[17:51] Viola
    I'm sorry, Phoenix.
[17:53] Viola
    Apparently, a witch's sickness
    can affect her familiar.
[17:57] Alyssa
    What would you like to eat, Phoen?
[18:00] Phoenix
    Sake with raw egg.
[18:02] Narrator
    Let's all take care to avoid
    infection loops in our households.
SIGN    10 Years Ago
[18:19] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Morning, Viola...
[18:23] (Flashback) Alyssa
    What's wrong?
[18:24] (Flashback) Viola
    I didn't do it.
[18:31] (Flashback) Alyssa
    U-Uh...
[18:34] (Flashback) Viola
    I didn't do it!
[18:38] (Flashback) Viola
    I didn't bed-spell!
[18:48] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Come on, don't cry. Mama's not angry.
[18:53] (Flashback) Alyssa
    There, there.
[19:01] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Viola, look...
[19:06] (Flashback) Alyssa
    It's... a water spirit.
[19:11] (Flashback) Viola
    Spirit?
[19:30] Alyssa
    I wonder if it was attracted to Viola's magic.
[19:33] (Flashback) Viola
    Mama!
[19:35] (Flashback) Alyssa
    The spirit wants to make friends with you.
[19:45] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Spirits are supernatural beings
    that dwell within all things.
[19:51] (Flashback) Viola
    "Super-nat'ral"?
[19:53] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Sorry, that explanation
    was too complicated, huh?
SIGN    Spirits
[19:57] Narrator
    Spirits!
[20:01] (Flashback) Alyssa
    So, um, spirits aren't
    really living creatures.
[20:06] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Put simply, they're basically magic itself.
[20:09] (Flashback) Viola
    "Magic isself"?
[20:11] (Flashback) Alyssa
    There are spirits in lots of things,
[20:15] (Flashback) Alyssa
    like the water we saw, and fire, and wind.
[20:18] (Flashback) Alyssa
    But we don't usually get to see them,
    so I think you were lucky, Viola.
[20:22] (Flashback) Viola
    Wow, really?
[20:26] (Flashback) Viola
    Umm...
[20:28] Narrator
    Fairies!
SIGN    Fairies
[20:31] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Fairies are beings born from
    the energy of the natural world.
[20:37] (Flashback) Alyssa
    They're kind of like living creatures.
[20:39] (Flashback) Viola
    Wow!
[20:46] (Flashback) Viola
    Mama, are jinn eels fairies?
[20:49] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Oh, well...
[20:51] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Jinn eels are actually monsters.
[20:54] (Flashback) Viola
    They are?!
[20:56] (Flashback) Alyssa
    The word "jinn" means spirit,
[20:59] (Flashback) Alyssa
    but our friends the eels were named that
    because long ago they got mistaken for spirits.
[21:03] (Flashback) Alyssa
    So we still call them jinn.
[21:06] (Flashback) Alyssa
    But technically, they're monsters.
[21:09] (Flashback) Viola
    Whoa, I didn't know they were monsters!
[21:19] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Viola, it's about time to eat!
[21:21] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Viola?
[21:24] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Still reading that, eh?
[21:26] (Flashback) Viola
    Mama!
[21:27] (Flashback) Alyssa
    What is it?
[21:29] (Flashback) Viola
    Myth-ick-al beasts look cool! I love them!
[21:34] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Well, then, I hope you
    get to meet one someday.
[21:38] (Flashback) Viola
    Yeah! I wanna bring a bunch home!
[21:40] (Flashback) Alyssa
    What?! That's not the best idea...
[21:42] (Flashback) Viola
    They'll live with us!
[21:44] (Flashback) Alyssa
    Mythical beasts are really big, though!
[21:46] (Flashback) Viola
    Live with us!
SIGN    Preview
[22:59] Viola
    This is Viola!
[23:00] Alyssa
    This is Alyssa!
[23:01] Alyssa
    Next time on The Family Circumstances
    of the Irregular Witch...
[23:04] Alyssa
    What? Viola made a new friend?!
[23:06] Viola
    What? Mama! What is that egg?!
[23:09] Alyssa
    "The Requesting Circumstances
    of the Late-Blooming Orc"!
[23:12] Viola
    "The Monitoring Circumstances
    of the Egg and Big Sister"!
SIGN    The Requesting Circumstances of the Late-Blooming Orc
SIGN    The Monitoring Circumstances of the Egg and Big Sister
[23:14] Alyssa
    So, what are they like?! Tell me!
[23:16] Viola
    What's going on?! Tell me!